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00:00Hardcore heaven has come and gone.
00:06The new effin' show Jerry Lynn accomplished the impossible.
00:13He pinned the whole effin' show Rob Van Dam right in the middle of the ring.
00:23Rhino gores Sandman's wife's head right up his ass.
00:32Tajiri nearly makes the old school hero Steve Carino bleed to death.
00:40Padre, I see dead people.
00:44Mikey, they're not dead.
00:48Brad Siegel hasn't fired Bischoff and Russo yet.
00:54In fact, they're a lot like my old friend Keith Richards.
00:58They're dead and they don't even know it yet.
01:02Timmer!
01:06All apologies to Keith Richards.
01:34What about the other two people he insulted?
01:38Just like the rabbi said, they're dead and they don't know it.
01:40You can't offend dead people.
01:42Oh, he was a rabbi.
01:44Swinger now setting up Cash for a powerbomb.
01:47Cash escapes.
01:50Double underhook now.
01:52Oh, my God!
01:58That's the Moneymaker and it's over!
02:01One, two, three, two, one!
02:10Cash gets a big win here in Minneapolis with the Moneymaker.
02:14Did you see him fold up swinger like an accordion?
02:20It's the Sicilian Shooter!
02:23And that's the Maritano!
02:27Little Guido has just laid out Kid Cash.
02:31And the 600-pound big Sally Graziano is on the second turnbuckle!
02:37If Sally hits this, it's gonna be coins all over the place!
02:40Headbutt to the chest of Kid Cash!
02:44The full-blooded Italians have mauled Kid Cash!
02:52What's Mikey doing in the ring?
02:55I'm not even sure he knows!
02:57Oh, my God!
03:00He just threw fire in the face of Big Sal!
03:03Mikey Whipwreck is psychotic!
03:07What in the world has possessed Mikey Whipwreck?
03:13Or who in the world has possessed Mikey Whipwreck?
03:20Clothesline duck!
03:23We've got ourselves an impromptu matchup between Guido and Mikey!
03:28Tilt-a-whirl flying head scissors by Whipwreck!
03:33Guido's step of the ride!
03:35No reversal!
03:37Swinging DDT and a cover!
03:40No!
03:43Gary Daruscious has two-killed only!
03:47And the fans are actually rallying behind Mikey Whipwreck!
03:54Reversal tip-up!
03:56Mikey gets caught!
03:57And planted!
03:59Mikey rolls to the outside!
04:02And Guido is unrelenting!
04:07Looking for some payback for his partner Big Sal!
04:10Mikey hits the steel and hard!
04:15So does Guido!
04:17Sal is being held to the back!
04:21My God!
04:23Those long-sharpened talons break down the back of Guido!
04:29Mikey's got himself a chair!
04:35And that does not bode well for the Sicilian shooter!
04:42Mikey's also got a sick, demonic, twisted attitude!
04:48And 13 previous concussions not added!
04:52Mikey misses the guillotine leg drop!
04:55Lands on the steel chair!
04:57There's the Sicilian slice!
05:00Lateral press!
05:02Mikey gets the left shoulder up!
05:07Guido chopping away in the corner!
05:12Reversal out of the corner on the Italian Whip!
05:17Elbow right to the point of the jaw!
05:20Guido charges!
05:21Nice clothesline runs right through Mikey!
05:27Boom!
05:28Boots right in the forehead!
05:29This may be all lateral twist!
05:31No!
05:32The shoulder came up off the canvas again!
05:35Guido now looking for the Maritano!
05:40Mikey goes low!
05:45Whipper-stamper!
05:46Whipper-stamper!
05:50Mikey beats Guido!
05:51Mikey whip-wrecked on a victory over Guido!
05:59Hello, everyone, and welcome to ECW on the only MTV network
06:03that thinks Limp Bizkit is something you serve with grits and gravy.
06:08TNN.
06:09Joey Styles!
06:10And well, well, well!
06:11It is I, the quintessential stud muffin!
06:15Joel, New York, Paris, London, Rome!
06:19Ladies love to hear my phone!
06:22Overseas and here at home!
06:25They love to drink my pearly phone!
06:28Good news!
06:30It was last Sunday at the Hardcore Heaven 2000 pay-per-view that Just Incredible threatened to throw down the ECW World Heavyweight title belt!
06:40Tommy Dreamer came to the ring and had to be restrained by security and ECW executive producer Paul Heyman!
06:46Lance Storm with Dora Marie made their way to the ring, and before the matchup started there was a catfight!
06:53Catfight!
06:54Just Incredible took out Dora Marie and now took out Lance Storm with That's Incredible to retain the World Heavyweight title, but there was so much more!
07:04Umm, I've got you on this one!
07:06I've got you on this one!
07:07I've got you on this one!
07:08I'm going to take you off!
07:09I've got you on this one!
07:10Oh, you're on this one!
07:12I need to be on this one!
07:13Oh, you're on this one!
07:14No yeah!
07:15Absolutely!
07:16No yeah!
07:17Here we go!
07:18Because you're a fat, disgusting, vulgar piece of crap.
07:48My god, they knocked out the cameraman.
07:51What the hell are you gonna do about that?
07:53Would you look at this?
07:55Only at ECW.
07:58I know what I should do about it.
08:01What's that?
08:04What the hell are you doing?
08:07Can we get somebody else?
08:10Nujek, Nujek, Nujek is the king of the streets once again.
08:18The Sandman has right on beat, and his wife is holding back the network.
08:47This is it! This is the best we have been waiting for!
09:00The return of Rob Van Dam taking on his greatest nemesis, Jerry Lynn!
09:05On tonight's program, we've got a battle for the ECW World Heavyweight title.
09:18Raven is looking for redemption after Cyberslam 2000. He's a former two-time World Heavyweight Champion. Will tonight be his third time as he takes on the reigning champion Justin Credible?
09:31With Francine!
09:44Absolutely! And when we come back, we'll take a look back at Hardcore Heaven 2000 and see what happened when Rob Van Dam came face-to-face once again with Jerry Lynn!
09:55Welcome back! It was at Hardcore Heaven 2000 that Rob Van Dam returned from the broken leg that kept him out of action for three months to once again face his greatest nemesis, the new effin' show Jerry Lynn!
10:07The matchup lived up to and exceeded the hype that preceded it when it looked like Rob Van Dam may have had Jerry Lynn beat.
10:16He was going up top for the five-star frog splash when from behind his best friend Scotty Anton...
10:22With friends like that, who needs enemas?
10:24...stumped him off the top turnbuckle!
10:26Van Dam crashed into the wooden ramp!
10:29We thought he snapped his leg again!
10:31Van Dam kicked out of one cradle pile driver, but not the second!
10:35Jerry Lynn hands Rob Van Dam his first defeat in well over two years!
10:40Jerry, I don't even care to know if you were in on it.
10:49You took something that didn't belong to you.
10:52A victory over me!
10:54And I don't f***ing lose!
10:57Now I always thought, Jerry, if I was to lose, I'd want it to be to you.
11:02But not like this!
11:04Come on!
11:06Scotty Anton, I'll deal with you.
11:12Cyrus, I'll deal with you.
11:16Rhino, you bet I'll deal with you.
11:20This was my comeback match from an injury to show the fans that I was back!
11:26I didn't come limping in, complaining about my ankle.
11:29I was back 110 percent!
11:32I came back better than before I left!
11:34And before I left, I was the best!
11:37This isn't just a win in the record books, Jerry Lynn.
11:41Cause this victory comes out of your ass!
11:44You're gonna know what I mean.
11:46When I'm through kicking your f***ing ass!
11:50On the whole f***ing show, Rob Van Dam!
11:55Rob Van Dam is in sick after losing to Jerry Lynn at Heart for Heaven 2000 in very controversial fashion!
12:12The controversy is that the pinfall came after a cradle pile driver!
12:19Lean in the middle of the ring!
12:21Delivered by Jerry Lynn!
12:22Scotty Anton getting involved is not the controversy!
12:27Scotty Anton keeps Jerry Lynn from taking credit for the first defeat of Rob Van Dam in two deals!
12:35Chris Chetty and Nova enter the ring!
12:42Every tag team here at ECW wants to be the next world champions!
12:48After just incredible, through death, those title belts and Cyberslam 2000!
12:55Coming up on Extreme Championship Wrestling, we'll see my favorite duo!
13:02No Vangetta?
13:04Nope!
13:05The Bulls!
13:06But who?
13:07The left one and the right one!
13:10I'm confused!
13:11Francine Sprest!
13:13Quick drive!
13:15Touchdown, Adrian!
13:16Okay, that's enough!
13:18You're just jealous!
13:20Here comes this Fox New York street gang, right off of Fordham Road!
13:26That's Roadkill and Danny Doyle!
13:30Danny Doyle and Roadkill have attacked the Baldies!
13:34The Dastardly One and the Angry Amish Chicken Plucker are doing their own street bugging on the Baldies!
13:45We've got a three-way dance!
13:48Welcome back to ECW on the Goober Channel!
13:53Springboard double clothesline by Roadkill!
13:56Do you realize that I can't hear you?
14:02Are you aware of the fact that there's a match in the ring?
14:06Frog Splash by Nova, not now!
14:09Here'd be my guest!
14:14I know where the camera's at, Styles!
14:16You know what the problem here at ECW is?
14:18Everybody wants to be hardcore!
14:21We bring in the greatest Japanese technician, Tajiri!
14:24Excuse me, Director!
14:25Roll the tape!
14:26And what does this guy do?
14:28He spills my blood all over the camera, live on pay-per-view!
14:33You can't roll highlights during a match-up!
14:35I can do whatever I want!
14:37I work with the network!
14:38Get back to the match now, please!
14:41You see how generous I am with my television time?
14:44I could've came out here and showed clips of me beating Nujak!
14:47I could've showed clips of me pinning Dusty Rhodes!
14:50But no!
14:51I came out here and I'm showing the world that Tajiri kicked my ass at Hardcore Heaven!
14:55This guy is so lucky!
14:57He comes out, he went to the restaurant!
14:59The fortune cookie said,
15:00It doesn't matter if he gets a camera on me!
15:02As you people may know by now,
15:05I'm friends with Cyrus!
15:09Well, maybe not.
15:11Easy.
15:13Novo hooks the leg of DeVito in the corner!
15:16Jenny spinning heel kick!
15:18Do you mind?
15:19We're doing a television croak right here, Karina!
15:21Do I mind?
15:22You know who should be mind?
15:23And it's the network!
15:24Because they're paying Gertner a ton of money!
15:26And he's got nothing to say!
15:28Gertner, do you have anything to say for yourself?
15:30Nova on the top rope!
15:33Nice super kick!
15:35Jenny hits the steel cord rail!
15:37And there's the Swanton ball!
15:40Covered by Nova on Angel!
15:45And Grimes lowers the boom on Nova!
15:50Nova never saw the 400 pounder!
15:53Nova and Chetty have been eliminated!
15:58And Nova have been eliminated!
16:00And now we've got Grimes interjecting himself into this matchup!
16:07Grimes stomping away on Nova!
16:11And Chris Chetty has seen enough!
16:16Unmarked territory for Chris Chetty!
16:22The cousin of Taz!
16:24The first graduate of the house of hardcore!
16:27He and Nova have both lost their temper!
16:31And seen enough!
16:33And it's good for them!
16:34It's about damn time!
16:36Just incredible!
16:37Threw down their hopes and dreams at Cyber Slam 2000!
16:42And now they have been victimized by the Baldies here in Minneapolis!
16:47Nova and Chetty are tired of playing fair!
16:51Tired of playing well with others!
16:53They are going to take Grimes out here and now!
16:57And now!
17:02Tidal wave!
17:06Grimes driven through the table!
17:20The 400 pound Grimes driven through the table by Nova and Chetty
17:25who have officially been eliminated from this now three-way dance!
17:32DeVito tending to Grimes!
17:35Danny Doring from behind gets caught!
17:42Wham!
17:43Bam!
17:44Thank you, man!
17:45Doring on top!
17:46Doring and Roadkill win this three-way dance!
17:50And now Angel attacks Doring!
17:53Hello!
17:55Roll the tape!
17:56I'm a victim!
17:57I'm a Japanese shooter!
17:58This guy thinks he's in the ultimate fight or something!
18:01Yeah, I was kidding!
18:02The crap kicked out of me!
18:04I'm not a shooter!
18:05I'm a wrestler!
18:06You know!
18:07You know!
18:08Dovito with the chair across the back of Roadkill!
18:17This matchup is officially over!
18:19Doring and Roadkill are the winners!
18:22But the Baldies are not satisfied!
18:26The Baldies want to eliminate all of their competition!
18:30This is nothing more than the New York City street mocking!
18:36The Baldies are showing the world that when you get in a battle with them, much like a New York City street play, participation by definition makes you a loser!
18:48My God!
18:49Roadkill driven down into those two chairs!
18:50Kidneys first!
18:51The mugging may be over because here comes the neighborhood watch!
18:55Minneapolis, Minnesota has never seen anything like ECW's original Gangsta New Jet!
19:21Oh!
19:22What do you mean?
19:23Are you ribbing me?
19:24Have you seen some of the freaky psycho chicks that Prince used to band?
19:29One of them had this splotch on her forehead that looked like something dusty!
19:33Alright!
19:34That's enough!
19:35The artist currently known as New Jack is about to paint the ring canvas with the blood of the Baldies!
19:42Run to the back of the Angel!
19:45Right hand for Dovito!
19:50Here comes the stapled-
19:56Oh my God!
19:58He just stapled Angel!
20:01That's disgusting!
20:04And he is far from done!
20:10New Jack now with the-
20:13Is that a fortune?
20:15The original Gangsta looking for some payback and getting it here!
20:28Of the Baldies in Minneapolis, Minnesota!
20:30Do you think Governor Ventura would approve of this?
20:33I'll tell you what, Gorilla!
20:35I think that Governor Ventura was like the fourth!
20:39Both Francine and Dawn Marie in the ring right now, McMahon!
20:44That's pretty good, Joel!
20:46But face looking-
20:47Oh, so bad for Dovito!
20:50He tried to retreat!
20:52And New Jack caught him!
20:53Dovito is a bloody mess!
20:55Dovito's set for the ride!
20:59What a haymaker!
21:02The haymakers!
21:03Dovito made the alcohol!
21:05But his troubles are just beginning!
21:09Oh, God!
21:10Oh, God!
21:11Oh, God!
21:12Oh, God!
21:13Can you hear DaVito screaming?!
21:15How do you treat an injury like that?!
21:25New Jack has made a statement here tonight!
21:38Rob Van Dam, Hardcore Heaven 99, you kicked me off the top rope, and I smashed my face
21:49on the concrete, but I've fought you another 20 minutes before you could put me away.
21:54While Hardcore Heaven 2000, we both got f***ed with.
21:59I got gored by Rhino, and your buddy Scotty pushed you off the top rope.
22:04Well, after he pushed you off the top, it didn't take me another 20 minutes.
22:09I put you away right away with my finish, one, two, three.
22:13So that proves I'm not just bitter, I'm better.
22:22Well, whether or not Jerry Lynn saw Scotty Anton shove Rob Van Dam off the top rope is still in question.
22:29It is now time for our World Heavyweight title matchup, Ray, the challenge is just incredible.
22:34Don't go away.
22:38Welcome back to ECW on TNN.
22:42The challenger is already in the ring, and here comes the ECW World Heavyweight Champion,
22:49and without question the most controversial World Heavyweight Champion we have ever had,
22:54just incredible.
22:56It was at Cyberslam 2000 that he vacated the World Tag Team title belt on behalf of himself and his partner.
23:05Lance Storm then goaded new World Heavyweight Champion Tommy Dreamer,
23:10who had just defeated Taz into an impromptu World Heavyweight title matchup.
23:15Francine with the low blow on Tommy Dreamer out of nowhere,
23:20and just incredible is now on top of the mountain here in Extreme Championship Wrestling.
23:32I would take a low blow from Francine any day of the week.
23:38You have got a one track mind that always leads to the same place.
23:45As long as it gets me to that hot, moist, tropical paradise.
23:51Enough with your vacation plans.
23:54We've got a World Heavyweight title matchup.
23:57Who's taking a vacation?
23:59Enough, Joel.
24:01Referee Jim Molyneux to officiate this world title matchup.
24:10He hails from the Bowery and weighs in at 261 pounds,
24:18Raven!
24:31And introducing the manager, she is the queen of extreme, Francine!
24:40Goal digger!
24:41Have you ever been jealous of a Singapore game?
24:44And she represents, hailing from Ozone Park, New York,
24:48and weighing in at 230 pounds,
24:52is the current ECW World Heavyweight Champion,
24:57Justin Incredible!
25:04It was at Cyberslam 2000, after Tommy Dreamer defeated Taz
25:09for the ECW World Heavyweight title,
25:12that Dreamer and Raven finally made their peace,
25:15only to have it interrupted by Justin Incredible,
25:19who attacked Raven, spiked Raven with,
25:23that's incredible, the Tombstone Piledriver,
25:26and then went on to win the World Heavyweight title
25:29with the help of Raven's manager, Francine.
25:33Francine not only double-crossed Tommy Dreamer,
25:35but Raven as well.
25:42Great shot of the World Heavyweight title, Bill.
25:46You know...
25:50Will you shut the hell up?
25:59Raven...
26:00I've beaten you,
26:02from pillar to post,
26:04everywhere around the goddamn country,
26:07and I've beaten you, one, two, three,
26:09in the middle of the ring.
26:11Tonight, Raven, in front of all of these jackasses in Minneapolis,
26:21I'm gonna show you why I'm the ECW World Heavyweight Champion.
26:28And the bottom line is, Raven, I've beaten you down like a dog,
26:34and I took your girl.
26:40Stay out of my way, fatty!
26:42And you!
26:43I'm tired of you,
26:44portraying me as some sort of coward!
26:46Look Tajiri!
26:47What?
26:48Thank you, Joe.
26:52Just incredible misses with the Singapore K,
26:54and there's the belt!
26:55Raven does not miss!
26:57Raven, a former two-time ECW World Heavyweight Champion himself!
27:022, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
27:06Raven raining down right hands on the Reigning World Heavyweight Champion!
27:10Oh, my God!
27:11Did you hear Just Incredible's hand hit the hardwood floor?
27:15Just Incredible upside down!
27:20His legs hit the guardrail,
27:22and his head hit first!
27:25Watch!
27:26His legs hit, and then his head cracks the hardwood floor!
27:31We're at the Sports Pavilion here at the University of Minneapolis!
27:35They play basketball in this building!
27:37It's nothing more than a hardwood floor!
27:40And Raven is picking him up!
27:43Just Incredible!
27:44Couldn't even get up on his own!
27:45Raven's going after him!
27:47It's now or never for Raven!
27:49The World Heavyweight Title is on the line!
27:52And the champion's in big trouble!
27:58Welcome back to ECW and Just Incredible's reign!
28:03As the World Heavyweight Champion may be short-lived!
28:07As Raven is capitalizing on Just Incredible,
28:12perhaps cracking up in his head here on the hardwood floor
28:16at the University of Minnesota Sports Pavilion!
28:21Raven has beaten Just Incredible all over the building,
28:25and now he's dragging him back towards the ring!
28:28And it's a good thing you just told everybody
28:31where we're emanating from!
28:33But maybe you should go tell Justin,
28:35because he has no idea!
28:38No question about that!
28:39He's wrestling on instinct alone as the World Heavyweight Champion!
28:48Raven now using the microphone as a weapon!
28:51Physical and psychological!
28:58What must that sound like inside the head
29:00of the World Heavyweight Champion?
29:02Get up, bitch!
29:04Just Incredible is disoriented,
29:06and Raven is taking full advantage!
29:09Never before has Raven hated anyone
29:13with the animosity with which he despises Just Incredible!
29:19Even in the years-long feud with Tommy Dreamer,
29:23that was just Raven using an avenue to make a name for himself!
29:28In Just Incredible, you have somebody who crucified Raven on this network's Christmas Eve special!
29:37Nobody has ever gotten under the skin of Raven like the current World Heavyweight Champion!
29:45Just Incredible!
29:46Just Incredible!
29:47Just Incredible!
29:48Well, he made an ass out of Raven at Cyberslam 2000,
29:50but he convinced Francine to help him win the World Heavyweight title after he dumped Raven on his head!
29:57Just Incredible!
29:59Just Incredible out of sheer desperation
30:03The whole blow!
30:04Yeah!
30:05And plants Raven through that table in the corner!
30:10Sheer desperation, my beautiful supple ass!
30:13Just Incredible might not know where he is,
30:16Just Incredible certainly doesn't even know who he is!
30:21He does know that his task at this moment is to hold on to that World Heavyweight title.
30:28I'll concede the point if you promise never to intimately describe your ass again.
30:34The World Heavyweight Champion now trying to take advantage of the low blow.
30:41Just Incredible all over Raven.
30:44Plans a right hand between the eyes.
30:46And now Just Incredible calling for Francine.
30:51And perhaps that Singapore cane, he's trying to get circulation back in his neck.
30:55My God, his head cracked the floor so hard.
30:59Francine always gets that circulation up and running from me.
31:03Just Incredible back on the attack.
31:05Draw another straight right hand, this time to the jaw.
31:09And down goes the challenger in the corner.
31:13Just Incredible now realizes he is in the fight of his life.
31:18And the World Heavyweight title hangs in the balance.
31:23Raven now being choked on the second rope.
31:28Just Incredible drags Raven back in the ring.
31:31Snap there takeover.
31:33Just Incredible up to the second turnbuckle.
31:39Drives the forearm across the chest into the throat.
31:42That was close.
31:44Francine screaming about a slow count that was not the case.
31:48And now Just Incredible takes Raven down to the canvas.
31:54Smart wrestling by Just Incredible, who should use any moment in this match that he can find to take a breather, get some rest, and collect himself.
32:05Meanwhile, Raven is fighting for every breath.
32:09Plus Francine trash-talking in his face, which is enough to drive any man crazy.
32:16Raven drives home the elbow.
32:18Make it two.
32:19Drop down by Just Incredible.
32:22Knee in the midsection.
32:24Raven head over heels.
32:25And once again, the World Heavyweight Champion stays one step ahead of the challenger.
32:34Just Incredible now back on the offense.
32:39Raven sent for the ride.
32:41Just Incredible now with the sleeper hold.
32:43He's going to try to put Raven asleep right here on TNN.
32:49Raven trying to fight the sleeper.
32:51Belly in a back suplex.
32:54Nice counter.
32:55That broke the hold.
32:57Both champion and challenger now down on the canvas.
33:02Francine screaming to Just Incredible.
33:05Get up.
33:06Get up.
33:06Jim Molotow putting the count on both Just Incredible and Raven.
33:13Just Incredible back to his feet first by a second.
33:17And again goes right back to the sleeper.
33:20Just Incredible.
33:23And Raven.
33:25Raven throws off Just Incredible.
33:28Like a fucking Bronco since Just Incredible.
33:32Crashing once again to the floor.
33:35But this time not before crashing through a table.
33:38We are witnessing a war.
33:44A war for the ECW World Heavyweight title here in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
33:53Francine slides the steel chair into Just Incredible.
33:58Just Incredible looking to turn back the challenge of Raven.
34:02Raven goes face first into the steel chair into the steel chair.
34:11Just Incredible giving Raven a dose of his own medicine.
34:16The irony did not end with the drop toe hold on the chair.
34:42Just Incredible using the microphone to get into the mind of Raven.
34:49Raven gets the boots up and not since the network saw the ratings for their arena football fiasco
34:55have we heard that much profanity from anyone at TNN.
35:00Just Incredible.
35:01Just Incredible steel chair right to the face down on the canvas.
35:06Raven desperately trying to pull himself up in the corner.
35:12What a war of attrition this matchup has become.
35:17The winner will be the survivor.
35:20Just Incredible step of the ride.
35:22Raven follows him in with the clothesline.
35:24Lance the knee lift.
35:26Just Incredible back to his feet.
35:29And Raven again.
35:30Lance the knee right in the face of Just Incredible.
35:342-2-2.
35:35Not just for the knee lift but for the second win.
35:38And there's the snot rag.
35:41It's the Bowery Booger Blower.
35:44Or at least nasal napkin evermore.
35:47Get it right one of these weeks.
35:48Whatever it is, Raven is trying to humiliate the World Heavyweight Champion
35:52the way he was humiliated at Cyber Slam 2000
35:56when Francine helped Justin win the World Heavyweight title.
36:00At this time, the drop toehold sends Just Incredible face first into the chair.
36:06Cover!
36:07No, Just Incredible just barely escapes getting the shoulder up off the canvas.
36:13Reversal off the Irish Whip.
36:18Francine with a Singapore King.
36:21Super King, Just Incredible on top.
36:24And Raven escapes.
36:28Just Incredible looks weary and frustrated.
36:33As well as in excruciating pain.
36:38And Raven goes downstairs this time.
36:41It's a schoolboy!
36:42Just Incredible just barely, just barely kicked out that time.
36:51Just Incredible puts the brakes on.
36:54Scoop, no!
36:55He's got him up!
36:56That's it!
36:57That's Incredible!
36:59It's over!
36:59It's up!
37:01Raven got the left shoulder up!
37:03Raven kicked out of, that's incredible!
37:06Francine can't believe it!
37:07The World Heavyweight Champion can't believe it!
37:10Hell, these fans can't believe it!
37:14Raven knows that this is his shot, his opportunity, his chance to take the ECW World Heavyweight title away from Just Incredible.
37:26And if he doesn't get the job done, he's well aware that there's a long list of competitors that can get a shot at Just Incredible well before he ever can, if he ever gets one again.
37:42And Just Incredible, just barely gets the right shoulder up, we were an inch away from crowning Raven a three-time World Heavyweight Champion.
38:00Raven was going for the even flow DDT, Justin, he got it, he got it, but Molyneux is down, Raven on top, Raven on top, if Jim Molyneux is still cutting!
38:12If, if my aunt had testicles, she'd be my uncle!
38:15There is no, there is no if, Raven proving that although he may be crafty, it doesn't matter when your luck has just run out.
38:25It may be more than luck, Just Incredible, Francine now all over Raven, not for long!
38:31Just Incredible, just Incredible using Raven's own DDT, Raven's foot across the bottom rope, Jim Molyneux spotted it out of the corner of his eye and halted the three-count.
38:47If Raven's foot wasn't on the bottom rope, if, if, it's by up!
38:54Raven now rolls to the outside, he's on the ring apron, shoulder block, found the mark.
39:01Slingshot into the sunset, flip, Just Incredible on top, Just Incredible used the second rope, Molyneux did not see it, Just Incredible retained the World Heavyweight title.
39:17These fans here in Minneapolis are absolutely furious, but nevertheless, Just Incredible is still the champion.
39:27Right now on ECWWWrestling.com, hundreds of exclusive digital photos from Hardcore Heaven 2000, including new ones of Electra, Dawn Marie, and Francine.
39:46Check out ECWWWrestling.com.
39:49Unfortunately, we have to end the program on this note.
39:54At Hardcore Heaven 2000, Lori Fullington, the Sandman's wife, was pile-driven off the ring apron, through a table, all the way to the floor.
40:02As of tonight, she is still in the hospital, and her condition is unknown.
40:07All because of this man, the world television champion, Ryan.
40:10You know what, I don't like to talk in the vernacular of the garden variety, hoi polloi wrestling fans of ECW, but I'm going to lay it on the line for you right now.
40:21I am so damn sick and tired of this godforsaken joke of a wrestling company.
40:27You see, I used to work for Vince McMahon, and I might end up working for him again when this merger goes through.
40:35Why am I mad?
40:36Because I've got myself here a tremendous, tremendous athlete in Rhino.
40:40And what do we put him in the ring with for ECW?
40:43With drunks?
40:44With decrepit idiots?
40:45With their horror wives?
40:47And he's the bad guy.
40:49I'm the bad guy.
40:51Well, let me tell you what I'm going to do.
40:52I'll send this stupid, sick wrestling company back to the Stone Age.
40:57I'll turn the lights out on the TV.
40:59I'll pay Vince McMahon $100 million just to come here.
41:02That's my $100 million rib on Paul Heyman.
41:06You know, a lot of people talk bad about Vince McMahon.
41:09Well, guess what?
41:10I've had to deal with Paul Heyman since I've been here.
41:13I've had to deal with ECW since I've been here.
41:15And Vince McMahon is a goddamn saint.
41:18And I'll part with $100 million of the network's money just to stick it in your face, Paul Heyman.
41:25I don't give a damn if it's Sandman.
41:31I don't give a damn if it's his bitch wife.
41:35I don't give a damn if it's Tijeri Super Crazy.
41:41And I don't give a **** if it's you, Rob Van Dam.
41:47Because if you want the ECW World Television to you, you will have to go through the big **** deal, Rob Van Dam.
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