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The 16th episode of Best Ed. In this episode, after accidentally losing Ed's happy sandals, Buddy tries to regain Ed's cheerful side, while also trying to hide from the cops.

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00:00Oh yeah!
00:10Smell that fresh autumn air!
00:13Days don't get better than this.
00:15It's just me and the leaves and the wind in our tree going...
00:18Yee! Yee! Yee! Yee!
00:21Ow!
00:22Ed, what are you doing here?
00:24You said you'd be gone all day, helping the Pup Scouts on your annual fondue fundraiser!
00:28All day, Ed!
00:29Yes, indeedy!
00:31That was the plan, best buddy, until the incident.
00:35With a pot of molten mozzarella, didn't you hear the sirens?
00:38But thanks to my lucky scars, no one was seriously fondoodled.
00:42And now I'm here to help you with this insurmountable task.
00:47And what can make an insurmountable task all the more mountable?
00:51Not the happy sandals.
00:53Please don't say...
00:54The happy sandals!
00:59Ed!
01:00This isn't really necessary!
01:01And if I have to listen to one more minute of this music, I'll go right out of my mind!
01:05Did you hear what I said, Ed?
01:07Right out of my mind!
01:11I've never raked so many leaves before!
01:13Only Ed can help turn a simple job into a 24-hour chore!
01:47It's gone to release all of our loose leafy friends into the wild!
01:51Feel free to enjoy the happy sandals in my abstinence!
01:55Just imagine how good it will feel to have your merry way with them!
02:01Yee!
02:02Yeah!
02:03Just imagine!
02:04Ta-ta now!
02:16Bye!
02:17Now that wouldn't make me happy!
02:21But, since these things mean so much to Ed, I guess I'll just have to stay miserable!
02:25Unless...
02:26Some happy sandals!
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh, maybe I've got to move around a little!
02:30You know, get the full, uh, Ed experience!
02:32Hey erre...
02:36Hey there, neighbors!
02:53Just...
02:55skipping out to fetch the morning paper.
02:58And um,
02:59add a few things to the trash!
03:01Off you go!
03:12Those are garbage! The Reds Happy Sandals! Come back, stop!
03:24Well, I couldn't find the real Happy Sandals, but these look pretty sharp to me.
03:28Ed'll never even notice they're gone.
03:32What the...?
03:37Buddy! Thank goodness you're here! We've been robbed! Burglarized!
03:43Someone has stolen my most cherries possessions!
03:48But why? And what kind of person would wish ill upon our little friend's flip and flop?
03:55I'll tell you what kind. The kind with guilt written all over his face.
03:59I smell a rat.
04:02Guilt! Not guilt! Dirt! That's dirt all over my face!
04:06Yeah! From when I was doing my dirty, um, work.
04:10Nice to meet you. I'm Buddy.
04:11Don't give me that. It's... Doug, actually. I know, cause I checked. And I'm watching you squirrel.
04:23What's going on, Officer? Why are you calling off the dog?
04:26I'm sorry, son. But my guess is that your sandals are halfway to Hong Kong by now.
04:31To be cut up in some flip-flop chop shop, then sold on the street as designer erasers.
04:36But sooner or later, the guilty party will slip up.
04:38Then Sergeant Jojo Friday will be on him like stink on a squirrel.
04:45You got that, mister?
04:50Fare thee well, my little flip and flop. I just know you'll make great erasers and help change the world.
04:56Okay, this is no time to get paranoid.
05:03Just try to stay calm, Buddy.
05:05Get a grip on yourself.
05:07But how can I? When everywhere I turn I see police dogs watching me.
05:10Hounding me.
05:12I should have told Ed the truth.
05:14I didn't mean to lose his sandals.
05:16But the guilt of guilt was too great.
05:18And now I'm a marked squirrel.
05:20My only hope is if Ed gets over this and calls off the dogs.
05:22I mean, he seems to like those slippers I found.
05:25But he's acting funny.
05:27And not in a fun way.
05:29Hey there, pal! What you doing?
05:32Enjoying those new slippers, huh?
05:34Do you love them or what?
05:36And is that tartan or plaid?
05:37Because it's so rad. It's a really rad plaid.
05:40Yes, rad. The plaid is rad.
05:44Oh, run along, little buddy. This crossword isn't going to do itself.
05:48Well, I'm glad you're happy.
05:50Hey, here's a thought. Why do we take those rad plaid beauties out for a twirl, huh?
05:56Slap on some silly slipper music and really show the neighbors and whoever else might be watching how you've moved on.
06:03Last one outside is a-
06:04Sorry, sport.
06:06But old Ed is expecting a very important phone call right now.
06:09The Swellville police had a break in the case.
06:12The police?
06:13But, you know, there's no one more important to me than my little buddy.
06:17So I'll tell you what.
06:19Right after my phone call, you and I will go out and play a nice game of sex.
06:24Sound good, champ?
06:25Yeah, I guess.
06:26Actually, no. Wait.
06:28You always say that you're here to help, right?
06:31Well, right now I really need your help.
06:34Because, um, I bought too much ice cream.
06:40So get in here and help me make shakes for all our friends, okay?
06:44Some other time, okay, sport?
06:47Old Ed will have to take a rain check.
06:49But, Ed!
06:50I found these foundlings on our doorstep and I really need you to come here to help me help them find a good home.
06:56Now, what have I told you about bringing home pets?
07:00Better hit the bricks without me, okay, Ranger?
07:03No! It's not okay!
07:05I need to see the old helplessly helpful Ed.
07:08Not this new...old Ed.
07:09But don't get up!
07:12I'll get up!
07:13Guess what, dog?
07:15I found the rat who's to blame for the missing flip-flops.
07:18And I'll be right over.
07:19Thanks, but we're quite happy with our long distance provider. Goodbye!
07:23What if we went out and found you a brand new pair of happy sandals, huh?
07:27We'll hit them all and shop till we drop them and come home and call off the dogs and forget this whole thing ever happened.
07:32What do you say, pal?
07:34Hmm...
07:37I guess I could...
07:43Hey, look at you! How happy do those styling sneakers make you feel, huh?
07:48Oh, dazed a bomb! Those skins are proper!
07:51Mm-hmm. But do they come in plait?
07:53How do those crazy cowboy boots feel, huh?
07:57Yee-haw!
07:59Oh, man! Oh, boy! Look at those cuckoo cloud shoes, huh?
08:01Golly, I don't think so, champ. Your old Ed'd have trouble finding a belt to match those bad boys.
08:19Oh, come on! Can you just pick a pair, please?
08:24What kind of shoes will make you wet again, Ed?
08:27I'll tell you what kind. The kind that went missing. Disappeared. Vanished. Into thin air. That kind, squirrel.
08:33Okay, I confess! I lost Ed's happy sandals! It was me, I tells ya!
08:38You, slugger?
08:40Yes, me! Ho-ho! But I didn't mean it! I should have told you sooner, Ed.
08:44There, there, little buddy. It's okay. Everybody makes mistakes sometimes.
08:51You mean you aren't mad? And I'm not going to go to jail?
08:55Buddy, buddy, buddy. I could live without my happy sandals, but I could never get along without you.
09:02Then I guess you won't be needing these anymore.
09:11The happy sandals! Slip and flop!
09:15Where have you been? We've been so worried about you!
09:19When I said I smelled a rat, I checked it out. And guess what? It panned out. And we found the sandals tickling the toes of your local garbage collector.
09:28Hey, buddy! Look at me! I'm back in the sandals again!
09:35And what happy sandals reunion would be complete without?
09:39Our happy sandals theme music!
09:41My work is done here. But I've got one last question for you, Squirrel.
09:54Do you actually enjoy being best friends with this mutt?
09:57Guilty as charged, JoJo.
09:59We're around the world, we love you, Squirrel!
10:02We love you, Squirrel!
10:03We love you, Squirrel!
10:04We love you!
10:05We love you!
10:06And what have you found here, too?
10:09You can find him using the world.
10:12And in the world's world's world.
10:14And with the fact that he's is spreading,