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00:00Like me, we're running the world.
00:02I'd be able to have any kind of pet I wanted.
00:04Can I keep him?
00:05Is he house trained?
00:06He know how to fetch.
00:08Good boy.
00:09And of course, I'd let my little brother play with him when he wanted.
00:12Your pet ain't your homework.
00:14And my books, the school bus, my science project, my bed.
00:17And every day after school, I take him for a walk to McDonald's,
00:20where we get a big map and a 500-piece McNugget.
00:23Speed.
00:25Good boy.
00:26Whoa!
00:27Hey, if that happened!
00:30It's alive.
00:33It's gentle.
00:34It's squishy.
00:35It's fruity.
00:36It wigglies as it slides down your throat.
00:39Eat it before it eats you.
00:42J-E-L-L-O.
00:44It's alive.
00:45Hey, kids.
00:46That isn't the only thing alive.
00:48Hi, I'm Smud.
00:49You can get Smud free when you buy any two Jell-O snacks.
00:52See mail and forms on specially marked packages for free Smud.
00:56J-E-L-L-O.
00:58It's alive!
01:00Hurry up.
01:01They're waiting for me.
01:02Now I'm ready.
01:03Happy Halloween from the only network for kids.
01:06Nickelodeon!
01:07Nickelodeon!
01:08Rawr!
01:09Rawr!
01:10Rawr!
01:11Rawr!
01:12Rawr!
01:13Rawr!
01:14Rawr!
01:15Scared him.
01:16Don't miss the premiere of an all-new season of
01:18Rawr!
01:19Real Monsters.
01:20Tonight only on Nick or Treat Saturday.
01:22Rawr!
01:23Rawr!
01:24Rawr!
01:25Rawr!
01:26Santa's got the same job every Christmas Eve.
01:28Rawr!
01:29But this year, he's doing it a little differently.
01:32Rawr!
01:33Rawr!
01:34He's got a new suit.
01:35Completely flamer topped.
01:36A turbocharged slay.
01:38Rawr!
01:39Some magical elves.
01:40Rawr!
01:41And a new attitude.
01:42Rawr!
01:43Rawr!
01:44Now, he's ready for the big night.
01:45Rawr!
01:46Is he brutal?
01:47You can own your copy.
01:48Freeze!
01:49Fat Boy!
01:50Show Santa in a whole new light.
01:52Disney's The Santa Claus.
01:53On sale now.
01:54Rated PG.
01:59I wouldn't do that.
02:00What?
02:01You're new here, right?
02:02So why would you want to be seen walking around with a little kitty cereal?
02:04I like it.
02:06Doesn't matter.
02:07Look, I don't know what your last high school was like,
02:09but in this one, that little cartoon tiger could ruin your rep for life.
02:12Thanks for the advice.
02:13Sure.
02:14No problem.
02:15Hey, Sean. Where are you sitting?
02:21No problem.
02:22Galex Frosted Flakes cereal. Part of this complete breakfast.
02:27Who dares race on my haunted highway?
02:30Two monster trucks.
02:32Prepare yourselves.
02:33My evil eye is out to destroy you.
02:37Your blazing speed won't save you from my rolling eyeball.
02:41Take the lead on suicide squeeze.
02:43Bust him up on dead man's curb.
02:45You must beat him and beat me.
02:47Escape my evil eye and win.
02:49New from Michael.
02:50Haunted highway.
02:51Electric racing.
02:52Battery not included.
02:53I've got my eye out for you.
02:57Nickelodeon has grotesquely big news.
02:59Mmm.
03:00It's the best possible news.
03:02Could you be more specific?
03:03You're gonna be very psyched.
03:05Spit it out already.
03:06Nick is bringing you a brand new season of
03:10Real Monsters.
03:11Really?
03:12Yes, really.
03:13So tune in for new, never before seen,
03:15world premiere, fresh off the
03:17Don't push it.
03:18Sorry.
03:19Tune in for
03:21Real Monsters.
03:22Tonight at 837.30 Central.
03:24Only on Nick.
03:27Jonas Cutter.
03:28They say I likes a good script.
03:30They say I'm a low down dirty dog.
03:33They also say I've been dead for 200 years.
03:37Hehehehehehe.
03:38Aye, mates.
03:39It's all true.
03:40But...
03:41I'm coming back special.
03:44This Halloween, the Midnight Society tells a special hour long tale.
03:48When Captain Jonas Cutter arises from the dead.
03:50Charles Dunn stars in a tale of terror.
03:53Tonight at 9, 8 central on Nick.
03:56Have you kids seen Alex?
03:58Now, back to Alex Mack.
04:01Back!
04:02Back!
04:03Back!
04:04Back!
04:05Oh, hi!
04:06Lermaine Cheatwood cooking up some Halloween goodies here.
04:08Would you care for some tater snots?
04:11Oops!
04:12Oh!
04:13Oh, I'm on the phone here with Laura from Newport, North Carolina.
04:15Laura, you ready to play?
04:16Yeah.
04:17Take a look at the neighborhood.
04:18All right, we've got houses with monsters and some prizes.
04:21Another got 40 seconds.
04:22Where to first?
04:23Four.
04:24Four!
04:25Go all the way down the street.
04:26Oh, you've got to run down there.
04:27I'm biting my nails.
04:28I'm so excited here.
04:29I've got to go down this dark chateau.
04:31Let's see what you got.
04:32Press the doorbell.
04:33Cool.
04:34You've got yourself a Sega Genesis 32 XM video game.
04:36Oh, that's wonderful.
04:37Where to next?
04:38Three.
04:39Two.
04:40Two.
04:41Okay, bad matter.
04:42Go, go, go, go, go.
04:43Down on the other left.
04:44Okay, let's see what you get.
04:46Oh, ho, ho.
04:47I'm out of breath myself.
04:48Press the doorbell.
04:49Cool.
04:50You've just won Cool Tools by Play School.
04:52Rawr!
04:53Where to next?
04:54Six.
04:55Okay, that's rotten acres right on the right.
04:57We've got to race that clock.
04:58Oh, they're going nails.
04:59Okay, five, four, three, two.
05:02Go, go, go, go.
05:04Oh, what you got?
05:06Sega, you got Cool Tools.
05:08We'll be back.
05:09Congratulations, we'll be back with more of Nick or Treat
05:10right after in a few minutes.
05:1130 minutes, baby.
05:12Bye.
05:13Nick or Treat is brought to you by McDonald's McWorld
05:15and Cool Tools by Play School.
05:18Lego Technic.
05:20After you make it, make it move.
05:23Pistons that pump.
05:25Pistons that pump.
05:27Gears that'll get you going.
05:30Motors that muscle.
05:32And blades that'll blow you away.
05:36Technically speaking, it'll turn you on.
05:40Lego Mania.
05:42Lego Mania.
05:43The Lego Technic Collection.
05:45Each sets home separately.
05:46Batteries not included.
05:48It was just another fruitful day
05:50at the Fruit Roll-Ups factory until...
05:53Must save factory from evil.
05:55Yeah.
05:57Uh-oh.
05:58Uh-oh.
05:59Why don't they pick on someone their own size?
06:01Let's toss this slime ball.
06:04Webbing?
06:05That?
06:06It's new Marvel Comics Peel-outs
06:09with Spider-Man and villains.
06:11So amazing, you'll climb the walls.
06:13New Spider-Man Peel-outs.
06:15What fun fruit roll-ups will we roll out with next?
06:19Why is my brother searching the dog house?
06:21Why is he on the roof?
06:23Well, I'm here with the delicious Lego Waffle.
06:25All to myself.
06:26Simple.
06:27Thanks to my patented Cento Ego.
06:29Just spray in some remote location.
06:31That toasty aroma would lure anyone away.
06:34Leaving you free to customize your Ego.
06:36Just the way...
06:38Uh-oh.
06:39Guess the real Ego smells even better.
06:42Ego Waffles.
06:43A part of this complete breakfast.
06:44You'll want all to yourself.
06:45A leg on my head.
06:48Hello!
06:50Hey, what's going on?
06:51Oh, that's right.
06:52You're watching Nick-or-Treat Saturday
06:54with lots of Nick-or-Treating
06:55and scary Halloween shows.
06:57It's so scary, you'll tremble with fear!
07:04Nick-or-Treat.
07:05Smell my feet.
07:06Give me something good to eat.
07:08Hey, stick with me for lots more
07:10Nick-or-Treating
07:11and scary Halloween shows.
07:14It's Nick-or-Treat Saturday.
07:16Rawr!
07:19Jonas Cutter.
07:20They say I likes a good script.
07:22They say I'm a low-down, dirty dog.
07:25They also say I've been dead for 200 years.
07:31Hi, mates. It's all true.
07:34I'm coming back special.
07:37This Halloween, the Midnight Society tells a special hour-long tale
07:41when Captain Jonas Cutter arises from the dead.
07:43Charles Dunn stars in a tale of terror.
07:46Tonight at 9, 8 central on Nick.
07:49Introducing the Wild and Wacky Painter.
07:52The amazing way to create magnificent works of art
07:57without ever touching the paint.
08:00Such rich textures.
08:01Such brilliant colors.
08:03Such incredible fun.
08:05You can even make copies.
08:07Now anyone can be an artist.
08:10Even Pedro.
08:11Touch the paint? No way, Jose.
08:13The new Wild and Wacky Painter.
08:15You won't believe your fingers, I think.
08:19If kids like me were running the world,
08:21I'd be able to have any kind of pet I wanted.
08:23Can I keep him?
08:24Is he house trained?
08:25He know how to fetch.
08:27Good boy.
08:28And of course, I'd let my little brother play with him when he wanted.
08:31Your pet ain't your homework.
08:33And my books, the school bus, my science project, my bed.
08:36And every day after school, I take him for a walk to McDonald's
08:39where we get a big map and a 500-piece McNugget.
08:42Speed.
08:44Good boy.
08:45Whoa!
08:46Hey, it can happen!
08:52Stuntfly Man is real!
08:54I wanna play!
08:55Stuntflying's too risky.
08:59Space Cruiser Man!
09:00I wanna play!
09:02This mission's too dangerous.
09:04Formula Bacer Man is a red Bacer Man!
09:07I wanna play!
09:08Timmy, let your sister play.
09:09Okay, you're the pet group.
09:11Hold my supplies.
09:14Connect Stuntflyers, Space Cruisers, and Formula X Racers.
09:17You build them yourself.
09:18Sold separately.
09:23Happy Halloween!
09:24From the First Kids Network.
09:27Nickelodeon!
09:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:31How you doing, baby?
09:32This is Radar the Bat live on Nick or Treat.
09:34And I'm on the phone right now with Nick from Orange City, Florida.
09:37Nick, how you doing, baby?
09:38Good.
09:39Good. Okay, you ready to play this game?
09:40Whoa!
09:41Watch the back there.
09:42Take a look at the overhead.
09:43We got five houses and six houses.
09:45We got monsters and some and prizes and the other.
09:47Forty seconds.
09:48Where to first?
09:49Four.
09:50Four. Okay.
09:51You got to fly down the street.
09:52Come on.
09:53Flap your back wings down there.
09:54Come on.
09:55Go down to Dark Chateau.
09:56Keep going.
09:57Keep going.
09:58All right.
09:59Pass the dead inside right.
10:00Now.
10:01Press the doorbell.
10:02The Ah!
10:03Real Monsters Home Video by Sony Wonder is yours.
10:04Ha, ha!
10:05Where to next?
10:06Two.
10:07Two.
10:08Okay.
10:09Come on.
10:10That's over on the left.
10:11That bank over here left.
10:12All right, now.
10:13Turn in here.
10:14Good.
10:15Good, good.
10:16Press the doorbell.
10:17Ready?
10:1832XN video game.
10:19Woo!
10:20Howdy.
10:21What to next?
10:22Quick.
10:23Four.
10:24Four.
10:25Okay.
10:26You got to go fast.
10:27Come on.
10:28Four.
10:29Three.
10:30Come on.
10:31Keep on going.
10:32Five.
10:33Go, go, go, go, go.
10:34Whoa.
10:35Hey, Nick, you did really well, baby.
10:36You did like the Monster Home Video and Sega Genesis game.
10:37All right.
10:38What's the place where only kids win?
10:39Because!
10:40Yeah.
10:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:42We will be back soon.
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