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00:00Dreamer was going for his DDT.
00:06Simon Diamond knocked Dreamer cold.
00:10The Anderson Spinebusters, CW Anderson gets a win.
00:13The winner of the match, CW.
00:18Anderson stole a win from Tommy Dreamer thanks to Simon and
00:23Swinger who had been born from ringside.
00:26And now they're stomping away on Dreamer.
00:30Down goes Mike Keener.
00:32Keener just took the Anderson left.
00:36Here comes Danny Doring and Roadkill.
00:38These six men aren't going to wait for the ECW Arena in
00:42Philadelphia this weekend.
00:47Side slam on Swinger.
00:55There's the bareback for Simon Diamond.
01:04They're not finished yet.
01:06Danny Doring going up top.
01:08They're going for the buggy bag but CW Anderson broke it up.
01:12And there's the Spinebuster on Danny Doring.
01:16Anderson got up the 330 pound Roadkill as well.
01:22Jazz with a steel chair.
01:23That's a receipt from Houston, Texas.
01:26But she turned her back on Simon and Swinger.
01:28Problem solver.
01:30Problem solver.
01:31Jazz just got planted.
01:34Simon and Swinger just planted Jazz.
01:40Well, well, I'm sorry for interrupting your filth fest but we've got two huge main events tonight.
01:56Kip Cash in a rematch challenges the World Heavyweight Champion Justin Credible.
02:01And Rhino defends the World Television Title against Rob Van Damme.
02:05We're in Florida and we got Rhino and he's going to get his ass slow by the horse and toe, daddy.
02:14That's right.
02:16I've been waiting a long time to get my hands on you, Rhino, and here we are back in Florida.
02:22It was in sunny Florida that I wrestled you last, Rhino, when I suffered a broken ankle that put me out of the ring for about three months or so.
02:31Yeah, and he was bragging the whole time that he did it.
02:35In fact, I just recently returned to the ring.
02:38The fans are still welcoming me back.
02:40Matter of fact, I still haven't kicked your ass for that yet, Rhino.
02:45Rhino, it all happens tonight.
02:49You don't get to brag no more, Rhino.
02:51You think you're a World Television Champion?
02:54Pfft, big f***ing deal.
02:57You know what you're up against.
02:58Everybody knows that Rob Van Damme is the whole f***ing show.
03:15Spam is the part of a f***ing match.
03:23The fans are here.
03:27The fans are here.
03:34The fans are here.
03:36The fans are here.
03:41The fans are here.
03:42The fans are here.
03:43Well, my name is Lou E. Dangerously, and this is the Danger Zone on TNN.
04:03For the second week in a row, Lou E. Dangerously is ironing a concept that's not his.
04:10My guest is the Vice President of Wrestling Operations for the Network.
04:18Ladies and gentlemen, this is Cyrus.
04:24You know, it was a breath of fresh air last week without Cyrus.
04:30Do you people know who I am?
04:33You know, last week, Steve Carino came out here on my network and started running his mouth.
04:53Started complaining about me making an executive decision regarding the ECW World Tag Team Tournament.
05:04Yeah, you passed over Carino and Antut.
05:07You know, last week, I found something stuck to the bottom of my shoe that I liked better than Cyrus.
05:14Cyrus.
05:14Don't you understand?
05:15When we are talking, you keep your mouth shut.
05:21Steve Carino, you have made a very big mistake by crossing this network.
05:30And Steve Carino, by God, you of all people should know that nobody,
05:36and I mean, nobody, crosses the network.
05:45Cyrus put Justin and Rhino in the tournament.
05:48Excuse me.
05:49Excuse me.
05:51Carino and Anton feel passed over and rightly so.
05:55Hey, Carino.
05:57I'm real glad you're here.
05:59Because it gives me an opportunity to clear the air a little bit.
06:03Here you go, Carino.
06:04Now, Steve, take it easy.
06:06Now, listen.
06:07Take it easy.
06:08You know that I'm a big fan of both of you guys.
06:11I just want to talk.
06:16Anton just made his feelings very clear.
06:19Now, Steve.
06:21Stevie, you're a nice young man.
06:23I've always liked you.
06:26So I want you to take this in the spirit it's intended when I ask you
06:29who the hell was Steve Carino before Cyrus,
06:36before Don Callis took him under his wing,
06:40took you on a ride that didn't stop until the number one heel position in his company
06:45and let you bask in the starlight of my celebrity.
06:52Cyrus has multiple personalities,
06:54and he talks about them all in the third person.
06:56I'll tell you who you were.
06:57You were an opening match comedy routine
06:59who was a mark for me and a mark for the rest of the boys.
07:04And I took you along for the ride
07:06and I elevated you to the top of this promotion.
07:10And along the way, Steve, something happened that I didn't expect.
07:16You went out and got over with these people.
07:19You bled buckets of blood in every hick town,
07:25every big city on the whistle-stop tour of ECW.
07:29You bled buckets, and these barbarians ate it up.
07:33Whistle-stop tour?
07:35If ECW's a campaign, can we impeach this guy?
07:38Well, you may have bled buckets,
07:41and you may think that that gives you a right,
07:44that that gives you a spot in the starting lineup.
07:48But, Stevie, let me tell you something
07:51that Paul Heyman doesn't have the decency to tell you,
07:54and that none of the boys in the back will,
07:56because we all like you, Stevie.
07:59You think you want to be in the starting lineup of this network?
08:03Look, brother, put that gimmick down,
08:07and you can't make the cut.
08:12For starters, Carino hates being called Stevie.
08:20Cyrus just told Carino he can't make the cut
08:23without the network's gimmick.
08:25But the one thing, Don,
08:27the one thing, Jerko,
08:30that they don't respect
08:32is your f***ing ass.
08:36All kidding aside, Joey,
08:38sometimes I look at Cyrus,
08:40and I'm amazed.
08:42USA!
08:42What?
08:44USA!
08:44I mean, just think.
08:47Seven million sperm cells,
08:49and that was the winner?
08:51USA!
08:51USA!
08:52USA!
08:52So if it's all right with everybody
08:56here at Fort Lauderdale,
08:59and everybody watching at home
09:04on your f***ing network,
09:07how about I kick your ass right now?
09:17Steve Carino has had quite enough of Cyrus.
09:20Just hold on one second, Stevie.
09:26You want to kick my ass?
09:30That's what he said.
09:31Don't we all?
09:32Let me make this real easy for both of you.
09:34You want to fight me?
09:35I'll tell you what.
09:36How about you two fight me
09:40and Louie dangerously?
09:44I'll tell you what.
09:46I'll tell you what right now.
09:48Come on, you f***ing.
09:49Take a look at Louie.
09:50Huh?
09:51I'll kill you.
09:52I'll twat your ass.
09:53No, no, no, no.
09:54Is there not any s***?
09:56You know what?
10:00You know what?
10:00Don't punk out now.
10:02You two against us two.
10:03Let me make it.
10:04Look, let me make it real easy for you
10:06because I know you don't have any guts.
10:09You know what?
10:10I've taken one for the boys before.
10:14He's taken something from boys.
10:16And I'm ready to take one for the boys again.
10:18So, Stevie, I tell you what.
10:20I'm going to stick my chin out.
10:22Go ahead.
10:23Kick me right in the face.
10:24Show some guts.
10:25Come on.
10:26You want payback?
10:27Kick me.
10:27Come on.
10:28Show us Cyrus' guts through his mouth.
10:30This isn't for the boys.
10:32I'm going to kick your head off.
10:37This is for Rockin' Ball.
10:40Scotty Anton just drunk kicked the knee of Steve Carino.
10:44Anton still with the network.
10:46Anton has been with the network all off.
10:49He double-crossed Carino.
10:52Welcome back to Extreme Champion Gym Wrestling.
10:55It was just a few weeks ago here on TNN
10:58That Guido Maritano stole the matchup from Tajiri and went one-on-one with Sycosis.
11:05Sycosis defeated little Guido.
11:08So here tonight, Guido has challenged Sycosis to find himself a couple of tag team partners
11:14and meet the full-blood Italians in six-man tag team competition.
11:20You have to figure, whoever Sycosis picks, the advantage still lies on the side of the full-blooded Italians.
11:31They are a six-man tag team.
11:35You mean a three-man tag team?
11:37No, you must only be counting Sal once.
11:40Now I got it.
11:41Sycosis recently returned to ECW.
11:44He's only been back here about a month.
11:46Who knows how many friendships he has forged in the locker room.
11:50Who can he trust to watch his back, to stand by his side, to take on all three members of the full-blooded Italians?
12:00I don't know.
12:01With those purple sunglasses, I wouldn't hang out with him.
12:05Well, let's assume not everybody in the locker room is as fashion-conscious as you are.
12:10That's the truth.
12:12Everyone wants a piece of a full-blooded Italians.
12:15There's no doubt about that.
12:17They've got lots of enemies here in ECW.
12:20Mikey Wimbrek and Yoshihiro Tajiri.
12:27But tomorrow night in Philadelphia at the ECW Arena, Sycosis will go one-on-one with Tajiri.
12:35We've known Sycosis is psycho.
12:39Now he's proven he's an idiot.
12:42Either that or there's just a lot of mutual respect between Sycosis and Yoshihiro Tajiri based on the confrontations they've had here in ECW in the last four weeks.
12:54We've got to take a break.
12:55When we come back, the full-blooded Italians will take on Mikey Wimbrek.
13:01Yoshihiro Tajiri and Sycosis?
13:05Can Sycosis really trust Tajiri?
13:07They've got to go at it tomorrow night.
13:11Welcome back to Extreme Championship Wrestling.
13:17Tony Mameluke starts off by tying up with Mikey Wimbrek, the unholy altar boy.
13:23And there's the Sicilian shooter from behind.
13:26The blind tag was made behind Mikey's back.
13:29And little Guido Maritano all over Mikey Wimbrek.
13:33Reversal on the Italian with shoulder block down goes Mikey.
13:39Full head is deep cropped down by Wimbrek.
13:42Now sets his head.
13:43Deep rock by Guido.
13:44Front kick.
13:45Mikey sent to the right of the corner.
13:46Tip up.
13:47Guido catches him.
13:48Tilt to world.
13:49Flying head scissors.
13:50Out comes Guido.
13:52Mikey takes him over yet again with a hood and con rana.
13:55You're always talking about how Guido Maritano was trained by Billy Robinson.
14:01And he's a shooter.
14:01He just got stretched by the finest pure athlete in ECW.
14:06There's the inverted Fujiwara arbor by little Guido Maritano.
14:10What a great move by Guido Maritano.
14:13Like I said, under the tutelage of Billy Robinson, he learned so well.
14:17He's the finest athlete we've got.
14:20Did you just say that Mikey Wimbrek was the finest pure athlete we have?
14:24I said Mikey Wimbrek was the finest pure wrestler.
14:28Guido is more than just that.
14:30He's a damn athlete.
14:32You've got trouble listening.
14:34Apparently so.
14:35Sycosis now tagged in, going up top.
14:38It's the spinning heel kick on Tony Mamalouk.
14:41Mamalouk has yet to earn his bones.
14:47He has yet to become a full-fledged member of the full-blooded Italians.
14:51All it will take is one victory.
14:54Clothesline duck.
14:56Mamalouk got caught and almost got broken in half by Sycosis.
15:03In comes Philip Guido.
15:05Clothesline duck.
15:07What a kick by Yoshihiro to Cheery.
15:14Sycosis had Guido wide open.
15:17If that kick is a benefit of being a member of the FBI, I don't wanna be one.
15:22Big Sal is still standing, how, how?
15:27They're going after the legs now.
15:29My God, did you hear that?
15:37I heard it.
15:38I'm not the one with trouble listening.
15:42Sycosis gets caught executing the Pescado.
15:47But Mikey Windbreak takes down the FBI.
15:52Plus four Sycosis, Cheery, and Mikey working well together.
15:57I wish I could say the same about us.
15:59You're not listening to a word I'm saying.
16:01You're stepping on all my lines.
16:03It's ridiculous being professional.
16:05I mean, I'm a real listener.
16:10Not only am I a great speaker, but I'm a great listener as well.
16:14You don't say.
16:16What'd you say?
16:17Tony Mamalouk now.
16:20Gets driven into the canvas, back on his feet,
16:23set to the line once again.
16:27Double Rip Breaker.
16:31Oh, foot fall.
16:34That's a double skull cracker.
16:37Cover.
16:40Give Tony Mamalouk credit for kicking out of that.
16:43He took four boots.
16:44Two to either side of his skull.
16:47Give him credit.
16:48Just don't give him your credit card number.
16:50He's shifting.
16:53Thumbs the phone line to Mamalouk.
16:56Nice counter.
16:57DDT.
16:58An act of self-preservation.
17:00Mamalouk has got to make the tag.
17:02Instead, he goes back after Mikey, but wisely drags him into the corner of the FBI.
17:08We don't now tag in.
17:10And he drives his boots into the head of Mikey Whitbrek.
17:15Cover.
17:16Mikey kicks out.
17:17Great cover by Guido, though.
17:18Folding Mikey in half.
17:19And all this body weight right above the shoulders.
17:23There's the tag to the big man.
17:24Six-foot-eight, 600-pound Big Sally Graziano.
17:29Mikey moves out of the way, but didn't see the clothesline coming.
17:40And there's the elbow.
17:42600 pounds driven into the chest of Mikey Whitbrek.
17:46One week from tonight, the FBI go up against Kajiri and Mikey Whitbrek in the first round
17:53of the World Tag Team Title Tournament at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.
18:01Guido now working over the arm of Mikey Whitbrek.
18:08Mikey now steps to the ride.
18:11Whipper Stamper!
18:12Whipper Stamper!
18:13Mikey Whitbrek in the Whipper Stamper!
18:16Makes the tag.
18:17In comes to Kajiri.
18:18He takes out Mamalouk.
18:20He takes out Guido.
18:22Rehearsal on the Japanese Whip.
18:28Handspring elbow is countered.
18:31Waistlock, Kajiri goes low.
18:33Mamalouk with the waistlock.
18:35Kajiri screams.
18:37And hits the handspring elbow.
18:40Missile drop kick on Big Sally.
18:46Down he goes.
18:47Green missed!
18:49Green missed!
18:50Mamalouk ducked!
18:52Shikosis has been blinded by Tajiri!
18:55Tajiri now opening up!
18:57An offensive flurry!
18:59On Guido Maritano!
19:01And Shikosis goes low on Tajiri!
19:06Kiss of death!
19:08Was Shikosis still blinded or did he kick Tajiri?
19:13He was what?
19:14He's allergic to that Japanese green mist.
19:17His immune system isn't built up for it.
19:19It's got a wasabi effect on him.
19:21Trust me, I know about eating raw fish.
19:24It's now time for a rematch of last week's ECW World Heavyweight title matchup.
19:40Last week, Just Incredible with Francine at his side was defending against Kid Cash who arguably was getting the better of him when Rhino and Rob Van Dam got involved.
19:53The World Heavyweight title matchup ended in a no contest.
19:57Tonight, Kid Cash gets another shot at Just Incredible in the World Heavyweight Championship and there must be a winner.
20:08There's a very important point to make here.
20:11No, not that, Joey.
20:15The point is, Kid Cash's August has already been hot.
20:19He's teaming with Rob Van Dam tomorrow night at the arena against Credible and Rhino.
20:26He's also teaming with Van Dam at the tag team title tournament next Friday night.
20:32And last week, he had a shot against Just Incredible and like you said, he got the better of it.
20:39He was Rob of the World Heavyweight title by Just Incredible's tag team order Rhino.
20:45Rob Van Dam rescued Kid Cash, but tonight there must be a winner.
20:50It happens every time without fail whenever I'm in Fort Lauderdale.
20:59I take Francine on my sexual tour of the Sunshine State and by the time I'm done, she doesn't know whether to spit, smile or masturbate.
21:09There's the bell. This matchup is underway. Kid Cash challenging Just Incredible for the World Heavyweight title.
21:19They tie up. Kid Cash snatches a side headlock on the champion.
21:24Handful of hair. Kid Cash shot off.
21:28Pump it over the champion. Tucks the elbow through the legs.
21:32Pull-up attempt and Just Incredible hangs on. Kid Cash takes him over.
21:38It's a two. Nice arm drag.
21:44Body scissors. Kid Cash wasn't the champion.
21:48Again, gets yet another two count.
21:50Just Incredible goes to the outside.
21:53Hey, Joey, you think Francine sleeps on her stomach at night?
21:58A lot.
21:59You think she'd let me?
22:01Just Incredible caught off guard with not one, but two near falls.
22:07Goes to the outside to break the momentum of Kid Cash.
22:19And the World Heavyweight Champion apparently wants to inject his steel chair into this matchup.
22:25I'm not quite sure what he accomplished by tossing it to the Challenger.
22:29I'll tell you what I'd like to inject into-
22:31Okay, okay.
22:32Keep it in your pants.
22:34At least until the end of the program.
22:36You know, we could probably get more people to watch that than Rover Jam.
22:41Coming in, never mind.
22:42Drop Doho, face first, and the steel chair goes to Champion.
22:45Coming up.
22:46Kid Cash taking the fight for the World Heavyweight Champion must score this matchup has been
22:55all Kid Cash.
22:56Double springboard Hunen Kanwana and no one hits the Hunen Kanwana like Kid Cash though.
23:08From any angle, from anywhere.
23:10Cash going up top.
23:12Launches himself at the World Heavyweight Champion.
23:17Kid Cash is a lot like me hitting it from any angle, from any position.
23:24Right now, the position the World Heavyweight Champion finds himself in is down.
23:29Looking up to the ceiling, Kid Cash throws him back in the ring where he can't hit him for the title.
23:34Two, no, right shoulder comes up.
23:39Oscar just incredible has hit the score even on one count against the challenger.
23:44It has been all Kid Cash tonight.
23:46Maybe Cash is night and there must be a winner.
23:51Could you imagine the momentum that the team of Cash and Rob Van Dam would have tomorrow night at the arena?
23:59What a super kick.
24:01What a super kick for the World Heavyweight Champion.
24:04Against Just Incredible, who just executed that phenomenal super kick and his partner, Rhino.
24:11Or what about the tag team title tournament?
24:13What kind of momentum will they have to bring into that?
24:16Francine shouting instructions to Just Incredible, who is not thinking ahead, who is focused on Kid Cash.
24:24He's not thinking about tomorrow night in Philadelphia.
24:27He's not thinking about next Friday night in New York City.
24:30He's thinking, I've got to escape from the World Heavyweight title tonight.
24:33Cover, two, no.
24:38Steel Chair may have broken up the three count.
24:43And the fans getting on the case of the World Heavyweight Champion, Francine,
24:48complaining about a slow count that was not the case.
24:51Just into the chair and the ref.
24:54Right hand between the eyes down goes Kid Cash.
24:58These fans are all over Francine.
25:01And if I were the fans, I'd be all over Francine's view.
25:05Did you OD on Viagra again?
25:08Face first and the top turnbuckle goes Kid Cash.
25:11And I fenced Chop.
25:13Just incredible kick Kid Cash out of the corner.
25:18Another shot right between the eyes and Kid Cash falls face first to the canvas.
25:25Just like that, this matchup now being controlled by the World Heavyweight Champion.
25:32I only took eight of those Viagra just like what Chamberlain told me.
25:36Snap there out of the corner.
25:39And now just incredible riding Kid Cash breaks him down to the canvas.
25:46Cash now being forced to fight for every breath while the World Heavyweight Champion
25:51essentially giving himself a breather giving Francine a chance to rally the fans
25:57to talk trash in the face of Kid Cash.
26:00Kid Cash has to deal with lusting after Francine outside the ring
26:06and dealing inside the ring with the World Heavyweight Champion.
26:11That's a daunting task.
26:13Sunset Flip.
26:15Cash is lusting after Francine.
26:19Is that you ready?
26:21Well, I'm not.
26:23Joey, are you gay?
26:26Not that there's anything wrong with that.
26:28No, I'm not.
26:29Not that there's anything wrong with that.
26:31But I don't wanna be the one millionth guy alive either, Joey.
26:36Not to mention the fact that if you're not wearing championship gold,
26:40she's not interested in you.
26:41Don't you get it?
26:42She's a gold digger.
26:43She's a leech.
26:44DDT on the steel chair by Kid Cash.
26:49Cover.
26:50Kick out.
26:51That was so close for a less than a second away from grounding Kid Cash,
27:00the New World Heavyweight Champion.
27:02I wouldn't exactly call her a leech, although she does have the mouth muscles of a gage.
27:07Moonsault, pressed by Kid Cash, hooks the leg.
27:12Damn, that was close.
27:14Get Cash once again for the second week in a row, getting the better of the World Heavyweight Champion.
27:26Reversal by the champ.
27:29Tornado DDT on the steel chair, but Cash's boots caught the ref right in the chest.
27:37And in comes Ryder.
27:39In comes the World Television Champion, Just Incredible's Tag Team Parker.
27:44This is exactly what happened last week in Legend of the No Contest.
27:50But tonight there must be a winner, and here comes Rob Van Dam.
27:54They're not gonna win for the next matchup.
27:57Spinning heel kick by Rob Van Dam.
28:04Van Dam.
28:09Van Dam up and over with the Pescato.
28:11All of the Van Dam Rhydo action is just a prelude to their match, coming up next.
28:18But the Just Incredible Team Cash match is still in play in the ring.
28:23There must be a winner.
28:25There's the King right to the head.
28:28Cover.
28:29Referee H.C. Locke is back up.
28:34And Cash gets the right shoulder up.
28:40Kid Cash gets the right shoulder up.
28:43It's just incredible.
28:45Cannot believe it.
28:46He's going for that.
28:50That's incredible.
28:51Kid Cash trying to kick free and does.
28:54Goes low.
28:55Cash looking for the moneymaker.
28:57He's got it.
28:58He's got it.
28:59Moneymaker.
29:00Moneymaker.
29:01Moneymaker.
29:02But the ref is still down.
29:03Well, Van Dam, it's the stage.
29:04Kid Cash has just incredible feet.
29:05He should be the World Heavyweight Champion.
29:07And Rhydo just cuts Kid Cash in half with the floor.
29:24And puts just incredible on top.
29:28Just incredible's on top, but Rob Van Dam is on top.
29:32And Rob Van Dam just throw this boot into Rhydo's jaw.
29:37Leaping side-king from the top turn buckle.
29:40And now Rob Van Dam is putting Kid Cash on top.
29:46And takes down Rhydo as well once again.
29:53One, two, three.
29:58Just incredible, just barely escapes.
30:03It's anyone's matchup.
30:05And the World Heavyweight Title hangs in the balance here tonight.
30:10Rhydo drives Rob Van Dam into the steel guardrail.
30:18While the World Heavyweight Champion is being set up by Kid Cash.
30:22Kid Cash, Cash now going up top as well.
30:27Francine with the King.
30:29Francine came Kid Cash.
30:31That's incredible.
30:36Kid Cash was Rob once again, this time by Francine.
30:47What a tag team world we're gonna see tomorrow night in Philadelphia at the ECW Arena.
30:54But still to come tonight, Rhino defends the television title against Rob Van Dam.
31:01Just incredible is still the World Heavyweight Champion, but for how long?
31:07What a night it's been thus far here on ECW.
31:17And now, the World Television Champion, Rhino, is ready to do battle with Rob Van Dam.
31:24God, he's furious.
31:33Rhino's out of control.
31:39Tonight, we're in Fort Lauderdale, and Rob Van Dam wants back the belt he never lost.
31:45He was the champion for 23 months, and then, with a broken leg, handed over the belt to Cyrus,
31:54who threatened to pull us off of national television, or at least TNA.
32:00Rob Van Dam wants back the belt that he never lost.
32:04But to win it, he's gonna go through the network's big and effing deal, Rhino.
32:16As if that's not a hard enough task to accomplish to begin with, but Rhino is pissed off.
32:23Because when Rhino came out here earlier to help Just Incredible, Rob Van Dam kicked his ass all over the building.
32:33Rhino is living.
32:36And Rhino wants to take it out on Rob Van Dam.
32:40Yes, these two will be on opposite sides of the ring and tag team competition tomorrow night.
32:45But right now, the World Television Title is on the line.
32:49Rob Van Dam hits the steel guard ring.
32:53Rhino hasn't seen enough of Rob Van Dam's ring entrance.
32:57He wants a piece of Van Dam.
32:59Rob Van Dam gets the boot up.
33:04And gets launched into the third round courtesy of Rhino.
33:11And Rhino's going after Rob Van Dam.
33:17The big effing deal is hammering down on the whole effing show.
33:25We've got ourselves an effing war is what we've got.
33:30You know, earlier tonight, I tried to discuss politics with Rhino.
33:35Really?
33:36You don't buy that.
33:38Don't kid yourself.
33:39If this guy was loose in DC, he'd eat half the cars on the beltway.
33:44He'd gore Al Gore.
33:46And he'd squish George W. Bush.
33:49The only politics he knows are the politics of fame.
33:52Rhino now trying to destroy Rob Van Dam and retain the World Television Title.
34:02Rob Van Dam has said all along since coming back from his broken ankle.
34:07All he wants is to win back the belt he never lost.
34:11He wants what he feels is his World Television Title belt.
34:17And tonight is his chance.
34:19But Rhino just drove him face first into that chair.
34:25Take a look at Rhino's eyes.
34:28Rhino is here to destroy Rob Van Dam.
34:32He will settle for nothing less.
34:34Van Dam hits the steel cord rail yet again.
34:43And now Rhino with his hand on Van Dam's throat forcing him over the cord rail.
34:48He's gonna break Van Dam in half.
34:51Or choke him out.
34:54Or both.
34:55Bill Alfonso can only look on as Rhino tries to rip and rob Van Dam in half in front of it.
35:03Of course he can only look on what can anybody do when Rhino has that look in his eyes.
35:10Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Rhino.
35:14And Rob Van Dam may have him as well.
35:18Oh my God.
35:19Rhino just scored Rob Van Dam who had no place to go.
35:23This matchup has been all Rhino.
35:29We have never seen Rob Van Dam take a beating like this.
35:42Rhino now stalking Rob Van Dam.
35:46For the first time in a long time, Rob Van Dam is quickly becoming the underdog.
35:55I can't disagree with you.
35:57Look what he's done to everyone else.
35:58He put the Sandman's wife in the hospital.
36:01He broke the Sandman in half.
36:03He broke Spike Dudley's leg.
36:05And now he's looking to break the spirit and the back of Rob Van Dam.
36:11Bill Alfonso there to shout encouragement to Rob Van Dam.
36:20And shouting encouragement is not what Rob Van Dam needs.
36:24Van Dam may need a miracle at this time.
36:26Rhino is manhandling.
36:31That's Rob Van Dam.
36:33Yeah, but that's Rhino.
36:36The Enzigiri misses.
36:39But Rob Van Dam steps through.
36:43Did he simply buy himself some time or can Rob Van Dam now mount an offense?
36:49RBD, RBD, RBD, RBD.
36:54The fans are rallying behind RBD.
36:58But will that be enough?
37:04Van Dam and Rhino now exchanging flows.
37:07And Rhino again getting the better of Van Dam.
37:10Rob Van Dam behind Rhino.
37:12Now throwing right hands and kicks in the corner.
37:15Rhino set for the ride.
37:17Inverted atomic drop.
37:21There's the steel chair from Bill Alfonso.
37:26Van Dam needs to keep this flurry going.
37:29And he drives the chair into the face of Rhino.
37:35But can Rob Van Dam follow up now?
37:42One, two, three, two, three.
37:47Tumbling splash on Rhino.
37:50Rob Van Dam is back in this match thanks to this offensive flurry.
37:58But he better not play to the fans.
38:01He's been getting his ass kicked through this entire title matchup.
38:05He's turning his back on Rhino.
38:10Rob Van Dam now stomping Rhino.
38:14Rob Van Dam now stomping Rhino.
38:23Van Dam picks up Rhino.
38:24Moves off.
38:29Rob Van Dam and a Moves off for the second turn bust after rolling on top of Rhino.
38:35But Van Dam still feeling the effects of the beating he's taken.
38:44Van Dam it in.
38:45Van Dam it in.
38:46Rob Van Dam connects.
38:48Rob Van Dam is one move away from regaining the belt he never lost.
38:55The ECW World Television Championship.
39:00And that move is the Five Star Frog Splash.
39:03And there it is.
39:04There it is.
39:05Five Star Frog Splash.
39:08Alfonso says this one is over.
39:11But just Incredibles in the ring.
39:13They're trying to take Van Dam out before the tag team title tournament in New York.
39:20They're trying to take Van Dam out before tomorrow night in Philadelphia at the ECW Arena.
39:27Hell, they're just trying to take him out.
39:30Rhino and Justin Trattel are now stomping Rob Van Dam.
39:34Rob Van Dam has been taking a beating from this matchup.
39:40Alfonso is ringing the bell in a vain attempt to stop this attack on Rob Van Dam.
39:49And here comes Kid Cash.
39:51Kid Cash with his neck in a neck brace.
39:55Now trying to come to the aid of Rob Van Dam.
39:58Give Kid Cash.
39:59Oh my God.
40:01It's the Sandman.
40:06It's the Sandman.
40:07White Russian leg sweep.
40:19All hell has broken loose here tonight.
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