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00:00When you wake up, ooh, I'll take you there.
00:04Piano Boy's late, as usual.
00:09Ah! Oh, my God!
00:11Oh, jeez! Oh, my Lord!
00:16Somebody shot Piano Boy!
00:20Right here, we have 50 single women.
00:24This is Morgan.
00:25She likes to meet guys by writing her phone number on a bra.
00:30And tying it to their car antenna.
00:32Right here, we have 50 single guys.
00:36This is Ray.
00:37He was trying to impress a girl with his skateboarding tricks
00:40when he skated right into an open sewer.
00:44That's right.
00:44And I've got 98 other soldiers ready to fight for love on MTV's Singled Out.
00:51And now, the man who thinks all's fair in love and war, Chris Hardwick!
00:58Shots.
01:00Thank you, Tammy.
01:02Welcome to Singled Out.
01:03Well, we have 50 guys and 50 girls at the end.
01:05Two will get dates.
01:06And the other 98 will pin down Alanis Morissette
01:09and explain the meaning of irony to her.
01:11Let's go to my co-host, Ms. Carmen Electra.
01:13Woo!
01:14We had a couple of hours before the show started, and the boys won.
01:19Are you guys ready to throw your weight around?
01:22Yeah!
01:23Tammy, tell us about...
01:24Okay.
01:25She's an 18-year-old office assistant and aspiring psychologist
01:30looking for a guy who's at least as tall as her.
01:33She's a former track and field star, so you guys better have lots of stamina.
01:38Say hello to Jennifer Lothrigal.
01:43Hi, Jennifer.
01:46Welcome to the show.
01:47We have age, butt, nose, brains, wealth, and face fuzz.
01:51And we also have Carmen Electra standing over there in the dating pool.
01:54Chris, we have a warehouse full of appliances here in all different models.
01:58They've been taken out of the box and plugged in.
02:01Are you guys ready to slice and dice?
02:04Yeah!
02:09Shut up about it, okay?
02:11You know, it hurts.
02:11We see it!
02:12It hurts.
02:14Where would you like to start?
02:16Uh, let's go with nose.
02:18Nose.
02:18Wonderful.
02:19We have needs a hanky or needs a tarp?
02:22Tarps are for tents, so get rid of if it needs a tarp.
02:25Okay, tarp!
02:26Sorry, big noses!
02:28Go breathe somewhere else!
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:35Oh!
02:36Oh!
02:37Oh!
02:38Oh!
02:39Oh!
02:40Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45Oh!
02:46Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:49Oh!
02:50Oh!
02:51Oh!
02:52Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:54Oh!
02:55Oh!
02:56Have you met Larry?
02:57Have you met Larry?
02:58Oh.
03:00All right.
03:01Well, congratulations.
03:02Uh, let's say hi to piano boy John Ernst.
03:04John, how are ya?
03:05Hey, Chris, not very good, man.
03:06Come on.
03:07What happened?
03:07Hey, John, John, can you, can you reach a love tip?
03:09I can't even reach a love tip today, man.
03:10All right, buddy, we're gonna find out who did this to you, would you?
03:12We're gonna find out who did this to you, and I won't rest until we...
03:16Ow!
03:16Oh!
03:16Carmen, let's reach a little bit, man.
03:17Aww.
03:18Aww.
03:19Aww.
03:20Number one.
03:21Carmen, let's meet the...
03:22Okay.
03:23Number one, say hello to Jennifer.
03:24Hi, Jennifer, pick me, I have bigger hair.
03:26Ha ha ha.
03:27Number two.
03:28Hi, Jennifer, I'm Steve, and I'll make you happy.
03:31Oh.
03:32Number three.
03:33Hi, my name's Joe, and I'm a really nice guy.
03:36Number four.
03:37Number four.
03:38Hi, my name is Chris, and I'm making my job to grant your every wish.
03:43Number five.
03:44Hey, Jennifer, my name's Ray, can't wait to go one-on-one with you on the court and play
03:48some hoops.
03:49And number six.
03:50What up, what up, what up, my name is Kenny, and what I got is good and plenty.
04:00Shut up about it, I gave you sympathy, okay?
04:02We've shared a moment, it's over.
04:03All right.
04:04All right, where do you want to start?
04:05Um, I want to start with number three.
04:07Number three.
04:08Stand up.
04:13Natalie from the Back to the Life needs your help.
04:15The Avalon lady is conning her into buying expensive beauty products.
04:19Let Natalie know she's being scammed, and tell the Avalon lady to hit the road while
04:22you're at it.
04:24When I'm through with you, no one's even going to remember Blair and Tootie.
04:28Ha ha ha.
04:29Oh, that's great, 300 bucks a bottle, give me 10.
04:31Ha ha.
04:32Oh, no, you don't want this.
04:33Come on, she's a scam artist.
04:34Look at her.
04:35Come on, you don't want her.
04:36Get her out of here.
04:37Come on, everyone.
04:38We don't want her.
04:39Get out of here, scam artist.
04:40We don't want her.
04:41No.
04:42All right.
04:43Would you like to keep her or double?
04:47She's pretty good at that.
04:48Let's keep her.
04:49Go to the winner circle.
04:50All right.
04:51Okay, where would you like to go next?
04:56Number five.
04:57Number five.
04:58Number five.
04:59Get up.
05:00That's you, baby.
05:01We all know Christopher Columbus got money from Queen Isabella for his journey to America.
05:08Well, today Columbus got money from the loser pit for his latest voyage.
05:13The problem is he lied to them.
05:15His voyage is to Boca Raton with a yacht full of women.
05:18Set Columbus straight and get him to give back the money while you're at it.
05:22Hey, excuse me, son.
05:23We got a party cruise to get to.
05:25Hey, shut up.
05:26Hey, man.
05:27Why don't you just take off, man?
05:28Just give them back their money.
05:29That's all you got to do.
05:30Just leave.
05:31Leave.
05:32All right, it's cool.
05:33Hey, listen.
05:34Get lost.
05:35They don't need you.
05:36I'll give back the money.
05:37How about that?
05:38Yeah, you better do that.
05:39It's the best way.
05:40You guys are all right.
05:41Give them women their money.
05:42Drinks are on the house.
05:43Yeah.
05:44That's how it is.
05:45Drinks are on the house.
05:46What do you think?
05:47Keep her double.
05:48Dump them.
05:49Dump them?
05:50Dump them.
05:51Oh, sit down.
05:52I'm sorry.
05:53Where do you want to go next?
05:54Um, number two.
05:55Number two.
05:56Get up.
05:57Woo!
05:58It really bothers me when men turn on those morning exercise shows just to gawk at the
06:15instructors.
06:16See how you like it.
06:17Put on this jog bra and let me hear you give your best aerobic workout routine.
06:20If you can make a high impact, I'll keep you.
06:23Work it!
06:24Yeah!
06:25Shake it!
06:26Yeah!
06:27Woo!
06:28Yeah!
06:29Shake it!
06:30Woo!
06:31Yeah!
06:32Yeah!
06:33Yeah!
06:34Woo!
06:35Woo!
06:36Yeah!
06:37Woo!
06:38Nice.
06:39Yeah!
06:40Shake it, girl!
06:41Yeah!
06:42Woo!
06:43But it doesn't have the bottom half creeping north.
06:45I think so.
06:46Um, you want to keep them or dump them?
06:47Uh, definitely keep them.
06:48Go to the winner, sir!
06:49Go!
06:50Shake that body!
06:51Oh!
06:52Shake that body!
06:53Shake that body!
06:54Can't we freeze the dumpies and carbonites so then we'd know who they are.
06:58Whoa, it's final cut!
06:59Yes, it is.
07:00And you're gonna ask these guys a question and you will keep one of them.
07:03Any guy who's gonna go off me is going to have to be pretty limber.
07:07Let's see if you can do a good high kick.
07:09Carmen Electra, the queen of the high kick, will be my judge.
07:12If you can kick as high as she does, you'll high step it over to round three.
07:16All right, number one, let's see it!
07:21Okay, number two!
07:26Number three, give it all you got, baby!
07:32Oh!
07:33All right, all right, I think number two's the winner!
07:37Go on up there!
07:38Number two won!
07:39Number three took a spill!
07:42Number one was like a contillionette grimly.
07:47Yeah, I didn't see that one.
07:48That's the end of round, uh, two, yeah.
07:50Uh, Carmen, what's happening?
07:51Don't go away!
07:52When we come back, we'll find out which one of these soldiers gets the medal!
07:57Today's singled-out contestants noshed on sandwiches provided by Jerry's Famous Deli.
08:03Where food and people mix.
08:13On the next Jenny McCarthy show...
08:28Wait!
08:30That's for the hockey hair!
08:34Catcher in the act, tonight at 10.30, only at the 10 spot.
08:46Don't touch start remote, MTV's singled-out is coming at you thanks to Taco Bell.
08:49Craving a little more taste?
08:51Crunch into the irresistible taste of a Taco Bell taco.
08:55We're seeing a lot of this type of repetitive-use injury.
08:59We call it Taco Neck Syndrome.
09:01He and its...
09:02A leading cause seems to be people's obsessive craving for the taste of Taco Bell tacos.
09:06With every bite, the neck is contorted to the side.
09:10The good news is, Taco Neck doesn't have to be debilitating.
09:13With a strict program of physical therapy, people can go on to lead normal, taco-eating lives.
09:18You can't help but love the crunchy, spicy taste of a Taco Bell taco.
09:22But please, eat carefully.
09:31There's so much in this country that belongs to everyone.
09:35No matter how different we are, we all have something in common.
09:40There's a thread that weaves us all together.
09:43It's me.
09:45It's you.
09:47It's Tommy.
09:49The Real American Fragrance, from Tommy Hilfiger.
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10:10The critics agree, Volcano is spectacular.
10:15Get off the train! Get off the train!
10:17Explosively entertaining.
10:18An eye-popping thriller.
10:20This is going to destroy everything that touches.
10:23Take the ride, Volcano has it all.
10:26Then we have to reroute it or block it somewhere.
10:28Listen, Moses couldn't reroute this. It's everywhere.
10:31And Time Magazine says you'll have a hell-lava time.
10:38Rated PG-13.
10:39The coast is toast.
10:41Friday.
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10:57We have no time.
10:59This is Jeff.
11:00Hi, it's me.
11:01Do you want to meet me at home for lunch?
11:03I can't do that right now.
11:04I'm in the middle of something.
11:05Have you looked in your briefcase yet?
11:06If you want me.
11:07I left you something this morning.
11:09Oh.
11:10Polaroid.
11:11See what develops.
11:12Hey, check out the dork.
11:14What?
11:15The dork with the frosted flakes.
11:16Yeah, what a dork.
11:18I know, right?
11:19I mean, get a clue.
11:20Oh, boy.
11:25Oh, boy.
11:30True or false?
11:32Pain is nothing
11:35compared to what it feels like
11:37to give in.
11:41Powerade.
11:42Power to working muscles when you need it.
11:44I am not done.
11:47Introducing Jagged Ice.
11:51The new flavor from Powerade.
11:55Break one open.
11:58Did you think I wouldn't find out?
12:00Is this about the ring I gave you?
12:02Listen, a cubic zirconia looks just like a real diamond.
12:07You drank the last of the milk.
12:10Got milk.
12:11MTV's 10 spot is like a love song.
12:14It's passionate.
12:15It's sexy.
12:16And it's got a lot of cheesy hearts to it.
12:18Let's get it moving with some house of style.
12:22Add some MTV News Presents.
12:26Tear it up with Beavis and Butthead.
12:29Now bring it all home with a pulsating love line.
12:33Stay in tune.
12:34Stay in love.
12:35Tune in each night at 10 to MTV's 10 spot.
12:38The cream of MTV, if you know what I mean.
12:51Hi, welcome back to Singled Out.
12:54Hey, it's the last day of school.
12:55You don't have to go back ever.
12:56Right, Carmen?
12:58He did the Carmen Electra kick.
13:00Say hello to Kick O'Kazin.
13:05This guy had a big impact on you.
13:07Say hello to Bra Pit.
13:12And he sent the Avalon Lady on her way.
13:14Say hello to the Makeup King.
13:21Love a guy in a jog bra.
13:23I don't know.
13:24Just the best.
13:25How's that arm?
13:26It hurts.
13:27Shut up.
13:28Okay, before the show, Jennifer put some answers on.
13:29You whinja.
13:31Jennifer put some answers on cards.
13:32You're gonna match them.
13:33Let's get started.
13:34First present to get from a girl you like.
13:36Gift certificate or friendship bracelet?
13:38Friendship bracelet.
13:39Gift certificate.
13:40Friendship bracelet.
13:41What'd you say?
13:42Gift certificate.
13:43Gift certificate.
13:46To a friendship bracelet store.
13:49Uglier photo, passport or driver's license?
13:51Passport.
13:52Driver's license.
13:53Passport.
13:54What's your answer, girl?
13:55Driver's license.
13:56Driver's license.
14:01Off, fiend.
14:02Rather go to hell in a hand basket or a comfortable sedan?
14:05Comfortable sedan.
14:06Comfortable sedan.
14:07Comfortable sedan.
14:08Comfortable sedan.
14:09What's it gonna be?
14:10Comfortable sedan.
14:12Woo!
14:16Worst after school job.
14:17Flinging fries or changing diapers?
14:18Changing diapers.
14:19Changing diapers.
14:20Changing diapers.
14:21Changing diapers.
14:22What'd you say, sweetie?
14:23Flinging fries.
14:24Changing fries.
14:27And that's how men and women are different.
14:30Worst for you.
14:31Artificial flavors or colors?
14:32Artificial flavors.
14:33Colors.
14:34Flavors.
14:35What's it gonna be?
14:36Artificial flavors.
14:37Mr. Rogers, neighborly or neighbors buried under his porch?
14:46Neighbors buried under his porch.
14:47Neighbors buried under his porch.
14:48Neighbors buried under his porch.
14:49Go to the porch.
14:50What'd you put on those cards, girl?
14:51Neighbors buried under porch.
14:52Better than Ezra, friction baby or chafing?
14:58Friction baby.
14:59Friction baby.
15:00Chafing.
15:01What'd you say, sweetie pie?
15:02Friction baby.
15:03What'd you say?
15:04She said friction.
15:06You win.
15:07Okay, you win.
15:08Congratulations.
15:12See, you just don't have my perspective.
15:14Okay, stand back to back.
15:16He's a 20-year-old English major.
15:17He manages his dad's restaurant.
15:18He wants to write the great American novel.
15:20While going out with you, Carmen, turn him around.
15:27Tammy.
15:28And they wear the same size bra.
15:29Your date starts at sea level with a refreshing drink of Jamba Juice.
15:33Then get a little altitude at Rock Creations, where you'll do indoor rock climbing.
15:38Then you're going down 20,000 leagues under the sea to Dive.
15:42Located in Century City, Dive features over 20 gourmet submarine sandwiches.
15:48Sink your teeth into some fun.
15:50Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck?
15:53Are you sick of working your ass off just to have the man pay credit for your hard work?
15:57I'm Chris Columbus, and I used to be just like you.
16:00Dead-end job, boat payments.
16:02Then I said to myself, hey, Chris, look at yourself.
16:04You're a pathetic piece of garbage.
16:05That's when I smartened up.
16:07Now I got tree boats, I hang out with royalty, and I get more tail than Sinatra.
16:11And you can too.
16:12Sign up now for my New World Seminar.
16:14I'll show you how to conquer strange lands, befriend members of exotic cultures,
16:18then take them for everything they're worth.
16:20And remember, if you don't do it for yourself, do it for the Chips.
16:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
16:25Wait a second, Chris.
16:26I mean, that's all well and good, but are you telling me that I can pillage the environment
16:30and exploit the workers for no money down and with no formal college education?
16:35Absolutely.
16:36You happy now?
16:41Sorry, I...
16:42Hey, I didn't...
16:43You're no Chuck Woolery.
16:45You're no Vasco to frickin' Gama!
16:48Uh, Carmen, what about the 50 women?
16:51These teachers are ready to keep these bad boys after school!
16:55Tammy, tell us about.
16:57He's a 24-year-old business major from New Jersey,
17:01looking for a woman with nice legs and lips.
17:04He says he loves to be embarrassed.
17:08Well, we'll certainly try our best.
17:11Please say hello to...
17:13Wilson!
17:18All right, take that off.
17:19Well, we're gonna narrow down these girls using height, lips, chest, social gracious, commitment, and butt.
17:24Where would you like to start?
17:26I'd like to start with commitment.
17:28All right, commitment.
17:29All right, Wilson, 24-7 or 30 minutes or less?
17:32Yeah, right.
17:33Get rid of, uh, 24-7.
17:3424-7.
17:35She's not open to long-term commitment.
17:36Bye!
17:37I love you all!
17:38Bye-bye!
17:39Bye-bye!
17:40Bye-bye!
17:41Bye-bye!
17:42Bye-bye!
17:43Bye-bye!
17:44Bye-bye!
17:45Bye-bye!
17:46Bye-bye!
17:47Bye-bye!
17:48Bye-bye!
17:49Bye-bye!
17:50Bye-bye!
17:51Bye-bye!
17:52Bye-bye!
17:53Bye-bye!
17:54Bye-bye!
17:55Bye-bye!
17:56Bye-bye!
17:57That's a lot of women.
17:58Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. That's a lot of women.
18:11Wilson, you've done it. You've gotten rid of almost every woman in the dating pool and Carmen Electra will take us somewhere else.
18:15When we come back, we'll find out which one of these ladies will be worshipped as a goddess. Ooh.
18:28Don't touch that remote. MTV's Singled Out is coming at you thanks to Taco Bell.
18:44Craving a little more taste? Crunch into the irresistible taste of a Taco Bell taco.
18:50It now appears that Shaq is suffering from a neck injury.
18:54Of course we're concerned. That's one valuable neck.
18:56Shaq is suffering from Taco Neck Syndrome, TNS.
19:00It's caused by his craving for delicious Taco Bell tacos.
19:03And he's getting worse with every neck-bending bite.
19:06There's nothing funny about TNS. It's not natural.
19:10It's a conspiracy, man.
19:17Get some more of those tacos.
19:20One, two, three, four.
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20:05Need for Speed 2.
20:17How fast do you want to go?
20:19Need for Speed 2.
20:21How fast do you want to go?
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20:53It's about two.
20:54It's about male.
20:55And female.
20:57It's heart.
20:58And head.
20:59It's guilty.
21:00And innocent.
21:01It's tender.
21:01And tough.
21:02It's chemical.
21:03It's attraction.
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22:11Hey, welcome to the world.
22:16Let's face it.
22:17You live.
22:22You learn.
22:23You dig a few tunes.
22:28Then you bite the big one.
22:29That's life.
22:33Enjoy the buzz on music television.
22:35MTV.
22:36You know where you are.
22:50You're in the jungle, babe.
22:53Hey, it's time for round two here on Single Out.
22:55Come, let's meet the girls.
22:56Number one, say hello to Wilson.
22:57Hi, Wilson.
22:58My name's Morgan, and it's not your heart that's my favorite organ.
23:02Oh.
23:04Number two.
23:05Hi, Wilson.
23:06My name's Shannon, and I'm your cannon.
23:08Oh.
23:08Woo.
23:10Number three.
23:11Hi, Wilson.
23:12I'm Karen.
23:13I want to be your baby.
23:14You can be my baby.
23:15Aw.
23:15Number four.
23:16Hi, Wilson.
23:17I'm Liz, and I'll promise you a night you'll never forget.
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:21Number five.
23:23Hi, Wilson.
23:23My name is Jen.
23:24I've got what you want, just tell me when.
23:26Come and get it.
23:28Hi, number six.
23:29Hi, Wilson.
23:30My name's Marianne, and I want to show you heaven.
23:33Woo.
23:35Okay.
23:36Go ahead.
23:37We want to start with number one.
23:38Number one.
23:39Stand up.
23:44I love a girl that can boogie via dance sensation.
23:46The Electras are regrouping to join Carmen on her new tour.
23:50They need one more dancer, and it's your turn to audition.
23:53If you do a good job, you'll be dancing in round three.
23:57Girl, you want to be an Electra?
23:59You've got to show us that you can shake it, kick it.
24:01Woo.
24:09Woo.
24:10Woo.
24:10Woo.
24:10Woo.
24:11Woo.
24:11Woo.
24:12Woo.
24:12Woo.
24:12Woo.
24:13Woo.
24:13Woo.
24:14Woo.
24:14Woo.
24:15Woo.
24:15Woo.
24:16Woo.
24:16Woo.
24:20Okay.
24:20Woo.
24:22Woo.
24:23You want to keep her or don't serve her?
24:24I feel those vibrations.
24:25We're going to keep her.
24:26Go to the winner's circle.
24:28Woo.
24:31When would you like to go next?
24:32I want number three.
24:33Number three.
24:34Woo, baby.
24:35That's you.
24:35Woo.
24:39Go ahead.
24:41Trapboy is forgetting his humble roots.
24:43He's becoming a big Hollywood phony, and now he's even serving
24:46caviar at his party. Give him a thorough tongue lashing by explaining to him where this stuff
24:52comes from. Hey, great party, huh? Try the caviar. It's worth every penny. That stuff
24:57is unbelievable. Drinks are on the house. Trowboy, what are you doing? You're a sellout.
25:02You're a Hollywood phony. You're eating your own kind. You know what that is? It's caviar.
25:05That's fish eggs. You know what you're doing? You're phony. Absolutely.
25:10Some species eat their young. That was great. I love that. You loved it. I love the keeper.
25:18Go to the winner's circle. All right, girl. John, that's like a goat drinking goat's milk.
25:27You know. I guess they do, though. They do that. It's final cut. Everybody get ready because
25:32you're going to fire up a question and keep one girl. One. Just one. Not all of them. No,
25:37just one. Okay. All right. Let's do it. You can tell a lot just from the feel of a person's
25:43face. I want each one of you to come around here and let me feel yours. The one that feels
25:48the best gets to round three. All right. Number one. Okay. Number two. Number three. And number
26:05four. All right. That's enough. Number five. And number five. All right. Catch, Mr. Wilson.
26:17That was funny. That wasn't real. No. Who do you want to keep? Minus number five. I want
26:22to keep number three. Number three. Go to the winner's circle. All right, baby. Going up
26:26there. I'm so sorry I defiled you. It's just the show gets to me sometimes. It makes me
26:33act so immature. She felt good. Yeah. That's the end of round two. Carmen, let's meet the
26:37finalists. She lit it up with me and the Electra. Say hello to Electra Girl. And she kicked
26:45Trowboy's tail. Say hello to Salmonella. What a pretty picture. She faced off against him
26:53in one. Say hello to Tatum O'Feel. Tatum O'Feel? All right. Well, let's get started. Your life,
27:03by the way, two-step question. Your life, blessed or cursed? Cursed. Blessed. Blessed. What'd you
27:10say? Last. Last. You like my shirt? No. Yeah. Yes. Thank you, Carmen. Yes. Oh, yeah. You were
27:27supposed to take two steps the question before. So if you got the last one right, take another
27:30step. We're on borrowed steps here. I hope you don't mind. Scratch my back and I'll scratch
27:35yours or I won't be itchy. I'll scratch yours. I'll scratch yours. I'll scratch yours. What is it?
27:42I'll scratch yours. I'll scratch yours. See, if you would like the shirt, you would be doing so
27:49much better. That's really what it's... Rudolph, let him play in the reindeer games or screw him.
27:55Let him play in the reindeer games. Let him play. Let him play. What's your answer?
27:59Screw him. And then go to jail. Yeah. You've dated more psychos or doormats? Psychos. Psychos.
28:10Psychos. Psychos. What'd you say, sweetie? Psychos. We have a tie. Hang on. No. I'm psycho.
28:16All right. Calm down there, Tiger. We're going to... Whoever gets closer to that, going over.
28:23How many times a week does Wilson clean his ears? Three. Four.
28:28That's a very educated guess. No, keep leaning. Correct answer is five. You win. Congratulations.
28:33I hope he deserves you because you're an English major at USC. You want to be a high school teacher
28:44and you can do strange tricks with your lips along with curling your tongue. Carmen, turn
28:48them around. Tammy. First, you'll head over to Color Me Mine, where you'll pick the pottery
28:58of your choice and then paint it. After your hands are coated in a rainbow of colors, dig into
29:04a rack of ribs at B.B. King's in Universal City. Then lick each other's fingers clean.
29:10Well, apparently that's the end of the show because they're screaming once again, so I guess
29:17we have to say bye. Goodbye. Bye. Goodbye. Bye.
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29:46Come on, speak, man. Who shot you? Just tell us and it'll be over. Chris, he's the victim.
29:51Oh, right. It happened so fast, I didn't see a thing. It's well known. Everyone on the
29:55show hates Piano Boy. And with good reasons. Of course. An inside job. I swear by all that
30:02is sacred, I'll find out who shot Piano Boy. Tune in tomorrow for the shocking conclusion
30:11of Who Shot Piano Boy.
30:16You're my obsession. You're my obsession. You'll do what you do. You'll make you sleep with me.
30:22You are an obsession. You're my obsession.
30:27You're about to figure out how to walk with the car.
30:36You've got to play either the vehicle with a rule.
30:39And whenever you play. You're missing your own strategy.
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