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Chris Cooper knows he has a resting “grumpy neighbor” face, so it’s no surprise when AI calls him out for it. Watch as our Mavericks of Hollywood honoree gets roasted for his dad fashion and uncanny ability to look like he’s judging your life choices with just one eyebrow.  Read Chris Cooper’s full Mavericks of Hollywood profile here: esquire.com/chris-cooper  #ChrisCooper #MavericksofHollywood #ManvsRobot #Esquire

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00:00Chris Cooper dresses like he's got a lifetime subscription to Classic Dad Looks Monthly.

00:14Roast Chris Cooper. Chris Cooper has perfected the grumpy neighbor who's seen it all.

00:23It's surprising he hasn't been cast as a parking enforcement officer yet. His face alone could

00:28probably shut down a party faster than any bouncer. Would I agree? Somebody nailed it.

00:40John, you gotta park your boats and your broken down cars in the backyard so all my friends who

00:48I have over for lunch can see him. Thank you. What can Chris Cooper do better?

01:01Chris Cooper could maybe lighten up a bit like throw in a smile or two so we know he's not just

01:08auditioning to be everyone's intimidating uncle.

01:11Also mixing up the stern authority figure. Vibe wouldn't hurt. We get it. You're serious.

01:20Kind of totally wrong. Well, I won an academy award having done a comic piece. There.

01:31Roast Chris Cooper's fashion. Chris Cooper dresses like he's got a lifetime subscription to Classic

01:45Dad Looks Monthly. He rocks that. I'm here to remind you to mow the lawn. Vibe like it's haute couture,

01:55proving you don't need a fashion statement when you've got a serious glare.

01:58I could go with that. Can you say something nice about Chris Cooper?

02:11Chris Cooper has the rare talent of making you believe he's both the toughest guy in the room

02:17and the one who secretly baked the best cookies. Oh, God. I could only pray that. I have really

02:24tried to work against appearing to be a tough guy in the room, but I see what you mean.

02:31Thanks, Esquire, for having me. Thanks a bunch.

02:54Good luck today.

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