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00:00Tonight on Extreme Championship Wrestling,
00:03Dawn Marie struts her way into the headlines.
00:07We have the exclusive on the return of wrestling's hottest sex symbol.
00:13As ECW takes the Friday Night Thrill Zone to the X-Men.
00:30Extreme!
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01:29Hello everyone and welcome to ECW!
01:57On the only network that considers a documentary about incest educational programming, TNN.
02:15We are here in New Orleans, Louisiana.
02:23I'm Joey Stiles.
02:30And well, well, it is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel Seafood Gumbo, Crawfish, Etouffee and Jambalaya.
02:47City of New Orleans, I gotta tell the truth, I cannot tell a liar.
02:54Last night, for 30 minutes, I pounded her, I prodded her, and I pleased her hair pie.
03:03And then I pulled it out, aimed it at her face, and shot it in her eye!
03:12Jambalaya!
03:19Jambalaya!
03:22Jambalaya!
03:23Jambalaya!
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03:38That's right, Joey, you just introduced me as the female fighting phenom.
04:00Unlike any other woman in this locker room, I'm not the average TNA.
04:08My TNA stands for talent and ability.
04:15Unlike any other...
04:38I'm not the average TNA stands for talent and ability.
04:45I'm not the average TNA stands for talent and ability.
05:00I'm not the average TNA stands for talent and ability.
05:15Ever since I've won the ECW World Heavyweight title, I've had Tommy Dreamer chasing me trying
05:27to kick my ass.
05:34Poor Tommy Dreamer.
05:36He's the innocent one, right?
05:39He is the sacrificial lamb of ECW.
05:46Dreamer, right there was another lamb that was slaughtered.
05:53And it was slaughtered because you don't have the balls to get in the ring with the hardcore icon.
06:03So, Dreamer, until you break the silence of the lambs, I will continue my path of destruction.
06:18bullsec current!
06:19His son of a bitch, kill him!
06:20Oh my God!
06:21He got you!
06:22用 one!
06:23He got you!
06:24His sonate, growling�yers, growling媨 AmmateBI!
06:25He never has lain in the pond!
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06:27He got you!
06:28He got you!
06:29He got you!
06:30He's got you!
06:31He's got you!
06:32God damn it!
06:33He's got you!
06:34It's a great attack, 업us gerade, he got you!
06:38We're going to wreck the Weather aquilo, and the look is just.
06:39Well, this is a young man with a hot-ass new gimmick in wrestling.
06:56What's up, buddy?
06:57I love the gimmick.
06:58I love the gimmick.
06:59What you doing?
07:00This is it, brother.
07:01I'm getting ready to kick Raiden's ass.
07:04That's...
07:05You know what, though?
07:06Raiden could be a big ratings getter.
07:08We go after that lazy male demographic, you know, they sit around the house a lot.
07:13Raiden?
07:14Yeah, he gets a part of the network, big ratings getter.
07:17Think so?
07:18Isn't there a way around this somehow?
07:20Well, I guess go out there and just go ahead and just give Raiden the clap.
07:28Well, it's not like he hasn't had the clap before, but I think that's a tremendous idea,
07:32young man.
07:33Go out and get yourself over.
07:34I'm doing it, daddy.
07:36Right here tonight, in one-on-one competition, Raiden takes on the U.S. male Scotty Anton.
07:44Are you okay?
07:45No, of course not.
07:46I got bit in the back of the head by the cane.
07:48Am I okay?
07:49Am I gonna wear my yarmulke on Sunday?
07:51What do you mean, Saturday?
07:53Saturday.
07:54My God.
07:55My God.
07:57Also in tag team competition, the World Heavyweight Champion Justin Credible and a partner of
08:02his choice, take on the innovator of violence and Tommy Dreamer's partner of his choosing.
08:08Last week, right here on TNN, ECW owner and executive producer Paul Heyman and my broadcast
08:13colleague here, Lumpy, were both censored.
08:16Attorneys from both sides have said it's off-limits.
08:20We can't comment here.
08:21However, since Paul Heyman can't appear on his own television show, go figure.
08:25He is responding right now on his website, ECWWrestling.com.
08:31That is not off-limits.
08:33So the controversy continues online.
08:36Right, Lumpy?
08:38Information on the return of Dawn Marie, the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer, and
08:45a dream partner against the World Heavyweight Champion Justin Credible and a dream partner
08:52of his own.
08:54Plus, after the beating Raven received in Toledo, Raven goes for revenge against the network
09:02tonight.
09:03Scott Anton, you went from my WCW one-eyed flunky to a network hired gun.
09:14And if that's the legacy that you want to leave behind, I leave you with this.
09:21The world is full of kings and queens.
09:24They'll blind your eyes and steal your dreams.
09:28It's heaven and hell.
09:30Quote the Ravens, never more.
09:34Joel, what are you doing?
09:36I'm looking for those little white words that they had on me last week.
09:40You don't think they would do that to us again?
09:41Oh, why would they?
09:42After all, TNN harbors no ill feelings towards ECW.
09:47Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
09:50The innovator of violence and a dream tag team partner against the World Heavyweight Champion
09:57and a dream partner of his own.
09:59Plus, vengeance is thine.
10:01Quote the Raven.
10:03Next.
10:04Next.
10:09Next.
10:10Next.
10:13Next.
10:14Next.
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10:46Joey, I hear when you were in college, you got yourself a case of a clap.
10:51All right, that's enough.
10:53By the way, you are misinformed I have never had the clap,
10:56but I do understand Bourbon Street's a great place to get it.
11:01I always used to tell people I was wearing a French ticket.
11:04Maybe they would help people.
11:05I don't care.
11:06God.
11:12Raven makes his way to the ring.
11:15He is looking for revenge for the beating he took in the hands of the U.S. male Scotty Anton last week in Toledo, Ohio.
11:27Raven alluded to the relationship these two had previously.
11:32Anton was his flunky, but right now with the network behind him, the U.S. male is calling the shutters.
11:40Joey, you know I was just kidding about those heartbeat bumps.
11:43I think it was just Razorburn.
11:45I don't know.
11:46The Slacker versus the U.S. male.
11:49Will Raven get his revenge or will he get the clap?
11:54We're gonna find out in just a couple of minutes.
11:58Don't go away.
12:00By the way, how did you get Razorburns on you?
12:02It's not easy being as smooth as the stud muscle.
12:08Raven, take it easy now.
12:10Just let me talk.
12:13Now, I know that you've been having your problems with Paul Heyman and ECW.
12:18I also know that at one time, Raven, you were a tremendous ratings draw.
12:29Now, we know, Raven, that it's all about the ratings.
12:32We know that ECW is no friend of yours.
12:37Well, I'm here.
12:39I'm not offering you a hand out, Raven.
12:42I'm here to offer you a hand up, young man.
12:45Raven, the network can rehabilitate your whole career.
12:58You can be the number one ratings draw on the planet with a network.
13:03So, I'm offering you the chance of a lifetime for Raven to join the network.
13:12All you gotta do is shake his hand.
13:19Shake his hand, we'll get you doing the clap.
13:26Am I gonna get any promo time here?
13:30There's only enough promo time budgeted for myself.
13:34Shake his hand, seal the deal, and I'll make you a new man.
13:41Shake his hand.
13:42Come on.
13:47So, there's the deal awaiting Raven.
13:49How about I just shake his hand, and then I even foam.
13:52getting the scope right over there?
13:57All right.
13:57Raven.
14:02Raven ducks the shotgun, but takes elbow right in the cert.
14:08Raven turns down the offer on 20.
14:14Scottie Anton saw it coming.
14:21But Cyrus distracted his own man.
14:24One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
14:30And the fans count the number of viewers watching Roller Jam after this
14:34appropriate reversal dropped down by Anton, Cyrus tripped up raving.
14:40That empty network suit Cyrus tripped up raving.
14:46And again, he's running interference.
14:50But raving beats the U.S. male to the punch.
14:54He's first into the timekeeper's table.
15:00Raven hammering down across the back of the neck, he's got Anton.
15:08He's got Anton laid out on that timekeeper's table.
15:16And the former World Heavyweight Champion now up on the ring apron,
15:24up on the second rope.
15:26And Raven misses the elbow.
15:32The back of his head.
15:34And it looked like his left ankle took the front of that ball.
15:38Raven clutching his left ankle.
15:42And now the U.S. male seizing the opportunity,
15:46throws Raven back in the ring.
15:48Looks like neither rain nor sleet nor dead at night will keep the U.S. male
15:58from his appointed task of giving everybody the clap.
16:02Standing crop kick found hard.
16:06Both boots in the chest of Raven.
16:08And Anton continues to stomp away.
16:12Raven sets the right.
16:16Move to the chest.
16:18And the leg stick flipped out from underneath Raven.
16:22Scotty Anton now targeting that left leg.
16:26Cyrus screaming to Anton, take out his knee, work on that left knee.
16:32It's not just a cliche, it's the truth.
16:36If a man can't stand, he can't fight.
16:38And Scotty Anton looking for his version of a sharpshooter.
16:44He calls it the clapper.
16:46And Raven kicks him off out of here.
16:48Yes, we're ready to say.
16:52Scotty Anton stalking Raven.
16:56And continues to work over that left knee.
16:59Raven can't even get his legs underneath it.
17:02Anton is relentless.
17:04Raven holding onto the ring ropes.
17:10There's a fist to the face.
17:12You can break his leg.
17:14I'll break it.
17:15Cyrus screams, break his leg.
17:17And the U.S. male tries to do just that.
17:20By smashing the inside of that knee.
17:23The interior pushing it like a bit
17:25right to the steel ring hook.
17:32And again, Raven's knee smashed into the steel.
17:39The U.S. male Scotty Anton is picking apart Raven.
17:47The U.S. male has sold his soul to the network.
17:55Raven was banged up just weeks ago in a brutal battle.
17:59Trying to get the North Heavyweight title from the hardcore icon.
18:03Just incredible.
18:05Beating Scotty Anton would certainly help him get some of his momentum back.
18:10Raven certainly took a beating and lost more than just his momentum last week in Toledo.
18:17But Raven now back on the offensive has had enough.
18:20Close and into the corner.
18:22But Raven still limping, very noticeably drives the knee into the face of Scotty Anton.
18:27Here's the snot rack.
18:37Anton goes down in a heap of buggers.
18:41And Cyrus slides the steel chair in but Raven stomps the finger.
18:46Heat of buggers.
18:48That was the appetizer in today's TNN no-day.
18:51Heat of buggers.
18:52Heat of buggers.
18:53I'm gonna throw up if I can say that again.
18:55The steel chair is now set up in the middle of the ring.
18:58Heat of buggers.
18:59Heat of buggers.
19:00Stop it.
19:01Drop cahaw on the U.S. male face first into the steel.
19:04Come in.
19:05And Cyrus up on the ring apron to break up the three count.
19:10Referee Mike Keener trying to keep Cyrus out of this matchup.
19:14Cyrus is a whole other heap.
19:16Starts with b.
19:17Raven now stalking Cyrus.
19:20Schoolboy.
19:25Raven kicks out at two and a half.
19:28He's got a schoolboy on his own.
19:30But class is cut short as Anton kicks out.
19:34Angman's neck breaker countered by the max five.
19:37Another two for Raven.
19:42Reversal.
19:43Move to the midsection.
19:45Come and lay takedown.
19:47Anton steps through.
19:49Can he get the clapper on?
19:51Yes, he does.
19:52The clapper is not good.
19:54And Ravens, he tapped.
19:57Raven had a tap.
19:59His left knee was targeted throughout this matchup.
20:03Raven had a tap out to the clapper.
20:06Back slapper will put your lights out.
20:13And the network.
20:15The network and Scotty Anton take the victory from ECW.
20:23Here's your OneWrestling.com replay.
20:30And Raven's troubles began when Scotty Anton had the presence of mind to bolt off of that table.
20:37And then the US male targeted the left knee of Raven.
20:44Stomping on him.
20:46Kicking it out from under him.
20:48Smashing it into the steel ring post.
20:52Raven came back with everything he had.
20:55The knee lift.
20:56The stomp ring.
20:57The powering booger blower.
20:58The trump toehold into the steel chair.
21:02And then Cyrus to striking referee Mike Keener.
21:07And Scotty Anton locks on the clapper.
21:10If Scotty Anton can make Raven tap out, he's in a position to ask for a match against RVD at Heat Wave 2000.
21:25The Baldies.
21:26The Baldies.
21:27We grew up on the hard streets of New York City.
21:31Fordham Road.
21:32Bronx, New York.
21:34Every single day we would fight for our lives.
21:40And we all, we needed somewhere to click onto.
21:45We chose the toughest, most notorious street gang in all of the world.
21:52The Fordham Road Baldies.
21:54No, Papa.
21:55Everybody knows that the Baldies are the toughest and the meanest.
21:59But let's get to the matters at hand.
22:01Let's talk about something that's also important.
22:03New Jack.
22:04Bitch, are you for real?
22:06You wanna step to this?
22:08How many times did I play your ass?
22:10How many times did I slap you like my bitch?
22:13No, no, no, no.
22:14Slow down.
22:15Slow down, man.
22:16You gotta stay focused.
22:17Stay focused, man.
22:19Don't let them go.
22:20Don't let them whack you.
22:22Don't let them get to you.
22:23Don't let them get to you.
22:24You see, if we stay focused, we stay together, it's just another day at the office.
22:30And remember this.
22:32The streets of New York City belong to the Baldies.
22:42Keep your control.
22:44I only have a gute Français.
22:45And remember this.
22:46Pass me down.
22:47Horse heavy.
22:49To come back.
22:50Forgive me.
22:51Show me.
22:52Work hayaan.
22:53I Comic-co philosopher.
22:54Cause the one you can do.
22:55Can Comic-co样
22:56But hopefully realize this.
22:58It's just a little bit more or dangerous than not matter what to do.
22:59So I enjoy getting to you.
23:01I don't miss siblings tryホ onda really for the outside, but not really to work very shallow now.
23:03And remember that.
23:04I don't want to listen to theSAs.
23:05But now I love you just too much.
23:06With this new technology please, the type of fear hanum national 되는 energy.
23:07Oh yeah.
23:08Feels perfect.
23:08They're going to have to be a good one.
27:15Welcome back to ECW on the Redneck Network.
27:19Here comes the World Heavyweight Champion, Just Incredible, accompanied by the queen of extremes, Francine.
27:29And as our program opens tonight, Joel, you had a taste of that Singapore cane right in the back of the head.
27:35I'd much rather have gotten a taste of Francine.
27:38A dream partner tag team matchup, Just Incredible will choose his partner and the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer, and a partner of his choosing will oppose them right here tonight in the Big Easy on TNA.
27:58By the way, Joey, by the way, Joey, I don't appreciate the insinuation.
28:00By the way, Joey, I don't appreciate the insinuation. Just Incredible wasn't trying to hit me. He likes me. Everybody likes me.
28:07Do you think it was an accident that you can't smack the back of your head?
28:11I think he was aiming for jazz, and I just couldn't help being as close to a sensual woman as you. Do you blame me?
28:21You know, you've got only one thing on your mind. It's not crawfish.
28:28You know, they say there's only two things that taste like crawfish in this throw, and one of them is crawfish.
28:36Excuse me. Excuse me.
28:42I've only seen enough of him tonight, if not too much.
28:49A world television champion, the big effin' deal, Rhino.
28:55Do people know who I am?
28:58Unfortunately, I'm the network, by God.
29:12I'll spit it out already.
29:14Why is the world television champion out here?
29:23Just Incredible?
29:29Without a doubt.
29:32Easy. It's a friend of mine. Understand, friend?
29:36You are, without a doubt, the greatest world champion in the history of ECW.
29:46Kiss his ass a little more, why don't you?
29:52And it's obvious to me, being the greatest world champion in the history of ECW, why you would have the hottest woman in the history of ECW, playing with your stick.
30:04I'm not gonna touch that.
30:07I'm not gonna touch that.
30:08I'm not gonna touch his stick.
30:10Now, I'm out here to talk a little business, since Paul Heyman didn't have the guts to come out here and face the network so I could slap that stupid smirk off his face myself.
30:29I figure the next best thing, since we've got ourselves a little mystery dream partner tag match thing going on, is if you, with the help of the network, could destroy the heart and soul of ECW, Tommy Dreamer.
30:53So I'm offering you two the opportunity of a lifetime.
31:03Please, take Rhino, the network's handpicked successor to Rob Van Dam.
31:11The ECW world television champion, as your tag team partner, be my guest.
31:29So the network reinforcing the world heavyweight champion, it will mean the world heavyweight champion,
31:40and the world television champion, now opposing the heart and soul of ECW, the innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer, and a partner of his choosing.
31:58Once again, the deck has been stacked in front of Tommy Dreamer.
32:05We are here at the Allerio in New Orleans, Louisiana, in a most controversial time in professional wrestling.
32:15And tonight, more than ever, it is truly the network versus ECW.
32:23And here comes Tommy Dreamer to face off with Justin Credible, who holds the world heavyweight title that Tommy Dreamer won from Taz, and that Credible stole from Dreamer at Cyber Slam 2000.
32:40Tommy Dreamer was the champion, but never got a chance to wear that belt.
32:49This is a most interesting situation.
32:52While Dreamer is used to having the odds against him, he is not gonna fight the world heavyweight champion and the world television champion by himself.
33:00Tommy Dreamer hasn't commented publicly since Cyber Slam 2000, but he has to speak up here and now. He has to name a partner. He's got to say something.
33:09Tommy Dreamer can't face the world heavyweight champion and the world television champion by himself. He's gotta name a partner. He has got to break his silence.
33:23Here tonight, in New Orleans, Louisiana, here on TNN.
33:32I'm interested to see who Tommy Dreamer is gonna pick. Who would he possibly pick?
33:42What are you scared, you piece of ****? It's two on one. What the ****, king? Come on, ****, get in the ring. Come on, innovator of violence. Come on, you piece of trash. Get in the **** ring. Come on. Come on, innovator of violence. Let's go.
33:59Tommy Dreamer didn't have to say a word. He popped open a cold one, and out comes the Sandman.
34:20The Sandman hammering just incredible. Lionel hammering Tommy Dreamer.
34:27We've got ourselves a dream partner tag team matchup. It's ECW versus TNN.
34:35How fitting that the Sandman should hammer on just incredible. He is hammered.
34:42Angman's neck breaker on Rhino. Dreamer and Rhino now go to the outside.
34:48The Sandman throws just incredible inside the ring.
34:52And Tommy Dreamer throws Rhino over the steel coin wheel and goes right after it.
34:59And here it is, the battle of the hardcore icons in the ring. Long time unfinished business between the Sandman and just incredible.
35:10Sandman upside down into the ladder by just incredible who stole the moniker, the hardcore icon from the Sandman.
35:21Dreamer and Rhino are rolling all over the Alerio.
35:27Dreamer hitting Rhino with whatever he can get his hands on.
35:34Just incredible hitting the Sandman right in the head with that ladder.
35:39As Dreamer and Rhino now are climbing to the top of the Alerio.
35:46The ladder set up in the corner, just incredible takes into the small of his back.
35:53And that certainly slowed down the World Heavyweight Champion.
35:58This matchup features the ECW World Heavyweight Champion, the ECW World Television Champion,
36:09and two former World Heavyweight Champion in the Sandman and Tommy Dreamer.
36:16The Sandman set up the ladder once again, just incredible, a low kick.
36:20And now Rhino and Dreamer still battling here in the Alerio.
36:26Sandman ducks.
36:28And there's a white Russian leg sweep into the ladder.
36:33Handsy right hands by Rhino.
36:38Dreamer goes downstairs.
36:43Dreamer and Rhino headed back towards the ring.
36:46And the Sandman throwing left hands to the skull of just incredible.
36:55Bulldog on the ladder, just incredible takes the ladder right in his sternum.
37:00Cover.
37:01Two count only says Jim Malino as Francine looks on,
37:07screaming an encouragement to her meal ticket for World Heavyweight Champion.
37:12Just incredible.
37:13Rhino from behind nails the Sandman, and now the Sandman going after Rhino.
37:18Rhino, the man that put Sandman's wife in the hospital at Hardcore Heaven 2000.
37:24Dreamer now setting up the ladder in the corner.
37:29The Sandman's got Rhino.
37:32Punch after punch, the Sandman's fist must be swelling up.
37:39Bare knuckles into the forehead of Rhino.
37:42Just incredible now being set up.
37:46Right over the ladder by Tommy Dreamer.
37:51There's the Heinekenrata by the Sandman.
37:55And a cover.
37:57Two count only.
37:59And Steve Carino hits the super kick and crutches Tommy Dreamer.
38:05The network reinforcements are here.
38:08Damn the network.
38:15The two on two three partner tag team matchup is now three on two.
38:22As the king of old school Steve Carino has put the odds in favor of the network.
38:29It's Tajiri.
38:31Tajiri kicking everyone in front of him.
38:37And we've got ourselves a three on three.
38:41Wow, what a kick to the face of Rhino.
38:44That world television title from Tajiri who turned on the network after Cyrus double crossed him.
38:57Tajiri trying to suplex just incredible upside down into the ladder as Tajiri trying to finish off Steve Carino.
39:09In comes the US mail.
39:12And now it's four on three in favor of the network.
39:16You don't truly expect the network to give ECW a fair break, do you?
39:24The network can't take on ECW in a fair fight, in any kind of fight, in or outside of the ring.
39:33So now it's four on three.
39:35But not for long.
39:44Rob VanDale.
39:51Like Steve Carino.
39:54His former best friend Scotty Anton backdrop to the outside.
40:00And here we go, Rhino and Rob VanDale.
40:04Rob VanDale and Rhino.
40:06Rhino charges and misses.
40:10Reversal by Rhino.
40:14No, VanDale.
40:18VanDaminator.
40:22Rhino takes that steel chair right in the butt.
40:28And down goes the world television champion.
40:31Five star frog splash.
40:37Sandman cover.
40:38ECW has defeated the network.
40:45The network.
40:46Just incredible.
40:47Just came the Sandman right in the face.
40:50He came Tommy Dreamer as well.
40:54The network has lost its battle.
40:57But the war continues.
41:00The US male Scotty Anton puts the clapper on Rob VanDale.
41:05Siren splits Bill Alfonso.
41:09Break his leg.
41:10Break that leg.
41:11Break that leg.
41:12Break that leg.
41:13Break his leg.
41:14Scotty Anton is trying to step the leg of Rob VanDale.
41:18Scotty Anton, the same man who when Rob VanDale's leg was hurt,
41:22he carried Rob VanDale over his head.
41:24He's trying to break it.
41:26He almost snapped that leg off of Rob VanDale and crushed VanDale a match
41:31against Jerry Leonard Hardcore Evan 2000.
41:34Break that leg.
41:35That's what you get when you miss with the network.
41:40Damn the network.
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