00:00Can you say something nice about Jovan Adepo?
00:08It's frozen.
00:17Let's see what this robot has to say.
00:20Roast Jovan Adepo.
00:24Jovan Adepo has the range of a serious actor
00:26in the face of someone who's clearly never been surprised
00:29by anything in his life.
00:32He's got that calm intensity,
00:34like he's permanently stuck rehearsing a speech
00:36nobody asked for.
00:37Seriously, relax.
00:38You're just ordering coffee.
00:41I feel seen.
00:43That's okay.
00:44This is cool.
00:46What can Jovan Adepo do better?
00:50Jovan Adepo looks like the guy who'd correct your grammar
00:53mid-argument and still win.
00:56He's got the vibe of someone who brings a monologue
00:58to game night and calls it just for fun.
01:00Honestly, if he doesn't fumble a role soon,
01:02we might have to assume he's powered by theater kid Wi-Fi.
01:07That's fucked up.
01:09But it's funny.
01:11Roast Jovan Adepo's fashion.
01:15Jovan Adepo's fashion choice to say,
01:17I woke up like this and yes, it took me three hours.
01:20He's got the effortless vibe.
01:22If by effortless you mean confused between casual
01:24and did I forget to change out of pajamas.
01:26Maybe one day he'll let us in on whether his style icon
01:29is a runway model or a lost tourist.
01:31Based on how I arrived today, I think this is fairly accurate.
01:35So I really can't get too pissed off at it.
01:37You know, we all have opportunities to get better every day.
01:39So fuck it.
01:41Can you say something nice about Jovan Adepo?
01:50It's frozen.
01:51No, I'm joking.
01:52Jovan Adepo has an effortless charm
01:54that makes every role feel genuine in every scene worth watching.
01:57Aw.
01:59That's cute.
02:00That's very sweet.
02:01That's what the fuck I thought.
02:07Exclamation.
02:10No, that was nice.
02:31That's not good.
02:32You feel so good.
02:33So I'm so happy to hear from you.
02:34That's what I thought in a strange shape.
02:40That's how you're wondering if
02:50you're hanging out with the transcript family.
02:54Don't let me know if you were like him.
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