00:00I've never used a teleprompter in my entire life.
00:02I just have a very, um, specific cadence, I guess.
00:14Let's see what the robot has in store for me.
00:18Roast?
00:19Sean Evans.
00:21Sean Evans looks like the guy you'd cast as tech support in a sitcom,
00:24but somehow he's out here making celebrities weep with buffalo sauce and existential dread.
00:30He's got the energy of a substitute teacher who really did his research on Scoville units.
00:35Man so calm under pressure, you'd think he was born in a bottle of ranch dressing.
00:41When you got me, you got me.
00:43Is Sean Evans overrated?
00:47Sean Evans isn't overrated. He's just perfectly suited to a very specific lane.
00:51He may not be the most dynamic personality, but for what Hot Ones is,
00:55he's basically the final boss of spicy interviews.
00:58Red.
01:00Damn dude, really roasted my ass.
01:07Some truth in there though, I have to tip my cap.
01:15What can Sean Evans be doing better?
01:20Sean Evans could try interviewing like he's not reading off a teleprompter at gunpoint.
01:24A little unpredictability wouldn't kill the vibe, or maybe just let the wings do all the heavy lifting.
01:30All right, dude. Well, I'm 10 years into this shit. What is this? Your first fucking episode?
01:38I've never used a teleprompter in my entire life. I just have a very specific cadence, I guess.
01:52Sean Evans dresses like a guy who got lost on the way to a startup pitch and ended up on camera by accident.
02:04His fashion sense screams, I own six identical bomber jackets and no mirrors.
02:10I own four bomber jackets that are identical. So not six. I'm not a freak.
02:20Sean Evans is a master interviewer disguised as your chill cousin from Chicago. Smart, unshakable, and somehow hotter than the wings he serves.
02:35Well, we brought it full circle. All right. And I think that we had to go through those trying times in order for this moment at the end of the rainbow to taste so sweet.
02:46So happy I made it to the top of the mountain with the old pal. The view from the top is beautiful.
02:51Thanks for watching me get roasted on Esquire. The memory of it will forever be a positive one.
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