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00:00Okay, can you speak Spanish to us?
00:03Say something nice about Ryan and I real quick.
00:06Oh, te amo mis guapos.
00:08Oh, si, mami.
00:09Mi papisito.
00:11Tu berga muy grande.
00:13Oh, donde esta?
00:16Terry, are you going to be able to subtitle this?
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01:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.
01:02This is Pillow Talk.
01:02I'm your host, Ryan Pownall, and this is At They Call Me Dark, our co-host.
01:06And today, we're joined by my biggest crush in the world, of course.
01:09This is Jenny Summers.
01:11Welcome to the show, Jenny.
01:12Well, thank you.
01:13Thanks for having me.
01:13Hi, Jenny.
01:13And that's new news to me.
01:15Oh, come on.
01:16I'm in the DMs.
01:17I'm in the DMs.
01:18As far as he's concerned, all you have to do is reply to one of his stories, and you
01:22guys are in love.
01:23She gave me laughing.
01:25Yeah, one emoji, and you're screwed.
01:27Oh, wow.
01:28And look at us now.
01:28When's our wedding?
01:30We can't be here in Cali.
01:31Girl, any time you want.
01:33Jenny, have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
01:35Yes.
01:37Who?
01:37Do you want to push your mic a little bit closer to yourself?
01:39Yeah, sure.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Perfect.
01:41Who and when?
01:43Well, I'm definitely not going to say who.
01:45Okay.
01:46But when?
01:48It was in, let's see, 2007.
01:52Okay.
01:53Okay.
01:54Because you're good friends with Chloe Ture.
01:55Yes.
01:56She is my best friend in the world.
01:57My soul sister.
01:58Little muffin.
01:59We love her to death.
01:59Big friend of the show.
02:01And Chloe tells us all the time that she likes the younger boys.
02:04Do you also like the younger boys?
02:05Absolutely.
02:06Really?
02:06How young?
02:07Yes.
02:08Like little TikTok kids like this guy here?
02:10Oh, gosh.
02:10Andres?
02:11There is one I'm talking to who is 19, yes.
02:14Wow.
02:15And how old are you?
02:17That's what I'm not even going to say.
02:18Okay.
02:19Do you think it's different for guys to like my age to go for 19-year-old women versus
02:23girls my age?
02:24You mean when you go for 19-year-old women?
02:26Yes, it's creepy.
02:27Often.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Well, I'm not.
02:29I wasn't really going for him.
02:30I'm like, if I had known he was 19 from the beginning, it would have been different.
02:35Yeah.
02:35But, yeah, eventually, like later, I'm like, oh, my God.
02:39I actually dated an 18-year-old this summer, Farrah, from Miami.
02:43And she's who I broke my penis with her, actually.
02:46Oh, yes.
02:47I remember that.
02:47I did.
02:47I did.
02:48You ever had a sex injury?
02:49A sex injury?
02:50No.
02:51Okay.
02:51Really?
02:52They're more common than you think.
02:53Very close calls.
02:53People don't want to say what they do.
02:55Because when I went to my doctor with my broken penis, they said, reverse cowgirl.
03:00Let me guess.
03:01You fell on a scooter or something like that.
03:02They said no one wants to admit how they got hurt.
03:05But that would be stupid.
03:06Okay.
03:06Cheerleader.
03:06Well, I'm glad to find out about this and know about this before a wedding.
03:09I'll tell you right now if you want.
03:10It was doggy style.
03:11Boom, boom.
03:13Rushed to the emergency.
03:14Said I would never have kids again.
03:16Internal bleeding to my balls.
03:17Yeah.
03:17It was terrible.
03:18I'll show you a photo.
03:19Okay.
03:19I can't wait for this.
03:20Anybody wants you to have kids ever.
03:23You mean like a girl wouldn't have kids with me or do you mean just in the world?
03:27We'll make a reel about it.
03:29We'll let the market decide again.
03:30You'll have little mini-me's.
03:31Are you riding around?
03:32I probably already do.
03:34Okay.
03:35Let's get back to Jenny.
03:36Okay.
03:36Sorry.
03:36Okay.
03:37So, Jenny, you're a cheerleader.
03:39Yes.
03:39Long time.
03:40Very long time.
03:41My whole life, I've been a baton twiller and dancer.
03:44And then I was with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for eight years.
03:46Did you bring any batons?
03:48I didn't.
03:48But next time, we can throw some fire knives.
03:51Yeah.
03:51Okay.
03:51The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
03:53Yes.
03:53Did all the football players try to sleep with you?
03:55Yes.
03:56They do?
03:56Yeah.
03:57Isn't it?
03:57It's not allowed?
03:58I mean, they definitely try.
03:59No, it's not.
04:00I saw many girls over eight years kicked off the squad immediately for any sort of fraternization.
04:05But how do they get?
04:06Because they brag about it and then people snitch?
04:08Yeah.
04:08Or some of them just, I don't understand where their brain's at, but literally will be at the
04:13Cheesecake Factory after the game with one of them.
04:16Something stupid.
04:17Oh, really?
04:17Yeah.
04:18Like, it's really weird.
04:19And who gets in trouble?
04:20The girls?
04:20Not the football players.
04:21The players probably in the locker room are getting a hoorah and a pat on the back.
04:25Yeah.
04:25I did that one.
04:26But the girls immediately, once they find out, it's-
04:29So during practice, they all come over, they all try to flirt with you girls all the
04:32time?
04:33No.
04:33Yeah.
04:33Is it like summer camp?
04:34You guys spend a lot of time together and you have no choice?
04:36Or do they kind of keep you like boys, girls?
04:39No, we're separated for the most part when it comes to practice unless it's there at
04:43the facility.
04:44Okay.
04:45Now, I was 2003 through 2011.
04:49I'm not there right now.
04:50Right.
04:51So, but-
04:51No, now you can spill stories.
04:53100%.
04:54It's over.
04:54But yeah, it was very, very strict.
04:56Okay.
04:56And I mean, when we're training and we have our practice, we have a separate gym in a different
05:00place.
05:01Okay.
05:01But of course-
05:02They really try to keep it away.
05:03For the most part, yes.
05:04And I noticed also, they usually have the chillers on the opposite side of the bench, even at
05:08the games.
05:09No, no.
05:10That, I mean, I'm looking at butts all day.
05:13Oh.
05:14In tights.
05:14It was really close.
05:16Yeah.
05:16True.
05:16Make sure the hair flips and like the bendovers of snapbacks was like imperfect position aligned
05:22with the, yeah, you know, for sure.
05:23What player has the nicest butt?
05:24Offense or defense?
05:27Offense.
05:28Yeah.
05:28Dark does have a nice booty.
05:29They're usually nice and tight.
05:30He wore my Lulus once and I said, I can never wear those again.
05:32Mine looks like a backboard.
05:33You can shoot and freeze them off.
05:34It's disgusting, really.
05:35Without having any arc to it either.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Just, yeah.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Who's the biggest dog in the NFL?
05:43No, they, listen, I was there for eight years and being someone who was around for as
05:48long as I was and I was very much to the rules and to the book, I was a very good girl.
05:52So the players seem to be beyond respectful to me.
05:57Obviously they were nice to me.
05:58You could say, hi, good luck, but I never personally had any, and that's not me just being
06:03like, um, being clean for the show.
06:07I tell you, they were actually extremely respectful to me because they knew I respected the rules.
06:12No one ever really tried.
06:13I wonder how long that rule, like when that rule became a thing.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Who was the one that fucked it up for everybody?
06:18There must have just been some whore cheerleader.
06:21Oh, beforehand.
06:22Yeah.
06:22There was, right?
06:22Screwed it up for everyone.
06:23I bet she was the cowboy cheerleaders.
06:25There's always stories about them.
06:26You know, it has to be because a cheerleader was there and she was mad at him in that day
06:31and they lost a big game.
06:32And then all of a sudden it's like, all right, y'all are costing us money.
06:35Yes.
06:35Drama.
06:36Tearing families apart.
06:37Yeah.
06:37You can't be doing that.
06:38We want you off that team trades.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Oh yeah.
06:41Millions of dollars involved.
06:42Maybe if I had dated a player and something went down like that, I would be like, trade
06:45his ass tomorrow.
06:46Right.
06:47I would definitely, you know.
06:48A hundred percent.
06:48Or I'd be like doing something to definitely distract him.
06:52All for two minutes of friction.
06:53To make the other team.
06:53Yeah.
06:55And if you're me, it's 30 seconds.
06:57Right.
06:57Oh gosh.
06:58Oh my God.
06:59But in my understanding, there's two types of cheerleaders.
07:02Uh huh.
07:03There's the, you know, bring it on cheerleader girls, but then there's the really fucking hot
07:07ones.
07:08Are you both?
07:09Can you do the flippity flips and catchy catch?
07:11Or are you just a fucking 14 out of 10?
07:14Thanks.
07:14I do all of it.
07:16Oh, so you're everything.
07:17I'm everything.
07:17When you make it to the NFL, I think you got to do it all.
07:19Eh?
07:19Or, ah, well, she's throwing flaming swords.
07:23Yeah.
07:23I mean, because of that.
07:25Yeah.
07:25I did baton twirling and my dance.
07:27I also did gymnastics.
07:28I did that since I was six years old.
07:30I mean, I'd run in my diapers and jump and land in a split.
07:33So like you aim to go to Cirque du Soleil.
07:35Didn't make Cirque du Soleil.
07:36So you're like, all right.
07:36No, the Cirque du Soleil is for my bestie, Chloe.
07:39She's, she's the contortionist.
07:40I am hyper flexible.
07:42Like I can obviously do things that even a flexible person can.
07:46Show us a little something, something.
07:48Maybe like a leg.
07:48We need to do a show with Chloe and I both offer that one.
07:52That would be pretty epic.
07:53We're going to call the show Defying Gravity with Chloe and Jenny.
07:56Yeah, perfect.
07:56Yeah, I like it.
07:57Sounds like something I've seen on The Hub.
07:59Yes.
07:59Yeah.
08:01Have you and Chloe ever had a threesome together?
08:03No.
08:03Well, you guys said you're best friends.
08:05We are best friends.
08:05Ryan and I are best friends.
08:06We have threesomes together.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Okay.
08:08Yeah.
08:08I don't judge.
08:09That's great.
08:09It's usually how it works.
08:10Yeah.
08:10No, that's something that I would never, I would never want something to come between
08:14us ever.
08:15Like we have a friend named Reza in Toronto and he bases his friendships on who he's had
08:20more orgies with.
08:21Okay.
08:21I'm not even making this up.
08:22That's...
08:22Reza Jax.
08:23Reza underscore Jax.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Yeah.
08:25I support it.
08:26I mean, that's cool.
08:27That's just not my thing.
08:28I mean, I don't, I wouldn't be able to do that.
08:30You don't like to share?
08:31With my...
08:31No, I'm not.
08:33What about...
08:33Never like to share.
08:34What about...
08:34I'm not saying us, but what about, you know, two guys?
08:38Have I?
08:38Yeah.
08:38Or would I do it again?
08:39I have.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Yeah.
08:44I've had threesomes in every way.
08:45I've tried it.
08:46Just not with your best friend as well.
08:47I've tried it as the guest.
08:49I've been the girlfriend.
08:50I've done it with another girl.
08:53I've done it with two guys.
08:55I've tried it everything possible.
08:56Good for you.
08:56Everyone should...
08:57Sex is cool and fun.
08:59You should experiment.
08:59Yeah, of course.
09:00Because I never wanted that to come up that anybody or my significant other would be like,
09:05hey, let's do this.
09:07And I can't genuinely say I don't like it.
09:10I know what I like and what I don't like.
09:12Wow.
09:12I've tried it all.
09:13So, that's true.
09:15Yeah.
09:15So, how come every girl denies that shit, though?
09:17Like, when you meet a guy, you're in love, okay?
09:19And he says, baby, you're taking two dudes at once.
09:23You would lie, probably, right?
09:25No.
09:25You would tell the truth?
09:26No, I want him to know.
09:27Right on the first date?
09:28Okay, because every girl in the world says they haven't, but I know every girl in the
09:32world has.
09:33Yeah.
09:34You know, college was fun.
09:35I mean, I don't know that every girl has.
09:37Yeah, I agree.
09:38I think there's a lot of prudes out there.
09:39Nah.
09:39I think there is a lot.
09:40Every girl has.
09:41I take pride that I was at Avengers.
09:42Has Chloe ever...
09:43Has she ever two dudes?
09:46We've never talked about that part, actually.
09:48Never talked about it.
09:49Okay.
09:50Okay.
09:51So, what other freaky shit have you gotten into?
09:53I told you I've tried everything.
09:56When it comes down to that, it's...
09:58You can speak.
09:58I mean, literally, at this point, like, there's nothing you could say, and I can speak genuinely
10:03of it that I have or haven't done it.
10:05Okay, Dark, use your imagination.
10:06Have you ever had sex with seven midgets?
10:12No.
10:13Okay.
10:14Three.
10:15Three Simmons and the...
10:16Yeah?
10:17That's my max.
10:17Okay, so there's two midgets?
10:18I've never gone...
10:19No.
10:20Oh, okay.
10:20No, I've never found two midgets.
10:22I stumped you.
10:22Maybe my ex-boyfriend, at one point, I might have considered him a midget.
10:24Well, if your ex-boyfriend's four foot one, then that counts.
10:27Was he as tall as a jocks?
10:30That's not a midget, but yeah.
10:32Oh, man.
10:33Okay.
10:33Actually, we drove by a famous midget yesterday.
10:35Our first celebrity we've seen since we got here was a famous midget.
10:38And we could barely see him.
10:39We have to really look for him, you know?
10:40But you drove past him?
10:42Thank God you didn't do something else.
10:44Well, no, he was driving.
10:45That's what I was thinking, but I was like, is that appropriate?
10:47No, he was driving.
10:48He had a booster seat, you know.
10:48Yeah, he had a couple phone books.
10:50Yeah.
10:51Good little kid.
10:51Yeah, we love him.
10:52How cute.
10:53And he's way more rich and cool and famous than we are.
10:55Yep, yep.
10:55Man's game.
10:56Fair.
10:57He didn't even need to be six foot three.
10:58Half man's game.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Let's play Mr. Quickie.
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11:29Jenny.
11:31I'm Mr. Quickie.
11:32Do you want to know whether they call me Mr. Quickie?
11:35Well, I mean, I'm guessing from just a minute ago you guys have said anything.
11:37Because I do everything and I mean everything as quickly as possible.
11:40Okay.
11:40You now have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can.
11:44I'm nervous.
11:44I'm sweating here.
11:46Holy!
11:46Oh, man.
11:47So it starts off light because Ryan already ruined it for me.
11:50It's not the first time he's done that.
11:51Is it true that there's a rule in the NFL that players can indulge in sexual activities
11:55with their team's cheerleaders?
11:57No.
11:57Oh, it's not a rule.
11:59I mean, yes.
11:59There is a rule.
12:00Sorry.
12:00Yes, there is a rule.
12:01She meant, no, you can't.
12:02Okay.
12:02Yeah, you can't.
12:03How many NFL players have you dated?
12:05And is it true that defensive backs have better stamina in the bedroom than offensive players?
12:09Um, okay.
12:13Well, three.
12:17Um, yeah, offense.
12:18Okay.
12:19Ooh.
12:20Wow.
12:21Ray Lewis didn't do it for you?
12:22Would you rather streak naked across an NFL football field at a sold-out playoff game
12:29or never have another orgasm again?
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32Streak.
12:33Oh, wow.
12:33Cool.
12:34Jesus.
12:35Yes.
12:35I enjoy my orgasm.
12:36We'd all want that.
12:39On a scale of one to ten, one being poor and ten being awesome, how awesome do you think
12:43your father is in the bedroom?
12:46Oh, I'm sure my dad does well.
12:48You think he lays pipe?
12:48Yeah.
12:49Wow.
12:49Oh, okay.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Wow.
12:51Speaking of daddy issues.
12:51I mean, my mom wouldn't have stuck around this long for a while.
12:53I got one more good one.
12:54Ready?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Speaking of daddy issues, would you agree that guys like me who haven't had a proper father
13:00figure in their life are better in bed than guys like Ryan who have an awesome father?
13:04Oh, that's nice.
13:05Shout out to Tom.
13:06Shout out to Tom.
13:07No, equal.
13:07It depends on the man.
13:09I disagree.
13:09Guys, all my biggest fuckboy friends, fatherless.
13:13All of them.
13:14Taylor Page, Brett Stark, Hank Moody from Californication.
13:18How are you with the names?
13:20No dads.
13:21That's not a common, like, you know, come on.
13:24That's just a coincidence.
13:25How once I didn't make the list.
13:26It's because they seek, there's something, what is it?
13:29Can you explain it, actually?
13:30I don't know.
13:30I face that with my mom a lot.
13:31I know, but your dad left you when you hurt babies.
13:33Yeah, yeah.
13:34Fact.
13:35We have hecklers here.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Do you have a dad, sex addict?
13:39Jesus Christ.
13:40Okay, let's get back to Jenny.
13:42Okay, then you went to soccer.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yeah.
13:45Los Angeles football club.
13:47Yes.
13:47And Cruz Azul for Liga MX.
13:49Yes.
13:49I'm a mega, huge soccer football fan.
13:53Where's that team?
13:54That one, the Class Azul one.
13:57Cruz Azul is in Mexico City.
13:59Okay.
13:59And I'm also a huge, Mexico, the selection for the national team because they brought me
14:05to the sport.
14:05Who puts it down better, soccer players or football players?
14:08Soccer.
14:09Yeah.
14:09Really?
14:09We know this.
14:10We hear this all the time.
14:11Really?
14:11I never knew that.
14:12In every way, they're just.
14:13We got people who disagree.
14:14They're better looking, right?
14:16They're much better looking.
14:16Yeah.
14:17Soccer players are gorgeous.
14:18Yeah.
14:19David Beckham, was he on your team at the time?
14:21No.
14:23No.
14:23Why you giggle?
14:24Have you hooked up with David Beckham?
14:25No, no, no, no.
14:26For sure no.
14:28That'd be cool.
14:29Yeah, but no, I'm sorry.
14:30Okay.
14:31She was a Spice Girl fan.
14:32She would never do that.
14:33True.
14:34Posh.
14:35That's right.
14:36So what are you doing now for work?
14:38Well, I'm starting to get back into modeling.
14:40Nice.
14:40I, for the last six years, have been a manager, producer, and a publicist for Playboy Mexico.
14:46Oh, wow.
14:46So I have my residency.
14:47I've been living in Mexico City.
14:49Well, Jenny's the goat?
14:50And yeah.
14:51How do you like Mexico?
14:52I love it.
14:53Yeah?
14:53I love it so much.
14:54Do you have a little Mexican boyfriend over there?
14:56I did.
14:57Recently, ex.
14:58Okay.
14:58Yes, he is a soccer player.
15:00What happened?
15:02He's a liar.
15:03And a fuckboy.
15:05Oh.
15:06Amen, brother.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Was he fatherless?
15:0824-year-old fuckboy.
15:12No, but yeah.
15:13What's your favorite?
15:14Why did you guys break up?
15:16He's a liar.
15:17I caught him in a million eyes.
15:18Like, hey, I'm wearing a blue shirt today.
15:19It was not blue, like, shit like that.
15:22I mean, some of it.
15:23I don't smoke.
15:24You'd fall asleep.
15:24You'd go on the roof and just take a little drag.
15:25No, some really dumb lies, yes.
15:27And then also dating other girls and then literally, like, posting it in social media.
15:31Oh, wow.
15:31But lying to me about it.
15:33And, like, blocking it from me.
15:34Just a compulsive lying piece of shit.
15:35Just everything.
15:36Everything possible.
15:37One of the times, he was coming into Mexico City with the national team.
15:40Okay.
15:40And he actually told me that he was still in his hometown.
15:44And a reporter, because obviously I know everybody.
15:47Right.
15:47Told me he's like, hey, he's here.
15:49I'm doing an interview with him.
15:50I was like, are you kidding me?
15:52Oh, fuck.
15:53Yeah.
15:53Was the sex worth it?
15:55I mean, how?
15:56Do Mexicans put it down good?
15:58Oh, yes.
15:59They do.
15:59Latinos and Mexicans.
16:01Can you tell me one line that he'd whisper in your ear?
16:06Muy rico.
16:07Que, que, si.
16:08Okay.
16:09Can you speak Spanish to us?
16:11Yeah.
16:11Say something nice about Ryan and I, real quick.
16:14Oh, te amo mis guapos.
16:15Oh, si, mami.
16:17Mi papisito.
16:19Tu verga muy grande.
16:21Oh, donde esta?
16:22Donde esta?
16:24Terry, are you going to be able to subtitle this?
16:26Sorry.
16:26Yeah.
16:28So, are you dating anyone now?
16:30No.
16:31No?
16:32I'm talking to a couple of people.
16:33You know, just talking.
16:35We damed a few times, yeah.
16:37She's not talking to you right now.
16:39No, we have to wait.
16:40She's emoji-ing you.
16:41We have to wait for this roster.
16:42The psychic told me I was going to be with my future husband by April, so right now I
16:46need some fun, so I can't see you again until April, okay?
16:49Oh.
16:49Because if she's wrong, then, yeah.
16:51No, I need to have some fun because right when I started dating him, it was also quarantine.
16:57You know, we were together for almost two years, and yeah, it's time for me to have
17:02some fun.
17:02Is that Addy?
17:03Yeah, just going April 1st, DM Jenny.
17:05Yeah, perfect.
17:06There we go.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Okay, done.
17:09Oh, so yeah, you're talking to a little 19-year-old right now, right?
17:11Yeah, we've been talking.
17:12Is he a little TikToker?
17:14No, he's not a TikToker.
17:15What's it like talking to a 19-year-old?
17:18Like, do you guys go hang out in his parents' basement, play video games?
17:21Well, he's living in Germany now.
17:22He actually just moved from the United States.
17:24He's in Europe, so it's going to be a little difficult.
17:27That I'm not going to say.
17:27Is he a trust fund kid or a crypto millionaire?
17:30What is it?
17:32What?
17:32No.
17:33Oh, he's a football guy.
17:34Oh, he's a Mexican footballer.
17:37Well.
17:38Okay.
17:39So you guys don't actually talk about stuff or you just talk about it the next time you're
17:43going to have sex?
17:43Oh, he's like unreal?
17:44He's a really good soccer or football player?
17:46Yeah.
17:47But I don't know where that's going to be.
17:50So we're going to see.
17:51He's going to watch this for sure, right?
17:52He's definitely helping me and pushing me to start speaking to people because I obviously
17:57was not really wanting to talk to anybody yet.
18:01Your DMs must be fucking the premier holy shit package.
18:04El fuego.
18:05Yes.
18:07I like it.
18:08Yeah.
18:09No.
18:09Yeah.
18:09Especially after this.
18:11Yeah.
18:12So when guys DM you, do you go through them and you apply if it's a celebrity or something
18:16like that?
18:17It depends.
18:18If you have a full head of hair and a really great beard, that's very.
18:22What if you only have one of the two?
18:25Are you bald?
18:27And I got a little scruff.
18:28Oh my God.
18:29I got.
18:30Sorry.
18:30What are you going to do?
18:31Let me get my hair out of my face.
18:32Can you grow a full beard?
18:34I never tried.
18:35Oh, geez.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Can we just face.
18:38Our first threesome?
18:39It is.
18:39And put it together.
18:40This is a good threesome.
18:42No.
18:43It is the perfect threesome.
18:44Yeah.
18:45It's the perfect threesome.
18:46I just grabbed the beard and the hair.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50At the same time.
18:51Bring me in there.
18:52Yeah.
18:52I'm a sucker for hair.
18:53Wow.
18:53Jenny's for hair.
18:55She kind of intimidates me, to be honest.
18:58Because she knows what she wants.
18:59Yes.
18:59And she's so much better at length than us.
19:01And she can speak another language.
19:02No.
19:02Yes.
19:03Yeah.
19:04I get really shy, though.
19:05So OnlyFans.
19:08Uh-huh.
19:08You're doing OnlyFans now?
19:09I have not launched it yet, but that is coming soon.
19:12Yeah.
19:12My actual seventh Playboy cover just came out.
19:16Jesus Christ.
19:17Two days ago.
19:18The goat.
19:19With Celia.
19:20She has an Acapulco Shores.
19:22Her father's a rock star.
19:23She's actually got 10 million, almost maybe 11 million followers now.
19:28Holy shit.
19:28So there is myself and some other girls on the cover with her.
19:31And I will be shooting in two weeks my eighth cover for Playboy Mexico.
19:36Holy fuck.
19:37Yeah.
19:38So I'm really excited.
19:39But with that said, where I was going with that is we're going to have a lot of extra content.
19:43So we're going to do some really special things for my fans.
19:47And we're going to be putting it OnlyFans where you can only get it there.
19:49Are you excited to be a multi-millionaire?
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:52Of course.
19:53Because you're going to make some fucking money.
19:54You're going to clean up.
19:55Yes.
19:55I don't know.
19:56I've never done it.
19:56I was really nervous because of the whole stigma of what people see and think of it.
20:01It's over.
20:01But now I'm single.
20:03I mean, I wasn't modeling for the last two years for my ex-boyfriend.
20:05So now I'm single.
20:06Oh, no.
20:06My Playboy's just launched.
20:09So I'm ready.
20:09OnlyFans.
20:10Let's do it.
20:10Let's go.
20:11And that goes with my theory.
20:12I say it all the time.
20:14Chichi Palabanda.
20:15Oh, fuck.
20:15Yes.
20:17Chichi Palabanda.
20:18Tiddies for the bands.
20:19Okay.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:22Down.
20:22Down.
20:24I don't even remember what I was saying.
20:25Got a little.
20:26Oh, yes.
20:28What I was saying was relationships, fuck everyone's lives over.
20:32Oh, 99%.
20:33It's like, okay, this is it.
20:34We're done.
20:35You know, you gain weight.
20:36So he wouldn't let you model while you're dating them.
20:37Well, no one lets anyone do anything.
20:39I would.
20:40Well, yeah.
20:41If I was dating you, I'd let you model.
20:43Yeah, it was hard because he loved it.
20:45Like, that's what he obviously was so supportive of in the beginning.
20:48The reason people fall in love with you is the reason they break up with you.
20:51That's me.
20:52Oh, Ryan's the fun party guy.
20:53I want to date him.
20:53Ryan, you're the fun party guy.
20:54I can't date you.
20:55That's my fucking life.
20:56That's very true.
20:57And that's you, right?
20:58Oh, you're the hot model girl.
20:59I want to date you.
20:59Hey, you're the hot model girl.
21:01I'm insecure.
21:02Can't date you.
21:02Yeah.
21:03That's a fact.
21:04That's pretty much where it went.
21:05Yeah.
21:05Hey, you're the hot bartender boy.
21:06I want to date you.
21:07Hey, you're always bartending and drunk.
21:08I don't want to date bang girls in the bathroom while I'm working.
21:11Yeah, I get it.
21:12You know, I get it.
21:13You can't date me.
21:14Hey, are we doing Austin answers, by the way?
21:16Okay, let's do Austin answers.
21:17When I have sex, I like to do it high.
21:20And my favorite way to get high is with Miss Jones.
21:22They have edibles.
21:23They have weed pre-rolls.
21:25You name it.
21:26This right here is an infused drink.
21:28You drink it.
21:29You get high.
21:29Imagine that.
21:30We love Miss Jones.
21:31The owner Terry's our fucking boy.
21:33Austin answers.
21:33Let's go, baby girl.
21:34Here comes the bestie.
21:40Come sit here and we'll move the mic over.
21:42Or if she could sit right on her lap.
21:43Okay.
21:44Yeah, that's even better.
21:45Chloe looks good today.
21:47I'll reach over.
21:48Okay.
21:49Here, let's...
21:49Best friends.
21:50Let's put the mic in the middle.
21:51Here, Chloe can fit.
21:52Well, my ass is a bit big, but all right.
21:54Oh, it's nice.
21:55Ass and answers.
21:55Ass and answers.
21:57You ass, you answer.
21:59Okay.
22:00Would you rather have an orgy with the whole football team
22:03or the whole cheerleading squad?
22:06Ooh, that's a good one.
22:08Wow.
22:08That's just too many people, period.
22:11Yeah, you're right.
22:12Probably one of them is going to be on the period.
22:13She likes attention, she said.
22:14The three is the max, and I really wouldn't go back to that.
22:17But with you, okay.
22:19I'd say we're taking the whole team.
22:20Yeah.
22:22I'll answer that one.
22:24Fuck, I want to play football.
22:27I can throw a dodgeball pretty good.
22:30Is there more?
22:31No, that's it.
22:32Hey, thank you, Chloe.
22:33You can sit for the rest of it.
22:35Yeah.
22:35Okay.
22:36Chloe, tell us the deepest, darkest secret you know about Jenny.
22:38I can't do that.
22:39Come on.
22:40Row code, except vaginas.
22:42O code.
22:43O code.
22:44Deepest, darkest secret?
22:45No.
22:46Tell us something.
22:46Jenny's honestly such a sweet girl.
22:48She is, eh?
22:48I'm bringing out the crazy side in her
22:52because I've known Jenny before this crazy ex,
22:54and now I know her after,
22:55and I'm like, hey, we've got to fill that roster.
22:57You need to be single.
22:59I need to, you know, yeah.
23:01Get him on pillow talk with Ryan.
23:02Supporting her ex, doing all this bullshit.
23:03I'm like, nah, we're going to hook you up with a billionaire.
23:06We're going to hook you up with an athlete.
23:07Fill your roster.
23:08You've got to get one of each.
23:09Yeah.
23:09You know?
23:09Make them work for it.
23:11Yeah, like actor, 19-year-old TikToker.
23:13Yes.
23:14Yeah, let's do, we need a social media star.
23:17Yes.
23:17We need a billionaire.
23:18Yeah.
23:18We need a sick athlete.
23:20Yeah.
23:21And whatever.
23:21And then if you can find everything in one.
23:23Right.
23:24You're set, you know?
23:24But like for now, just play the field.
23:26Yeah.
23:26True.
23:27Like football.
23:28So she's back.
23:29It's the interviewing phase.
23:30You're hiring.
23:31You're hiring for the roster.
23:32Exactly.
23:33We're filling the roster.
23:33You're drafting.
23:34Drafting.
23:35Drafting, yeah.
23:35And she's like a serial dater.
23:37I'll tell you that.
23:38So she gets into long relationships.
23:40She's always doing the stupidest shit.
23:42That means she has a good heart, though.
23:43Okay, I'll tell you this.
23:44She has paid for a man's cell phone bill before.
23:46I could vomit in my mouth.
23:48Hey, what?
23:50What?
23:5010 years.
23:51Also, he can text other women.
23:53Because he was like the lazy.
23:55A five-year, a three-year, and two-year.
23:57Yeah, serial long relationships.
23:58That means she has a good heart.
24:00So you have, so you've slept with 14 people in your entire life.
24:04Well, I don't know about that.
24:05I mean, I kind of had some fun in my life.
24:07Hey, you know what?
24:08My rookie year.
24:09Okay, rookie year is a big year.
24:11Yeah.
24:11And now, I'm ready.
24:13Burr, it's cold in here.
24:14You know.
24:16Give me a D.
24:20The big D.
24:21Best joke I've ever heard.
24:23Thanks, Ryan.
24:24Okay, just back to the kills.
24:26Over under 25.5.
24:30Do what?
24:31Over under.
24:32He's trying to ask you how many people you've slept with.
24:33Yeah, over under 25 and a half.
24:36Oh, wow.
24:37Pull the mic closer.
24:38Good for you.
24:39So I saw a meme recently and it was just like, if you've had sex with every horoscope, you're
24:47a different kind of psycho, right?
24:48And so for the long, I was like searching and I can Google most of the men I've had sex
24:53with.
24:53So I found like their horoscopes.
24:54And for so long, I had like 11 out of 12.
24:57And then finally, I figured out who my 12th was.
24:59And I was like, damn, I fucked up with every horoscope.
25:01Okay, what was the 12th one?
25:03Wait, where's my phone?
25:04I have it in my phone.
25:04You know what?
25:05Let's cut right now.
25:07Okay.
25:07And then let's stay like this and do Chloe's episode.
25:09Yeah, because I've already had one.
25:10Done.
25:10Yeah, yeah.
25:11Let's do that.
25:12I love phone.
25:12Jenny, my sweet little fucking perfect peach.
25:16You know what?
25:17I can't believe how perfect of a human being she is.
25:20I'm not just saying that.
25:21I say it a lot, but I'm being serious.
25:22You're perfect.
25:23Wow.
25:23Wish I could play football.
25:25Any of them.
25:25The American kind, the European kind, whatever.
25:27Where can everyone find your socials, by the way?
25:29The Canadian kind.
25:30Not the CFL.
25:31Not the CFL.
25:32True that.
25:33You have to pay their cell phone bills.
25:36Never again.
25:37Okay, so where can everyone find you on your socials?
25:40Jenny Summers.
25:41J-E-N-I-S-U-M-M-E-R-S.
25:43Okay.
25:45And this was at They Call Me Dark.
25:47I'm your host, Ryan Powell.
25:47Chloe Ture popped in.
25:49We love her to bits and pieces.
25:50Beautiful.
25:50Love her.
25:51Thank you for tuning in.
25:52We'll see you next Tuesday.
25:53You cunts.
25:59We'll see you next Tuesday.
26:00Bye-bye.
26:01Bye-bye.
26:02Bye-bye.
26:02Bye-bye.
26:03Bye-bye.
26:03Bye-bye.
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