00:00Got ourselves a real Mike McDaniel
00:02to a situation. Who fixed who?
00:05Oh, Quincy?
00:06No, no, no. That's a fact.
00:08That's a fact. We're not even
00:10Quincy Jones, man. He was one of them
00:14producers that was in the back but touched everything.
00:18Everything.
00:19Your name's Quincy. You're fixing things.
00:22You know what's funny?
00:23What?
00:25You don't have any friends named Quincy.
00:26A professor of mine was called Quincy.
00:28His last name was Quincy?
00:31So he's Professor Quincy or his first name was Quincy?
00:34Last name.
00:35That doesn't count.
00:37Well, here.
00:39Here's why.
00:41If your last name is Quincy,
00:43I'm having trouble determining
00:45if you're an intangible or not.
00:48But if your first name
00:49is Quincy,
00:51he's one of us.
00:52Wasn't there a show called
00:55Dr. Quincy?
00:56Sounds like it.
00:57Yeah, like an old white doctor.
01:00But the last name
01:02makes it harder
01:02to differentiate
01:04between a brother and a...
01:06Yeah, but if your first name
01:08Quincy...
01:09Is Quinn yours first name Quincy?
01:12No, it's Quinn.
01:12Are you sure?
01:13Yeah.
01:14Are we sure he didn't shorten it?
01:15That's Quinn.
01:16What if there was an old-time Texas blood?
01:18Quinn is about as intangible
01:20as you could get.
01:21I understand,
01:22but we're saying there's zero shot.
01:24I'll look this up on Wikipedia
01:24in a second.
01:25Zero shot.
01:25There's zero chance
01:27that Quinn yours
01:28actual name is Quincy.
01:30No chance.
01:31Quinn is...
01:32Quinn Tucker yours.
01:33Quinn is in the...
01:34That's right.
01:34Wait.
01:34Quinn Tucker.
01:35Quinn Tucker.
01:37Wait.
01:38So...
01:38You thought it was Quincy?
01:40So, look.
01:42When he thought
01:43it could have been Quincy,
01:44he started leading
01:45towards the middle,
01:46right?
01:47But then he pronounced...
01:48Intangible!
01:53Quinn is in the same
01:55ballpark of Dylan
01:56and the Brandons.
01:59Yes.
01:59Yes.
02:00Yes.
02:01Now, why...
02:02So,
02:03there's Brandon,
02:04Brendan,
02:04and...
02:05Do O and A...
02:08The E and the A, man.
02:09E and the A.
02:10Right.
02:11Yeah.
02:11I don't respect the D-O-Ns
02:13or the D-E-Ns.
02:15D-A-N is how it's
02:16supposed to be spelled.
02:16Is D-A-N not D-O-N?
02:18No.
02:18Or D-E-N?
02:19D-O-N is specifically
02:20supposed to be
02:21for Brandon.
02:22B-R-A-N-D-O-N.
02:24He's a Don.
02:25If you're a Brendan,
02:26B-R-E-N-D-A-N.
02:28If you're anything else,
02:29you're an idiot.
02:29You're Dan.
02:30Basically,
02:31you're a D-A-N.
02:32Oh, there.
02:32You just...
02:33It just makes no sense.
02:35Here it says,
02:36Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
02:37She wasn't Dr. Quincy?
02:38Yeah, Dr. Quinn.
02:39Quinn.
02:40I didn't know it was...
02:42Oh, so her last name
02:43was Quinn, though.
02:44Yeah, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Her last name was Quinn.
02:47What about Coach Quinn
02:48Menu Says?
02:48Menu 631.
02:50Coach Quinn.
02:51Coach Chris Quinn.
02:52Coach...
02:53Chris Quincy.
02:54Chris Quincy?
02:55Chris Quincy.
02:57He's back to cooperate.
03:01He said Chris Quinn.
03:05You just can't...
03:07Wait, but it's Chris Quinn.
03:14Last name.
03:14No, I'm saying...
03:15I know.
03:15Maybe he lopped it off.
03:17No.
03:20Chris Quincy would be funny.
03:22Chris Quincy?
03:24Chris Quincy may have
03:25maybe a head coach already.
03:27Hey,
03:27you know a mix, right?
03:32Chris Down is one of the funniest
03:33intros of all time.
03:34And former heat guard Tyler Johnson
03:36just...
03:37He gave us that information.
03:38Didn't ask.
03:39You know a mix, right?
03:40He just didn't get out
03:41the oven quick.
03:41He got out the oven quickly.
03:43That's all.
03:45My...
03:45My...
03:46Believe it or not,
03:47my grandmother is
03:48almost white.
03:50Mm-hmm.
03:50Yeah.
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:52I'll show you a picture.
03:53Oh.
03:54Well, you're from Louisiana.
03:55Yeah.
03:55What type of Creole?
03:56We got red bones,
03:57but you know what she would say?
04:00Because, you know,
04:00she told real stories.
04:02She's saying,
04:03you see,
04:05your great-grandmother
04:06is my color,
04:07and I'm light like this.
04:10How the hell do you think
04:10we got this color?
04:13Mm.
04:14So she made you do critical thinking.
04:16She broke it down like that, huh?
04:17She broke...
04:17She made you do critical thinking.
04:19That's all.
04:19She would break...
04:20She would tell...
04:21Man, let me tell you.
04:23My grandmother would tell me stories
04:25about how she lived
04:26and her mother lived
04:27and how her grandfather
04:29came from Ghana
04:30with bullet wounds on his...
04:33He got shot
04:33and it went right through his...
04:35Like, missed his whole head.
04:37Just went right through his mouth.
04:38Missed all his teeth.
04:39And he had, like,
04:41scars on both sides
04:42looking African, right?
04:44United had the scars
04:45like Seal.
04:47But he had some real-life tragedies.
04:49Seal the singer.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Yeah.
04:51Hey, man.
04:52Seal got Heidi Klum, bro.
04:54He did?
04:54He got Heidi Klum.
04:55Yeah, he had it for a minute.
04:57They had, what, three kids?
04:58It don't matter.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Kissed like a rose.
05:01And that was the funniest commercial
05:03of the Super Bowl.
05:04I didn't enjoy that.
05:05The Mountain Dew seal commercial.
05:06I'm surprised that...
05:07He's probably been offered that
05:08how many times?
05:09Yeah.
05:09Probably been.
05:10He's like,
05:10we got an idea for you.
05:11He goes,
05:12Mountain Dew's bringing the bag seal.
05:14He goes,
05:14all right,
05:15I guess it's finally time to do it.
05:17Mike McDaniel.
05:19This was his...
05:20Okay.
05:20Do I need to...
05:21I think...
05:22Well, you know.
05:24This was what Mike McDaniel
05:25had to say on Darren Waller.
05:26And will this finally be the week
05:28that we see, Darren Waller?
05:30Here's what the Dolphins head coach
05:32had to say about that.
05:33Yeah, this is where we thought
05:35a realistic assessment would be made.
05:37And we're kind of making that daily.
05:39I don't...
05:39I'm expecting, you know,
05:45to see him sooner than later.
05:50I had kind of in the back of my mind
05:52it would be this week,
05:56but I'm not going to just put him out there this week
05:58just because I said it before.
06:00I'm hopeful,
06:04but it's very soon.
06:09So we're just making sure
06:12that all of our deaths are in a row
06:13before we take that listing off him.
06:16That was sinful.
06:17So while he was talking,
06:22I was trying to picture to myself
06:26what is really going on in his mind?
06:30I don't know.
06:31You thought the same thing, right?
06:33He was trying to come up with a lie.
06:34He couldn't figure out the lie.
06:35That's a lot of...
06:37Come on, this guy...
06:39How does he not know, though?
06:40Like, you don't know
06:40that's going to get asked?
06:41I...
06:42Again, I think
06:44there's people that ramble like that.
06:48And part of the reason is
06:50is they're thinking about answering
06:53the follow-up questions
06:55in the first answer.
06:57And so if you notice,
06:58he kind of rambles.
07:00No, it happens a lot.
07:01No, I get you.
07:02I know a lot of people like that.
07:03I get you, but also
07:04he'll just do that
07:05more than anybody else.
07:06Like, he just feels like
07:08the ignition gets stuck.
07:09But guess what?
07:10You know what?
07:11I've very rarely heard
07:13with Mike McDaniel?
07:14Follow-up questions.
07:17Because you can't get another one in.
07:19But that's my point.
07:20Well, I'm going to tell you
07:21as somebody who listens
07:22to all his press conferences
07:23to cut them up,
07:24there's too many questions.
07:26Because, like,
07:28he answered one yesterday, Leroy.
07:29It legitimately went...
07:30I'm not even joking about this.
07:32It went for five minutes.
07:35Five minutes.
07:36And I was like...
07:37It was probably the easiest...
07:39It was just...
07:40It was just gobbledygook.
07:42You know?
07:42And just like...
07:44Is Darren Waller practicing this week?
07:46How about...
07:46You'll see.
07:49Like...
07:49I'm not gonna say
07:53stick to what...
07:55Maybe this is what I was thinking.
07:57Grr!
08:00It's like a robot.
08:02Like, he...
08:02It's like his iPhone didn't update.
08:04It's like he's about to crash.
08:05Yeah.
08:06It's like...
08:07Exactly.
08:07It's like he's on iPhone 8.
08:09Yeah.
08:09It's like...
08:10Um...
08:11I know what I said,
08:13but...
08:14Maybe...
08:14I was thinking about it,
08:16but I don't really want to say
08:17a good little football coach.
08:19Yeah.
08:20That was...
08:21Yeah, that was...
08:22Mouth-functioning.
08:23Woo!
08:24All right.
08:25We all have to get our minds right
08:26for his pressers.
08:28So let's hear some more.
08:30This was him on...
08:30Did the Dolphins...
08:33This was...
08:34This presser was after the news
08:35that Xavier Howard
08:36signed with the Colts
08:38and he was asked,
08:39did you kick the tires
08:39on a reunion?
08:41I think inherent
08:42in our job responsibilities
08:44is that
08:44we, you know,
08:46consider everything.
08:47So,
08:48you know,
08:49I think,
08:50you know,
08:51every move...
08:53We make a ton of moves
08:55that we don't make,
08:55if that makes sense.
08:56So,
08:57you know,
08:59you consider everything,
09:01you know,
09:01if that's true,
09:04that's happy for X.
09:07And,
09:07you know,
09:07there's a lot of...
09:09There's a lot that goes
09:11into the final roster,
09:13one of which is
09:15evaluating your guys
09:16fully
09:17and then
09:18also have it,
09:19you know,
09:20there's opportunities
09:22every day
09:25that you're
09:26going against...
09:27You're grading
09:28your guys
09:29versus
09:29whoever is available.
09:31That's just the nature
09:32of the National Football League
09:33and then you have
09:34another cut-down date
09:35where there's
09:36more of that
09:37that goes on.
09:38But,
09:39you know,
09:39I would say
09:40the best way
09:42to answer it
09:42is we're...
09:44It's kind of inherent
09:45in our responsibilities
09:46to consider all those things.
09:48Yo,
09:49his wife,
09:49he deserves a medal.
09:50Do we have crickets
09:51on somewhere?
09:52Nah,
09:52his wife,
09:52he deserves a medal.
09:53His wife,
09:54his wife deserves
09:55a medal.
09:55She deserves
09:55a special place
09:56in heaven
09:56because,
09:58I'm going to tell you
09:58this right now,
09:59there is no way
10:00you can get in an argument
10:01with that man
10:01and have not go crazy
10:03with his long,
10:06spaced out answers.
10:10No,
10:10she needs to,
10:11she needs to,
10:11like,
10:11put a canteen
10:12and a backpack
10:13for that journey.
10:14Dude,
10:14it's a simple answer.
10:15It's a simple question.
10:17Did you kick the tires
10:18on possibly bringing
10:19Xavier Howard back?
10:20Oh,
10:21we did take account.
10:22We look at everybody.
10:23We just didn't feel
10:24it was the right time.
10:25Boom.
10:26That is done.
10:27All the questions
10:28that are asked
10:29are 15 second replies.
10:31Yeah,
10:31we just,
10:31or we looked into it.
10:32Yeah,
10:33we looked into it.
10:34Come on,
10:34man.
10:34But I'm happy for X.
10:35He just said it.
10:36Like,
10:36I am happy for him.
10:37Now,
10:38also,
10:38there's cut down dates
10:40and 900 dates.
10:41We have to get our roster
10:42to this at this date
10:43and for workouts.
10:47Sounds like a dial up.
10:47This is,
10:49in all honesty,
10:50for guys like Mike McDaniel,
10:53this becomes more difficult.
10:57When you got to cut
10:5837 guys,
11:00or 30 plus guys.
11:02Yep.
11:04In one cut.
11:06That means you got to have
11:07a lot of conversations.
11:09Now,
11:10for a guy like Mike McDaniel,
11:12you need to break it down
11:13in parts.
11:14Like,
11:15it should be cut down
11:16to this number,
11:16cut down to this number.
11:17Yeah,
11:17you need,
11:18you need a puree.
11:18The reason why they don't do it,
11:20and I know why they don't do it,
11:23is because when you get
11:24to those last couple of games,
11:26when it was four games,
11:29or that last game
11:30before the season,
11:32you don't have enough guys
11:33to practice.
11:35So now,
11:36depending on what positions
11:38they cut,
11:39you got your starters
11:40doing scout team too.
11:43Wayne says,
11:44why do we care so much?
11:46This man is so much smarter
11:47than everybody on the stream.
11:48Listen,
11:48I understand that he went to Yale.
11:50I see,
11:51and I understand
11:52everything that I've ever said
11:54about Mike McDaniel,
11:55I've always said,
11:56the guy is smart.
11:58Okay?
11:59Nobody's questioning that.
12:00He's just not a clear orator.
12:02However,
12:04however,
12:05we all have people.
12:09I'll give you a perfect example.
12:10Robert Smith.
12:15Your former teammate?
12:17One of my closest friends.
12:19He's not a wrap-it-up guy?
12:20No.
12:21He is a wrap-it-up guy,
12:22but he's smart.
12:24Right?
12:25And sometimes you have
12:28conversations with him
12:29and you're like,
12:31why?
12:33Why?
12:34Like,
12:35I'm just like,
12:36no,
12:36I don't want to talk about that.
12:38I don't want to,
12:39I don't care about the stars
12:40and how they line up
12:42and whatever.
12:43I want to talk about
12:44Looney Tunes.
12:46Or,
12:46you know,
12:46like,
12:47we're just different
12:48in that.
12:49And sometimes
12:50Mike McDaniel,
12:51the way he thinks
12:52and the way he talks
12:55to other people,
12:56he's just on a whole nother
12:58and so,
13:00yeah.
13:01Do you want to know
13:01how he thinks?
13:03How does he think?
13:05This.
13:06This is how he looks like
13:07when he thinks.
13:08Yeah.
13:08Yep.
13:09Very confused.
13:09Can I ask a question?
13:10Can you go back
13:11to that last picture?
13:12He looks like a mean Mark Anthony.
13:16No.
13:17No,
13:17but.
13:17What would Socrates say to that?
13:18I got to tell you,
13:20that son been kicking his ass.
13:23Oh,
13:23no,
13:24he's getting,
13:24yeah.
13:25Wait,
13:25wait,
13:26wait,
13:26come out.
13:26No,
13:26no,
13:27no,
13:27no.
13:28Isn't he part brother?
13:29His father,
13:30I believe.
13:30Yes.
13:31Okay.
13:31Okay.
13:32Okay.
13:32So,
13:32yeah,
13:33there it is.
13:33The quote is coming out.
13:36So,
13:36dude,
13:37I guess we will complain.
13:39We'll,
13:39we'll,
13:40we'll claim him.
13:42I think the league,
13:43can we make a trade?
13:43Didn't the league claim him?
13:44Because I think the Dolphins
13:45got like a draft pick
13:45for signing him.
13:46Can we make a trade?
13:47I'm not even joking about that.
13:48Oh,
13:49yeah,
13:49because,
13:50oh,
13:50okay.
13:50We can't make a trade?
13:52What do you want to trade?
13:53I don't know.
13:54You saw the Chappelle show,
13:54right?
13:55We can't,
13:55we can't trade Mike McDaniel.
14:00I'll trade Mike McDaniel
14:01for Sean McVay.
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