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00:00:30This time we'll get that son of a bitch and bury him under the men's room and there'll be no more car chases in this town. A man on this force loses another car in pursuit of a suspect. He'll lose two years pay.
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00:01:29Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:01:59No illusions, makes you ready for the fun
00:02:02So grab a girl and run, grab a girl and run out
00:02:05Grab a girl and run out, grab a girl and run out
00:02:09Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it in the way
00:02:12Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it in the way
00:02:14You got the smokin', you're comin' for the bust
00:02:29Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it in the way
00:02:36Zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it, zip it in the way
00:02:38You got the smokin'
00:02:39Ooh, he's gonna bite by the dust
00:02:42The thing I hate is a car thief a lot
00:02:58About that chick-a-chick runaway, porky
00:03:02Want me to turn around and come back?
00:03:04That'd be the only sane and sensible thing to do, son
00:03:07Well, yes, sir, officer, that's just what you'll get
00:03:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:03:41Woo!
00:04:11Sheriff! Help!
00:04:24Chief, are you all right?
00:04:26I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
00:04:29Not only that, after wrecking the car, two years without pay, it's going to be pretty rough.
00:04:35Shut up, Bentley.
00:04:41Thanks for your little pocket, Sheriff.
00:04:47Shut up, Lester. Shut up, Lester.
00:04:54Sheriff, this is Stuggs. I'm in contact.
00:04:56I know you're in contact. I can hear you.
00:04:59No, contact high school. I've got the little booger right under my nose.
00:05:11I've got you covered, you little twerp.
00:05:26Now, come out with your hands on top of your head.
00:05:34I've got him, Sheriff. I think he's hiding in the trunk.
00:05:37What the...
00:05:38All right. Once more. Now, pay attention.
00:05:44This is a homecoming rehearsal. It is not a gang war.
00:05:49Just imagine.
00:05:51A hush goes over the stadium.
00:05:52I mean, this is as important as the game itself.
00:05:56Now, a one, a two, a three.
00:05:59Homecoming.
00:06:02Of which I am the queen.
00:06:04Homecoming.
00:06:05Time for autumn leaves that clog the eaves and the cold that freezes snotty sleeves.
00:06:12We believe these and other truisms right to the bottoms of our boo-isms.
00:06:18What you been up to, Roscoe?
00:06:19You want to be an accessory to the fact?
00:06:21The principal will present this year's queen.
00:06:24Miss Peggy Sue Turner.
00:06:28Uh, whose tangerine triumph convertible is that out there in the parking lot?
00:06:36It's my, Sheriff. It's going to be in the homecoming parade.
00:06:38Your ass is going to be in the homecoming!
00:06:42Don't mind me. You know, what the hell?
00:06:43Get it! Get it!
00:06:49Hey, Peggy Sue.
00:06:51What time you want to get picked up tonight?
00:06:53Picked up? What time do you want to get put down?
00:06:57Best with my daughter and all you pick up is your teeth!
00:06:59I get to keep her all night after the game, too.
00:07:09No back seat.
00:07:10Well, there are ways. At least six.
00:07:12Thirty-two.
00:07:14You've been reading my mail.
00:07:16Harold, pull over. Let me drive, okay? I want to check it out.
00:07:18Forget it! I'm the only one insured to drive it.
00:07:21Sure.
00:07:22And for one endless stretch of maybe 40 seconds,
00:07:25I'll be sitting right here,
00:07:26and Peggy Sue Turner will be sitting right here.
00:07:30And while she's blowing kisses to the crowd,
00:07:32guess where my eyeball is going to be pasted?
00:07:34And if I have to leave you a note,
00:07:36I'll remember to write backwards.
00:07:44The only reason my dad lets me go out with the quarterback
00:07:47is because I told him he never scores.
00:07:49Oh, I've got to go. Bye.
00:07:53Hey, Peggy Sue!
00:07:55Hi, guys.
00:07:56Can we drive you to the stadium?
00:07:59You know what it's like.
00:08:00I'll ask him anyway. I'm not afraid.
00:08:03Morning, sir.
00:08:05Just came by to Peggy Sue.
00:08:08Get.
00:08:09At least give us something for the homecoming scrapbook.
00:08:12Everybody else is giving us some kind of momento.
00:08:14I said get.
00:08:17Here. Put these beside my name.
00:08:19Go save. Let's go.
00:08:28Let's go.
00:08:28Hey, Bentley.
00:08:42Time's great. Let's make a deal.
00:08:44Get them where they're still hot.
00:08:45Hey, Bentley. You got it?
00:08:46You got six. Nobody will ever miss one.
00:08:48Now, listen.
00:08:49How can you get in trouble for this?
00:08:51Everybody knows that this isn't a catalog item.
00:08:55You got six. Nobody will ever miss one.
00:08:56All right. Give me it.
00:08:59I'll throw in the mad wheels for both curies.
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03But don't use it in town.
00:09:06Promise.
00:09:06I've got enough now to keep the fleet in shape for another year for sure.
00:09:15Some fleet.
00:09:17A criminal like yourself, Lester, probably snicker at it.
00:09:22But I'd say our parts department here saves Psycho County three or four thousand tax dollars a year.
00:09:29That's probably for me.
00:09:31Well, you're going to laugh out of the other side of your head when Habib calls me and offers me a million clams for my formula.
00:09:38I left this number.
00:09:39Habib who?
00:09:41Habib, Habib, Habib, that's who.
00:09:43He sells oil.
00:09:44What would he want to buy your moonshine for?
00:09:47So he can suppress it, dummy.
00:09:49You mean you'd sell out and your super fuel would just disappear?
00:09:53Time-honored American business practice.
00:09:58Thanks, Bentley. It works great, you dumb kid.
00:10:01You promised!
00:10:15What a clean shirt, Sheriff.
00:10:18What was that siren?
00:10:20I don't know, Sheriff. I thought it was you.
00:10:23I don't think so, Bentley. Could it have been you?
00:10:25Uh, right again, Sheriff.
00:10:29One, two, three, four.
00:10:37I want every starter to hit the john at least twice between now and game time.
00:11:00Stay loose! Stay loose!
00:11:04How's the knee?
00:11:06Boy, you'll be all right, Coach.
00:11:09Coach, I want to know, can I get an excuse from halftime chalk talk?
00:11:14I mean, with Peggy's suit getting crowned, no, I just didn't want to miss that.
00:11:19There is no room in this game for sentiments, son.
00:11:23For 48 minutes, you married to that pigskin!
00:11:26I know that, Coach, but halftime ain't part of the 48 minutes.
00:11:33We all going to be on the field during the ceremony.
00:11:38All right?
00:11:40Keep your mind on the game!
00:11:44Like this, Coach!
00:11:45You got it!
00:11:50Rascal, have you got it?
00:12:13Sure thing, Mrs. Cain.
00:12:14Just roll it out and turn the valve.
00:12:18You're so clever.
00:12:19Harold is so lucky to have such a clever friend.
00:12:22And such a beautiful mother.
00:12:23Oh.
00:12:27It's not the high ballers!
00:12:36Hey, Roscoe, you're not supposed to be hanging around here.
00:12:39Harold, I'm protecting you.
00:12:40Is the tank filled?
00:12:41I need your protection like I need a bee in my shorts.
00:12:44What are you doing?
00:12:49I need your protection.
00:12:53Don't lock it!
00:12:56Let's go!
00:12:57Don't lock it!
00:12:58Don't lock it!
00:13:00What's going on?
00:13:01Don't lock it!
00:13:02Don't lock it!
00:13:03Don't lock it!
00:13:04Don't lock it!
00:13:06Don't lock it!
00:13:11Don't lock it!
00:13:13Don't lock it!
00:13:14Those days, you had to have a personality.
00:13:41Now they can't spell it.
00:13:43They think a personality is someone you screw to get the crown.
00:13:52Homecoming is a ritual we perform just as the sun rises and sets.
00:14:00I pick Peggy Sue up over here.
00:14:02Then I drive around the back stretch to give the car the best exposure.
00:14:05Of course.
00:14:10Harold.
00:14:11Look at your mom.
00:14:12Oh, God.
00:14:17I'll kill her.
00:14:27Gentlemen, fire up now.
00:14:29It's here.
00:14:29Let's fire.
00:14:31Fire up.
00:14:32And go.
00:14:33Go.
00:14:34Oh, come on, mom.
00:14:45Isn't he wonderful?
00:14:46Kane, get back to the car.
00:14:49Oh.
00:14:53So where's Harold?
00:14:54Oh, he told me to tell you he was impotent.
00:15:00There's no I in the word T.
00:15:03No I in T.
00:15:11Keep driving the car.
00:15:12You're supposed to go the other way.
00:15:15You're supposed to go the other way.
00:15:15That's what they always say.
00:15:17Hey!
00:15:21Hey!
00:15:22That's not Harold.
00:15:23Now it gives me great answers to officially declare.
00:15:27Roscoe, are you trying to abduct me?
00:15:29I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
00:15:29I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
00:15:30Homecoming please!
00:15:31Who the hell, who the hell, who the hell is driving that goddamn, goddamn car?
00:15:36It's Roscoe!
00:15:38He's stealing my car!
00:15:39He's killing my daughter.
00:15:44Harold!
00:15:49You're responsible.
00:15:50And I want the truck back in, Jack.
00:15:53Madeleine!
00:15:54Marley, follow that car!
00:15:56I win!
00:15:56I've got Peggy's is true!
00:15:58Come with me, you can deliver it in person.
00:16:01Get out of here!
00:16:02Get out of here!
00:16:02Get out of here!
00:16:03Get out of here!
00:16:03Get out of here!
00:16:04I'll handle that!
00:16:06I'll handle that!
00:16:07Go back!
00:16:08Get back on the field!
00:16:09Get back on the field!
00:16:10Get back on the field!
00:16:11Get back on the field!
00:16:16I don't want to get personal, Kitty, but what in the hell are you trying to do to me?
00:16:21How much do you know about love, sir?
00:16:31Bill!
00:16:32Beth!
00:16:33Robin Jones!
00:16:38It came so unexpected, that people wonder why?
00:16:43A girl that looked under-protected, was a ticket for a ride!
00:16:46It hadn't been so bad if it had never seen a go.
00:16:51Now every clown, come and watch a ride, give out the joy in the show.
00:16:55But heading down the highway, like a special going along, he's just a girl who's been alive.
00:17:01We're going right along.
00:17:02Zip-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi-zi.
00:17:16Let's go for the bike like a dentist.
00:17:22Slow down, Rosco.
00:17:28Come on, take it easy.
00:17:33Rosco, will you slow down?
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:36When?
00:17:37On the curve.
00:17:46Get on the radio and tell Skunk to set up a roadblock at 291 and 136.
00:17:59I'll choke that master before he goes to trial.
00:18:02I'll say he choked on his own pillow.
00:18:07I'm out of hell with it.
00:18:09Coronation's ruined anyway.
00:18:12By Rosco Wilson.
00:18:13Hey, your father tried to kill me.
00:18:18Don't worry, next time he will.
00:18:21Got any chapstick?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24Why?
00:18:25No, soften your lips.
00:18:34Keep it in the car.
00:18:36Say my car.
00:18:38That's right.
00:18:40Lester, you gotta call Skunk.
00:18:43Tell him to set up a roadblock at 291.
00:18:47Well, hell, I ain't no goddamn cop.
00:18:49You gotta deputize me first.
00:18:51All right, all right.
00:18:53Raise your right hand.
00:18:56You've already been deputized, stupid.
00:19:01Good.
00:19:01Drive.
00:19:02I'm driving.
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05Me to my grave.
00:19:06Well, let us see you need them.
00:19:19Well, let us see you need them.
00:19:23Now we can go back.
00:19:39Well, you proved your point.
00:19:41You outran Daddy and all the rest of them.
00:19:44Well, what else is there to prove?
00:19:47What's my point?
00:19:48Do you get everybody's attention?
00:19:53So they'll say,
00:19:54Wow, Dig Roscoe.
00:19:55You're big-time King Kong macho man.
00:19:59Terror of contact hot.
00:20:01And if we go back now,
00:20:02while they're screaming around the boonies,
00:20:04you can have a last laugh.
00:20:06And you'll get your crown and...
00:20:08Well, why not?
00:20:09I deserve at least one fond memory of my unbent youth.
00:20:15That would have been it.
00:20:17Okay, look.
00:20:18I'll make you a deal.
00:20:20I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
00:20:23Except back.
00:20:25Why should we stop?
00:20:27We just got started.
00:20:30Lord, I was born to be the long arm of the Lord.
00:20:36Reaching out to strangle crap head,
00:20:39Roscoe.
00:20:41I don't know what could have gotten into Roscoe
00:20:43to make him do a crazy thing like that.
00:20:46He did it to show off.
00:20:48He did it to make me look like a simp
00:20:50just because I beat him at parallel parking.
00:20:53Well, he didn't even take drivers yet.
00:20:55The guy's got no sense of social responsibility.
00:21:02In your head,
00:21:03do you think you're rescuing me or kidnapping me?
00:21:07That's your choice.
00:21:08I just want to get you away from your father
00:21:10to the football team
00:21:11and all that other high school crap.
00:21:14How long are you planning to hold me against my will?
00:21:18Tell you like it.
00:21:20Or tell you decide to like me.
00:21:24And that shouldn't take very long.
00:21:25You know, I've known people being solitaire for six years
00:21:29and they forget how to talk.
00:21:31They can't even use their knife, fork, and spoon.
00:21:34The last county kidnapping, the punks got off completely.
00:21:37That's what they deserve, you know.
00:21:40You remember that screwball
00:21:42who wants ransom-paid and grocery coupons.
00:21:47Well, that is even too good for him.
00:21:49What a screwball.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51I'm going to stick my fingers in his ears
00:21:54and I'm going to electrocute him
00:21:57with my own bare hands.
00:22:01And he's just going to fuck out my brain soup.
00:22:06Yeah!
00:22:37I have to go to the bathroom.
00:22:41Gee, I didn't think girls like you ever went.
00:22:43I'm not kidding, Roscoe. It's time for pit stop.
00:22:46Okay, okay.
00:23:06You want a view of all the highways?
00:23:09That's right, I want a view of all the highways.
00:23:12Sir, we need to use the bathroom.
00:23:14Sorry, you want a gas station.
00:23:16Oh, please.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:22Forgot to tell him king-size.
00:23:24Oh, what do you mean a king-size bathroom?
00:23:27Of course.
00:23:28Well, you got a dirty mind?
00:23:31Hey, Fred, wake up.
00:23:33Put the whiskey in the toilet tank and the kids in the attic.
00:23:36Take him to room 102.
00:23:38308? Why not 102? That's empty.
00:23:42Honeymooning?
00:23:43Kidnapping.
00:23:44It ain't that sweet.
00:23:46Crazy nitwit.
00:23:48Hey, somebody stole my suitcase.
00:24:00Wait, boys, hit the beach.
00:24:03This room's got the softest mattress this side of Mars' red light drive-in.
00:24:10Hmm.
00:24:15102.
00:24:16This is it.
00:24:18Yes, dear.
00:24:19We call this the consummation suite.
00:24:24Sir, there's somebody here already.
00:24:26I'll bet you're ready.
00:24:27Come on.
00:24:28Where's the bathroom?
00:24:29If you need the bathroom, it's right in there.
00:24:32Don't get me any honeymooners anymore.
00:24:33They go mostly to the motels.
00:24:35Don't get me any honeymooners anymore.
00:24:36They go mostly to the motels.
00:24:39How'd you hang your clothes out there?
00:24:51Oh!
00:24:52Smells like that.
00:24:53Sorry, I can't cook.
00:24:55Smells like money.
00:24:58I can't smell anything.
00:25:00Oh, rich, rich.
00:25:01Oh, rich.
00:25:02Oh, rich.
00:25:03Oh, rich.
00:25:04That's a bad sense of smell, isn't it?
00:25:06You're a nice little pair.
00:25:07Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:25:09Hey, hey, hey.
00:25:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:25:11Stay right there now.
00:25:17Ooh, excuse me, madam.
00:25:19She broke the window.
00:25:25Stop whispering.
00:25:28Didn't you hear that?
00:25:29A gentleman wouldn't make mention of it.
00:25:32She broke the window.
00:25:33She's gonna slash her wrist.
00:25:34Oh, she's one of those, huh?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36Guess we'd better go in and see.
00:25:37Peggy Sue.
00:25:38It has to be one of these.
00:25:40There you find it.
00:25:41I gotta go get my camera.
00:25:43Gotta take photographs of the blood.
00:25:45At least I don't have to mop it up.
00:25:48Peggy Sue.
00:25:50Mind if I get some sleep?
00:26:03Don't I'll say ho.
00:26:06I bother.
00:26:07He loves no how.
00:26:09He's gonna kiss me like an old cow.
00:26:12Gonna tie me up to a hitchin' plow.
00:26:15I've got them blues, yeah.
00:26:17I've got them blues.
00:26:18I've got them blues.
00:26:19Hey, hey.
00:26:20Hi there.
00:26:22Oh, Frank.
00:26:23Don't set the gate, Frank.
00:26:28Here.
00:26:29Let me help you out.
00:26:30Drop it any time, honey.
00:26:32Oh, my, how you've changed.
00:26:35Uh-huh.
00:26:36So, homecoming queen to home-going captain.
00:26:39Oh, wait a minute.
00:26:41I've got these.
00:26:43Wait now.
00:26:44I wanna get a picture of the two of you from a scrapbook.
00:26:48Hold it.
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:51Give up easily.
00:26:52Have I given up?
00:26:56Well, I expected you to stage a big physical scene in front of everyone.
00:27:00You still don't know my style.
00:27:02Now, hold it.
00:27:03I'm going over here.
00:27:04We'll get much better.
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:06And with you doing ten to life, I never will.
00:27:10Thanks for the ride.
00:27:13That's a good one.
00:27:27Frank, you dumb son of a bitch.
00:27:29You locked me in again.
00:27:31I just heard the news.
00:27:36Those two are kidnappers.
00:27:38Ridiculous.
00:27:39Just look at the smile on the face of the bride.
00:27:43I just heard those two are kidnappers.
00:27:47Peggy Sue!
00:27:48Peggy Sue!
00:27:49Hey!
00:27:57Hey, why'd you change your mind?
00:27:59Decided to like it.
00:28:04Whoa!
00:28:09What the hell is going on here?
00:28:11You're not could have courted me with flowers going to the movies and that kind of stuff.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:21Wouldn't have worked?
00:28:24That's right.
00:28:55I guess when we catch him, you and Roscoe will trade cars, and Peggy Sue will go with you in the homecoming car, and I'll go with Roscoe in this car.
00:29:13What if we don't catch them at all?
00:29:14For all of your devotion, across a million oceans, and don't you know wherever I go, when trouble always follow me high?
00:29:29And I'll take your magic potion, and put the world in motion, and Peggy Sue, I'll do it for you, when trouble will be falling behind.
00:29:41Sue and me now, we're coming down the road feeling like a locomotive, but those two will do it for you, when trouble will be falling behind.
00:29:52And trouble will be falling behind.
00:29:59Trouble will be falling behind.
00:30:03What's going on? I'm cold, clean, this is private property.
00:30:12Better of a bitch.
00:30:18When I get this dude Roscoe down on his dirty back, sir, I want you to free my hand, so as I can just take his head off.
00:30:24Just one pop, sir. One pop.
00:30:37Aw, man, we're never gonna find another one like this.
00:30:40Sure, but this is great, but everybody knows this car.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:46Hey, pull in here, the car wash.
00:30:49Right.
00:30:49Right.
00:30:49Right.
00:30:50Right.
00:30:51Right.
00:30:54Ask him if he wants to trade.
00:31:06You can't trade something that isn't yours.
00:31:09I don't want to steal another one.
00:31:12There'll still be just one.
00:31:13We'll leave the convertible here.
00:31:19Excuse me, sir.
00:31:22Hey.
00:31:23We're fresh out of quarters.
00:31:27Sorry, sister, but I'm saving these here for the stock exchange.
00:31:31And I'll only give you a rinse.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33All right.
00:31:34Can you show me how?
00:31:35Yeah, come with me.
00:31:36I'll show you how to do that.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:38No, I couldn't get my hoop to go up.
00:31:40Hey.
00:31:41Yeah, where are you going?
00:31:41Oh, I see.
00:31:43Yeah.
00:31:44Hey, down your foot or lever.
00:31:47Now, go down, sir.
00:31:48There's nothing good at all.
00:31:49Ha, ha.
00:31:50I'll get you for that.
00:32:06Hey, you having a good time?
00:32:08I don't know me at all today.
00:32:10I'm breaking rules that I really believe in.
00:32:13Yeah, but I'll be picking up the dues.
00:32:15As long as we stay in Psycho County, Daddy will keep us out of prison.
00:32:19Hey, we left Psycho County a half hour ago.
00:32:21You've got to get me out of here.
00:32:25Well, it looks like he's leading us in a big circle around through Psycho Nazi and up through
00:32:32Bella Donna County.
00:32:33And we can't call in the FBI until he crosses the state line.
00:32:37The car's settling.
00:32:38It's crushing me.
00:32:40God.
00:32:41Well, maybe we would call in the guard.
00:32:44Call the fire department.
00:32:45You can't use a fire department on police work, stupid.
00:32:54Hey, that's Bleed.
00:32:57Watch the car.
00:32:58I'm going, Chief.
00:33:00I never thought I'd need that chicken shit Bleed.
00:33:09Getting anything from him is like trying to shit my shoe.
00:33:13Hey, buddy.
00:33:17You come to help, huh?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24You come to help, huh?
00:33:26Now we've got a couple more cars out.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:30Oh, my.
00:33:30Looks like an accident here.
00:33:33Let me see your license, please.
00:33:34Look, a kidnapper and rapist got my daughter.
00:33:37This is a real vehicle pinch.
00:33:40And you a car, huh?
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42After this example of your drive?
00:33:44Oh, Bentley was driving.
00:33:47Well, I can see the pinch you're in, all right.
00:33:49Yeah.
00:33:49But we got county rules.
00:33:51Sherm, it's my poor little daughter.
00:33:54Law's the law.
00:33:55Just sign right here.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:59Bentley.
00:34:00You call Scugs and tell him to pick you up.
00:34:03And have him pick me up at Snake Lake's truck stop.
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:08He needs some help down there.
00:34:10Eh.
00:34:13Hey, baby.
00:34:17Hey!
00:34:21Take that one.
00:34:32Turner, I'm ordering you to stop.
00:34:34You read me, bogey, old buddy?
00:34:37I'm ordering you to stop and face around the Nazi county!
00:34:40Stop, Nazi county!
00:34:43What?
00:34:43Oh, my God!
00:34:57Oh, my God!
00:35:09see it see what my car you idiot what the hell you think they're doing up here
00:35:191974 cream pontiac ventura yeah with a nice and fresh fryer i want action i want it fast
00:35:28don't you worry none mr camaro we'll take care of it
00:35:3110-4 glenn they're in a 1974 cream pontiac ventura
00:35:39would you like to fly in the army what the salvation army
00:36:09sure
00:36:11hey sheriff turner
00:36:19it's quarterback here sir quarterback calling smoky number one
00:36:26god damn
00:36:34get out of there you dummy
00:36:38well what do you know
00:36:46not much sheriff what do you know i don't mean what do you know i mean what do you know
00:36:54about what about my daughter you double barrel jerk i think she's the finest creature on god's earth sir
00:37:02you know where the runt might have taken her
00:37:04no sir i don't
00:37:05i'll get my hands on him on my red neck
00:37:08don't you do anything to him
00:37:09but i want to help rescue the girl i'm gonna marry
00:37:12mary
00:37:14who's i gonna hang about getting married my daughter is only 17 years old
00:37:19and she's not about to marry the likes of an idiot like you
00:37:23marriage is a holy thing sir
00:37:25it's not to be scorned
00:37:27people take things too lightly these days
00:37:29now i know
00:37:31why she used to come home from her date's crime
00:37:34and i promise you
00:37:35that if i ever get her back i won't make her
00:37:38go out with a jerk like you
00:37:40sir
00:37:41coach what if he's right
00:37:53what if i am a jerk
00:37:55coach
00:37:58if you think i ought to continue in my attempt to rescue peggy sue
00:38:01show me a sign
00:38:03thanks coach
00:38:11yes miss lesder
00:38:25that's you habib
00:38:26yes it is i'm
00:38:28sheikh abu habib bibubub
00:38:31brother of babe
00:38:32bibububub
00:38:33bay of babe bibububub
00:38:36have you got it the formula
00:38:38yeah you got a million clams
00:38:40oh yes of course
00:38:42i'll meet you snake like snack in a half an hour
00:38:44snakey like a snack
00:38:47good bye
00:38:49what was that b-flat
00:39:04b-flat b-flat
00:39:05b-flat
00:39:06b-flat
00:39:07b-flat
00:39:11cpcp
00:39:16abTake me
00:39:21and if you think you're going to take me up to the door
00:39:21pay for more
00:39:25great
00:39:29okay
00:40:01Oh, my God.
00:40:31Oh, my God.
00:41:01Oh, my God.
00:41:31Oh, my God.
00:42:01Oh, I wonder if he's hurt.
00:42:11Are you all right?
00:42:12I'm a doctor.
00:42:13Yeah, yeah, I'm all right, Doc.
00:42:15Listen, Doc, I got to borrow your car.
00:42:16It's a matter of life or death.
00:42:18Kiss mine, Charlie.
00:42:20You ought to watch your language, Doc.
00:42:29You're probably going to burn in heck for this.
00:42:32But it'll be worth it.
00:42:33I've been had.
00:42:39So I said to him, I said, Roscoe, you lay a hand on Cindy and you're a gone goon.
00:42:44A long gone goon.
00:42:46He was able to grab Peggy Sue because I was making sure he didn't grab you.
00:42:53I'm glad.
00:42:55I wouldn't know what to do.
00:42:57You could have paralyzed him with your beauty.
00:43:00How?
00:43:01It's easy.
00:43:01Just hike up your skirt a little bit.
00:43:04Then while he's staring, you get him to the karate shop.
00:43:09Pretend I'm kidnapping you and you want to distract me.
00:43:12Like this?
00:43:13Oh, yes.
00:43:14That's very good.
00:43:15Oh, that's great.
00:43:16Nobody can resist staring at that.
00:43:18More.
00:43:18High five!
00:43:24Help!
00:43:27Help!
00:43:39Harold!
00:43:42Harold!
00:43:43Harold, are you all right?
00:43:45I'm all right, Cindy.
00:43:46Are you all right?
00:43:47I'm all right, Harold.
00:43:47Harold, but are you all right?
00:43:50I'm all right.
00:43:51Oh, Harold, I'm really sorry I hit you and made you wreck your car.
00:44:00That's okay. It wasn't my car.
00:44:02I guess the chase is over.
00:44:05No.
00:44:06Roscoe will probably stop for lunch at the Snake Lake truck stop.
00:44:08We'll catch him there.
00:44:11Later.
00:44:12Later.
00:44:17I wish we could just push a button and make this car sprout wings.
00:44:25We could have the whole world in front of us.
00:44:28Meanwhile, we got the whole state behind us.
00:44:30Yep.
00:44:31Damn bad boys.
00:44:47Damn.
00:45:09Damn.
00:45:10Damn.
00:45:11If my friends could see me now, they'd probably be cheering us on.
00:45:21Go! Go!
00:45:41Oh, that's better.
00:46:11Hey, you bastard! Come back here!
00:46:19Oh, fuck!
00:46:31Lester!
00:46:33Hey!
00:46:35Pig!
00:46:3776!
00:46:4142!
00:46:4241!
00:46:43Hut!
00:46:44Hut!
00:46:45Hut!
00:46:46Hut!
00:46:47Hut!
00:46:48Hut!
00:46:49Hut!
00:46:50Hut!
00:46:51Hut!
00:46:52Hut!
00:46:53Hut!
00:46:54Hut!
00:46:55Hut!
00:46:56Hut!
00:46:57This is Glenn in a helicopter.
00:46:59We spotted them in a beige Pontiac heading east on Highway 204, Sheriff.
00:47:03They're still in another car.
00:47:05Over and out.
00:47:07It's time to switch cars.
00:47:09Let's get a big one.
00:47:10Do I like big ones?
00:47:11Well, let's try something they'll never suspect.
00:47:14Do I?
00:47:15Try something they'll never suspect.
00:47:16Oh, my God!
00:47:18Oh, my God!
00:47:30Oh, my God!
00:47:46Oh, my God!
00:48:08Well, this isn't so bad, you know. They can fix it.
00:48:12You know, if they can sew people's fingers on today, they can fix this.
00:48:18Are these big enough?
00:48:20There he is.
00:48:21We'll get one at good old Snake Lake Snacks.
00:48:23Yeah, they've got terrific Goose Burger.
00:48:43Oh, my God, we won't be late, go!
00:48:46Shh!
00:49:16Whoa!
00:49:17Well, you got your big one.
00:49:21Go in the cab and pull the compression release.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28Compression release.
00:49:29Right.
00:49:30Turbo.
00:49:31Woo!
00:49:32Compression release.
00:49:33Somebody's been messing with my cab.
00:49:48And here she is now!
00:49:51Hey!
00:49:52Oh, God.
00:49:53Hey, kid!
00:49:54Come back here!
00:49:56Oh!
00:50:03What happened?
00:50:04They tried to cop the ring.
00:50:07Whoa!
00:50:08Whoa!
00:50:09Fred and Ginger!
00:50:24This is an unacceptable waste.
00:50:27Filthy shame.
00:50:28You're under arrest.
00:50:30Oh, Sherm.
00:50:31You're in my county now, and you can't even arrest a butterfly.
00:50:36But the crime was initiated in Nazi county.
00:50:38I got the right to pursue, even across state lines.
00:50:41Look, only the FBI can cross the state lines, Sherm.
00:50:44You're so stupid about the law.
00:50:47Oh, yeah?
00:50:48Well, I know a criminal when I see one.
00:50:56Stop!
00:50:57They're all juked!
00:50:58Yeah!
00:50:59You shoot me, I'll hang you!
00:51:00You'll never let them see it!
00:51:21See him?
00:51:22No.
00:51:23I don't see anyone.
00:51:36You guys trying to steal my daddy's car?
00:51:38No, no.
00:51:39We wouldn't do that.
00:51:40No, no.
00:51:41We don't steal.
00:51:42Yeah?
00:51:43Like I don't smoke cigarettes.
00:51:44Cigarettes?
00:51:45You?
00:51:46Do you want to trade your dad's car for a pack of cigarettes?
00:51:50Ten packs.
00:51:51No filters.
00:51:52Well, let's get her what you want.
00:51:54Give up, you jackass!
00:51:55Ah-ha!
00:51:56Now what's the jackass?
00:51:57You're the one that's out of bullets!
00:51:59What the hell?
00:52:00Come on, you jackass!
00:52:01Give up, you jackass!
00:52:02Ah-ha!
00:52:03Now what's the jackass?
00:52:04You're the one that's out of bullets!
00:52:05Ah! Now who's the jackass?
00:52:08You're the one that's out of bullets!
00:52:28Look, Sheriff!
00:52:30There's a damn martial law taking place here!
00:52:34Look out!
00:52:36Why? What happened?
00:52:38The Cambodians landed in San Clemente.
00:52:42Who in the hell are you?
00:52:44Mellow Rabbi is my name. Mellow Salvation is my name.
00:52:48Can I help?
00:52:49Get the hell out of the way!
00:52:57Hunter! You come back here! Stop!
00:53:00Shit!
00:53:02Hey, I was on the way to my brother's wedding.
00:53:04Now I want to go help fight the Cambodians.
00:53:06Fine, fine. You take command of that tank over there and guard the road.
00:53:10Sorry to run off with you like this, Padre.
00:53:22But my little girl's been up adopted by some goddamn teenage car thief and anything I hate's a car thief.
00:53:28If I ever get my hands on him, I'll tell you there's no power on God's crown or he's gonna keep me from killing that son of a bitch.
00:53:38Tell me, Padre.
00:53:40Is there any secret word that will save my soul?
00:53:45Freak thee not, my son.
00:53:47Yeah?
00:53:48Straighten thy wig with a monstrous hit.
00:53:51Oh, well, I've given up smoking.
00:53:56Here!
00:53:58Smoke him in good health.
00:54:00Silver.
00:54:01Remember, you never saw us!
00:54:02Hey, Hector!
00:54:25Hey, baby.
00:54:26Ate some fire?
00:54:28Sure, big boy.
00:54:37Hey, uh...
00:54:38Did you kids see?
00:54:40Give me those cigarettes!
00:54:45Don't be proud. That's my baby.
00:54:47Did you see a young couple in a stolen Pontiac?
00:54:50She's beautiful and he's definitely retarded.
00:54:54I saw them, but they're not in Pontiac.
00:54:56What are they in?
00:54:57I'm intellectual.
00:55:02Tobacco.
00:55:03Kidding.
00:55:08There you are.
00:55:10Oldsmobile station wagon, towing a boat, licensed 700 DTW.
00:55:15700 DTW.
00:55:17Which way did they go?
00:55:19They went that-a-way, Sheriff.
00:55:20That-a-way.
00:55:21Ah, thank you, honey.
00:55:23I hate corrupting a little kid like that.
00:55:40Man, this turd's so slow, a couple of yongles are catching us in a pickup.
00:55:43Really?
00:55:44Yeah.
00:55:45Oh, my...
00:55:46That's Daddy!
00:55:47Oh, no!
00:55:48She's got no zipped.
00:55:50It's right on her tail.
00:55:52Come on, do something!
00:55:54Mom.
00:55:55Mom!
00:55:56That's Getnam!
00:55:57Come on!
00:55:58Do something!
00:55:59No!
00:56:01No!
00:56:02It's all right!
00:56:03No!
00:56:04He's a Hmm!
00:56:05He's running.
00:56:06You's running with me.
00:56:07She's running and peering.
00:56:08It's too heavy!
00:56:09Mas functions!
00:56:24Oh, my God.
00:56:54Oh, shit.
00:57:24Oh, shit.
00:57:26Oh, shit.
00:57:28Hey there, Charger.
00:57:30Oh, ho.
00:57:32Hoagy.
00:57:34Well, need a boost?
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:38I need a rest because of my back, you know.
00:57:42All I really need, Nellie, is your car.
00:57:46Oh, no, you don't now, Hoagy.
00:57:50That's a big hot no-no.
00:57:52War is hell, Nell.
00:57:54Get out now, Hoagy.
00:57:58Oh, my God.
00:58:00Oh, my God.
00:58:02So I told Helen, hey, book the little shit on indecent shortness.
00:58:08Hey, you're not Nellie.
00:58:10Thanks.
00:58:12This thing's dying on us.
00:58:16We gotta get another one.
00:58:18Marvelous time.
00:58:20It's just superb.
00:58:22I know it'll be fantastic.
00:58:24It'll be jolly good.
00:58:26No, no, no, that's perfectly all right.
00:58:28Nice car, sir.
00:58:30Good afternoon.
00:58:37Come back, you swine.
00:58:41That cheeky young couple stole my car.
00:58:46Ooh.
00:58:48Look what I found.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:59:00Come back.
00:59:02You modo.
00:59:06This game is turning right now.
00:59:16One, two, three, four, four.
00:59:19This game is fun.
00:59:21The way...
00:59:23get out of here.
00:59:25One, two, three.
00:59:27Are you just going to ignore me?
00:59:47Lady, I'm crying. I'm crying.
00:59:58Watch out!
01:00:19Ah, not out of here.
01:00:21Now get out of here.
01:00:27Sure.
01:00:57I wore a tip.
01:00:59Van.
01:01:00Hello down there.
01:01:01Put out an APB on that black chippy coat.
01:01:05You boys got the lots of hands.
01:01:07Let's go.
01:01:08I wore a tip.
01:01:10Van.
01:01:11Hello down there.
01:01:12Put out an APB on that black chippy coat.
01:01:18Jimmy, go!
01:01:27Sheriff Fleet!
01:01:29Come on, join the party.
01:01:33You boys got a lot to answer for.
01:01:36Deputy, in a Nazi county court.
01:01:40Oh, come on, what the hell, Sheriff?
01:01:42It's off the taxpayer's ass anyhow.
01:01:44Come on and have a beer.
01:01:46Beer?
01:01:47Jimmy, cross Red Creek Bridge.
01:01:49The car thieves are heading for Red Creek Bridge now.
01:01:52Roger Glenn, I'm on my way.
01:01:55And you're looking very palsy-walsy.
01:01:57It's okay, it's okay.
01:02:21It's okay.
01:02:22.
01:02:37.
01:02:42No!
01:03:12No!
01:03:42No!
01:04:12No!
01:04:16No!
01:04:19No!
01:04:39Wooooah!
01:04:41Sheep!
01:05:01Ha ha! Smokey bites the dust!
01:05:03Have a nice swim, Daddy!
01:05:11Come on! Come on!
01:05:13Come on!
01:05:14Come on!
01:05:27Police!
01:05:28Police!
01:05:30Hey!
01:05:35My mother, she's drowning!
01:05:41Come on!
01:05:42Come on!
01:05:43Come on!
01:05:44Come on!
01:05:45Come on!
01:05:58Hey!
01:05:59Help!
01:06:09What do you...
01:06:11Hey!
01:06:12Hey!
01:06:13Hey!
01:06:14Hey!
01:06:15Hey!
01:06:16I'm going to put his ass up around his neck and choke him to death.
01:06:43He's done right for my car! Come on, let's go!
01:06:50Turt, you drive. Just remember to get away from a Belgian Frankenstein.
01:06:54And we'll get him for you, lad!
01:07:13Wow!
01:07:16Ha, ha, ha!
01:07:20Oh, look!
01:07:22Oh, really?
01:07:28Oh, my God!
01:07:32Oh, my God!
01:07:35Oh, my God!
01:07:37I'm not on my feathers!
01:07:40God, I'm on my knees.
01:07:43Oh, God!
01:07:45I'm not on my feathers!
01:07:46Not on my feathers!
01:07:48Oh, no!
01:07:50Oh, no!
01:07:52Slow down!
01:07:54Hey!
01:08:02Oh, God!
01:08:04Go!
01:08:06Bastards!
01:08:16Oh, God!
01:08:40Oh, God!
01:08:42Hey!
01:08:44Oh, God!
01:08:46Hey!
01:08:48Hey!
01:08:50Kill!
01:08:54Oh, God!
01:08:56Oh, God!
01:08:58Oh, God!
01:09:08Oh, God!
01:09:10Oh, God!
01:09:14Oh, God!
01:09:16Oh, God!
01:09:18Oh, God!
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:22Oh, God!
01:09:24Rootbeer.
01:09:43Rootbeer.
01:09:46Rootbeer.
01:09:51Rootbeer.
01:09:53What happened to your car?
01:09:55I'm dying less.
01:09:56Oh, well, you better have a hot plate of SpaghettiOs and plenty of beer.
01:10:00Root.
01:10:01Root.
01:10:02Root.
01:10:03Root.
01:10:04Root.
01:10:05Root.
01:10:06Root.
01:10:07Root.
01:10:08Root.
01:10:09Root.
01:10:10Root.
01:10:11Root.
01:10:12Root.
01:10:13Root.
01:10:14Root.
01:10:23I think I lost them.
01:10:24They must be that Rolls-Royce I just spotted.
01:10:26I can't figure what the hell a car like that's doing way out here, but they're going crazy on North 248.
01:10:56I'm sorry.
01:10:59I'm sorry.
01:11:06No!
01:11:08No!
01:11:17No!
01:11:19No!
01:11:24They lost us.
01:11:49For how long?
01:11:50Every lane, freeway, highway, and byway in the surrounding four counties has been blocked
01:11:56by the highway patrol.
01:11:57There is no way anything on wheels can get through.
01:12:01I need that bitch.
01:12:03No more wheels.
01:12:04You get a plane?
01:12:05No.
01:12:06I can't fly.
01:12:07But I can sail.
01:12:09Me too.
01:12:10Let's go back to Snake Lake and get a racing boat and head out to Big Moe.
01:12:14St. Louis.
01:12:15New Orleans.
01:12:16All right.
01:12:17We're going with it.
01:12:18Whip it good.
01:12:21Who owns this car?
01:12:25It's mine.
01:12:26Let me have the keys, man.
01:12:28Let me have the keys.
01:12:30Move over.
01:12:33I'm an officer of the law.
01:12:36Move over.
01:12:37This is an emergency.
01:12:39Damn it.
01:12:40You know what I'm?
01:12:48What is?
01:12:49Thirsty.
01:12:50Very, very thirsty, I'm.
01:12:52First oasis pulling in.
01:12:54Sure.
01:12:58Hello down there.
01:12:59Can you hear me?
01:13:01The Rolls Royce is crossing the barrens towards Snake Lake.
01:13:04We'll stick to him like shit to a blanket.
01:13:34they're shooting shooting bullets they're shooting shooting yes this has got to reverse
01:13:45yes well use it let's get the hell out of here i should have asked for two minutes
01:13:56here they are now let it straight me get two asses milk two mint tea two goat's eyes and one camel burger
01:14:14salami salami salami is that you ah much greetings miss lester it is gorgeous for
01:14:24to look on you the wise men why don't we from here get away secluded too for our privates oh
01:14:37well you want to be private well that's a good idea we can just walk over here to snake lake
01:14:41nobody ever turns up there snakey lakey it is for us
01:14:54let's take the rolls
01:15:22hey stop stop wait wait peggy sue i don't want to shoot
01:15:35come back here oh god damn
01:15:41you got them chief they went down to the boat dock it's a dead end where in the hell have you been all day
01:15:58oh god god like you've got galloping ringworm boy put yourself on report
01:16:10yes sir
01:16:11thanks for the ride fellas have a good one thank you
01:16:23thanks y'all thanks y'all here oh hi kenny i'm gonna tear your insides out look out harold oh don't hit
01:16:39you're gonna hurt him come on let's go
01:16:52oh wow never hot watered one of these babies
01:17:13some dark just wiped out over there whoa hang on a minute i'm thinking
01:17:27oh man i can't hot wire this baby let's get another boat at bad lay beach come on
01:17:40oh so you're gonna hurt him
01:17:46oh harold look out
01:17:48oh harold get up
01:17:50fear for everybody
01:17:52you're gonna hurt him
01:18:09what are they fighting about who cares listen if the sheriff comes back tell him i've taken a short cut to the lake
01:18:14shortcut to the lake
01:18:30well this is my end let's see the one may get plans well miss lester you are a trusting man thinking i'm
01:18:38oh harold
01:18:46oh fungo one million clams
01:18:59this is some kind of joke
01:19:00oh
01:19:02kakara
01:19:02kusamek head of infidel
01:19:06yon stomputapan
01:19:14six buckets kentucky sewer mash
01:19:18two buckets georgia turpentine
01:19:21one quart barn varnish
01:19:24one pinty coon oil
01:19:28coon
01:19:29coon
01:19:29jackal oil okay
01:19:31yeah fine fine
01:19:32three kegs mule sweat or four kegs donkey juice
01:19:36i've got to save lester
01:19:38yeah
01:19:39come on
01:19:40one pound chicken lips
01:19:42we don't got chickens we use vultures
01:19:45sounds it correct
01:19:47head off
01:19:49lester
01:19:51you can't just go wander off
01:19:53you're still under arrest
01:19:57make it the double
01:19:59bolio
01:20:00kakari
01:20:01oh
01:20:13reach count jockeys
01:20:14oh terrific
01:20:17i'll mull you down
01:20:19god damn boy you saved our neck
01:20:24sheriff ought to let you off now roscoe
01:20:27he ought to give you an unconditional pardon
01:20:29but he won't
01:20:30have you seen sheriff turner
01:20:44have you seen sheriff turner
01:20:48have you seen
01:20:49no i haven't
01:20:50no i haven't
01:20:51ah
01:20:51ah
01:20:52whiff
01:20:52you've seen
01:20:53sheriff turner
01:20:54they're off the lake
01:20:55yeah
01:20:56ah
01:20:56ah
01:20:57ah
01:20:58ah
01:20:58ah
01:21:00ah
01:21:00ah
01:21:01oh
01:21:03oh
01:21:05i'll make you a deal
01:21:07you arrest me
01:21:09and i'll let the arabs go
01:21:10oh i don't know about that
01:21:12you let them go they'll cut off my head
01:21:14is that right
01:21:15oh yeah yeah yeah
01:21:17henry henry henry hey
01:21:18hey
01:21:24oh
01:21:26well porky the only thing to do is let me go right
01:21:28i mean
01:21:30oh
01:21:37oh
01:21:39oh
01:21:41oh
01:21:43oh
01:21:45oh
01:21:47oh
01:21:49the infidel down put
01:21:51oh
01:21:52oh
01:21:54oh
01:21:55now
01:21:55my turn it's
01:21:57look what you did buddy
01:21:58well i was supposed to know you being attacked by pirates
01:22:01oh
01:22:02oh
01:22:03oh
01:22:03poor lady
01:22:04my kind of assistance being
01:22:06ah
01:22:07ah
01:22:09i got you
01:22:10thanks up
01:22:11that's it
01:22:12that's it
01:22:12over here
01:22:12that's there
01:22:13yeah
01:22:14you shouldn't have that gun
01:22:15what you're still under arrest
01:22:17for christ's sake
01:22:18grab me
01:22:19i'll block
01:22:19i'll win you
01:22:20give me that
01:22:22line it up everybody watch it
01:22:25do that i'll pump 20 around
01:22:29move it out
01:22:31move it you too numbnuts
01:22:33all right now line it up grab some sky
01:22:36fun's over
01:22:38we're going to the cars
01:22:39you got it
01:22:48i got you you jerk
01:22:59daddy how could you
01:23:01shut up
01:23:03you're under arrest
01:23:06for car theft
01:23:07kidnapping and everything else
01:23:09and the rest of you can go home
01:23:13read
01:23:19everybody here is free to go
01:23:21except
01:23:25but here's that damn fool that was trying to rob those poor arabs
01:23:29they was trying to chop off my head
01:23:31do you expect me to believe that
01:23:32that's a solid fact of record chief
01:23:35i regard it as
01:23:36bullshit
01:23:37all right now in charge
01:23:39i'm
01:23:40i'm
01:23:41we
01:23:42head of infidel
01:23:44on stone foot
01:23:45what you gotta be kidding
01:23:46no i'm very serious
01:23:48you're not kidding
01:24:02wait a second
01:24:03yes what
01:24:03i'm not going to let you get away with it
01:24:31you can stop it
01:24:36why
01:24:37why we do
01:24:38we do this
01:24:40we could brothers be
01:24:42brothers
01:24:56oh crap
01:24:57we've been looking for you
01:25:01you take him
01:25:08i'll take him
01:25:14sorry coach
01:25:20oh
01:25:24harold
01:25:25harold
01:25:25uh he'll be all right
01:25:26come on
01:25:27please don't die
01:25:28okay
01:25:29care for a dip
01:25:30no i'd love to see you
01:25:32why not
01:25:38well which way you want to swim east st louis or west colorado
01:25:42well it doesn't matter as long as we're together
01:25:46yeah
01:25:49hey what the
01:25:51yeah you could say that again
01:25:53yeah
01:26:03yeah
01:26:05yeah
01:26:07i'm
01:26:11yeah
01:26:13yeah
01:26:15yeah
01:26:17yeah
01:26:17yeah
01:26:19yeah
01:26:21yeah
01:26:24You'll get the impression, if there's anything to learn
01:26:27Just a second light, a river of applause, and watch the bum-bum-bum-bum
01:26:32Having no illusions make you red and bold and bum
01:26:36So grab the girl and run, grab the girl and run
01:26:40It came so unexpected, and people wondered why
01:26:45A girl that had gone protected was taken for a ride
01:26:49It hadn't been too fat, but that had never seen before
01:26:53Now, every clown from once around came out to join the show
01:26:57They're heading down the highway like a sea sur flor, going off
01:27:01Just grab the girl and run, grab the girl and run, yeah
01:27:06Zip-a-ti-tip-a-ti-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip
01:27:09You gotta smoke it, you gotta pull the burst
01:27:14Zip-a-ti-tip-a-ti-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a-tip-a
01:27:18You gotta smoke it, it's gunna bite the dust
01:27:22The moral of the story is a mystery to me
01:27:26The sheriff took to the bone of jail and threw away the key
01:27:30But knowing that the county only had that single cell
01:27:35They haven't been complaining at the hill they're doing well
01:27:39You see, you never know when or when the race is going on
01:27:43So cry for girls and run, cry for girls and run
01:27:46Cry for girls and run, cry for girls and run
01:27:51Cry for girls and run, cry for girls and run
01:27:55Cry for girls and run, cry for girls and run
01:27:59Cry for girls and run, cry for girls and run
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