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Harry Enfield Presents S01E04 Look Listen and Take Heed
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00:00All the wireless with pictures, Harry Enfield presents
00:02Look, listen, and
00:07An ordinary dinner party, the sort of occasion we all enjoy.
00:20The men are exchanging witty stories, and look at the women, aren't they pretty?
00:24Look at the way they laugh, they're delightful.
00:26But now the conversation turns to more serious matters.
00:33I wonder if the government should return to the gold standard.
00:37I think it should.
00:39Good, then we're all agreed.
00:41But, oh dear, what's this?
00:43One of the women is about to embarrass us all.
00:46I think the government should stay off the gold standard,
00:49so that the pound can reach a level that will keep our exports competitive.
00:52The lady has foolishly attempted to join the conversation
00:56with a wild and dangerous opinion of her own.
00:59What half-baked drivel.
01:01See how the men look at her with utter contempt.
01:05Definitely, we're going home.
01:09Women, know your limits.
01:11Look at the effect of education on a man and a woman's mind.
01:19Education passes into the mind of a man.
01:22See how the information is evenly and tidily stored.
01:26Now see the same thing on a woman.
01:29At first, we see a similar result.
01:31But now look.
01:32Still at a reasonably low level of education,
01:34her brain suddenly overloads.
01:36She cannot take in complicated information.
01:39She becomes frantically and absurdly deranged.
01:42Look at these venomous habitants.
01:46They went to university.
01:48Hard to believe they're all under 25.
01:51Yes, over-education leads to ugliness,
01:54premature ageing and beard growth.
01:58Now let's see the proper way.
02:00Good.
02:01So we're all agreed.
02:02We should return to the gold standard.
02:04Oh, I don't know anything about the gold standard, I'm afraid,
02:07but I do love little kittens.
02:11They're so soft and furry.
02:13What a delightful thought,
02:15you dear, sweet, fragile little thing.
02:18I adore you.
02:19Women, know your limits.
02:21In thought, be plain and simple
02:23and let your natural sweetness shine through.
02:25Advertisement break.
02:32This baby is having a restless night,
02:34whereas this baby is sleeping soundly.
02:37This is because this baby's mother gives it gin.
02:40Others and babies,
02:41for the good night's sleep,
02:42drink gin.
02:42Goodness me,
02:50is it really only 63 years
02:52into the year 2001?
02:54I wonder what life will be like
02:56in the next millennium,
02:57Mr. Chambleford.
02:59Well, please,
03:00the new century will bring exciting prospects for us.
03:04Yes, of course.
03:05We'll be dead.
03:07Yes.
03:08But I wonder what life will be like
03:09for our descendants.
03:11Let's take a look, shall we?
03:13Yes, let's take a look.
03:14Life in the year 2001
03:16will be a lot more pleasant than life today.
03:19The railways will be given to private companies
03:22to be run more efficiently.
03:24I see the 1042 is on time as usual.
03:27Yes.
03:28Since the railways were privatised,
03:30all the trains run on time as usual.
03:35Clothes will have changed radically.
03:37Fashionable young ladies will wear jewellery
03:39in their exposed midwraith.
03:41Hello, Cicely.
03:43Hello, Agatha.
03:44That's a lovely brooch.
03:47Yes.
03:48The year 2000 will be celebrated in London
03:51by the construction of Britain's
03:52greatest architectural masterpiece,
03:55the Millennium Tupperware Bowl.
03:57Billions of subjects from all over the empire
03:59will flock to Greenwich
04:01to admire the almost-like-a-real-beach zone.
04:04Well, I'm glad I came all the way from Australia
04:07to see this.
04:09Yeah.
04:10The splendid zone.
04:14Well, this is splendid, isn't it?
04:17Yes.
04:20And here is the greatest marvel of them all,
04:23the enormous turkey.
04:26What an achievement.
04:27Other advances will have been made
04:30in the world of home entertainment.
04:33Gramophone records will be so small
04:35they can fit in the palm of your hand.
04:38They'll be played on portable gramophone record players
04:40casually called
04:41portable gramophone men
04:43for people on the move.
04:48Every home
04:49will now have a computer.
04:51Everything all right, dear?
05:03My computer has just crashed again.
05:08Some of the most important advances
05:10will have been in politics.
05:12Ladies, like this one,
05:13will have been liberated
05:14by the Ladies' Liberation Movement.
05:17They'll now hold
05:18some of the most senior positions in society.
05:20Evening, dear.
05:21Good evening, darling.
05:23How's your day
05:23as chairlady of the Bank of England?
05:25Well, it's a hard job
05:27being chairlady of the Bank of England,
05:29but I managed to stabilise the pound.
05:31What a clever little thing you are.
05:33I'll put my children to bed,
05:34make my dinner,
05:35and down my socks,
05:36would you, dear?
05:37Of course, dear.
05:41But there will be downsides
05:42to life in the next century.
05:44People will be tempted
05:45by a vast array
05:46of mind-bending drugs
05:47like this.
05:50that I'm about to take.
05:52It's called jolly tea.
05:55Suddenly, I feel
05:55an enormous compulsion
05:56coming on
05:57to have it large.
05:58Yes, we have no banana.
06:01Splendidly large!
06:02We have no banana.
06:04Does anyone have any water?
06:06I'm going to Thursday.
06:08But, but, but, it's no time to...
06:11Police, please.
06:12Good night, Mr. Chummel-Warner.
06:14Good night, Crescent.
06:16It's your 21st birthday, dear.
06:27Yes.
06:27Happy birthday.
06:29When a woman reaches the age of 21,
06:31something queer happens.
06:33She suddenly finds herself
06:34no longer interested
06:35merely in dollies
06:37and pretty frocks.
06:38She acquires a keen desire
06:39to seek greater knowledge
06:41of men.
06:41Until today,
06:44she's thought of these creatures
06:45as affable uncles.
06:49Stern fathers.
06:51And helpful stable lads.
06:55Now, suddenly,
06:56she views them
06:57with quite different eyes.
06:59As dashing pilots.
07:00And spunky chaps
07:02with their hats
07:02at jaunty angles.
07:04Like all women,
07:06she needs a husband
07:06to make her complete.
07:11But she must be careful.
07:13Before she reaches
07:14the end of her journey,
07:15she must walk through
07:16the minefield of caddishness.
07:20Men are not always
07:21as they seem.
07:23Hello.
07:24You're a pretty little thing,
07:25aren't you?
07:26He seems nice.
07:27Yes, but don't get married yet.
07:29Prod a little further.
07:32I wondered.
07:33Do you like the music
07:34of Mozart?
07:35Yes, I do.
07:36Would you care to come
07:37to the cinema
07:38with me on Monday?
07:40Gosh.
07:40I could make it on Monday.
07:43And yet I hear alarm bells
07:44ringing in my head.
07:45Yes.
07:46His appreciation of Mozart
07:47was a hideous fib.
07:49In his eyes,
07:50you're only suitable
07:51for a sordid encounter
07:52in a dark cinema
07:53where he secretly desires
07:54to take diabolical liberties
07:56with your knees.
07:57I'm pretty busy on Monday.
07:59Damn and blast to hell
08:01with you then.
08:01I'm off to knife adventure
08:02and desecrate a church.
08:05See, he wasn't right
08:06for you, was he?
08:07No.
08:09But wait,
08:10here comes another.
08:12I find you're uncommon,
08:13beautiful.
08:15Oh dear.
08:16You know what to do,
08:18don't you?
08:19Yes.
08:19That's right.
08:21Strike the toothless foreign type
08:23savagely to the dirt.
08:26Oh, I'll never find a husband.
08:28It's all so unfair.
08:31You are a silly thing.
08:33Now you're getting hysterical.
08:35Here.
08:39There.
08:40Better?
08:41Yes.
08:43Wait a moment.
08:44And who's that bookish looking chap
08:46with the kindy face?
08:47Go and hover near him.
08:48Perhaps you can entrap him
08:49with your complexion.
08:52How do you do?
08:53My name is Charles.
08:55How do you do?
08:56I'm Sicily.
08:58Have I disturbed you?
09:00No, it's all right.
09:01I was just writing a check
09:02for the poor.
09:04That's awfully nice of you.
09:06Oh, I don't know.
09:07When you're terribly rich
09:08and a keen member
09:09of the Church of England
09:10as I am,
09:11it's important to show
09:12a little modesty
09:13and compassion
09:13to those less fortunate
09:14than oneself.
09:16Oh.
09:21Advertisement break.
09:23Being a bachelor
09:23can be a bore.
09:25I've no wife
09:27and I'm famished.
09:28With no wife to go for you,
09:30you're in danger
09:30of starving to death.
09:32Don't worry.
09:33Now there's a solution.
09:35New pot poodle.
09:39Minced pooch
09:40in an awful jelly.
09:46New pot poodle.
09:48The dead dog in a pot.
09:58The dead dog in a pot.
09:58Hello.
09:59Hello.
10:00Welcome to the world of science.
10:01Science.
10:02Now, you might notice
10:03something very different
10:04about us today.
10:05Yes.
10:06For the very first time,
10:07you're seeing us
10:08in living colour.
10:09Yes.
10:10In the miracle
10:11of modern technology.
10:12You're that?
10:15Colour.
10:15Yes.
10:16This is exactly
10:17how we would look
10:18were you to meet us
10:19in the street.
10:19Or on a train.
10:21Or in the post office.
10:22Or in a public call box.
10:23Or returning
10:24a library book.
10:25Or mending a fence.
10:26Or replacing a fuse.
10:28Or choosing a cauliflower.
10:29Or discarding
10:30a spent mesh.
10:31Yes.
10:32So tell me,
10:32Mr. Chumler Warner,
10:33how exactly
10:34does this new colour
10:35process work?
10:36Or in the vegetable garden.
10:39Yes.
10:40So tell me,
10:40Mr. Chumler Warner,
10:41how exactly
10:42does this new colour
10:43process work?
10:44Well, exactly
10:45how you would expect.
10:46The film is shot
10:47in normal black and white
10:48and then the colour
10:49is afterwards.
10:50Fascinating.
10:51Here.
10:52Let's take a look
10:52at what else is new
10:53in the world of science.
10:55Plastic surgery,
10:56you're so aggressive.
10:57What's that?
10:58Plastic surgery,
10:58for instance.
11:00Let me do it.
11:06As you can see,
11:07Mrs. Armitage here
11:08is extremely ugly.
11:13Don't worry,
11:14Mrs. Armitage.
11:15With the miracle
11:15of plastic surgery,
11:16we can give you
11:17a perfect nose.
11:18It's a very simple
11:19operation.
11:21They'll cut into
11:21her bone here,
11:23adjust her face
11:24here and here,
11:25rebuild the cartilage
11:26here and here.
11:29Three weeks later
11:30and the bandage
11:31is ready to come off.
11:33And there's the nose,
11:34perfect specimen.
11:36Do you like
11:36your new nose,
11:37Mrs. Armitage?
11:41Here it is,
11:41Mr. Chumler.
11:42This plastic surgery
11:44of yours
11:44will change
11:45the face of Britain.
11:46This chap
11:52will never again
11:53have to worry
11:53about where
11:54to put his sandwiches.
11:58And this
11:58enterprising young lady
12:00has solved the problem
12:01of how to serve soup
12:02while tossing the salad.
12:05Finally,
12:05developments in
12:06medical technology
12:07have led to this
12:08splendid electric wheelchair.
12:09good night.
12:17Advertisement break.
12:19Hello, dear.
12:20I'm home.
12:21How was your day?
12:24Not reaction
12:25to a civil question?
12:27No.
12:28It's that time
12:28of the month
12:29when your wife has
12:30the curse.
12:34Problem solved
12:35with new whippets.
12:36Handed disposable whips
12:38give you added protection
12:39from your wife.
12:44Whip her into the closet
12:46and lock the door.
12:49New whippets
12:50for added confidence.
12:52Yes.
12:52Now you can enjoy
12:53a normal life
12:54during this
12:54frightful period.
13:01Today,
13:02we're going to
13:02visit with
13:02the wonderful world
13:03of animals
13:04and how man
13:05can profit
13:05from knowing
13:06more about them.
13:07The elephant
13:08of Africa.
13:09This mother elephant,
13:10like so many housewives,
13:11never forgets
13:11her daily chores
13:12and is a devoted
13:13mother of two
13:14and makes excellent
13:16ivory trinkets.
13:19This rare bird
13:20of paradise
13:21is one of only
13:22300 thought
13:23to be left
13:23in the world.
13:24So, ladies,
13:25you'll be the talk
13:25of Ascot
13:26with one of his
13:26feathers in your hat.
13:29Yes,
13:30animals and humans
13:30can help each other
13:31to build a better life
13:32for all of us.
13:34Chosen from hundreds
13:34of applicants,
13:35these happy chaps
13:36especially volunteer
13:38to take part
13:39in valuable
13:39medical experiments.
13:42Yes,
13:45it works.
13:46Man and animal
13:47working in harmony
13:48together.
13:49Animals can now
13:50be used
13:51to help research
13:52into valuable cosmetics.
13:53See the effect
13:54of paraffin-based
13:55vanity cream
13:56on this hedgehog.
14:01Now a chance
14:02to answer
14:02some of your letters.
14:04Mrs. Anstruther
14:04of Karsholton
14:05asks,
14:06How high can a monkey
14:07jump with its testicles
14:08wired up to electrodes?
14:12Seven feet,
14:18Mrs.
14:18Lendry.
14:23Advertisement break.
14:24Sometimes
14:30the river flows
14:33but nothing
14:34freaks
14:35A train
14:37arrives
14:38but never
14:39leaves
14:40For added confidence
14:41when driving,
14:42drink gin!
14:43The driver's choice.
15:08Good evening.
15:16Good evening,
15:17Mr. Chambawana.
15:18Why?
15:19You're looking
15:20a little stern today.
15:22That's because,
15:22Grayson,
15:23we're presenting today
15:24a guide
15:25to the activity
15:26involved
15:27in the successful
15:27execution
15:28of one's
15:28conjugal rights
15:29in order
15:30to produce
15:31offspring.
15:33Oh, dear.
15:34Yes.
15:37To help us
15:38illustrate
15:38conjugal obligations
15:39in an entertaining
15:40as well as
15:41informative way,
15:42we have the assistance
15:43of an attractive
15:44young lady.
15:46Good evening,
15:47Mr. Grayson.
15:48Good evening,
15:49Mrs. Grayson.
15:51Immediately
15:51after marrying
15:52a young lady,
15:53the tricky business
15:54begins of getting
15:55your wife
15:56to agree
15:56to go to bed.
16:00You're awfully late,
16:01dear.
16:02Nearly half past six.
16:03Is it time
16:09for Peter Rabbit
16:09and his Mrs. Tiggywinkle
16:10to go up
16:11the wooden hill
16:11to Bedfordshire?
16:14Never, never, never
16:16attempt to use
16:16strong language
16:17in front of a lady
16:18in this manner.
16:19It's indecent.
16:21Given time,
16:22an atmosphere
16:23will flourish
16:23in which the conditions
16:25for conjugal
16:25unpleasantness
16:26will become possible.
16:29Happy, darling?
16:31Yes, darling.
16:33Splendid.
16:33The more foreign-minded
16:37of you
16:37might even consider
16:39sharing a bed.
16:41Remember,
16:42before you start,
16:43it's not only
16:44a stiff upper lip
16:45you're looking for.
16:47How to maintain
16:48not only a stiff upper lip.
16:50Number one,
16:51visual assistance.
16:53It may be of some help
16:55to use an assistance
16:56of a visual nature
16:57in order to encourage
16:59the gentleman's
17:00not only a stiff upper lip.
17:02Here's a photograph
17:03of the Duchess of Arbroath
17:05without a hat on.
17:07Most invigorating!
17:10Now that you are
17:11invigoratingly stimulated,
17:13you're ready for the act
17:14of frightfulness itself.
17:15Now it's time
17:16to have a stiff drink
17:17and get on
17:18with the ugly business
17:19in hand.
17:26As this is your first attempt
17:28at beastliness,
17:29you may have some difficulty
17:30uniting your unmentionables.
17:33Why not invent a coded language
17:35to prevent graphic references?
17:37Is that you,
17:39Mrs Grayson?
17:41Yes.
17:42Has the train arrived
17:43in Paddington yet?
17:48No, I'm afraid
17:49it's in Colchester.
17:50Ouch!
17:52Now let's see
17:53the whole ugly process
17:54in explicit detail.
17:59Ouch!
18:00Sorry!
18:00So there you have it.
18:07Next week,
18:07how to achieve
18:08conjugal unpleasantness
18:09in the poorer countries
18:10of the world
18:11where the women will
18:12before a potato.
18:14this child is sleeping
18:20peacefully,
18:21but unfortunately
18:21at the same time
18:23he's wetting the bed.
18:25Now you can stop him
18:26with Electrobed.
18:29Get a little shot
18:31and it'll dry us
18:32a sheet at the same time.
18:33Electrobed.
18:38Good evening, Grayson.
18:39Yes.
18:40Now, we're all familiar
18:41with diseases of the foot
18:43and the tongue.
18:45But the most terrifying
18:46diseases of all
18:47take place
18:49in the mind.
18:53They are known
18:54by the collective term
18:55of madnesses,
18:56which my colleague
18:57Grayson
18:57will now demonstrate.
18:59Number one,
19:00paranoia.
19:02Good evening,
19:03Mr Chumley Warner.
19:04Hello, Grayson.
19:05Why do you wish
19:06to kill me, man?
19:08Number two,
19:09schizophrenia.
19:11Good evening, Grayson.
19:13Good evening,
19:13Mr Chumley Warner.
19:15Yeah!
19:17Number three,
19:19causing a hullabaloo.
19:21Hello, Grayson.
19:23Have you recovered
19:23from your recent
19:24schizophrenia?
19:25Hullabaloo,
19:26hullabaloo,
19:26hullabaloo.
19:27Got that tin,
19:28you madman.
19:30Number five,
19:31thinking you're a farmyard hen.
19:34Good evening, Grayson.
19:38Sitting on man.
19:39There is only one cure
19:40for this form of madness,
19:42and that is to adopt
19:43the manner
19:43of an enraged goose
19:44and honk the victim
19:46out of his delirium.
19:47Thus,
19:48a man.
19:49Well,
19:49I must say, Grayson,
19:54your demonstrations
19:55of madness today
19:56have been most convincing.
19:57Well done.
19:58Why, thank you,
19:59Mr Chumley Warner.
20:00In fact,
20:01this demonstration
20:01has been easy for me,
20:03as my family
20:04has a history
20:04of mental instability.
20:06Really, Grayson?
20:07Yes.
20:08I have a brother
20:09who's been incarcerated
20:10in an institution
20:11since he was five years old.
20:14Led to his institutionalization.
20:16Well,
20:16I wet the bed furiously
20:18for many months
20:19and blamed it on him.
20:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:22Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:29This is Meryl's
20:30trouble, man.
20:31I'll give you
20:31a very good night.
20:34Advertisement break.
20:36That's expensive.
20:37I'll have it, please.
20:39Is your wife
20:40always ordering
20:40expensive things
20:41on the phone?
20:45And yet,
20:45you can't get a loan?
20:48Well,
20:49worry no more.
20:50Now you can
20:50banish your financial
20:51worries with
20:52gin!
20:56That's frivolous
20:57and expensive.
20:58I'll have it, please.
20:59Still worried
21:00about getting a loan?
21:03Alone?
21:04You're never alone
21:05with a gin.
21:07No, no, no, no.
21:11No, no, no.
21:11No, no, no, no.
21:12No, no, no, no, no.
21:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:15Greetings of the season
21:16to you, Mr. Chambleau Horner.
21:22Yes, it's Christmas.
21:23A time for relaxing
21:24in the bosom
21:25of one's family,
21:26freed from the
21:27formality
21:27of working life.
21:29Yes,
21:29would you care
21:30to relax
21:30in the bosom
21:31of my family
21:31this Christmas,
21:33freed from the
21:33formality
21:34of working life?
21:36Yes.
21:40That's better.
21:42Are you feeling
21:42sufficiently relaxed
21:43and unwound,
21:44Mr. Chambleau Horner?
21:45Most certainly,
21:46but do beware
21:47of purchasing
21:47inferior presents
21:48for your loved ones.
21:50Defective goods
21:51can be dangerous.
21:53It's easy to tell
21:53if goods are defective.
21:55They have the words
21:56made in Belgium
21:56written on the bottom.
22:00Here are some suggestions
22:02for healthy, wholesome
22:02and practical gifts
22:03for the whole family.
22:05For the youngest,
22:06how about this
22:06durable dummy?
22:08It'll keep baby quiet
22:09for hours on end
22:10and because it's made
22:11of pure lead,
22:12it'll be some month
22:13before it's sucked
22:14away to nothing.
22:15And for the elder child,
22:16why not splash out
22:17on the splendid
22:18Croydon Aerodrome Game?
22:21Simulate the daily life
22:22of a busy aerodrome
22:23where planes are
22:24taking off and landing
22:25sometimes at a rate
22:26of three or four a week.
22:30What a fine game.
22:32You can almost imagine
22:33yourself in the cockpit.
22:34But don't let Dad
22:35get hold of it.
22:38But let's not forget
22:39that the printed word
22:40is still very much with us.
22:42A selection of wholesome
22:43reading material
22:44is both educative
22:45and informative.
22:46There I killed
22:48a thousand fuzzy wuzzies
22:49by the Reverend
22:50Aubrey Bagshot
22:51is a heartwarming account
22:52of one man's
22:53spiritual journey
22:54through Africa.
22:56And for the younger child,
22:57something a little lighter.
22:59Simon shoots
22:59the smiling sambos.
23:02But not everyone
23:03can afford expensive presents
23:04in the festive season.
23:06At Christmas,
23:06one should always
23:07remember the poor.
23:08Indeed.
23:09They may attempt
23:10to burgle your house
23:11while you're out of church.
23:11So, it's back to work
23:14tomorrow, Mr. Chumley-Warner.
23:15Yes, it will be pleasant
23:16to wind up again
23:17and stop relaxing.
23:19Merry Christmas, Grayson.
23:21Advertisement break.
23:22Watch closely
23:23as these two
23:2415-year-old youths
23:25enter a public house
23:26and attempt to buy
23:27an alcoholic drink.
23:29Two alcoholic drinks, please.
23:31I will serve you,
23:33but I will not serve you.
23:35You are clearly under-right.
23:38Now, how did this youth
23:40make the publican believe
23:41that he was 21?
23:42Yes, he's smoking
23:44Kilburn cigarettes.
23:46Grow up, smoke
23:47and smoke Kilburns.
23:56Look at this motor car.
23:58A beauty, isn't it?
23:59It's got 20 years
24:00happy motoring ahead of it.
24:02Or has it?
24:03Here comes a woman.
24:06Which side's she getting in?
24:08The driver's side.
24:09Oh, dear.
24:10The wrong side.
24:13Gosh, what lovely comfy seats.
24:16Yes, but this isn't
24:17a drawing room, my dear.
24:18It's a complicated motor vehicle
24:20based on the principles
24:21of the internal combustion engine.
24:23A machine far too complicated
24:24for you to understand.
24:26But I know about
24:27embroidery and kittens.
24:28Won't that suffice?
24:30Oh, blow it.
24:31I'm going to have a try.
24:33See?
24:38Oh, dear.
24:39Oh, dear.
24:39Oh, dear.
24:40Oh, dear.
24:40Oh, dear.
24:41Oh, dear.
24:41Oh, dear.
24:41Oh, dear.
24:41Oh, dear.
24:42Oh, dear.
24:43See?
24:44Now look what you've done.
24:45Your pretty little mind
24:46simply can't cope
24:47with the motor car.
24:49Women,
24:50for pity's sake,
24:51don't drive.
24:52It's Full House at Wembley for one of the top matches of the 1933 season.
25:05One of the leading teams of today, Arsenal, formerly the village Arsenal,
25:09against the Liverpool team of 1991.
25:12Who are playing for the first time in black and white.
25:16They may also be surprised by the pace of the black and white game.
25:22Liverpool may be professionals, trained to the peak of physical fitness,
25:26but Arsenal are daunted.
25:27There's Nat, mind your legs please, Nathouse, warming up.
25:31And there's the captain, Charles, Charlie Charles, one of the famous Charles brothers.
25:37There's the right-wing demon, Wilf, adapted for speed, finish.
25:41Heading us his splendid skills.
25:43Mingo and the reliable hands of Stan between the posts, hardly.
25:47Charles, Charlie Charles, shaking hands with the referee, Mr. Hollingsworth from Cheltenham,
25:53and are touching.
25:54He's needed him a lovely scarf.
25:56Some of the other Arsenal players are passing around some shag and some nice-looking sandwiches.
26:00I don't know what they are.
26:02But Liverpool have taken account of the whistle, and they're off, and it's a go.
26:07Sorry, I can't even quite catch it.
26:09It can't turn around that quickly.
26:11Stan Hartley didn't even have time to put his cigarette out.
26:13And the Liverpool team celebrate.
26:17They seem to be kissing.
26:19That's not very sure about it, but that.
26:23So, Arsenal kick-off.
26:25Their tactics obviously are very, very different.
26:28Always keen eye for the ball.
26:30Charles, Charlie Charles even spots when he's missed it.
26:33He shoots for goal.
26:35And it's a throw into Liverpool.
26:36The Liverpool player throws keen over their heads.
26:41And into the goal.
26:43Two.
26:45Two.
26:46Four.
26:48The only glimmer of hope for the Gunners is when they get the ball out of Finney on the wing.
26:52What's he going to do with it?
26:54Well, exactly what he was doing earlier.
26:56He's going to tell you what he had to do with it.
27:03So, ten nil at halftime, Liverpool go back to the dressing room.
27:06But for Arsenal, it's some light refreshments.
27:09And for the crowd, top-class halftime entertainment.
27:12With the man they call Mr. Banjo, Mr. George Banjo.
27:15And the crowd found that most pleasant.
27:24So, in the second half, Arsenal must have taken a stern talking tool.
27:27Because they've come out with a markedly different approach to the game.
27:31Where's Mad Nathouse, didn't we go?
27:34The whistleblowers.
27:35Out of the house.
27:41And it's in the past.
27:44And shot for goal.
27:47And is the left going to allow that?
27:49Yes, it's just over the line.
27:51And Liverpool have certainly taught Mad Nathouse how to celebrate.
27:57Nathouse's goal inspires the rest of the team.
28:01Goal.
28:05Some of the Liverpool players are triple unhappy about that.
28:08And the referee's taking out his little black book.
28:10It's the Shorter Oxford Dictionary.
28:11He wants to look up what some of those words mean.
28:13And he's found one.
28:14And he's bringing on his mother to disprove it.
28:18Ten nil and minutes go.
28:19Charlie Charles waiting on the wing.
28:25It's almost as if the ball was glued to his feet.
28:29Heads up there.
28:30And it's all over.
28:32And a sporting finish to a sporting contest.
28:34And he's going to be the best.
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