00:00Duh-ow, you're dangerous when you're not on dad's heist.
00:14What makes daddy tick tick tick?
00:17When dads explode next on Six Ed World.
00:20School yearbook, a.k.a. dips on parade.
00:25A TV remote control.
00:27If only it could turn off this dream.
00:29I'm going where the damnation doesn't feel so eternal.
00:38Do I smell brimstone?
00:40No. Uh-oh.
00:42My irritation meter is off the charts.
00:45See you in hell.
00:48I can't believe I'm gonna-
00:50Looking for a lost old book for youngsters?
00:52Start by looking for a lost old youngster.
00:59This must be a dream.
01:03I haven't heard a complaint from Ms. Lee all day.
01:06A cell phone.
01:08It's moms, I'm Bill-
01:10Dory-ow.
01:11Hello, Helen Morgendorfer.
01:13Hello, Helen Morgendorfer.
01:32Jury duty notification.
01:34Why can't you give the death penalty for jaywalking?
01:37This-ow, you're-
01:39Hello, hello, Helen Morgendorfer.
01:42The only thing getting cooked in this kitchen is my brain.
01:47The only thing getting cooked in this kitchen is my brain.
01:52Plogs.
01:53I thought this was my hell.
01:55Not Quinn's.
01:56Dory-ow, could you hi-
01:57Hello, Helen Morgendorfer.
01:58Picking stuff up in the hall can look suspiciously like housework.
02:02Just show me the door that gets me out of this nightmare and we're in business.
02:12My good old private hell.
02:18B- 내 은사ирus.
02:29Dory-ows!
02:30C-Clogs!
02:33Get them away.
02:34Get them away.
02:35Get them away.
02:36Get them away objects.
02:37Gost!
02:38W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!
02:41Clogs! Get them away! Get them away!
02:53I'm getting out of here before I have to make my bed. That's an agony of the damned I can't endure.
03:00Just show me the door that gets me out of this nightmare and we're in business.
03:15I never dreamed one room could contain so much that I just don't want to know about.
03:23Here's a symbol of violated manhood. Dad's razor with one of Mom's leg hairs on it. This is an interesting fo-
03:31Clogs! Get them away! Get them away!
03:34Quinn should learn not to leave a report.
03:36Clogs! Get them away! Get them away! Clogs! Get them away! Get them away!
03:44So that's where the side view mirror wound up when it, um, fell off.
03:53I just thought about clothes and hair. I've gotta get out of here. I'm turning into Quinn.
04:00I'm turning into Quinn. That's what I was.
04:02We're gonna write down. I'm turning into Quinn.
04:06Clogs!
04:09Clogs!
04:11Clogs!
04:14Clogs!
04:17Clogs!
04:18Clogs!
04:19Clogs!
04:22Clogs!
04:23Clogs!
04:24Clogs!
04:26Daria, could you h- Hello, Helen Morgendorfer.
04:41The phone bill.
04:43Ah! The phone bill! It's in the millions!
04:50The TV remote control.
04:52Who took the channel listings off the TV remote?
04:55How am I supposed to memorize all those networks and run a business?
05:00I need a super brain for that, and I just don't have it!
05:04I just don't have it!
05:09Do your makeup and drive it the same-
05:12The side mirror of the Lexus belongs on the Lexus!
05:16It's gonna cost more than a new car to get that put back on!
05:19Shave your legs.
05:24Yeah! A leg hair on my razor!
05:27I've got to put this on my face!
05:30My face!
05:35Connect the zits and a pic-
05:37My yearbook!
05:38All those friends who laughed at me at the prom when I wore the orchid I was supposed to give to my date!
05:44Well, she didn't show up. What should I have done with it?
05:47So that's why you're supposed to return overdue books.
05:51Daria, did you make your father implode?
05:55Technically, I think I made him explode.
05:58Implode! Explode!
06:00Either way, I wish he'd done it outdoors.
06:02Now where did I leave the dust buster?
06:04Looks like someone's dad should have switched to decaf.
06:07There, that's better.
06:09Now I can talk and blink at the same time.
06:12You have found the magic book.
06:14The last step on your-
06:15Just get me to the lowest circle of hell.
06:18Mom's about to make me vacuum the living room.
06:21Then look into my poorly drawn eye.
06:23And do not try this at home.
06:25I'm a fully trained and licensed hallucination.
06:28Just what I need. More weirdness.
06:31It's Trent. And it's Trentmobile.
06:35Hey Daria. I dreamed I was in your dream.
06:39You still are.
06:40That explains why my guitar is in tune.
06:43Listen to my happy song.
06:45A song I play quite well.
06:47About a mystic spiral and your next stop in hell.
06:51You gotta follow the mystic spiral.
06:54Be strong and have no fear.
06:56Every time this song starts to get good,
06:59I have to disappear.
07:01Find Miss Lee's five missing items
07:04or be stuck in this dream forever.
07:06An eternity in hell or back to English class.
07:09Choices, choices.
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