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Hikari may be named after light, but AI wastes no time calling out her gift for emotional devastation. Our Mavericks of Hollywood honoree gets roasted for her art-teacher chic fashion, moody silences, and uncanny ability to make a teacup feel like a gut punch.

Read Hikari’s full Mavericks of Hollywood profile here: esquire.com/hikari

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Transcript
00:00It's like critics sees one moody hallway shot and suddenly forget what the pacing is.
00:15Roast me baby! Roast Hikari. For someone named after light, Hikari sure knows how to emotionally
00:25whack an audience and leave them in the dark for days. So true. She looks like she's collecting tears.
00:35When our installation mission always accomplished. Oh, is this even roast? I kind of feel good about
00:43this. Thank you. I love you, Ba. That is so accurate. Is Hikari overrated? Here we go. That depends on who you ask.
00:55Hikari has mastered the art of turning emotional stillness into critical gold. Even when the
01:03plots on life support. It's like critics sees one moody hallway shot and suddenly forget what the
01:10pacing is. I mean, I am overrated though. Roast Hikari's fashion. Hikari dresses like she's
01:21permanently on her way to an open mic poetry night. An underground cafe that doesn't serve coffee.
01:28It's all oversized layers and art teacher chick. Like she's one scarf away from directing a ted talk
01:36on interpretive dance.
01:38It's kind of true. You are not wrong. Can you please say something nice about Hikari? Easy!
01:55Hikari has a real talent for turning quiet moments into emotional gut punches.
02:00Oh, she can make a teacup feel like a plot twist. She's basically the queen. Queen of subtle but
02:10devastating. Like if heartbreak were soft lining. Oh, cute. I do like make people cry, I guess.
02:18Yeah. I love you. Arigatou!
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