- 5 months ago
FRANCESCA FARAGO LIKES FREAKY SX.. (NOT CLICKBAIT) interview / podcast
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pillow Time!
00:09I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies.
00:11Big shout out to Adam and Eve, the number one sex toy company in the world.
00:1650 years of good sex, good times, and good toys.
00:2050th year anniversary. Congratulations, guys.
00:22We're giving away a toy 50% off to everybody that uses the code PILLOW on adamandeve.com.
00:2750% off one toy, and it's free shipping.
00:29In Canada, U.S., Adam and Eve, baby girl. We love you.
00:32Also, also, everything bought on Adam and Eve, 20% goes to research for the spread of HIV.
00:38Mucho lovo. We love you, Adam and Eve. Rock and roll.
00:42Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pill Talk.
00:44I'm your host, Ryan Pounder. We're joined by Mr. Quickie at They Call Me Dark.
00:48And today...
00:50What is that?
00:51Sorry, I was just copying you.
00:52It's aggressive.
00:53Okay, tonight, we're joined by, by the way, this is a long intro before we get to Francesca.
00:58But, let me get to it.
01:00First episode, I had an idea for a podcast.
01:03She said, man, I will support you.
01:05And people always ask, man, how do you get all these celebrities all the time?
01:07What do I say?
01:08I go, Francesca, you're not going to do it?
01:10You're way less fucking cool.
01:11You're way less fucking hot than her.
01:13Oh, okay.
01:14Francesca, you're like, whoa.
01:15That's how the whole show was created.
01:16So, Frankie, you don't give yourself credit.
01:18Because you did it.
01:19You support your boys so much.
01:20And you came on, you host it again with Violet Benson.
01:23Frankie is the reason that we exist.
01:25It's the reason we're at the Apex Agency mansion in the fucking hills today.
01:30Shout out, I'm putting emacristians there.
01:31Gang, gang, bitch.
01:32And ghosts.
01:32Anyways, today we're joined by the biggest reality TV star of our generation.
01:37Go there.
01:37The most beautiful queen in the world.
01:39One of the highest earned only fans.
01:42Human beings in the planet.
01:44Jesus.
01:44This is the ghost, Francesca Farrago.
01:50I can just pump my tires.
01:51Well, that's pretty.
01:52I see that behind her.
01:53I thought you were going to say, roll me the palms.
01:55Oh, yeah.
01:56Roll me the palms.
01:57Yeah, roll me too.
01:58You know what?
01:58It's weird that you have a dog because you dated so many of them, frankly.
02:01Really?
02:02Yes.
02:03You know, for how hot you are, you go up and down like a fucking stock, Bitcoin stock.
02:09You know what I mean?
02:09You're just up on all over the place.
02:11Like the Leviathan.
02:12You know, of course, Robbie McKnight can't get on it.
02:14He's too short.
02:17But.
02:18Is being a dog like a good thing?
02:20Well, nah.
02:21Okay.
02:22It means you're a fuckboy.
02:24You fuck around and you don't really cheat.
02:25Okay.
02:26And I'm not saying you.
02:26So then, yeah, I've dated dogs.
02:27You've dated dogs.
02:28Exactly.
02:29If that's the terminology for that.
02:30I just find you always go from, oh, good for her.
02:34The fuck.
02:35God, that's great.
02:37Huh?
02:38And it's been like that for about, I don't know, 15 years.
02:41So, I'm not going to deny that statement, no.
02:45Because I just change what I want.
02:46I'm like, do I want that?
02:47Do I want this?
02:48Trying to figure it out.
02:49Do I want rich, hot, cool, famous?
02:52But I feel like I have all those qualities, so I can just pick whatever I want now.
02:55You feel like Franchester's going to find love before you and I do?
02:58Because you and I just stick to the shitheads.
03:00Well, with all the.
03:00That's all we do.
03:01We bang shitheads.
03:02You bang shitheads?
03:04Yeah.
03:05You bang shitheads.
03:06This guy wrote the fucking shithead book.
03:09He's a shithead guy.
03:10Do you think I did shitheads?
03:11I don't think so.
03:12Oh, wait.
03:13The one person I know that you did, she was a shithead.
03:16Shithead.
03:17She was like the ultimate shithead.
03:19Yeah.
03:19We all did shitheads because you're going to go through it, right?
03:22Yeah.
03:24Yeah.
03:24I mean, at least once.
03:25Well, I feel like, yeah, maybe I did mine accidentally, not knowing, and you definitely went
03:28into it knowing.
03:29But the person that I know.
03:31Yeah.
03:32I'm with Frankie on this one.
03:33Hey, what's going on with that last guy?
03:36He was up here.
03:37He was one of those ones.
03:38Yeah.
03:38He looked like shithead.
03:39He was a pro shithead guy.
03:41Sweetborn.
03:41Don't say that.
03:42We can bleep it out.
03:43Okay.
03:44Okay.
03:45Terry's really good at that now.
03:46That guy is gorgeous.
03:48We and Darren looked at each other and we're like, are you coming?
03:50Are you going to have people?
03:51I got to have people.
03:51You guys have met him on FaceTime.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Yeah.
03:53Nice guy.
03:54Cool.
03:54He's wearing a robe with his abs out.
03:57And we're like.
03:57Super hot.
03:58He was.
03:59Super hot.
03:59One of the hottest people I've dated for sure.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Yeah.
04:02What happened with that guy?
04:04I didn't like him.
04:04He was annoying.
04:05Oh.
04:06Yeah.
04:06What did he do?
04:07He didn't do the dishes.
04:09He didn't bring me coffee.
04:10He was hard to live with?
04:11I was like the maid.
04:14You're like a single mother.
04:15I was like the housewife.
04:15When I would visit, I took a time off work.
04:18So I was like cooking and cleaning.
04:19But in reality, that's not like I work too much for that to be in my life.
04:22I knew this.
04:23So I would like cook him like this like four course dinner.
04:26And then he would like sit there and play video games and I'd have to clean up.
04:28And I'm like.
04:29And it's early in the relationship.
04:31And like you make money.
04:31But like comparable to me, like not that much more.
04:34Right.
04:34And like where are you.
04:35Like I don't know.
04:36It just wasn't my vibe.
04:36But he was super hot and like whatever.
04:38Frankie, let's face it.
04:39You don't even do your makeup.
04:41No, but I'm down to do those things.
04:43But like not all the time.
04:44Yeah.
04:45I get it.
04:45And not be expected from me.
04:47I make rind eggs every morning.
04:49And he was really bad in bed too.
04:50He was bad in bed?
04:51Why?
04:51I don't know.
04:53It just wasn't interesting.
04:54Why?
04:55Like maybe a normal girl would think it was fun.
04:57But for me, I like super freaky stuff.
04:59You know this.
04:59I know this.
05:00So.
05:00Yeah.
05:01It was just very boring.
05:02Super freaky.
05:04You go.
05:05You go.
05:05You explain.
05:06You know.
05:06Okay.
05:07She likes when guys choke the fuck out of her to the point where she's going to die.
05:11Open your fucking mouth, you whore.
05:14Just get in the fuck.
05:14No, but don't hork in my throat.
05:16Okay.
05:16I thought that happened to you for me.
05:17This is your fault.
05:18You asked him to describe this.
05:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:21It's happened to me before and I was like.
05:23I was dying.
05:23And then she likes it when you strike it.
05:26It's a little dramatic.
05:27Anybody else feel repulsed?
05:28Yeah, basically that.
05:29Basically that.
05:30Yeah.
05:30Right.
05:31Like a lot of like talking.
05:32And did he just kind of give the.
05:35But you think for like someone who was.
05:37Someone for like athletic.
05:39Okay.
05:39You'd think it would be more.
05:40Yeah.
05:41You know, dramatic.
05:41And it was just so boring.
05:43I was like.
05:44So when did you guys break up?
05:47Like beginning of December.
05:49So since then, what's popping?
05:51I.
05:52Yeah, I can't really talk about it.
05:54Oh, it's a celebrity.
05:55I just keep like all my stuff private.
05:57You guys know about it because you're my friends.
05:59Yeah.
05:59No one knew about that last guy, but you guys knew.
06:01True.
06:02But.
06:03Like I would tell you off the podcast, but not on the podcast.
06:06No problem.
06:07Yeah.
06:07I still don't know why you tell us everything.
06:09Because we're friends.
06:10You know, I keep your shit secret.
06:12I do.
06:12Yeah.
06:12You guys aren't going to like out me.
06:13No, of course not.
06:14We have big mouth.
06:15Well, I have a big mouth.
06:16Yes.
06:16But.
06:17My nose should we?
06:17I keep.
06:18It's happening.
06:20It's happening.
06:20We've waited for this moment.
06:22The tent is going to fall out.
06:23Hey, can you see if your elbows got touched behind your back?
06:26Shut up.
06:27Before the last guy, we met your other partner.
06:31Shall we get into that?
06:33No.
06:34Okay.
06:35But that one was very public.
06:37I feel like red hair Frankie did some weird shit.
06:40Red hair Frankie was a gentleman.
06:41And then you change your hair color.
06:43And now she's.
06:45You guys don't know what I'm up to.
06:46So.
06:47No, we don't.
06:48Exactly.
06:48We can assume.
06:49We're.
06:50We're.
06:50Please tell us.
06:51Oh, I'm not going to talk about like romantic relationships.
06:53Because.
06:53That's fair.
06:54I keep those private.
06:55Okay.
06:55Now.
06:55From now on.
06:56No problem.
06:56Yeah.
06:59You're going to tell us what's your.
07:00Oh, you're not.
07:01Okay.
07:02Giving it private.
07:02And you don't want to talk about the XX?
07:05No.
07:06Just tell us.
07:06In like a.
07:07In like a.
07:08In a tweet.
07:09140 characters.
07:10What was going on in that relationship?
07:13Um.
07:20Okay.
07:25What'd you say?
07:26Come on.
07:27So I can't talk about it.
07:28That's why you're laughing.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Frankie, eh?
07:33You know what I mean?
07:34Anyways, let's swiftly move on.
07:35Okay.
07:35Okay.
07:36All right.
07:36All right.
07:36Harry Jousey.
07:37Have you.
07:37Have you talked to Harry lately?
07:40What's going on?
07:41Tell us the.
07:42I haven't talked to Harry since Miami.
07:45Did I see you?
07:46Yeah.
07:46Yeah.
07:46Yeah.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Since that week.
07:48Really?
07:48Yeah.
07:48Well, you guys did the Netflix reunion show together.
07:52What?
07:52The.
07:52The.
07:53The show you did.
07:54The reunion of Too Hot to Handle show with the tug of war shit.
07:57Oh, the reality games.
07:58Yes.
07:58Reality games.
07:59Reality games.
07:59Yes.
08:00That was the worst day of my life.
08:01Right.
08:01Why?
08:02It was just so awkward.
08:03Between you and Harry.
08:04We were like talking shit to each other.
08:05He was being so rude.
08:06Here's what Harry told us.
08:08Okay.
08:09Whatever he said was a lie, obviously.
08:11He.
08:12He said that you showed up that day with your arms crossed and you looked at Harry and they
08:17said, Frankie, you're going to be on this team here, the blue team.
08:20And you looked up and you saw Harry and you went, I'm not on his fucking team.
08:25And.
08:25What?
08:25And that you.
08:26The whole time.
08:27Apparently it was supposed to be a three hour shoot.
08:28He said that it was like a seven hour shoot because you did not want to be in Harry's
08:33fucking.
08:34What?
08:34Vicinity.
08:35Vicinity.
08:36Yeah.
08:36What?
08:36And you were just like, fuck that guy.
08:38I'm not working with him.
08:39This and that.
08:40No, that's not what happened.
08:41What happened?
08:42I went into the room and he was sitting with the other castmates.
08:44I was like, hi guys.
08:45How are you?
08:45They all looked over at me like this, looked back and kept their conversations going.
08:49So I walked out of the room and I said, I'm going to sabotage this fucking game because
08:52they're fucking losers.
08:54And.
08:54But that's it.
08:55He started it with being an asshole.
08:56It didn't make the process longer.
08:59I may have done things to try and sabotage the game, whatever.
09:02Who cares?
09:03But it's not that deep.
09:04He was being a dick.
09:05And then all day he's like, yeah.
09:06Oh, this tattoo.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Two more sessions.
09:08It's going to be gone.
09:09Like.
09:10What's wrong with you?
09:11Oh, this is a tattoo.
09:12The matching tattoo.
09:13He's like, yeah.
09:13Two more sessions and it's going to be gone.
09:15Do you still have yours?
09:16Yeah.
09:16I still have mine.
09:17I put rings on it.
09:18So now what?
09:22Now you just don't speak.
09:24It's all good.
09:24I think he's dropping a porno or something.
09:26I'm not sure.
09:28Now it's just water under the bridge.
09:30Moving on.
09:30I don't know if I would call it that, but.
09:32Right.
09:33I wish I was a male talent for a porno.
09:37That's pretty nice.
09:38I've seen four of your sex.
09:39What do you mean?
09:39You could totally do it.
09:40You think so?
09:41Absolutely.
09:41Well, why not?
09:42You have a small dick?
09:43Well, no, I am very happy with the thing.
09:45Okay, so what's stopping you?
09:47You're right.
09:48There's nothing stopping me.
09:49Let's go.
09:49I'm making a fucking sex tape.
09:51Hey, have you ever made a sex tape?
09:54I make sex tapes, yeah, but they don't go anywhere.
09:56Does the male keep them?
09:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:59Wow.
09:59Wow, trusting.
10:00That's kind of crazy.
10:01You think because of when?
10:03So this person that we know, Candice knows, I was dating them when I was like 18 and they
10:08released all these pictures of me.
10:09And you'd think that when I was 18, I would have learned the hard way.
10:12But I didn't, I still do it.
10:14I remember those photos.
10:15Yeah.
10:15You had the short hair.
10:16I was like 17 of those photos.
10:18You had the short hair.
10:19Were you in a kitchen or bath?
10:21And I think I was in front of a mirror at my parents' house and I was just like this.
10:25Oh, I saw those too.
10:26Yeah.
10:26Oh, I know who it is.
10:27Like naked.
10:28Yeah.
10:30No, you were wearing a fucking snowsuit.
10:31Of course you're naked, Frankie.
10:33No, but like full pussy out.
10:34Oh, really?
10:34Like full spread eagle, like, hmm.
10:36I saw those.
10:37Did you smile like that too?
10:38Blackberry in my hand.
10:39That's how old those pics are.
10:39Oh, my gosh.
10:40It was a pearl.
10:40She BBM'd it to someone.
10:42Pearl, I think it was year 2012, October time.
10:45I don't remember at all.
10:46It was like nine, ten years ago, yeah.
10:48Yeah.
10:48Because Loki was a puppy.
10:49Do you think girls send sex tapes to Ryan?
10:53What do you mean sex tape?
10:53What's a sex tape?
10:54Yeah.
10:54Do you think they trust him?
10:55Do you think they, like if you filmed a sex tape with someone, would they send you that
10:59sex tape after?
10:59No, I don't understand the question either.
11:00I don't know, man.
11:00You mean girls send me noobs?
11:02Show your dad stuff.
11:05Let's play Mr. Quickie, Doc.
11:06That's a good question.
11:07And what better for the Mr. Quickie segment than to team up with MyRocky.ca,
11:11an online pharmaceutical company that specializes in Cialis prescriptions,
11:16Viagra prescriptions, got a little hair products in there.
11:19At MyRocky.ca on Instagram.
11:21Use the code PILLOW25 for 25% off.
11:24All the good stuff.
11:25I like Cialis.
11:26We can pill.
11:27A lot of erections.
11:27They even got numbing cream for your wee-wee for people who come fast, like Mimi.
11:34Francesca, I'm Mr. Quickie.
11:36They call me Mr. Quickie because I do everything and I mean everything as quickly as possible.
11:41You now have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can starting now.
11:47Now, what's more likely to happen?
11:49You start dating girls again or I let Chris give me an over-the-pants handjob?
11:55Those are equal.
11:56So neither are happening?
11:58Yo, that's going to happen.
11:59I'm sorry.
11:59I wanted her to answer for Chris.
12:01They're both happening.
12:01Oh, they're both happening.
12:02Of course.
12:03Okay, all right.
12:03What do you mean?
12:04Who spends more money?
12:06Francesca and Romy's grooming expenses or any subscriber to your OnlyFans asking for feet pics?
12:12Feet pics.
12:13Okay.
12:14Who do you think is more likely to get chlamydia, Ryan or Doug?
12:19Doug.
12:21Is that a jerk?
12:22I wrote this fucking question.
12:23Like he fucked chlamydia?
12:24I think he's just like careless.
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah, more good.
12:27Jury or girls.
12:27Yeah.
12:28I asked the question.
12:29Okay.
12:29Would you rather do ketamine and then get interviewed on national television or make a sex tape with Nick Lovin?
12:36Ketamine.
12:37Really?
12:38Yeah.
12:39True, eh?
12:39What?
12:40In three words, please describe the best orgasm you've ever had and if it was from a man or not.
12:47Good question.
12:50He like lasted 10 minutes.
12:5410 minute orgasm?
12:55Wow.
12:56You going to tell us who or no?
12:58Probably not.
12:58Was it a girl or a guy?
12:59It was the person that you guys met.
13:01Oh.
13:02Wow.
13:03Wow.
13:04Okay.
13:04No wonder.
13:05Yeah, no wonder, right?
13:06Now it all makes sense.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Okay, that's great.
13:0810 minutes.
13:09Yeah.
13:09What was the trick down there?
13:10Because I haven't made a girl cum since Naan.
13:14You just got to, maybe just ask.
13:15Way before he was born, so he's never made a girl cum.
13:17Yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:18If you're like, does this, does this, do you like this, do you like this?
13:20You want to know my move lately?
13:21Tell me if you like this.
13:22Okay.
13:22Okay.
13:22Okay.
13:23I eat the ass now.
13:25Okay.
13:25And I go.
13:26Depends on female with that though.
13:27Please don't lick your fingers.
13:28I hate when you do this.
13:29Let me do my.
13:30What is it?
13:30Turn you on or something?
13:31It's not for you.
13:31It's for her.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Okay.
13:33So I, uh, Kush, let me bore your ass for a sec.
13:36He's willing.
13:37That's our intern.
13:38That is our intern.
13:39Okay, sit down, Kush.
13:40Oh my God.
13:40Sit the fuck down, Kush.
13:41Okay.
13:41I thought you said Chris.
13:43Chris.
13:44Chris, let us bore your ass.
13:45Pretend there's an ass here.
13:46I was like, keep it down for sure.
13:47I bet it's clean.
13:48I bet you own a bidet.
13:50It is clean.
13:51How do you know?
13:51He spends hours douching.
13:52I know he does.
13:54Do you take prep?
13:55He does take prep.
13:56Good.
13:57Get over here.
13:57No, just kidding.
13:58Okay.
13:58So there's no way I'm getting a yeast infection with you?
14:01No.
14:02Awesome.
14:02Okay.
14:02So I eat the booty and I go around with, I'm a lefty.
14:06I'm left-handed, you know?
14:07I hate this so much.
14:07And I do the clit rub with the booty grab.
14:11I mean, fuck, it seems to be working out.
14:14Is he done yet?
14:14Honestly.
14:15Yeah.
14:15I'm not being funny.
14:16I'm being serious.
14:16That's my move.
14:18Like, uh, I'll go down.
14:20Can you call to?
14:21And then we'll do from behind.
14:22And then I pull out and I go like this when I feel like she's getting fired up.
14:25But it depends on the girl because a lot of girls don't like booty stuff.
14:28Really?
14:29But the girls who do like booty really love booty.
14:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:32Do you like, uh...
14:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:34Yeah.
14:35I feel like I've told you this before.
14:36Yeah, you have.
14:37Yeah.
14:37You liked everything.
14:38Yeah.
14:39You must do some shit.
14:40You've told me the crazy shit like it's normal.
14:42You must be on some fucking search of sale shit now.
14:44For the shit you don't tell them.
14:45Yeah.
14:45I'm really into roleplay recently.
14:47Like, what kind of shit?
14:48Just like, I can't, so I can't say.
14:51Do you get costumes?
14:53Um, we haven't gotten costumes now.
14:55Yet.
14:57You're welcome for that idea.
14:58I mean, I do have costumes at my house that I use for my OnlyFans.
15:00You have to use accents.
15:01Integrate.
15:03I have, yeah.
15:04Which one?
15:04Which accent?
15:05It's more like really fucked up roleplaying that like, if I said it, I'd be like in jail.
15:08Oh, incriminating shit.
15:10Oh, my God.
15:12With a 10-minute person?
15:13Yeah.
15:14Wow.
15:15Okay, I get it now.
15:17It's a sexual thing.
15:19It's very sexual, yeah.
15:21Are they in L.A. right now?
15:23Mm-hmm.
15:23With you?
15:25Well, they're not with me, but in L.A., yeah.
15:28Okay.
15:29Does Romy ever watch you have sex?
15:31All the time.
15:32Yeah?
15:32All the time.
15:33Has he ever, like, licked something he shouldn't have?
15:36Yeah.
15:36Not like anything private, but he'll come up and, like, lick my ear or, like, lick my toe.
15:41Like, fully, like, if I'm having sex right here, he's right here.
15:44Really?
15:44But no, I don't put him there.
15:45He just jumps up and, like, sits there.
15:47Or just let him say, watch.
15:49I move him.
15:49Let the boy watch.
15:51He comes back and he's, like, watching the whole thing, like, wide-eyed.
15:55He looks exhausted from watching all the sex he has.
15:57He was at the groomer for, like, five hours today, so he's sleepy.
16:00He's a sleepy boy.
16:01Frank, can I ask you a question?
16:03I feel like you're slowing down a little bit on showing your body a little bit.
16:07On my Instagram, yeah.
16:08Yeah.
16:08Wafflesome.
16:09What's the deal with that?
16:10Which I like.
16:11It's all my OnlyFans, obviously.
16:12Oh, wow.
16:13You're a genius.
16:14Okay, so it's like, why would I show it all here when it's over there?
16:17Yeah, there's no point.
16:18Pay me, bitch.
16:19Likes don't pay me.
16:20You're a genius.
16:20Likes don't pay me.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Fair.
16:22Well said.
16:23Well, I mean, technically they do, but.
16:25Yeah, I get it.
16:26Yeah.
16:26You're still making some moolah?
16:29On Instagram.
16:30And OnlyFans, though?
16:31Yeah, yeah, of course.
16:32Like, crushing?
16:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:34What's your advice to season three, too hot to handle or cast?
16:38Start in OnlyFans now.
16:40True.
16:41Why wait, right?
16:42Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Yeah, because they're going to wait a year.
16:44They're not going to.
16:45They're going to be like, oh, I'm going to hold off because I want to see if I do this
16:49with my career.
16:49And they're going to wait.
16:50And then, and then, you know, I mean, from my experience, my OnlyFans has not stopped
16:56me from doing anything.
16:57I signed some big contracts.
16:59I have a lot of stuff I'm doing this year, so it didn't stop it at all.
17:02But I'm not doing porn or, like, nude, so maybe that's why.
17:05But, yeah, just, like, bank on the money right away.
17:08I think you dance right on the line perfectly.
17:11Perfectly.
17:11Perfectly.
17:12Yeah.
17:12Have you watched season two and season three of Too Hot to Hand?
17:15I haven't, no.
17:16Why not?
17:16Why not?
17:17I thought season two would give me PTSD.
17:19And then season three, I haven't seen much about it online, so I just really haven't
17:24felt interested.
17:25But I'm not a big TV person.
17:26Fair.
17:27True.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Has every single cast member ever on Netflix DM'd you?
17:33On Too Hot to Handle?
17:34Yeah.
17:34I'm not sure.
17:35Does everyone in the world DM you?
17:38Every guy.
17:39I actually.
17:40Everyone wants to fuck Frankie.
17:41I don't.
17:42Oddly enough, I really don't check my DMs ever.
17:44Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
17:45I have maybe once in the past six months.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Throw luck on red.
17:53Pauly, come sit for a sec.
17:54I know it soon.
17:55Yeah.
17:56Cat's best friend.
17:57Yeah, no, I know.
17:58Yeah.
17:59So dark as DM'd.
18:00Do you want to pull them up, actually?
18:01Dark as DM'd.
18:02It'd be really funny if you finally read them.
18:04400?
18:05I'd say 450 times.
18:07Not a fucking reply.
18:08No, not 450 times.
18:09Kit doesn't give up, though.
18:10That's my.
18:10Rudy.
18:11Rudy.
18:11You know what I mean?
18:12Persistence is key.
18:13That's it.
18:14I wouldn't necessarily.
18:15Oh, okay.
18:16So you're making me wait for it.
18:17I'll follow back tonight.
18:18Are you playing hard to get it?
18:20No, I just never messaged mine.
18:21Okay, Pauline, now that you're here, let's play the first round of Austin Answers by Pauline
18:25Jackson.
18:26What is that?
18:26Oh, I thought that was something sexual.
18:29You're going on some different planet than I say, Frankie.
18:31When I have sex, I like to do it high.
18:34And my favorite way to get high is with Miss Jones.
18:36They have edibles, they have weed, pre-rolls, you name it.
18:40This right here is an infused drink.
18:42You drink it, you get high.
18:43Imagine that.
18:44We love Miss Jones.
18:45The owner, Terry, is our fucking boy.
18:46Austin Answers, let's go, baby girl.
18:48Your dad and your boyfriend switch bodies.
18:51You have to sleep with one of them to switch them back.
18:54Would you sleep with your boyfriend trapped in your dad's body or your dad trapped in your
19:00boyfriend's body?
19:01Good question, Pauline.
19:02Glad you came up with that one.
19:04Oh, my God.
19:06Thank you, Pauline.
19:07Yeah, I would sleep with my boyfriend trapped in my dad's body.
19:10Oh, yeah, because then you get like two kills, right?
19:13No, just, I just.
19:15Because the sexual, the orgasm and the sexual chemistry is what, and your mom, your dad never
19:20has to know.
19:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:21You did some shit, it's all good, you can go to brunch with your dad, it's cool.
19:24That's the easy one.
19:25You get a fucking orgasm with your dad and he comes on you?
19:27I don't think I would mentally be able to get there.
19:30Him, though.
19:31You're hot.
19:32Am I having, am I having my regular sex with my dad's body?
19:33I bet you Grant Webb would be able to.
19:35Am I having my regular sex?
19:37Or am I having just basic sex that lasts two seconds with usually every other guy?
19:42Or is it like my, my usual sex?
19:43I think it's your role play shit.
19:45I mean, I do.
19:48Yeah.
19:49The daddy thing might be kind of hot.
19:51You know what?
19:52Her dad is a good looking chap.
19:53He's hot.
19:54Yeah, Grant Webb.
19:55He's an attractive man.
19:56Wow.
19:57But I don't want to fuck her.
19:58Okay, let's get the next Pauline Jackson.
20:00Thank you so much.
20:00Beautiful girl.
20:01We love her.
20:02Pauline Jackson.
20:03Beautiful girl.
20:04Our future roommate, by the way.
20:06Our future roommate.
20:07And then our next one is Chris George.
20:10Francesca's makeup artist.
20:11Can you, yes, yes.
20:12Can you explain how many times you've been in my DMs, but I've been a gentleman and replied.
20:16You reply every single time.
20:17Yes.
20:18With something nasty, right?
20:18Sometimes you're flirty, but you know.
20:20This one's not as fucked up.
20:21It comes from a special fan, Ryan Pownall.
20:24It says, would you rather have a fake ass so you became a big booty banded bitch that everyone
20:30is like, oh, look at her booty, what the fuck, or lose your vagina.
20:33Wait, what?
20:34Or lose your vagina, totally?
20:36Yeah.
20:36So you get the biggest fucking ass where every time you walk around, they're like, look at
20:40that.
20:40The words were big booty banded bitch.
20:42For the rest of your life, or you lose your vagina.
20:44Or have no vagina?
20:46Yeah.
20:46Or you're the big fucking ass girl.
20:48Oh my God, look at her fucking ass.
20:49I think I know what Frankie's going to say.
20:51Like BBL queen.
20:51She likes her vagina.
20:52I'm not going to lose my vagina.
20:53Okay.
20:54Thank you, Chris.
20:55Yeah.
20:55So Frankie, you're going back on Netflix, right?
20:57What's the next show?
20:59Romy's the star of everything, so what are you doing?
21:03Are we allowed to talk about it?
21:04Have you gotten other show offers?
21:06I can't talk about it.
21:07You can't talk about it.
21:08Okay.
21:09Actually, I have a question for you.
21:10You were supposed to go on MTV's Ex on the Beach.
21:13Oh yeah, I was.
21:13Yeah.
21:14So what happened with that?
21:15I just wasn't really interested in seeing any of my exes.
21:17Okay.
21:18Do you know what ex it was?
21:19That's fair.
21:20I would assume it was my ex-girlfriend that I dated from Mexico.
21:24It wasn't that one.
21:24I have a feeling that it was.
21:26Okay.
21:27But.
21:28Oh.
21:28Because it was like the UK version of the show.
21:30Okay.
21:31Yeah.
21:31So I have a feeling it was.
21:32But I also don't think that she would ever do it, so I was confused.
21:36They were going to pay me a lot of money, but I just.
21:38The other opportunities that I had coming up from that show to the next year didn't really
21:44make sense for me to do it because I didn't need it.
21:46How are things with that ex?
21:47I forgot to mention her.
21:49You're a UK girl.
21:49Yeah.
21:50We don't speak.
21:51Right.
21:51Yeah.
21:52Are you tight with any of your exes?
21:54No.
21:57Brett Stark?
21:58Yeah, I'm friends with Brett.
21:59Okay, okay.
21:59No, I have friends with Brett.
22:01Okay.
22:01Ryan, are you friends with any of your exes?
22:03Yeah.
22:03Cat.
22:04All of them.
22:04Yeah.
22:05True.
22:05Okay.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Fair.
22:06You?
22:06Best friends with all of them.
22:08Yeah.
22:08Yeah.
22:08I don't really have that.
22:11You know what I think for you, Frankie?
22:14Is your friends with the ones that were nice to you.
22:17But fuck the ones that treated you like poop.
22:19And we all hate them too.
22:21He says poop.
22:22Yeah.
22:22Because everything else he said he had to muffle.
22:26Okay, let me ask you a question.
22:28Chris George, the guy that just came on and asked the question.
22:31A lot of people ask me if you guys fuck.
22:33A lot of people ask me if you guys have threesomes.
22:35Because you are bisexual.
22:37And you do Frankie shit.
22:39You know?
22:39You're all over with love and you know.
22:41Yeah.
22:41So they ask me, are you guys fucking?
22:43What's the relationship?
22:44What's going on?
22:45Does Chris fuck?
22:46Is Chris gay?
22:47Is Chris straight?
22:48Mm-hmm.
22:49Well, I'm not going to respond on his sexuality.
22:51Because that's not my place to say anything about it.
22:53But if you would like to say something.
22:55Pansexual.
22:56He's pan, I'm pan.
22:57We're both pansexual.
22:58Can you describe pansexual for Ryan, please?
23:01It would basically mean that.
23:01For the viewers.
23:02I know what it is.
23:03For the viewers.
23:03Gender and the way you identify gender doesn't affect the way that you're attracted to someone.
23:08Okay.
23:09So it's like you're attracted to someone based on who they are, not based on how they identify sexually.
23:13That's nice, actually.
23:13So, yeah.
23:14So what you're saying is there's a chance Chris has found you attractive.
23:19Have you guys ever got drunk and maybe popped on the good foot and did the bad thing?
23:24I'm actually shocked that we haven't.
23:25No, we haven't.
23:26I'm shocked.
23:27There was a period of time where I thought that we might.
23:29I was like, eh, we were both kind of, I don't know.
23:31The vibes were there.
23:33Tulum, right?
23:34I was catching Tulum.
23:34It was actually in London.
23:35For the vibes for me, we're in London.
23:37Chris?
23:38Mexico, Tulum.
23:39Yeah.
23:39Yeah.
23:40I know Tulum.
23:41I saw y'all in Tulum.
23:42Who likes vagina more?
23:44You or Chris?
23:45Me.
23:45Okay.
23:46Who likes vagina more?
23:48Frankie or Ryan?
23:48Me.
23:50Well, maybe you like it.
23:51Maybe I'm just better with it.
23:52Oh.
23:56I set that up perfectly.
23:58Well, of course you're better with it.
23:59Yeah.
24:00I'm awful.
24:00I mean, I have one, so.
24:01Okay.
24:02Are you good at hooking up with girls?
24:04Yeah.
24:05Definitely.
24:06Is it true that girls don't actually scissor and it's just for porn?
24:08No, we scissor.
24:10Is it true that it's not actually, doesn't feel that good?
24:12It just looks cool?
24:13No, I love scissoring.
24:14It's fun.
24:14Really?
24:14There's something very, like, sensual and beautiful about it.
24:18It's like making out, kind of, but with your vagina lips?
24:21Yeah.
24:21If you do it in a good way.
24:23I just, I just, that just came up now.
24:25Yeah.
24:25No, that's kind of true.
24:27If your tongue was your click.
24:29Oh, wow.
24:30Anybody else horny or is it just me?
24:32And I mean no disrespect to the pansexual community, but you like the penis, don't you?
24:38Um, I don't really have a preference.
24:40Really?
24:41But, yeah, I'm not gonna, I wouldn't lean towards that.
24:44Definitely wouldn't lean that way.
24:46I would probably lean the other way.
24:48What, the vagina?
24:49Really?
24:49Well, it doesn't really, yeah.
24:51So if you're, if you're into a guy, it's because he's fucking got it going on.
24:56Do you prefer to give blowjobs or eat vagina?
25:02You know what a lesbian told me once?
25:04She said, a dick is like playing go fish.
25:07There's the dick.
25:08Play your card.
25:10But a vagina is like playing Texas Hold'em poker in Vegas.
25:14Ooh, there's the flop.
25:16Okay, what do we got going on?
25:17Got your first card, second card.
25:18There's the river.
25:20Strategy.
25:20I'm not really understanding this analogy for some reason.
25:22I'm trying to picture it.
25:23Think of it more as golden eye on N64 for a dick.
25:26And Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare with the boys.
25:29I don't play video games.
25:30I understand now.
25:31Okay, think of it more as...
25:33So the vaginas are more complex, obviously.
25:35That's right.
25:35Okay.
25:35Strategy.
25:37Chess, not checkers.
25:38Yeah, yeah, for sure.
25:38Chess, not checkers.
25:39That's the one I was going for.
25:41Guys are a lot more easier to please, for sure.
25:43Guys are so easy to please.
25:44Yeah.
25:45You just gotta open it up.
25:45Like, there's Francesca Ferragma.
25:47People come, they turn on Netflix.
25:49Not even on the show.
25:51The preview thing pops up with you.
25:52Yeah, my tips are out on that show.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:54I know.
25:54I always get wet jeans every time I watch.
25:57I'm like, hey, fucking, I'm going to Crave TV.
25:59Every time.
26:00I scroll right by.
26:01That's disturbing.
26:03Okay, Frankie, when you did season one, though, okay?
26:05We remember how famous you got so fast.
26:07It was like three days almost.
26:08And we were so proud.
26:09It was like a weekend thing.
26:10I know her.
26:11It was a week, right?
26:12Boom.
26:13Five million followers in a fucking week.
26:14Yeah, it was a good week.
26:15Now, season three.
26:16Not that I'm being pretentious and followers are all that matters.
26:19You know, that's what I'm saying.
26:20But season three, guys, they gained, it's been a week now.
26:24I haven't seen.
26:2516,000 followers.
26:26Do they release like half and half the episodes or all at once?
26:29No idea.
26:30Oh.
26:31Anyone know?
26:33I'm, doesn't matter.
26:34I'm not watching.
26:35Yeah.
26:36So.
26:37Yeah, I don't know.
26:38To the people watching that worship you, season one, right?
26:42You want to be a season.
26:43I've always said the original cast was the best, but it depends.
26:47Who knows?
26:48Maybe season four.
26:49Well, I think it's because when it came out during the pandemic and because it was such
26:53a weird concept for a show.
26:54Everyone was so interested.
26:55Yes.
26:56Most watched show at the time.
26:58At the time, yeah.
26:58And then Tiger King.
26:59Because no one else had anything better to do.
27:00Exactly.
27:01It was you and Tiger King and Michael Jordan.
27:03Yeah, but now.
27:03What a fucking roster.
27:04The pandemic's in some places.
27:05You know what I mean?
27:06But mainly it's not.
27:07Hey, Dark, let me ask you a question.
27:09Uh-oh.
27:09Joe Exotic, Michael Jordan, Francesca Farrago.
27:11You got a fuck one, kill one, marry one girl.
27:14Wait, what?
27:14Fucking Frankie for sure.
27:16Joe, wait, wait.
27:16Marrying Joe Exotic.
27:17Well, because the three biggest.
27:19The three.
27:19Carol Baskin?
27:20Let's see here.
27:20Sorry.
27:20Oh.
27:20The three biggest shows during COVID.
27:22Okay.
27:23Was Two Out to Handle, Last Dance with Michael Jordan, and Tiger King.
27:26Oh, I didn't know.
27:27So I asked him, fuck one, kill one, marry one, Francesca Farrago, aka Webb, homegirl.
27:32I'm going to.
27:32Michael Jordan, Eric Jordan, or Joe Exotic.
27:34I'm killing Michael Jordan because he's been an asshole to his teammates.
27:39Unpopular opinion.
27:40Okay.
27:41Okay.
27:42You're killing Michael Jordan.
27:42I'm marrying Joe Exotic, and I'm absolutely pumping Francesca Farrago.
27:46You know what, Joe Exotic is gay.
27:48Joe Exotic is gay.
27:48No, I'm just pumping, girl.
27:49That's rude.
27:50Sorry.
27:51Yeah, because you are like more gay, right?
27:52So that makes sense.
27:55What's up, Chris Jordan, baby?
27:56Sort of out, you.
27:57Hand this, baby.
28:01One more thing.
28:02Oh, 27 minutes already?
28:04Holy shit, Khabibble.
28:05A lot of time flies when you're with the hottest girl on the fucking planet.
28:07Yeah, there's that sweet.
28:08Okay.
28:09Should we wrap it up?
28:09Yeah.
28:10Or do you have anything you want to share quickly?
28:12It's all on you guys.
28:13It was a good episode.
28:14Frankie, thank you for coming.
28:15Thank you so much.
28:16And for doing the first episode.
28:18Yeah, we're grateful.
28:19Oh, we love you so much.
28:21We can't wait to live here and be best friends with you and hang out with.
28:23Can't believe you guys are moving here.
28:24Yeah.
28:25Who are we hanging out with?
28:26Your boyfriend.
28:29The one that you whispered.
28:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:31Okay.
28:32Yeah.
28:33Where can everyone find you?
28:34I have Francesca.
28:34Y'all ready?
28:35No.
28:35Y'all ready?
28:36And roll me the palm.
28:37And roll me the palm.
28:38Yes.
28:38No followers in the dark.
28:41More real ones.
28:42We're at the Apex Agency.
28:43This is Francesca Farago.
28:45This is the new most watched episode.
28:46You just watched it.
28:47By the way, you were by far the most watched we've ever had.
28:50It's like, shabing, Frankie.
28:52And then it's like, Jesus.
28:53You know what I mean?
28:54Nice.
28:54That's how we do it.
28:55I love that.
28:55That's Mr. Quick.
28:56You had to call me dark.
28:57I'm your host, Ryan Powell.
28:58We'll see you next Tuesday.
29:00Cunts.
Be the first to comment