00:00We're going to just make a heat joke jumping off on this.
00:04He's still thinking about last night, man.
00:07Damn, the Slovenian assassin killed us.
00:09I mean, like, here's why it's so hard.
00:13This is why Tobin has so many ebbs and flows.
00:16You ready?
00:17It's because before the game, you're like, oh, dude, dude,
00:22we're going to put that stopper on him, that stopper on him.
00:27And then he goes for 20 in the first quarter,
00:29and now you're like, oh.
00:30He never puts BAM on him.
00:31He never does it.
00:34What is that?
00:36I don't know, man.
00:37I don't know.
00:37It's like Floyd Mayweather, Eric Spolster.
00:39He goes, here are my 12 cars.
00:41I never drive them.
00:44What's the point of having BAM on a bio?
00:46You're not going to use BAM on a bio to be BAM on a bio.
00:47To play defense.
00:48What's the point?
00:50He's made six all-defensive teams.
00:55Only one other person has done that over the last seven years.
00:58And he goes, eh, one possession.
01:00Why?
01:02You know what?
01:02Look, not for nothing, I would say BAM.
01:07How many of you scored?
01:0916?
01:10Yeah.
01:11Listen, I want 30 points from you, either offensively or defensively.
01:17So in some kind of combination, you need to score 30
01:21or stop somebody from scoring 30.
01:24Here we go.
01:25Almeca says, how do you say pigeon in Sweden?
01:29Pigeon.
01:30Pigeon.
01:31Pigeon.
01:32Pella Larson.
01:33Pella Larson, he got the and one and a kick in the back.
01:37He's like, ah!
01:38And they're like, foul on you, Pella.
01:39He goes, what?
01:41You got in the way.
01:43You're near Luka?
01:44That's on you.
01:45Don't be near him.
01:47Don't breathe on him.
01:48Don't be near him.
01:51And then Luka doesn't get touched.
01:52And Luka's doing like, he's doing the, yeah, touching himself as he walks down.
01:57See, Austin Reeves had to go to like, he's like, dude, you already have a tech.
02:01It was the only chance that he would have had if he got himself kicked out of that game.
02:05He hates referees, dude.
02:06Crazy.
02:08QAM, you're on the air.
02:08What's up?
02:10Hey, question.
02:11How you doing, sir?
02:12I'm good, man.
02:12What's your name?
02:14My name is Carlos.
02:15Carlos, I got a question.
02:17I don't know if you guys are on the sports show right now, but.
02:19Yeah, we're on the air.
02:20During this.
02:21Oh, okay.
02:21So, the Sunday night, the Sunday game against the Patriots, it looked to me like that player,
02:28that number three or number nine, whatever his name was.
02:31Chris Johnson.
02:32Whatever it was, he purposely missed Drake, Drake May.
02:38Yeah, people keep thinking he Rozier'd it.
02:40Okay, so, I don't know which one it is, but, but what, that, that looked like that guy purposely
02:46avoided sacking him.
02:48He could have sacked him.
02:49Yeah, people are, people are mad at Chris Johnson over that.
02:51Can I, can I tell you what happens?
02:56There's, there's two types of players, right?
03:00There's one, I'm gonna get his ass on the ground and we'll figure it out afterwards, right?
03:05And then there's the other guy that goes in there and is like, ooh, I don't want him too
03:09high, I don't want him too low.
03:10That's what it looked like.
03:11You end up missing, right?
03:12Get him on the ground.
03:13I think it looked like Chris Johnson was like, ooh, he's bigger than I thought.
03:16No.
03:17He went, he tried to go for his legs and he moved right at the moment to make it look
03:22the absolute worst that it could look, where you should have just went and drilled him in
03:27the back.
03:27Didn't look as bad as what Drake May did to Willie Gay.
03:30Willie Gay, he broke the ankles right into the end zone.
03:33That was tough.
03:34So, so, I get it.
03:36Like, it's hard, it, this is a hard sport to play careful.
03:43It really is.
03:45Eddie, what's going on, man?
03:49Hello?
03:50What's up, Dato?
03:51Hey, buddy, what's going on?
03:54Hey, man, listen, what's happening, Leroy?
03:56What's that?
03:57What's going on, man?
04:00Listen, man, all that last night was kind of like crazy.
04:03I ain't gonna lie to say.
04:04I think they cheated.
04:05They cheated here a lot, man.
04:07I mean, it was like a foul going on.
04:10You're right.
04:10And I was like, man, that's, I was like, but we were missing a lot of open shots, too,
04:15though.
04:16Yeah.
04:16And the leg was missing a lot of open shots, too, man.
04:19That was like, and you just, they were booing the dog, man, man.
04:22They were booing the hell out of the town.
04:25You believe it, man?
04:27Yeah, that's crazy, man.
04:28Well, y'all go ahead and have a good one, man.
04:29But y'all, you go ahead and have a good one, brother.
04:31All right, see you, buddy.
04:33He's right.
04:34When you're right, you're right.
04:37He broke it down.
04:38He broke it down.
04:39They cheated.
04:41It's Luka.
04:42That's something you would say.
04:43So, um.
04:44That's why.
04:45That's whatever he wants.
04:45Let's do Tobin stuff.
04:47What's the chances of Steve Ballmer trying to watch a game tomorrow while the Heat will
04:50play the Clippers?
04:51Oh, like a disguise?
04:53I don't know if he wants to watch the Clippers right now.
04:56He has, I will say, Steve Ballmer does have to feel a little good that Kawhi's already
04:59hurt, right?
05:00He's like, pfft.
05:01All right, at least I gotta wait for him.
05:02You was gonna give him the money?
05:03I know, but now he's like, oh.
05:05He already has to give up some money.
05:07What do you have to pay, 30 million?
05:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:08Wait, let me ask you this.
05:10Yeah.
05:10You didn't feel that way with Jimmy.
05:12I didn't feel that way with Jimmy.
05:14Okay, then.
05:14Why do you think he is?
05:15Jimmy's never had a Kawhi situation, though, until this torn ACL.
05:20He only played 50 games, 40, 50 games a year.
05:23For whatever reason.
05:24Come on.
05:24Didn't he not go to a tennis tournament?
05:26It was one time.
05:27What, are we gonna hold that over his head and drag us to the finals?
05:30How many times did he play over 60 games when he was with the Heat?
05:34Twice?
05:35Out of how many years?
05:36Five.
05:37Okay.
05:38Right.
05:39Got us to the finals twice, though.
05:41And a shot away from three.
05:44Come on, you're missing a little.
05:45I was a field goal away from the Super Bowl.
05:47Okay.
05:47Who cares?
05:48Who cares?
05:49You ain't get there.
05:50Sounds like you care a lot.
05:51No, I'm just saying.
05:52Sounds like you're still thinking about the fireworks you saw from your backyard.
05:54You were talking about the—
05:55No, I can't.
05:56Listen, it was unfortunate.
05:56We talked about field goal kickers earlier in the show.
05:58But nobody says, oh, remember that Vikings team that almost made a zone?
06:02No.
06:02Actually, we do.
06:04When they say about—
06:05It's honestly one of the most frequent bring-ups of, like, what-ifs.
06:09It's one of the biggest what-if questions.
06:11Yeah, you guys had one of the greatest offenses ever.
06:1315-1.
06:14I mean—
06:15People think about it all the time, dude.
06:17You know.
06:17Yeah.
06:18They do.
06:18I'm sorry that you—
06:19I'm glad you moved on.
06:21Wait, wait.
06:21You ready?
06:22Only to do the same thing two years later.
06:25Yeah.
06:27Crazy, man.
06:28So, Denny went two years where he was 30-2 and never won a Super Bowl.
06:35Josh Hart said, Tobin, what did the Heat do to Stan Van Gundy?
06:38They kicked him off a championship team, dude.
06:41I mean, he's very clearly salty about it.
06:43Yeah, I saw that.
06:44He was back on—he was on Run It Back TV today with Michelle Beadle and Boogie Cousins.
06:49Oh, of course they're going to call him out.
06:51Stan!
06:52He's like, oh, what do you want him on the show for?
06:54Rip the Heat?
06:54He goes, pfft.
06:55I'll be there.
06:56Really?
06:57I'll be there with my mustache on.
06:59Like, he really doesn't, like—
07:02He don't like the Heat.
07:03He likes two people.
07:04He likes two people.
07:05You know what's crazy, though?
07:05You know, I think there were—like, I understood the situation when I got shipped out of Baltimore, but I was
07:16pissed off because I knew that the guy they thought they were replacing me with, I knew he wasn't better
07:21than me, but it sounded kind of arrogant to say anything, so I didn't, right?
07:26So I never had no hard—no ill will towards them, towards the organization.
07:35The coach I had could kick the sharpest of rocks, right?
07:39I just think it's odd for Stan Van Gundy because, like, Stan Van Gundy, you know, his claim to fame
07:44is, all right, he got ousted from a finals team because Shaq thought he was the master of panic.
07:53He then took a magic team to the finals, and then his star wanted him fired, and then he had
07:58two terrible stops in New Orleans and Detroit, and I don't know.
08:03He has this thing where he's like, they aren't that great, and I'm like—and his whole thing was like, oh,
08:08they're not that good.
08:09They made two finals?
08:10That's not that great.
08:11They were mostly mediocre.
08:12I'm like, all right.
08:13Well, sorry, Stan.
08:15I'm sorry that that's not the standard for you.
08:17I guess we should have just been like Stan Van Gundy and made one finals and then just blown up
08:21two organizations.
08:21I don't think that should have been us.
08:22I can honestly see how that looks a little—
08:24Hey, he's a baby.
08:26Petty.
08:26He's a grow-up.
08:28Grow-up.
08:30I mean—
08:30I would just figure you—
08:31Are you telling somebody you grew up is funny?
08:33What do you mean, dude?
08:34I would picture him saying game-recognized game.
08:38I'm saying, right?
08:39Him getting upset.
08:41Is it safe to say you are the pettiest person we know?
08:44I don't know.
08:45You are King Petty.
08:45Oh, don't play.
08:46I don't know.
08:47I mean—
08:47Oh, my goodness.
08:48My Petty has angles.
08:49You are Richard Petty.
08:50You're Petty.
08:51What?
08:52You are the king.
08:53Richard Petty.
08:54You're Richard Petty.
08:55Now that Petty has angles.
08:58Yeah.
08:59It's like—
08:59You don't—
09:01We can't all just see through him.
09:02I would think you would appreciate the Petty a little bit more.
09:04It's just on the same thing.
09:05Like, it's the same tired bet.
09:06He did the same thing.
09:07He's like, oh, Jimmy Butler, he's always hurting.
09:10He's like Anthony Davis.
09:11He's like, oh, he is?
09:11Okay, cool.
09:12Like, you know, did Anthony Davis drag Caleb Martin to the finals?
09:16Anthony Davis dragged the Lakers to the finals and won.
09:18Beat your guys.
09:19Yeah, Rayjean Rondo.
09:20In the bubble.
09:21He never shot like that again in his life.
09:23And by the way, we didn't have Bam.
09:24We didn't have Goran.
09:25They got lucky.
09:26I mean, you had Bam.
09:28We didn't have Bam.
09:29He had one arm, and he missed half the series.
09:33I mean—
09:34No, no, no, no, no, I mean.
09:35That's the facts.
09:36What?
09:37What's that?
09:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean.
09:40I need sleep.
09:42Huh?
09:42I need sleep.
09:43No, you're like—
09:44No, here's what happens when the Petty is closing in on you, that your hypocrisy is being exposed.
09:52I'm not hypocrisy.
09:53I'm not a hypocrite.
09:54I'm not.
09:55How am I a hypocrite?
09:57What am I hypocritic about?
09:58Some of the—
10:03You sound like everybody got that uncle that make up words, right?
10:11I'm glad you know.
10:13Why you think I laugh?
10:15Because back home, you always had one uncle that would come into the house like he was educated.
10:24And then he would talk, and somebody would say, that ain't even a word.
10:28Point for two.
10:30Schmeeth and Schmolnick says, you put the hippo in hypocrite.
10:36Wow.
10:37I mean, it was right there.
10:39Yeah.
10:39It was right there.
10:40Just a hanging meatball.
10:41He took the five wood.
10:43He took the five wood and hit that drive 350 yards right down the middle.
10:50Mm-mm-mm.
10:52Well, first of all, you got to, like—
10:57You're a little too petty.
10:58He started it.
11:00No, he didn't.
11:01He started it.
11:01He's always—
11:02Wait.
11:03Unlike you, he has been consistent with his petty.
11:09I don't like his style.
11:11Who?
11:11Van Gundy.
11:14Now, I don't know why he's petty.
11:16Leroy, let me ask you this, okay?
11:19And we all know this is business.
11:21Let's say you were the head coach, right?
11:23You always get on me for always wanting to let coaches go, especially when coaches have been successful.
11:29If you were a successful head coach and you got your team to a three games to two lead in
11:34the Eastern Conference Finals and your best player got hurt, couldn't play game six, which was a game you could
11:41have eliminated the Pistons, but you saved them just in case for a game seven and you lost.
11:47Cool.
11:48Then you start out the next year.
11:49You always say patience.
11:51Well, the Heat didn't have no patience.
11:52They fired his ass.
11:53And guess what?
11:54The firing of his ass was the right call because you know what happened later on?
11:58They won an NBA championship.
12:00But guess what?
12:04You didn't go from him to just some scrub.
12:10Right.
12:12So if Pat Riley is your boss and then he come down and say, I got this, that's a lot
12:18different than some of the other scenarios that have happened.
12:21But you don't.
12:23I get that.
12:23But the stain, there's a big stain on you.
12:26Oh, no.
12:27Here.
12:27That can't be unmarked.
12:29That can't be washed away or anything.
12:31And that's why I think that's where his pettiness comes from.
12:33The problem is him feelings got hurt.
12:37It's emotional.
12:39And I don't blame him.
12:40I would be hurt, too.
12:43Right.
12:43He probably got a ring.
12:45Hurt people hurt people.
12:46Right.
12:46So I think a lot of that coming, a lot of that is coming out.
12:52He doesn't probably, he's trying to hide it, but you can't hide the true you.
12:57You can't hide it.
12:58See, Toby, you don't never, you never hide the true you.
13:00You never hide it.
13:01You never hide it.
13:02I'm not petty while saying petty stuff.
13:05I am petty.
13:08You guys call it petty.
13:09I call it honest.
13:10I mean, I just, I feel how I feel.
13:13You think that it's tilted in some kind of scope.
13:15Oh, it's not tilted?
13:17Not tilted.
13:18What?
13:18Straight.
13:20Only straight towards certain people.
13:23Towards certain people.
13:25Whoever deserves it.
13:26Whoever deserves it.
13:28But that's not being honest.
13:31That's people you have a problem with.
13:32That's anybody that goes against your teams.
13:34Right.
13:35Or the things that you like.
13:36Right.
13:36Right now they look like they have some good points.
13:39Oh.
13:40Team stinks.
13:41Yeah, somebody said, I thought you were the self-proclaimed Pope of petty.
13:44I'm a different guy now.
13:45I'm not that guy anymore.
13:46Oh, my goodness.
13:46So you're not that guy.
13:47Why?
13:48Are you the archbishop?
13:49Post-post LeBron leaving us, I was Pope petty.
13:51I've grown.
13:52I've grown in a different way.
13:54No, you have.
13:54I have.
13:55I have.
13:56We're waiting for his comment now.
13:58Here he comes.
13:58I have.
13:59No, here we go.
14:00Now on the tee, Smeetha.
14:06Everybody's looking at the chat.
14:10You know what's funny?
14:11Smeetha and Date South are both at the tee right now.
14:13Ready to.
14:14Yeah.
14:14Yeah.
14:14This is one of those where they just let it go by like a meatball at batting practice.
14:18It's like that's too easy.
14:21And I know you keep throwing out that meatball just for them.
14:24They're not getting it.
14:25I love meatballs right now.
