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The 13th episode of Best Ed. In this episode, Ed and Ms. Fluffé get lost after going on a jog together

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00:00Oh, yes. The spirits are delicious. I mean, restless. Very restless.
00:18Eyes closed now. Concentrate. Your future is becoming clear. I see something. I see...
00:30...that I'm about to take an unexpected trip. Amazing. How does she do it?
00:39Yee. See you in two shakes of a ladybug's beard, buddy. I'm off to enjoy my daily exercise.
00:47Okay. I'll try to get by without you. Take all the time you need, okay? Okay.
01:00Good morning, Ed. And a goody good morning to you, neighbor. Hot enough for you?
01:06Yes. So hot.
01:10Taking out the trash again, eh? We have to stop meeting like this. People will think I'm stalking you.
01:18Bad dog. Bad dog.
01:23Seriously, though, I'd love to whip my baddie into shape like yours. But as you can see, my exercise wheel is out of grease.
01:30Who needs a squeaky wheel to whip your body? Well, I can do it for you.
01:35We could be runny buddies.
01:37What do you say, Miss Fluffy? I'm here to help.
01:46I'll go put on my stretchy pants.
01:48Yee!
01:49Looking good, fitness friend.
02:00If you're tired or feel faint, try to take your mind off of it by just thinking of something nice.
02:07Like quitting?
02:09Or this colorful butterfly.
02:12Hello there, little butterfly. Would you like to be our fitness friend, too?
02:15All right, Rudy. Come on, runny buddy. Let's follow the butterfly.
02:25Follow the butterfly. Follow the butterfly. Let's keep those knees up high. Follow the butterfly.
02:35We're stopping?
02:37My goodness. What does a stroke feel like?
02:40Well, tickle my earbacks.
02:43Two more, Flutterbodies.
02:44Now three.
02:46And four.
02:48Yee!
02:50Yes, but what are they doing?
02:52Why are they staring at us like that?
02:56Yes, little Flutterbodies.
02:58What the... do you want?
03:05I don't believe it.
03:07We've been mugged.
03:08Thwarmed by tough park butterflies.
03:12You read about this kind of thing, but you never think it'll happen to you.
03:18Well, isn't that curious?
03:20I've never seen this part of the park before.
03:22But you do know the way out, don't you?
03:26Oh, of course not.
03:29But my crusty compass will point the way.
03:31If only they hadn't stolen it.
03:34Hmm.
03:34I don't want to alarm you, runny buddy, so please don't scream.
03:38But I'm afraid we've scampered into uncharted territory and may never find our way out.
03:44And that concludes our movie for a quiet, restful afternoon.
03:51All the president's nuts.
03:53Stay tuned for the next installment of...
03:55The Mighty Measle Moles.
03:57That's odd.
03:59In all the years I've known Ed.
04:01So, so many years.
04:03He's never once missed the Measle Moles.
04:06He should be back by now.
04:08And that bum dentation in front of the TV should be filled.
04:11By Ed's bum.
04:13But it's not.
04:14And that can only mean one thing.
04:16Something terrible has happened.
04:18Because of Ed!
04:21Why me, huh?
04:22Why can't I have a normal best friend and a normal life?
04:27Ed!
04:28Hey, Ed!
04:31Oh, Ed.
04:32I've never been lost in the forest before.
04:35Have you?
04:35Not in this kind of unforgiving environment.
04:38But I'm here to help.
04:40My Pup Scout survival training will see us through.
04:43And the first rule of survival is to respect the forest.
04:47Which means we have to sit and stay.
04:50Until a search party finds us.
04:53But it's going to be dark soon.
04:55We can't possibly survive out here all night.
04:59What'll we do?
05:00We'll do what every swell-villion does.
05:03In times of need or self-doubt.
05:06Eat a whole bag of cookies.
05:07We will remember the Measle Moles.
05:10As I recall, the Mighty Measle Moles faced an even chillier dilemma in episode 66.
05:19Captain, a big space thing is hitting the ship.
05:21Go reach the hull and all the heat will get out.
05:25Holy mole removal.
05:27Battle stations.
05:28Measle Moles.
05:28Ben, thanks to the Mighty Measle Moles and their giant space thingy dialect translator,
05:33another disaster has been averted.
05:34I am glad we worked that out, friend.
05:36Sorry we parked on your foot.
05:44That's it.
05:45Like those heroic moles, we must conserve our pulpy body heat to survive.
05:51Yes.
05:52We must snuggle to stay alive.
05:55Thank you, Ed.
05:56Don't thank me.
05:59Thank our Native ancestors for inventing this toasty poultice of leaves and bee spit.
06:05I feel safe from the elements already.
06:07Don't you?
06:09Yes.
06:10Thank you, Natives.
06:14Ed!
06:15Measle Huffey!
06:17Olly olly oxen free!
06:19Where could they be?
06:21How could anyone get lost in a public park?
06:24And where did you get the torches?
06:25Out of your yard!
06:26I think they was bird feeders!
06:28They burr like crazy!
06:30Whee!
06:36I'm scared, Ed.
06:37What if no one finds us?
06:39Or worse, what if something even hungrier than I am finds us?
06:42Now, Miss Pluffy, there's nothing to fear.
06:46Unless you count the breadless Norsemen.
06:50A hungry ghost rumored to haunt these woods in search of his long-lost loaves.
06:56Shhh!
06:57What's that?
06:58What's that?
06:59What's what?
07:00Is it him?
07:01Is it the breadless Norsemen?
07:03No.
07:04It doesn't sound Scandinavia-ish enough.
07:06It sounds more like...
07:08Beers!
07:09Hungry midnight beers!
07:10Hungry midnight beers!
07:11Hungry midnight beers!
07:19Quick!
07:20Close your eyes and plug your ears and play dead!
07:21It's a proven defense against hungry midnight beers, I imagine!
07:24Ed!
07:25Miss Pluffy!
07:26If you can hear me, say something!
07:31Shhh!
07:32Did you hear that?
07:33It's the breadless Norsemen!
07:34The breadless Norsemen?
07:35No!
07:36No!
07:37No!
07:38Wait a minute!
07:39Will you stop!
07:40There's no breadless Norsemen!
07:41No!
07:42No!
07:43No!
07:44No!
07:45No!
07:46No!
07:47No!
07:48No!
07:49No!
07:50No!
07:51No!
07:52No!
07:53No!
07:54No!
07:55It's a headband!
07:56Ed's headband!
07:57It says so right here!
07:58Property of Kip Keno!
08:00Who's Kip Keno?
08:01Ed's favorite runner!
08:02I know!
08:03It's confusing!
08:04He and Miss Fluffet must've stopped here for a drink
08:07and fallen into the wishing well!
08:09Ed!
08:10Miss Fluffet!
08:11Are you down there?
08:13Yoo-hoo!
08:14Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:16Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
08:17Holy Sunday socks!
08:19I'd know that voice anywhere!
08:21anywhere. Is it help? Are received? Just the opposite, I'm afraid. It's the breadless Norseman!
08:36The breadless Norseman! Being chased by a big foot!
08:43What the? Hey, what happened? What's going on out there?
08:51We found them! We're saved!
09:02We found them! You found them? That's great! Nice work, team! Now, pull me up!
09:09Boy, what a workout! And this was just day one! I can't wait to help you get physical tomorrow, eh, runny buddy?
09:18Who wants microwave brownies?
09:20Hooray!
09:24I do! I like brownies!
09:28Hello? Is anybody there? Does anybody hear me?
09:33Why me? I wish I had a normal best friend! And a normal life! And a normal neighbors!
09:43I do! I really, really do!
09:46I'm still concentrating, Miss Fluffy! Very hard! And wondering if you happen to see any bathroom breaks in my future?
09:56Miss Fluffy? Miss Fluffy!
10:00I also smell brownies!
10:02I'm brownies!
10:03levels
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