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00:00I'm here for you, I Amano.
00:30Thank you, thank you for choosing my video.
00:39My name's I Amano, by the way, and what's yours?
00:44Oh, why do you look so sad?
00:49I see, unrequited love, is it?
00:55Don't let it get you down though, okay?
00:58I just don't understand you, you've got a lot to offer another person.
01:04I know I'm not much, but how would you feel about letting me be the one to cheer you up?
01:15I see, it's that bad, huh?
01:20Poor guy, there's no way just a video's gonna help you.
01:28That's it, I'll stay with you for as long as it takes.
01:35What?
01:36What?
01:37What?
01:38What the hell?
01:40Hey!
01:41Hey, I'm here.
01:45What?
01:46Hey!
01:47Hello!
01:48Hey, I'll go!
01:49Hey!
01:50Hey!
01:51Hey!
01:52Hey!
01:53Hey!
01:55Hey!
01:56Hey!
01:57What the?
02:27Some girl just came out of my screen!
02:57I'm sorry!
02:59I'm sorry!
03:03I'll see you next time.
06:04Maybe it's...
06:05Nah...
06:09Hey, wait!
06:14I like those!
06:16Hmm?
06:17Hmm?
06:18Hmm?
06:19Hmm?
06:20Hmm?
06:21Hmm?
06:22Hmm?
06:23Hmm?
06:24Hmm?
06:25Hmm?
06:26Hmm?
06:27Hmm?
06:32Stupid jerk!
06:33Play me back on a broken BCR!
06:35Trying to kill me?!
06:37Wait a minute.
06:39Something's wrong.
06:40Oh well.
06:41Oh well.
06:42Hmm?
06:43Hmm?
06:44Hmm?
06:45Hmm?
06:46Hmm?
06:47Hmm?
06:48Hmm?
06:49Hmm?
06:50Hmm?
06:51The name's I. Video girl at large.
06:56Video what?
07:00Motenai? As in loser?
07:03That's Yota Motoichi, okay?
07:06Whatever. The point is, Yota.
07:10Video girls make their own rules.
07:14We can do anything you like.
07:15Anything. It's all up to you.
07:21Okay, okay. I know it's in here somewhere.
07:26Ah, here it is.
07:27So you've got her alone. A guide to what comes next.
07:32I can do that.
07:34Yoo-hoo.
07:38Want to do the H thing? You know, hardcore?
07:45Hardcore? As in, how to get ready for the first time?
07:49Okay, okay.
07:51Clip nails.
07:56Deodorize.
07:57Brush teeth.
07:59Get in shape.
08:00This really means a lot to me.
08:04So, please be gentle.
08:09I was kidding you, moron. As if.
08:14There is something else I'll do for you, though.
08:17What am I thinking?
08:18What about poor Moemi?
08:21If I'd been thinking then, she would never have been hurt.
08:35It's my fault.
08:37It's all my fault.
08:39Poor Moemi.
08:40A video store here?
08:49Slow down or-
08:50What else?
08:52Ow.
08:54Okay, the truth now.
08:55What are you?
08:56I told you.
08:57I told you. I'm a video girl.
09:01Appeals to you, does she?
09:03It's nice to have customers again.
09:06You're our third one.
09:08I-
09:09Only the purest of heart can rent from us, you know.
09:12It's not often that someone can shed tears for a friend, especially when they themselves are suffering from heartbreak.
09:23But, how'd you know?
09:26It's cause you needed me that I came out.
09:30Didn't you hear the video?
09:32No, I don't know what you're talking about.
09:35Oh, you do too.
09:36Yota the loser is right.
09:38No wonder she ditched you.
09:40Ah!
09:40I'm in love with Takashi.
09:49So what if she doesn't like me?
09:52So what if I'm a loser?
09:54If you're trying to cheer me up, it's not working.
09:57So you may as well just leave and get out of here.
10:00Go on, scram.
10:08I didn't mean-
10:10What's wrong?
10:12It's your fault, okay?
10:13You played me on your broke VCR, now I'm a more guy than girl.
10:19What's worse is you made me grow a wiener!
10:22You what?
10:24Here, feel.
10:27Huh?
10:28Feels smooth to me.
10:30Just kidding.
10:31Oh, jeez, you really had me going.
10:38Letcher.
10:40Don't tee-hee me a little.
10:48Wow.
10:49She's cute.
10:53So?
10:54Who is she?
10:55You gonna tell me?
10:57Who is this girl you like?
11:00Okay.
11:01I'll tell you.
11:02But first, you gotta tell me.
11:04What?
11:05I can't.
11:08I'm sorry.
11:13The guy I like is handsome.
11:16Ta-ta-ta!
11:25Let's see you tell me to go after this.
11:30I...
11:30I don't believe it.
11:32Home cooking.
11:34With mom gone for ten years,
11:36and dad on overseas trips,
11:39I never get this kind of food.
11:41Don't mind if I do!
11:42It's good, huh?
11:49Are you trying to put me in the hospital?
11:56I was a world-class chef
11:58till your dumb video machine broke me!
12:01Okay, so I'll make it again!
12:17Huh?
12:18It's not so bad.
12:19If you need it,
12:22I can eat it!
12:29Hmm.
12:30Saving Grace,
12:31number one.
12:42He's so popular.
12:44And I can't compete,
12:45so I may as well just give up.
12:48It's Takashishi.
12:53He's the one.
12:55In fact,
12:56I'll bet he doesn't even know I'm alive.
13:02You know who I mean, don't you?
13:06Now it's your turn.
13:08Be honest.
13:08Don't you dare give up!
13:18How can you know if you don't try?
13:21Huh?
13:24What the heck am I doing?
13:27What's wrong with me?
13:30Hmm.
13:30Saving Grace number one.
13:36What are you smiling at?
13:37I bet you're thinking dirty thoughts again.
13:40You lecher.
13:41Hey, speak for yourself, okay?
13:44Aw, come on.
13:45You know you want it.
13:47Cut it out!
13:48You know you're smiling at me.
13:49Huh?
13:55Fast forward.
13:57Rewind.
14:01Frame by frame.
14:03Cut it out, you stupid jerk!
14:06Slow.
14:08Quit messing with my tape, you moron!
14:12And now for stop!
14:21Listen, stupid!
14:22If you hit stop, then I disappear!
14:25I...
14:26I didn't know.
14:31What do you think you're doing?
14:33Now how the heck am I supposed to use my BCR?
14:36You're not.
14:37What right do you have to...
14:40I'm a one month rental, okay?
14:42There's only so much tape in there,
14:44and special effects mess me up!
14:46And don't mess with the on-off switch either,
14:49or I'm gone for good!
14:51I won't...
14:53So much for watching movies.
14:56Well, yeah, but you've got me instead.
15:01She's got a point.
15:03I'll never be bored with her around.
15:05Also, she'll be gone in a month.
15:07The beautiful maiden, Ai Amano, and the teenage beast.
15:13What will become of her in this house of sin?
15:15Stay tuned for!
15:17Alright, break it up.
15:19Two orders of young love coming right up,
15:22or do my eyes deceive me?
15:25You and your silly jokes.
15:28Talk about your bad timing.
15:29This girl you like, Yota.
15:33She wouldn't happen to be Moemi, would she?
15:35Huh?
15:50That's not funny, okay?
15:52Don't joke around like that.
15:54Wow, uh, kind of bitter.
16:00Huh?
16:01Oh, oh, yeah, right, right, right.
16:03Sorry, just pulling your leg.
16:06Well, I wish you wouldn't.
16:08You'll be honest with me, won't you?
16:12I told you that I was in love with Takashi, didn't I?
16:16What do you mean, take a bath?
16:41So I can wash your back, stupid.
16:43What if I don't want you to?
16:45What are you doing?
16:50What am I supposed to do?
16:51Take a bath in my clothes?
16:53But, but, but, but, but.
16:58She's really taking him off.
17:00I can't believe it.
17:11Go away!
17:12I'm not home!
17:12Yeah, what do you want?
17:16Yota, it's me.
17:18You there?
17:19Uh, hey, how's it going?
17:20We're getting together today, remember?
17:23I'm waiting.
17:24Huh?
17:25Was that a girl's voice I heard?
17:28Oh, uh.
17:29Come on, Yota, let's go!
17:30Cut it out, I said!
17:32Cut what out, huh?
17:33I, uh, I was just talking to myself, that's all.
17:36Let's go!
17:37What, what?
17:38What do you think you're doing?
17:41But I didn't do anything.
17:42I, I told you, I don't mean you.
17:45We gonna take a bath, or what?
17:47It is a girl.
17:49Yota, who do you have over there, huh?
17:52Aha, it's Moemi.
17:54Oh yeah, be real.
17:56Like she'd really come over here.
17:59Uh, look, it's just some chick from a video, okay?
18:02Video girl.
18:03Video?
18:03That's right.
18:05Uh, hey, I, I gotta go, so, uh, uh, uh, bye.
18:11Let's take a bath.
18:13Okay, fine.
18:23I guess he wasn't ready for the full Monzi.
18:28I'm in love with Takashi.
18:33She, she said it.
18:50Look, no offense, but you're really not my type.
18:54Hey, you didn't have to...
19:00Moemi?
19:03Kay, I understand.
19:06I'll find someone else.
19:08Good idea.
19:09What say I help you look?
19:11Would you?
19:12Thanks.
19:13Uh, Moemi!
19:22Then it's not really unrequited, is it?
19:28May as well be.
19:29Takashi is the one she likes.
19:31Still, that doesn't mean she dislikes you.
19:34That means you've got a chance.
19:38You think so?
19:39Okay, how's this?
19:42You and me will work together as a team to get Moemi to go out with you.
19:46We will?
19:47Yep.
19:48Plus, it gives me a purpose in life.
19:50I don't know if I...
19:52Leave everything to me, kay?
19:54Jeez, you're weird.
19:56Sure am.
19:57And I'm still gonna wash your back.
19:59No, no, really.
20:01My job as a video girl to cheer you up, isn't it?
20:05That's okay.
20:05I really don't...
20:06Don't be shy.
20:07I know it's pathetic, but her butt feels really good right there.
20:22I'm gonna wash it either way.
20:24There, doesn't that feel good?
20:26Not so hard, okay?
20:27Oh, you mean like this?
20:29Pitch, pitch, go!
20:30Watch where you're grabbing!
20:31You want to be clean, tell you?
20:33Yeah, but it's not there!
20:34Come here!
20:35Where do you think you're going?
20:37Wow, will you leave me alone?
20:40Oh, man.
20:44What a rollercoaster.
20:46I'm beat.
20:47When she does something, she does it 150%.
20:50Like it or not.
20:55What are you doing here?
20:57Your bed's down the hall.
20:58Night.
21:04I'm in love with Takashi.
21:31Look, sorry, but you're really not my type.
21:53Oh, man.
21:54I don't want to find any other
21:59I'm walking on the beach
22:04You are walking on the beach
22:09I don't want anyone else
22:14I'm walking on the beach
22:19I'm in love with Takashi.
22:38It is.
22:40It is unrequited love.
22:49Oh, Bohemi.
23:19It's okay, Yota.
23:32I'm here for you.
23:39I'm right here.
23:41I'm right here.
23:49That's when, for the very first time, it finally hit me.
24:04Our time together wouldn't be forever.
24:19I'm here for you.
24:49I'm here for you.
25:19I'm here for you.
25:21I'm here for you.
25:25I'm here for you.
25:27I'm here for you.
25:29I'm here for you.
25:31I'm here for you.
25:33I'm here for you.
25:35I'm here for you.
25:37I'm here for you.
25:39I'm here for you.
25:41I'm here for you.
25:43I'm here for you.
25:45I'm here for you.
25:47I'm here for you.
25:49I'm here for you.
25:51I'm here for you.
25:53I'm here for you.
25:55It's sad, sorry, I'm sorry
26:00I'm still missing my thoughts
26:07The two of us are in this light
26:13If I'm still going back to that day
26:25Hey, you guys, check it out.
26:38Look what Yoda's brought to show and tell.
26:43What the heck are you doing here?
26:45Didn't I tell you I'd stick around for as long as it takes?
26:49And then I realized maybe I really was giving up too soon.
26:55Sometimes I wish I loved you instead.
27:05She's so close.
27:07Yoda, um, what are you up to?
27:10Say, you don't mind that I have feelings for your big brother, do you, I?
27:17Don't worry, we video girls aren't able to fall in love.
27:25Not technically.
27:27I don't mind that I have feelings for your big brother.
27:34Hello there, and welcome to my laboratory.
27:52Today, I'd like to share with you something very special indeed.
27:56A creature first spotted during the latter half of the 20th century.
28:01Observe.
28:02A very fine specimen, don't you think?
28:05Of all the creatures of that era, the Isaurus is among the most formidable.
28:11Ladies and gentlemen, she may look domesticated, but she's a killer.
28:16Each hand has the power of 500 elephants, while each foot can kick through a 10-meter slab of concrete.
28:28Her mighty stomach produces a powerful acid, while her ear can hear a pin drop at 1,000 meters.
28:38As for her eye, watch out! It can see clear through a bank vault.
28:42Wasn't that interesting?
28:48The world is full of natural wonders, and truly the Isaurus is one of them.
28:53You wish to!
28:57The end!
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