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Celebs Go Dating S14E08 (2025)
Having failed to find 'The One,' six single celebrities join an exclusive dating agency and are matched with ordinary people, in a bid to find true love.
Having failed to find 'The One,' six single celebrities join an exclusive dating agency and are matched with ordinary people, in a bid to find true love.
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00:00Tonight my celebrity crush Phil Mitchell what the agents come up short for Kerry
00:09Sam gets a bass in from the brun dog the DTS feel you are performing
00:15And it's game set and pass the Louie as that's a left
00:19That's a big age gap in it be a tie-by go. I will I bang you like the whole potato
00:25Dating who comes with me. Oh, so that's why you've been single for 20. I mean
00:30Oh, my
00:38Welcome to celebs go dating the premium dating agency for the flirty and famous
00:44barely spick and span now who's been fingering the name signs
00:49They don't call him Paul finger of fun brun for nothing and here
00:53He comes now along with the rest of the agency dream team and it's straight down to business
00:58It's a busy day. We have a trio of celebs in John Kerry Sam who is feeling what about me?
01:06They want to take I'll take John and I'm really excited to hear about his double date would carry
01:11I mean Sam I felt like we opened up Pandora's box last time
01:15I'd quite like to see if anything has been left with him since that consultation
01:20Okay, and let's be honest. I live for my Kerry shade
01:25Well, you haven't got long to wait a dubs
01:27Because here comes Keza now. I love this atomic kitten song shame was recorded after she left
01:33But still what a banger. Oh, yeah, it's Kerry. Oh, hello, Kerry come on in
01:39The tide is high, but I'm holding on
01:45I'm gonna be your number one
01:50Hi, honey
01:53Of all people
01:54How are you, handsome?
01:56What an extraordinarily positive way to start my day
02:00To open my threshold to the warm I've beaten glow of my favourite Warrington kitten grinning like a Cheshire cat
02:09Can I just say your eyes look beautiful today? Your eyelashes are like wow
02:14I could just see you're up on a butter
02:16Do you want me to explain what that is?
02:18Probably best Keza
02:20Not sure how familiar Tom is with Warrington's Greg's menu
02:23So bus is like two pieces of bread. I'm starving actually keep talking. That's a butter. Yeah, you've got a bap
02:29Mmm, I could murder a sausage back right now. Yes, which is why the bosoms are called baps because they're whole things
02:36Well, mine are more like
02:39The long ones that you put for a hot dog now. Oh, well there goes my appetite
02:44I'll just have a couple of fried eggs instead. No, honestly, I'm that my the lucky lucky nuts eat nipples
02:50Actually better cancel that as well
02:52That's what mine are like now Tom
02:57Hello?
02:58Hello there tea. Could you send Kerry up please? All right, darling. Thank you, sir. Thank you. I'm ready for you
03:06Wow
03:07Kerry's coming
03:09The little whirlwind that is Kerry
03:12Please come on in. Oh, there's our girl. Hi guys
03:18After a dramatic u-turn on going on a second date with Dishy Dale
03:22He was a lovely bloke, but I definitely don't want to go on a second date with him
03:24The agent stuck another D in the mix as she met Dave on a double date with S Club Jon
03:29Oh, no
03:30But the date didn't go. How'd you put him?
03:32Well, do you think you'd want to date again?
03:34You?
03:35Date you again?
03:36Yeah
03:37Nice try, Dave
03:38Okay, so you went on a date with Jon
03:40It was a double date
03:41Oh, yeah
03:42Oh, I don't want to be horrible
03:45I don't want to be horrible
03:46But she's gonna be
03:47But I'm just like, seriously, I think I'm a bit of a hottie for me age
03:52Oh, so you think who showed up for you was not about it
03:56Well, I kept going, or if he's not for me, or if he's not for me
03:58That's what I said when the stripper arrived at my 30th
04:01Big fella
04:02Did he seem attracted to you?
04:03Oh, yeah
04:04Well, we do have some feedback
04:06David said he thought you were very well dressed and he fancied you
04:11Of course he did
04:12He felt your personality was refreshing
04:14Like a pint of bitter
04:15He rated the date
04:17Nine
04:18Nine?
04:19Out of what? 400?
04:21Have you done offer some feedback on what you could improve on?
04:23Oh, go on
04:24I'll take that, yeah
04:25He says, I think Kerry just needs to try and let her wall down
04:27A wall currently made of cushions
04:29She knows what she doesn't want, like most of us, and she's a tough cookie to crack
04:33But once she's been around someone who doesn't want her for the image
04:36She will relax more, which is understandable
04:38And that will come when she sees not all men are the same
04:41He got all that from an hour
04:43Well, that and props the lyrics from Hole again
04:46He got a lot
04:47He's a very intuitive man
04:48Yeah, well, he can be intuitive somewhere else
04:50He's a lovely guy
04:51I wish him all the very best
04:53I'm not attracted to Dave
04:54Okay
04:55Kerry's instinct is to pull her guard up at the slightest hint that someone is not for her
05:00Definitely an act of preservation
05:02However, she's not going to meet someone unless she's open to stepping outside of her comfort zone
05:08But you know, Kerry, if I can ask you this
05:10Truly, do you feel lonely sometimes?
05:13Yes, yeah, I do get a bit lonely
05:15Yeah
05:16I know, like, when I went home, she got back from Ibiza
05:19I thought I was really down
05:21Why? What happened?
05:23Because I just wanted someone to be there to give me
05:25I've got my kids and I love being at home with my kids
05:27I do, but it is lonely
05:29I missed
05:32Hiya, babe
05:33Guess what? I've been up to you today
05:34Yes
05:35But I don't want to put myself out there to get rejected again
05:39You are looking for your partner, you're looking for affection, you're looking for romantic love
05:44There's no issue with saying, I really feel like I need this
05:48Yes
05:49And taking the risk and being vulnerable enough to say, you know what? I do need this in my life
05:55I don't know what I want
05:57That's okay
05:58It's like, the dream would be, which is what I've always dreamt and it's never worked out
06:03That it's now put me off a coin
06:07What's the dream?
06:08It's one of me
06:11I'm not going to lie, I am actually really lonely
06:14And I really, really miss affection and companionship
06:18But I think because I've been hurt so, so much
06:21I'm just not going to let those walls down right now
06:26So as Kerry opens up on her loneliness and confusion
06:29Outside, our next celeb also seems confused about what shirt to wear
06:34So we cut them all up and stitched them together to make this hybrid number
06:38I heard Picnic Chic is in this summer
06:41Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
06:43Hi, it's John
06:44Do come in
06:45Let it go
06:46Don't stop moving
06:48Can you feel the music?
06:50DJ's got us going around, round
06:54Don't stop moving
06:57That's cracking
07:00Look at you!
07:01How are you? You alright?
07:02Lumberjack sheep
07:03That's what I was going for
07:04Or tea towel trendy, depending on how you look at it
07:06Oh, it's my favourite
07:08It's my favourite
07:11What is that racket?
07:13The campanologists start as soon as you come in
07:15This has got to be a great sign
07:17It's a great omen
07:18God, I love campanology
07:20Why can't he just call them bell ringers like the rest of us?
07:22Oh, you put the clapper in my bell
07:25You literally have
07:26My mate Martin got the clapper in his bell once
07:28He still walks like John Wayne to this day
07:31Across town, a man who's defo not averse to having his big Ben rung from time to time
07:35Is Louie
07:36And he's on the way to his brunch agreed paddle date with dual D-model Jasmine
07:45Have I ever played paddle ball before?
07:46No
07:47Am I going to smash her?
07:48Probably
07:49Because I'm naturally talented at most sports
07:51And really humble about it too, which is nice
07:55Louie's first date with Jaz in our beef it was a smash hit
07:57You're funny
07:58And did the old smoochy smooch
08:02Then at the brunch he picked her over Caitlyn for a second date
08:05We did have a vibe
08:06We clicked on every single level
08:08And despite finding out he'd kissed Liv earlier that day and another girl the night before
08:12Hard to keep count
08:13The girl on the bar?
08:14You kissed another girl?
08:15Been very busy Louie
08:16She agreed
08:17I would say yeah
08:18First date I think it was so good, so positive, so funny, so energetic
08:20If the date goes well there's no reason not to kiss her again
08:21Well it'd be a shame to go home empty handed
08:22She's got nice tea, smells great
08:23You've always got to make sure you smell good
08:24A full can of lynx java under each arm does the trick for me
08:25That first initial hug it needs to inside your body feel good
08:27How do you get inside her body without getting inside her body through her nose?
08:29You didn't know that did you?
08:30Every day's a school day of Aristotle about
08:31Time to leave our sex sommelier and head back to the agency
08:32Where after an emotional breakthrough with Kerry
08:33The agents are ready to do what they do best
08:34Help lonely celebs find love
08:35This is Paolo
08:37An Italian from Huddersfield
08:38I wonder if he puts gravy on his carbonara
08:39I wonder if he puts gravy on his carbonara
08:40I wonder if he puts gravy on his carbonara
08:41And the first initial hug
08:42It needs to be inside your body feel good
08:43How do you get inside her body without getting inside her body through her nose?
08:44You didn't know that did you?
08:45Every day's a school day of Aristotle about
08:46Time to leave our sex sommelier and head back to the agency
08:50Where after an emotional breakthrough with Kerry
08:52The agents are ready to do what they do best
08:54Help lonely celebs find love
08:59This is Paolo
09:02An Italian from Huddersfield
09:03I wonder if he puts gravy on his carbonara
09:06How old is he?
09:0833
09:0933
09:10There's one thing here that we did not talk about
09:13His height
09:14You see his height there
09:15Five for eight
09:16Same as me, but average
09:17Oh my god
09:19Steady on
09:20What?
09:21Let's just talk about
09:22No
09:23Why?
09:24Kezri's five for eight
09:26He's not a hobbit
09:27No
09:28Oh my god
09:31I might as well just push him round in a bastard bram
09:34No
09:35Some people pay good money for that
09:36But don't worry P-Dog
09:37It's our little secret
09:47Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
09:49Where Kerry's new date Paolo hasn't met up with her high expectations
09:53Five foot fucking eight
09:56Hold on for a second
09:57No
09:58He's taller than you, okay
09:59Anyone's fucking taller than me, Paolo
10:03If Kerry really wants to meet someone she's gonna have to look beyond the physical and really start to get to know that person
10:09But she has made some really good strides today and she's admitted that actually she's lonely
10:15So I think today could be a really good test for her with Paolo
10:18Be nice to talk down to someone for a change
10:20I'm sorry I can't help myself and it's a date different people
10:26Okay, all right. Well, that's good
10:27We can't wait for this date with Paolo see how it goes
10:30We are very much looking forward to this feedback
10:33Oh, I mean I can't think of anything more than I'm looking forward to
10:37Kerry, it's a pleasure as always
10:40We will see you, enjoy your date
10:42God bless, thank you so much
10:43All right
10:44Take care
10:45Bye Gorgie, take care
10:46So as Keza heads off to get ready for her date
10:48The good news is I think she's over the size thing
10:51Five foot fucking eight
10:53Okay, maybe not
10:54Better pack your Cuban heels Paolo, just in case
10:57We have a challenge with her but she actually is giving us a hell of a lot more than I thought she might
11:01I'm more optimistic about her today than the first week
11:06Agreed
11:07Good luck Paolo
11:09It's not luck he needs, it's a stepladder
11:15One man with no problems in the height department or length or girth is Louie
11:20And he's limbering up for his sporty date with Jasmine at the paddle court
11:23That ball control, like Jasmine's is as good as this
11:26He does know what paddle is, doesn't he?
11:27If the ball gets played in my court, there will be a kiss
11:30If the ball gets played in her court, there probably will be a kiss
11:33So if we look at the statistics, there's probably going to be a kiss
11:36Yep, he's got no idea what the rules of paddle are
11:38To be fair, neither do I
11:40It's just shit tennis, innit?
11:41If Liv comes up in conversation, I'm just not going to talk about it
11:46It's as simple as that
11:47Probably for the best, I'd say
11:49Typically on a second date, it either gets stronger, the attraction and like the connection
11:53Or it can just go the opposite way
11:55And I'm like, block, never talk to you again
11:57So let's not hope it goes for that one
11:59But we're in a good place, we're on a second date
12:01Survived the brunch, I can survive anything
12:03Wow, you look great
12:05Thank you, I did not know how to dress for this
12:07You've played paddle ball before?
12:08No
12:09That's a full-on paddle ball
12:10Yeah, I know, I ran to the shops and bought a paddle outfit
12:12Jasmine is looking fine
12:14I cannot wait to show her how talented I am with my paddle
12:18What, do a little twirl?
12:20Wow, the skirt
12:21Yeah
12:22Shorts underneath, don't get too excited
12:24Really?
12:25Yeah
12:26I was gonna get excited
12:27Yeah, I thought so
12:28You'd be like, oh god, can you pick up the ball?
12:30Don't make me pick any people
12:31No
12:32You'll get a sight
12:34Big Ben
12:35I mean, do you actually refer to yourself as Big Ben?
12:38No, just his penis
12:39He's not a weirdo
12:40Like, imagine if I was like, Sally and Joel, the tits
12:43And that's what I was referring to my tits to
12:44I was like
12:45Yeah, I'm no expert, but he doesn't look particularly put off by that concept
12:49So, while Louis prepares to pop his paddle cherry
12:52Back at the agency, S Club John is preparing for his first consultation
12:56Since arriving home from Ibiza
12:58So, when you think about John, what have you been most impressed about him?
13:03How ready he is to date and to like, find his person
13:08Oh
13:09This is John
13:10Oh
13:11Yee-haw
13:13This works, man
13:14How are you?
13:15How are you doing?
13:16Yeah
13:17On his double date with Keza, S Club John met S Club fan, Ali
13:20And although some lols were had
13:22I tried my first tattoo
13:23Whereabouts, may I ask?
13:25A place, an angel actually
13:27No, I mean, whereabouts on the body
13:28On the body
13:30No amount of ink could prevent John from getting the stink
13:34How was Ali?
13:35Ali was really, really sweet
13:37Like, a real sweetheart
13:38Were you attracted to him?
13:39No
13:40No
13:41No
13:42This is interesting
13:43I mean, the feedback is all
13:44Glowing
13:45Oh, of course
13:46He said that you were very handsome
13:48Oh
13:49He said that you seemed very kind, grounded, great energy
13:53However
13:54Yes, I knew this clean-cut pop image was too good to be true
13:58Dish the dirt, Dr. T
14:00He mentioned he would have preferred a one-on-one next time
14:04Oh, is that it?
14:05Next time?
14:06Is there next time?
14:07No
14:08No
14:09So, why do you think you did give him an impression that there would be another date?
14:14I don't know, the way I flirt with somebody, if I'm being flirtatious or whatever, I will hold your eye contact the entire time
14:22I will eye-bang you, like, the whole day
14:25Finally, a dark side to S Club John
14:27Serial eye-banger
14:28Who'd have thought it?
14:29I think the work, really now, is if you don't connect with them, ensuring that they know by the end of the day
14:36Yeah
14:37Hey, this is not for me
14:38Sounds good
14:39Don't hold his gaze too long, agents
14:41If things get messy in there, the cleaner's not due till next Tuesday
14:46Next to the agency is a man from West Brompton, born and raised, who got into one little fight and his mum got scared
14:52She said you're moving your mummy and daddy in Belgravia
14:55It's our very own Fresh Prince, Sammy P
14:58Oh
14:59Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
15:01Hey guys, it's Sam
15:02Oh, Sammy
15:04Come in
15:06I don't need no money
15:08I don't need no money
15:09I don't need no money
15:10As long as I got you
15:15Oh, Sammy
15:16A symphony of beige
15:18Another beautiful get up
15:19Nothing like coming into the agency looking like a kid's party dinner
15:22Seeing Sam is always a delight
15:24And I have no doubt we have a plethora of common interests
15:28What have you been listening to?
15:30What do I listen to? I listen to a bit of everything
15:32Classical
15:33Occasionally
15:34Yes, you strike me as somebody that's turned on by a symphony or two
15:37What is your playlist like, honestly?
15:39Oh, it's very, very diverse
15:41Mainly drill and trap, I imagine
15:43I love vocal jazz
15:45Sarah Vaughan
15:46Sarah Vaughan
15:47Ella Fitzgerald
15:48Billie Holiday
15:49I know them all so well
15:50Do you?
15:51No
15:52Bit harsh, Sam
15:53Bit harsh, Sam
15:57Right time to leave this posh off and head across town to find out how Liv is getting on as she gets ready for a blind date
16:03Stop curtain twitching and go and pick an outfit
16:07Hope he's funny
16:09Feeling a touch of nerves are you Liv?
16:11Maybe that's because last time at the agency Anna and Dr T had some words of wisdom for people pleasing Liv
16:17I want you to start having a play with speaking your truth
16:22Allow yourself to feel it without masking it
16:26So Anna and Tara's advice to me for my date was to be honest about how I'm feeling
16:32So does that mean I literally tell him if I don't like him to his face?
16:36Maybe let him say hello first
16:39What should I do a toast to?
16:40Toast to a fresh start
16:43And hopefully a great date
16:47Hopefully I can overmish him
16:49This is why I need a man here to do it for me
16:52You're going to need more than one bloke to look after you if you're going to drink all that before your date
16:55Cheers to meeting the love of my life tonight
16:59Get it down you then, girl
17:00Oh you're just my type
17:03Back at the agency and toe tapping eye banging plaid shirt wearing Pop Princess Club
17:07John is in with P and Dr T
17:09What is it that you actually want?
17:12I'm not looking for a relationship just because, do you know what I mean?
17:16Like for me to add someone into my life, it needs to be something like amazing, you know?
17:23And that's what I'm waiting for
17:25How will you be able to determine amazing from date one?
17:29For me it's definitely there definitely has to be an instant like physical sexual attraction
17:34Like the second that person walks through the door, I just want to feel like, yeah, he's going to get it
17:38He's going to get it
17:40And if you don't have that instantly for me, then it automatically sort of like falls into the friend zone
17:47Instant physical attraction is obviously very important to John
17:51But this could also be something that's holding him back if he can't look past his date's aesthetics
17:57Although I'm quite confident that this won't be an issue for his next date
18:02The next person you're going on a date with is Jared from the mixer
18:07S-cup John originally picked Jared for his first date, but he couldn't make it to Ibiza
18:11I get a lot of attention from like younger guys
18:13Yeah, as you get older and they start calling you daddy
18:15I'm like, don't fucking call me daddy
18:17Papa John it is then
18:19We had a good connection, we had a good chat
18:21So yeah, I'm happy that we're going to see Jared in London
18:24I'm finally going to go on a date with Jared
18:26The mixer feels like ages ago, so I hope we still have a bit of a connection
18:30All right, we'll see you
18:31Bye!
18:32Take care
18:33What a charismatic man
18:35Yeah, he's so lovely
18:37That's why we have to work harder for him
18:39Yeah
18:40So as S Club J tootles off to I bang a phone box
18:44Louie, Jasmine and not forgetting Sally and Joe of course
18:47Have all hit the court to start paddling
18:49Is that how you say it?
18:51I nearly got that one
18:57All right, how the fuck am I going to get that?
18:59According to gravity, if it goes up it's coming down
19:02Whoa, slow down Isaac Newton
19:04How the hell, oh my god I got it
19:06I don't remember that paddle move from the ambert
19:08I'm getting quite good
19:10Granted Jasmine is poo poo at paddle
19:14But I've had real good fun playing with her
19:16And I do want to get to know her better
19:20So what's your type in a person?
19:22Well like looks or
19:23I'm talking like looks and personality
19:25Looks, you
19:27Okay
19:28And then personality, I just like someone who can match my vibe
19:30Because I feel like not many people do
19:32Like you'll probably get it from girls too
19:34Like because we're both weird
19:35Yeah
19:37Coming from the man who named his cock after a clock
19:39I'd say your personality is like very attractive
19:41Okay
19:43Because you're funny
19:45Someone who's loyal
19:46Yeah
19:47Yeah
19:48Caring
19:51You're my type
19:52Mm-hmm
19:55What's happening here?
19:56He's giggling like a schoolgirl
19:58You get nervous aren't you?
20:00You do like a laugh when you're getting nervy
20:02Can you tell him you're getting nervous?
20:03Yeah
20:04You do like this little giggle
20:05You're like
20:06So you just start laughing and look down
20:08Why aren't you getting nervous?
20:09Why am I the one getting nervous?
20:11No because I am
20:12I can just hide it
20:13Maybe it's the Botox
20:14That might help too
20:15Nice work Jazz
20:17You've got loved up Louis
20:18Thinking less about his winkle
20:20And more about his wrinkles
20:21Meanwhile Prince of Perfection Sam
20:24Is still in with Tom
20:26And by the looks of it
20:27They're still trying to outpush each other
20:29What what?
20:30I love opera
20:31I love the great arias
20:32I love Puccini
20:33I don't know any of these
20:34They're mushrooms aren't they?
20:35I've been to the theatre a lot
20:36I used to do pantomites
20:37Did you?
20:38Yes
20:39I didn't know you tried the boards
20:41Yes
20:42When you were a sprocklet
20:43Yeah yeah
20:44Jack and the beanstalk
20:45How big was your beanstalk?
20:47My beanstalk is um
20:48Yeah fine
20:49Mine's all bean no stalk
20:51Oh
20:53Hey T
20:55Hello darling
20:56Is Sam ready for us?
20:58Yes
20:59He is
21:00Brilliant
21:01Can you send him up?
21:02Alright thanks darling
21:03Bye darling
21:04Bye
21:05They're ready out there
21:06It's a very fortunate surname
21:09For someone from Chelsea
21:10Also
21:11One syllable
21:12Bubu
21:13Bubba
21:14Strong
21:15Bubba
21:16Sam Prince
21:17Yeah
21:18You two really need to get out more
21:20Come in
21:22Sam
21:24How are we?
21:25Good how are you?
21:26How are you?
21:27I'm good I'm good
21:28At Sammy's last date
21:29Executive assistant Faye wanted the lowdown on the MIC bad boy
21:33But I did ask my friends and they said he doesn't come across the best on the show
21:38He seems like a bit of a dick
21:39But Sam managed to turn things around enough to agree to a second date
21:43I'm happy in that
21:44I'm happy in that
21:45You seem actually like a sweetheart
21:46Really?
21:47Just that Sam
21:48No one's ever said that that's really sweet
21:50I enjoyed our date
21:53If Faye gave her feedback I think we'd have the same feedback
21:57It was a positive date
21:58I feel like we had fun
22:00Could I see myself in a relationship with Faye?
22:02No
22:03Then why'd you agree to a second date then fella?
22:05And why is that?
22:06I just
22:07I think
22:08I
22:09I think
22:10We get on so well
22:11But then do I
22:12Did I want to
22:13Do I want to kiss Faye?
22:14I'm not sure
22:15No
22:16So we asked Faye what she liked about you
22:19And she said that you are personable
22:22You're very, very polite
22:26And you made an effort and asked her questions about herself
22:30Guys, it's great
22:32This is good?
22:33Yeah
22:34When asked what she did not like
22:36She said
22:39I'm not sure how much of an authentic Sam I got
22:44I think he did show me a tiny act
22:47Where it was almost too good to be true
22:49Oh no he didn't
22:51Sorry still thinking about Sam in Jack and the Beanstalk
23:06Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
23:08Where Kerry's still processing the news
23:10Of her upcoming date with the shorter than preferred Paolo
23:13If the dude who I'm on a date with now
23:16Paolo
23:18Paolo
23:19Paolo
23:20No Paolo
23:21It's not your name you dug that innit?
23:23What Paolo?
23:24Or Pablo?
23:25Pablo
23:26Oh no I'm teasing
23:27I'm horrible
23:28I'm a horrible
23:29Horrible
23:30Horrible person
23:31I deserve to be on my own for the rest of my life stinking of cat piss
23:34Oh don't be so hard on yourself Keza
23:36The cats will get sick of you and leave long before that happens
23:39Paolo is definitely somebody's pity
23:41Not mine from what I saw
23:43Not something I would particularly go for
23:47But I know more than anybody never judge a book by its cover or their height
23:53Even though you just have
23:55How tall are you Kerry?
23:57How tall are you Kerry?
23:58How tall are you Kerry?
23:59I can hear Rob Becky right now
24:01I'm five foot and a fart
24:0314 series in and now I find out the celebs can actually hear me
24:09Meanwhile back at HQ Sam's about to hear some stern advice from our agents
24:13After receiving some damning feedback
24:15That once again he was too fake on his date
24:18I think you have a lot of conflict going on in you
24:21To know what your authentic self actually is
24:24And I think you have so much learned behaviour
24:27From your Chelsea persona
24:29That this is where this conflict's kicking in
24:32This is not great feedback from Sam's date
24:35But it's something we see a lot of at the agency
24:37The need to adopt a persona instead of being their authentic self
24:42If Sam doesn't address this it will really hold him back
24:46When I see you I'm sure when Anna sees you
24:48We don't think that you're performing
24:50But there is something that you are doing
24:53To make the datees feel as if you are performing
24:57So the question becomes what is that?
25:00I don't know is it an insecurity thing where I'm like I'm not
25:02I'm trying to just be the be me
25:05I don't know what it is
25:06I think the theme is performance versus presence
25:11Because when you're with us you're present
25:14Yes
25:15We're seeing the good, the bad, the ugly
25:17And that's just the beige outfit selection
25:19When you're on these dates it's performance
25:22They're seeing just the good
25:24So I would say perhaps what we could look at
25:27Is you being present on the dates
25:30As you are present with us
25:32Wow the agents have really touched on something here
25:34I need to be more present on dates
25:36But I just find that difficult
25:38I actually now feel I need more help than I thought I did
25:41We have another date for you
25:43Okay
25:44But we have decided to keep it as a surprise
25:47Okay, even more nerve-wracking, perfect
25:49Just show up as Sam Prince
25:50Don't overthink it
25:51The face of a man already overthinking it
25:53One day at a time
25:54Absolutely
25:55One day at a time
25:56One step at a time, one date at a time
25:57Thank you sir
25:58See you soon, thank you so much
25:59Always a pleasure
26:00See you soon
26:01Always a pleasure
26:02Bye guys
26:03I think he's a very complicated young man
26:08He believes that authenticity is being the best version of yourself
26:13He doesn't realise that it's showing up as your whole self
26:16If we can just teach him that, he's one
26:19And I think he can get there
26:21So while Sam heads off to get into character for his date tomorrow
26:24Back at the paddle court, Louis is finally getting to know Jasmines
26:29And not forgetting Sally and Joes of course
26:31Eyes up Louis
26:32Your eyes are beautiful though
26:34Oh thank you
26:35No really, I don't get how your hair colour is the way it is with your eyes being so piercing
26:39My dad and my mum
26:40Really?
26:41I bet your mum's beautiful
26:42Yeah she's stunning
26:43I bet
26:44She's a baddie
26:45She's got a fair ass
26:46I hope she ain't single too
26:47Louis looks keen
26:48You know what?
26:49This date is actually going really well
26:51She looks good, smells good
26:53Seems really nice
26:54I actually do rate her
26:56She's a really nice girl
26:57What would you wish for?
26:59You've got three wishes
27:00Right now probably
27:01A piss judging by the size of those drinks
27:03They're massive
27:04I would wish
27:05To be able to teleport
27:07Well like time
27:09No, because that would be time travel
27:10Like go back
27:11Teleport
27:12Yeah, do you mean like teleport to like go to a different city?
27:13No, like from here to there
27:14Like a different country
27:15Oh, I don't know if you met like back in time
27:17No
27:18No
27:19Two billion
27:20Okay
27:21You could wish for more than that if you were unlimited
27:23Nah, that's unlimited
27:24Two billion
27:25Did you know?
27:26One million in seconds is 11 days
27:28One billion in seconds is 32 years
27:30How do you know that?
27:32Tick tock, I'm mad
27:33I'm smart
27:36You know the most random stuff?
27:38Do not worry
27:39I like it though
27:40I just never know what's going to come out your mouth
27:42He's like a randy Stephen Hawking
27:44Alright, you've got one more
27:48Mum, good health
27:50Good
27:51Good answer
27:52Yeah, but it still came after teleportation though, didn't it?
28:03Across town, following an emotional chat with the agent
28:06Keza is about to meet her date, Paolo
28:08I'm wearing my trainers because my feet hurt
28:11I promise you
28:12It's nothing to do with this height
28:14Yeah, but they are an added bonus
28:16If you need to make a sharp getaway later
28:18I have no expectations
28:19That way you don't get let down
28:21That's the spirit, Keza
28:22I'm feeling quite confident about my date with Kerry
28:24I think she's a really nice and down-to-earth person
28:26From what I've seen
28:27So I'm really looking forward to getting to know her a little bit better
28:29Hi
28:30Hello
28:31How are you?
28:32I'm Kerry
28:33Paolo, nice to meet you
28:34Nice to meet you, Paolo
28:35You're very beautiful
28:36Oh, thank you, my love
28:37You were lovely
28:38Very good, thank you
28:39Take a seat
28:40How's your day been?
28:41I was at the agency today
28:42It's been a long day
28:43I feel drained
28:44Emotionally drained
28:45Yeah
28:46It's a lot, innit?
28:47Like when you're travelling up and down as well
28:48Regular
28:49Lipstick
28:50It's alright, you can stay there
28:51No, you can stay there, it's fine
28:52Yeah, I'm sure he'll have that straight on eBay, Keza
28:55It's a token, innit?
28:56Yeah, it is
28:57Oh, I tell you what
28:58He is very handsome, isn't he?
29:00I might have slightly overreacted over the height
29:03Let's be honest
29:04Anyone's taller than me
29:05So how long have you been single?
29:07Since November
29:08Have you?
29:09I was in a six and a half year relationship
29:10Nice
29:11Eight years younger
29:12Yeah
29:13We became business partners
29:14Amazing
29:15That's when it
29:16Oh, really?
29:17Yeah
29:18Relationships on their own are hard
29:19Then, you know, you think you're somewhere
29:20And then you throw kids in the mixer
29:21And then it changes again
29:22My last partner was the mother of my kids
29:24Oh, how old?
29:25Oh, how old?
29:26They're young
29:27Two and four
29:28Oh
29:29How many have you got?
29:30But I have five
29:31So together we've got, like, we need a minibus
29:33I'd start with two Ubers and see how you get on
29:35We have a seven a side
29:37That sounds, like, ideal really
29:39Because I love football
29:40See, you're first born
29:41Yeah
29:42You spoil them, don't you?
29:43Yeah, yeah, of course
29:44Like they had all the designer gear
29:45By my fourth kid that was eating shit and drinking bleach
29:49Yeah, standard
29:50Yeah, standard
29:51What the hell did the fifth get up to?
29:53In fact, I don't want to know
29:54But at least the date's off to a flying start
29:57Louis' date with Jasmine also got off to a flyer on the paddle court
30:01And things haven't got any less steamy off it
30:04For our next date, what are we doing?
30:07Next date, is that you asking for a date?
30:09Oh, shit, sorry
30:10Yeah, you can
30:11Sorry, sorry, sorry
30:12Let me start again
30:13Let's pretend I didn't say that
30:14Okay
30:15So
30:16Mm-hmm
30:17Next week
30:18Mm-hmm
30:19What are you doing? Are you free?
30:20I'd love it if she said no now
30:22For you, I am
30:23Okay, nice
30:24Shame
30:25But fair play, Louis
30:26He's bagged himself another triple date with Jasmine, Sally and Joe
30:29You know what? I think, um, come to the end of the date
30:32Mm-hmm
30:33Keep me up all night
30:35I think we should end it correctly
30:37Mm-hmm
30:38Here we go, snog time
30:39Say what you like about Louis
30:41But he is a man of his word
30:43Not with a handshake
30:46Go on, Jasmine
30:47I like this girl
30:48You've ruined it
30:50You went in and we're so far apart
30:52Give me a handshake
30:55There he goes
30:56Ooh
30:57And again
30:58And another
31:01Looks like feeding time at the Koi Karp pond
31:04Great kiss, actually
31:05She left me a bit sparkly, though
31:07Don't know how I feel about that
31:08Tough life, innit, mate
31:11See cinnamon
31:12Oh, it does taste a bit like cinnamon
31:14Yeah
31:15That was a good shout
31:16We are going on a third date
31:17He's asked
31:18And I went
31:19Yes
31:20So, third date it is
31:22We're getting through them
31:25I can't lie
31:26Got a bit of a sweat on in there
31:27Now my legs are seas
31:28I know, it was warm
31:29Well, you've always got your third leg as back up, Louis
31:32I keep on calling for you
31:34So as day turns to night
31:35It's finally time for Love Island Lush Bucket Liv
31:38To meet her agent-arranged blind date
31:40And she's still feeling the pressure of the agent's advice
31:43If the date's not going well
31:44I'll be honest at the end of the date
31:46And I'll say, look, I've had a really good time
31:48Or it makes me cringe even thinking about having to do it
31:51No, no, no, big girl pants
31:52I will say, it's been a great date
31:55Maybe we can be friends
31:57Give the poor fella a chance Liv
31:59You ain't even met him yet
32:00But you're about to
32:01Because here he comes now
32:02Looking ripped, dapper and pumped
32:04It's Nathan
32:05One thing I have is good chat
32:07So I hope it's going to be good
32:08I'm definitely ready to meet the one
32:10So if she's the one, happy days
32:12Have some babies, get married
32:15Beautiful
32:16Well, she's currently at the bar practicing how to dump you
32:19So your chat better be first-rate, Nate Dog
32:21Hello
32:23You look nice
32:25Thank you
32:26So do you
32:27Thank you very much
32:28Lovely to meet you
32:29What's your name?
32:30Very nice to meet you, Nathan
32:31Nathan, Olivia
32:32Olivia, Liv
32:33Liv
32:34Whichever
32:35Don't really know which one you prefer
32:36Sorry, I have already got a drink
32:38That's fine
32:39Bit rude of me, but
32:40That's alright, that's alright
32:41I was a little bit nervous, so
32:42Where are you?
32:43Why are you nervous?
32:44Oh, no reason
32:45I don't know
32:46It's unknown, isn't it?
32:47But, nice surprise
32:48Well, I'm glad
32:49Yeah
32:50My bad
32:51Nathan's alright, isn't he?
32:52Very handsome
32:53You kept me waiting a little bit though
32:55Sorry, my bad
32:56It's alright
32:57We'll let you off
32:58My bad
32:59Also, my team's playing tonight
33:00I don't think I've ever dated a girl that lost football
33:03Really?
33:04Like that is my dream date, to go to a football match
33:07Really?
33:08Yeah
33:09Would you miss your team playing to come on a date with me?
33:11Here we go
33:12Early test for Nathan
33:13Just lie and say yes
33:14Of course
33:15Okay
33:16Good lad
33:17Should we make a cheers?
33:19Yeah
33:20Cheers to a lovely date
33:21Cheers to a lovely date
33:22Cheers to your best date so far
33:23Okay
33:24I like that energy
33:25Boss
33:26Boss
33:27Very confident
33:28Are you looking into my eyes?
33:30What does it mean if we don't look into the eyes?
33:32Seven years of bad sex
33:33I knew that
33:34I just wanted you to say it
33:35Ooh
33:36Can't be over now
33:37No
33:38Especially if we end up together
33:39Oh
33:40And that is why I always shut both eyes when cheers in
33:43Just to be on the safe side
33:49Over at Kerry's date and plenty of eye contact so far with toy boy Paolo
33:53And she hasn't even winced about his fight yet
33:56How old are you?
33:5733
33:58Yeah
33:59I'm a lot older than you
34:00I am?
34:01A lot older
34:02Yeah
34:03I'm 44
34:04Are you?
34:05Yeah
34:06You don't see me, you're like quite young at heart and you're very beautiful as well
34:07So
34:08You're so obsessed
34:09Stop it
34:10I know
34:11Go on Paolo, keep them coming
34:13That's a big age gap innit
34:14I could be a toy boy car
34:16Paolo's making the moves early
34:18This looks nice
34:20Oh lovely jubilee
34:21Thank you very much
34:23That looks beautiful
34:25You only has always the man you're feeling innit
34:27Is that the saying is it?
34:28Close enough
34:29Yeah
34:30Yeah?
34:31I'm joking
34:32I'm joking
34:33I'm joking
34:34I'm joking
34:35Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Keza might be flirting
34:37What do you do sorry?
34:38What do you do for her?
34:39What do you do for her?
34:40So I have a business that basically supplies various different products into retail
34:46But on the side of that I also do a lot of dad content
34:50Dad content?
34:51Sounds a bit niche
34:52Parenting content will never take off
34:54On TikTok?
34:55Yeah yeah yeah
34:56Oh do you?
34:57Yeah yeah I do yeah
34:58With the TikTok content my goal is to help as many single parents and parents as I can
35:03So anything that I earn off TikTok goes to helping people
35:07This guy's getting more of a catch by the minute
35:09Just randomly paying for someone a month of the rent or paying for the bills
35:14Just or you know whatever they need in that moment to give them a bit of relief
35:18Oh my god how lovely is that? I'm not gonna lie I'm really surprised
35:23I think he's a really lovely bloke
35:25So what do you get complimented on the most?
35:28I probably get complimented the most on my like my good nature and my personality
35:33I can see that I think you're lovely
35:35Thank you so are you
35:36I think you're really lovely
35:37So are you
35:38Oh these two
35:40What about you?
35:41What?
35:42What's that your attributes that people say about you?
35:45She's five foot and a fart tall
35:47I don't really know
35:48I can give you one I think you're very charismatic
35:50Do you?
35:51Yeah
35:52I think you've got a great personality
35:56Come on it's your turn to start now
35:58Erm
35:59Wow, Kerry lost for words
36:00I think this is a first
36:02Definitely wearing me out on my sleeve
36:04Yeah
36:05I think I'm funny
36:06You are funny
36:07I've got a wicked sense humour
36:09Sort of the same thing innit?
36:11And the biggest compliment you will ever ever give me
36:14Is what a fucking awesome mother I am to my kids
36:17Love that
36:18And that anything below that is a bonus
36:20I think you mean anything above that is a bonus
36:22But we get the gist, Keza
36:24The best time
36:25I think you've got a bonus
36:26Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
36:34Where so far at the bar with Liv and Nathan
36:37These two horn bags have covered having sex
36:39And not a lot else
36:41What else you got at your locker Liv?
36:43These celebrity brushes and the eternal circa 2004 if I had to say I would say
36:52Sofia Vergara
36:54Okay, hmm. Yeah, that's a bit of me. You like a Latina the Tina
37:00Hand skin yeah yourself. Yeah, I'm actually pretty like yourself
37:05Nice smiling teeth like yourself nice eyes. Let me guess like yourself
37:13You can match a lot of that the agents have given me someone upfront and honest. I like his energy
37:18It's going good so far. What about you? What's your my celebrity crush?
37:24It was actually Phil Mitchell. I'm sorry. What is she having a laugh? What?
37:28Ian Bill's gonna be gutted. I loved a bad boy. Phil Mitchell. Yeah, I feel like you couldn't get with the accent
37:35Come here girls. Yeah, but like it was just so naughty. Bit naughty. Yeah
37:39So what live is really looking for Nathan is a bad boy
37:43Alcoholic mechanic who shags his brother's wife sets fire to his own pub and fakes his mom's death
37:51But we cares and so far Paolo doesn't seem to have put a foot wrong with a famously hard-to-please ex-pop princess
37:58Yeah, I'm not usual time you know. Oh dear
38:01Oh my no. You're charming. You're really charming. Am I too, like, groomed?
38:06Ooh
38:06I don't have a type, but I do like you. Yeah? Yeah
38:10I'm being honest, yeah
38:12I like that
38:12I think you're lovely. I think you're a great dad. I like the way you've got kids
38:16You're funny. The conversation's really slow with
38:19Go on Kerry, you tell him
38:21I just worry that you might be too young
38:23Really?
38:24Mmm
38:24Well, you don't know unless you try, dear. Yes, Paolo. Strong response. Kerry's finally dropped her guard and is lapping up Paolo's charm like the kitten she is
38:35I'm literally gonna say this. Everything else. Oh, how are you? Hold on. Who's this bloke?
38:42How are you going? Surely not. That's ex-Everton Watford and Burnley football manager Sean Dyche
38:50Is Sean one of her ex-husbands? You good? You're dating these Normanists now, are you?
38:54Yeah
38:56He's a Normanist
38:58Nice to meet you, yeah, yeah
39:00I'll leave you to it. Just wanted to say hello
39:02And here's the thing you've got us out on a date then
39:04Err, Paolo is still sat there Kerry
39:06I'm doing well. He's lovely
39:08I'm sick of when we've gone
39:10I'm gonna stay
39:12Good, love to see you
39:14Thank you, bye-bye
39:16Well, that wasn't weird in the slightest, was it?
39:18I think we'll get some tickets for Box
39:20Box Paolo's open to gain entry for tonight
39:22You don't need tickets for Kerry, just a willing participant
39:28Back across town and someone who probably wouldn't be able to resist the temptation of a Phil Mitchell lookalike is Liv
39:34Who's currently having a lovely old time with flirty beefcake Nathan
39:38So what are you mainly looking for now then?
39:40Where I'm at now, I date to marry
39:44Look at him, he don't know whether to run a mile or book the church
39:48I want to have a lot off but
39:50I'm intentional with it
39:52I like that though, I'm the same by the way
39:54I don't, I've only ever had one relationship
39:57I think Liv can top that mate
39:59So, I've never been in a relationship
40:05What?
40:06Yeah, I've never been in a relationship
40:07So what is the cause of that, Olivia?
40:09Erm
40:13Good question
40:1429?
40:15Yeah, 29
40:16The elephant in the room, we have to get it out
40:20Obviously, I haven't been in a relationship
40:2229 years
40:23But I really hope it's not going to put him off
40:26Because I'm actually starting to warm to the sky
40:28Are you initially attracted to me?
40:30What do you think?
40:31I'm just fishing right now
40:33I am, I am
40:34What about yourself?
40:35Yeah, definitely, you're very handsome
40:37Glad to know
40:38Yes, this is moving in the right direction
40:40What's your type, if you have one?
40:42I like a nice smile
40:44And you have a nice smile
40:46Nice
40:47I'm big on personality
40:48Okay
40:49But also, the one thing I've always said
40:51Is I'd never drop my friends
40:54As soon as I get a guy
40:55Your guy, eh Liv?
40:57So I'm definitely still going to keep that balance
40:59Of having my friends in my life
41:01100%
41:02I'm not going to be someone that's just 24-7 with a guy
41:05Who comes first?
41:06Me
41:08Okay
41:09Yeah, yeah
41:10So that's why you've been single for 29 years
41:12Oh!
41:13Oh shit
41:14Whoa
41:15Oh, we're coming there
41:16I like a bit of banter
41:18But the fact that I haven't been in a relationship
41:20Is a bit of a sensitive subject to me
41:22And I don't really want to be the butt of someone's jokes
41:24Oh, it was going so well
41:27But I think I've got the ick
41:29I think I've got the ick
41:32I'm in a naughty book now
41:33Mmm, I'd say so, Nathan
41:35That's banter
41:36Oh, mate
41:37Why don't you just do yourself a favour and stop talking?
41:40You've got to have a goop
41:41Fuck me, this is tense
41:46I don't suppose Arnie Slot or Pep Guardiola are knocking about, are they?
41:49Arteta?
41:53From a living live to our love kid next
41:55And after being momentarily cock-blocked by Sean Dyche
41:58Paolo is hoping to come back strong in the final court with Kerry
42:02I can see now that you're a really honest and, like, genuine person
42:06Like, you're good
42:07I can't be anything else but that
42:08Exactly
42:09I love it, I love it, it's nice
42:10But I've had a lovely date
42:11Cheers to you
42:12I've got to say to you it's my favourite date so far
42:13Is it? Cheers
42:14Definitely my favourite date
42:15Hopefully it's your favourite date
42:16So far
42:17So, thank you
42:18You're very welcome, thank you
42:19It's been lovely to spend some time and get to know you
42:21I've loved it
42:22Shall we get the bill?
42:23Yeah, let's get it on
42:24Yeah
42:25So impressed that the agency have found somebody who took so many boxes
42:29The only thing is the age difference but we'll work on it
42:33Thank you very much
42:35My truth
42:36I'll get this
42:37No, no, I don't think so
42:38I'll get this, thank you
42:39Don't worry Paolo, this is where you say you'll get the next one
42:42I feel like a kept man
42:43Go get used to this
42:44Or just let her pay for it
42:45I'm used to it
42:46I'm not used to it
42:47Shall we call it a night?
42:48Let's call it a night
42:49Let's call it a night
42:50Come on
42:51Come on, let me get your coat
42:52I'll let you want me out, love
42:53Oh, I love that
42:54Come on
42:55I would love to see Kerry again
42:56I think she's a really nice person
42:58Yeah, a second date would definitely be on the cards for me
43:01And what about you, Kesatron?
43:03I'm actually pleasantly surprised
43:04I had a really lovely date with
43:06Paolo?
43:07Paolo
43:08Well hey, what is it again?
43:09Paolo
43:10Paolo
43:12Good girl
43:13Oh
43:14My darling
43:15Oh it's cold isn't it?
43:16It's been a lovely time
43:17Oh, thank you
43:18Have you enjoyed your time?
43:19I had a lovely time, thank you so much
43:21I got my tippy toes as well
43:23Look at that
43:25I think he should have put more of a fight up for him to have paid for the bill, definitely
43:29Uh oh
43:30All the best, take care, bye bye
43:32I'm sick of paying for everybody
43:34But he doesn't know that
43:36He doesn't know that's one of my issues, you know
43:39So I'm not going to hold it against him
43:41Even though you sound like you already have
43:43Call me up
43:44Either way I think we can all agree that against the short odds
43:47A successful date was had by our Kesat
43:54Back with Liv and after Nathan's flirty foul earlier
43:56He's got some serious work to do
43:58If he's going to win back the affections of this Love Island lush pot
44:02Okay, so how do you feel like this date has gone in comparison to your other dates?
44:07Like a sombrero at a funeral?
44:09Probably
44:11Would see it as more of like a friend vibe
44:13Mm-hmm
44:14Ooh
44:15But in fairness, she is doing what those agents told her to
44:17I thought it went quite well
44:18Yeah
44:19I think we got on well
44:20Yeah
44:21There's probably a little something missing
44:22Mm-hmm
44:23Phil Mitchell
44:24Should we have a hug?
44:25Yeah, of course
44:26Of course
44:27Yeah, come in for an awkward friendship hug
44:29Oh God, Nathan looks dev-o-ed
44:31I feel like it was going really well at the beginning
44:33And then I think the comment that he made about
44:37This is why you've been single for 29 years
44:39Just threw me off
44:40I know it's probably banter but
44:43Maybe not the best comment to make on a first date
44:49I was shocked
44:50I don't think I've ever been friendzoned on a date
44:52That was a new one
44:53Honestly, the chat was good
44:55And the attraction was there
44:56That was a really strange one
44:58We had all the right ingredients for on our stay
45:00On paper, it should have been a 10 out of 10 date
45:03But that was just something a little bit off
45:05One of life's great mysteries, eh Nathan?
45:07I was having a good date
45:08But I'm fun
45:10So I could have a good time with anyone
45:13And off she trots into the night to try and find some fun
45:16If you quick live
45:17You might still be able to catch Daishi for a nightcap
45:26Next week
45:27You're a big man
45:28If you're a big man, do you have big dig energy
45:31Lust is in the air
45:33What was I giving? What have I seen?
45:34What?
45:36Yeah, you're gonna be a problem I think
45:37Yeah, see you later
45:38The celebs are forced to take a leap of blind faith
45:42Why is this so nerve-wracking?
45:44As brand new celeb Donna Preston is dropped into the mix
45:48Take it you like the old tongue down there then
45:50Well, erm...
45:51Do we need to get a caution wet floor sign?
45:53Before it all kicks off
45:54Time to face the music guys
45:56At our next agency brunch
45:58It's impolite to ask someone to go on a date
46:00And then tell them in front of a whole room of people
46:02That actually you were talking bullshit and you don't want to date her
46:04I'm gonna date someone else
46:06Because you do look like my dad
46:12Shouldn't be going around kissing girls
46:14If you're trying to get with me
46:15Kissing on another date is no go
46:17If you've got me
46:18You should do everything to keepers
46:20You shouldn't be thinking with your dick
46:22Who would you like to see on another date?
46:25Um...
46:28I'm gonna say fuck it
46:30Let's just go home
46:32Let's just go home
46:52I'm gonna say fuck it
46:57At the end of the day
46:58Let's just go home
46:59And listen to hell
47:00And nple
47:04Maybe you can but
47:05Do anything
47:06I'm gonna say fuck
47:08You're gonna be lying
47:09Place all the time
47:12If you're lying
47:14Or are also lying
47:16Place all the time
47:18...
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