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00:00For let the power from heaven
00:23All on me
00:32For let the power all on me
00:37Come on, come on!
00:39Abba, it's a fire!
00:41Obba!
00:43Go home!
00:53Chuga!
01:03Chuga!
01:04Chuga!
01:07Chuga!
01:08Chuga!
01:10Chuga!
01:11Chuga!
01:14LGBTQ9
01:17He's quick, he's too quick.
01:19He's quick, he's too quick.
01:21Go low now!
01:23Cronus said an egg come to the answers!
01:29Come on, come on!
01:33To the body! Come to the body!
01:37Fing! Fing!
01:39Come on, come on!
01:47Lifetapers landed a blow!
01:51Trinidad 2-ball, reslam, fall!
01:53Take your turn!
01:57Do the speed, come on!
01:59I'm not taking your blood!
02:03I'm not taking your blood!
02:07I'm not taking your blood!
02:11No!
02:13No!
02:15Take him off the road!
02:17Take him on the ground, please!
02:19Shura! Shura! Shura!
02:49Oh, my God.
03:10There's some miracle, ladies and gentlemen.
03:14He's on his feet.
03:17He's back from the name.
03:19He's back from the name.
03:35Take it, sir.
03:36Bring it!
03:37Come on!
03:39Hang on, bitch.
03:45That's it.
03:45That's it.
03:46Oh
04:16Oh
04:46Oh
05:16Oh
05:18Oh
05:22Mary
05:24Hey
05:26Hey, listen
05:32Give me the gun
05:34Please
05:40Give me the gun
05:46And the brain boy from the land of ruby red rum
05:52Has at last done enough punishment
05:56Ladies and gentlemen
05:58That concludes sugar goods and sweets
06:00Are you ready?
06:06Mary
06:08Who is he?
06:10What? Who is he?
06:12He's a lion tamer, Tricol
06:14What is this to you?
06:16Nobody's anything to me
06:18Come on!
06:20Wait, wait, wait, wait
06:24Hey, hey, hey
06:26Listen to me, listen, listen to me
06:28Listen to me
06:32There is more to you than this
06:34Yes
06:36I
06:38Think
06:40There is more to you than this
06:42I
06:44Must say more Mary
06:46Mary
06:48Mel
06:50Mel
06:52Mel
06:54Mel
07:12You
07:14Give a round of the rules
07:15Give a round of the rules
07:16Give a round of the rules
07:17ologists come on
07:18Fuck off with me
07:19Fuck, come on
07:19What do you
07:20Fuck?
07:21C'mon, come on
07:22Come on, what was that?
07:23Change! You're a change!
07:25You're a fucking change!
07:27Get in!
07:29Come on, see!
07:48He didn't even see it coming.
07:52He didn't even see it coming.
08:00Jared?
08:14You forgot to collect your winnings.
08:17For landing, your blows should have been the whole night's taking.
08:19You had sugar beet.
08:22That man was our friend.
08:26No.
08:27No, he's a cock with complications.
08:29Many complications.
08:33Best you concern yourself of only yourself in this life.
08:35Them as wish to die can suit themselves.
08:39If you're so concerned, then spend two bob on a funeral.
08:41Alternatively, we wrap him up and throw him in a river.
08:43The river.
08:45Chalky liked the river.
08:46Loved it, actually.
08:47As a little boy, he grew up in the mud between the tides.
08:49He would much prefer the river, full of honest eels, to any fucking churchyard full of mug punters.
08:54You.
08:55Are you going to help?
08:56Which part of the river?
08:57There's a place called Hell's Gateway.
08:59We'll have to wait for the tides.
09:00After three, we sling him.
09:01Oh, you know what's up here?
09:02Oh, there's no god to catch the straight east beyond the river.
09:05Oh, no.
09:06Oh, no.
09:07No!
09:08No!
09:09No!
09:10We'll have to wait for the tides.
09:11Oh, no!
09:12Where is he?
09:13It's about the river.
09:14All right.
09:15There's a place called Hell's Gateway.
09:17After three, we sling him.
09:28Oh, you know what's up here?
09:29Oh, there's no god to catch the straight east
09:32beyond the territory of the Angel Whislington.
09:33Eight, two, ten, bro.
09:45River picks him up from here.
09:47I could train at a station.
09:50Floats him, drags him to the middle,
09:52then takes him express down to Southend
09:53where the dogfish do the undertaking.
09:59What language are you just can't in?
10:03What the fuck are they saying?
10:07The coppers ask as we confer in the back of the paddy wagon.
10:14Tonight you lost the fight, but you got my attention,
10:16which is worth more than a night's take in to the Blue Cowboy.
10:21Sometimes fate is like this old river.
10:24Washes up the exact thing you need at the exact right time.
10:27What is it you need?
10:32You.
10:35The last chess piece for my strategy.
10:38You play chess?
10:39With people.
10:40The last chess piece for my strategy.
10:40You play chess for my strategy.
10:41You play chess for my strategy.
10:42You play chess for my strategy.
10:43You play chess for my strategy.
10:44And I have my pawn.
10:48More like a knight in battered armour.
10:52I have an imminent criminal engagement which will require someone with your abilities
11:01and which would pay you personally one hundred pounds in English paper cash.
11:13Hmm.
11:15One hundred pounds, Mr. Lion Tamer.
11:21How many blows did you have to give and take to her now in five shilling lots?
11:24And why should I trust you, Miracle?
11:29You are in London.
11:32This city makes only one promise.
11:34That it will kill you the first chance it gets.
11:37Strip your flesh as quick as them dogfish.
11:40Think we don't have dogfish from me from?
11:43No, we have them.
11:46Hmm.
11:48Them wear white suits.
11:51And red uniforms.
11:52And when you face them.
11:57Drop your guard.
12:00Fall for one of their lies.
12:04Me know all about cruelty.
12:06Miracle.
12:08That is a commodity your people saw fit to share with the world.
12:16My offer stands.
12:19And you can trust me to keep my word.
12:22Me and my ladies are shopping this morning,
12:30but when you're ready to talk,
12:32you can find me in the Green Dolphin Hotel,
12:35making some very complex arrangements.
12:37as much as you call me in the Green Citizens.
12:38Thank you, man.
12:38When you are out there,
12:39like a waiting room,
12:41it's so soft.
12:44I know, it's so soft.
12:45Can think of what?
12:45Well, I'm not going my shoes.
12:47If you need a shoe seat,
12:48I'm not going to keep up sepイيل and sit in the bag.
13:01I know.
13:02I know it's so easy.
13:03I believe this is sweet.
13:04Here's where you been, me didn't worry.
13:16So, you did so worry that you drank a buckle of whiskey and you'd fall asleep?
13:23That is not real whiskey.
13:26There's a cray fisherman by the wall, and he make this out of molasses and crabapple.
13:32He put it in a whiskey bottle to give the poor liquid dignity himself.
13:39He talk like that, he's an old soldier from Scotland.
13:43I think you like him.
13:49I want him to you. You fight sugar.
13:53I lost the plurions.
13:56I find justice ring the bell.
13:59You say we can be better, but we can win.
14:06Swallow that.
14:08We can be men, but we are not human.
14:14Swallow that.
14:18You know a crayfish man like me?
14:37Him say him have work for us.
14:39Him give me this one for free.
14:54You know a woman here like me too?
14:58It's starting to be that I'm almost glad that I came.
15:05It's starting to be.
15:13Wish I was sitting on a rock.
15:18In Moran Bay.
15:22With hook and line catching out in a town.
15:28Not in a town.
15:29Not in a town.
15:35Mm-mm-mm-mm.
15:37We drank two bottles of this last night each.
15:52I swear, I swear I saw a mermaid.
15:56Is that my hand so fucking conversational this morning?
16:00No.
16:01It's not.
16:03Last night I went aboard a Spanish galleon.
16:06Cherry crossed with ten Spanish sailors.
16:08Ten?
16:09Two hours later I stepped shore with a hundred Spanish gold coins
16:13that I had earned without recourse to the obvious.
16:16Show us a hundred gold coins then.
16:23If I'm not believing.
16:25You drug them.
16:26Fuck shit!
16:28I will speak only to Queen Mary.
16:29Come on in.
16:31I've got work to do.
16:46There he is downstairs.
16:49Sounds like the ladies are heading up the West End to cause a bit of bedlam.
16:53Who is he?
16:55Um, they got him from Jamaica a few days ago and they're staying in the Green Dolphin.
17:02Who's they?
17:04Well, there's the one who I fought on Friday night and beat.
17:09He's called Alec.
17:11And then there's one you fought. He's called Ezekiah.
17:21They're sleeping in my own backyard.
17:24Who would he learn to fight like that?
17:27No-one knows.
17:29And that's the problem.
17:33Very old as fuck, it ain't.
17:36Are you listening to me?
17:38Strangers walking through our doors and we don't know who they are.
17:47Peggy Bentonson paid me a visit.
17:49What did he fucking want?
17:51Well, he's setting up legitimate fights for belts.
17:55And he's taking rooms up West. Sugar.
17:57I've got rooms, not a fucking pub.
17:59He's straightening it up.
18:00I want to fight him again.
18:02The Jamaican.
18:06He's got men who are half royals and stockbrokers coming in.
18:08And that way, we know who we're fighting.
18:10And we can plan for it.
18:11Peggy Bentonson will never make a penny from his stuck-up tea dances.
18:15People sat around like they're in fucking church.
18:17I want to fight him again.
18:19Sadly, no.
18:21Not with you.
18:23With fucking Charlie coming in the ring.
18:25Just me and him.
18:29Mary watching.
18:32And she can raise my fucking hand.
18:37She got my right hand in the air.
18:40As he lays on the canvas.
18:42Dead all her life.
18:43I don't care which.
18:44I can't wait.
19:10What?
19:11You good?
19:12Ready?
19:14Oi.
19:15Well done.
19:16You swung your blows for all of us.
19:18All right?
19:19No, I bet.
19:20Good on you, sir.
19:38Yo, Jack, it's Alec.
19:43So what your friend wants us to do?
19:44So I make all of them things here, sir.
19:45You make all of this?
19:46Hmm.
19:47All right.
19:48Hmm.
19:49So him is a cheat.
19:50No.
19:51Well, I know he's a guy.
19:52Ah, he cheated your friend.
19:53No.
19:54No.
19:55No.
19:56No.
19:57No.
19:58No.
19:59No.
20:00No.
20:01No.
20:02No.
20:03No.
20:04No.
20:05No.
20:06No.
20:07No.
20:08No.
20:09No.
20:10No.
20:11No.
20:12No.
20:13No.
20:14No.
20:15No.
20:16No.
20:17No.
20:18No.
20:19No.
20:20No.
20:21No.
20:22No.
20:23No.
20:24No.
20:25No.
20:26No.
20:27No.
20:28he is. Glad that you came back, Alec. Jack, this is my friend. The one that they tell
20:38you about. Not just you, Alec. Not just you. Everybody. The runners, the larks, they're
20:45all talking about him this morning. The savior of the common man he is. Jack McCallum. Known
20:52to the world as Jack Mack. Alec, we don't want a surgical spirit as Jamaican
20:59Rome for this year because it's not your age. Give him a chance, no? A man of principle, eh?
21:05Fire in the belly. Beginnings of a legend, I think, Alec. You know, I fought in Bloemfontein
21:12alongside men like you. And it was there I learned the language of the lion. In Africa,
21:19it was a lion who was my best friend. Everything is a lie here. So you believe
21:26what you want, believe, Alec. You see these mad people? Them just say what you want to hear.
21:32Hezekiah. Sorry. Hezekiah. Me go on. Yo, listen to me, no man. Me go on.
21:37Afternoon, ma'am.
21:54Afternoon, ma'am.
21:56Are you all getting better?
21:57I would say they're not my god. Only one of those are forts.
22:02That's right.
22:05Oh, that's all.
22:07Oh, exactly.
22:08The other are forts.
22:11Right, down there, and we
22:13our forties take those stars.
22:15Mine duties meet here.
22:20It will take the night's brisk and stabulary exactly two minutes to get here.
22:30And remember, I want yellow and blue silk and gold for paint.
22:34It gets out of your end.
22:47Come on, pass us that.
22:48Now we take it.
22:49We've got Barbara.
22:51Time's up, ladies.
22:53Ladies.
22:54Come on, let's go back.
22:56Ladies, come on.
23:00Now.
23:12Is two Bob a day worth getting your throat cut for, darling?
23:16Fuck two Bob a day.
23:17I want to be an elephant.
23:18Where are you from, then?
23:24Covered garden.
23:26Shit, I'm on the rotten apples.
23:34Stop it again!
23:35Three more nights.
23:52I hear you had sugar, goose and beet.
23:55I only want five shillings.
23:56I can't be that I had him beat.
23:58Everyone knows you had him beat, which is unfortunate for you.
24:02If you have any sense, you will take your coins and put five miles of London between you and this part of the river.
24:18When sugar gets mad, the river gets hungry.
24:26But I have done not into that money.
24:27He can't stand to lose.
24:28They say when he was seven years old, he saw his own father beat him to death in an alley.
24:36In the workhouse, he fought every day to save his little brother from flogging and worse.
24:45In every fight, he is protecting his family.
24:50By the way, I know there are two of you down.
24:56Please just keep the rent.
25:07By the way, I know there are two of you down there.
25:20Because you are my Chinese brother.
25:26I don't know why I remember you until you did.
25:29Yes, sir.
25:44Please follow me with the moment of matter.
25:46Thank you, sir.
25:47I'm ready.
25:49I'm ready.
25:51I'm ready.
25:53I'm ready.
25:56Well, I admire your bollocks, young man.
25:58But this is not a good place for you to be.
26:00Give him a drink on the house.
26:06Well, I would like a glass of Jamaican rum.
26:10And to know what your brother has planned for me.
26:13Yeah.
26:18He wants a rematch.
26:24And it'll be me against him, you, our two other men?
26:28No.
26:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:31This time, it'll be fair and square.
26:34Yeah.
26:35Yeah.
26:36Yeah.
26:37Yeah.
26:38Yeah.
26:39Yeah.
26:48How much are you paying?
26:49You know the rights.
26:50I mean, I care about your rates.
26:52How much do you give the Emperor a chance?
26:54To restore his reputation.
26:56Three pounds.
26:57Win or lose.
26:59More if I win?
27:03Punch.
27:06I'll check the barrels.
27:16No.
27:18On this occasion,
27:19more if you lose.
27:23Why more if I lose?
27:25I'm his brother.
27:27And he has hot blood.
27:30Mine is cooler.
27:33You agree to lose on Saturday night,
27:34and I will give you five pounds,
27:35and you can walk away for good.
27:38Yeah?
27:39Just have a little move round in the ring.
27:42And go down in the third.
27:50Mmm.
27:51Mmm.
27:52Mmm.
27:53Mmm.
27:58Sugar good, son?
28:04Sugar good, son?
28:09Your brother just offered me five pounds
28:11to take a pall in the third round.
28:14You fucking idiot.
28:19I asked my brother to make arrangements,
28:21because my heart cannot be trusted.
28:22And there are devils
28:23that pull the carriage I ride.
28:24I am able to speak to you long enough
28:25to invite you to meet me
28:26in combat this Saturday night
28:27at eight o'clock
28:28in that there ring.
28:29I am able to speak to you long enough
28:30to invite you to meet me
28:31in combat this Saturday night
28:32at eight o'clock
28:33in that there ring.
28:34and I promise you,
28:35we'll be a fair fight.
28:38Should you win this pub
28:39we'll pay you fifty pounds
28:41to pay you fifty pound
28:42and a half pounds
28:43and a half pounds
28:44of that day.
28:45And then there are devils
28:46that pull the carriage I ride.
28:48I am able to speak to you long enough
28:49to invite you to meet me
28:51in combat this Saturday night
28:53at eight o'clock
28:54in that there ring.
28:56We'll be a fair fight.
28:59And should you win, this pub will pay you 50 pound.
29:05Or should I predominate?
29:09Should I break you?
29:11And I promise I will not stop until you're dead.
29:16Then your body will be sent back on that boat to whence you came.
29:26I am just a stranger to you.
29:31Why would you want me dead?
29:35Because it's like looking in the mirror.
29:39And there can't be two of us.
29:42Fair and square.
29:48Fair and fucking square.
29:56Fair and square.
29:59Fair and square.
30:00Fair and square.
30:05Fair and square.
30:06What?
30:28Genuine Chinese silk liberated from the grasp of the ruling class
30:33by representatives of the urban proletariat.
30:36Your sister's in the struggle, the elephants of the revolution.
30:39Not much coal for Chinese silk around here.
30:42Lot of coal for bread.
30:44And shoes.
30:45And clean water.
30:47Things like that.
30:48No.
30:49We don't want you to buy it off of us.
30:51We want you to make something out of it.
30:53Let me guess, Mary.
30:54Your wedding dress.
30:55Yeah.
30:56You're getting married.
30:59Mary's paying for a miracle, aren't you, Mary?
31:01Eh?
31:02A cock with no babies in it.
31:04A tongue.
31:05And answer back.
31:06And when you are of no more use, you fall under the hooves of horses.
31:12I want you to make a suit like this.
31:14Slippers as well.
31:15And that hat.
31:16We like that hat.
31:17What size?
31:18You know the man who runs a green dolphin?
31:20It's for him.
31:22Will he come for a fishing?
31:23He don't know he's going to be wearing it yet.
31:26Mary, I'm going to stay here for a minute.
31:28What are you an item?
31:29No.
31:30It's just a port of court.
31:31We discuss revolution.
31:32Mary, I swear the conversation is secondary.
31:33We just fuck.
31:34We'll fuck them all you want, Eliza.
31:35But don't start believing what he has to say.
31:36Planting bombs and causing chaos.
31:37Anarchists and communists and Finians attract the sort of attention we don't need.
31:38We are ordinary, decent criminals and we thrive on neglect.
31:41Come on, yeah.
31:42He was coming at you fast.
31:43And you were chasing him round the ring.
31:44Yeah?
31:45Don't open up.
31:46Stay tight like a fucking crap.
31:47Yeah.
31:48Yeah.
31:49But when he popped back on the ring, I saw him making a go straight.
31:50I'm going to call him on a throne.
31:51What if we did the fucking guy, who's a guest?
31:52Yeah.
31:53We're not going to fuck.
31:54We're fucking all you want, Eliza.
31:55But don't start believing what he has to say.
31:56Planting bombs and causing chaos.
31:57Anarchists and communists and Finians attract the sort of attention we don't need.
31:58We are ordinary, decent criminals and we thrive on neglect.
32:03Come on.
32:05He was coming at you fast and you were chasing him round the ring.
32:08Yeah.
32:09Yeah, but when he pops up as a signal, I'll catch him.
32:12And this time, I will. I'll catch him.
32:14Yeah, but if you miss, you'll be open and he will catch you.
32:16I'll read his eyes.
32:20Yeah, but you'll be the same man, and he will be the same man.
32:23That's what I've learned from last time.
32:25Brother, I watched you.
32:27Watch me? What does that mean?
32:29Hey, what did you see?
32:31What did you fucking see?
32:33I saw that you slowed down.
32:39And that you came up against someone young and useful and...
32:44Well, you weren't fast enough.
32:47Champions are fast.
32:49Not champions around here. Champions of everywhere in the world.
32:53Of the world, sugar, yeah?
32:56Up west, they're talking about someone being the fighting champion
33:00of the whole fucking world, and you can't do that if...
33:03You're dead.
33:06Brother.
33:08I saw it in that lion tamer's eyes.
33:10If we hadn't have dragged him off you,
33:14he would have killed you.
33:18And come this Saturday,
33:20you will be the same man, and he will be the same man, and...
33:23You're my brother.
33:32I'm talking sense to you.
33:35You will fucking listen, sugar.
33:40Sugar.
33:53That's enough now. I mean it.
33:58I swear to God, Mary.
34:01We just fuck.
34:02We do fuck.
34:05And feel.
34:14Why don't you tell her it's more?
34:17Why don't you tell me what you and your friends are plotting in the shadows?
34:20Fear on protection.
34:27Promise me you'll never breathe a word of this to Mary.
34:37Why do you fear her so much?
34:40Fear.
34:41You know the man I used to be with.
34:48And you know what he did.
34:53Well, it was Mary who saved me.
34:56Made me safe.
35:02I told her what he did.
35:04Three days after I left, he was found at home with a butcher's knife in his throat.
35:13She never said anything, but I knew she was somehow behind it.
35:19You believe in your cause.
35:23And I believe in Mary Carr.
35:25Do you get what I asked?
35:26Curtis of the Harrods Department for Sporting Gentlemen.
35:40Good girl.
35:42So?
35:46I passed.
35:48Am I now an elephant?
35:50You don't become an elephant. Elephants are born.
35:55At the top of my thigh I've got a birthmark in the shape of a stiletto.
36:00Fate telling me something, I think.
36:02You leave fate to me.
36:05Heard the name Sugar Goodson?
36:09No.
36:11You have no?
36:12Find him.
36:14If you can persuade him to meet me at Hell's Gateway in an hour, you won't be an elephant, but I will have a bigger job for you.
36:22And only let those who will benefit you ever get access to your birthmark.
36:32Made me the bottom of the barrel, like this.
36:35But we are gonna float elegantly all the way to the fucking top.
36:38Made me the weapon on that top.
37:03I remember showing you this place.
37:05I haven't wanted to see you because I've been out of source.
37:21I'll be fine here.
37:26Whatever teach me, Carl.
37:30Find that one.
37:31Whatever it is you want.
37:33I'll make it anything that will stop me, me and Carl.
37:35It is the future, Sugar.
37:36Do it like they do.
37:37No.
37:39It is the future, Sugar.
37:42It is the future, sugar.
38:05Do it like they do upriver in the west.
38:07Fights organized by lords and ladies.
38:09You put yourself in the hands of Peggy Benson.
38:13No, no, no, hear me out.
38:16Respectable punches, honorable blood, silk stretchers,
38:20and mostly the fighting men don't die.
38:27Until you wear gloves, you are East End scum.
38:33You wear gloves, you're engaged in a sport for gentlemen and that.
38:38Sugar.
38:39That is where the money is.
38:45Bare fists.
38:46Oh, God.
38:56I'll go out west of fuck, not fight.
39:01Why don't you just fly a mum?
39:03I don't know.
39:10I think that's more.
39:11I've got to see.
39:12I'm going out.
39:13I'm going out.
39:14I'm going out.
39:14There's something wrong with me.
39:44There's something wrong with you, but the thing that's wrong with me, I can punch, and I can feel that I'm hurting it, but the thing that's wrong with you, there's a hole, and you can't feel, Mary, because there's a fucking hole in the middle here.
40:09Yeah. I've seen it.
40:19See you then.
40:21It's early night.
40:23Watch me kill him.
40:27I'm sick.
40:29Okay.
40:30Okay.
40:31I'm sick.
41:02What do you think of my perfume?
41:32You smell like mega and muda.
41:36Me taking your hand seems to have caused a bit of a problem.
41:40But I'd do it again because, among other things, I read fortunes.
41:48And your prospects appear to be rather poor.
41:54If you lose on Saturday, he will kill you.
41:58But if you win, he'll have you killed.
42:00So...
42:08By the time the Trans-Siberian Express arrives for the Chinese delegation, you should be healed.
42:12But you won't be healed by Saturday.
42:18I just saved your life.
42:23There'll be plenty of ways to say thank you.
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