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00:00I'm feeling super psychic today I don't know what it is but I have the feeling
00:05that soon something somewhere will happen and now it's that time of day when
00:09you try to stump the stick did you see how I predicted that now I predict I'll
00:14get my thinking cap could I please have the yeah today's stump stick is from
00:24Zach in New York my name is Zach I have a riddle for you why did the man put a
00:31clock under his desk oh that's easy because he had no room on the top of his
00:36desk he was a real slob okay he was a cuckoo get it a cuckoo clock it was a
00:43ding-a-ling like the alarm give up because he wanted to work overtime ha ha
00:47hold you stick well this thinking cap doesn't seem to be working overtime or on
00:52time maybe I should just when Nickelodeon brings Keenan and Kel together on the new
01:09show Keenan and Kel watch out have I ever given you one reason not to trust me no
01:15all right you're giving me a thousand reasons these best friends are dreamin
01:19scheming and screamin on Keenan and Kel what's up what's up Saturdays at 8 7 central on the
01:29when they're cool they knew cool she didn't can give barbie a kiss his beard tickled her
01:41baby headstand surprise baby headstand surprise cheeks into a headstand right as
01:59Cool-shaven Ken doll's beard disappears in warm water. Barbie doll and towel not included.
02:05Baby headstand surprise. Baby headstand surprise. She can do a headstand. Right before you're up.
02:12Baby headstand surprise. Has her feet in the air. She can do a headstand. Anywhere.
02:18Right side up. Up side down. She's the cutest baby girl. She can sit, do a sit, even tumble life in.
02:26Baby headstand surprise. Baby headstand surprise. I love you baby headstand.
02:32Baby headstand surprise. Gator golf! Step right up!
02:37What could be greater than golf with a gator? Gator golf. Give it a whack. Gator golf. Throw it right back. Gator golf.
02:43What could be greater than playing a game of golf? Gator. What could be greater than golf with a gator? Gator golf.
02:50Mr. Creepy here with a way to get a head in magic. Thanks Mr. Creepy. The string goes through his head.
02:56Then voila. Now it's not. And look. No problem. Magic. My Mr. Creepy. Thirteen creepy tricks any guy or ghoul can do.
03:05I know the secrets of magic and I'll talk. New electronic talking magic works like spirit in the coffin.
03:10I'll predict your card before you even choose it. Impossible.
03:14Watch. I've made my prediction and sealed it. Pick a card. I've picked the eye.
03:19My master who? The eye. Unreal!
03:23Just wait till you see. Guardian of the grave and secret of the sphinx. Cool!
03:27The electronic talking magic works. Spirit in the coffin. Guardian of the grave and secret of the sphinx.
03:31We know the secrets and we'll talk. New electronic talking magic works.
03:35Who has the longest, most beautiful hair? Jewel hair mermaid Barbie!
03:40It's her longest hair ever!
03:44Brush your hair down and down. Style it high, twist it round.
03:50Friends with stars everywhere. Now let's crown your incredible hair!
03:57Triple hair mermaid Barbie! With the longest, most beautiful hair!
04:03Barbie doll sold separately. Trick or treat!
04:08Ah! It's me, Punky! You thought you were rid of me, but Halloween's back and so am I!
04:13And I'm planning to scare your socks off! Of course, I'll have some help from Nick!
04:17With all their screaming, sliming, and my personal favorite, hair-raising!
04:22Watch with a friend, or a fiend!
04:25Nick's Saturday Scare-tacular, October 26th, starts at 2-1 Central only on Nick!
04:30Nickelodeon's Saturday Scare-tacular is brought to you by Hasbro's 2% off, a foam construction toy.
04:35I hope this isn't messing up my makeup!
04:37Ooh! Coming up next on Nick in the Afternoon is...
04:40All Real Monsters! Oh! Makeup! Makeup!
04:43After school, we love you!
04:48Stay with Nick in the Afternoon!
04:51Woohoo!
04:53And now for the good news, stick witness those with Stick Stickly!
04:59And now a special election bulletin! Try saying that five times fast!
05:03Ha! Simmer down!
05:04Uh, Nickelodeon's Kibbs-pick the president is almost here!
05:07Will you choose Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, or Ross Perot?
05:10Me? I'm voting for Boney! Ha! Just kidding!
05:13This is serious! Don't miss the chance to show the world who Kibbs thinks should be president!
05:18Tune in October 22nd, right here on the only network for you! Nickelodeon!
05:22Nickelodeon! Hey, Twiggy! Uh, can Sticks vote too? Uh, probably have to register!
05:27Now the horror is in your hands with Goosebumps Monster Head Maker!
05:31Create four hideous heads from the chilling tales of R.L. Stine!
05:35Or eye-popping creations from your imagination that drip and gruel!
05:39I've got a runny nose!
05:41Talk about gross! Crack open a dread head!
05:44Monster blood!
05:45Or try edible brain bites!
05:47Look, Dad!
05:48Have the sun! Ha ha ha ha!
05:51Goosebumps brain bites you can eat!
05:53Monster Head Maker and Dreadhead you can't!
05:55Eat sold separately!
05:57It's Halloween!
05:58Boo!
06:00Ronald, why the McNugget Buddy's so scared?
06:03Because we're chicken!
06:05Oh, you don't wanna be chicken or Halloween!
06:07Yeah!
06:08You don't wanna be a scaredy-cat either!
06:11Ha ha ha ha!
06:12What's coming up at McDonald's this Halloween?
06:15Coolish, ghoulish McNugget Buddies!
06:17With costumes you can rearrange!
06:19Plus masks to give your face a change!
06:22You get one in each happy meal you buy!
06:24Now that's Andy!
06:28My baby!
06:29Plish, splash, bubble bath!
06:31Plish, splash, bubble bath!
06:33Rub-a-dub-dub!
06:34Plish, splash, bubble bath!
06:36Bubble, baby, bubble tub!
06:38Plish, splash!
06:39Baby, splish, splash, bubble bath!
06:41Comes with her very own bathtub that really works!
06:43And it makes a real bubble bath that makes baby...
06:47Oh, cool!
06:48Bubble, baby, bubble fun!
06:50My baby, splish, splash, bubble bath!
06:53My baby, splish, splash, bubble bath!
06:54Comes with doll and everything you see here!
06:56From Cat Toys!
06:57Uh-oh! Out of juice!
06:59Shopping fun, Barbie and Kelly!
07:01Bouncity, bouncity, woo!
07:03Kelly grabs the cereal around the shelf!
07:05She picks it up!
07:06She picks it up!
07:07Apple juice!
07:08Diapers!
07:09He-he-he-he!
07:10Squad elf!
07:11When Barbie isn't looking, Kelly helps herself!
07:14Uh-uh!
07:15Carpool hall!
07:16Bouncity, bouncity, woo!
07:18Shopping fun, Barbie and Kelly!
07:20Aw!
07:21Shopping with Kelly is fun!
07:22Kelly doll can bounce in her cart, pick up cereal and cookies!
07:25Comes with Barbie doll, shop, and groceries, too!
07:27Zip it!
07:28Zip it!
07:29Zip it! Zip it! Zip it!
07:30Defender Zip Swords!
07:31The most amazing play swords ever!
07:33You just thrift, flip, zip, zip, zip, zip it!
07:36With Galactic Defender and Ninja Defender!
07:38Plus, Luminator Light Up Football and Sport Ball!
07:42These puppies don't just glow in the dark, they light up like a bulb!
07:46Luminator Football and Sport Ball also come with two light-up wristbands!
07:49You must be 18 or older to order!
07:51Get Luminator Light Up Football!
07:52Light Up Sport Ball with two light-up wristbands!
07:54And two Defender Zip Swords!
07:56From Kid Power!
07:58Oh, I'm really excited!
08:00Because, uh, Holly called me and she told me there's gonna be a big celebrity on the show today!
08:04And, uh, so I'm trying to, uh, be as calm!
08:07Oh, I have to dance first!
08:08Okay.
08:09Hmm.
08:10You can pick a friend.
08:11You can pick a pose.
08:12Pick on your little brother.
08:14The little brother!
08:15You know who's on the show, too?
08:17Peppers is on the show.
08:18Peppers is on the show.
08:19Pick it only.
08:20Pick it only.
08:21That's Dick!
08:22Let you pick the shows.
08:23I don't know who it is, but I have to compose myself.
08:25I have to be really...
08:26Today's celebrity you pick is from Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
08:29Oh!
08:30Hey, Stick.
08:31Hi!
08:32I got a you pick.
08:33I wanna see an episode of Pete and Pete.
08:34Oh, Pete and Pete!
08:35Thanks, Dick.
08:36Oh, sure thing!
08:37That was Jonathan Taylor!
08:38He was on my...
08:39He was...
08:40Did you see him?
08:41I saw him.
08:42I...
08:45Hi!
08:46I'm Stick Stickley.
08:47And I just thought I'd take a little time today to introduce you to some of the people
08:50in the audience who are coming to see the show.
08:52Come on!
08:53Let me see.
08:54Hi!
08:55I can see from your outfit that you're a cook.
08:56I am not a cook.
08:57I am a chef.
08:58Tisla Wally from Pennsylvania made me a chef.
09:01Do you hear?
09:02Yes, sir, Mr. Chez Chef.
09:03I'm sorry about that.
09:04I'm wearing a chef chapeau.
09:05Do you see?
09:06Not a cook's hat.
09:07Oh, no.
09:08Would a cook wear a chef chapeau?
09:09Yeah, I see that.
09:10No, I don't really know whether...
09:12I make a Bernays sauce.
09:13This is my specialty.
09:14Oh.
09:15Would a cook make a Bernays sauce, I ask you?
09:16Well, uh...
09:17Eh?
09:18Well, I guess...
09:19Would a cook speak with this outrageous French accent?
09:20Huh?
09:21You know, I never thought about that.
09:22Would a cook have this fabulous moustache?
09:24Ah, that's a good question.
09:25That's one we could, um...
09:27That is why I am a chef.
09:28Oh.
09:29And not a cook.
09:30Well, uh...
09:31Yeah.
09:32Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Chef.
09:33Stick around for more Nick in the afternoon, okay?
09:36Uh, what's a Bernays sauce?
09:40Ah-choo!
09:41Now, see what you made me do?
09:42Sorry.
09:43Would you stand me on my head?
09:45Like this?
09:46I'm...
09:47It's Real Talkin' Bubba.
09:48He's the Real Talkin' joke-playing best friend bear you can't help but love.
09:52Say, I got an idea.
09:53What?
09:54Give me a big smack-a-roo.
09:56Just squeeze here, here, or here, and...
09:59Don't try to hold my mouth shut.
10:00Huh?
10:01Help!
10:02What'd you say, Bubba?
10:03Bubba!
10:04Real Talkin' Bubba says over 200 different things.
10:06You never know what he'll say next.
10:08Welcome to the ultimate game!
10:10What's going on here?
10:11I thought you'd never asked.
10:13It's the Jell-O Snacks Space Jam Instant Win Game!
10:16Join Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny from the movie Space Jam in this gruesome contest!
10:21Play and you could win a Space Jam jacket!
10:23Or a Tiger Space Jam handheld game!
10:25Just peel back lids of specially marked Jell-O Snacks to see if you're an instant winner!
10:29Many will play, thousands will win!
10:31Oh, take your shot!
10:33Victory is sweet!
10:37Cause with Jell-O, you're jammin'!
10:39Enter and face the challenge of Merlin, the tenth quest.
10:43First, you must conquer nine challenging games.
10:46Do you have the skill?
10:47Quest one.
10:48Leak the grail.
10:49The absolute power.
10:51Quest five.
10:52A sharp mind.
10:54Try again.
10:55Quest nine.
10:56Well done.
10:57Only then can you unlock the final challenge, the tenth and ultimate quest to become...
11:02Excellent!
11:03Master there's a master!
11:04Yes!
11:05Merlin, the tenth quest.
11:06Face the ultimate challenge.
11:09Who has the longest, most beautiful hair?
11:12Jewel hair, mermaid Barbie!
11:16It's her longest hair ever!
11:18Brush your hair down and down.
11:20Style it high, twist it round.
11:24Friends with stars everywhere.
11:26Now let's crown your incredible hair!
11:31Simple hair mermaid Barbie with the longest, most beautiful hair!
11:37Barbie doll sold separately.
11:39With take care of me twins, this is my day.
11:42Busy feeding two babies who seem okay.
11:45But this one is drooling, but your tummy hurts.
11:48Oh, shoot me!
11:49Did you just drool on my shirt?
11:51I'm rushing around, taking care of these two.
11:53With new little twins, there's so much to do.
11:56Uh-oh, is that a runny nose I see?
11:59Thanks very much, was that one for me?
12:02Take care of me twins, keep me on the run.
12:05But caring for twins is so much more fun.
12:07Take care of me twins make four baby sounds.
12:09This is Nicky Jacksonville!
12:18A cuckoo clock?
12:19Hey, that's a cuckoo clock!
12:21When do we get a cuckoo clock?
12:23Why did it go off now?
12:24Oh, it's the end of the show.
12:26I get it, I think.
12:27Anywho, don't forget to tune in again for more Nick in the Afternoon.
12:30Same time, same station.
12:32With me, Stick Stickly.
12:34I know there's a cuckoo clock around here somewhere.
12:36I-I just don't know how it...
12:38How did a cuckoo clock...
12:42Next on Nickelodeon, it's Are You Afraid of the Dark?
12:46Followed by Rocco's Modern Life.
12:53Nick?
12:55Knicks?
12:57More Nick!
12:58Knicks?
12:59Dick?
13:01Nick?
13:03More Knicks!
13:05Now this in menace has done a huge gig' season.
13:07How long have us been featuring?
13:09Off action Lau.
13:13Nick?
13:15Nick?
13:17Nick Conservationeluia!
13:19Nick Days, brought to you by the only network with the nickname Nick.
13:27It's Wednesday, October.
13:3016th, and it's Nickelodeon's Be on Wheels Day.
13:33Where would we be without wheels?
13:35Right here.
13:36Today, experience the way wheels get us around.
13:38See how long you can stay on wheels.
13:40Use your bike, scooter, skateboard, or roller skate.
13:42Take a ride in a trolley car, a wheelbarrow, or a stroller.
13:45Get rolling.
13:47Tomorrow is Dictionary Day.
13:48Right here, where every day is a Nick Day.
13:52The movie everyone's been waiting for is finally on video.
13:56Hey, look, it's Buzz!
13:58That's right, Buzz.
13:59I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
14:03Woody.
14:03This cannot be happening to me.
14:05And all your favorite toys are finally on video, so you can relive the fun.
14:09Way to go, Idaho!
14:10Relive the excitement.
14:12And relive the adventure of the first fully computer animated movie in history.
14:16Toy Story on video.
14:18Now you can get yours and watch it as many times as you want.
14:21Rated G.
14:22Is Jason here?
14:25Jason, what's wrong?
14:27Is Jason here?
14:28If you win the Kellogg's Nintendo 64 sweepstakes, you better get ready for a party.
14:32Jason!
14:34Because you might win one of over a million prizes, like a new Nintendo 64, or even the
14:39grand prize, a block party for you and 64 of your friends.
14:43See, specially marked Kellogg's cereals are right for a free game piece.
14:46Many will play.
14:47Only one in 64 will win.
14:48Do you think the only way you can French braid your own hair is with tired arms and six hands?
14:58Not anymore.
14:59Presenting Braidini, the self-braiding tool that lets you French braid your very own hair.
15:04Guaranteed!
15:05Simply place hair from one side of your head in the first loop and slide hair from the other
15:08side of your head behind it.
15:09Braidini does the rest.
15:10With two easy steps, you'll make loose, elegant braids or tight, sporty braids.
15:15You decide.
15:16Look again at how easy it is.
15:18Just loop hair in from one side and slide hair from the other side behind it and get
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15:24But wait!
15:25You'll also receive our Sports Braider for the tightest, most secure braids, perfect for running,
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15:31Say goodbye to messy braids forever.
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