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00:00THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
00:04HAPPY TUESDAY, EVERYONE.
00:19THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
00:20HAPPY TUESDAY, EVERYONE.
00:26THESE PEOPLE WERE FIRED FOR
00:28PORN WHILE AT WORK.
00:30THE FAMILY PEOPLE WERE FIRED
00:33FOR PORN WHILE AT WORK.
00:35THE REMAINING THIRD ARE WAITING
00:37IN LINE FOR BREAD.
00:39TWO FEMA EMPLOYEES WERE FIRED
00:42FOR WATCHING PORN WHILE AT WORK.
00:44IN THEIR DEFENSE, THE MOVIE WAS
00:47CALLED HURRICANE KATRINA.
00:49AND A LOT OF THINGS GOT BLOWN.
00:54ACTOR MICHAEL KAINE IS COMING
00:56TODAY.
00:57HE'S READY FOR THE LEAD IN THE
00:59JOE BIDEN STORY.
01:03ILLINOIS GOVERNOR J.B. PRITZKER
01:06SAID ILLEGAL MIGRANTS ARE OUR
01:09NEIGHBORS AND FRIENDS.
01:10HE FOLLOWED UP BY SAYING AND
01:12THEY CAN KEEP A SECRET WHEN I
01:14ASKED THEM TO BATHE ME IN A
01:16CARWASH.
01:20IT'S POSSIBLE.
01:22EARLIER TODAY APPLE CEO TIM
01:24SAID I'LL TAKE TWO, SAID ONE
01:27MAN.
01:30APPARENTLY THIEVES ARE WALKING
01:31INTO HOTELS TO EAT THE FREE
01:38BREAKFAST AND GETTING AWAY WITH
01:39IT.
01:40ACCORDING TO WITNESSES THEY
01:41OFTEN TRAVEL IN GROUPS OF FIVE.
01:51ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY A GEN Z
01:56HAS AN ATTENTION SPAN OF EIGHT
01:58SECONDS WHICH MEANS THEY WON'T
01:59EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID.
02:02SO BASICALLY I CAN SAY ANY PUNCH
02:05LINE I WANT.
02:07JOY BEHAR IS A FAT COW.
02:12THANK YOU GEN Z.
02:17EVEN THOUGH SHE TOLD PEOPLE SHE
02:19WON STACY ABRAMS CLAIMS SHE WAS
02:21NEVER CONFUSED ABOUT LOSING THE
02:23GOVERNOR'S RACE IN GEORGIA.
02:24YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE'S NEVER
02:26CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE IS THE
02:28GOOD MCDONALD'S.
02:33WE ALL HAVE A GOOD MCDONALD'S
02:37YESTERDAY WAS BERNIE SANDERS 84TH
02:39BIRTHDAY.
02:42DEMOCRATS PROMISED HIM A CAKE BUT
02:44THEN THEY GAVE IT TO HILLARY.
02:47AND FINALLY ICE ARRESTED A LITTLE
02:53PERSON.
02:56AN ALLEGED PEDOPHILLE FROM
02:59GUATEMALA IN A NEW ORLEANS RAID.
03:02AUTHORITY SAID WHY DON'T YOU PICK
03:03ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.
03:05OH WAIT.
03:06THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL PUNCHING
03:07DOWN.
03:08ALL RIGHT.
03:10LET'S DO A MONOLOGUE.
03:13SO HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE
03:16AS DUMB AS A DOG?
03:18SO HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE
03:20AS DUMB AS A DOG?
03:22NOT THAT YOUR DOG IS ACTUALLY
03:25DUMB.
03:26I MEAN WHO ELSE KNOWS TO HIDE
03:28WHEN YOU ENTER THE ROOM COVERED
03:29IN PEANUT BUTTER?
03:32BUT HERE'S WHAT YOUR DOG DOESN'T
03:34KNOW.
03:35THAT HE'S NOT AS SMART AS YOU.
03:37AND HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE.
03:39A DOG'S WORRIES ARE JUST FOOD,
03:40WATER, A GOOD SCRATCH, AND NOT TO
03:42CRAP INSIDE THE HOUSE.
03:44SOMETHING JOE BIDEN NEVER
03:46MASTERED.
03:48YOUR DOG'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT
03:51SNIFFING BUTTS AND PEYING TO
03:53MARK HIS TERRITORY.
03:55WHICH JOE BIDEN DID MASTER.
03:57BUT WHAT DO WE CALL IT WHEN
03:59HUMANS ACT THE SAME WAY?
04:01WHO ARE SO DUMB THEY DON'T
04:03REALIZE HOW DUMB THEY ARE.
04:06YES, IT'S TIME FOR.
04:10ARE YOU AS DUMB AS A DOG?
04:16OUR FIRST CONTESTANT, STELTER.
04:24WHICH IS GERMAN FOR A SAUSAGE
04:27CASING FULL OF HORSE BUTTER.
04:32HERE HE IS AFTER BEING FORCED
04:36TO COVER THE CHARLOTTE MURDER OF
04:38IRINA ZARUTSKA.
04:41MOST MURDERS IN THE U.S. NEVER
04:42BECOME NATIONAL NEWS.
04:43ELON MUSK, CHARLIE KERK, OTHER
04:45TRUMP-ALIGNED FIGURES SUCCEEDED
04:47IN MAKING THIS SENSELESS DEATH
04:49A SYMBOL OF BIG CITY CRIME.
04:51IT'S BEING USED, AS YOU SAID,
04:52BRIANA, AS A POLITICAL SYMBOL,
04:53WITH MAGA MEDIA CALLING FOR MORE
04:55FORCEFUL PUNISHMENTS AND MORE
04:57INCARCERATION.
04:58I HAVE TO SAY, SOME OF THE
04:59REPLIES TO MUSK, SOME OF THE
05:01COMMENTS AROUND THIS STORY
05:02ARE BALDLY RACIST, STOKING FEAR
05:05OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS BECAUSE
05:06THIS MAN ATTACKED A WHITE WOMAN.
05:08THE OPEN RACISM ON SITES LIKE
05:10X TODAY, IT'S EYE POPPING.
05:12EYE POPPING.
05:13BALDLY RACIST.
05:15NOT THE BEST WORDS FOR A EYE
05:18POPPING BALDY LIKE HIM.
05:20HE IS ACCUSING MAGA MEDIA OF
05:25STOKING RACISM BECAUSE THEY
05:26NOTICED A WOMAN WAS MURDERED.
05:28IT'S A NEW LOW EVEN FOR STELTER.
05:30A GHOUL WHO FIGHTS COYOTES OVER
05:33ROAD KILL.
05:34THIS TIME IT'S HIS FAKE SHOCK THAT
05:38CONSERVATIVES ONLY NOW DISCOVERED
05:39CRIME.
05:40THAT WE HAVEN'T RAISED CONCERNS
05:41OVER IT FOR DECADES.
05:43TO HIM, A BRUTAL MURDER ISN'T
05:45THE PROBLEM.
05:46IT'S YOU FOR DEMANDING JUSTICE.
05:49THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR
05:51ARTERIES ARE SO CLOGGED WITH LARD
05:53BLOOD CAN'T MAKE ITS WAY TO YOUR
05:55TINY BRAIN.
05:57THIS MURDER, THANKS.
06:00I'LL TAKE IT.
06:01THIS MURDER DIDN'T FIT A DEMOCRAT
06:03NARRATIVE SO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
06:04REMAIN SILENT.
06:05LIKE STELTER DOES WHEN SOMEONE
06:07ASKS WHO DESTROYED THE TOILET.
06:12THEN THERE'S THAT OTHER MEDIA
06:14SEWER, AXIOS, WHICH IS GREEK FOR
06:17AXIOS.
06:19IT'S A LITTLE BIT.
06:20IT'S A LITTLE BIT.
06:21IT'S A LITTLE BIT.
06:23WHOSE HEADLINE READS, STABBING
06:26VIDEO FUELS MAGA CRIME MESSAGE.
06:28NOW, IMAGINE TELLING GRIEVING
06:30PEOPLE, SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS,
06:32BUT YOUR ANGER IS JUST A BIT TOO
06:34TRUMP-Y.
06:35THE ARTICLE STATES THAT THE VIDEO
06:37CAN INSTANTLY POLLINATE ACROSS
06:39SOCIAL MEDIA, A VISUAL COUNTER
06:40POINT TO STATS SHOWING CRIME
06:41DECREASES.
06:42TRANSLATION, THIS DEAD WOMAN
06:44DOESN'T REALLY MATTER AND YOU
06:45WANT TO POLLINATE IT AGAIN.
06:48WHAT CAN POLLINATE YOU, ASSHOLE,
06:50IS THE LONG-OVERDUE FACT-CHECKING
06:52OF MEDIA HACKS WHO PUSH FAKE
06:54STATS TO EXPLAIN THEIR OWN
06:55COWARDISE.
06:56NOW, BEFORE THE LEFT HIJACKED
06:58CULTURE, BEING UPSET AT MURDER
07:00WAS ACTUALLY BIPARTISAN.
07:02THERE WAS NO WAR ON NOTICING
07:04HOW BAD MURDER IS.
07:06WELL, THAT WAR IS NOW OVER.
07:08WE'RE GOING TO NOTICE THE
07:13OUT OF THIS.
07:15ALL RIGHT.
07:19HELL, WE NEED TO NOTICE THE
07:21JUDGE WHO RELEASED THIS
07:23MURDEROUS SCHIZO WITH 14 PRIORS
07:25WHICH INCLUDED ARMED ROBBERY,
07:27LARCENY, BREAKING AND ENTERY.
07:29SHE RELEASED HIM WITHOUT BOND,
07:31BUT WITH ONLY A WRITTEN PROMISE
07:33TO APPEAR.
07:34THE HONORABLE JUSTICE
07:36TERESA STOAKES.
07:37THIS WOMAN, I GET THE SENTIMENT,
07:40BUT SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
07:43THIS WOMAN HAS MORE BLOOD ON
07:45HER HANDS THAN THE SCUMBAG WHO
07:47DID THE ACTUAL STABBING.
07:48YOU KNOW, SHE'S NOT LISTED AS A
07:51LICENSE ATTORNEY ON THE NORTH
07:53CAROLINA STATE BAR DIRECTORY,
07:54YET SHE'S A JUDGE.
07:55THAT'S LIKE SOMEONE WITH
07:57DEMENTIA BECOMING PRESIDENT.
08:00SO, I THINK THAT'S THE
08:05STORY.
08:06I HATE TO SAY IT.
08:07WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THIS
08:09STORY AGAIN BECAUSE DEFINING
08:10CRIME AS A SOCIAL JUSTICE
08:12CONCEPT ONLY LEADS TO MORE
08:13VICTIMS.
08:14AND THESE PROPAGANDA WHO NEVER
08:16EXPERIENCE REAL DANGER WILL
08:17KEEP TELLING US IT'S RACIST TO
08:18CARE.
08:19THE VICTIM SHOULD HAVE BEEN A
08:21LIBERAL DARLING.
08:22SHE'S A REFUGEE FROM UKRAINE
08:24THAT USED PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.
08:26IF SHE WERE BLACK AND KILLED
08:28BY A WHITE GUY, NANCY PELOSI
08:29WOULD GO TO HER FUNERAL.
08:30BUT THEY'RE AS DUMB AS DOGS.
08:32FOR AS THEY BROADCAST THEIR
08:35PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE THAT WE ARE
08:37ON TO THEM.
08:38YET THEY COUNT ON YOU BEING
08:39SCARED.
08:40THAT WHEN YOU HEAR THE R WORD
08:42YOU'LL CLAM RIGHT UP.
08:43NOPE.
08:44IT'S TOO LATE.
08:45SILENCE EQUALS DEATH, AS THEY
08:47USED TO SAY.
08:48AND IF WE DON'T SPEAK UP,
08:49DOUCHEBAGS LIKE STELTER AND
08:50OTHERS WILL TREAT A VICTIMIZED
08:52PUBLIC LIKE A DOG TREATS A
08:54FIRE HYDRANT.
08:56BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
08:57COMPARING THESE LOSERS TO DOGS
08:59IS TOO KIND.
09:00DOGS LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY.
09:02THEY DON'T CHECK TO SEE WHO
09:03YOU VOTED FOR BEFORE THEY
09:04DECIDE TO PROTECT YOU.
09:06THEN AGAIN, IF SOMEONE TRIED TO
09:08STAB STELTER IN THE NECK, THEY
09:09HAVE TO SPEND AN HOUR TRYING TO
09:11FIND IT.
09:13LET'S WELCOME.
09:14TONIGHT'S GAME.
09:19YOU CAN FIND HIS MANY BOOKS AT
09:23AMERICA'S FAVORITE LANDFILLS.
09:24HOST OF FOX AND FRIENDS AT ONE
09:27DAY SHIN' BRIAN KILMEY.
09:32EITHER HE HAS A DOVE IN HIS
09:34PANTS OR HE'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
09:36MAGICIAN AND ILLUSIONIST CHRIS
09:38ANGEL.
09:42I STARTED A GO FUND ME PAGE FOR
09:47VICTIMS OF HIS ACT.
09:49COMEDIAN AND FOUNDER OF STUDIOTSC.COM,
09:52MICHAEL LOVED IT.
09:54AND WHAT SHE LACKS IN MASS, SHE
09:57WON'T BE ABLE TO DO.
09:58SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
09:59SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
10:00SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
10:01SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
10:03SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
10:05SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
10:07SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
10:09SHE'S ABLE TO DO.
10:11NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING
10:13AUTHOR AND VOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR
10:15CATCHUM.
10:16BRIAN, THIS STORY MUST
10:18BOTHER YOU ON A NUMBER OF
10:19LEVELS.
10:20NUMBER ONE, BRIAN STELTER HAS
10:22YOUR NAME, BRIAN.
10:24AND HE PROBABLY MAKES MORE
10:25MONEY THAN YOU.
10:26RIGHT.
10:27IS THAT THE QUESTION?
10:29WHEN YOU WATCH THESE THINGS,
10:32DON'T YOU GET THE SENSE THAT
10:34THE MEDIA IS SOME, THEY'VE LOST
10:36THE NARRATIVE?
10:37A COUPLE OF THINGS ABOUT
10:38THIS.
10:39SO, YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO WRITE
10:41DOWN A PUNCH LINE.
10:42IF YOU SEE SOMETHING FUNNY,
10:43ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR SHOW, YOU
10:44WANT TO WRITE DOWN A PUNCH
10:45LINE.
10:46TO ME, I WROTE STUFF DOWN BECAUSE
10:48THERE'S ACTUALLY THE NEWS
10:49STORY IS THE COMEDY.
10:50YEAH.
10:51THE TRAGIC COMEDY.
10:52ELON MUSK AND CHARLIE KERK AND
10:54OTHER TRUMP ALIGNED FIGURES
10:55SUCCEEDED IN MAKING THIS A
10:57SYMBOL OF BIG CITY CRIME.
10:58YES.
10:59IT'S A SYMBOL OF BIG CITY CRIME.
11:01ABSOLUTELY.
11:02AND THEN WHEN THIS MAYOR COMES
11:04OUT AND SAYS, WHAT DO YOU WANT
11:05ME TO DO?
11:06WE CAN'T ARREST OUR WAY OUT OF
11:07THIS.
11:08WE CAN'T ARREST EVERY LUNATIC ON A
11:10TRAIN WITH A KNIFE.
11:11YES, YOU CAN.
11:12YES, YOU CAN.
11:13YOU HAD 14 CHIMES TO GET HIM.
11:16I GO, YOU GUYS, THIS CAN'T, I GO, THIS
11:19CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
11:20IT'S GREAT LOCIC.
11:21RIGHT.
11:22SO I'M JUST WRITING DOWN WHAT
11:23EXACTLY THEY SAID.
11:24AND THAT'S THE SAD AND TRAGIC
11:26PUNCH LINE.
11:27AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, PEOPLE
11:29POINT THIS OUT.
11:30DANNY PENNY WAS LEADING OUR SHOW.
11:32I FELT LIKE WE WERE THE ONLY
11:34NETWORK WHO SAID DANNY PENNY IS A
11:35HERO.
11:36NOW EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH
11:37UNDERSTANDS HE'S A HERO.
11:39BUT DANNY PENNY WAS VILIFIED ON
11:40EVERY CHANNEL FOR STANDING UP AND
11:42STOPPING A WOULD-BE STABBING ON A
11:45SUBWAY.
11:46AND THE GUY HAPPENED TO DIE, BUT
11:47HE WAS A PIECE OF TRASH ANYWAY.
11:49AND HE PROBABLY SAVED SOMEBODY
11:51ELSE'S LIFE BY TAKING HIM OUT
11:52THEN, SADLY.
11:53HIS NAME IS JORDAN NEELY.
11:54BUT DANNY PENNY HAD HIS LIFE
11:55ROOM FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS.
11:56I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE HAS
11:57ANOTHER JOB TODAY.
11:58BUT THAT MAYBE THAT IS WHY SO
12:00FEW PEOPLE DID ANYTHING TO HELP
12:02THIS GIRL.
12:03SHE BLED TO DEATH.
12:04YEAH, THEY JUST LOOKED THE OTHER
12:05WAY, CHRIS.
12:06YOU SAW THAT?
12:07I WAS GOING TO ADD TO WHAT YOU
12:08JUST SAID, WHICH IS PERFECT.
12:10BUT I THINK THAT SOCIETY HAS TO
12:13THE TIDES HAVE TO CHANGE.
12:15YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW PEOPLE ARE
12:17SCARED TO GET INVOLVED.
12:18WE NEED TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT
12:20IF YOU HAVE THIS TYPE OF
12:22BEHAVIOR, YOU CAN'T JUST LIKE
12:24WALK OFF THE TRAIN AND NO ONE'S
12:26GOING TO CONFRONT THE PERSON.
12:27I WISH ONE OF MY FRIENDS,
12:29FRANK MEAR OR MYSELF FOR THAT
12:32MATTER, WAS THERE BECAUSE I
12:33WOULD HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED.
12:35BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING
12:37LIKE THAT, YOU'VE GOT TO RESPOND
12:38AS A SOCIETY AND SAY THIS IS NOT
12:41ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR.
12:42IF YOU DON'T, THEN YOU'RE GOING
12:44TO ALLOW THIS TO CONTINUE AND
12:45TO PROLIFERATE.
12:46AND THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
12:48BECAUSE IT WILL LAST FOUR
12:49YEARS.
12:50YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT THE THING
12:51IS, WE HAVE...
12:52YOU CAN APPLAUD IF YOU LIKE.
12:53IT'S OKAY.
12:58THEY'RE APPLAUDING YOU DESPITE
13:00YOUR TORN JEANS.
13:01YOU KNOW...
13:02I FELT RELIGIOUS.
13:03I DIDN'T GO TO CHURCH.
13:04I'M A HOLY JEANS.
13:05YES.
13:06IT IS FUNNY.
13:07WE ARE LIVING IN A TIME, MICHAEL,
13:09WHERE WE ARE KIND OF EXPECTED TO
13:12ACCEPT THINGS.
13:13IT'S LIKE WE WERE GOING TO...
13:15WHETHER IT WAS LIKE AN OPEN
13:17BORDER OR JUST REVOLVING DOOR
13:19OF CRIMINALITY OR...
13:21WELL, DURING COVID, WE HAD TO
13:23ACCEPT PEOPLE TELLING US HOW TO
13:24LIVE.
13:25YEAH.
13:26THAT WENT WELL.
13:27YEAH.
13:28THAT WENT WELL.
13:29YEAH.
13:30RIGHT?
13:31THE WATCH IS NUTS.
13:33TIM WALTZ.
13:34HELLO, TIM WALTZ.
13:35I SET UP A HOTLINE.
13:36YOU CAN RAT OUT YOUR NEIGHBORS.
13:37YES.
13:38WELL, RAT OUT YOUR NEIGHBORS.
13:39TOO MANY PEOPLE OVER FOR A
13:40PARTY.
13:41CALL THEM UP AND LET ME KNOW.
13:42YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S A GREAT
13:44POINT.
13:45A HOTLINE TO RAT ON YOUR
13:46NEIGHBORS BUT DON'T ARREST
13:48PEOPLE THAT KILL PEOPLE.
13:49RIGHT?
13:50AND THEN IF SOMEONE DOES GET
13:52BRUTALLY MURDERED, DON'T BRING
13:54IT TO THE ATTENTION OF EVERYONE
13:55ELSE.
13:56YES.
13:57THAT WAS THE, I'M WITH YOU,
13:59THESE WILD HEADLINES.
14:01MAGA WANTS YOU TO BE OUTRAGED
14:03ABOUT A MURDER.
14:04YES.
14:05AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?
14:07YES.
14:08RIGHT?
14:09IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING.
14:11YOU WANT TO BE OUTRAGED.
14:13YOU WANT TO BE OUTRAGED AND
14:14IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED BY THIS,
14:16THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG
14:17WITH YOU.
14:18THIS WHOLE STORY JUST GETS WORSE
14:20AND WORSE.
14:21IT'S LIKE LOOKING AT A MENU AT A
14:23VEGAN RESTAURANT.
14:24YOU KNOW?
14:25YOU'RE JUST LIKE THERE'S GOT TO
14:26BE SOMETHING.
14:27NO.
14:28NO.
14:29NO.
14:30NO.
14:31NO.
14:32NO.
14:33IT'S ALL HORRIBLE.
14:34EXCELLENT ANALOGY.
14:35IT IS FUNNY WHEN YOU LISTEN
14:37TO THE MEDIA AND ALSO THE
14:38LEADERS DOWN THERE, IT'S LIKE
14:39THEY'RE MAD WHEN YOU POINT OUT
14:40THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SITTING OVER
14:42THERE.
14:43IT'S LIKE IF YOU HAD A JOB
14:45REVIEW AND I GO, KAT, YOU DIDN'T
14:47SHOW UP FOR THE SHOW YESTERDAY.
14:49AND SOMEBODY DIED.
14:50AND SOMEBODY DIED.
14:51YES.
14:52AND YOU'RE LIKE, I KNOW, BUT YOU
14:53DON'T NEED TO POINT IT OUT.
14:55DON'T POINT OUT THAT I WASN'T
14:56THERE.
14:57YOU WOULD'VE GOT TO POINT IT OUT.
14:58I THINK YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO POINT IT
15:00ON THE SHOW.
15:01ARGUABLY SLIGHTLY LESS
15:02CONSEQUENTIAL THAN THESE
15:03PEOPLE'S JOBS.
15:04IT WAS AN ANALOGY.
15:05OKAY.
15:06GREAT.
15:07GREAT JOB.
15:08THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SITTING OVER
15:09THERE.
15:10ANALOGY'S GOT ME TO THIS PLACE.
15:12MUCH LIKE A CHAIR.
15:13I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT UP COVID
15:15THAT'S RIGHT.
15:16AND THEN I'M SITTING OVER OF
15:17THE BUSINESSES THAT I CAN PASS
15:18IN THE COUNTRY.
15:19I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
15:20ABOUT IT THAT IS RELEVANT HERE
15:22WHICH IS THAT WITH COVID THAT
15:24WAS A VIRUS WHICH IS SOMETHING
15:25ELSE THAT WE ALL SHOULD HAVE
15:27BEEN TOGETHER.
15:28WE DID THAT FOR MAYBE LIKE TWO
15:29DAYS.
15:30YES.
15:31WE WERE LIKE WE'RE IN THIS
15:32TOGETHER BEFORE THE VIRUS
15:33BECAME POLITICIZED WHERE IF
15:34SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING LIKE I
15:37THINK IT SHOULD BE LEGAL TO GO
15:40OUTSIDE AND GO TO THE BEACH.
15:42IT WAS LIKE OH, WELL, THAT
15:44And it's like, no, but it turns out that was actually true.
15:49So when there's this hyper-politicization of things where it's like,
15:53Brian Stelter, as a human, should be able to look at this and say,
15:56this is disgusting, this is sad, this is wrong,
15:59and we should take a look at how this could not happen again.
16:02It's really sad as a society that for far too many people,
16:05you look at something and you try to think of what political angle or spin you can have on it,
16:10not just for yourself, but to try to take down other people
16:12who might have voted for a different person than you,
16:15that is a really, really sad, horrible thing.
16:17And if I got killed and that was the reaction,
16:19I would crawl out from death and haunt every last one of you.
16:24What a nice thought.
16:27It's a hard ruling.
16:29If that is indeed possible, I will decapitate you when I kill you.
16:34That way you'll have to carry your...
16:35You'd be the first person interviewed, probably.
16:39No, but you know what?
16:40I'll throw them off the scent by volunteering to lead the search.
16:44Right, absolutely.
16:44That always works on forensic files.
16:48Just don't go near the shed.
16:50She never went to the shed.
16:52The Gutfeld show had everything.
16:54And Keith Murray.
16:58What's the host's name?
17:00Keith Morrison.
17:00Keith Morrison.
17:01Quick on the buzzer.
17:03The Fox show.
17:04I wish I could do him.
17:05I've got to shut up and do the next segment.
17:07I want to do an impression of Keith Morrison.
17:10Up next, reason 957 to hate the media.
17:21Did they boo or did they cheer?
17:23Welcome to another media smear.
17:25The president attended the...
17:27Us Open?
17:28What's that?
17:29I'm like...
17:30Us Open?
17:31Go with it.
17:32The U.S. Open in New York on Sunday.
17:35And the media desperately tried to convince us the crowd was anti-Trump.
17:38Roll it, Carlos.
17:41Booze, cheers, divided opinions.
17:43Is this just about tennis?
17:46Or is it a mirror of America's deep political divide?
17:49His arrival met by a mix of booze and cheers from the audience.
17:52But you might not have known it if you were watching on television.
17:56The USTA, the U.S. Tennis Association, asking broadcast outlets to not show booing or protests.
18:02There was a mix of cheers and boos when Trump first walked into Arthur Ashe Stadium.
18:06A little bit later, when he was showed on the Jumbotron, it was more noticeable, the amount of booing.
18:11He is back in deep blue New York City, where the vast majority of residents voted against him.
18:16And tennis attracts a kind of audience that might be a little more liberal than, let's say,
18:21the people that go to the UFC matches that Trump likes to attend.
18:25So even in their criticism, they're admitting Trump walked right into the lion's den.
18:30Biden would never walk into a lion's den, although they rarely eat vegetables.
18:37But...
18:37You're too kind.
18:43But it must have been really bad, right?
18:46Let's see the tape.
18:46Let's see the tape.
18:51That's what they're talking about.
19:11The way they made it out, you thought the audience was being tortured.
19:15And not because they were watching tennis.
19:17But the interesting part, a lot of these outlets won't show you the tape.
19:22They just say a mix of boos and cheers, which is their way of saying mostly cheers.
19:28They claim boos were censored, but won't show you Trump signing hats for fans.
19:34Instead, the headline really should have read Trump surprisingly popular at sporting events
19:38where most of the fans have butlers.
19:39But when it comes to anti-Trump coverage, just use this handy truth-to-media conversion tip.
19:48If they say he was booed, it was maybe 50-50.
19:52If they say he was booed and cheered, he entered like a hero.
19:56And if the media says he was greeted with open arms, it means the view is having a stroke.
20:00So, Chris, it's kind of funny.
20:09It was like because he gets such raucous applause at these other events, the media had to take
20:15this little crumb, this little crumb at the U.S. Open and turn it into a meal.
20:20Like a magic trick.
20:21Yeah.
20:21Yeah.
20:21I got to tell you, it obviously was a slow news day, you know?
20:26Yeah.
20:26There wasn't much going on.
20:27And by the way, whether it was 50-50 or 90-10, whatever it is, at the end of the day,
20:33you're never going to have everybody in a room that's going to go crazy for you.
20:37Not even you.
20:38Not even me.
20:40And definitely not Michael.
20:42Yes.
20:42I love you, Michael.
20:44I love you, Michael.
20:45But, you know, Mother Teresa didn't have everybody.
20:47People did not like Mother Teresa.
20:49She was a real jerk to a lot of people.
20:50Yeah.
20:50For that later.
20:52You can't make everyone happy.
20:55Yeah.
20:55Yeah.
20:55You know?
20:56And that's the thing.
20:56She owes me 50 bucks, by the way.
20:58Absolutely.
20:58For a campfire.
20:59And it was tennis.
21:00She said she gave it to the poor.
21:02And by the way, Trump is an alpha.
21:04Like, you know, the last four years, we didn't have somebody that, you know, had strength and
21:09power.
21:10You think, like, a couple of people, Boingham's going to affect them.
21:12He's going to go out and do something that's going to affect them.
21:15You know what he should do?
21:16Deport all tennis players.
21:18You know, Locke, this must stir some emotions, because you often sleep on public tennis courts.
21:25Does it bother you that many of them have now installed lights for night play?
21:31It does.
21:32It does.
21:33Usually I sleep on clay.
21:36Yeah.
21:37But now I'm transitioning to lawn.
21:41I call it Wimbledon sleeping.
21:43Right.
21:44It's fantastic.
21:46I love that Trump went to this event.
21:49He's a big tennis guy.
21:50He's gone for, like, 40 years.
21:52He's from Queens.
21:53That's what I would have done.
21:54And, like, oh, no.
21:55Oh, no.
21:56Some of the people from the wine and cheese crowd.
21:59We came all the way from Martha's Vineyard expecting to enjoy the U.S. Open.
22:03I didn't think Trump would be there.
22:05I think you should have ice people, like, with facial recognition technology.
22:11Like, whoever booed when they go home, there's an immigrant family waiting for me.
22:16Right?
22:17Like, I'm freshly back from the open.
22:25Who are you?
22:29Kat, are you surprised how the media framed this?
22:34I've been trying to decide.
22:36Yeah.
22:36I've been trying to decide how they decided to maybe even cover it.
22:41Because when you boil it down, what they're really saying is, reporting live, there are
22:46people in New York who do not like Trump.
22:48Yeah.
22:49Yeah.
22:50Like, we all knew that.
22:51Everybody knew that.
22:52He knew that, I'm sure, walking in there, that that was going to be the case.
22:55So I don't understand how it received so much coverage.
22:58Yeah.
22:59You could actually say, we're live from the U.S. Open.
23:01There are people here.
23:03Yeah, exactly.
23:04Anyway, yeah, absolutely.
23:06Trump, Trump is controversial.
23:08Did anybody know that?
23:09It's been going on for how many years now?
23:12Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
23:13You know, Brian, tennis is boring, so you must love it.
23:16Right.
23:17I appreciate that athleticism.
23:19I would love for an American to be good, like they used to be good.
23:22Americans bad at tennis?
23:23I don't know.
23:24We're not trying.
23:24No.
23:25Because we find it boring as a nation.
23:26We've adjusted to pickleball.
23:28Much more exciting, less movement.
23:29Yeah.
23:30And they love Trump.
23:31Right.
23:31He's got the pickleball people in the palm of his hand.
23:34He does.
23:35And more.
23:36We're going to have to blow the commercial and go into more pickleball talk.
23:39But I bring you to Stephanie Ruhl, a woman that's never been quoted on Gutfeld, who's
23:43on MSNBC.
23:44She said, I was there.
23:46I didn't witness him being booed.
23:48And the delay was not a big deal, because they had to delay 50 minutes because of Secret
23:51Service had to do the whole stadium.
23:54Because the day was about great tennis.
23:56The president was there, too.
23:57So you know that she would have taken a shot if she should.
24:00She was just being honest.
24:00But there's two things that stand out with me.
24:02And this is going to you're going to say at the end of the show, that B block, Brian,
24:06you were remarkable.
24:07He goes to New York, where he's not popular.
24:13He's got 40 percent, probably.
24:15And then he also is trying to save cities who pretty much didn't vote for him.
24:20He's trying to go to the inner cities and try to bring security and bring down crime for
24:24the people that want to work and are victims of crime, like the people that get stabbed
24:27on trains.
24:28Rich people don't stay on trains at rush hour.
24:31They're in cars.
24:32They're in their own car or a car service.
24:34So, again, Trump goes, I'm going to go.
24:36I don't care what's going to happen.
24:37I'm just going to do the right thing.
24:38He loves sports.
24:40What do you think?
24:41No.
24:41There was nothing remarkable about that.
24:49Nothing.
24:51I mean, seriously, I got nothing out of it.
24:54So you're disappointed.
24:55No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm remarkably disappointed.
25:01So thank you for that.
25:03Up next, Don Lemon's pitiful existence.
25:05Are you as dumb as a dog?
25:18Part two.
25:25Hold your applause.
25:27I like doing that after they applaud.
25:29Remember, when life gives you Don Lemon, put arsenic in your lemonade.
25:32Tonight, in Are You as Dumb as a Dog?
25:36Part two.
25:36Part-time busboy, full-time ass, Don Lemon, hit the streets at NYC interviewing random
25:41people, and he met his match.
25:43Roll it, Phyllis.
25:45How you doing, sir?
25:46Good.
25:47Can we talk to you?
25:47Where are you from?
25:49You live in New York?
25:50Who are you?
25:50Don Lemon.
25:51You're a f***ing moron, dude.
25:53So are you.
25:55Yeah, nice to see you.
25:56Except you've never heard anything I've had to say, and I've heard a whole bunch of what
25:59you've had to say.
25:59I'm glad you watch me.
26:01No, I don't.
26:02Why?
26:02You just get clipped everywhere.
26:04I know, but why don't you?
26:05You said you don't watch me, but yet you know who I am, and I get clipped.
26:09Before I realized that CNN and MSNBC were full of s***, every once in a while I'd see
26:13you f***ing.
26:13What do you watch?
26:15I watch all sorts of stuff.
26:17Yeah, but why do you say CNN and MSNBC are full of s***?
26:19Because they lie.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Seems like a smart man.
26:23Here's more.
26:25That's why I said you're a moron to begin with.
26:27You're a f***.
26:27Why would you call me a moron?
26:28You're a moron.
26:29Why would you want to insult me?
26:31Because it just comes out, man.
26:33Because you are a rising crazy.
26:36Because you're big and think that you're something, man.
26:40What do you mean I'm big and I think that I'm supposed to not think that I'm anything?
26:44What are you talking about?
26:45You're welcome to think that you're something.
26:47And what do you think you are?
26:48Oh, I'm just me.
26:49You've had a platform.
26:51I'm just me.
26:51Why would you insult people like that?
26:54I wouldn't dare ever walk up to someone on the street and call them an idiot.
26:57It's really interesting that you'd say that you'd never walk up to somebody and insult
27:01them.
27:02Yeah, I walked up to you and I said, what do you think about the state of the world?
27:04And you said, you're Don Lemon.
27:06And you said, you're a moron.
27:07No, no, no.
27:08Yes, you did.
27:08Did he not say that?
27:10That's exactly what you said.
27:10I said, who are you?
27:12No, he's not on tape.
27:13I said, who are you?
27:15The guy's right.
27:16You walked up to him.
27:20This might be the best work Don has ever done.
27:25More.
27:27Do you have anything interesting to say to you?
27:29I think this is very interesting right now because you're not making any sense.
27:34And so far, you're not able to defend yourself.
27:36I'm not trying to defend myself.
27:38I called you a moron.
27:40And I don't need to defend that because it's accurate.
27:42You have an issue that you have to insult other people in order to feel better about
27:46yourself.
27:46That I insult Don Lemon to make me feel better about myself.
27:52You have to insult other people.
27:53It has nothing to do with me.
27:54No, no, no.
27:54Because I would never in a million years.
27:56Let me tell you this.
27:57I would never in a million years walk up to anybody, whether I knew them or not, or agree
28:02with them politically or not, and call them a moron before I even knew who they were
28:07or anything came out of their mouths.
28:08Well, you just called me a moron immediately.
28:10I never called.
28:11Did I call him a moron?
28:12It's on the tape.
28:14Yes, you did.
28:16And you called everybody racist from your little perch, you jackass.
28:20Finally, a surprise you didn't see coming.
28:22He's a racist.
28:23He's a racist.
28:23He's a racist.
28:24He's a racist.
28:24I'm a racist?
28:26No, he's a racist.
28:27Yeah.
28:27Yeah, don't waste your time with him.
28:29He said you're a racist.
28:30He said you're a racist.
28:31Yeah, don't waste your time with me.
28:32I'm a racist.
28:33Yeah.
28:33I think he's racist.
28:34I've got your time.
28:35Come on.
28:36Come here.
28:36Tell me why.
28:37Why won't you?
28:38I'm mad because Trump won.
28:40And let's go.
28:41I'm not mad because Trump won.
28:42Anyway, nice to meet you.
28:43Go find a library.
28:44Go find.
28:45Hey, let me tell you.
28:46Go find a library.
28:47Come here.
28:47Go find a library.
28:49And there's a bookstore right there.
28:51Are you kidding me?
28:52Not with somebody else's.
28:59Michael, you're a homeless guy.
29:01Yeah.
29:02I mean, if he walked up to you in the street, that guy is amazing.
29:07Yeah, that's how you do it.
29:09And I am homeless, which is a bonus, which means I'm already home.
29:13Yeah.
29:14Like, when everyone else is in traffic, I'm already there.
29:21This was a clinic that this guy put on.
29:24You know, that's how you calmly dismantle Don Lemon.
29:28You go at it.
29:28And really, for Don Lemon, it was the most Pee-wee Herman-esque thing ever.
29:33Like, we lost Pee-wee recently, but he's living on through Don Lemon.
29:37I'm like, I'm not a moron, you're a moron.
29:42But I never called you a moron.
29:46I know you are, Greg, but what am I?
29:51Kat, I kind of like the fact that Don Lemon thinks as an anchor that he has this thing handled.
29:57You know, and the guy just, like, flips it on him, and he's, that guy has no TV experience, I think.
30:03Yeah.
30:04I was, I almost had the Keith Morrison voice in my head watching.
30:08I was like, oh, no.
30:11This is not going well for Don Lemon.
30:15But it went really well for me.
30:16Yeah.
30:17And I'll tell you why.
30:17Because sometimes I will interact with people who are saying hateful things to me on the internet.
30:22And I'm like, why'd I do that?
30:23I wasted my time, shouldn't have done that.
30:24But you got Don Lemon getting up, getting out of bed, putting on a collared shirt to go do it in person.
30:31That's way more embarrassing.
30:33And he didn't even do a good job.
30:35And he's doing, and he thinks this is successful because it's on our show.
30:38It's like, no, we're making, we're laughing at you, Don.
30:41I will give him a compliment, though, because there's no stains at all on that shirt.
30:45Yeah.
30:46Yeah.
30:46That's surprising.
30:47But you know what?
30:48Why would he wear something so white?
30:50I thought whites were racist.
30:51With the worst.
30:52I like how he says, never in a million years would he insult somebody.
30:56His show was nothing but just demonizing people.
30:59And that guy represents the audience who feels as though MSNBC and CNN had a point.
31:03And they realized they all had an agenda.
31:06And I think that's the anger you're seeing.
31:07I'll be real quick.
31:09Bill Maher, Chris Cuomo, Don Lemon.
31:10The only time they really get airtime, although Bill Maher I think is exceptional,
31:13is when they are open to a conservative point of view.
31:17That's when they get clicks.
31:18That's when they make news.
31:19And they're all three are left alone in the wilderness with 0.1 ratings until they bring
31:24up something like this.
31:25So he's willing to sacrifice his self-esteem for clicks.
31:29So he's got paid off that.
31:30That's how he makes a living now.
31:32Yeah.
31:33Well, at least he's making a living, Chris.
31:35I mean, talk about fighting down.
31:37Yeah.
31:38Of course, I'm talking about the guy that called Lemon a moron.
31:40Yes.
31:46Obviously, he's very desperate for attention.
31:48He needs to be on Guttel show.
31:50Yeah.
31:51Would you ever have him on as a guest?
31:53I don't know.
31:54Would we have him on?
31:55I don't think so.
31:56I don't think so.
31:56I was just curious.
31:57I don't even think we know what his name is.
31:59Yeah.
32:00The guy on the street.
32:00Oh, the guy on the street.
32:02Oh, I would have the guy on the street.
32:05But he called me guy on the street.
32:07Who did you think I was talking about?
32:08I thought you were talking about Don Lemon.
32:09No, he's done.
32:11No, I would definitely have that guy on.
32:14That guy's great.
32:15And he has an accent.
32:16Yeah.
32:18All right.
32:18That guy would be a perfect host for Fox and Friends when they get.
32:28When they clean house.
32:31Really?
32:32Is that a mental note?
32:33Because you said it out loud.
32:33Yeah.
32:35All right.
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32:40I thought you meant Don Lemon.
33:12I thought you meant Don Lemon.
33:16So, you said it out loud.
33:18Yeah.
33:20And I thought you meant Don Lemon.
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