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The 18th episode of Best Ed. In this episode, Buddy tries to prepare for his upcoming Acorns-Away Day.

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00:00I had the dog and buddy the squirrel live in a swell house in a swell world
00:07Ed wakes up every single day and vows to be the best in every way
00:11One best buddy, one best head, one best buddy, one best head
00:16From the morning till they go to bed, ah, one best buddy, one best head
00:21Have you ever seen a squirrel go nuts?
00:23Ed's here to help, I'll tell you what
00:25Your best friend, that's what he said
00:27These are the adventures of best head
00:30One best buddy, one best head, one best buddy, one best head
00:34From the morning till they go to bed, ah, one best buddy, one best head, one best buddy, one best head
00:41There was a squirrel who gathered nuts and buddy was his name, oh, P-U-D-D-Y, P-U-D-D-Y, P-U-D-D-Y, but thug was actually his name, oh!
01:05Okay Ed, that'll do, I appreciate the song and all, but I'd really rather get ready for Acorns Away Day in my own way, okay?
01:12Because every chipmunk, squirrel and pack rat in town will be out plucking nuts
01:16And I have to be at the top of my game in order to out nut pluck them
01:19Okay Ed, time me!
01:20Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
01:50Boy, if I know you, your nuts are in the bag, buddy.
01:53And just in case your old-fashioned alarm clock
01:56should suffer some kind of ill-time malfraction,
01:58I am going to set my mighty measle mold
02:01electrospatial-type tele-device.
02:05Okay, good idea. Thanks, Ed.
02:07Don't thank me, buddy.
02:09Thanks, the mighty measle mold and their electrospatial...
02:13Just set the clock, will you?
02:15I really need to get to sleep.
02:16Buenos dias, amigos de measle moleros.
02:20Oops, wrong command.
02:23Me thinks me pinkies are too pulpy for these itty-bitty buttons, buddy.
02:27Self-destruct mode activated.
02:29Your electrospatial-type tele-teller will self-destruct in ten.
02:32Self-destruct?
02:33Nine, eight, seven, five, six, five.
02:37Fast-forward mode activated.
02:38Your electrospatial-type tele-teller will self-destruct in five, four, two, three...
02:46Oh, Ed!
02:50Look what you've done!
02:52On the one night that I absolutely have to get some sleep,
02:55I have nowhere to sleep!
02:58Oh, I wouldn't say that, buddy.
03:03Isn't it swell, buddy?
03:05Two best buddies betting down for buddy-bys.
03:07I'm almost beside myself over the notion that you're beside myself
03:11and that for a change, I get to bunk with someone besides myself!
03:15Ha!
03:16Can we just get to sleep, please?
03:18I have a very big day tomorrow.
03:19My whole winter depends on it.
03:22Sleep it is, buddy!
03:23Now bear with me as I retrieve my Mighty Measle Fan Club watch and fob,
03:28which will tell us the exact-go-morning-time-time
03:30in Mighty Measle-mo fashion.
03:34Aha!
03:35Listen closely, bed buddy.
03:37It's ten o'clock!
03:38It's swell, Mighty Measle fans!
03:42Well, good night, buddy.
03:44Sleep tight and rest assured I will watch the clock
03:46and stay up all night
03:48in order to wish you up on time for Acorn's Away Day
03:51because I am...
03:52Here to help.
03:53Yeah, I know.
03:53Do you know what you need?
03:55You'll need one of those super-soothing machines
03:57that will play super-soothing sounds
03:58that will help you drift off to a super-sound sleep, buddy.
04:01Hey, that'd be great!
04:02But since we don't have one of those machines...
04:04Okay, knock yourself out there.
04:14Just relax and let the soothing sounds of the surf
04:18on Swirrellville's shore wash over you.
04:22Then succumb to the soothing sound
04:27of the wind in the palm trees.
04:29Tick-a-dee-whoosh, tick-a-dee-whoosh.
04:31Yeah, that's kind of nice.
04:35And so calm and soothing.
04:39Oh, no.
04:40Suddenly a dark cloud appears on the horizon.
04:42Surely it will pass.
04:44But no, it looms larger.
04:47The wind does whoosh.
04:48And the surf does whoosh.
04:51But the forecast was for its sleigh!
04:53Care to talk now, buddy?
04:55It's a hurricane!
04:57Look out!
04:58Oh, am I savvy?
04:59Who am I?
05:00Oh, shh!
05:01I'm getting ready for this!
05:02Look at it!
05:03Oh, shh!
05:06Oh, my...
05:06Oh, bad, bad, bad!
05:08Ah!
05:08Yeah!
05:09Oh!
05:12Ed?
05:12Yes, buddy?
05:13This isn't helping, and I need to get to sleep.
05:16So the only sound I need to hear
05:18is the sound of you saying,
05:19It's 6 a.m., buddy!
05:20Time to wake up!
05:21Okay.
05:22Okay, buddy.
05:24I'm here to help.
05:25I will make sure not a single sound
05:27disturbs your slumber.
05:28It's 12.32 a.m.,
05:30and all the swell, mighty measle fans!
05:33Starting now.
05:38Sweet dreams, best buddy.
05:41See you in the morning's milk.
05:43Eee...
05:45Those are my nuts and milk.
05:53Mmm...
05:54Stop it.
06:01Nice and salted?
06:03Nah.
06:03What are you doing?
06:18Buddy, whatever are you doing awake?
06:21You have a big day tomorrow.
06:25Well, I heard such a clatter that I rose to see, you know, what was the matter?
06:31There's nothing the matter, Buddy.
06:33Go back to sleep.
06:35It was just a dream.
06:38Us little buddy forgets what you heard and we'll keep it quiet, I give you my word.
06:44So, no more noisy noises or howling hurricanes or the sound of rushing wall of water?
06:53Well, that depends, Buddy.
06:55What's a rushing wall of water sound like?
06:57Kind of like...
06:58That's...
07:00Go back to sleep, Buddy.
07:08It was just a dream.
07:10All a dream.
07:12I don't know about you, Buddy, but car rides always make me sleepy.
07:18I don't believe this.
07:20I have a big day tomorrow and it's two o'clock in the morning.
07:23Oh, it's way later than that.
07:24See?
07:25It's 3 a.m. and all a swell, mighty Beezle Pans.
07:30Sweet sleep, Speth Buddy.
07:32I'll be right here to keep things quiet.
07:34Oh, no.
07:47Shoo fly, don't bother.
07:48He.
07:56Ow.
07:57What happened?
07:59Because of Ed.
08:00Nothing, Buddy.
08:02It's just a dream.
08:04All a dream.
08:10Ah!
08:11Winter, is it Winter?
08:13It's okay, Buddy.
08:14Go back to sleep.
08:16Easy now, Ed.
08:35Nice and low.
08:42What is going on?
08:44Nothing's going on, Buddy.
08:46Go back to sleep.
08:47It's just a dream.
08:49A very intense dream.
08:51This is not a dream, Ed.
08:53It's 80 and a 40 zone.
08:55Slow down!
08:56Just as soon as we shake that fly that's been keeping you awake.
09:00You have a big day tomorrow, Buddy.
09:04You fly, don't bother me.
09:06You fly, don't bother me.
09:08Whoa!
09:09Yeah!
09:09Ed, will you stop?
09:11Just as soon as we catch air off that condemned bridge, Buddy.
09:15That's sure to shake that there, little fly.
09:18Okay.
09:19As soon as we catch air off that condemned bridge, you can...
09:22Ah!
09:23Danger!
09:24Do not cross.
09:25Do not cross!
09:32Well, isn't that curious?
09:35That fastidious fly is still here.
09:38Oh, no!
09:39Whoa!
09:53A 17-mile jog in the crisp morning air was just the ticket.
09:56We're here, Buddy!
09:58We're here?
10:00After all that?
10:01We really made it?
10:03And right on Mighty Measel Mole time, too.
10:08Welcome to Acorns Away Day, buddy.
10:12Nutgatherers, take your marks.
10:15I can't believe we made it.
10:17And even though your help only managed to keep me awake all night,
10:21I feel really good.
10:22Really fired up.
10:24On your marks, get set, gather.
10:28Go get them, buddy.
10:29Happy Acorns Away Day.
10:31There was a squirrel who gathered just in body.
10:34What is able?
10:35B-U-C-Z-Y-
10:37Just a dream.
10:43Oh, a dream.