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Jovan Adepo is ready to let AI roast his brooding intensity, polished charm, and suspiciously perfect outfits. Watch as the Mavericks of Hollywood honoree gets grilled for looking like he’s always mid-monologue—even when he’s just ordering coffee. Calm, composed, and maybe powered by theater kid Wi-Fi, Jovan admits the roast is pretty accurate, so he can’t be too mad about it.

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Transcript
00:00Can you say something nice about Jovan Adepo?
00:08It's frozen.
00:17Let's see what this robot has to say.
00:20Roast Jovan Adepo.
00:24Jovan Adepo has the range of a serious actor
00:26in the face of someone who's clearly never been surprised
00:29by anything in his life.
00:32He's got that calm intensity,
00:34like he's permanently stuck rehearsing a speech
00:36nobody asked for.
00:37Seriously, relax.
00:38You're just ordering coffee.
00:41I feel seen.
00:43That's okay.
00:44This is cool.
00:46What can Jovan Adepo do better?
00:50Jovan Adepo looks like the guy who'd correct your grammar
00:53mid-argument and still win.
00:56He's got the vibe of someone who brings a monologue
00:58to game night and calls it just for fun.
01:00Honestly, if he doesn't fumble a role soon,
01:02we might have to assume he's powered by theater kid Wi-Fi.
01:07That's fucked up.
01:09But it's funny.
01:11Roast Jovan Adepo's fashion.
01:15Jovan Adepo's fashion choice to say,
01:17I woke up like this and yes, it took me three hours.
01:20He's got the effortless vibe.
01:22If by effortless you mean confused between casual
01:24and did I forget to change out of pajamas.
01:26Maybe one day he'll let us in on whether his style icon
01:29is a runway model or a lost tourist.
01:31Based on how I arrived today, I think this is fairly accurate.
01:35So I really can't get too pissed off at it.
01:37You know, we all have opportunities to get better every day.
01:39So fuck it.
01:41Can you say something nice about Jovan Adepo?
01:50It's frozen.
01:51No, I'm joking.
01:52Jovan Adepo has an effortless charm
01:54that makes every role feel genuine in every scene worth watching.
01:57Aw.
01:59That's cute.
02:00That's very sweet.
02:01That's what the fuck I thought.
02:07Exclamation.
02:10No, that was nice.
02:31That's not good.
02:32You feel so good.
02:33So I'm so happy to hear from you.
02:34That's what I thought in a strange shape.
02:40That's how you're wondering if
02:50you're hanging out with the transcript family.
02:54Don't let me know if you were like him.
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