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00:00Hey guys, it's Cool Blonde Wave back. I'm Aaron. I'm Calvin. Eric. And we're back with Naruto Shippuden, where last time, uh, we have, uh, Deidara in Kabuto, on the way to the island.
00:12We have a whole bunch of... The island that is a mobile island. Yep. Yeah, it is. It's mobile.
00:20Aerial combat happening. There's an explosive clay. A ton of Zetsu clones in the ground somewhere.
00:26Yep.
00:26By the statue, I think. Like a hundred, right?
00:31A hundred thousand? Yeah. Oh, yes, my bad. I have root... I couldn't understand that I had a K here.
00:38A hundred K Zetsus. Yeah, a hundred K Zetsus.
00:41Produced, yes. Like a hundred thousand. Like a hundred, right?
00:44No, there's a lot. Yeah, a lot of them. Um, yeah, and the island is a turtle, and it's moving around, so, uh...
00:50Let's see what happens next.
00:51Hey, Octopops. I can't tell whether this one's a boy or a girl. It's all curled up.
01:02It don't really matter which this one is. There isn't a quiz. Say it's a girl, and finish this piece.
01:09Look, can you just ask the armadillo, please? You're their boss, right?
01:13It says that it's private's a private, yo.
01:15Oh, really? That's the way it is?
01:19Well, male and female, there's some species that are able to switch between them both, yo.
01:24But check it. The heavens and earth can't switch places, yo.
01:27Fool, ya fool, ya fool.
01:30Oh. Oh, it's a snaaaack.
01:32It's a big ol' snack.
01:35With arms. Or a salamander.
01:37Yeah, as I'm saying.
01:38It's a snake with arms, and there's that little squiddy squid.
01:41A tiny squid. Is it tiny?
01:43Well, he's pretty big, but he's a small part of the tiny comparatively.
01:45Oh, god. Come on, squid.
01:48No.
01:49It killed the squid.
01:50His tentacles took off, too.
01:53It killed the squid.
01:55You took me a little bit by surprise, because I heard that you were already dead, Daedara.
02:00I wasn't expecting your clay clones.
02:03A youngster from the leaf defeats you, and then you have a gall to try to sneak back in amongst the living.
02:09Just shut up! I killed that damn Sasuke Uchiha!
02:12It seems Daedara doesn't know anything.
02:16That's enough!
02:17I knew there was going to be an ambush.
02:20Do you think I'd saunter in here without a plan?
02:23Ugh. What do you mean by that?
02:29No! The turtle!
02:31Damn.
02:34Aw.
02:36I hope he's okay.
02:37The artist right here.
02:41Is it artist or artiste?
02:43There's no E, right?
02:45No way!
02:46He's already found him!
02:48After him!
02:49Roger!
02:50Yes, sir!
02:52Aw, buddy!
02:53Is he taking the turtle down?
02:56Under the water?
02:57Maybe the turtle just can't stay afloat, because he's being pulled down under the water.
03:03He's got toxins in his blood.
03:06Oh!
03:06His size, strength, and sensory abilities all surpass those of the first one.
03:12Give me a big one, Daedara!
03:17Damn it!
03:18He's so fast!
03:20Does it hurt him at all, Dan?
03:22Oh, he's sliding between them.
03:24Huh!
03:25Another...
03:26Oh, it's a...
03:26It's a clay bomb.
03:28Yeah.
03:29A big explosion.
03:30Don't blow up the bottom of the turtle.
03:32No!
03:33No!
03:35No!
03:35No!
03:37No!
03:37He's going to capsize the turtle in the water!
03:44Oh, that's lucky.
03:47Dude, how do you...
03:48How do you escape the inside of a capsized turtle?
03:50I can't believe it, but the heavens and earth really did.
03:55Damn!
03:56Fool, you fool.
03:58Ha!
03:58I knew it!
04:02Oh, is that why they're sad?
04:03Yeah.
04:04We're just going to have to handle it ourselves.
04:06What?
04:08Fool, you fool!
04:11Dude, is he dead?
04:12I hope not.
04:13I don't think he's dead.
04:14I just think he's...
04:15Stoned?
04:16You do remember this, don't you?
04:19A box.
04:20Oh, what?
04:21What?
04:21What?
04:22What?
04:22Oh!
04:22Dad!
04:23What do you think you're doing on that sushi?
04:25If you unleash that here, you'll kill the turtle island!
04:29Dude, I need you still alive.
04:38Whoa!
04:39They just had a top?
04:42Oh, it's that thing that Eric makes.
04:46I thought for a second it was like a rock monster like...
04:48That'd be great.
04:50Do I make?
04:52Like a soldier that takes damage and defends you.
04:57Oh, look at the catch.
04:59No, he's constricted.
05:01He's tightening around the neck.
05:11Quick line?
05:15Ah, here they are at last.
05:18There he is.
05:19There should be five people.
05:21Wait, you're the Tsuchikage's granddaughter, aren't you?
05:25Perfect.
05:25Now all of you can just take me right to where Naruto is.
05:29Dude, take off your rope.
05:30I'm gonna see what you look like underneath.
05:31Mm-hmm.
05:32Yeah.
05:32Yeah.
05:32Come on, I see you have.
05:33Water style!
05:34Water trumpet!
05:35Nice one!
05:36Nice one!
05:37I get it.
05:38You idiot!
05:39This means you can't move at all!
05:41My quick line jutsu is essentially like fast-acting cement.
05:45Yeah, he got leafy.
05:46I'll flip the turtle over.
05:47Right?
05:48Keelhauling him.
05:49Good.
05:50Now you're all ours.
05:51I'll go extract his intel.
05:52Aw, he gave him a bridge.
05:53Okay.
05:54He gave him a bridge.
05:55Okay.
05:56Kabuto, how you feel?
05:57He gave him a bridge.
05:58He gave him a bridge.
05:59Okay.
06:00Kabuto, how you feel?
06:01He gave him a bridge.
06:02He gave him a bridge.
06:03He gave him a bridge.
06:04He gave him a bridge.
06:05Okay.
06:06Kabuto, how you feel?
06:07Kabuto, how you've fallen.
06:10Oh, goodness!
06:11Another stone statue thingy.
06:17He's fulting!
06:19Oh my god!
06:21Kill it!
06:22Hate that.
06:23Hate it!
06:26He said he wanted the clone for his experiments!
06:29Yeah, fuck.
06:30Luckily, Kuratsuchi, I recognize the hand signs for your jutsun.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Oh, his hands are...
06:36Yeah.
06:37He's like a Hutt.
06:43Shoot in front of him.
06:44Yeah, right?
06:45Yeah, right?
06:54Come on, turtle.
06:55Prepare yourself!
06:56Now you'll die!
06:57Dig a lock!
06:58We'll see who's art is greater!
07:00Your particle style, or my explosion style!
07:04He gave it a turn.
07:05What is this?
07:06Oh, he's taking him back.
07:07Kabuto took him back.
07:08He did.
07:09I can't sense the enemy anymore.
07:11I've no idea which direction he went.
07:14It's useless.
07:15And he took Yamato.
07:16Yamato.
07:17Mm-hmm.
07:18The assailant didn't go after the eight or nine tails.
07:21Then it's hard to tell if he wanted Yamato, or if he was simply after any hostage that he could then interrogate.
07:27He probably wants DNA of the first thing I got.
07:30Sure, but not.
07:31He's up against Madara and his strong visual jutsu.
07:35Once someone's caught under it, there's no escape.
07:39I don't believe that's the souvenir I asked for.
07:43Yeah.
07:44No, you're correct.
07:45It isn't.
07:46But he is the nine tails guardian and possesses much classified intel.
07:50Well, you wanted to see what he looked like.
07:52Yeah.
07:53This way's better for you.
07:55Then hurry up and do it.
07:57I'm tired of talking.
08:00This left eye of mine is itching for battle.
08:04Dang, man.
08:05Yeah, I know.
08:06Shit.
08:07I thought it was so quick.
08:09It did feel quick.
08:11You shine brightly.
08:13Yes, I understand, Gai-sensei.
08:15But how can I shine even brighter?
08:17That is just superficial brightness.
08:19This is true shine.
08:21It's Dazzling.
08:22I can also cook eggs out of this way.
08:24Jesus.
08:25Oh, God.
08:26Would you guys like something?
08:27No.
08:31Alright.
08:32Well.
08:33What's it up to?
08:34Checking with Lee.
08:35Dazzling.
08:37You're so impressed.
08:38Man.
08:39Right.
08:40So, has Kavito, that's been a snake body the whole time.
08:43He hasn't actually had legs.
08:44Well, we haven't seen his legs.
08:45Well.
08:46He's been wearing that robe.
08:47Since he showed back up.
08:48Yeah.
08:49I assume so.
08:50Because I was like, okay, he's got the snake tail.
08:52You know, I guess he just has a tail now.
08:54But that's the rest of his body.
08:58Mm-hmm.
08:59I did not like that when he molted his other.
09:02Uh.
09:03It opened up.
09:04I didn't know.
09:05That was such a Nerochimaru move.
09:06That was gross, dude.
09:07Dude, all this snake shit.
09:08So creepy and weird.
09:10Mm-hmm.
09:11I also was super stressed for the turtle this episode.
09:14The turtle?
09:15I think we should stop stressing about the turtle.
09:16I think he's gonna be okay.
09:18The giant island would be okay.
09:19I think he's gonna die and you shouldn't worry about him.
09:20Yeah, and you shouldn't worry about him.
09:21I know, but he's innocent.
09:22He probably doesn't even know what the hell's going on over there, you know?
09:25Ah, this giant fucking sea salamander's getting me.
09:30Kabuto was involved in Yamato's creation, or just Orochimaru was involved in?
09:35Orochimaru, I think, was involved in Yamato's creation.
09:38Because, like, whenever Yamato saw him, it seemed like he had kind of like a you kind
09:42of moment.
09:43Mm-hmm.
09:44I didn't know if it was like...
09:45I know Kabuto's been involved in a lot of it with Orochimaru.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Orochimaru was involved in cloning and stuff, and we got Yamato from a lot of that too,
09:52but...
09:53I don't know.
09:54I couldn't remember if Kabuto had been involved in that, and it was like a, oh, we see each
09:58other again for the first time.
09:59I think he would be too young, right?
10:00He'd be too young.
10:01I think.
10:02But...
10:03I don't know.
10:04I feel like he was pretending to be a cadet when Yamato would have been...
10:09I don't know.
10:11Does Yamato age normally?
10:13I figure he does.
10:16I figure he was, like, he was cloned and he's grown up naturally from the time that
10:23Orochimaru would have been doing cloning research and stuff in the Leaf Village.
10:29I mean, that's my theory.
10:31I don't know.
10:32I mean, it makes sense why Kabuto wants him.
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:36What he could do with him, or what information he even knows that might be useful to Madara.
10:41Like, there's a lot of things Yamato knows or could probably assist with against our allies.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Yeah.
10:49I would say so.
10:50While this animal's crying.
10:52Yeah.
10:53It's ridiculous.
10:55But, yeah, I mean, Naruto still believes that that's the mission.
10:59That's what he's gotta do.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Even though they haven't ever switched places.
11:03Will the turtle flip back over?
11:05We don't have...
11:06I mean, he's not on ground, so he probably can't in the water right now.
11:10Like, he can probably dive, right?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Because, like, if he can swim, then most likely he can dive.
11:16I would imagine so, yeah.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Though he probably has a lot of air in him, I guess?
11:21I don't know.
11:22Um...
11:23Because they're in him, and there's air in there.
11:26So if he, like, suddenly died, all that air would be in there, right?
11:29Air in here.
11:30Yeah, Aaron's over there.
11:32You're right.
11:33Um, but yeah, I don't know.
11:34He's probably fine.
11:35He'll probably flip over and be okay.
11:37Yeah.
11:38With his arms was...
11:39I don't like him.
11:40And he killed a squid!
11:41Yeah.
11:42That was, like, a defender of the turtle.
11:45I know.
11:46I liked it.
11:47He tripped off two of his tentacles, as well.
11:49Wow.
11:50I was less concerned about that and the death.
11:52Yeah, I saw that first.
11:53I was like, oh, no!
11:54But I was like, oh, he's dead.
11:55Oh, okay.
11:56Yeah.
11:57But I was like, oh, man, Calvin's dead!
11:59You're like, yeah!
12:00Someone took his arm!
12:01And I'm like, I don't care about that!
12:03He's dead!
12:04Well, it would be...
12:05It would be as if I saw Calvin.
12:07Calvin, this is Calvin's arm!
12:08Oh, no!
12:09And then I see him dead.
12:10Yeah, that makes more sense.
12:11This is less pressing.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14I'm glad that we still get a little bit more Daedara here.
12:17I just enjoy the voice actor and...
12:19Yeah.
12:20I don't know why, like, when I see him, like, chewing and making clay, it just makes me happy.
12:24All the Akats are weird.
12:25They're all very weird.
12:26Yeah.
12:27I enjoy their weirdness.
12:28Coming out of snakes, eating with their hands, turning into, like, their tentacle monsters
12:33underneath.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Heads can be cut off when they're still alive.
12:37It...
12:38I say enjoy it, but I enjoy how it makes me feel, which is...
12:42Like, sometimes it's funny, but sometimes it's gross, and I do enjoy that feeling.
12:46One guy was just like a tall boy.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Like a...
12:53Like a cylinder.
12:54Like a can.
12:55Like a beer can.
12:56Who is?
12:58Uh...
12:59Uh...
13:00Fucking puppet guy.
13:02Oh.
13:03Sasori?
13:04Sasori.
13:05He was a snail, man.
13:07No.
13:08Like, he was a cartridge inside of a puppet.
13:10In his heart?
13:11Yeah.
13:12His essence or whatever.
13:13He was a cartridge in a puppet.
13:15In a puppet.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Hmm.
13:18Okay.
13:19Um...
13:20Yeah.
13:21No, I mean, I'm interested to see what they're gonna do, and now that Madara has the other
13:25eye, and it's itching for battle, like, I don't want him to come after Naruto and,
13:29uh...
13:30Killer B?
13:31Killer B.
13:32Yeah.
13:33Fool?
13:34You fool?
13:35Do you remember my name?
13:36I...
13:37I did not.
13:38I forgot.
13:39Like, that's gonna be a heck of a battle if he has to fight them.
13:40Both of them together, yeah.
13:41Or it's not if he's gonna just wipe the floor with them.
13:43Which is worse.
13:44That would be worse.
13:45I mean, he has, what, seven tailed beasts worth of tails.
13:52So he has, what, like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
14:05He's got, like, 30 tails.
14:06You did math.
14:07That makes sense to me.
14:08There's always chasing tails.
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