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00:00The University of Southern California Trojans, Harold Medense, Matt Polder, John Bragg, Mark Simon, Tom McBew, the UCLA Bruins,
00:20Mike Brady, Martin Lauber, Terry Russnack, Brian Van Holt, and Walt Becker battling for Family Feud's Collegiate Championship.
00:34And here's the Dean of Family Feud, Professor Ray Cole.
00:45Thank you. Thank you so very much. Hello to the UCLA Bruins. Hello, USC Trojans.
00:56Thank you. Thank you. Oh, this is exciting. I feel I am the professor of Family Feud this week.
01:02We thank you for tuning in. What a wonderful crowd. Two unusual teams.
01:06It's one of the great rivalries in all of collegiate anything, sports, academics.
01:12Today, it's Family Feud. Will it be the USC Trojan men, Harold?
01:18How are you doing? Harold, you're heading up the men's team.
01:22How do you say your last name? Medense. Medense. It's Spanish.
01:26Okay, it's Spanish, and my name is Combs, and it's whatever it is.
01:31And who else did you bring with you to help you take the $5,000?
01:34$5,000. Matt Holder. John Bragg.
01:37Oh, hold on. I like that. Matt's the only guy to clap for himself.
01:40Who else? John.
01:43John. Mark Simon. Yes.
01:45And Tom McNeil. Tom McNeil.
01:48You're here to do what? We're going to rock.
01:51You're going to rock.
01:52Let me say that there's $5,000 at stake.
01:55You gentlemen are representing a great heritage and a great school.
01:58Will you defeat the UCLA Brewers?
02:03Mike. Nice to meet you.
02:05Mike Brady.
02:07You were brought with you four handsome young men to help you defeat those USC Trojans.
02:14Winners.
02:14Who did you bring?
02:15I got here. I got Martin Lauber.
02:17Yes.
02:17Terry Rusnick.
02:18Brian Van Holt.
02:19Yes.
02:20And we got Walt Becker down here on the end.
02:22Are you? Is this the team to do it?
02:24This is the winning team.
02:25We've got an audience that is prepared to back up both teams.
02:30Cheerleaders for the men of both sides.
02:32One school will play for $5,000.
02:34But to do it, we've got to play the Brewers.
02:38Let's go.
02:40Right now.
02:43The first team to $300 will win the game.
02:47Get a chance to play Fast Money for the $5,000.
02:49The top seven answers are on the board.
02:52Name a popular place for couples to make out.
02:56Mike.
02:57Inspiration point.
03:05Well, I guess I didn't even say specific, Mike.
03:08That's the first time I've actually seen it in a dress.
03:11Inspiration point.
03:14Lovers Lane.
03:15Known in many corners.
03:16Now, Harold, there are three answers that could give USC control.
03:21Question.
03:22A popular place for couples to make out.
03:24The drive-in.
03:27Is that topic?
03:29Stay right here.
03:30Let's see.
03:30Drive-in.
03:32Now, group two.
03:3417 people said it.
03:36You think of a steal.
03:37Cheer them on.
03:38Cheer them on.
03:38Matt, welcome.
03:41What do you say?
03:42Backseat of a car.
03:42A popular place for couples to make out.
03:45The backseat of a car.
03:49Number one.
03:52John?
03:53You're doing it.
03:54Those guys don't want to steal your bank, but keep it rolling.
03:56I remember when I was little, it was the big thing to go to my own bedroom.
04:00Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Hey, bedroom.
04:03Hey, bedroom.
04:04Let me see your bedroom.
04:07Yeah.
04:08Six people.
04:10Hey, baby.
04:10A hundred average people surveyed, Mark.
04:14Popular place for couples to make out.
04:16The backyard of a house.
04:21That's a good one, Mark.
04:22You're an outdoorsman.
04:23Outdoorsman, huh?
04:25All right, let me see the back.
04:27The backyard of a house.
04:29The backyard of your house.
04:34Sorry, Mark.
04:37Let's go, Tom.
04:38Judge, is there any reason why I have to read the question as it's written here?
04:40Name a popular place for couples to make out?
04:43I mean, couldn't I just say to make out?
04:44I mean, unless you're alone.
04:47A popular place to make out.
04:49Wouldn't that imply to?
04:50Thank you, Judge.
04:51You sound like a dean.
04:51See, I am Trump.
04:52I sound like a dean.
04:53I sound like I'm educated.
04:54Tom, keep the team rolling.
04:55Name a popular place to make out.
04:59Say, like, a nature place.
05:01Are you a beach dude?
05:02Are you a beach dude, Tom?
05:03The beach, behind the bush.
05:04Okay, he said, like, a nature place.
05:07Judge.
05:08Do you understand that, dude?
05:09He needs, like, Tom, more specific, dude.
05:13Behind the bush.
05:14Behind the bush.
05:16All right.
05:19Come on, now, boys.
05:20Let me see the White House.
05:24What kind of bush?
05:27All right, let me see the bush.
05:30Not there.
05:31You could get a chance to steal UCLA.
05:32Popular place to make out.
05:33What do you say, Harold?
05:35Let's say the porch swing.
05:36Let me see the porch swing.
05:40No, UCLA.
05:40That back can be yours.
05:42Do you men know more how to wear the place popular to make out?
05:45Might be one answer, Walt.
05:46I'd say the beach.
05:47The beach.
05:48The dance.
05:49The dance.
05:49Dance, Terry?
05:50Upstairs.
05:51Upstairs, Mike.
05:52Dance floor.
05:52Dance floor.
05:53Mike, you can go with him on your own.
05:54Two, three answers.
05:55Get you the back.
05:56What do you say?
05:57I like beach.
05:57I like beach.
05:58He likes the beach.
05:59If it's there, you have stolen $68 to start the feud.
06:03Do couples like to make out on the beach?
06:07Bam!
06:08You got the right.
06:09Two answers.
06:13It appears that the UCLA boys know a little bit more about making out than the USC boys.
06:18Men, men.
06:19Two answers.
06:20Two answers would have kept you rolling.
06:22Number three.
06:23Do couples like to make out?
06:25In a pub.
06:27And number?
06:28Well, there's a bush there sometimes.
06:30Number six.
06:32In a...
06:33Whoa!
06:34We're coming back.
06:35This is a great feud.
06:37You don't want to miss it.
06:38We'll see you in a moment.
06:43We are back with our special feud.
06:45UCLA men, $68 on the way to $300 at USC zero.
06:50Here we go, Matt, with another face-up.
06:52Come on.
06:54Martin.
06:55Good luck to both teams.
06:57You know, all this week, we are starting our education first week.
07:01Make sure to put education week first with you.
07:04All right?
07:05Are you ready?
07:05Okay, what are you doing?
07:06Education is a very important thing.
07:08Because remember, a tuition is a terrible thing to waste.
07:13Top six answers are on the board.
07:16Name an occupation whose members might be called stuffy.
07:22Martin?
07:23School teachers.
07:24Let me...
07:26Let me see a school teacher.
07:28Number two.
07:29One answer could give you control, Matt.
07:31Occupation whose members might be called stuffy.
07:34Scientists.
07:34Let me see a stuffy scientist.
07:37Not there you think of a steal.
07:40All right, here we go.
07:42UCLA, Terry.
07:43An occupation whose members might be called stuffy.
07:47Judges.
07:48All right?
07:48Okay, okay.
07:49We've got a judge on this show.
07:50Can you make the survey?
07:51Okay, judge.
07:55Number one.
07:57Take that, Judge Watner.
08:00Brian?
08:00Um, let's see.
08:02How about a lab technician?
08:05You know, you have absolutely singled out a very unique occupation.
08:09There's just a lot of stuffy lab technicians.
08:14Didn't make the survey.
08:17Come on, keep it rolling.
08:18What happened to your fingers, Walt?
08:19I broke it playing rugby.
08:21Okay, good enough.
08:21Tough guy.
08:22All right.
08:24Occupation whose members might be called stuffy.
08:26I'd say doctors.
08:28Let me see.
08:30A stuffy doctor.
08:34Did not make our survey.
08:37USC men, think of a steal.
08:39$49 could be yours, Mike.
08:41I'm going to have to say businessmen.
08:42Now, is that not specific enough?
08:45Now, let's go with stockbrokers.
08:48Stockbrokers sometimes are stuffy.
08:50Still alive if we see a stuffy stockbroker.
08:55There it is.
08:56There it is.
08:56A little bit more to the bank.
08:58Martin?
08:59Uh, I hope this is specific enough.
09:01I'd say clergy, like clergy member.
09:02A clergyman?
09:03Yeah.
09:03Isn't that interesting?
09:05That, let's see if it makes it to keep you alive.
09:07Stuffy clergyman did not make the survey.
09:10You can now return the favor and steal occupation whose members might be called stuffy, Tom.
09:16Politicians.
09:17Politician.
09:17Mark?
09:18A taxman.
09:19Taxman?
09:19An accountant.
09:20An accountant.
09:21An accountant.
09:21An accountant.
09:21An accountant.
09:22An accountant.
09:22Pair them with them or on your own, you've got three answers to steal from.
09:27Accountant's looking really good.
09:28Well, if it is up, though, you're in this game.
09:33Show me for the steal, accountant.
09:35Bang!
09:37USC gets in the game.
09:40Gentlemen, here's two answers of stuffy occupations that might have kept you going.
09:46Our survey thought number three.
09:49Banking.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:51And number five.
09:54Life Parade.
09:56We're coming back with two for 18.
09:58Wonderful questions, surprises, and answers.
10:01We're going to play for $5,000.
10:03Hurry back.
10:06We've got a real feud.
10:08$68 for the UCLA men.
10:10USC Trojans have 53, and here we go with another faceoff right now.
10:19First team, the 300's going to take home $5,000.
10:22This is very competitive.
10:24As we double the dollar value, the top five answers are put on the board.
10:28A question.
10:29A question.
10:30Name something that college kids buy a lot of.
10:34John?
10:35Books.
10:36Books.
10:36Let me see.
10:38Books.
10:39Books.
10:39Number one in our survey.
10:41Think of a steal.
10:45I believe stealing has controlled the bank both times, so think of a steal over there, Mark.
10:51Something that college kids buy lots of from a hundred people survey.
10:56Even though it's negative, I'm going to say alcohol.
10:58Well.
10:59Good answer.
11:00That's a good answer, Chuck.
11:02That's the kind of grade you want to get on an alcohol test is negative to the police officer.
11:08Let me see.
11:09Alcohol.
11:10Nothing.
11:14Twenty-seven kids are buying books, twenty-six are buying booze.
11:20That one kid makes it education.
11:24Tom?
11:26I'd have to go with birth control, I think.
11:29Safety.
11:30Safety first.
11:31Safety first.
11:32Safety.
11:33Safety first.
11:35Birth control?
11:36Birth control?
11:36Birth control.
11:37In other words, you're never behind that bush alone.
11:40You take, you know, you carry another case.
11:43Let me see.
11:44Birth control.
11:46Did not make a survey.
11:48Harold?
11:49I'm sorry, Tom.
11:50Harold?
11:51My answer's probably going to be a lot homelier than the last two, but I'm going to say school supplies.
11:56Something college kids buy a lot of school supplies now.
11:58Judge?
11:59Yeah.
12:00Harold, it's like an essay question that you just threw a whole lot up there thinking you might get a
12:03good grade.
12:04I need more specific as we write on the paper sometimes.
12:07All right.
12:07Notebooks, then.
12:08All right.
12:09Good enough.
12:09All right.
12:10Notebooks.
12:13Yes.
12:15And notebooks or paper.
12:17Tough ruling.
12:18Only one strike.
12:18Matt is smiling because he has an answer.
12:21What do you say?
12:21Pens and pencils.
12:22Do they buy a lot of pens and pencils?
12:25Yeah.
12:27They're going to try to steal, John, but you look like you know.
12:29What do you say?
12:30I've been through four years of college, and I bought a lot of clothes.
12:33Yeah.
12:34Clothes, man.
12:35A lot of clothes.
12:37John, I felt like you were going to say, I've been through four years of college,
12:39and I'm a freshman, so I know about this.
12:42I can, I, show me clothes.
12:46There it is.
12:47There it is.
12:47Nicely done.
12:49Mark, bring it home, bring it home.
12:51You've got $134 in your bank.
12:54Social activities.
12:55For that bank, do college kids buy lots?
12:59You buy lots of social activities.
13:03Not that.
13:05That bank is yours.
13:06If you name something that college kids buy lots of, Walt?
13:08I'd say food.
13:10Food?
13:10What do you say?
13:10Fast food.
13:11Fast food, Terry?
13:11Fast food.
13:12Fast food.
13:12Fast food.
13:12Fast food.
13:13Now tell Mike what, Mike, you're going to say fast food.
13:16Good enough, Judge?
13:17Fast food.
13:18Will you steal $134 with a fast food?
13:22You got that back.
13:24Junk food.
13:25Fast enough.
13:28The girls come down to celebrate.
13:30We have $202 for the UCLA Bruins.
13:34Here comes the U.S.C.
13:36Come on, George.
13:37It's $53 with another face on it right now.
13:40I'm telling you, it's pandemonium here on the set of the feud.
13:43If you tuned in, one of the greatest rivalries of all time has taken place right now.
13:47It's about to be settled.
13:48The dollar value has tripled.
13:50The top four answers are on the board.
13:52Name something that superstitious people think brings good luck.
13:58Mark.
13:59A unicorn.
13:59Could be the lucky unicorn.
14:06Stay right there, Mark.
14:08We surveyed 100 people, Brian.
14:10Something that superstitious people think brings good luck.
14:13A lucky rabbit's foot.
14:14About a rabbit's foot.
14:16Now move on.
14:17Think of a steal, Mark.
14:20Tom, think of a steal.
14:21What do you say, Walt?
14:23I'd say a cross.
14:24Do you get good luck from a cross?
14:26Sure.
14:27Not on the survey.
14:28Think of a steal.
14:30Dollar value is tripled.
14:31Your team can win.
14:32What do you say, Mike?
14:33Being Irish, I'm about to say a four-leaf clover.
14:35Show me the four-leaf clover.
14:38There it is.
14:38There it is.
14:39Notre Dame actually helping UCLA here.
14:42What do you say, Martin?
14:43I'm going to have to say a horseshoe.
14:45Do superstitious people like a horseshoe.
14:49Enough money.
14:50Either team can win.
14:51Terry, if you give me number four, you're going to stand right there with your team and play for $5
14:54,000.
14:56Something superstitious people think brings good luck.
14:58Throwing salt over your shoulder.
15:00Could it be?
15:01For this game, salt over the shoulder.
15:05Now hope.
15:06Think of a steal.
15:07Brian.
15:09I'm going to say a lucky coin.
15:11A lucky coin?
15:13Will that end the game?
15:15Coin.
15:16No.
15:17Think of a steal.
15:19Oh, it's that is three strikes.
15:20Now, Tom, Tom, I need one answer from you.
15:23Something that superstitious people think brings good luck.
15:26One answer.
15:26Do you have it?
15:27No.
15:28Crystal.
15:28Crystal.
15:29All right, Mark?
15:29A rock.
15:30A rock.
15:30Find a penny, pick it up all day long and have good luck.
15:32Thank you for that recital, John.
15:34Find a penny, pick it up all day long and have good luck.
15:36Lie, liar, pants are on fire.
15:38You're crossing your head in telephone wire.
15:40Matt?
15:40A penny.
15:41A penny.
15:41All right, tell Harold what will win you the game.
15:43This will win the game.
15:44What do you guys think?
15:44What do you guys think?
15:45Very important.
15:46Wait, can I ask a question?
15:47Did he say a lucky coin already?
15:49Yes, he already said it.
15:50Now, something.
15:51You got three seconds to give me something that brings people good luck.
15:54What is it, Harold, for the game?
15:56Stone.
15:56A lucky stone.
15:58Stone.
15:58If it's not there, the UCLA Bruins are playing for $5,000.
16:02Is it stone?
16:04No.
16:07Let us see what would have won you the game.
16:10A lot of pressure, could I do?
16:11Number four would have won you the game.
16:14What is number four?
16:15Knock on wood.
16:18Here we go.
16:19You stay right here.
16:20I need two players for $5,000.
16:23The UCLA Bruin men are playing fast money right after this.
16:26$5,000.
16:28You don't want to miss it.
16:29Nicely done, Walt.
16:32We're back going for $5,000.
16:35We put 15 seconds on the clock and wish the men of the UCLA Bruins much luck, Walt.
16:41We ask 100 people, based on what you've heard or believe, what do you think you'd find in heaven?
16:48God.
16:49Something that women's magazines give advice about.
16:52Love.
16:53Something you put whipped cream on.
16:55Pie.
16:55A sports car.
16:57Ferrari.
16:57A place where people tell other people to be quiet.
17:00Church.
17:00Turn around.
17:01Let's see how you did, Walt.
17:03Based on what you heard or believe, what do you think you'd see in heaven?
17:05You said, you'd have to see God.
17:08The survey said, 24.
17:10Come on, baby.
17:11Something that women's magazines give advice about.
17:14You said, love.
17:16Survey said, six.
17:20Something you put whipped cream on.
17:22You said, a pie.
17:24The survey said, bam.
17:28A sports car you chose.
17:31A Ferrari.
17:33What did the survey say?
17:3511.
17:35You're inching up.
17:36Where would you tell other people to be quiet?
17:39You said, the church.
17:41What did the survey say?
17:4314.
17:44Nicely done.
17:45You go back with your teammates.
17:47Here comes Mike, who has been kept off stage.
17:49You are 106 points away from $5,000 for you and your teammates.
17:5420 seconds to the clock.
17:56Revealing the wonderful answers.
17:58Bring it home.
17:59We ask 100 people, based on what you've heard or believe, what do you think you'd find in heaven?
18:05Clouds.
18:06Something that women's magazines give advice about.
18:08Love making.
18:10Make up.
18:11Okay.
18:11Something you put whipped cream on.
18:13A pie.
18:15Try again.
18:15Pudding.
18:16A sports car.
18:17A Ferrari.
18:18Try again.
18:19Corvette.
18:20A place where you tell other people to be quiet.
18:23Library.
18:23Turn around here.
18:25You're 106 points away from $5,000.
18:30What do you think you'd see in heaven?
18:32You said, clouds.
18:36Clouds and bushes, I guess, are about all you need.
18:40The survey said, five.
18:43An angel was the number one answer and it was not given.
18:47Something that women's magazines give advice about.
18:50You said, love making.
18:54What did our survey say?
18:5628.
18:58Sex, the number one answer.
19:00Something you put whipped cream on.
19:03You said, pudding.
19:06Survey said.
19:0811.
19:08Inching up.
19:09Pie was number one.
19:10You got two answers left to get the $5,000.
19:12A sports car you chose.
19:15Corvette.
19:16What?
19:16Did our survey say?
19:1939.
19:21Corvette was the number one answer.
19:23You're 23 points away.
19:25I asked you a place where people tell other people to be quiet.
19:28You said, library.
19:30If 23 people said it, these five UCLA men have $5,000.
19:34What did our survey say?
19:38You conducted.
19:42Library, the number one answer.
19:46You said UCLA Bruins at $5,000.
19:49And the champs, we're coming back.
19:51Don't go away.
19:55For our special college education week for the feud, I'm Ray Combs.
19:59Have a great day here on CBL.
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