Teanna Trump s MIND BLOWING Interview

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6 months ago

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00:00:00You know what? They know me like this. I can look like this.

00:00:04No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world.

00:00:06And today, all of a sudden, all of a sudden,

00:00:08we got one of the most lit interviews that the people have just asked me for.

00:00:12You know you're one of the most requested interviews?

00:00:14Am I?

00:00:14Yeah.

00:00:15Nobody ever told me that shit.

00:00:16Really?

00:00:17You never see someone say like, oh, do No Jumper?

00:00:20I'm offended. I'm pissed.

00:00:22No, no, no, I have. And you know what made me fuck Trippie Red?

00:00:25Wow, okay, here we go.

00:00:26You know what made me fuck Trippie? You.

00:00:28Really?

00:00:28You commented on my shit and you were like, let Trippie smash or something.

00:00:32I swear to God, I was not going to let him smash.

00:00:34Really? Because he was going off just talking about you.

00:00:38He sort of just decided that you were the girl that he wanted to try to exercise his clout muscles

00:00:42and see if he could get with. And it worked.

00:00:46It worked after a week of him dick riding me.

00:00:50He was dick riding you? What was that like?

00:00:52I think he was posting me on his story.

00:00:54He made me his fucking Instagram picture.

00:00:56You know what I mean?

00:00:57Wow.

00:00:57So I feel like he had to definitely get it wet before he went in.

00:01:01It's so weird because that's always an option as a dude.

00:01:03Like if you're out here just trying to get some pussy that you could like fangirl about a girl

00:01:07and then she might be complimented enough that she would actually fuck you.

00:01:11I never got to that point in my life because I've had a girlfriend for like two and a half years.

00:01:14I think that she clouts you and gets you some...

00:01:18Okay.

00:01:19I'm not denying that.

00:01:20I'm just saying that I've never been in the position where sometimes you'll see a rapper and they'll be like...

00:01:24You know, they'll just pick some model and they'll just start posting her and just start saying...

00:01:27You know what's the super corny one?

00:01:28They'll be like, all my followers go tell blank, blank, blank that I want to fuck or that I'll treat her right type shit.

00:01:35I've seen it.

00:01:35You've seen it.

00:01:36I've seen it.

00:01:36I don't like it.

00:01:37I don't like it either.

00:01:38It's corny as fuck.

00:01:38It is.

00:01:39It's generic.

00:01:39Don't put her on a pedestal.

00:01:41But then again...

00:01:42But it worked for Trippie.

00:01:43That's the only reason he got pussy.

00:01:44Yeah.

00:01:45So good job, Trippie.

00:01:46So when a guy like Trippie Red hits you up and he's a famous rapper and everything, there's not like a bone in your body that's just like, you know what?

00:01:52I'm going to bless him.

00:01:54I'm going to gift him with this ass.

00:01:55Never.

00:01:56You're not attracted to the face tattoos and the red dreadlocks.

00:01:59I mean...

00:02:01It's okay, but not exactly nothing.

00:02:08Mm-hmm.

00:02:09Mm-mm.

00:02:09It's not like your main type?

00:02:10Mm-mm.

00:02:11I want a big boy to pick me up and fuck me.

00:02:13You want a Jason Love.

00:02:15Ooh.

00:02:16Why did you just say that name?

00:02:18Because I was just looking at...

00:02:19What are you even saying about, bitch?

00:02:19I was just looking at your Twitter and I just saw him fucking railing you out over and over and over going through your Twitter.

00:02:25Jason is my masterpiece.

00:02:29Really?

00:02:30Well, I feel like I haven't had a lot of good dick lately because I was out of porn for two years.

00:02:34Yeah.

00:02:34So me trying to find good dick, it was...

00:02:36Man, it was trash.

00:02:38The guys would comment and be like, oh, I got a bigger dick than so-and-so.

00:02:41And then I would go there.

00:02:42Trash.

00:02:43But Jason, baby.

00:02:45I'm finna get off birth control.

00:02:46I swear to God we talk about it.

00:02:51You want to have a baby with him.

00:02:53I'm lusting right now.

00:02:54Really?

00:02:55That's how good his...

00:02:56But I think maybe I'm sexually frustrated.

00:02:59Probably?

00:03:00Maybe?

00:03:01Because a lot of the sex I do is for usually the men or the man.

00:03:05Listen, if you have to ask me if I have cummed yet, bitch, I didn't cum.

00:03:10So you're basically talking about the porn world.

00:03:13When you have sex in that environment, it's all about them.

00:03:15That's how you feel?

00:03:16I do.

00:03:17They don't do enough pussy eating.

00:03:19Really?

00:03:19And even when they do, it's more like...

00:03:21It's like the look of it.

00:03:24So you want an artist.

00:03:25So you want somebody who's really going to dig in and just go crazy on that box, right?

00:03:31I mean, me and my girlfriend have this issue as well, too.

00:03:34She feels like I don't eat her pussy enough.

00:03:36I do it, but apparently, you know, the frequency is just not...

00:03:38Like, you suck dick more than he?

00:03:40Hell yeah.

00:03:41Man.

00:03:41That's wrong?

00:03:43In a relationship, I would kind of say so.

00:03:46She should be able to starfish sometimes.

00:03:48Starfish.

00:03:48Because you get to starfish.

00:03:49Just sort of sprawl out and just let me just go to town?

00:03:52Because I'm sure you do it.

00:03:53I'm sure he gets to starfish, bitch.

00:03:54Oh, yeah.

00:03:55Whoever gets to be the laziest in sex is the one who's, like, exerting the most power.

00:03:59Swear.

00:04:00Whoever's the laziest wins.

00:04:01Yeah, that's the alpha.

00:04:02That's alpha male.

00:04:03You get to be really, really lazy sexually.

00:04:06Are you an alpha male?

00:04:07I don't know exactly if I want to say yes to that.

00:04:10That sounds kind of weird.

00:04:12That's not weird.

00:04:13Yeah.

00:04:13Well, okay.

00:04:14I'm definitely a control freak.

00:04:15I definitely, like, want to have shit my way.

00:04:18If it's not my way, then I'm pissed and I need to manipulate the situation.

00:04:22I definitely am not trying to have anybody sort of, like, one-upping me.

00:04:24I know myself enough to know that, like, yeah, I do definitely have a desire to be, like,

00:04:29in charge of the situation.

00:04:31Okay.

00:04:33Deep throat or no?

00:04:35Do I deep throat?

00:04:36Deep throat or no?

00:04:37No.

00:04:38No.

00:04:39How do you like it?

00:04:40How do I like getting head?

00:04:42Explain it.

00:04:42Yeah, slobber's great.

00:04:43Deep throat is great.

00:04:44Sure.

00:04:44I mean, those are just, like, the basic ways of a good blowjob.

00:04:47It's not, like, options.

00:04:48Well, I heard this guy was talking to me and he was like, I hate when girls suck the balls

00:04:51and they're like, or like, something like that.

00:04:53Oh, I hate that, too.

00:04:54Oh, my God.

00:04:54You're right.

00:04:55But in porn, they want us to do that.

00:04:56So I was like, fuck, dude, I've been doing this shit all along.

00:04:59Yeah.

00:04:59And it's low-key been hurting him.

00:05:00Yeah.

00:05:02It's low-key been hurting him.

00:05:03Right?

00:05:04Doesn't it hurt?

00:05:05Well, it hurts me personally, but I also feel like I have sensitive balls.

00:05:08Oh.

00:05:09And you know what's funny is that, like, my girlfriend knows, but every time we hook up

00:05:12with Riley, which at this point is probably, like, four or five times, every time she'll

00:05:16go and do some aggressive-ass ball-sucking move and then she'll be like, oh, I almost

00:05:20forgot he has sensitive balls.

00:05:21She just points it out right away.

00:05:24That's funny.

00:05:24I have sensitive balls because I smashed myself in the nutsack with my bike seat so

00:05:28hard that I came blood for four days.

00:05:31Really?

00:05:31Yes.

00:05:32Well, not all blood, but there was blood in my cum.

00:05:34You swear to God?

00:05:35Swear to God.

00:05:36What the fuck, dude?

00:05:37Yeah.

00:05:38Ew.

00:05:39Is that gross?

00:05:40How would you feel if it didn't nut it and there was blood in it?

00:05:43I probably wouldn't say shit because I'd be awkward, kind of.

00:05:45So you're just really with the business.

00:05:47I'm with the business.

00:05:48I'm with the shit.

00:05:48I've seen some crazy shit.

00:05:50Like what?

00:05:51Give me an example.

00:05:53Okay.

00:05:53Not to name any names.

00:05:55Can you turn her mic up or something, Chris?

00:05:57Not to name any names.

00:05:58Okay.

00:05:59Okay.

00:06:00I don't know if I should say this, but this other-

00:06:01Just wild out, yeah.

00:06:02Oh my God.

00:06:02Okay.

00:06:02So I went and had sex with this rapper guy.

00:06:05I will not say who it is.

00:06:06Super popular.

00:06:07And I remember he had a bunch of hair on his dick.

00:06:09Okay.

00:06:10And we did it in the dark.

00:06:11So I remember like, he had a really small penis.

00:06:13I remember touching it and feeling some like weird object over on the left.

00:06:18I don't know what the fuck it was.

00:06:19I got tested after and I was good, but the shit felt like a mountain.

00:06:23No, I'm not even kidding.

00:06:23Like, it was like, yo, something was here.

00:06:26It was big.

00:06:27On his dick, he might've had some sort of cancerous blob or-

00:06:30And then the other day I fucked this football player.

00:06:34Oh, he had the same shit.

00:06:35It was like a big old something near the shaft.

00:06:38We're like, you know how you hold it to like hold it up?

00:06:40Yeah.

00:06:41Right around that area.

00:06:42It was hard.

00:06:43But I didn't look.

00:06:44I didn't turn the lights on.

00:06:45I didn't want to know.

00:06:46Wow.

00:06:46I was like, I just don't want to know.

00:06:47That sounds crazy.

00:06:48I've never heard of that.

00:06:49Me either.

00:06:50Two dicks, maybe?

00:06:52I don't know.

00:06:53It was just-

00:06:53Blueface said he has two dicks.

00:06:55Yeah, right.

00:06:56Well, but he was talking about like his actual dick and then his gun because they call a gun

00:06:59a dick.

00:07:00Okay.

00:07:00Yeah.

00:07:01I thought maybe he was saying he had a big old dick.

00:07:03Wait, but there's a question.

00:07:03Would you smash Blueface?

00:07:05If you would have put me in Tatiana.

00:07:08He had a whole bunch of regular ass girls that I know in that video.

00:07:10I would have been perfect for Tatiana.

00:07:12Are you kidding me?

00:07:13Yeah.

00:07:14I was wondering why I wasn't hit up for that.

00:07:16Take me back to young Tiana Trump.

00:07:18When did you, like what was your sexuality like as a young'un?

00:07:22Like how did it come into bloom?

00:07:24Well, okay.

00:07:25So I remember when I was really young, I had lied to all my friends and told them that I

00:07:28had had sex.

00:07:29So I felt the need to, I felt like I had to have sex.

00:07:31You were one of them.

00:07:32Yeah, and then after I did, I felt like guys liked when girls had a lot of sex.

00:07:37I was totally wrong because like then I got called like thought and you're going to die

00:07:42of AIDS and all this dumb shit.

00:07:43But I literally was just fucking everybody.

00:07:46I loved it.

00:07:47Even when you were, when did you lose your virginity?

00:07:48How old were you?

00:07:49Really young.

00:07:50Six?

00:07:50No, I was in middle school.

00:07:52Really?

00:07:52Yeah.

00:07:53Oh my God.

00:07:53But that wasn't, when I left middle school, I had like 30 something partners.

00:07:57Man, I took off in high school.

00:07:58I would drive to Notre Dame.

00:07:59I would drive, those are like colleges.

00:08:01IU.

00:08:01Man, all of them.

00:08:02And I would just fuck everybody.

00:08:03So all these guys got statutory rape cases that they don't know about?

00:08:06I was, no.

00:08:08Well, maybe, maybe, maybe.

00:08:11Yeah, they do.

00:08:12But man, it don't count.

00:08:15I mean.

00:08:15I was down.

00:08:16It's nice that you're not going to report them and that they're not going to go to jail

00:08:19for it.

00:08:19But I just wanted to point that out is that like their lives could have potentially been

00:08:22ruined.

00:08:23You know what's crazy?

00:08:24No, totally.

00:08:24So the person that like got me, got me, got me into porn was a Pacers player.

00:08:28I was 16 years old.

00:08:29And now he hit me up on Instagram.

00:08:31So we had been, and I had, we have pictures, we have videos of me 16 and having sex with

00:08:35this man.

00:08:35I'm not 16 is age consent though.

00:08:37So he's good, but it's not on Twitter, but okay.

00:08:40Yeah, I know.

00:08:41Right.

00:08:41You're like, ah, fuck assholes.

00:08:43But I literally, I told him like a couple of years ago, I was like, how old do you think

00:08:47I am?

00:08:48And he said some dumb shit, like 26, 20.

00:08:51I was like, no.

00:08:52And when I met you, I was 16.

00:08:54He like, cause he would videotape me.

00:08:55Did he freak out?

00:08:57No.

00:08:57When he realized that all those videotapes were child porn?

00:08:59No.

00:08:59Okay.

00:09:00And he still shows me them and a hacker got ahold of them.

00:09:04No one ever did.

00:09:05We never had it blown up.

00:09:06And he's a really famous person.

00:09:07You have a no snitching policy, I'm guessing.

00:09:10Yeah.

00:09:10Have you ever tried to air a guy out, really?

00:09:13No, but I've been thinking about it.

00:09:15Really?

00:09:16Yeah, cause there's this one, I let this one famous athlete log into my Instagram and my

00:09:20Twitter, cause he said he was going to help me out with business.

00:09:23No, he went on there and was messaging men.

00:09:26Hey, messaging men acting like me, but he was like, I got a new number.

00:09:30Hit me up.

00:09:30I got a new iPhone 10.

00:09:31And he would message him, ask them for like videos.

00:09:34I'm talking about top five highest paid basketball player.

00:09:37Wait a minute.

00:09:38So this guy wanted men to send him naked videos of themselves.

00:09:43Them fucking girls or, or him jacking off or anything.

00:09:47He could no money or no shit.

00:09:48But.

00:09:48And so this guy is low key gay and the world doesn't know about it.

00:09:51Swear to God.

00:09:52You just said top five earning basketball players.

00:09:55That's a pretty small little demographic right there.

00:09:58But I don't, no one would ever know cause I don't follow anybody.

00:10:00Well, dude, there's somebody out there who's going to figure out.

00:10:02Just such a small category.

00:10:03I'm not even kidding.

00:10:04And fuck you.

00:10:05You know who you are.

00:10:06Hit up like slam magazine or some shit.

00:10:09Uh, cameras right there.

00:10:09Yeah.

00:10:10No, I'm, Ooh, I'm so pissed off about that shit right now.

00:10:12You're pissed off about the fact that he utilized your Instagram to do this.

00:10:15What kind of trust and ass bitch are you that you were just letting somebody use your Instagram?

00:10:20Cause he said he was going to help me.

00:10:21Right.

00:10:22Oh, right.

00:10:22With business.

00:10:22And then the, so I, I didn't know my Instagram password.

00:10:24So I was like, try softball 19.

00:10:27Try this.

00:10:28You know, like they were all these stupid passwords.

00:10:29So he took the fucking passwords and went and logged into my Snapchat.

00:10:33Oh my God.

00:10:34So he saved all my videos so it could look like it was him.

00:10:37So he was, he was on it and he told me cause I logged him out of all my shit.

00:10:41And this is a rich man.

00:10:42And this is his hobby.

00:10:43Super rich.

00:10:43Yes.

00:10:43This is his hobby.

00:10:44These dudes are sick fucks.

00:10:45I swear.

00:10:46He told me if I didn't give him my logins back that he was going to take over my entire

00:10:49cell phone number.

00:10:50Holy shit.

00:10:51So there's that.

00:10:52Wow.

00:10:53There's some weird guys out there, huh?

00:10:54Is that one of the weirdest things that you've run into in terms of just these creepy ass

00:10:57dudes out there?

00:10:59Uh, no.

00:11:02Dude, my Uber driver on the way here was being extra.

00:11:04Right.

00:11:05He was like, yeah, I just need my nipples rubbed.

00:11:06I just like bit a little bit and then I'll cut, I'll nut after that.

00:11:09And I'm like, oh, you know, like, did you say anything to encourage him saying this?

00:11:12Yeah.

00:11:12What were you saying?

00:11:13I was like, I don't know.

00:11:14A lot of guys that like that.

00:11:15Yeah.

00:11:15You just got to look at it and bite it a little bit.

00:11:17How do you even start talking about sex with an Uber driver though?

00:11:19He picked me up from a porn office.

00:11:22And he knew.

00:11:23So he was like, and then he was asking me a bunch of questions like, what do you do

00:11:25for a living?

00:11:26I felt like he already knew.

00:11:27Oh.

00:11:28So I just busted it out.

00:11:29You just started talking sexy to him?

00:11:30Yeah.

00:11:31And you were just praying that he wasn't going to lock you in the car and drive you to Arizona

00:11:34and bury you in the desert?

00:11:35Man, I wish he would try.

00:11:37Really?

00:11:37You think you'd fuck him up?

00:11:38I would fuck him up.

00:11:39You think you'd fuck me up?

00:11:40I believe so.

00:11:41In a fight?

00:11:42I think that he would have me hands up, but as soon as it went to the ground, it's over.

00:11:45My legs lock.

00:11:46Your legs lock.

00:11:48I think my jujitsu background is probably stronger than yours.

00:11:50I've done a lot of jujitsu.

00:11:51Have you really?

00:11:53I'm sorry, you're on ground control, she said.

00:11:56What belt?

00:11:57You know, they never wanted to give me a belt because it doesn't have to be that official.

00:12:00I kind of wanted to sneak on someone.

00:12:01Suck dick for a black belt?

00:12:03She just has a black belt that she just scammed her way into.

00:12:05Swear.

00:12:06That's a good idea.

00:12:08Eddie Bravo hands it over.

00:12:09I'm not a fucking black belt, but I-

00:12:12But you're legit.

00:12:13Well, that actually, you know what?

00:12:14That would be a good YouTube video, doing jujitsu against porn stars.

00:12:19Although, I don't know of any other ones that claim to have any kind of background.

00:12:23You might want to come ready, though.

00:12:24Because I don't want anyone to embarrass you.

00:12:25You're supposed to be, you know, Adam.

00:12:27You're supposed to be-

00:12:28But I think that the-

00:12:29The alpha.

00:12:29I think that the response from the fans would be really good if you did tap me out.

00:12:33I think that's what they want to see.

00:12:34They definitely don't want to see me crack your ankle or something.

00:12:37That would be bad for business.

00:12:39True, true, true.

00:12:40Okay.

00:12:40Wait, did you ever date a jujitsu guy?

00:12:43Yes.

00:12:44Oh, I've been seeing sexy ones in the little shorts.

00:12:46So you got the UFC fighters under your belt.

00:12:48Mm-hmm.

00:12:48There's one that hits me up now.

00:12:49He's real cute.

00:12:50Really?

00:12:51But I was scared to date him because I bet he would beat my ass.

00:12:53Conor McGregor?

00:12:54No.

00:12:55He works with Conor, though.

00:12:56He works for him.

00:12:57Well, that's narrowed down.

00:12:59No, Conor has like 30 plus people on his freaking Instagram page.

00:13:03He should, yeah.

00:13:05Yeah.

00:13:06Crazy.

00:13:06So, okay, you started thought and at a very young age.

00:13:09Yeah.

00:13:09And in high school, you were driving to Notre Dame to smash the whole football team.

00:13:13Four hours.

00:13:13How were you even making these connections?

00:13:16Well, I only needed to get in, so I'll even say his name because he knows.

00:13:20Lewis Nix played for Notre Dame.

00:13:21We were like dating a little bit when I was in high school and stuff.

00:13:24So he was like my, like, get into the shit because then I was around his friends.

00:13:28And then I started seeing like who's popular.

00:13:30Then I started being a crazy whore and like looking up like the top 15 recruits.

00:13:34And I would stalk them and like drive to their games and shit.

00:13:38Was it anything about the game itself or was it just that you were attracted to the fact

00:13:42that they were popular and rich and big deals theoretically?

00:13:45And I was like, they probably have big dicks.

00:13:47So have you always just been on a hunt for big dick?

00:13:50Not even big dick.

00:13:51Really just good dick.

00:13:52Really?

00:13:53Yeah.

00:13:53Define good dick.

00:13:54It can't just be big.

00:13:55You got to make me cum at least three plus times.

00:13:57Wow.

00:13:58How long does it take you to cum on average?

00:14:01I think it's very fast.

00:14:02I feel like I'm fucking boring.

00:14:03Um, I feel like it's like, well, it depends if like he's fucking me and I'm doing it with

00:14:07my, myself or like, like, you know, I feel like two, three minutes.

00:14:13Right.

00:14:13But you seem like you're probably one of those girls whose vagina is just like overflowing

00:14:17and erupting and it makes it hard to keep fucking because all of a sudden it's just,

00:14:20you know what I mean?

00:14:23Yeah, I do know what you mean.

00:14:24Yeah.

00:14:25I could be one of those.

00:14:27I might be.

00:14:28So, okay.

00:14:30But like, have you always just stayed, have you always been motivated to, to continue

00:14:34thoughting?

00:14:35Like, is this just always been something that just like stood out to you as like one of

00:14:38your main pursuits in life?

00:14:39Or do you ever think about leaving the game behind?

00:14:41I don't want to leave it now.

00:14:43And I don't know what I would do.

00:14:45I'm just going to do this shit for a while.

00:14:46How old are you?

00:14:4723.

00:14:4823.

00:14:49Okay.

00:14:49Let's talk about getting into porn.

00:14:50I was 18.

00:14:5118.

00:14:51And as soon as you turned 18, you were just like, let's get into it.

00:14:55No.

00:14:56It was in November.

00:14:57It was Thanksgiving break.

00:14:58I remember like around that time, one of my friends was like, you can get paid for laundry

00:15:01modeling.

00:15:02It was a fucking lie.

00:15:03I Googled it.

00:15:04And you were in Florida?

00:15:05I was in Indiana.

00:15:06Indiana.

00:15:06That's where you're from.

00:15:07Uh-huh.

00:15:07Oh, I love a Hoosier.

00:15:08Okay.

00:15:08Yeah.

00:15:09Yeah.

00:15:09And I Googled it, found an agent.

00:15:12It was for fucking porn, but I just went out and did a solo scene.

00:15:16I liked it.

00:15:16The dudes were fucking weird though.

00:15:18They totally got over on me.

00:15:19I fucked one of the, the, the PAs, uh, did a bunch of free shit because you were supposed

00:15:24to, or because I was new and I didn't know, they were just trying to holler at you and

00:15:27you were just down.

00:15:28And they were like, this is a pretty girl.

00:15:29We're about to do everything.

00:15:30And this was in Indiana.

00:15:32No, they flew me out to Arizona.

00:15:33Oh, okay.

00:15:34For new biles.

00:15:35New biles.

00:15:36I think that's what it's called.

00:15:37Right.

00:15:37New biles.

00:15:38So they flew you out and this was your first porn scene.

00:15:40And were you just having a great time?

00:15:41You enjoyed it a lot?

00:15:42Yeah.

00:15:43I mean, I was fucking everybody.

00:15:44Right.

00:15:45I didn't think anything about it, but now I'm like, yo, they got some good ass footage

00:15:49out there of me, man.

00:15:50Right.

00:15:50Some of my first evers.

00:15:52Cause I, I, it was only for a solo scene and I fucked one of the guys.

00:15:55So he technically has my first porn scene.

00:15:57How much were you getting paid at this time?

00:15:59Nothing.

00:15:59I probably got like $500 for that.

00:16:01Wow.

00:16:02And so how'd you get more deep into that?

00:16:05Just came with that skill.

00:16:07Yeah.

00:16:07You think you just impressed everybody about how good you were?

00:16:10Uh, really?

00:16:13I think that me going to jail kind of helped.

00:16:16So you don't think you were that big before the prison thing?

00:16:18I, I don't, I feel like I was like mediocre and then like the prison thing, like really

00:16:22like just put it on another level.

00:16:24Okay.

00:16:25So let's talk about the prison situation.

00:16:27What happened?

00:16:28I went to prison.

00:16:29Moving packs.

00:16:30Yeah.

00:16:30Six pounds to Memphis.

00:16:31We got pulled over in Oklahoma.

00:16:33Driving from where?

00:16:34LA to Oklahoma.

00:16:34I mean to Memphis.

00:16:36LA to Memphis with six pounds in the trunk?

00:16:38Yeah.

00:16:38Okay.

00:16:39And why were you doing this?

00:16:40Were you just with some dude who was doing it?

00:16:41Yes.

00:16:42It was my ex-boyfriend.

00:16:42I didn't need the money.

00:16:43He needed it.

00:16:44That was his like little thing he had going on, but I felt like.

00:16:47Driving all the way to Memphis for six pounds is some petty ass shit, right?

00:16:50That's what I'm saying.

00:16:51It was a 27 hour drive.

00:16:53So we would split it.

00:16:55So I was driving and I had got pulled over for not singling 150 feet.

00:16:59So I felt like I was the reason we got in trouble.

00:17:02So you seem like straight up, like if, if a guy starts dating you and he's got any kind

00:17:06of criminal enterprise, you're just down.

00:17:08You'd just be bagging up Coke for him.

00:17:09You'd be doing whatever.

00:17:10Because you drove the six pounds.

00:17:12Maybe.

00:17:14I'm not going to say that.

00:17:15I don't want people to use me out here.

00:17:16What kind of game did this guy have that he had you?

00:17:20Not shit.

00:17:20He was a porn star.

00:17:21He was a nobody.

00:17:22I met him when I was brand new to porn.

00:17:25So I was 18.

00:17:26So he scooped me quick.

00:17:27And then I liked his ass.

00:17:29Ew.

00:17:29Now I look back and I'm like, why did I date him?

00:17:32That's so embarrassing.

00:17:32Right.

00:17:33And so then you ended up doing how long in prison for this?

00:17:35Six months.

00:17:36Six months.

00:17:37I did, I did 15 days in jail and then they took my ass to prison.

00:17:40It was so ridiculous.

00:17:42How was it?

00:17:43I mean, it was just like a big ass bootcamp.

00:17:47I mean, it was really scary and it was really hard, but the best way I could explain it is

00:17:50like a big ass bootcamp and the bitches there look like men.

00:17:53They have facial hair like you.

00:17:55They shaved for so many years.

00:17:57Bitch, they have that shit carved up and everything.

00:17:59Really?

00:17:59They were, they were, I was like, give me another month or two and I might fuck one of them.

00:18:03Were you fucking bitches in jail?

00:18:04I didn't.

00:18:04At all.

00:18:05I was so close.

00:18:06No.

00:18:07Why?

00:18:07Because they said that a lot of them have AIDS because it's like a, it's a big, think about

00:18:11it.

00:18:11It's a big fishbowl and everyone, a lot of the lifers, you know, they're in there forever.

00:18:15One person gets AIDS, just infest the whole fishbowl.

00:18:18Yeah.

00:18:18And they got you around all these scumbags that have been there forever, huh?

00:18:20Yeah.

00:18:20Wow.

00:18:21I was at Mabel Bassett, one of the worst.

00:18:23It's a private owned prison.

00:18:24It's not state ran.

00:18:25So private owned, they don't have to meet certain expectations like state would have to.

00:18:29So it was really shitty, super stupid.

00:18:32Holy shit.

00:18:33I'm running away.

00:18:33Did you feel like they were going to take advantage of you against your will?

00:18:37Maybe sometimes, but only when I was alone, but I would try not to be alone.

00:18:43Right.

00:18:44Yeah.

00:18:44Like the big, big diesel like bitches.

00:18:46Fuck.

00:18:46Yeah.

00:18:46So you were just masturbating in jail?

00:18:49I, you know, I.

00:18:50Oh, you fucked the COs.

00:18:52No.

00:18:53And I'm, I would have, I swear to God, I would have for a bag of McDonald's.

00:18:56So where to God?

00:18:57I would have done anything, but they never offered.

00:19:00And they only found out who I was the last two months.

00:19:03So I didn't have them.

00:19:04And you know, they were like a little bit each day, like, Oh, Tiana.

00:19:07Oh, can I get an autograph?

00:19:08No.

00:19:09Oh, we'll let you out of your room for a couple extra hours.

00:19:12So if I would have been there a couple more months, probably wouldn't have fucking, probably

00:19:15wouldn't have been too bad either.

00:19:16Like, I mean, after waiting that long, you know, fuck some random security guard.

00:19:20Fuck it.

00:19:20Yeah.

00:19:21He would have got his life fucked up.

00:19:22Not like, not, I'm not saying like criminally, but.

00:19:24No, because then he wouldn't be able to fuck his wife anymore because he would have seen

00:19:26what that good good was like.

00:19:28Swear to God.

00:19:29He would have came back to work.

00:19:30She would have been like, honey, why don't you want to fuck when you get home?

00:19:32Right.

00:19:33Swear.

00:19:34And she's going to be like, are you fucking the prisoners again?

00:19:37Dude.

00:19:38Man, there was a guy like a year before I was there.

00:19:40That was fucking a bunch of them.

00:19:42And he ended up getting AIDS from them and giving it to his wife.

00:19:45So there was a whole thing about like, you know, cause she.

00:19:47Oh no.

00:19:47She's, he's in prison now.

00:19:48Cause he's a, that's like a sex offender.

00:19:50I think if you fuck someone that's incarcerated.

00:19:51You can't fuck a prisoner.

00:19:52That makes sense to me.

00:19:53Yeah.

00:19:53So he's like in jail or some shit now.

00:19:55And he got a charge for giving his wife that.

00:19:57Yeah.

00:19:58So like, that's why I was like, fuck, I don't know if I should do it.

00:20:00Yeah.

00:20:01It's a big life decision right there.

00:20:03So were you done with this dude as soon as you went in?

00:20:05Or were you continuing to speak to him through prison?

00:20:07Well, I would call him sometimes.

00:20:08Cause I would be like, this is your fucking fault, you know, like just bit to him.

00:20:12But, uh, no, we broke up way before I went to prison.

00:20:14So then was the deal that you couldn't do porn or anything for a certain period of time

00:20:19after that, after your bid?

00:20:21Yeah.

00:20:21They wouldn't let me.

00:20:23What is the specific terms of that?

00:20:25How are they allowed to tell you that you can't do something that's legal?

00:20:27So here they, so cause I'm in Indiana and it's illegal.

00:20:30So she wouldn't give me permission to leave the state for porn.

00:20:33And if I did, she would violate me cause I lied about the reason I was leaving.

00:20:37Yeah.

00:20:37They were cunts.

00:20:38They just don't like porn.

00:20:39I'm guessing the courts, especially Indiana and Oklahoma.

00:20:42They were like, what do you do?

00:20:43You need to stay out of there.

00:20:45Oh, where?

00:20:46Just the flyover states in general.

00:20:48Oh, I'm in Baltimore now.

00:20:48I'm in the hood.

00:20:49Why?

00:20:50Uh, cause I grew up around like around all white folk.

00:20:53So I feel like I want to be around my black folk and like, I don't get it.

00:20:56We got plenty of black people out here.

00:20:58But Atlanta, there's a lot of better places than Baltimore.

00:21:00I'm thinking.

00:21:01So Baltimore city can't afford, uh, what's the things where you're going so fast and it

00:21:05can catch you on a picture?

00:21:05They don't have that out here either.

00:21:07Or what's it called when a cop is like.

00:21:09The thing where it takes a picture of you while you're driving and tells you.

00:21:11Yeah.

00:21:12Well, and the cops in the city don't have radars.

00:21:14So you can go as fast as you fucking want.

00:21:17In Baltimore.

00:21:17In the city though.

00:21:18Only in the city.

00:21:18What are you in a fucking fast and furious movie or something?

00:21:20You just want to drive around fast all the time?

00:21:22I love race cars.

00:21:23I swear.

00:21:24Wow.

00:21:24Okay.

00:21:25And it's also like, there's so much more word about murders.

00:21:28Like right now they're not, no one's getting, uh, no possession charges that the DA just

00:21:34talked about it.

00:21:34They're not doing any of that shit no more.

00:21:35And it's not even legal there.

00:21:36You know, I just interviewed a rapper named Shorty Shorty from Baltimore who's blowing

00:21:39up right now.

00:21:41Ooh.

00:21:41And the chorus on his song, I will introduce you, but the chorus on his song is bitch,

00:21:45you a dog and your home girls too, which I'm thinking is actually, it might've been

00:21:50about you.

00:21:50I wish he would.

00:21:53I wish he would.

00:21:54What's his name again?

00:21:55Shorty Shorty.

00:21:55Yeah.

00:21:55And I'll put a dick sucking video of me sucking his dick on Twitter next week.

00:21:59He's probably down.

00:22:00I'm just kidding.

00:22:01No, he's a cool guy though.

00:22:01I don't know what his dick game is like or anything, but he's a cool looking dude.

00:22:04You might want, you might be interested.

00:22:06And he's in Baltimore for real?

00:22:07Yeah.

00:22:07He's from Baltimore.

00:22:08Ooh.

00:22:09He's from the grimy shit.

00:22:10Okay.

00:22:11It is grimy.

00:22:12That's what I'm saying.

00:22:12It's grimy as fuck.

00:22:13I've been to Baltimore a hell of times.

00:22:14I just can't imagine why you would want to spend your time to ride BMX back in the day.

00:22:18We ride bikes and we're just, oh yeah, we're just riding everywhere.

00:22:23You ever heard of 12 o'clock boys?

00:22:24Yeah.

00:22:24The motorcycle guys, right?

00:22:26Or the fucking little ring round.

00:22:27Yes.

00:22:27They're sexy.

00:22:29You like that?

00:22:29I do like that.

00:22:30Are you seeing?

00:22:31Because it's illegal and I feel like it's just like, ah.

00:22:33You seem like you're just hell bent on infiltrating every subculture that the world has and

00:22:40just fucking all the participants in it.

00:22:42I can't wait until you get into the politics world and just smash a bunch of senators.

00:22:47I already have.

00:22:47Wow.

00:22:48Really?

00:22:50Man.

00:22:51Wait till the mics are off.

00:22:53Wait till these mics go off.

00:22:55Did you fuck Trump, but you signed like a better NDA than Stormy?

00:22:58I wish.

00:22:59I'm going to get him when he gets out though.

00:23:01Really?

00:23:01I'm going to get him.

00:23:02You would smash Trump even though you know he's got a little shrimp dick?

00:23:04Yeah.

00:23:05Because it's Trump.

00:23:06Yeah.

00:23:07Oh, right.

00:23:07The other Trump.

00:23:08And I feel like he's so fucking old that he wouldn't know if I had a little video popping

00:23:11out the corner.

00:23:13There's so much technology.

00:23:15I'll put some fucking glasses on.

00:23:16The camera, the Shazams or whatever.

00:23:19I'm not Shazam, but what are the spectacles?

00:23:21Oh, the Snapchat spectacles?

00:23:21I don't think he would know, man.

00:23:23Right.

00:23:23No, he wouldn't know what the fuck was going on.

00:23:25I better get him.

00:23:26There's no way.

00:23:26I just want to say before we even get too much further into this, this hoodie is now available

00:23:30from NoJumper.com.

00:23:31So head on over there.

00:23:32It's available for like next week.

00:23:33And we have the t-shirt version and the sweatpants version.

00:23:36You can get it too.

00:23:37Do I?

00:23:38You can get it.

00:23:38Is it here?

00:23:39Yeah, we have it.

00:23:40All right.

00:23:40And also, I'm going to be honest with you.

00:23:41Your shirt has holes in it.

00:23:42It looks like you've been playing with a rabbit.

00:23:44I bought it like this.

00:23:45It looks like it's from Forever 21.

00:23:46Where's that from?

00:23:47Probably.

00:23:49Probably.

00:23:49And I got this shit.

00:23:50This was probably like seven years old.

00:23:52Okay.

00:23:52I like wearing like vintage.

00:23:53Seven years old?

00:23:55Yeah.

00:23:56My own vintage.

00:23:57Okay.

00:23:58No, I swear to God.

00:23:59I only got one of these.

00:24:02It's just poking out the side.

00:24:03Yeah.

00:24:03So what the fuck did you do in Indiana for a year and a half?

00:24:09I wasn't there.

00:24:10You weren't?

00:24:11No.

00:24:12Where were you?

00:24:13Baltimore.

00:24:14Oh, but that's where you got to stay while you were doing the probation thing?

00:24:17Mm-mm.

00:24:17You were dipping off.

00:24:18Mm-hmm.

00:24:19Why?

00:24:19Did you just love Baltimore that much?

00:24:21Well, here's the thing.

00:24:23When I got out of prison, they wanted me to go back to Indiana to do probation.

00:24:27I haven't lived in Indiana for like three years.

00:24:28So I was like.

00:24:28What are you going to do there?

00:24:29Exactly.

00:24:30Nothing.

00:24:30So I lived there.

00:24:32And I would fly back every month for meetings.

00:24:34Oh, okay.

00:24:35And I was just always on time.

00:24:36I always, you know, I didn't ever fail a drug test.

00:24:37I was on it.

00:24:38Oh.

00:24:39But yeah.

00:24:39So did you have to start smoking weed and stuff?

00:24:41That must have been kind of tough.

00:24:43Did you hate it?

00:24:43Uh, well, I wasn't smoking for those six months, so it really wasn't bothering me.

00:24:49It was when I would smell it, and I would be like, damn.

00:24:52Yeah, right?

00:24:52Yeah, I could not smoke for a week on vacation or some shit if I'm somewhere where they don't

00:24:56really have weed like that.

00:24:57And then all of a sudden, I just smell a back one, and I'm just like, oh.

00:25:00Yeah.

00:25:01That just infects your fucking nose.

00:25:03It does.

00:25:03Yeah.

00:25:04That's what I'm saying.

00:25:05I could find it.

00:25:06So tell me about this weird product you have here, Lowell Smokes.

00:25:09Well, we're not promoting them.

00:25:10Oh, right.

00:25:11But it's some sort of weird box of weed stuff.

00:25:14I don't even know who they are.

00:25:14No, I don't know who they are either, and I'm not in a hurry.

00:25:17A lot of their dope-ass shit comes with matches.

00:25:18I went to the Bahamas, and I took a bunch of weed with me, and I was like, fuck, I didn't

00:25:21bring a lighter.

00:25:22I don't get how to open this, by the way.

00:25:23Me either.

00:25:23What is this all about?

00:25:23This is the first time I bought this.

00:25:24You've never opened it before, because it looks like it's going to open.

00:25:26I think it slides out.

00:25:27You could see matches right there, and it looks like it's going to slide out, but then

00:25:30I feel like you're going to punch me.

00:25:31No, same, yeah.

00:25:32Hey, have you ever tucked your sheets in too hard, and you try to pull them, and you punch

00:25:35yourself in the fucking face?

00:25:36Oh, I hate that.

00:25:37When you go to the hotel, and I hate it when it's tucked in at the bottom, and you just

00:25:41boom.

00:25:43Shit.

00:25:43That's never happened to me, but I could imagine it.

00:25:45I feel like that was about to happen, and you were pulling so hard.

00:25:47So, I'm like pulling up.

00:25:49Just rip it.

00:25:49Just rip the top of it.

00:25:50We don't need the top.

00:25:51Yeah, we don't even need that.

00:25:52We don't need top.

00:25:53We need top.

00:25:54Top makes the world.

00:25:54You seem like you spend a huge percentage of your life focused on top.

00:25:57No.

00:25:58I swear, I just started.

00:26:00When I got into porn, some of my first videos were trash.

00:26:03I've seen you sucking dick on your Twitter.

00:26:04You seem like you definitely know your way around a cock.

00:26:07Well, now.

00:26:07But, man, when I first got in porn, I wish I could delete those videos.

00:26:10Really?

00:26:11I was just like this.

00:26:11Me and Leonard were just watching your stuff, and we were kind of amazed.

00:26:15There was like the blowjob technique of like both hands and the mouth, and it's just straight

00:26:20like, whoa, like you can't see the dick.

00:26:22That's pretty impressive.

00:26:24Man, you know what pisses me off, too?

00:26:25They'll be like, she's using too many hands, but I bet you money, if it was two bitches,

00:26:29me and another bitch, same dude right there, I bet you I could make him cum way quicker

00:26:32using my fucking, it's like the technique, though.

00:26:34It's like, you know how like with a man, you have to keep the same rhythm up?

00:26:38You can't be like doing this, and like doing this, and then like just doing this.

00:26:41You got to keep that rhythm.

00:26:43That's what makes them fucking cum.

00:26:44I want to make him cum quicker than any bitch.

00:26:47Really?

00:26:47Yes.

00:26:48It's good that you take such pride in it.

00:26:49A lot of girls, what makes you different than the average girl in terms of how open

00:26:53you are sexually and shit?

00:26:54I'm such a pleaser.

00:26:55I want to be, every time I fuck somebody, I'm like, was that top three?

00:26:59Really?

00:27:00Every time.

00:27:01Because if not, we're going again.

00:27:03Wow.

00:27:04I'm not even kidding.

00:27:05But you really think you're going to do it better on round two?

00:27:07I swear.

00:27:09Because I'm going to know in the back of my head, like, okay.

00:27:12I know, I remember how I sucked dick each time, but I'm going to go harder.

00:27:15Like, I might have to like rock star fuck this guy.

00:27:17What's the nasty shit that you're going to bring to the table if you feel like you haven't

00:27:21really like, you know, solidified yourself as top three?

00:27:26What are you going to pull out of the bag of tricks at the last minute to just lock yourself in?

00:27:31I can't tell.

00:27:32Oh, really?

00:27:33I don't know.

00:27:33I'm just kidding.

00:27:34I don't know.

00:27:34I mean, dudes be different, man.

00:27:37Like, I can't even lie.

00:27:38I'm good at sucking dick, yeah, but there's times where I've seen somebody and I couldn't

00:27:42get them hard.

00:27:42You know, I'm like, what the fuck?

00:27:44Do you think they're just nervous?

00:27:46I heard that that could be the thing, but then, like, the guy that I was talking about

00:27:49that got me, like, into porn when I was 16, like, the athlete, man, he likes his nipples

00:27:52sucked the whole time.

00:27:53That's all he wants.

00:27:54His nipple licked.

00:27:55That's gay.

00:27:55I'm just going to throw it out there.

00:27:57He can't get hard unless his nipple's literally being, like, touched or licked the entire time.

00:28:00I've never wanted my nipples licked.

00:28:02Yeah, I think it's kind of different.

00:28:04If a girl started licking my nipples, I'd just be like, what, bro?

00:28:07I would use the wrong pronoun.

00:28:08I'd be like, bro.

00:28:09I know.

00:28:10Dude.

00:28:11It is kind of weird.

00:28:12I don't.

00:28:12Stop treating me like a girl.

00:28:13I don't like this.

00:28:13I'm not used to it yet, guys.

00:28:14Do you like it?

00:28:15That's weird.

00:28:16Okay, well, I don't know.

00:28:17And then the guy in my fucking Uber driver that just brought me here was like, yeah,

00:28:20he's like, the only way I can nut is if she licks my nipple.

00:28:23Yeah.

00:28:24I'm like, damn.

00:28:24I'm just like, gay.

00:28:25That's the third guy.

00:28:26Gay.

00:28:28That does.

00:28:28That's so true.

00:28:29I have some people on here, though, that like that, though.

00:28:31No, definitely.

00:28:32And I support you because, I mean, I'm probably into stuff that you're not into.

00:28:35But to me, it's just, I don't know.

00:28:36There's something about that because it's like, you know, we as guys, we suck girls'

00:28:40nipples and we know that they like that.

00:28:41But then when the girl tries to turn the tables, it's like, I'm going to suck your nipples.

00:28:44It's kind of like, hold up, buddy.

00:28:47I ain't like you.

00:28:48We're different.

00:28:49It is a little different.

00:28:50Are you an ass eater?

00:28:52Major.

00:28:53You seem like it.

00:28:54Major ass eater.

00:28:55How do I seem like it?

00:28:56You just seem like, you know, you're a pleaser.

00:28:58You seem like you're just chow down on a booty hole.

00:29:00Oh, I'll do anything.

00:29:00I'll do anything.

00:29:01And I've eaten some nasty asses.

00:29:03Really?

00:29:03With shit and everything?

00:29:04I don't know.

00:29:05Really?

00:29:06I try to just like slobber it.

00:29:07You know, slobber city so I didn't have to taste anything.

00:29:09Slobber so much that if there is poop residue, it's a tiny percentage of the total.

00:29:14And that shit already slid down to like his back ass.

00:29:17So I wouldn't really like.

00:29:18Back ass.

00:29:18You know what I mean?

00:29:19Like it went under.

00:29:20Right.

00:29:20Have you ever gone to eating a guy's ass and he just wasn't ready for it and he rejected it?

00:29:23Never.

00:29:24Never.

00:29:24They always go for it?

00:29:26Well, I won't always do it.

00:29:27If he's an alpha male, not happening.

00:29:28Really?

00:29:29I don't think he'll like it.

00:29:30Well, I think I'm an alpha male and I'm okay with getting my butt licked once a year.

00:29:33Are you?

00:29:34Well, okay.

00:29:35I'm going to tell you my predicament is that my girlfriend's always trying to eat my butt.

00:29:38The thing is, and she's done it a few times, but I've been drunk.

00:29:42When I'm drunk, it works.

00:29:43When I'm sober, it tickles so much that I start to be like.

00:29:49I start to laugh and I start to tense up a little and then she just gives up on it.

00:29:53That's hilarious.

00:29:54But I mean, also we've, we've been with, well, actually it was with Riley where, where she

00:29:58was giving me head and then Riley just swooped in from behind and just started chowing down

00:30:01on the butthole and I wasn't drunk and I was able to get into it.

00:30:06Yeah.

00:30:06It was, it was fine.

00:30:07You know, it's not like, it's not changing my life or anything.

00:30:09It was kind of like, wow, I got a girl to eat my butt.

00:30:11That's cool.

00:30:12That's it.

00:30:13It's kind of like my girl and Riley were like making out with my butt and my dick being

00:30:17the in-between part.

00:30:19Like their heads were not that far apart.

00:30:20There's just a whole wall of butt and dick in between.

00:30:22Have you ever had three bitches suck your dick?

00:30:24What's the most at once?

00:30:25You know, look, she's going to think quicker than you.

00:30:27Probably three.

00:30:28Yeah.

00:30:28But I mean, I feel like maybe three or four, but like, what are they really doing at a

00:30:31certain point?

00:30:33There's only so much dick.

00:30:34True, true, true.

00:30:35But I mean, switching them out, you know?

00:30:38No, that's hot.

00:30:39Yeah, totally.

00:30:40What about you?

00:30:40What's the most, uh, the most?

00:30:42Ten.

00:30:43Ten dicks or ten bitches?

00:30:45Dudes.

00:30:46I've done like football parties.

00:30:47So like sometimes at the football parties, I'd have to pick up the bitches slack because they

00:30:50wouldn't know what the fuck to do.

00:30:52So wait, there would be football parties where like that was established beforehand that

00:30:55like this is a dick sucking party.

00:30:57Or it's a fuck party.

00:30:58Right.

00:30:58Okay.

00:30:59So they established that beforehand.

00:31:00Yeah.

00:31:00And then the girls would not be quite as freaky as you.

00:31:02They're not ready for the shenanigans.

00:31:04Man.

00:31:04Because the dudes would be on like Viagra and shit, you know, like they came ready.

00:31:08Right.

00:31:08And the girls weren't, they didn't know like, because these dudes can pump for probably

00:31:1130 plus minutes.

00:31:12Right.

00:31:13So they weren't ready for that.

00:31:14You know, I was ready.

00:31:15Right.

00:31:16Oh, I took every, I picked up everybody's slack.

00:31:18So I would say at that, that one specific party, I probably did like 12 plus.

00:31:23And then in a video, I did like 10.

00:31:26Right.

00:31:26Is this still like a desire you have?

00:31:28It's like just, was that, is that like a hot memory?

00:31:30Pull up to the party and suck 10 dicks?

00:31:35It's not really a hot memory necessarily.

00:31:37I just feel, I felt like that bitch.

00:31:38You feel, you seem like you think that being powerful sexually is kind of like you're,

00:31:45you're, you're really motivated to show and prove.

00:31:48Like if there's a task to be done, you're down to deliver.

00:31:50Absolutely.

00:31:51Yeah.

00:31:51What is that?

00:31:52Where's it come from?

00:31:54Uh, I'm a pleaser.

00:31:56I don't know.

00:31:56I just feel like, I don't, I just like a lot of attention.

00:32:00Don't we all?

00:32:01But sexually, I don't just want like, oh, you're beautiful.

00:32:04Have a good day, girl.

00:32:05Not like that.

00:32:05It's weird because everything you're saying would be pretty normal if you're a guy, really,

00:32:10when it comes down to it.

00:32:11Like if I was like, yeah, I went to a party and fucked 10 girls, everybody would be like,

00:32:13dang, that's badass.

00:32:15I know.

00:32:15You're like, I fucked 10 dudes at a party and there's going to be fucking people losing

00:32:18their minds over it.

00:32:19You know what pisses me off?

00:32:21Everyone thinks it's such a big deal that I had 86 sex partners my senior year.

00:32:24Everyone talks about that.

00:32:25It's a huge.

00:32:25Why is that a big deal?

00:32:26I don't know.

00:32:26It does sound crazy.

00:32:27It's fucked to me too.

00:32:28Really?

00:32:29Yeah.

00:32:29I feel like there's a lot of people out there that had that same shit, but they just didn't tell

00:32:32nobody.

00:32:33Definitely.

00:32:33I'm just so honest and I counted.

00:32:36When I was in high school, well, I don't know.

00:32:39I mean, whatever.

00:32:39But like when I was in high school, if there was a girl who had sucked 86 dicks or whatever,

00:32:44I don't think there's any girls that were close to that.

00:32:46But there definitely were girls in high school who probably fucked 20 or 30 dudes and but

00:32:50they wouldn't, you know, five, six, seven years later, they wouldn't name the number

00:32:53on a podcast because I feel like that is what's going to freak everybody out.

00:32:58I don't think it's a big deal.

00:32:59What's your sex count now?

00:33:01Round.

00:33:01I'm going to be honest.

00:33:02It's like 300-ish.

00:33:03You think so?

00:33:04That's a lot.

00:33:04I know for a fact.

00:33:05Yeah.

00:33:05That's a lot.

00:33:06Yeah.

00:33:07I think mine's like three or four or five.

00:33:09I think it's like four.

00:33:10I had a girlfriend for the last two and a half years.

00:33:13Oh, so that was before?

00:33:14Well, I mean, we fuck girls together, so.

00:33:18Whoa.

00:33:19What's yours?

00:33:20What's yours?

00:33:22I want to hear it.

00:33:24No, no, no, no.

00:33:25There's certain things.

00:33:26Body count should not be aired on this show.

00:33:28Body count?

00:33:28There's a reason she doesn't have a mic.

00:33:30Oh, pussies.

00:33:33Oh, my God.

00:33:34Okay.

00:33:35I want to ask a question.

00:33:36I know this is the most annoying question in the world.

00:33:37I know that you probably hate being asked this question, but everybody's going to want

00:33:40to know.

00:33:41What was your upbringing like as far as your parents?

00:33:45My dad was super, super sexual.

00:33:47I remember, like, I used to have, like, sleepovers, and you would hear him fucking in the other

00:33:50room.

00:33:51Fucking your mom.

00:33:52No.

00:33:52Fucking his.

00:33:53He, my, they never dated.

00:33:54There was, like, two one-night stands.

00:33:55That's it.

00:33:55Oh, fucking some random girl.

00:33:56Yes.

00:33:57And I would be like, sorry, guys.

00:33:58You know, like, my dad, it would be so fucking embarrassing.

00:34:01My brothers even, they used to watch my dad have sex through his keyhole.

00:34:06They were like, look, I'll show you.

00:34:07We used to, we watch him.

00:34:08And it's a little keyhole, like an old school, like big-ass key would go through.

00:34:11Oh, my God.

00:34:11So my dad put tape on it.

00:34:12But yeah, he was super sexual.

00:34:15And he has a lot of fucking kids.

00:34:16Imagine having to put tape on your doorknobs so that your kids couldn't watch you fuck.

00:34:21Nasty.

00:34:21My dad was nasty.

00:34:22But so do you think that this perhaps is why you're so open sexually is because you've

00:34:26always just been exposed to this element?

00:34:28My dad is so fucking hilarious.

00:34:30Yeah, totally.

00:34:30Wow.

00:34:31He's the, man, he would make you guys die laughing.

00:34:33But how's he feel about what you're doing now?

00:34:35He hated it at first, but now he just said, like, he can't watch porn.

00:34:38Everyone did it for him.

00:34:39Every, every porn?

00:34:40Because he'll just, he'll just think about you regardless of who he's watching.

00:34:43Well, he said he's scared that I'll pop up.

00:34:45So he won't watch it.

00:34:47That's so many people hit me up and tell me like, dude, I was jerking off the Pornhub

00:34:50and all of a sudden you and Leonard on there with some fucking tattooed girl.

00:34:53What the fuck?

00:34:54Oh, that's hilarious.

00:34:55Yeah.

00:34:56It happens, man.

00:34:57And you guys will fucking for sure pop up.

00:34:58I'm sure.

00:34:59Yeah.

00:35:00If you're on there long enough.

00:35:01Well, I mean, if you see somebody's face.

00:35:02Not even long enough.

00:35:03I just feel like it has to do with who's popular.

00:35:05Right.

00:35:05I mean, she's pretty close to one of the top ranked Pornhubs.

00:35:08Do you know what your Pornhub ranking is?

00:35:10You know roughly what her Pornhub ranking would be?

00:35:15Well, you certainly know yours because she checks hers.

00:35:19Which is?

00:35:20It's 17 right now.

00:35:2117 right now.

00:35:22Oh, bitch, that's good.

00:35:23Not bad.

00:35:24That's real good.

00:35:24Not bad.

00:35:25That's 17 out of what?

00:35:27Like fucking 10 grand?

00:35:2910 million, yeah.

00:35:29That's what I'm saying.

00:35:30Right.

00:35:31Because I've seen girls like, no offense, but Misty Stone is like 1700.

00:35:34So like, I know the numbers like, bitch, man, we get 20 grand.

00:35:39You're number 66.

00:35:39Oh, I like that now.

00:35:40But you don't have a shitload.

00:35:41You haven't been going as hard with the content on Pornhub, right?

00:35:44I don't even know.

00:35:44I don't put shit on Pornhub.

00:35:45Certain girls promote their actual Pornhub profile and stuff.

00:35:48So I feel like they're the ones who are actually going for it, who care about their rank.

00:35:51Oh, that's tight though.

00:35:52It's kind of a thing.

00:35:53So what have you been doing lately in terms of shooting and stuff, or in terms of actual

00:35:57porn?

00:35:58Like, are you motivated as fuck?

00:36:00Are you shooting all the time?

00:36:01No.

00:36:01I work for Vixen.

00:36:02So Vixen, I only shoot six scenes for them this year.

00:36:06So we've already done like four, or three.

00:36:08So I have three more.

00:36:10So like, you know, six in a year, man.

00:36:12I'm not fucking a lot.

00:36:13That leaves you a lot of downtime.

00:36:15Yeah.

00:36:15So what other kind of stuff do you do?

00:36:17I have leisure sex.

00:36:19Leisure sex.

00:36:20I'm the worst type of homie.

00:36:21And I've been trying to...

00:36:23You just want to fuck so much, you can't save it up for the money.

00:36:25You got to just go.

00:36:26Yeah.

00:36:27Well, I'll be like, oh, you have to pay to fuck me.

00:36:29And then like 20 minutes later, I'm like, where are you at?

00:36:33Yeah.

00:36:34I swear I'm the worst type of ho.

00:36:35So you'll say that.

00:36:36You'll meet a dude.

00:36:37You know he has money.

00:36:38You'll be like, you got to pay if you want to fuck me.

00:36:40But what's the average number that you would hit him with?

00:36:43Not a lot.

00:36:44Probably like $1,500 per pop.

00:36:45Okay.

00:36:46But I know I can...

00:36:47Because I know I can get him off that head quick.

00:36:49Oh, so you know you could get a couple pops in there.

00:36:52Pop is such porn slang.

00:36:55Nobody says that.

00:36:56You don't want to say per hour because then the dude's going to wait the fucking hour.

00:36:59Swear to God.

00:37:00Yes, they do.

00:37:01That's what I would do.

00:37:01I would get the maximum out of my whole hour.

00:37:03I'd be fucking edging that boner for the whole hour for sure.

00:37:06I already know.

00:37:06I've went by the per hour before.

00:37:08And I'm like, damn, I've been sucking dick for like an hour.

00:37:10My neck is fucking hurting.

00:37:12They would literally wait.

00:37:13Right.

00:37:14Am I doing that shit no more?

00:37:15And I feel like $1,500 is not a lot either.

00:37:16I'm just a really bad hoe and I don't want to ask for that much money.

00:37:21So I'm like, what's $1,500?

00:37:23Right.

00:37:24Do you do escorting aside from just random dudes you meet?

00:37:27I do, but I haven't because I literally am just so unorganized.

00:37:30I'm like so...

00:37:32I don't know.

00:37:32I just haven't had time.

00:37:33So what do you...

00:37:33You wake up in the morning.

00:37:34What do you do?

00:37:35I wake up and I go work out and I smoke a lot of fucking weed.

00:37:39Blunts or what do you do?

00:37:40Raw cones.

00:37:41Raw cones.

00:37:41Okay.

00:37:43And...

00:37:43Look for dick.

00:37:44I literally was driving down Baltimore the other day and I seen this fine ass dude with

00:37:47these grills in.

00:37:48My taste is getting a little out there now.

00:37:51I seen this hood ass dude with these grills in and I was like, should I pull over?

00:37:55Should I pull over?

00:37:56On the street in Baltimore.

00:37:57And I was in the hood.

00:37:59Should I pull over?

00:38:00So now I think I'm going to get cards.

00:38:03Yeah.

00:38:03My Uber driver told me because I don't want to...

00:38:05I'm always like embarrassed to give somebody my number.

00:38:07So I kind of just want to be like...

00:38:08So they can email you for the dick, right?

00:38:10Or call me like, I'm going to have a number on there.

00:38:11What do you mean?

00:38:12Yeah.

00:38:13Sorry, I just fucked all this shit up.

00:38:14But yeah.

00:38:14No, it's fine.

00:38:15It's your raw cones.

00:38:16We smoke backwards out here.

00:38:17That's weak.

00:38:18We're civilized.

00:38:19Weak.

00:38:20You don't like woods?

00:38:21I don't like woods.

00:38:22I feel like woods would kill me in 10 years.

00:38:24Woods?

00:38:24First of all, did you see the...

00:38:25Oh, that cums is going to kill you before the woods do?

00:38:26No.

00:38:27That cums making me healthy.

00:38:29You think?

00:38:30That's like getting a Gardasil shot.

00:38:32What do you mean?

00:38:32What the fuck is a Gardasil shot?

00:38:34Where they put like...

00:38:35Gardasil...

00:38:35What is that?

00:38:36HPV or something like that?

00:38:37Do you know what Gardasil is?

00:38:37It's a vaccine.

00:38:38Yeah.

00:38:39So like, I feel like...

00:38:40Oh, we're anti-vaccine on here.

00:38:42No, I'm just kidding.

00:38:44About to say.

00:38:46That shit will give you diseases.

00:38:47It'll fuck your kids up.

00:38:48But you know how they put it in you?

00:38:50They'll put the shit in you.

00:38:51Isn't that what they do?

00:38:52Like for a flu shot, they put the flu in you.

00:38:54I feel like when they cum in my mouth, they're putting it in me so it's like my immune system

00:38:58is like up here.

00:39:00It's not going to kill me.

00:39:01Backwoods though are going to kill you.

00:39:02Wow.

00:39:03Okay.

00:39:03So note to self.

00:39:04Cum good, backwoods bad.

00:39:06Cum's good for your face.

00:39:08Cum's good...

00:39:09I've had almost none on my face.

00:39:10Cum's good if you're hungry.

00:39:12What?

00:39:12I've had almost none on my face throughout my whole life.

00:39:15You can use your own.

00:39:15I might have got like a little dab.

00:39:16I might have been on some spray bag.

00:39:17You should use your own.

00:39:18No, but I definitely have because as a guy, sometimes you'll be jerking off and you'll

00:39:22accidentally like pinch it a tiny bit before you nut and then all of a sudden you'll get

00:39:25bing.

00:39:26You'll get a dot right on your forehead.

00:39:28My third eye as I call it.

00:39:30Could you shoot it in your mouth?

00:39:32I think shit.

00:39:32If that was my goal, probably.

00:39:34But that's not what I want to do.

00:39:36I'm trying to get it in the belly hair so it's hard to clean up.

00:39:38I hope I'm reborn as a man.

00:39:40Oh my God.

00:39:40That's lit.

00:39:41Really?

00:39:42I hope I'm reborn as a man.

00:39:43Sometimes guys come and you hit yourself in the face.

00:39:45That's a fact.

00:39:45I've never heard that.

00:39:46It's not common, but it has happened to me.

00:39:48Oh, fuck.

00:39:49I used to actually, I knew a dude who I never talked to him about this, but when I was like

00:39:5218 or 19, there was like an older BMX dude and the word around town was that he would

00:39:56actually like put his whole back up against like picture like your head kind of on the

00:40:00ground with your whole back scooted up against the wall so that you could jerk off and just

00:40:04come onto your own face.

00:40:05And that was the word around town about this dude.

00:40:08What the fuck?

00:40:08Never got a chance to ask him about it because I thought it was about the weirdest thing I'd ever

00:40:11heard when I was 18.

00:40:12You need to have those type of people in here.

00:40:14Some guy to jerk off.

00:40:15I don't know if that's going to be good for YouTube.

00:40:16No, there was no.

00:40:18Listen, I was listening.

00:40:19I got the best ones.

00:40:20I'm not showing you my phone in a minute.

00:40:21Let's get it.

00:40:21Also, shout out to the 10,000 people almost that are watching this.

00:40:24We have 8,500 people in here.

00:40:26Where do you see that?

00:40:27That number right there.

00:40:278,551 watching.

00:40:29Oh, okay.

00:40:30That's pretty good for us.

00:40:31Is it?

00:40:32Yeah.

00:40:32We normally only have like a couple thousand.

00:40:33We got 8,500 right now for you.

00:40:35Talking about eating pounds of jizz.

00:40:37Okay.

00:40:38Gallons of nut.

00:40:39Yeah.

00:40:40I've done crazier shit than that.

00:40:43I remember when I did my 10 dude blow bang.

00:40:45It was, I will say it was nasty.

00:40:47I would probably never do it again because like I had all this cum on my face so I couldn't

00:40:50see what I was sucking but I feel all these different textured dicks.

00:40:53Like, okay, this is, okay, this is the same guy I was just sucking a second ago.

00:40:55Can you tell the race by the dick?

00:40:57You're like, oh, this is the Indian one.

00:40:59Maybe, but they're all white.

00:41:01Oh.

00:41:02Racist.

00:41:03No, it's not.

00:41:04It was interracial.

00:41:05When you were telling those stories about your dad fucking these girls and stuff, is

00:41:08your dad like a cool black guy and your mom's the white one?

00:41:10My dad's white.

00:41:11Oh, so your mom's the black one?

00:41:13Whoa.

00:41:14I know that's still like backwards, ain't it?

00:41:16Well, I wouldn't say it's backwards, but it's probably a little less common.

00:41:20Yeah, it is.

00:41:21That's why I have the happy ass hair.

00:41:22Well, it's usually the cool ass black dude turning out the fucking random ass white girl.

00:41:25My mom only likes white dudes.

00:41:27Really?

00:41:27She's weird as fuck.

00:41:29Interesting.

00:41:29Not saying that that's weird, but I'm like, why?

00:41:31I asked her what turned her off about black dudes, and she said they're pubic hairs.

00:41:34Bitch!

00:41:35Oh, they're pubic hairs!

00:41:37God.

00:41:37You know, I'm going to be honest with you.

00:41:38I could see somebody not being into the kinky pubic hair thing.

00:41:42Well, yeah, because it's like your teeth and shit.

00:41:44You're like, what the fuck?

00:41:46Because I swear, black dudes do not be shaven, bitch.

00:41:49Really?

00:41:50No.

00:41:50Wow.

00:41:51Almost every black dude I've messed with, they're so hairy, but it's nappy.

00:41:55So, you know, it'd be getting stuck in your teeth, dude.

00:41:57Wow.

00:41:58I never would have even thought of it.

00:41:59Because straights can pull through like a floss, but this curly shit would be getting stuck.

00:42:02I feel like white guys are more likely to just dump their dick out around their friends,

00:42:05whereas the black guys are like, they keep that shit low.

00:42:07Exactly, yeah.

00:42:08They're not pulling their wiener out.

00:42:09They're not.

00:42:09No.

00:42:10Yeah, they're not.

00:42:10That's totally like, there's a weird cultural difference between black people and white

00:42:13people that like, white guys will always joke around about some gay shit,

00:42:17and black dudes will always be like.

00:42:19I know.

00:42:20I swear to God.

00:42:21Always.

00:42:22That happens to me all the time.

00:42:23That's why most of my friends are white.

00:42:26Really?

00:42:26Black dudes are too serious.

00:42:27Like, God, that's not that serious.

00:42:29You just got to find the right one.

00:42:30We had Haha Davis in here.

00:42:31Do you know him?

00:42:32Mm-mm.

00:42:32He was here earlier, and he was actually saying that if you want, you could holler at him.

00:42:36He seems like he's ready to.

00:42:37He didn't say that.

00:42:37He did say that.

00:42:38He said Tiana Trump.

00:42:39Well, I told him you were coming, and he made it pretty clear that he was ready to

00:42:42slay the pipe if need be.

00:42:45Seven million followers.

00:42:46Hey, I'm here till Sunday.

00:42:47I need some Snapchat content, guys.

00:42:49Well, speaking of that, what do you think of my girlfriend?

00:42:52I've had my eyes aren't since A.V.

00:42:53Yeah, she said that.

00:42:55She said that you said, quote, unquote, oh, I would fuck you.

00:42:57You got mad clout.

00:42:59Oh, that's fucked up.

00:43:01Why'd you bring your titties out, bitch?

00:43:02Oh, she's pulling her titties out.

00:43:03Thank God she's not on camera.

00:43:05I know.

00:43:06That could get us in a lot of trouble.

00:43:07Would it?

00:43:08YouTube is very strict, yes.

00:43:10Okay.

00:43:11So keep those areolas in.

00:43:12I'm not going to put anything, but we've been talking crazy.

00:43:14No, that's fine.

00:43:15Talk is fine?

00:43:16Talk is fine.

00:43:17I mean, we probably will have a-

00:43:18Even if you were, like, hand gesturing it, is that fine?

00:43:20Yeah, I think that's fine.

00:43:21Oh.

00:43:22I mean, you might, you know, there's probably an element, an extent to which hand gestures

00:43:26could go too far.

00:43:27What will happen is that this video will, at some point, be age-restricted, so that you'll

00:43:30have to be logged in and be 18 years old to watch it, and that will mean that it won't

00:43:35get as many views as it could get otherwise, because we were over here talking about

00:43:38cocks and shit.

00:43:40Oh, that's why I'm not on YouTube.

00:43:41Yeah.

00:43:41That's weak.

00:43:42You don't aspire to be a vlogger or something?

00:43:44They tell me I should, but I just feel like, I don't know what the fuck I would do on YouTube.

00:43:50What am I?

00:43:51I've, like, I've said everything on, like, people's shows.

00:43:54I'm going to be honest with you, though.

00:43:55You would be great at YouTube, because you just, like, you don't shut up.

00:43:58You have plenty to say.

00:43:59I feel like somebody-

00:44:00Gee, I met you an hour ago.

00:44:01Lenny, do you agree with me?

00:44:02I'm just kidding.

00:44:03Lenny, you agree with me, right?

00:44:04You'll kill it on YouTube.

00:44:05Listen, I'm going to tell you the same thing.

00:44:07When I met my girlfriend the first night that we slept together, or actually even knew each

00:44:11other, we, I showed her the next morning.

00:44:13I went to YouTube.

00:44:14I said, check out this girl, Tana Monju.

00:44:17She's a fucking YouTube girl.

00:44:18She's just a random ass 20-something, like, early 20s blonde girl.

00:44:22And she, she kind of reminds me of you.

00:44:25She's not as much of a hoe, but she's a little bit of a hoe.

00:44:26And she just talks super reckless.

00:44:29She'll talk about drugs.

00:44:30She'll talk about guys.

00:44:31She'll talk about anything.

00:44:32She's, like, very expressive and everything.

00:44:34And she has a gigantic fan base.

00:44:37She has millions and millions of views per video, just talking about whatever.

00:44:41She's not a porn star?

00:44:42No.

00:44:43Wow, I got stories, bitch.

00:44:44But she's had some rapper dick.

00:44:46I have, I have a whole list of when I was in high school.

00:44:48It's like my burn book, you know, of every dude I had sex with and little comments beside,

00:44:53like, don't ever fuck again.

00:44:54His dick was, I would, like, explain in description.

00:44:56You still have this, or just from high school?

00:44:59I swear to God.

00:44:59You still keep this up to date?

00:45:01Well, it's on my mom's computer.

00:45:03So I don't have this.

00:45:03I would print it out when I went to high school to show my friends because I was like, idiot.

00:45:07Right.

00:45:07And then, but I have, it's all my mom's fucking computer.

00:45:09She has the same computer.

00:45:10The shit ain't gone.

00:45:11I love that you thought that you were going to have such a hard time remembering all of the dicks that

00:45:14you've been involved with that you were like, no, we better keep organized records of this.

00:45:18I did.

00:45:19I did.

00:45:19Like, my first one, I just know because I have it written down.

00:45:22It was so whack.

00:45:24Terrible dick.

00:45:25Yeah.

00:45:26I fell asleep during it.

00:45:27I remember waking up and pulling a yellow condom out of me like, damn, I had sex last night.

00:45:30Pulling it out with a guy that left it in there?

00:45:33I think it fell off.

00:45:34Oh, that's savage.

00:45:35Well, you know, some dicks are so small that when you fuck them, you literally have to, like,

00:45:39hold it on while you fuck.

00:45:41You know what I mean?

00:45:42Because that shit will slide off.

00:45:42Oh, my God.

00:45:43That's so sad.

00:45:43I've talked to a lot of girls that have fucked, like, one or two inch dicks, and I'm just like,

00:45:46how do you just not say no?

00:45:48Because you're already there.

00:45:49If I went to finger a girl and it was just a wall, I would just give up.

00:45:53But what are you saying to get out of it?

00:45:55That's, there ain't nothing.

00:45:56If she had no pussy, I wouldn't even care.

00:45:58I would just be like, yo, I'm out.

00:45:59Your pussy's fucked up.

00:46:00You would not say that.

00:46:02I might.

00:46:02I don't know.

00:46:04No.

00:46:04I could never say that.

00:46:05But you know what?

00:46:06Listening to you talk about how bad everybody is sexually makes me think about all the times

00:46:09that I, like, you know, had some girl drive an hour to come see me, and then I busted

00:46:13in three minutes, and then it was just like, shit, so I got this meeting.

00:46:18That's exactly what I'm talking about.

00:46:19It'd be like that.

00:46:20That's bullshit.

00:46:20But that's a sign of how much you don't respect her, to be honest.

00:46:23Um, I don't think it has to do with respect for me.

00:46:26I think I was just their fantasy, and they just got it out and busted real quick, and

00:46:29it's over, and I didn't even get to come.

00:46:31But I mean, it could be like that with any girl, is that once you get the nut out, you're

00:46:34just kind of over it, even if you thought she was so ridiculous.

00:46:36Even if it was bomb, you're not like, damn, bitch, I gotta call my bitch tonight.

00:46:39Honestly, that's how I know that I'm becoming an old pervert, is because now that I'm getting

00:46:43older, it's more like, oh, shit, like, I came, but damn, they look good.

00:46:48I should come again.

00:46:49Really?

00:46:50Yeah, well, and also, like, when me and her on vacation, we're fucking, like, three, four

00:46:53times a day, and it's like, I feel like I've, like, worked my way up to, like, a level where

00:46:57I'm, like, comfortable, like, ejaculating way more times per day, whereas when I was

00:47:00young, I was still more in the mind state of, like, one, maybe two per day.

00:47:04Oh, you guys fuck multiple times a day?

00:47:06Yeah.

00:47:06I mean, when I'm working all day, we don't, but when we're, like, left to our devices,

00:47:09for sure.

00:47:10Oh, wow.

00:47:12That's a lot.

00:47:13Really?

00:47:13Even when I had a boyfriend, man, I had to, like, beg for the dick, like, please, can we

00:47:17with tonight?

00:47:18Yeah, but you see all that ass, right?

00:47:19Yes.

00:47:20That's not one nut material.

00:47:22I know.

00:47:22You're right.

00:47:23You're right.

00:47:24I agree.

00:47:24I mean, my problem, though, is, and this is how I know that I still like her, and if this

00:47:27ever went away, then there would probably be a problem, is that if we cuddle, if we lay

00:47:31on the couch together, I'm getting hard.

00:47:33It's just happening.

00:47:34Like, I just can't.

00:47:35But can guys, I tweeted something about that.

00:47:37Can guys cuddle and not want to fuck?

00:47:39Do you know what?

00:47:40Have you ever, her, in particular, because you have a big ass, have you ever cuddled with a

00:47:44man and him not want to fuck?

00:47:46That wasn't one man, but this one man cannot cuddle.

00:47:49Yeah, that's what I'm saying, ever.

00:47:50It just gets hard.

00:47:51I don't know.

00:47:51And, you know, it's awkward sometimes, too, because it's like, say we get in a fight, and

00:47:55she's crying, and she's still sort of like, whatever, and then I'd, like, move in, all

00:47:58of a sudden we're cuddling, and then she's like, do you have a boner?

00:48:01What the fuck?

00:48:02And it's kind of, like, inappropriate.

00:48:03It's kind of like, why do I, fuck, maybe I should have been able to hold back on that.

00:48:07Oh, my God.

00:48:08Y'all are freaks.

00:48:10I don't hug you?

00:48:11You can't hug me because you're there.

00:48:12I can't hug her.

00:48:13Really?

00:48:15You know what she constantly does to me?

00:48:16She constantly temperature checks my cack.

00:48:19Really?

00:48:20Because if something's going on, like, as soon as you came in, we took that photo, and I

00:48:23was holding both of your butts.

00:48:24As soon as, she starts rubbing my dick to see if it got hard or not.

00:48:28That's funny.

00:48:29I wish I would have did that back in the day when I had a boyfriend.

00:48:31But you want to know what the best time that she ever did it to me was?

00:48:34We were at Avian Awards.

00:48:35You were incarcerated at this time.

00:48:36And we went to a, you know, sex party.

00:48:42We didn't know what it was going to be.

00:48:43We get in this fucking, you know, we take this Uber to this spot, and then there's this

00:48:47secret sprinter that drives us to this fucking party, and it's in this building that's

00:48:51behind a mansion, and we go in, and there's all kinds of fucking gay-ass shit going

00:48:55on.

00:48:55There's, like, dudes, like, tied up.

00:48:57Yeah, there's, like, a dude comes out and, like, fucks another dude in the ass with a

00:49:01strap on or some shit, and then they're, like, sucking the strap on of his ass.

00:49:04And me and her are just like, whoa.

00:49:06Like, we did not, we thought we were going to a sex party.

00:49:08Didn't know it was going to be extra'd out.

00:49:11But then, you know, she kept doing it.

00:49:12She kept trying to test my penis because she wanted to know if I was gay or not.

00:49:15Swear to God.

00:49:17What the fuck?

00:49:18Where was, I would have loved to go to some shit like that.

00:49:20Positive news.

00:49:21All signs are clear.

00:49:23Not good.

00:49:23Hetero is fucked.

00:49:24Did you guys do shit there?

00:49:26No.

00:49:26There wasn't no, like, regular shit going on, though?

00:49:29It was all gay shit?

00:49:31That shit would have been fun to watch.

00:49:32There were some, like, girls coming out, I think, a little bit, but it was more like

00:49:36they were, you know, there was girls who were, like, chained up and they were being whipped

00:49:38and shit, like, that kind of thing, which, that's a little bit hotter.

00:49:42Still not really my thing, but the dudes, like, seeing a big muscular dude fuck another

00:49:45dude in the ass was weird for me.

00:49:47It's super weird, but I like watching it.

00:49:49Because, you know, I swear to God, after they're done, every time they're like, we're

00:49:52not gay, we just do it for the money.

00:49:54I'm pretty sure these dudes knew that they were gay, yeah.

00:49:56Oh, they did?

00:49:57They looked like they had accepted their gayness, yeah.

00:50:01What the fuck?

00:50:02Man, what happened this year?

00:50:04They didn't have any parties?

00:50:06I don't know.

00:50:07How did you guys get the invite to that?

00:50:09It was kind of just going around.

00:50:10Everybody sort of knew about it at that time, but you want to know what's really weird about

00:50:13it, too, is I tweeted about it a bunch of times while it was happening.

00:50:15I'm tweeting, like, holy fuck, this just happened, this just happened.

00:50:17And then the people from the fetish party started quote-tweeting the stuff that I was saying

00:50:22and saying, like, oh, this is so funny.

00:50:24Look at what happens when the vanilla people come to our parties, rah, rah, rah.

00:50:28Like, using me as an example of, like, the most boring person sexually imaginable.

00:50:32I'm over here.

00:50:33People are praising me.

00:50:34Oh, it's so great.

00:50:34You and your girl have a relationship.

00:50:36You're fucking bitches together, rah, rah, rah.

00:50:37I'm, like, just being called Elaine by all these fucking bondage people on Twitter.

00:50:42It was pretty entertaining.

00:50:44Okay.

00:50:44They're gay, too.

00:50:45They're out here getting no likes.

00:50:47I know.

00:50:48We just hit 10,000 viewers.

00:50:49We got 10,000 people in here.

00:50:50This is exciting.

00:50:51What up?

00:50:52Yeah.

00:50:53Damn, my elbow-iches.

00:50:54Are you super...

00:50:54My elbow-iches.

00:50:57Are you super focused on, like, Snapchat content?

00:50:59Don't.

00:51:00No, I'm looking at my tummy.

00:51:01I'm just looking at my abs.

00:51:01If you wanted to fuck me right now, if I said something that would really make you mad,

00:51:05I'm not going to give you any ideas, but just show an areola.

00:51:07If you just leaned over and showed your butthole, Chris is going to dive over there and grab

00:51:11that camera like it's an armed gunman.

00:51:13I would never, guys.

00:51:14I know what I'm doing.

00:51:15Thank you so much.

00:51:16I swear.

00:51:16That would actually be a pretty hilarious moment, though, if Chris had to dive and grab the camera.

00:51:20No.

00:51:21God!

00:51:23How do you feel about the fact that we've had two different guys with guns try to rob us

00:51:27in the past three days, four days?

00:51:31Come here?

00:51:31Yes.

00:51:32I swear to God, I wish they would try.

00:51:33You would probably fuck them.

00:51:36Give me that cock, David Trent.

00:51:37They're going to be punching them in their mouth, and they're going to be shitting teeth.

00:51:40Oh.

00:51:40But after that, I mean, what the fuck are they coming here to take?

00:51:43T-shirts?

00:51:44What's here?

00:51:44No, they want to rob me for, I don't know, maybe just because I'm popping.

00:51:48Are they really?

00:51:49Popping enough to kill, I think, or rob or murder or something, you know.

00:51:54Bitch, I don't have them problems.

00:51:55That's what I got.

00:51:56I wish someone would roll up on me.

00:51:57I wish they would roll up while we're here on live.

00:51:59No.

00:52:00There's probably a whole bunch of dudes in front.

00:52:02They come here and try to rob you guys?

00:52:03Two different times that this has happened, and two different times someone almost got killed.

00:52:07On Melrose?

00:52:09Are you fucking retarded?

00:52:10On Melrose is where it goes down at.

00:52:12They're stupid as fuck, dude.

00:52:13It goes down on Melrose.

00:52:15I didn't know that.

00:52:16Yeah.

00:52:16It is pretty lit out there, though.

00:52:18Oh, it's lit as fuck out there.

00:52:19We've actually had the store closed all day since this incident happened earlier.

00:52:23Earlier?

00:52:24Yeah.

00:52:24Today?

00:52:25Today, yeah.

00:52:26And I had just finished my interview with the other homie, Big Boy, from the radio.

00:52:30Maybe they think that someone's here with you, and they're trying to get them.

00:52:33Well, that's part of the weird part is that we're live, so they know exactly what's going

00:52:36on.

00:52:37Yeah, it's me.

00:52:38I didn't bring shit, but a Michael Kors $400 purse bag.

00:52:41Okay?

00:52:41So you're not into designer?

00:52:43No.

00:52:43Fuck no.

00:52:43Why not?

00:52:44I just have never had it, so maybe if I've had it, then I would like it.

00:52:49But you've been fucking all these rich dudes.

00:52:50You never once were like, take me to Gucci.

00:52:52No.

00:52:52I want the cash.

00:52:54Really?

00:52:54I want the cash.

00:52:55Are you super money motivated?

00:52:58I try to be, but I'm definitely not into designer.

00:53:01Fuck no.

00:53:01I don't understand it.

00:53:03I don't really care for it.

00:53:05I hate Louboutins, because they fucking ... I feel like they're going to give me a corn

00:53:09on my toe.

00:53:10Louboutins?

00:53:11Is that what it's called?

00:53:12You've never said it before.

00:53:13Louboutins?

00:53:14Yeah.

00:53:14I feel like they're going to give me a corn, because they're so tight.

00:53:16A corn?

00:53:17Yeah.

00:53:18No, I totally understand, because I clearly, at this point in my life, have the budget

00:53:21to buy whatever designer shoes I want.

00:53:23I've tried them all.

00:53:24Bought them all.

00:53:26They all feel like fucking shit.

00:53:27I would 100% rather throw on some Vans.

00:53:29Like the more expensive ones?

00:53:31Literally, a $30 pair of Vans feels so much better than a pair of Gucci shoes.

00:53:35Gucci shoes feel like ... I used to get sample shoes from skate company type things,

00:53:40where they would make a prototype of a shoe, and they would send you this version

00:53:43of it that's all hard and shit.

00:53:45That's what Gucci shoes actually feel like.

00:53:47Do they?

00:53:47I didn't know the men's were like that.

00:53:48It's really not for anyone who wants to do anything.

00:53:51Yeah, I didn't think so.

00:53:52That shit's for show, and I'm good on it.

00:53:53But so you're just all about saving up the money, or do you just ball out and you spend

00:53:57a lot of money?

00:53:58Actually, no.

00:53:58I'm super cheap.

00:53:59I shop at the dollar store.

00:54:01Yeah?

00:54:01That hoodie says dollar store.

00:54:02No, it does not say dollar store on it.

00:54:04It's from Forever 21.

00:54:06No, I'm just kidding.

00:54:06It probably really is, though.

00:54:08This shit is vintage.

00:54:09I told you I've been wearing this for like seven years.

00:54:12Because the thing about Forever 21 is that the stuff that they make is really supposed

00:54:15to fall apart after a couple of washes.

00:54:17That's why it's so cheap.

00:54:19That's why you don't wash it.

00:54:20You just wash it, or you wash it, but don't dry it.

00:54:23Yeah.

00:54:24That's actually the technique for all the shirts that I have that I really care about.

00:54:28That's what I do, too.

00:54:28I wash it, and I don't dry it.

00:54:30And you know what's fucked up?

00:54:32You ever have a shared apartment complex laundry or something, and somebody takes your

00:54:35fucking laundry and dries it for you?

00:54:38They think they're doing you a favor, but then in reality, you just can't wear those

00:54:41shirts anymore?

00:54:42Never.

00:54:42Okay.

00:54:43Yeah.

00:54:43That would make you want to kill someone.

00:54:44That happened before?

00:54:45You have to put quarters in there, though, usually, right?

00:54:48Yeah, and somebody would be like, oh, I'm going to be so nice, because they want to

00:54:51use the washer.

00:54:52So they're going to take your clothes, put them in the dryer, and put them in the quarters

00:54:55for you.

00:54:56Oh, you're so nice.

00:54:57You thought you were saving me $1.25.

00:54:59In reality, now I can't wear this shit.

00:55:01And you're going to keep still wearing it, but it's getting all fucked up.

00:55:03I will freak out.

00:55:05What motivates you at this point in your life?

00:55:07What are you trying to do with your life, besides just swallow 18 nuts a day?

00:55:12I haven't really thought that far.

00:55:14For real, I like doing that.

00:55:16I haven't really thought that far.

00:55:17Like, I'm 23 right now.

00:55:19You are young, yeah.

00:55:20I have a couple years.

00:55:21Like, Riley's, what, 27?

00:55:23And she's still killing it, yeah.

00:55:24Exactly.

00:55:2510 years in the game, pretty much.

00:55:26I feel like I don't need to think about, like, what I want to do in the future yet.

00:55:29Mm.

00:55:30I'm just going to keep doing it.

00:55:31You're very of the moment.

00:55:32Super in the moment.

00:55:33But do you like going out to clubs and, like, doing all that shit?

00:55:35I haven't really, no.

00:55:37I like it, but I just, it has to be the right person to go with.

00:55:41Go with me and her.

00:55:42You guys go to clubs?

00:55:44Exactly.

00:55:44Not a lot, but...

00:55:44I swear to God, you guys go to clubs.

00:55:45I've never seen you go into no freaking club.

00:55:47No, but I bet if me, you, and her went to the club together and we had a photographer,

00:55:50we'd have a good time.

00:55:51It would be fun as fuck.

00:55:53We could see how thotty they would let us get in the club.

00:55:56How what?

00:55:57How thotty they would let us get in the club.

00:55:59I know!

00:55:59No, we would just do it and just get kicked out.

00:56:01They're not going to send us to jail.

00:56:02That'd be good.

00:56:02We could be on TMZ.

00:56:03We'll bring our TMZ reporter and make them stand outside so that when we get kicked out,

00:56:06they got to finish up a story.

00:56:08Let's do it.

00:56:09That would be tight.

00:56:09Okay, but so could you ever see yourself having a boyfriend?

00:56:13I've had a boyfriend.

00:56:14I was just...

00:56:14We just broke up in December.

00:56:16In December.

00:56:16And was he...

00:56:18He was a lawyer.

00:56:18He was regular.

00:56:19And was he just not serving dick the way you needed to be served?

00:56:22I mean, he was, but like, man, I need money, money.

00:56:26You know, like, I need my own money.

00:56:28I want to do my own shit.

00:56:29Oh, he didn't want you doing porn.

00:56:30I didn't do porn, no.

00:56:30Oh, you were still not allowed to at that time.

00:56:32So I dated him those two years I was on probation.

00:56:34Do you feel like just wiling out now that you're back in the game now that you can?

00:56:38I feel like being a monster.

00:56:40Like, tonight, I already have a dick set up.

00:56:42I have a dick every day that I'm here, pretty much.

00:56:44Wow.

00:56:46I'm saying if I want.

00:56:47Yeah.

00:56:48That's amazing.

00:56:49A dick every day.

00:56:50I'm trying to have 365 this year.

00:56:52365 dicks.

00:56:53You know what?

00:56:53That's how you can make a bunch of money is if you became like a...

00:56:56Take photos of every dick and then make like a coffee table book.

00:56:59365 days of dicks.

00:57:01Oh, my God.

00:57:01Look at my calendar.

00:57:02You know what?

00:57:03I'm a heterosexual man.

00:57:05And if I walked in somewhere and I saw a book and it was 365 days of dicks, I'm going

00:57:09to be honest with you.

00:57:09I might look at all the dicks.

00:57:10So where are you at?

00:57:11Just to like...

00:57:12I mean, I would want to know like what the fuck was going on.

00:57:14If it was like a picture book?

00:57:15Is that what you're saying?

00:57:16Yeah.

00:57:17That's lit.

00:57:18And it'd be pretty lit too because you could tell...

00:57:19You could get the...

00:57:19You'd have to get them to consent to having these photos taken, but in sign a form or whatever,

00:57:24but nobody would necessarily ever know who the dicks were.

00:57:26They would never know.

00:57:27You could sign an NDA saying that you would never reveal like, oh, this is Carl the mailman Malone's

00:57:30dick.

00:57:31I would just put it in the book.

00:57:33Put their name.

00:57:35I'm looking out for you legally.

00:57:37Legally.

00:57:37I think...

00:57:38No, you write...

00:57:38You make up a nickname.

00:57:40The Postal Service instead of the mailman.

00:57:43You know, the little...

00:57:44You can't do first names?

00:57:45I mean, if I was Carl Malone and I was getting talked from you, probably would not want to

00:57:49air it out.

00:57:49He's probably got a family and shit.

00:57:51Okay.

00:57:51Well, he's Billy.

00:57:53Okay.

00:57:53He's Billy.

00:57:54I don't know what I would put it in.

00:57:55I like this coffee table book idea.

00:57:58Do you?

00:57:58I kind of do too.

00:57:59Now that you were thinking about it, I was like, damn, that's a good idea.

00:58:01You guys should do bitches.

00:58:02It's 365 days of bitches.

00:58:05But does anyone really want to look at 365 pussies?

00:58:07Like, remove from the context of what the rest of the...

00:58:10Like, that's the thing, is that the girl's hot.

00:58:14But if you were to look at the pussy on its own...

00:58:16It's nasty.

00:58:17It's not as aesthetic as the entirety of the whole thing, don't you think?

00:58:21And I'm not saying that pussies are gross-looking or anything, but, you know, it's not...

00:58:24I feel like a dick can stand on its own and a pussy really, like, needs...

00:58:27Like, when girls sometimes will be like, oh, I'm going to send you nudes, and then they

00:58:30send just, like, a close-up shot of their pussy.

00:58:32It's like, that's not what we wanted.

00:58:34Yeah.

00:58:35We want to see the whole thing.

00:58:37Now that you told me that, I'm kind of happy.

00:58:38Why?

00:58:39Well, I never send just a fucking pussy pic.

00:58:41Right?

00:58:41Because it's stupid.

00:58:42Who the fuck...

00:58:42Yeah.

00:58:44I'm happy you said that now.

00:58:45Yeah.

00:58:45And I'm happy you said the balls thing.

00:58:47The balls thing.

00:58:47Be careful with the balls.

00:58:50Man, I used to get crazy dirty with them.

00:58:52Really?

00:58:53I thought that's what they liked.

00:58:54You know, like...

00:58:55They're super sensitive.

00:58:56You guys just got to remember, like, being kicked in the balls is the worst pain you're

00:58:59ever going to endure in your entire life.

00:59:00There is, but porn will have you so confused.

00:59:03Like, Mike Adriano is a porn star, and he used to shove his whole ball sack in an asshole.

00:59:07I've seen that.

00:59:08That's so crazy.

00:59:09And I'm like, if he can do that with his balls, then he used to want us to, like, squeeze

00:59:12them and, like, you know, like, really squeeze them.

00:59:14His nuts might be, like, less sensitive than the average dude.

00:59:17I know for myself, personally, I have kind of sensitive nuts ever since that BMX incident

00:59:21where they got smashed, and then that sort of made me want to be a little bit more careful.

00:59:26I don't think my balls are going in any buttholes anytime soon.

00:59:29You should try.

00:59:30Also, it really depends on the butthole, right?

00:59:31Yeah, it does.

00:59:33It really does.

00:59:34In my life, I've fucked girls in the ass who it was never going in.

00:59:38And I've fucked girls in the ass where it was just bloop.

00:59:40It just slides right in, you know?

00:59:42Oh, really?

00:59:43Yeah.

00:59:44Where are you on?

00:59:44Do you guys do anal?

00:59:45Yeah.

00:59:46Ouch.

00:59:46You don't like it?

00:59:48Ouch.

00:59:48I've had too many accidents.

00:59:50We're, like, we were using a lot of lube, and we were doing, like, long strokes, like,

00:59:53boom, boom, and it's just, like, ass.

00:59:55And I was, like, paralyzed.

00:59:56Oh, but you were in the pussy, and then it slipped into the ass.

00:59:59Quick.

01:00:00Ooh.

01:00:00And no warning, and it was a big, big boy.

01:00:03But have you done anal, like, willingly and enjoyed it?

01:00:06No.

01:00:06I can't.

01:00:07I've tried to do the butt plug.

01:00:08I can't get it in.

01:00:09I'm like, okay, they say relax.

01:00:10See, you sound like one of these girls that's just not meant for anal.

01:00:13I don't know.

01:00:14I'm really freaky.

01:00:15I feel like I would just need someone else to do it.

01:00:17Like, I'm going to, we're going to drink together and get relaxed, and I'm just going to post

01:00:20up, and you're just going to shove it in.

01:00:22Okay?

01:00:23Because I heard once it's in, it's okay.

01:00:25She's not the one to take your anal virginity, though, because she's timid.

01:00:29She just, she won't go as hard as you need to until, like, get that thing fully gauged

01:00:33out.

01:00:34Oh.

01:00:34Okay, give her a line.

01:00:39Maybe she'll gauge it out.

01:00:40Really?

01:00:41I mean, maybe.

01:00:42I don't know.

01:00:43She's got that little hat now.

01:00:44That's what I'm saying.

01:00:45She's role-playing with that little hat.

01:00:46I feel like she knows.

01:00:48I think she's...

01:00:48I don't really play with your assholes, but you don't know.

01:00:49Well, I'm never drunk enough.

01:00:52Drunk enough?

01:00:52You got to be drunk for it?

01:00:54To get my asshole licked?

01:00:55I guess I got to be drunk, yeah.

01:00:57Like I was explaining before, I just get a little ticklish and weird when I'm not...

01:01:00But as long as there's a bitch up top sucking it, and you're distracted from it, right?

01:01:05Well, actually, that was how that played out in that situation, more or less, yeah.

01:01:09That's what you need.

01:01:10Yeah.

01:01:11I don't know.

01:01:12That was just ticklish.

01:01:13But to be honest, we kind of have that issue in general where we'll be in bed cuddling,

01:01:16and she'll be going like this, rubbing my hand, and I feel like I'm more ticklish than

01:01:20the average person.

01:01:20I'll be like, no, you got to stop.

01:01:21I can't be having my shit rubbed over and over.

01:01:24I'm just kind of like, I don't know.

01:01:26That is a ticklish person.

01:01:27I'm 35.

01:01:28I'm getting weird.

01:01:29Are you 35?

01:01:30Mm-hmm.

01:01:30How old are you?

01:01:3127.

01:01:34Okay, Dad.

01:01:35No, I'm just kidding.

01:01:36It's a mere eight years.

01:01:37No, I'm just kidding.

01:01:38And you're a mere four years younger than her.

01:01:40I've had sex.

01:01:41The oldest person I've had sex with was probably like 80, I would say like 86.

01:01:46How the fuck did that happen?

01:01:48He was a trick.

01:01:48He was in Georgetown, D.C.

01:01:50He was here just for the stay.

01:01:51I don't know what.

01:01:52He was in town for like a quick stay, and it was on some ho-shit.

01:01:55He had booked me, and I went.

01:01:57He needed help up the stairs.

01:01:58I had to help him up the fucking stairs.

01:01:59He was so fucking old.

01:02:01Holy shit.

01:02:01Now, when I say that your balls are going to get so fucking saggy.

01:02:06Really?

01:02:07He had a big dick, though, for a white boy.

01:02:09I was like, eh.

01:02:09A white boy is a funny thing to call an 87-year-old.

01:02:12But he couldn't get hard.

01:02:14It was so big, and he was doing so much coke.

01:02:16Like, coke the size of my fucking finger.

01:02:18Whoa.

01:02:18You could be 87 doing coke?

01:02:20Man, he was taking them down.

01:02:22Holy shit.

01:02:23He was crazy.

01:02:25But I remember he gave me his card, and he was like, baby, go get the money out of the ATM.

01:02:29I checked his ATM balance.

01:02:31He was like, I want to tell much this guy has in his balance.

01:02:33Say it.

01:02:34It wasn't a lot.

01:02:35Oh.

01:02:36Yeah.

01:02:36It wasn't a lot.

01:02:37No, because he said that this was his travel money.

01:02:39So he might have been saving up for this big moment of...

01:02:42But then again, I mean, he probably had multiple bank accounts.

01:02:45Hopefully, by the time you're like 87, you could have like a retirement fund and shit.

01:02:48Yeah.

01:02:49Like, if I gave you my checking, like my debit card, and you were to go withdraw money, you

01:02:54would see like, oh, it was $20,000 in the bank.

01:02:56Yeah.

01:02:58That's the checking.

01:03:00Oh, you wouldn't see that?

01:03:01No, you would see $20,000, and you'd probably think that that's all I have in the bank.

01:03:04Oh, because that's not your savings.

01:03:05Well, that's just the checking.

01:03:06Totally get it.

01:03:06Yeah, yeah.

01:03:08Totally get it.

01:03:08Okay, yeah.

01:03:09See, I'm getting there with the bank shit.

01:03:11Well, I just revealed how much I have in my checking.

01:03:13I mean, that's a...

01:03:14Very intimate.

01:03:15Isn't that what everybody kind of has?

01:03:17Hell no.

01:03:18You're supposed to keep a certain amount in your checking.

01:03:20There's a lot of people who have a lot more than $20,000, or a lot less.

01:03:24A lot of people are like, holy shit, $20,000, I never had $20,000.

01:03:27Checking is your debit, right?

01:03:28Yeah.

01:03:29Why would you...

01:03:29That's stupid.

01:03:31I don't know.

01:03:31Because you don't get that money back, baby, if they hack it.

01:03:34You don't.

01:03:36Really?

01:03:36I heard that if they take money out of your debit, or your actual checking, that it's

01:03:41not insured.

01:03:41Were you ever a scammer?

01:03:43You seem like you've put some time in, probably.

01:03:45No.

01:03:46No.

01:03:46I'm real bad at talking.

01:03:49I would fucking...

01:03:49They would know I'm lying.

01:03:51Really?

01:03:51Yeah.

01:03:52I feel like you'd be great.

01:03:53You're very animated.

01:03:54You'd be able to just sort of spin a web of lies.

01:03:56I'm super animated.

01:03:57But even when it comes to porn videos, acting, I'm trash.

01:04:01As soon as they give me something to read, I'm super bland.

01:04:04Really?

01:04:05Tomorrow, we have to go see our daddy at the store.

01:04:08Like, I'm just really whack.

01:04:09See, I'm only familiar with the stuff you put on Twitter and maybe a couple of things

01:04:13on Pornhub over the years.

01:04:14I haven't actually seen the full spectrum.

01:04:17I don't think I've ever watched a porn movie in full.

01:04:20Yeah.

01:04:20I'm always tapping a fast forward.

01:04:23Good, kind of.

01:04:23Because my acting's trash.

01:04:26Well, because they're sucking dick for like fucking 15 minutes.

01:04:29That's true, yeah.

01:04:30I don't need to see that for 15 minutes.

01:04:31I want to see like 45 seconds.

01:04:33Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.

01:04:34Oh, they're doing anal.

01:04:35Okay, cool.

01:04:36I feel like that's every guy though.

01:04:37Every guy I talk to, they're kind of like, we don't watch the beginning.

01:04:41But it's weird because like the porn companies have so much data.

01:04:43They know what we want, but then we consume it differently than we, I don't know.

01:04:48I might be getting a little too deep for this.

01:04:49Super deep.

01:04:50You've lost me.

01:04:51Super deep.

01:04:52All right.

01:04:53So, yeah.

01:04:54Hopefully, maybe I'll see you again while we're on this trip.

01:04:57Yeah.

01:04:57You're on this trip.

01:04:58I have a feeling.

01:04:59I'll put in a word with Lena.

01:05:00I'll see if she's interested.

01:05:03I have a feeling, man.

01:05:04She might still have that little hat on.

01:05:07Lennasplugs.com.

01:05:09Huh?

01:05:11What, you were sucking a dick today?

01:05:12Oh, like you're hitting him in the stomach.

01:05:14She said the hat makes it hard to suck dick.

01:05:16I can believe that.

01:05:17I got to get off stream and figure out what dick she's been sucking today.

01:05:22Hey, honestly, that was an amazing interview.

01:05:24I appreciate you so much.

01:05:25Yeah.

01:05:25Hey, to everybody who watched this at home, if you did donate for your song donations,

01:05:28I'm going to be going on stream, I think.

01:05:31What is this?

01:05:31Tomorrow?

01:05:32Thursday?

01:05:33Tomorrow's Friday?

01:05:34Shit.

01:05:34Well, I'm not going on stream tomorrow.

01:05:35Anyway, I think I will be going live Saturday or Sunday night.

01:05:38So, make sure you stay tuned and subscribe and like and comment.

01:05:41And thank you so much to the 10,000 people who are watching this.

01:05:43I'm really proud that we hit that milestone.

01:05:45It's lit.

01:05:45It is fucking lit.

01:05:47Thank you, Tiana.

01:05:48You're welcome.

01:05:48Appreciate you.

01:05:49Is that a lot of people?

01:05:50What?

01:05:5110K?

01:05:52For us, yeah.

01:05:53It's pretty good.

01:05:53Although, I think when we had trippy, we might add more.

01:05:56Oh, it's trippy.

01:05:56God.

01:05:58God.

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