00:00Any of you, speaking of YouTube, everybody's second favorite tube?
00:06Anybody watch this YouTube series?
00:09What's everyone's first favorite tube?
00:12If you know, you know.
00:14The London tube?
00:17I don't know.
00:19What's that?
00:19Is that their train?
00:20The tube?
00:21The tube.
00:21They call it the tube.
00:22That's a good name.
00:24Yeah.
00:25Better than the subway, right?
00:27The subway is pretty good, too.
00:32What about meat?
00:34In Chicago, they call it the L.
00:38Does it stand for something?
00:41It's elevated.
00:42It's not underground like a subway.
00:43It's elevated off the E-L-L.
00:46A lot of people think it's just the L, but no, it's E-L-L.
00:50Yeah, Chicago's terrible.
00:52Yeah, great city.
00:57The Dolphins released a YouTube video series yesterday, debuted, called Under the Sun.
01:05I don't know if any of you watched it or saw clips of it yesterday.
01:09I didn't watch it.
01:10I saw a lot of hubbub about it.
01:11I didn't watch it.
01:13Yesterday was episode one, a behind-the-scenes look of training camp, preseason team activities.
01:19I kind of cycled through it, so I didn't watch the entire thing, but they have it clipped
01:24up into whatever they're focusing on, like segments almost.
01:28I thought some of it was cool.
01:29Tua in his car, driving to camp, then driving home from camp.
01:34I would watch a show of just Tua in his car talking.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38Give me that with Joe Zagacki.
01:40Is it like hard knocks?
01:43Yeah.
01:43Is it football and people?
01:45So it's like a team-made hard knocks.
01:49Yeah.
01:51It was fine.
01:52I mean, if you're a big Dolphins fan, I think you would like it.
01:55It's not groundbreaking stuff here.
01:57I thought the production was good, but a lot of what they're using is just like the public
02:01player interviews that are already available, and they just mix it in with highlights and
02:06behind-the-scenes footage.
02:07If you want to get a good look at what the Dolphins facility looks like, have you never been?
02:12Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:15Then I think you'll really enjoy it.
02:17So the highlight was Tua driving in a car?
02:20Yeah.
02:21Tua drives a Ford.
02:22That fascinated me.
02:24Yeah.
02:24That does fascinate me.
02:25Yeah.
02:25It's a truck.
02:26I'm sure.
02:27It's one of those big trucks.
02:28But didn't we see in hard knocks, didn't we see Mike McDaniel driving to the facility
02:33at like 3 a.m. or something?
02:37I think I do remember that.
02:38Yeah.
02:38Is he driving like a Jag or a Maybach?
02:43Oh, he's going to show up.
02:46Was it Rolls?
02:46Yeah.
02:47He used to show up.
02:48I don't know if he had a driver or not.
02:50He used to show up for the flights, team flights, in a Rolls.
02:53And, you know, I had to park three miles away and walk.
02:57Mike McDaniel pulls right up to the plane in a Rolls.
03:01Fire.
03:01I know exactly where.
03:02The parking lot across the street?
03:04Yeah.
03:05Yeah, man.
03:06A lot of blunts would smoke there.
03:08A legend.
03:12A legend.
03:13No, no.
03:14That's the truth.
03:23Hey, guys.
03:25The Tush Push.
03:27We're one sleep away from the Tush Push returning.
03:30Eagles play tomorrow.
03:31I'm sure we'll see it at some point.
03:32You saw it officially as a presenting sponsor now?
03:36I think I did see that.
03:40It's genius.
03:42That's smart marketing.
03:44Dude wipes.
03:46Yeah.
03:46The wipes that our guests are tailored to do.
03:49They're called dude wipes.
03:51They're ass wipes, though.
03:53It's what they are.
03:53And they have sponsored the Tush Push.
03:57Genius marketing.
03:59I like it.
04:00They're really just baby wipes.
04:03I imagine all these wipes are just pretty much wipes.
04:06Yeah, disinfectant baby wipes.
04:08Stented, soapy, moist towelette.
04:11That's what it is.
04:13It's a towelette.
04:14The thing is, once you go wipes, you can never go back.
04:22Admittedly, I've tried because there was a minute where everyone was like, oh, toilet paper is bad for you.
04:29It's the whole concept is ridiculous to use dry paper.
04:35And so it was like, oh, you got to have wipes.
04:37And I tried for like, you know, a half a pack of wipes.
04:41I just bailed on it.
04:43I need toilet paper.
04:44I'm 55 years old.
04:46I know what's going on down there.
04:47I need my old.
04:48Give me my angel soft.
04:50I'm good to go.
04:51I don't need all this cutesy stuff.
04:53White don't rhyme with back.
04:55It's black.
04:56We know the phrase.
04:58And I don't like the wipes because it gives you the moist butt.
05:01I like the toilet paper.
05:03Right.
05:03Yeah, I don't want the moist butt.
05:05I can tell you guys didn't grow up with a bidet.
05:07I want the moist butt.
05:09I have that now.
05:10So I love the dryer feature.
05:13The little dryer that comes out.
05:15Yeah.
05:17I can't get off a toilet anymore without drying.
05:20And now, you know, and if I'm not home or in the master bedroom, like it just, I feel
05:29like I haven't completed the task because I haven't had the drying sensation.
05:35I don't like to play with the old Sphinxster like that.
05:40Ah, yes.
05:41The Sphinxster.
05:42The Sphinxster.
05:43What's it called?
05:43Sphinxster?
05:44Famous in Egypt.
05:44The Sphinx.
05:45Yeah.
05:45You got it.
05:46Hawk, I hate to tell you this, and I'm perhaps revealing a little too much TMI here, but you're
05:58not as clean as you should be just using TP wipes.
06:03I got you.
06:05That's like the that's the whole selling point on it.
06:08But I just disagree with it because I know I'm the cleanest person on this show.
06:12I've been around you all.
06:14I'm by far the cleanest person on the show.
06:17And you just got to wipe more aggressive with the toilet paper.
06:19Exactly.
06:20Yeah.
06:22Strong wipe.
06:23Everybody's so soft nowadays.
06:25Yeah.
06:26Charming with the bears.
06:28I mean, what are we doing?
06:30You're bears.
06:31Yeah.
06:31You're worried about your butt.
06:33Hey, you got, you got burrs all up and down your fur.
06:37Yeah.
06:39Ticks.
06:40You're full of ticks.
06:42Ticks.
06:43What are we doing here?
06:44It's the softest bear family I've ever seen in my life.
06:48You got to go, you got to go deep.
06:50Those bears aren't going to maul anybody.
06:53I mean, like what, what are we doing?
06:56Very rarely do the bears get the bottom bunk.
07:01A bear with a rash.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Get out of here.
07:06Rash.
07:06I mean, they're playing in poison ivy.
07:08That worked out as well as I thought it would.
07:20Some AFC East news, by the way.
07:22I know the dolphins don't play the jets until week four, but this is significant.
07:26Jets right guard, Elijah Vera Tucker, not Isaiah, Elijah Vera Tucker.
07:31He suffered a significant arm injury in practice today.
07:35Apparently it might require surgery, but something to keep note of as the dolphins continue on their slate this season.
07:45All right.
07:46You guys saw today, Mike McDaniel spoke to the media.
07:50Dolphins supposed to have a practice and it looks like Darren Waller was being held out of practice and was just going through a walkthrough.
07:59What's going on there?
08:00I understand a veteran day veterans get veteran days, but if you haven't done much of anything and it's a new team and you haven't played for season and a half, like week one, we're doing veteran days.
08:14I think that they're trying to move, like let him in slowly and he's not progressing like they thought he would.
08:23But isn't that amazing?
08:24Like, like let him in slowly.
08:26It's September 3rd and he still needs a veteran day after missing essentially all of camp.
08:35He hasn't played in over a year.
08:36But I mean, he wasn't Jabba the Hutt.
08:41Like, like, you know, like my point is that he wasn't off for six years and joined a commune and was eating peanut butter sandwiches like he was in pretty good shape.
08:53Hey, listen, he's a tight end.
08:55He's not running fly routes.
08:57I mean, hey, what is he?
09:00He's winded.
09:00I mean, come on.
09:01I'll go out on a limb and say that McDaniel and Chris Greer didn't plan on him not being ready to practice today.
09:09I think it's just a wrench that has been thrown into the to the situation, the reality of the situation.
09:17Yes, I think I think they thought he'd be ready.
09:19And then they didn't want to throw him into joint practices because they didn't want him to play football against other grown men.
09:25I don't get the whole concept of that, but I just don't think he's ready to play.
09:28He's a bonus.
09:31I'm telling y'all, I'll bet his over week five.
09:36Right.
09:36But he's listed as the number one tight end on a depth chart.
09:40Like, normally, you don't want that guy to replace John who Smith, he's the guy that's set to replace your most productive offensive member.
09:50Who's number two on the depth chart, Solana?
09:54The greatest Dolphins tight end in recent history, Julian Hill.
09:58Of course.
09:58Let's rename him Underhill.
10:01Take all his unders.
10:03Julian Underhill.
10:05Anything else?
10:06Because I want to get the Brady Quinn on time.
10:08I bet he wipes aggressively.
10:12I think there's some residue left on his hands.
10:15The ball slides right off.
10:18He jumps off sides.
10:20He swipes before he's done.
10:21All right, guys.
10:26Your weather right now in South Florida.
10:29It is very, very cloudy, very rainy, very wet.
10:34That's your weather.
10:36There are no Julian Hill player props.
10:38I'm looking at it right now.
10:39I did see, I saw, I think on hard rock, anytime touchdown, plus 500, Julian Hill, which is ridiculously high.
10:50Because there's no reception or receiving props for him.
10:56Anytime touchdown.
10:57Yeah.
10:57Julian Hill.
10:58Plus 600.
11:00Plus 600.
11:01That's ridiculous.
11:01It should be like plus 10,000.
11:03I mean, this guy.
11:03It's low, you mean.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Low.
11:05Excuse me.
11:06Yeah.
11:06Alec Ingold, by the way.
11:08Hawk.
11:08Plus 1,000.
11:09Tobin and I were kind of just.
11:11They're begging me not to take that.
11:13Doing a little, a little research for our anytime touchdown prop.
11:17We always do one guy every season.
11:18It might be Alec Ingold this year.
11:21Wow.
11:22That's not a bad bet, man.
11:24At plus 1,000.
11:25So if I put 1,000 on that, what does that pay?
11:2910,000?
11:35You got me.
11:37It's like the easiest math problem.
11:39Not a single person here knows the answer.
11:42Y'all know Alec Ingold has played for six years and scored two touchdowns.
11:51He's a captain.
11:53He's due.
11:54Don't yell he's a captain when I tell you he scores a touchdown every three years.
12:00Got the C.
12:05Huh?
12:06He's got the C.
12:07He's a captain.
12:12I can't wait to get to that age where I just blurt out everything angrily.
12:22You're to that age.
12:24You're 12 times.
12:26Let me get a bagel.
12:27A what?
12:27A bagel.
12:30Fellas.
12:3290 games played.
12:34You're not talking me out of this bet.
12:36This bet is easy money.
12:38Two touchdowns.
12:39He scores a touchdown every 45 games played.
12:44I might bet him multiple touchdowns.
12:52I like that.
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