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00:00E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!
00:19Hello everyone and welcome to E-C-W!
00:30On the only network that prefers possum as pie filling, TNN.
00:40We are here in Toledo, Ohio!
00:48I'm Joey Stiles!
00:55And well, well,
01:01it is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel.
01:07I don't have a line tonight.
01:13Joey, I don't have a line tonight.
01:22Well, make something up.
01:26Joey, I don't have a line tonight.
01:33I didn't think of one during my airline flight.
01:38But if I didn't do a nickname, it just wouldn't be right.
01:43And the girls I f*** here in Toledo are always nice and tight!
01:50Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go
02:20This is a little strange, so, you know, run with it.
02:37They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
02:43Well, Justin Credible, you stole my look.
02:47You stole my girl.
02:50You stole my title.
02:54Two days ago, you called me on the telephone, and you quoted one of my heroes to me.
03:04You said, there's a warning sign on the road ahead.
03:10There's a lot of people saying we'd be better off dead.
03:15I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them.
03:20So I try to forget it any way I can.
03:25And right then and there, I realized, Justin, that you could never be me.
03:30Because when they call you Satan, it bothered you.
03:34When they called me Satan, I enjoyed it.
03:38So it is written, and so it is written.
03:43I told you.
03:43Can it be you turned out?
03:51I thought I could never be.
03:55Oh, not you.
04:20I'm talking about the bitch with the belt.
04:25And just incredible King's Raven right between the eyes.
04:55That's incredible.
05:02Raven's spine compressed by the World Heavyweight Champion Just Incredible.
05:11Here comes Tommy Dream.
05:13And notice Just Incredible and Francine wanted no part of the Innovator of Violence.
05:20But Just Incredible did not get away.
05:24He's been avoiding Tommy Dreamer since Hardcore Heavy 2000.
05:29Dreamer wants to tear into Francine and the World Heavyweight Champion.
05:34And now the U.S. male Scotty Anton is attacking Raven.
05:46And these two have a stormy relationship that goes back a long way.
05:52I thought the postman only knocks once.
05:55The U.S. male Scotty Anton knocked Raven in the head about eight times.
05:59Now he's giving him the slap.
06:01And now Cyrus being the empty dude, the coward that he is is thumping Raven when he's down.
06:08What do you think you're doing, huh?
06:09Are you out of your mind?
06:11What are you doing, idiot?
06:13I'm the network.
06:14Do you know what I am?
06:15The extreme official H.C. Lowe.
06:16What are you doing?
06:17I'm standing up to the network.
06:20Good for you.
06:21And Scotty Anton blindsides H.C. Lowe.
06:24And now Scotty Anton is locking on his version of the Sharpshooter.
06:37Do you wanna give, huh?
06:38H.C. Lowe.
06:39Come on, you little bastard.
06:41Spindles are mutilated.
06:42And it looks to me like he's going postal.
06:45Come on.
06:46Do you wanna give, huh?
06:47Come on, you little bastard.
06:49Going postal at the hands of the US mail.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Let me just remind everyone that we're here tonight to give you the clap.
07:10Come on, kid, that's your gimmick.
07:13Show him the gimmick.
07:14This gimmick is shameless even for this two-bit network.
07:17I don't wanna see this gimmick.
07:19I don't wanna see this gimmick.
07:20I don't wanna see this gimmick.
08:22Uncommanded, the Sandman challenges the world television champion, Rhino.
08:34Quick Wreck is dead.
08:35It seems like you're in the wrong company, Jack.
08:40You picked the wrong day to piss me off.
08:45Hey, hey, Paisan.
08:47Paisan?
08:48You ain't no Paisan.
08:50You're just a cheap ripper for my Italian heritage.
08:53Hey, I never took nothing from nobody.
08:56I'm full-blooded.
08:57You're full-blooded Italian?
08:59Well, I'll tell you what.
09:00Let's see how full-blooded Italian you are.
09:02I got something for you.
09:04Let's see if you can handle it.
09:06Paisan.
09:07I'm full-blooded.
09:17I'm full-blooded.
09:18I'm full-blooded.
09:20I'm full-blooded.
09:23Keep hitting those ropes, kid.
09:25The only way you're going to be full-blooded is after taking a full bottle of Faiac.
09:30Wasn't that kid Tony Marinara in WCW?
09:34You mean he jumped just to be Little Guido's understudy?
09:38I wouldn't know.
09:38I've stopped watching WCW.
09:41But after all, Little Guido is the most influential New York Italian in this business.
09:47You think so?
09:48Well, except for the one guy with the beard in Atlanta.
09:52Which guy is that?
09:53You know, the guy that runs with Quigeti Silo and Kennesaw.
09:56You mean Murray?
10:00Yeah.
10:02No, he was Italian.
10:03His opponent, he weighs in a night at 203 pounds.
10:08And hails from Johnson City, Tennessee.
10:13Did Cash!
10:18Kid Cash has been racking up a string of victories recently here in Extreme Championship Wrestling.
10:25But he's giving up 200 pounds to Grimes of the Baldies.
10:31Nicely brought by Kid Cash.
10:33Ducks the clothesline as he did the elbow.
10:36Tilted with a flying headscissors.
10:38And that's the strategy Cash has to employ.
10:41It's the hit run.
10:42He's got to be elusive yet abusive.
10:45Double springboard and takes Grimes over yet again.
10:50He's got to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
10:56Reversal.
10:59Kid Cash's boot slipped on the top rope.
11:03It almost seemed like he was overanxious to go to the air once again.
11:07And it may have cost him dearly.
11:12Oh, my God!
11:15What in the hell was that?
11:17Grimes adding to his arsenal.
11:20Grimes looking to add another asset to his portfolio.
11:25He's the CEO of Hardcore, don't you know?
11:27And he's not going to sell Kid Cash short.
11:30Says it's just another day at the office.
11:35Spinning leg drop by Grimes.
11:37You know, people don't give Grimes enough credit.
11:39They think all he's good for is throwing himself off of balconies.
11:44Trying to emulate Nujek at 400 pounds.
11:47Kid Cash knows better.
11:49That's why he did what he did.
11:50Getting on that top rope like a cowboy, baby.
11:53Cover, two, and no.
11:57Kid Cash halting his leapfrog in midair to drive Grimes into the canvas.
12:04Another reversal now.
12:06Clothesline ducked.
12:07Cash got caught.
12:10Nice counter by Grimes to the Tilt-A-Roll Flying Head Sisters.
12:15He got caught by the Fordham Road badass, the Baldy Grimes.
12:20And Grimes has unleashed at least three or four new moves here tonight on TNN.
12:30The 400-pounder charges and misses and tumbles all the way to the floor.
12:36And that's going to give Kid Cash a break that he desperately needs right now.
12:40Keep your eye on Cash.
12:42He's out of his mind.
12:47Less than a minute ago, Cash damn near broke his neck trying to springboard off that very
12:54same top rope.
12:56So what does he do?
12:57He tries it again, this time over concrete, not canvas.
13:01Kid Cash is money.
13:06Cash again going up top.
13:08Great extension of the high cross body, but he got caught by Grimes, who drove him face
13:18first into the canvas with a modified neck breaker.
13:24Grimes came here tonight to wrestle.
13:26And he's using his 200-pound weight advantage for all it's worth now, standing on Cash.
13:35200 pounds, that could be another competitor.
13:39This is virtually a handicap match.
13:42Let's just hope that Cash doesn't wind up handicapped.
13:44And they do it.
13:47Grimes, with 400 pounds behind it, drives his chrome dome of a skull into the groin of Kid Cash.
13:56That'll give you a sack like Tom Green's.
14:00Grimes charges and misses.
14:03Cash with the hood and Konrada nicely done.
14:10But he may have smacked the back of his own head on the canvas.
14:17Grimes had the second attempt, well scouted, and flapjacks Cash.
14:23That's usually a double-team maneuver.
14:25But as you said, Grimes is a tag team all by himself.
14:30And Cash was flat.
14:33And now the 400-pounder is going up top himself.
14:37And that does not bode well for Kid Cash.
14:43Grimes misses the somersault senton attempt.
14:47Kid Cash trying to pull himself up using the top rope.
14:52Cash is up, and so is Grimes.
14:55Body scissors, Cash takes him over.
14:58He stunned Grimes.
14:59He got the three.
15:01What an upset.
15:02Kid Cash defeats Grimes.
15:03Welcome back to ECW on the Deliverance Channel.
15:08Here's your OneWrestling.com replay of what Tanaka did to Bulls Mahoney last week.
15:17Swinger.
15:18Swinger.
15:19Swing.
15:22Simon has a problem.
15:24You're not even dressed.
15:26We have a match tonight.
15:27We have to go through a little strategy session.
15:28I have to tell you everything, and Simon says turn off the fan.
15:35What are you doing?
15:37I'm posing for one of my biggest fans.
15:42Listen, I'm the brains here of this operation.
15:46I tell you what to do, and then you do it.
15:49And we win.
15:50Don't you see...
15:53That my fan...
15:55Is blowing me?
15:58Don't sing it.
16:02Swing it.
16:10I wonder why I always have a problem.
16:12Out of one comedy act, into the next.
16:14Who'd I ever piss off from this company to get this?
16:16This is disgusting.
16:18This oil, aren't we supposed to stand beside Simon all the time?
16:23Look at this. Look at the oil. This is disgusting.
16:28It's going to be my hair. It's gross.
16:35The Sicilian shooter Little Guido leading the young man
16:39formerly known as Tony Marinara in WCW to the ring.
16:45Look at the vascularity, Joey. Tony Marinara?
16:49They should call this kid Muscles Marinara.
16:52Did you see what he was doing with those elastic, flexy, broke thins?
16:57I taught him that.
16:58You didn't say Muscles Marinara, did you?
17:01Yeah, and I'm hungry. Did you order out yet?
17:04We could call him Carlo Carbonara, Paulie Pesto.
17:10I'm the best son of a bitch. Come on!
17:12You big funny guy! Where's Whipwreck? Where is he?
17:16Wanna put on fire, baby? Come on!
17:24You know, Mikey, I would tell you to take a leak on him,
17:29but you might put out the fire.
17:31You almost got your ass kicked.
17:38Gimmick be damned, Big Sal is looking to send that sinister minister straight to hell.
17:46And Mikey Whipwreck had better be leery of the Sicilian shooter at ringside.
17:51Collar and elbow tie upside, headlocked by the newcomer Tony...
17:58Mamalook! Tony Mamalook!
18:01Okay, Mamalook is fine, but I should tell you, this kid was trained to wrestle by Dean Malenka.
18:07And his dietitian is Francesco Rinaldi.
18:11Joel, I'm serious!
18:13And I'm Rova. We make a hell of a tag team.
18:16You know, you're the Mamalook.
18:18Mikey Whipwreck drives Tony Mamalook face first into the canvas.
18:24As the sinister minister looks on, Mikey Whipwreck, a triple crown winner here at ECW,
18:35tries to decapitate this kid.
18:39E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!
18:44Mikey Whipwreck has a myriad of psychological problems.
18:47Mikey Whipwreck, the unholy altar boy, now stalking Toni Mamalook,
18:58as the Sicilian shooter looks on from ringside.
19:04Nice counter, what a DDT by Mamalook cover!
19:10Two, three... seven, two and a half, what a huge upset he would be
19:13would be if tony mamaluke were to defeat former world heavyweight champion mikey whipwreck
19:21guido with the sicilian slice on mikey cover and a kick out
19:31we don't have distracting referee jim molyneux
19:33holy what the hell you gutter mouth you can't say for tnn what the you thinking
20:03this match is gonna continue mikey whipwreck has thrown tony mamaluke back into the ring double underhook
20:22good god
20:28mercifully this matchup is over
20:31and now guido is attacking mikey
20:36the sicilian shooter is stomping mikey whipwreck
20:41reversal on the italian whip elbow to the face
20:49tornado ddt counter whipper-stepper whipper-stepper mikey whipwreck hit his whipper-stepper on guido
21:01the sinister minister is gonna burn guido he's gonna it's big sal big sal wants the sinister minister
21:14and he's got him
21:22powder in the eye powder in the one good eye
21:25tony mamaluke tony mamaluke was shoved into sal and flag as if this kid hasn't suffered enough
21:35i thought this kid was abused in wcw sal still can't see or can he
21:45zel down the more on uh-name
21:50omy
21:51hit r inspect the back of his neck on the steel guard rail that was driven head first into the canvas
22:09Mikey Whipwreck did indeed get the 1-2-3 on the debuting Tony Mameluke.
22:17Take another look at this.
22:20This is after smacking the back of his neck on a steel guardrail.
22:26Tony Mameluke hoped to upset Mikey Whipwreck.
22:30He didn't, but he will live to fight another day, and he should be happy for just that.
22:39And as if all that weren't enough, wrestling in ECW is like flying an airplane.
22:47Any landing you can walk away from must be a good one.
22:52You know, I like to consider myself to be something of an expert on sinning.
22:59Now, there are some sins I like more than others.
23:03In particular, gluttony.
23:06Now, Big Sally Graziano, it's pretty clear to me that you're a glutton.
23:14But I'm not discussing your ravenous appetite, no.
23:19You're a glutton for punishment.
23:22Let's face it.
23:23Every time Mikey Whipwreck gets within striking distance of you, there's a four-alarm fire.
23:30He's burned your face not once, not twice, but three times.
23:36On the other hand, there are some sins which I refuse to grant absolution to.
23:44And one of those sins is stupidity.
23:49Big Sal, you showed the world that you were pretty stupid when you put your hands on me.
23:57And the next time you do it, big boy, you're gonna find out the meaning of the term, spontaneous human combustion.
24:07Padre, you won't smoke up my ass again.
24:11I told you, there's no such thing as spontaneous human combustion.
24:15Mikey, liar, liar.
24:19You see, not only does Mikey get spiritual guidance from yours truly, I light a fire under his ass too.
24:44It's burning my flesh!
24:57My name is Paul Heyman.
24:59And I'm the executive producer and the owner of Extreme Championship Wrestling.
25:03And since this show apparently is gonna make air this week,
25:07I'd like to take this moment to thank you for watching ECW.
25:10You have to be an ECW fan to watch this show because God knows the network has never put out one freaking commercial or one press release to let you know that we're here.
25:19But that's their scheme of things.
25:21You see, in just a few weeks, the network is gonna give a hundred million dollars to Vince McMahon like he needs it to replace us.
25:30In case they haven't thrown us off before then.
25:33And the fact of the matter is, we're not a publicly funded company like Vince McMahon or WCW.
25:40We survive or even thrive on your support.
25:44And for that, we thank you.
25:46Now in an industry where everybody wants to be real, and everybody wants to do a shoot, this my friends, is a shoot.
25:53We hate this stinking network.
25:55We hate their guts for abandoning us.
25:58We hate their guts for not supporting us.
26:00We hate their guts for not advertising us.
26:02And we hate their guts for not having the balls to throw us off the air.
26:06And just in case you're watching this, hey, network, I dare you to throw me off the air.
26:12Cuz I'm gonna break every rule that you put in front of me until you throw me the hell off the air.
26:18Now this, my friends, is a shoot.
26:21You better take that hundred million dollars that you're gonna give Vince McMahon.
26:26And you better spend it on it too easy.
26:30Because I promise you, network, the whole world has just broken.
26:37Still to come, it's the rematch the network feared the most.
26:43Rhino defends the world television title against the Sandman.
26:49I'd like to take this personal time to say hello to all of my executive friends at TNN.
27:00The ones who have been incarcerated for smuggling underage farm animals across state lines for the purposes of sexual gratification.
27:10But at least, while they were doing it, they were safe about it.
27:14They only picked the calves that didn't kick back.
27:18Are you ready to throw us off the air yet, Pete?
27:25Steve Carino leads the network's big effin' deal.
27:30And the ECW world television champion, Rhino, to the ring.
27:36Rhino single-handedly destroyed the Sandman's family at Hardcore Heaven 2000.
27:48And the Sandman is looking for payback.
27:51And the only ECW championship he has never won the world television title tonight here in Toledo.
28:01Take a look at the size of Rhino.
28:10It was at Living Dangerously Live on Pay-Per-View in March that Steve Carino insulted the Sandman's wife and children with language we cannot air here in the world.
28:28With language we cannot air here on TNN.
28:35And then, things went from bad to worse for Lori Fullington.
28:41And here in Toledo, things may be going from bad to worse for Carino and Rhino.
28:56Because while Sandman wants to win the world television title, what he really wants to do is decorate the walls with Rhino's brains.
29:05Back to Living Dangerously, Rhino piledrove to Sandman.
29:19Lori Fullington was then gored through a table and sent to the hospital courtesy of Rhino.
29:26And you can bet the same images we are showing you fans here on TNN are flashing in the Sandman's mind and have been since March.
29:41His music has been playing for a little over a minute and he's already on his second beer.
29:51That's out here.
29:52That's not counting the 12th pack that I saw him take part in, in the back.
29:58His bladder is full of beer.
30:02His lungs are full of tobacco.
30:05And he may look like he's in pretty rough shape.
30:09But he's gonna take it to Rhino.
30:12And he's gonna take it out of Rhino's ass.
30:16Make no mistake about it.
30:21He's carrying a Singapore cape.
30:25He's carrying a weapon.
30:28And he intends on using it.
30:31He's carrying a weapon.
30:41He's carrying a weapon.
30:45Take a look at that stare-down.
30:51It was at Hardcore Heaven Live on Pay-Per-View on Mother's Day
30:56that Rhino destroyed the mother of Sandman's children
31:01and then put that boat through a table.
31:04Laurie Fullington, the Sandman's wife, is now back in the hospital
31:10for the second time in three months, courtesy of Rhino.
31:16Look at the intensity on the Sandman's face.
31:22He took the Sandman's wife, the mother of his children.
31:27If I were the Sandman right now, I would beat the living daylights out of that son of a bitch.
31:34It's about time you show some compassion for someone else.
31:38Compassion and empathy, that's the mother of his children.
31:43Just think about poor Laurie Fullington.
31:46And I'll tag it.
31:48Hack!
31:50Give Tyler his ringlet!
31:52Hack!
31:53Can you put the bedpan under my ass?
31:56Hack!
31:57I mean, jeez, it probably never ends.
32:04I mean if Rhino did something like that to me, I'd have somebody beat him up.
32:09Like, Sandman for example.
32:13If Point was made, take a look at the face of the world television champion.
32:19Rhino does not fear the Sandman.
32:22Rhino does not fear any man walking the face of this planet as well he shouldn't.
32:29He's a juggernaut.
32:31I don't think Rhino fears any army on the face of this planet.
32:36And neither does the Sandman.
32:39If for no other reason, then the alcohol impairs his judgment.
32:43Rhino.
32:44Joey, do you think Rhino took offense to anything I might have said about him getting his ass kicked?
32:53Because if he does, I'll take it back.
32:56I mean, Paul Heyman writes all my material.
32:59Everybody knows I'm heavily coached.
33:01I mean, foul, say something crazy.
33:04Go ahead, play past the heat, why don't you?
33:07You should be a booker someday.
33:09It's the American dream, Dusty Rhodes.
33:14And this may be a fair fight after all.
33:18The Sandman sweeps and misses and down he goes.
33:23And if Carino sticks his nose into this matchup, Dusty Rhodes will smack it clean off his face.
33:33Rhino with a heavy right hand down between the eyes.
33:39Dusty Rhodes has bull roped himself to Steve Carino.
33:43Sandman with an elbow.
33:48Peppering Rhino with lefts and rights.
33:53Carino trying to get the ring again, either to interfere or just to escape the American dream.
33:59Rhino now thrown to the outside.
34:01The Sandman gets chased.
34:04And of course, Dusty Rhodes is out here to protect the back of the Sandman.
34:11Sure, Dusty Rhodes hates the network as much as anybody.
34:14That's not the reason.
34:16Dusty Rhodes has spent 30 years in the wrestling business.
34:21Whiskey Bent and Hellbound.
34:25I didn't know Dusty's rank.
34:30A table has now been thrown into the ring by the Sandman.
34:35Carino still being held at bay by the American dream and a bull rop.
34:41We've got both champion and challenger in the ring along with the table.
34:46And there's the bionic elbow on Steve Carino.
34:53Sandman face first into the top turnbuckle.
34:56Trying to fight his way out of that corner and doing a damn fine job of it.
35:01Sandman now going up.
35:05He takes right over with the Heineken Rana.
35:21The Sandman now flattens that table.
35:25He's gonna pile drive Rhino.
35:27Jack victory now.
35:28Laying out Dusty Rhodes.
35:31The Sandman pile drives Rhino.
35:34He's got Rhino beat.
35:36This may be it.
35:37We may be looking at the crowding of a new world television champion.
35:42Carino gets Kane.
35:45So does Rhino.
35:50And now the Sandman's looking for payback.
35:53And he catches Jack victory as well.
35:58Rhino beats Sandman to the punch that time.
36:03And now the Sandman is being mugged.
36:07Mugged by Rhino and the rest of the network.
36:13The dream.
36:14The dream.
36:15The American dream.
36:16Dusty Rhodes is evening up the odds for the Sandman.
36:20And Dusty's gonna strangle Steve Carino.
36:26Steve Carino!
36:28Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve!
36:30Rhino with a double axe handle on Dusty Rhodes.
36:33And now it's three on two.
36:36This has turned into a three fight.
36:42A gang war pitting ECW against the oppressive network that is TNN.
36:51In comes the Japanese sponsor Tajiri.
36:57And it's three on three.
37:02And right now TNN is looking worse than the rest of its Friday night ratings.
37:09Steve Carino is tied to the tree of woe.
37:12Rhino is still hammering the Sandman.
37:15And Victory is tying Tajiri to the tree of woe.
37:21Rhino now pounding Dusty Rhodes. Tajiri is free.
37:25He's sprayed Jack Victory with the green mist.
37:28Tajiri ducks the clothesline.
37:35Handspring elbow on the World Television Champion.
37:38It comes to US Mail, Scottie Anton.
37:41Now it's four on three in favor of the network.
37:45It may not be 420, but it's about to be four on four.
37:57Rob Van Dam never lost the World Television title.
38:02He handed it over to the network when the network threatened to pull ECW off of national TV.
38:10And in hardcore heaven, live on pay-per-view, his former best friend Scottie Anton, the US Mail,
38:18caused Rob Van Dam to suffer his first walk in over two years.
38:25Rob Van Dam wants a piece of Rhino.
38:28He wants a piece of Scottie Anton.
38:31And he wants a chunk.
38:33He wants to take a huge chunk out of TNN.
38:36And here he comes.
38:40Down goes Jack Victory.
38:43Down goes Steve Torito.
38:47Rhino muscles Van Dam into the corner.
38:53Van Dam whipped into the other corner.
38:55Gets to put up in the face of Scottie Anton.
39:00Leaping side kick on Rhino.
39:03We've got Van Dam and Anton.
39:06What a roundhouse kick.
39:10And Van Dam is going for his five-star frog splash.
39:15And the network just saved Scottie Anton.
39:17Van Dam will not stop until he has destroyed the network.
39:34And there's Jerry Lance.
39:37Where does he stand in all this?
39:39Is he fighting on the side of ECW?
39:42Or is he fighting on the side of the network?
39:44Not for the new episode.
39:48Jerry Lynn could be the deciding factor in this world.
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