00:00Captain, an alien intergalactic baby head has a boo-boo.
00:08And if we don't do something, he says he'll make ship fall down go boom.
00:12Fire the proton pacifier at him.
00:19Your binky has pacified me.
00:22Now, boldly go, mighty measle moles.
00:26The end!
00:27Wow!
00:28How gratifying it must be to soothe the boo-boos of those in need.
00:36And be friends with a big baby head.
00:41Say there, little Eddie bear.
00:44You've hardly touched your nut.
00:46Here, let me expose all the tasty nut meat goodness for you.
00:50Hey, Red.
01:00Why don't you let an expert handle it?
01:02Oh, that nut is in for it now.
01:08Say your prayers, you pesky pecan.
01:11Because there's not a nut in the world that my squirrel buddy buddy can't crack.
01:15That tough nut didn't know what bit him.
01:23You're like a nut-cracking god.
01:26Ed, please.
01:27I'm not a god.
01:29I just have the teeth of a god.
01:32Do it again, buddy.
01:35Crack another one.
01:36Flex those mighty molars.
01:37Now, Ed, I really don't think that...
01:40All right.
01:41Maybe just one.
01:43Here you go, Hercutees.
01:45Can you crack this Brazil nut?
01:50How about this coconut?
01:54Or this lug nut?
01:56How did this get in there?
02:05Well, buddy, I know how much you love your mixed nuts.
02:07But I guess I got mixed up while mixing up your nut mix.
02:11But if it'll help you feel better, you can have one of my teeth.
02:16Ew, get those away from me.
02:18I don't want your teeth.
02:20Where did you get all those?
02:22Oh, lots of places, buddy.
02:24Some fell out of my head.
02:25Some I found at the skateboard park.
02:27And some whose origins are baffling even to me.
02:30I call those my mystery teeth.
02:33Thanks, but no thanks.
02:34Just get me to the dentist, okay?
02:36The pain is palpable.
02:40I know precisely what you mean, buddy.
02:43I'm here to help.
02:45Well, I'm afraid you've got a, uh, uh, well, a badly cracked tooth there, buddy.
02:50And, uh, it'll have to come out.
02:52Mm-hmm.
02:52Uh, now just relax and, uh, breathe in all that, uh, all that giggly gas while I, uh, call in our guests.
02:59A few youngsters are here to see how painless a trip to the dentist can be.
03:03Isn't that nice?
03:04That's nice.
03:05Miss LaPointe, uh, Principal Piggy and, uh, the, uh, children can, uh, come in now.
03:15It's Piggy, actually.
03:16Oh, isn't this unthreatening, class?
03:28Now let's all give a happy hello to our new friend, Dr. Goodchuck the Dentist.
03:32Hello, Dr. Goodchuck the Dentist.
03:34Hi there, Doctor.
03:36Hey, friends for life, eh?
03:38Let's keep in touch after summer camp.
03:40Say, kids, uh, since my lovely assistant is, uh, well, out to lunch, uh, I'll need one of you to help me make our patient all better.
03:48Any brave volunteer?
03:49Oh, I will help you, Doctor!
03:51I can be your out-to-lunch assistant!
03:53Pick me!
03:53I'm here to help!
03:55Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:56Ah!
04:02Ed?
04:02You're gonna let Ed help fix my tooth?
04:05Ah!
04:05He's the reason I'm here in the first place!
04:09More gas!
04:12Well, let's begin, shall we?
04:14Uh, dental assistant, my surgical mask, please.
04:21Mm-hmm.
04:22Uh-huh, yeah.
04:23Well, as I see it, uh, the problem here is, uh, well, um, obvious, you know.
04:30I'm wearing the wrong mask.
04:32My assistant has passed the gas.
04:35Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:42Oh, sure!
04:43Blame the dog!
04:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:52There, now do you see what a happy place the dentist's office is, class?
04:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:59I can't operate like this!
05:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:03My assistant will take over!
05:06Ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:06Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:16Oh, this is perfect!
05:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:18Now look what you've done!
05:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:20Who will pull my tooth now, huh?
05:22Ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:23What an unfortunate turn of events!
05:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:26And Ed, when the gas wears off, and I come out of this?
05:30Yeah?
05:31I'm not going to be very pleasant to be around.
05:34Steps will be taken, Ed.
05:36What do you say to that?
05:41More gas.
05:47How are you feeling now, buddy?
05:51My tooth doctor.
05:53Please help me.
05:54Yeah, I will help you, buddy.
05:56And fear not, for I have seen enough dentists on TV to guide me through this delicataceous procedure.
06:03Oh, dear.
06:04Now, let's see.
06:05Unless I'm completely ignorant, the first step in most dentist visits is soothing the patient with idle small talks.
06:14Oh, buddy.
06:15Anybody ever told you that you have the teeth of a god?
06:19After that, nine out of twelve dentists choose to make sure that the patient is comfortably seated.
06:25Oh, dear.
06:34Wee.
06:34Nothing to fear here.
06:38And at this stage, an experienced dentist will begin the examination.
06:42i see yes there certainly are a lot of teeth in here all we have to do is find the one that's
06:53giving you trouble oh that's easy doctor i believe it's the bottom left by cusp head
06:59is it this one no well how about this one hey well it's gotta be in here somewhere i better
07:07try them all i think we found it yes it's killing me pull it pull it now now not so fast buddy a good
07:28dentist always takes x-rays before jumping to hasty confusions doctor can i just take a look
07:36at your diploma before you just relax and let the x-ray do its work and i'll be right outside
07:44doing other dentist things nothing to be alarmed at children the dentist is our friend so did you
07:55happen to catch dr quack dental doc on the tube last night so full of inaccuracies
08:01so how's my favorite patient feeling better yet no feeling bad so bad
08:13well buddy as i stand here hammy and hawing at the x-rays like real tv dentists do i have no idea what to do
08:22i've done everything that a real dentist would do and nothing help help me buddy help me help you help me help you to feel better
08:33tell me what to do please pull my tooth whatever you say buddy i'm here to help
08:43there he is buddy the black tooth of the family i pulled him good
09:01hmm you missed pulled the wrong tooth oh this is too much steps will be taken mark my words
09:12oh boy oh boy it sure feels good to feel good again ed i didn't know pain like that existed
09:31thanks for helping ed you're a real pal pal as assistant dentist for a day
09:38it was my dental duty buddy me and my mystery teeth were there to help
09:44your mystery teeth what have they got to do with it
09:49ta-da and as soon as the super glue sets you'll have the biggest strongest set of teeth in town
09:55what have you done with my teeth
09:59ah
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