00:00I actually want your advice if that's okay. My daughter Jenny, she's going out with a lovely boy who's, how can I say, he's not like me, he's kind of more like you, if that makes sense.
00:21Okay. Yeah, and I'm just wondering what to do, to be honest. I'm not experienced in that type of thing, you know, where she's dating someone different, shall we say?
00:33Okay, so your daughter is in an interracial relationship.
00:39Yeah, that's the word. Yes, interracial relationship. Yeah. And what I want to know is, I mean, we're going to invite him over for dinner at the weekend.
00:48And several things have occurred to me. What do we do? I mean, obviously, we have to do a curry, I guess. Yes.
00:55But I'm not sure about the strength of the curry. Is it Korma? Is it Madras? Is it Vindula? I mean, what would you suggest would go down well for someone who's of that persuasion?
01:06I think, if you're honest with me, I think whatever you guys do would be enough. I'm pretty sure that he's a respectable person.
01:12And I think you guys just make whatever you guys are good at making. And then...
01:18Oh, right. Oh, okay.
01:19If he doesn't like it, then he doesn't like it. But I feel like you guys should just be you.
01:24Yeah, I mean, I've never made... We've never made that type of food before, if I'm honest with you.
01:29So I was thinking of maybe cheating, getting a takeaway and bringing it back. Or I suppose I could make it.
01:34Or I don't know whether it would be too much to ask whether, you know, you'd be able to help make something like that. Would you possibly?
01:39I want me to make that.
01:41Well, I mean, I'd help you and I'd pay you for the ingredients, obviously, because I haven't got a clue. You see, I'm just clueless when it comes to...
01:47I can't cook. I can't cook.
01:48Oh, okay. Fair enough. Okay. Okay. Well, okay. I thought it was worth asking.
01:51So you think I should just cook it myself and add whatever spices I think is good. Yes? Is that what you're saying?
01:57The thing is, you don't need to particularly make a curry. You can make whatever you want.
02:01So I could do fish and chips?
02:03Yeah, I'm pretty sure you'd like fish and chips. Everyone wants to do it.
02:05With a curry sauce? With a curry sauce?
02:10Over the chips?
02:11If you like curry sauce, you have curry sauce.
02:13No, I can't stand it myself. No, not at all.
02:16But apart from the food, I mean, I think I hear what you're saying.
02:19You know when you came to dinner that time, you know, a few months ago, we had a lovely evening,
02:23and you were about, what, 30 minutes late?
02:26Is that customary to be 30 minutes late?
02:28I mean, should I invite him 30 minutes earlier to make sure he's on time,
02:31or is it something you people sort of do as a natural thing?
02:36I think I was at a funeral when I was late.
02:41Were you? Oh, I thought it was some sort of custom that, you know, you always turn up late.
02:48No?
02:49No, not really.
02:52Oh, okay, okay.
02:53So, normal time, if I say 8 o'clock, it's 8 o'clock, is that right?
02:57Other thing, while we're here, dress sense.
03:00Now, do I wear what I normally wear, or do I go out and buy sort of a caftan type thing, you know,
03:08and put something on my head?
03:09Or is it okay to just wear my normal jeans, t-shirts, and jumpers? What do you think?
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