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00:00Cool!
00:07It isn't just for geeks!
00:30Let the nightmare begin, just like life.
00:51Now, just to show that medieval literature can be fun,
00:55we're going to join the poet Dante on his trip to hell.
01:00Sorry, I guess that is a harsh word.
01:03So we call it Dante's Inferno.
01:06Attention Lawndale students!
01:09It seems that Larceny has enrolled at Lawndale High.
01:13The following items are missing.
01:15A number two pencil that belongs to the fine people who give the SATs.
01:21The key to authorized freedom and bathroom use.
01:24A hall pass.
01:26Winnie the Pooh.
01:28The only book in the school library anyone can actually read.
01:32In a stunning breach of discipline,
01:35my disciplinarian award has been stolen!
01:38And the symbol of Lawndale's gridiron pride.
01:42The Lawndale Lion.
01:43He roars no more.
01:46Until these items are returned, the entire school will be put on detention,
01:52and there will be no more marshmallows on the cafeteria's pudding!
01:55Thank you!
01:56You may resume your learning.
01:58Oh my!
01:59Now, let's all go to hell!
02:02I mean, let's all go with Dante to his Inferno.
02:07It starts in a dark forest.
02:09A forest of Dante's spiritual confusion.
02:12He meets his guide, the Roman poet Virgil, who takes him out of the woods and into the Inferno.
02:18Some of you might think Dante was better off in the woods, but he has to go through the Inferno to get to purgatory.
02:25And finally, to paradise.
02:27So let's begin the first chapter of Daria's Inferno.
02:31I thought Dante was writing before they invented cheap special effects.
02:36This isn't English class.
02:38It's actually interesting.
02:40A little too interesting.
02:42Note to my big head.
02:44Don't open your mouth.
02:46Landing is the part of falling that I've never liked.
02:50Whoa!
02:51Oh!
02:52It was just a dream.
02:54Hold it.
02:55Why am I in my room?
02:56I usually do my sleeping in class.
03:00Oh, I see.
03:02School was called off because of the weather.
03:05So do I stay here or go out and play in the hallucination?
03:09Daria!
03:11Daria Morgendorfer!
03:14What do you want, Mr. Ugly Painting?
03:17That's Ms. Ugly Painting, thank you very much.
03:20Jane?
03:21Last time I tried that with a Picasso and wound up with one of my eyes on my butt.
03:25And now for some fast-paced spiritual journey action.
03:29We're going to hell!
03:31That's a relief.
03:32I was worried we were going back to class.
03:35You must find Ms. Lee's missing junk or endure eternal detention.
03:39Follow the clues, Daria.
03:41Remember, I am with you.
03:43Unless I find something else to do or you start whining.
03:46How convenient.
03:48Follow me!
03:49And through your courage, virtue, wisdom, and a cheesy little bag of tricks,
03:53you shall save Lawndale High from the purgatory of detention.
03:57Find Ms. Lee's five missing items or be stuck in this dream forever.
04:04An eternity in hell or back to English class.
04:08Choices, choices.
04:10Lawndale High.
04:11Give up your brains, all ye who enter here and find the Disciplinarian Award.
04:17Seek the tower.
04:19Its secret lies with Mr. DiMartino.
04:22Find DiMartino.
04:23I must be near Lawndale High.
04:30I can smell the stench of human defeat.
04:33Or is that the cafeteria?
04:35Another marvel of technology.
04:54A door opening thingy.
04:56A wrench.
04:57Isn't that what the Three Stooges use for cosmetic surgery?
05:01Is this some computer geek's idea of a good time?
05:30It's the charge of the Tyke Brigade.
05:32Half-pint bikers into garage doors and stop them next on Six Sad World.
05:37I feel like I'm in an episode of This Old Hydrant.
05:44I feel like I'm in an episode of This Old Hydrant.
05:45I feel like I'm in an episode of This Old Hydrant.
05:49The subconscious of a true loser.
05:50I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
05:51Oh no.
05:52Hell's Angels on Big One.
05:53I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
05:54Oh no.
05:55Hell's Angels on Big One.
05:59Just the thing for that sinking feeling that this game's gonna go on forever.
06:00I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
06:01Oh no.
06:02Hell's Angels on Big Wheels.
06:06Just the thing for that sinking feeling that this game's gonna go on forever.
06:13I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
06:14I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
06:15I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
06:16Oh no.
06:17Hell's Angels on Big Wheels.
06:18Just the thing for that sinking feeling that this game's gonna go on forever.
06:48I'm Dream both of us are in a full a négo ofャ inspiring life!
06:52I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
06:55The hidden flow with a sufficient power orders can be stumbled on forever.
06:58called and out?
06:59Just kind of his home.
07:00Please take a great rejoin itself!
07:03I'm dreaming about garage door openers.
07:06Pretty cool.
07:10Oh no.
07:15Can't even believe my gate door openers!
07:16This would be a lot more fun if someone were under that door.
07:46More garage door action and thrills.
07:58So much for Hells Angels on big wheels.
08:13Like this my mighty whistle. You'll need it sooner than you think. I gotta take a lap now.
08:20This whistle's been used. Are there germs in Hell?
08:32Note to self. The road to Hell isn't paved with good intentions. Just regular asphalt.
08:43The hall is empty. I guess class is in session. When the bell rings, that's when the real nightmare begins.
08:50.
08:57.
09:02What's the frequency, Fido?
09:27Are jocks and cheerleaders going to the dogs?
09:29The Wonder Ears, next on Six Head World.
09:42I'm getting more exercise sleeping than I do when I'm awake.
09:47Is that the sound of blood vessels exploding or Mr. DiMartino teaching?
09:55I see Mr. DiMartino's classed up the joint.
09:59I'm not even trying here!
10:04What country do you live in?
10:08Launday, it rules!
10:12Hey, stop staring at me!
10:24I'm not even trying here!
10:25I'm not even trying here!
10:26What country do you live in?
10:27Launday, it rules!
10:29Hey, stop staring at me!
10:36Can't complain!
10:37Last time I had this dream, I was in my underwear!
10:41Can't complain!
10:42Last time I had this dream, I was in my underwear!
10:58I was in my underwear.
11:13Hey, stop staring at me.
11:28Here's a real brain sizzler. What was President Lincoln doing when he got shot?
11:40Making a drug bust that went down bad?
11:58Hey, stop staring at me.
12:07Hey, stop staring at me.
12:12This one's for the big money.
12:14Who was our first President?
12:17Uh, Vince Lombardi?
12:20Hey, stop staring at me.
12:24Uh-oh, my irritation meter is off the charts.
12:28See you in hell.
12:31I can't believe I'm gonna have to live my own sequel.
12:38And away we go.
12:58Breathing can be fun.
13:01Breathing can be fun.
13:03Breathing can be fun.
13:04Breathing can be fun.
13:05Breathing can be fun.
13:06Breathing can be fun.
13:07Breathing can be fun.
13:08Breathing can be fun.
13:09Breathing can be fun.
13:10Breathing can be fun.
13:11Breathing can be fun.
13:12Breathing can be fun.
13:13Breathing can be fun.
13:14Breathing can be fun.
13:15Breathing can be fun.
13:16Breathing can be fun.
13:17Breathing can be fun.
13:18Breathing can be fun.
13:19Breathing can be fun.
13:20Breathing can be fun.
13:21Breathing can be fun.
13:22Breathing can be fun.
13:23Breathing can be fun.
13:24This would be a lot easier if I'd remember to dream that my feet were wheels.
13:47I'll get my second pair of pants. You don't want this one.
13:56What's the bill that gives you your rights?
14:00TV Guide?
14:06I've got to get my emotional wellness pills on my hands.
14:10Gonna make like Hiroshima!
14:12You bet I gave them to O'Neal. He's a real brain sizzler.
14:15What was President Lincoln doing when he got shot?
14:19Making a drug bust that went down bad?
14:45No way!
14:46The action is a laser that will be on your hands.
14:48AHHHH!
14:49The situation that trains the car to drink.
14:50It's better than him.
14:52The situation that needs to be a little more.
14:54like the cat Nedley.
14:55I can't wait for him to eat.
14:57I can't wait for him.
14:59The way he gets to watch the cat.
15:01I don't know how the cat can't stop him.
15:02I can't wait for him.
15:03Must be a good place if I can't get in.
15:33It's locked. I should talk to DiMartino first.
16:03I'll wear a second pair of pants. You don't know this one.
16:32What's the bill that gives you your rights?
16:42I've got to get my emotional wellness pills or my head's gonna make like Hiroshima.
16:47When I gave them to O'Neil, this one's for the big money.
16:51Who was our first president?
16:54Uh, Vince Lombardi?
17:02That should fill the halls with mindless idiots.
17:12I'll be right back.
17:15I'll be right back.
17:17I'm gonna be right back.
17:23Ow, go away.
17:48Go make us proud.
17:50Give me an exit.
17:53Go make us proud.
17:56Go make us proud.
18:03Give me an exit.
18:09As long as Mr. O'Neill isn't doing his interpretive dance version of Hamlet, I'll risk it.
18:15As always, Mr. O'Neill's teach-
18:21Ow, touched by a cootie.
18:33Ow, touched by a cootie.
18:35Ow, touched by a cootie.
18:35Ow, ow, ow.
18:53Annoying students are flogged into shape and out of the classroom.
18:56Ow, ow, ow.
18:57Next on Six Ed World.
19:06Uh-oh.
19:07My irritation meter is off the charts.
19:10See you in hell.
19:13Next time I'm-
19:14And away we go.
19:16I can't imagine I imagined this.
19:25I need help.
19:33Go make Gimmy an exit.
19:35Give up all Y chromosomes, all ye who enter here.
19:48Looks like Ms. Barch is teaching the proper way to serve a man up on a platter.
19:53These guys are headed for Ms. Barch.
19:55Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
19:58Or Ms. Barch on a good day.
20:00You were found in possession of testosterone, and that's enough for me.
20:26A Jeffy voodoo doll, and I thought Ken looked like a dip.
20:34This Jamie voodoo doll looks like G.I. Joe before he went psycho in Nam.
20:42Huh.
20:43A Joey voodoo doll.
20:44I know a troll doll you could ask out.
20:48This would be a lot easier if I'd remember to dream that my feet were wheels.
20:52Huh.
20:56A Joey voodoo doll.
20:58A Joey voodoo doll.
20:59A Joey voodoo doll.
21:00A Joey voodoo doll.
21:01A Joey voodoo doll.
21:02A Joey voodoo doll.
21:03A Joey voodoo doll.
21:04A Joey voodoo doll.
21:05A Joey voodoo doll.
21:06A Joey voodoo doll.
21:07A Joey voodoo doll.
21:08A Joey voodoo doll.
21:09A Joey voodoo doll.
21:10A Joey voodoo doll.
21:11A Joey voodoo doll.
21:12A Joey voodoo doll.
21:13A Joey voodoo doll.
21:14A Joey voodoo doll.
21:15A Joey voodoo doll.
21:16A Joey voodoo doll.
21:17A Joey voodoo doll.
21:18A Joey voodoo doll.
21:19A Joey voodoo doll.
21:20A Joey voodoo doll.
21:21The beach will come to order when Bailiff swap badges for life preservers to protect
21:37and surf.
21:39Bailiff watch next on 6Z World.
21:41Darn those kids.
21:52How many times have I told them not to chew on that beer?
21:55Oh, Skirt, you're free to go.
22:19If anything's broken, I didn't do it.
22:25Do I want to know where this whip's been?
22:49I am strong.
22:51I am invincible.
22:53I am leaving.
22:55I have been a bad, I have been a bad boy.
23:23I have been a bad boy.
23:26I have been a bad boy.
23:28I have been a bad boy.
23:31I think there's enough.
23:33I have been a bad boy.
23:35I have been a bad boy.
23:47I have been a bad boy.
23:49I have been a bad boy.
23:51I have been a bad boy.
23:53I have been a bad boy.
24:12I have been a bad boy.
24:16I'll wear your second pair of pants. You don't know this one.
24:35What's the bill that gives you your rights?
24:40TV Guide.
24:46I'm not even trying here. What country do you live in? Lawdale, it rules.
25:02Everything's beautiful. I'm just going to go lie down on the warm dung heap of my life, and you kids go to hell on your own state.
25:10The power for the electric chairs must be in here. Maybe I can free Kevin and Brittany. I said can. I didn't say will.
25:22That class was just another argument for homeschooling.
25:25This place has a certain janitorial charm.
25:32Uh-oh. Bad hair day.
25:59Uh-oh. Bad hair day.
26:03Uh-oh. My irritation meter is off the charts. See you in hell.
26:10That was hardly...
26:12And away we go.
26:13Oh my god.
26:17Hey yo.
26:23Hey yo.
26:33Uh-oh, bad hair day.
26:58Break glass in case of furor.
27:00Electric U is turned off with a sprinkling of advice, next on Six Sad World.
27:19I help Kevin and Brittany in all my dreams, if you call disembowelment helping.
27:28Uh-oh, bad hair day.
27:30Uh-oh, bad hair day.
27:41Uh-oh, bad hair.
27:45Uh-oh, bad hair.
27:50Oh-oh, bad hair day.
27:53There, I turned off the steam.
28:20If only I could turn off people's hot air like that.
28:50If only I could turn off people's hot air like that.
28:57If only I could turn off people's hot air like that.
29:03If I had a hammer, I'd hammer the crap out of the fashion club.
29:29I help Kevin and Brittany in all my dreams if you call disembowelment helping.
29:54They call me Ms. Fix-It.
30:01And now for more wholesome educational fun.
30:06Kevin and Brittany are free. Free as the great open sky between their ears.
30:15That's the last time I sing the body electric.
30:28I didn't know how hot you were till I saw smoke coming out of your head.
30:32Oh, Kevvy!
30:33Frankly, I liked you better howling in agony, but business before pleasure.
30:39Kevin, your mind is the key that will open this door.
30:43His mind?
30:44Actually, the skull that encases it.
30:47I can do that!
30:48Check this out, Brittany!
30:49I'm gonna use my head!
30:50Oh, Kevvy!
30:51You're an intellectual!
30:52I'll bet this is the tower with the disciplinarian award thingy Jane was talking about.
31:06Welcome to my tower of love power!
31:18Very cool.
31:19Hey, the world is small!
31:20You're an intellectual!
31:21I'm very confused.
31:23You're a hero.
31:24You're a greatüyor, man.
31:25You're a great musician.
31:26You're a great musician.
31:27You're a great musician.
31:29I'm so proud of you.
31:30совершенно nice, man.
31:32You're a great musician.
31:33You're a great musician.
31:35I'm so proud of you.
31:38You're a great musician.
31:40You're a great musician.
31:41And you're a great musician.
33:13If anything's broken, I didn't do it.
33:18If anything's broken, I didn't do it.
33:23This is getting really irritating.
33:26I'm getting really irritated.
33:32If anything's broken, I didn't do it.
34:02If anything's broken, I didn't do it.
34:32If anything's broken, I didn't do it.
35:02It's times like this.
35:13I wish I had a fear of heights.
35:15I wish I had a fear of heights.
35:45If anything's broken, I didn't do it.
35:48I'm on top of the world, Mom.
36:18It's ugly enough.
36:19Ta-da!
36:27You have achieved a goal or something, so I guess I'm here to make it look like a big deal.
36:32It works for me.
36:33I don't know.
36:34Now what?
36:35I don't know.
36:36I'm still trying to figure out why I'm floating on a clamshell.
36:38See ya.
36:39Just what I need.
36:40Just what I need.
36:41More weirdness.
36:42It's Trent.
36:44It's Trent.
36:45And is Trentmobile.
36:46Hey, Daria.
36:47I dreamed I was in your dream.
36:51You still are.
36:53That explains why my guitar is in tune.
36:54Listen to my happy song.
36:55A song I play quite well.
36:56About a mystic spiral and your next stop in hell.
37:00You gotta follow the mystic spiral, be strong and have no fear.
37:07Every time this song starts to get good, I have to disappear.
37:13No.
37:14The Happy Dead.
37:15The Happy Dead.
37:17Terrific.
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