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00:00I guess I have to find Quinn like looking for a wet sock under the bed do I really want to find it
00:12I know what a dad is what's a do
00:19worthless items for that worthless someone
00:30they came for the do and got hooked on the dad do dad shop addicts next on 6z world
00:39I'm out of here I thought this place sold dads
01:00perfume well it's better than the brimstone you smell in
01:09standard hell it smells like I just walked into a magazine
01:18when the breeze shifts these girls go to smell wind in the perfume aisle next on 6z world
01:25I feel strangely flammable time to go
01:29platform pygmies add feet to their feet and ride tall in the sandal next on 6z world
01:39I don't care if it is your dream you gotta have a ticket
01:54I wonder if this place can give my soul a makeover
02:02I wonder if this place can give my soul a makeover
02:09I thought people like me set off security alarms in places like this
02:17supermodels weigh in on the donut that did them in
02:21perilous pastries next on 6z world
02:28no one comes in here without a copy of waif magazine
02:31our staff does not have time to convert non-believers
02:34I think I learned something here
02:39like what this year's idiot is wearing
02:42no not the base not the base
03:0725 cents if I can
03:16this is getting really irritating
03:19no not the base not the base
03:24no not the base not the base
03:27your room
03:39a donut with nothing to dunk it in
03:43I am in hell
03:45this would be a lot easier if I remember to dream that my feet were wheels
03:51No! Not the face! Not the face!
04:18No! Not the face! Not the face!
04:21No! Not the face!
04:22Not the face!
04:23Not the face!
04:24No! Not the face!
04:27Ha ha ha!
04:29Josu-ROOM!
04:38Oh!
04:39Look!
04:45Always!
04:48When you're feeling bad or mad or sad, why doodad? You'll feel bad. It's not just bad to doodad. Doodad!
04:59Here's your prize! A fan! Perfect to stare at while you wish you had your air conditioning!
05:05This fan has made my life complete. I guess it's all downhill from here.
05:11No! Not the face! Not the face!
05:20Uh, Sequin?
05:36It burns!
05:41It burns!
05:50It burns!
05:56It burns!
06:00It burns!
06:06It burns!
06:15It burns!
06:17It burns!
06:23Quinn's at the clubhouse with Sandy. Girl who lives with Quinn.
06:28Wake up again.
06:33Wave Magazine.
06:35Maybe it'll give me hot tips on how to master a vacant stare.
06:37or
06:40it burns!
06:43It burns!
06:45Is this some computer geek's idea of a good time?
07:15No! Not the face! Not the face!
07:22Uh, St. Quinn?
07:25No! Not the face! Not the face!
07:29No! Not the face! Not the face!
07:45I guess we have to let you in, but I do not know if we can help you.
07:55I need to find Sandy, and Hal hasn't even frozen over.
08:15Back! Calories! Get back!
08:19A cowboy hat and me without my spurs. Yee-haw! I should pick it up.
08:27Back! Calories! Get back!
08:34Back! Calories! Get back! Calories! Get back!
08:38I'm getting more exercise sleeping than I do when I...
08:41Back! Calories! Get back!
08:44Back! Calories! Get back!
08:48On the off chance that you ever look at anyone besides yourself, have you seen Quinn?
08:54Quinn's meeting me at the movies, but back to the reason we're all here.
08:58How would you improve the unimprovable magic of me?
09:02In your case, I'd start with Dynamite.
09:05You're wasting time with this person! She's so not you!
09:09Why did that feel like a compliment?
09:12Movies might be fine for Queen, but my perfection's completely wasted in the dark.
09:17I think I'll just throw this ticket away.
09:19No! Give it to that girl!
09:22She'll look better in the dark and the mall will once again be safe for fashion.
09:26I'm so right! Here's your ticket to self-improvement.
09:30Thanks. Now that you're gone, I feel better already.
09:35What's wrong with this picture?
09:37Oh, that's right.
09:39You again.
09:41Bad calories get back!
09:46Bad calories get back!
09:48Bad calories get back!
09:51Bad calories get back!
09:53Bad calories get back!
10:08Bad calories get back!
10:12Bad calories get back!
10:26Bad calories get back!
10:28Bad calories get back!
10:29Bad calories get back!
10:31Uh-oh. My irritation meter is off the charts.
10:34charts. See you in hell. I can't believe I'm gonna have to live. Along with wasting your life and
10:41money, the mall's also the perfect place to find missing school mascots and the sister who steals
10:46them. Come to shop, but stay for Quinn and the recycled air.
11:04Maybe they'll be showing someone else's dream.
11:34They watch movies in hell. I thought that was just where they made them.
12:04Ow. Watch it.
12:14I don't see Quinn anywhere.
12:38She must have left. I'll cut through here to get to the lower level of the mall.
12:5025 cents? If I can dream up another 10 dollars, I can order a pizza.
12:59Now I'll have to figure out some other way to waste two hours of my life.
13:09Platform pygmies add feet to their feet and ride tall in the sandal.
13:13Next on 6Z World.
13:17Feeling feety. Everything for the well-dressed foot.
13:25Looks like the circus came to town and forgot their shoes.
13:29There's no buts about it when you get to the bottom of rear end ergonomics.
13:41Get the right stool for the job.
13:43Next on 6Z World.
13:45Ow. A voodoo doll is not a toy.
14:01One more ounce of chocolate and this woman's going to pass out.
14:06Ow. A voodoo doll is not a toy.
14:16Ow. A voodoo doll is not a toy.
14:20Note to self. You're dreaming about moving furniture. Wake up.
14:26A voodoo doll is not a toy.
14:35Ow. A voodoo doll is not a toy.
14:41Ow. A voodoo doll is not a toy.
14:47Know to self. You're dreaming about moving furniture. Wake up.
14:55Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
15:06Note to self, you're dreaming about moving furniture. Wake up!
15:12This would be a lot easier if I'd remember to dream-
15:15Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
15:18Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
15:22Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
15:27Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
15:32Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
15:52Now my feet can do what they do best. Get me out of here.
16:04There's Quinn. She's by the makeup mill on the top level.
16:07Hello pounds and bye-bye teeth.
16:22Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
16:36Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
16:40Ow! A voodoo doll is not a toy!
16:58Ow!
17:00Note to self, you're dreaming about moving furniture. Wake up!
17:05How cute! A platform to the platforms!
17:21Is this some computer geek's idea of a good time?
17:36I'm not wearing these. I'm afraid of heights.
17:42I'm not wearing these. I'm afraid of heights.
17:49I'm gonna buy **I've been voodoo-ized**
17:59Ready?
18:00I mean...
18:02I've been voodoo-ized!
18:14I've been voodoo-ized!
18:18I've been voodoo-ized!
18:27Where's Quinn?
18:29I've been voodoo-ized!
18:49Okay, with those shoes you're theoretically tall enough, so enjoy your theoretical ride.
19:08Quinn, when did you start stealing school mascots?
19:12I didn't steal it. I just gave it a makeover.
19:15Our school can't have a mascot that looks like an old hippie.
19:19And you know, I feel better too.
19:23Looking like an idiot can do that to a guy.
19:27Security! I've been touched by an angel!
19:30Don't worry, this is a dream.
19:32Quinn's not really hurt.
19:34Could you try that again?
19:36You've solved the mystery of the dork mascot,
19:38and now you can leave this hellhole for a new, improved hellhole.
19:42So, with a wave of my magic wand...
19:45Ow.
19:46Do that again, and I'm getting the magic flyswatter.
19:49Okay, forget the wand.
19:51Just, um...
19:52Watch the enchanted stupid hat.
19:57Just what I need.
19:58More weirdness.
20:00It's Trent.
20:01And it's Trentmobile.
20:03Hey, Daria.
20:05I dreamed I was in your dream.
20:07You still are.
20:09That explains why my guitar is in tune.
20:12Listen to my happy song.
20:14A song I play quite well.
20:16About a mystic spiral and your next stop in hell.
20:20You gotta follow the mystic spiral.
20:22Be strong and have no fear.
20:24Every time this song starts to get good,
20:27I have to disappear.
20:30Find Ms. Lee's five missing items
20:32or be stuck in this dream forever.
20:34An eternity in hell or back to English class.
20:37Choices, choices.
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