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00:00:00In the Russian woods, there's an evil witch.
00:00:25People only whisper of her name in fright.
00:00:30Till the sharpened iron, hands that catch the wind, still the children sitting in their beds and pride.
00:00:38She lies in a mortar and pestle, through darkened Russian skies.
00:00:43If you see her running, would be wise.
00:00:47Baba Yaga!
00:00:49Baba Yaga!
00:00:50Baba Yaga!
00:00:51The witch of the Iron Forest, her evil is next to none.
00:00:56Baba Yaga!
00:00:58Baba Yaga!
00:00:59Baba Yaga!
00:01:00The wolves are afraid to chase her!
00:01:02The wind is afraid to race her!
00:01:04Or Russia's afraid to face her!
00:01:06Except for one!
00:01:08Or one!
00:01:09Okay, women and children in the front, gentlemen behind, please don't push.
00:01:23Plenty of room for everybody, sir.
00:01:25Now, don't try this at home.
00:01:26Part of the show totally planned.
00:01:27Stay with me now, folks, because here comes the good stuff.
00:01:31Once in Mongolia, I noticed a fire.
00:01:32The whole city burning and the flames getting higher.
00:01:33They're yelling, save us, so we're all gonna make.
00:01:34I ate the flames and then I drank the whole lake.
00:01:40They called me Far Puck.
00:01:41The magnificent.
00:01:42The specifically, terrifically magnificent.
00:01:47The mammal so inflammable, he saved the day.
00:01:48I tell you, B-A-R-T.
00:01:49Oh, okay.
00:01:50Folks, that's 10,000 pounds of pressure.
00:01:54Uh, go over there at once and put a stop to that inane little bat.
00:02:09Lola-nola, leave him alone.
00:02:11I like him.
00:02:12He's funny.
00:02:13Your Highness, can you...
00:02:15Yes.
00:02:16As you wish.
00:02:19Leave him be.
00:02:21As you wish.
00:02:23Leave him be.
00:02:24Folks, this here's a dragon.
00:02:26An exact replica.
00:02:28150, 200 tons easy.
00:02:30A fire spitter.
00:02:31Kill you with a lick of the tail.
00:02:33That handful there, sir, better safe than sorry.
00:02:36One time in Hungary, this dragon appears.
00:02:39He's very hungry, no dinner in years.
00:02:42And then he grabs me and I'm practically through.
00:02:46I summon all my strength,
00:02:47and using the dragon's body weight against him,
00:02:50I throw him off me.
00:02:51I give him a one to the solar plexus,
00:02:54and then two to the kidneys.
00:02:56He was deflated because I knew my kung fu.
00:02:58That's why I love the magnificent.
00:03:01With a ha and a hi-yah that are significant.
00:03:05That dragon hasn't eaten since that fateful day.
00:03:08Thanks to B-A-R-T-O-N.
00:03:20Who are top the magnificent?
00:03:25I'm benignably, reliably magnificent.
00:03:28And heaven help a harpy who gets in my way.
00:03:31I guess I'm just a natural, or so they say.
00:03:35This battle goes in battle for you come on then.
00:03:38I tell ya.
00:03:41B-A-R-T-O-N.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:48Great crowd.
00:03:49Good people.
00:03:50Oh, please, you're too kind.
00:03:57Show's over.
00:03:58Thank goodness.
00:03:59Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:04:16Okay.
00:04:19Not so fast there, big fella.
00:04:23Oh, really?
00:04:24Now why don't you try this on for size?
00:04:26A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:27A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:28A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:29A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:30A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:31A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:32A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:33A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:34A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:35A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:36Now watch very closely.
00:04:38There's a half hitch.
00:04:40Here's a sailor's breast plate.
00:04:43And this one's called Popin' the Bear.
00:04:47A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:48A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:49A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:49A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:50A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:51A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:53A-R-T-O-N.
00:04:58A-R-T-O-N.
00:05:04Hero.
00:05:07A-R-T-O-N!
00:05:10Peace.
00:05:14A-R-T-O-N!
00:05:15Hey, thanks a lot, folks.
00:05:16Really.
00:05:18That's too cut-
00:05:18Ooh!
00:05:19A-haw.
00:05:19A-haw.
00:05:20A-haw.
00:05:20A-haw.
00:05:21That is a ring for her Romanoff no no commoner may ever wear that why because
00:05:36because that is how it has always been well perhaps it's time for a change
00:05:44ah very well your highness let us go thank you for helping my people please don't be silly it was the
00:05:55least I could do would you look at the shine on that you can't go around giving royal jewels to commoners
00:06:12especially street performers you only encourage them well I wanted to encourage him but Mila don't
00:06:21be that way the people liked the bat did you see how he made them smile it was nice to see them happy
00:06:27nonsense I thought he was funny well what do you think I thought so when the feathers cleared
00:06:36and the bat standing there holding the chicken
00:06:40that's good stop
00:06:44or
00:06:45when they pass the silence
00:06:48yes your highness I know but one day you'll be sorry you must show respect for your crown
00:06:57if you don't how can you expect the peasants to
00:07:01your highness are you listening to me I'm tired of listening to you LaMilla
00:07:08if I am the future czar then I will do as I choose
00:07:12and it is you who must respect the crown
00:07:15my apologies
00:07:26one for me
00:07:28one for me
00:07:29one two three for me
00:07:33one two three for me
00:07:36and one two three for me
00:07:48why do you do that I hate when you do that
00:07:53ah that never fails to amuse me
00:07:56oh come now you're certainly not going to let the fact that I got the better of you
00:08:00ruin quite possibly one of our fighter performances to date
00:08:06hmm you were inspiring today focused fully in the moment
00:08:13exceeding well beyond what your talent would indicate
00:08:16ah thanks a lot
00:08:18and I
00:08:20will suffice it to say the performance of my death today
00:08:24would have shamed prometheus
00:08:27bound to a cliff
00:08:28okay okay okay
00:08:29so see with the cliff in the thing sheesh
00:08:32I wish you could hear yourself it's really quite irritating
00:08:36critics
00:08:38and what pray tell are you doing now
00:08:40I'm divvying up the spoils what do you mean
00:08:42this again
00:08:44why not just pool our assets
00:08:45we're always together is it
00:08:47no no no fair is fair
00:08:49you're not planning on keeping that are you
00:08:51what are you talking about he gave it to me
00:08:53yes but he's a child it is a ring for royalty and you should know better
00:08:58ah well maybe I don't
00:09:00well I can only hope one day you will
00:09:04there we go perfectly balanced my friend
00:09:06here
00:09:07perfectly balanced
00:09:08oh yeah
00:09:09both sides are the same
00:09:10exactly even
00:09:12good
00:09:13don't you mind if I take this side
00:09:15whoa whoa wait a second there fella
00:09:18what happened to pooling our assets
00:09:21will you give the prince back his ring
00:09:23ah well what's the hurry he's not going anywhere
00:09:27she
00:09:38she
00:09:44is
00:09:48she
00:09:50she
00:09:51she
00:09:52she
00:09:52she
00:09:57and
00:09:57Oh, this can't be.
00:10:14But last night he was in his bed and he's...
00:10:17Where's the ground?
00:10:18And the inch.
00:10:19And?
00:10:19Nothing.
00:10:20He's gone.
00:10:21Where?
00:10:24Oh, good heavens.
00:10:26What is this?
00:10:28A clue?
00:10:32We must inform the peasants.
00:10:39Good people of Moscow, the prince has been kidnapped.
00:10:45But I know who has stolen our sire, for she left this iron tooth behind.
00:10:55Baba Yaku!
00:10:56Baba Yaku?
00:10:59Yes, Baba Yaku!
00:11:02Can anyone help us?
00:11:05Think what people think!
00:11:07Who, who can rescue our prince from the evil?
00:11:10Baba Yaku!
00:11:11I know someone!
00:11:13Hey, Sozy, will you take it easy up there?
00:11:19Arrgh!
00:11:20You mess there, me pint-sized meaty!
00:11:22And the hills, batten down the hatches!
00:11:25Rough seas ahead, there's a storm a-coming!
00:11:27Heave-ho, hard-a-starboard!
00:11:29All hands, clue the dick!
00:11:31Nice to meet, sir!
00:11:32Animes on the horizon!
00:11:34What, somebody's coming?
00:11:36Arrgh!
00:11:37I spy with my...
00:11:38My little eye!
00:11:39Cossacks!
00:11:40Cossacks!
00:11:41Cossacks!
00:11:42Cossacks!
00:11:43Cossacks!
00:11:44Cossacks!
00:11:45I knew you shouldn't have kept that ring!
00:11:46Quick, hide!
00:11:47If they see you're not dead, we will be!
00:11:48Hurry!
00:11:49Hurry, hide!
00:11:50I keep halting!
00:11:51Are you Bartok the Magnificent?
00:11:53Uh, no.
00:11:54No, I'm not.
00:11:55Never have been.
00:11:56Although I hear he is quite gifted.
00:11:57A real talent.
00:11:58Silence!
00:11:59All right, then, Al.
00:12:00Just be quiet, then.
00:12:01That's no problem.
00:12:02No problem.
00:12:03Cossacks!
00:12:04Cossacks!
00:12:05Cossacks!
00:12:06Cossacks!
00:12:07Cossacks!
00:12:08Cossacks!
00:12:09Cossacks!
00:12:10Cossacks!
00:12:11Cossacks!
00:12:12Cossacks!
00:12:13Cossacks!
00:12:14Cossacks!
00:12:15Cossacks!
00:12:16Cossacks!
00:12:17Cossacks!
00:12:18Cossacks!
00:12:19It's not a problem for me.
00:12:20Be quiet.
00:12:21I'll just shush it right down.
00:12:22What is that?
00:12:24That's Bertok, Bertok.
00:12:25The Magnificent.
00:12:26Ah, it's really quite different.
00:12:27I take my show in a whole other direction.
00:12:30You are coming with us!
00:12:33Oh, no, fellas.
00:12:34I really, I have a thing.
00:12:36Okay, then.
00:12:37That'll be fun.
00:12:46Hello, your royal impressiveness.
00:12:53Listen, if this is about the ring, just take it.
00:12:56Bow before the regent. Bow!
00:12:58Okay, they're bowing, bowing.
00:13:00Don't have to tell me twice. I love a good bow.
00:13:04Oh, Bartok the Magnificent.
00:13:07We're so glad you came.
00:13:10Please, I... You are?
00:13:12Our young Tsar has been taken by the evil witch, Baba Yaga.
00:13:19Our people and the royal family have called on you to save him.
00:13:25Uh-huh. Don't give a thing.
00:13:28Go to the Iron Forest and return with our Tsar.
00:13:36Uh, good people of the fair city of Moscow,
00:13:39it would give me no greater pleasure than to risk my life
00:13:43so that I might bring back your fabulous prince.
00:13:46And I mean that. I wouldn't just say that.
00:13:48He's really something special.
00:13:50Unfortunately, my schedule is extremely tight.
00:13:54Let's see. I got a Hydra in St. Petersburg.
00:13:58Uh, gotta be in the Ukraine on the 20th.
00:14:00I can't get out of that.
00:14:01Hmm, perhaps I could squeeze it in when I get back from Mince.
00:14:05I assure you, you will be handsomely rewarded.
00:14:11No, no, really, I...
00:14:14Well, perhaps I could push the Hydra to do.
00:14:17I, I, I mean, no. I, I really, I can't.
00:14:20Hydra, terrible. Eight heads flailing about, eating people.
00:14:23It's, it's not pretty.
00:14:25But thank you. Thank you very much.
00:14:28Mr. Bartok.
00:14:28Oh, boy, here comes trouble.
00:14:33Oh, please, Magnificent Bartok.
00:14:36Save my Tsar.
00:14:38Don't do it.
00:14:39Um, well, you see, it's, it's complicated.
00:14:44But...
00:14:45I...
00:14:46I...
00:14:49Please.
00:14:50Oh, I'll do it.
00:14:55Hey, come on, huh?
00:14:57How often do you get to rescue a Tsar?
00:14:59Yay, Bartok!
00:15:00I get eaten by a witch.
00:15:03Thank you!
00:15:08Okay, thanks for the send-off, fellas.
00:15:10I'll take it from here.
00:15:14So, see?
00:15:15How's it going in there?
00:15:16Uh, listen, I'll let you out in a second.
00:15:19But first, I just want to let you know what a very special friend I think you are.
00:15:25You're warm, you're affectionate, you're supportive, honest, thrifty, clean, reverent.
00:15:32You're furious.
00:15:36You're upset with me, aren't you?
00:15:38You're peeved, you're miffed.
00:15:39You can say it. Go ahead.
00:15:40You're fuming.
00:15:41You're incensed.
00:15:42Bartok.
00:15:42Hang on, I'm not finished.
00:15:44You're irate.
00:15:45You're beside yourself.
00:15:46Bartok.
00:15:46I mean, literally.
00:15:47You're here, and yet you're here.
00:15:50You see the...
00:15:52You get it?
00:15:53Because you're here, and yet...
00:15:55All right, they all can't be gems.
00:15:57All right, I'm done.
00:15:58I believe we should do it.
00:16:01It was the little girl.
00:16:02She killed me.
00:16:03Did you hear the lilt in her voice?
00:16:05Nobody could resist that.
00:16:08I'm sorry, what'd you say?
00:16:09We should do it.
00:16:11We should?
00:16:11Yes.
00:16:12Now, there's no denying it will be difficult.
00:16:15Right, exactly.
00:16:16Even dangerous.
00:16:17Dangerous?
00:16:18Okay, well then, that's it.
00:16:20We're definitely going to St. Petersburg.
00:16:22Bartok, these people asked you to help them for a reason.
00:16:25Because they saw something in you.
00:16:28Is it so hard for you to see it in yourself?
00:16:30Somebody needs you, and that's how it starts.
00:16:38Someone believes you'll come through.
00:16:41You're scared?
00:16:43So what?
00:16:44I'll bet you've got a possible hero in you.
00:16:49It's more than courage or just being strong.
00:16:54Those things are easy to do.
00:16:57Have faith.
00:17:00Take heart.
00:17:01He's kind.
00:17:02He's smart.
00:17:03That possible hero in you.
00:17:08Close your eyes.
00:17:10I think I see you.
00:17:11You're unafraid.
00:17:14You just might be.
00:17:16I can almost predict.
00:17:21No more tricks.
00:17:21No more false free dances.
00:17:23From the back of a wagon.
00:17:25Maybe I'll save a life someday.
00:17:26You're going to slay a dragon.
00:17:31Somebody needs you.
00:17:33What else can you do?
00:17:35Take your chances and see.
00:17:39We're on our way.
00:17:41All right.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:44A possible hero.
00:17:46Impossible hero.
00:17:48A possible hero.
00:17:51In you.
00:17:53Me?
00:17:54Yes, you.
00:17:55In me.
00:18:03Gee, who does her landscaping?
00:18:13Okay, well, it's official.
00:18:15I'm frightened.
00:18:16Well, there's your witch's hunt.
00:18:20Gee, looky here.
00:18:23Oh!
00:18:25I'm terribly sorry.
00:18:33Did I startle you?
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:35Yeah, you see that?
00:18:37Hmm.
00:18:38Now, why have you come here?
00:18:40I...
00:18:41I've come for Prince Ivan.
00:18:44Delightful.
00:18:45And how might I help you?
00:18:47Well, you just let him in here to talk to that evil witch, Baba Yaga, and he'll handle the rest.
00:18:52And you're certain you're up to the task?
00:18:55Have you ever heard of Bartok the Magnificent?
00:18:58Oh, should I have...
00:18:59Do you like riddles?
00:19:02Riddles?
00:19:03Riddles?
00:19:04Could you answer one?
00:19:07If I do, will you let me in?
00:19:09Why not?
00:19:10Let me see.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:12Riddles?
00:19:15Riddles?
00:19:16If a section of fence is 68 feet long and 5 feet wide and the parallel section is the same length,
00:19:21but both perpendicular sections are twice as long...
00:19:24What is the key that will open the witch's door?
00:19:29I'm sorry, I lost you there.
00:19:31What was that last part?
00:19:32What is the key that will open the witch's door?
00:19:38I thought it was an arithmetic thing.
00:19:40A skeleton key.
00:19:46That's exactly what I was just going to say, a skeleton key.
00:19:49Zozy, you jumped the gun on me there.
00:19:51Come on.
00:19:56Hey!
00:19:57Did you hear me say, you could go in?
00:20:04You go on ahead.
00:20:05I'll wait for you here.
00:20:07But...
00:20:07Apparently I'm not permitted, and as much as it might pain me,
00:20:11to not be with you at this critical juncture in your life,
00:20:14I accept it, fully aware, as you should be,
00:20:17that I am with you in spirit.
00:20:20In spirit, huh?
00:20:22Always.
00:20:23Once more into the breach, dear friends.
00:20:25Once more, we'll close the wall up with our English dead.
00:20:30In peace.
00:20:31Thanks for mentioning the dead, really.
00:20:33That's real helpful.
00:20:34Let the wall close our ears.
00:20:36Hmm.
00:20:46Oh, would you look at that?
00:20:55Hello?
00:21:08Hello?
00:21:09Prince Ivan?
00:21:12Anybody home?
00:21:14Who is in my house?
00:21:31I smell a rat.
00:21:41A witch's life is very solitary.
00:21:44Oh, no one around to talk to my trees.
00:21:50So many years of never make and merry.
00:21:55But I can feel a change in the breeze.
00:21:58Because tonight there's no one in the hallway.
00:22:03No one left the right.
00:22:05But my hallways all say,
00:22:08Someone's in my house tonight.
00:22:10No one find my fire.
00:22:12No one...
00:22:13Silver!
00:22:14My fire's burning higher.
00:22:17Someone's in my house with me.
00:22:19Which is a people with a magic intuition.
00:22:22And she's having a feeling that it's also bewitching.
00:22:25Even though no one's hanging around in her kitchen.
00:22:27Oh, we know that someone is here.
00:22:29There's no one in the attic.
00:22:32No one in my chair.
00:22:34But I'm so emphatic.
00:22:36Someone's in my house somewhere.
00:22:39Where is he?
00:22:40Where is he?
00:22:41Where are you?
00:22:41You wouldn't desert me.
00:22:42You know it would hurt me.
00:22:43Where is he?
00:22:45Where is he?
00:22:45Where is he?
00:22:45Where are you?
00:22:46They don't know what you're through.
00:22:48No one in the mirror.
00:22:51No one by the door.
00:22:53Oh, but I think you can still know.
00:22:56Someone's in my house for sure.
00:22:58No one smart dumb.
00:23:00No one peep in my head.
00:23:02No one, here I come.
00:23:05Cause someone's in my house.
00:23:07Someone's in my house.
00:23:09And no one's getting out tonight.
00:23:18Well, that was convenient for you.
00:23:24Quiet!
00:23:24Okay, sure, whatever you say.
00:23:26Not another peep.
00:23:28You broke into my home.
00:23:31Well, actually, your big head out there by the gate, he gave me a key.
00:23:37Why don't you just hang on to that?
00:23:39That's fine.
00:23:40Shh!
00:23:41Ah, you've come for the prince.
00:23:44Uh...
00:23:44But why have they sent you?
00:23:47Filthy little creature.
00:23:49Not quite a rat.
00:23:50Not quite a bird.
00:23:51You certainly are not a worthy adversary for me.
00:23:56The evil Baba Yaga!
00:23:59Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving.
00:24:03I think...
00:24:04Yes, they can.
00:24:06I know where the prince is.
00:24:12Oh, what a shocker.
00:24:15Okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:24:19However, in order for me to show you where he is, you must first prove that you are worthy of saving him.
00:24:29Oh, listen, I'm worthy.
00:24:30I'm extremely worthy.
00:24:31It don't come more worthy than...
00:24:33Sorry, sorry, can't help it.
00:24:35You go ahead.
00:24:35There are three things I seek within my forest.
00:24:39I will tell you where to find them, and you must bring them to me.
00:24:45Uh, quick question.
00:24:46Totally hypothetical, of course.
00:24:48What if I can't?
00:24:49You can or you can't.
00:24:51But if you can't, you will die.
00:24:54Not a hero.
00:24:56And Moscow will never see its prince again.
00:25:00Sounds like a real win-win.
00:25:02When do I start?
00:25:04You already have.
00:25:06I have?
00:25:08Head south to the ice quarry and bring Pilaf to me.
00:25:13Bring Pilaf.
00:25:14That's it?
00:25:15Bring Pilaf to you?
00:25:17No, it's just I thought you were going to say more.
00:25:19Okay, how am I going to know this Pilaf?
00:25:21Ugh, go and tell your furry friend if he helps you in any way, you'll both die.
00:25:28Okay, now that I really should be writing down.
00:25:31Both die.
00:25:33It's the little things.
00:25:37Whoa!
00:25:39Okay, well, I guess I'm going to go now.
00:25:42I'll catch you later.
00:25:47He's actually rather charming for an oversized skull, once you get past his inquisitive nature.
00:25:56Gosh, I feel like we've been walking for hours here.
00:25:59We have.
00:26:00I have absolutely no idea where we are.
00:26:03Hmm, not unlike Oedipus.
00:26:05Blinded with his mother's brooch.
00:26:07Left to wander the earth.
00:26:09Never an earth.
00:26:10I'm doing it again.
00:26:12I'll stop.
00:26:13Is it getting cold?
00:26:14I must say, it is rather exciting.
00:26:16The first of three gifts you must search out and bring to her.
00:26:21Uh-huh.
00:26:21And I can't help in any way.
00:26:23That's what she said.
00:26:26I am freezing.
00:26:28Why is it getting so cold?
00:26:29Come on, go to me here.
00:26:32Bingo.
00:26:34Pilaf.
00:26:35Hello there.
00:26:45I never get visitors.
00:26:47This is, you know what this is?
00:26:48It's a pleasure.
00:26:49It's an absolute pleasure.
00:26:51You must be Pilaf.
00:26:52And you must be lost.
00:26:54How delightful.
00:26:56That's it.
00:26:57Little hike, some cold weather, then bring this little thing back to the witch.
00:27:02This is going to be a piece of...
00:27:04Oh, my goodness.
00:27:08Hey there, I'm Bartok.
00:27:10Sorry about this, my little friend, but I gotta bring you back to Baba Yaga.
00:27:16Oh, dear, this isn't good.
00:27:19You see, I'm stuck.
00:27:21Ow.
00:27:22It's unbearable.
00:27:24I don't even know how long I've been here.
00:27:26What year is this?
00:27:28Oh, boy.
00:27:29How's it going?
00:27:32It's not going good.
00:27:33Oh, that tickles.
00:27:40Pull, pull, pull.
00:27:42Yes!
00:27:43Yes!
00:27:46It's enough to drive you crazy, isn't it?
00:27:54Oh, boy.
00:27:54From the sound of it, you're making great progress.
00:28:00Oh, that was close.
00:28:04Oh, that was close.
00:28:05You know, I felt like we almost had something there.
00:28:08Hmm.
00:28:10My goodness.
00:28:12You are determined.
00:28:14I love that.
00:28:16This whole thing is very exciting.
00:28:19Oh, okie-dokie.
00:28:21Artie-tokie.
00:28:22My friend, we're going to Baba Yaga's, with or without the extra baggage.
00:28:30Such fun.
00:28:31I'm having entirely too much fun.
00:28:34Yeah, well, that makes one of us.
00:28:36Oh, careful, careful!
00:28:50Uh-huh!
00:28:51Uh-huh!
00:28:51Intriguing
00:28:57Bartok, I've landed and I'm unharmed
00:29:00Are you still on the boulder?
00:29:04Um, yes
00:29:06Whoop-dee-doo
00:29:07What a strong little bat
00:29:09You're actually doing quite well
00:29:11I'm very impressed
00:29:12This is one of those days you never forget
00:29:20When everything you wanted to happen, happens
00:29:23Only better
00:29:24I'm beside myself
00:29:26You know what, Bartok?
00:29:28You should try and remember this, too
00:29:30Yeah, I'll make a mental note, alright?
00:29:38Oh, talk about fun
00:29:40We did it, Bartok
00:29:41That was a blast
00:29:42Can you believe this, Bartok?
00:29:47We drag this big old boulder all the way across the forest
00:29:51And I pop off ten feet from the house
00:29:53That's funny
00:29:55Yeah, that's hysterical
00:29:57And where, pray tell
00:30:00Do you think you're going?
00:30:02In to see Baba Yaga
00:30:04Do you have a key?
00:30:06No, she took it
00:30:07Oh, come on
00:30:09You're kidding, right?
00:30:11Me, me, me
00:30:11No matter how hard you hit me
00:30:15No matter how much I hurt
00:30:18I'm always good for a laugh
00:30:21What am I?
00:30:23Hmm
00:30:24A funny bone
00:30:25Funny bone, ha ha
00:30:27Key, please
00:30:27Much obliged
00:30:31You're really quite good at solving riddles
00:30:36I say
00:30:37Have you heard this one?
00:30:39What starts off in the morning?
00:30:40Oh
00:30:40You brought me pillows
00:30:43Hello, Baba
00:30:45I was stuck to a rock
00:30:47Oh, boy
00:30:52Ow
00:30:55Don't sit
00:30:58But I'm tired
00:30:59Okay, okay
00:31:02I'm not sitting
00:31:03Now
00:31:05Go fetch me the crown of Obli
00:31:08The metal worker
00:31:10Obli?
00:31:11He sounds big
00:31:12Is he big?
00:31:15Enormous
00:31:15He's much bigger than you
00:31:18Peel off
00:31:19I
00:31:19Go
00:31:20But I'm exhausted
00:31:22Oh
00:31:23If you don't
00:31:24Prince Ivan will be doomed
00:31:26Which way?
00:31:28Walk east
00:31:29Until it's dark
00:31:31Then
00:31:31Look for a fire
00:31:33In the forest
00:31:35That's it, huh?
00:31:36Walk east and look for fire
00:31:38No thank you
00:31:39No nice work
00:31:40Nothing
00:31:41One last thing
00:31:42Give me the key
00:31:45Oh, but why?
00:31:46I solved the riddle twice already
00:31:48Give it to me
00:31:50Okay, that's yours
00:31:52Go ahead and take that
00:31:53Sheesh
00:31:55Helping people
00:31:56Sure can take it out of you
00:31:57Good people of Moscow
00:32:02The prince has been taken from us
00:32:05God willing, he will be returned
00:32:07But in the meantime
00:32:09The affairs of state must continue
00:32:11And I, as regent
00:32:14Will do my best to carry on
00:32:17And ensure the safety of
00:32:18And respect for
00:32:20The throne
00:32:22Of Russia
00:32:24This is ridiculous
00:32:30I'm out here working my wings off
00:32:33And for what?
00:32:34I tell you
00:32:35If I get back there
00:32:36And she dumps this crown
00:32:37Into her stew
00:32:38I'm gonna have a cow
00:32:39Meanwhile
00:32:39I ain't seen Hyde nor hair
00:32:41Of that prince
00:32:42Oh, would you look at that
00:32:45He is large
00:32:47There's no denying
00:32:48But perhaps he's friendly
00:32:51You think?
00:32:53Oh, yeah
00:32:54Oh, yeah
00:32:56Let's try, huh?
00:33:00I'll just, I'll just shout to him
00:33:01And ask him if I can borrow his hat
00:33:03I'll drop Baba Yaga's name
00:33:05Maybe they're friends
00:33:06What could it hurt?
00:33:08Hello
00:33:09Good, sir
00:33:10Ooh
00:33:11Very good
00:33:15We come bearing gifts
00:33:18Sir
00:33:18Well, not real gifts
00:33:22But gifts of warmth and affection
00:33:24In exchange for which
00:33:29We'd just love to bring your head respect
00:33:31To Baba Yaga
00:33:32Abba, Abba
00:33:34Bi-wam-fu-bu-manana
00:33:37What did he say?
00:33:39I just don't have a clue
00:33:41Diction, my dear boy
00:33:43It can make all the difference in the world
00:33:45Carry on, Bartok
00:33:46Okay, hot, hot
00:33:48Oh, that's hot
00:33:48It's hot, it's hot
00:33:49Yeah, you and me both, my friend
00:33:54I'm sure
00:33:54Uh, we just need to get that crown of the earth
00:33:58And we'll be on our way
00:34:00Whoopsy
00:34:11How about this?
00:34:19Well, how about
00:34:21Hey, it's hot
00:34:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
00:34:24Hey, uh, Boogalur
00:34:26Uh, uh, part of the show
00:34:27Totally planned
00:34:28Stay with me now
00:34:31Because here comes the bloodstuff
00:34:33Abracowoozie
00:34:34Hey, uh, Boogalur
00:34:45Hey, uh, Boogalur
00:34:58Hey, 한번
00:35:09Hey
00:35:13Would you look at you, you did it, you did it, he's something special.
00:35:29Quiet, Pilaf.
00:35:31And she drops it in the soup.
00:35:44Perfect.
00:35:45Tomorrow is the most difficult task of all.
00:35:54Oh, yeah.
00:36:01All the onions.
00:36:03Yeah, that's to go, please.
00:36:06Hi-yah-yah-yah-yah!
00:36:09Hey, what's with the ruckus first thing in the morning?
00:36:12What happened to a nudge?
00:36:13What happened to the smell of a nice cup of coffee?
00:36:16Using only this crowd and the boulder from the quarry,
00:36:22pluck the magic feather from the sky.
00:36:25Okay, let me stop you here for just one sec,
00:36:27because it's early, I haven't eaten in about two days,
00:36:30and I'm a little agitated.
00:36:32But what does this have to do with the prince?
00:36:34Everything.
00:36:35Because from where I'm standing,
00:36:37I'm just running errands for your little broth there.
00:36:40I am so sorry.
00:36:41How insensitive of me.
00:36:43Are you still tired?
00:36:45Honestly, yes, yes, I am.
00:36:48I am so sorry.
00:36:50I am so sorry.
00:36:53I am so sorry.
00:36:54Yeah, I am so sorry.
00:36:56I am so sorry.
00:36:57Are you awake now?
00:36:58Yes, yes.
00:36:59You were saying something about a feather?
00:37:00A magic feather.
00:37:02It floats high in the air!
00:37:05In the middle of a clearing.
00:37:08One feather coming at you.
00:37:10One last thing.
00:37:12What's that?
00:37:14You cannot fly.
00:37:16Whoa!
00:37:30You can't fly.
00:37:32Nope.
00:37:34How do I do this? Help me here.
00:37:38I can't.
00:37:39Maybe if I just try...
00:37:41careful now, I just wanna...
00:37:44Oh, I'm exhausted.
00:37:49I haven't eaten in days.
00:37:51This isn't a life for me.
00:37:53Just forget it.
00:37:56I tried. I did the best I can do.
00:37:58We can get along without Moscow,
00:38:00and I won't let that crazy witch find me.
00:38:02Oh, well, thank goodness.
00:38:05Well, you can just imagine,
00:38:07if you had completed this task,
00:38:09everywhere we went, people would know who we are.
00:38:12We'd spent the rest of our lives
00:38:13running around having to help people.
00:38:16The incessant grabbing and touching it.
00:38:18It's more than one can do.
00:38:20It certainly is.
00:38:24Now we can run away.
00:38:26Hide from Baba Yaga for a couple of years,
00:38:27which is fine by me.
00:38:28I'm behind on my hibernating anyway.
00:38:30Then take the show back on the road,
00:38:32and you can go on pretending to be what you always wanted to be.
00:38:37Besides, this is absurd.
00:38:39How are you supposed to get 35 feet in the air
00:38:42with a large crown and a boulder?
00:38:45No, you just can't do it.
00:38:50Well, no, I can't.
00:38:51Especially now that it's all in pieces like that.
00:38:54It's, um, in pieces.
00:38:58Aha!
00:38:58But of course.
00:39:12Ta-da!
00:39:14Now we get the prince.
00:39:17When is a door not a door?
00:39:20When it's a jar, child's play.
00:39:22Now open wide.
00:39:25I'm coming through.
00:39:27Ha-ha!
00:39:29I did it.
00:39:30There you go.
00:39:31Three for three.
00:39:32You didn't think I had it in me, did you?
00:39:34Now hand over the prince.
00:39:38You have given me the three things I needed from the forest.
00:39:42But before I show you where the prince is,
00:39:45I need something from you.
00:39:48But, well, how could I know what that is
00:39:50if you never told me?
00:39:51Huh?
00:39:54Hmm.
00:39:57Is this a beauty or what?
00:39:59They don't make them like this anymore.
00:40:01No, that's not it.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:05Okay, okay, here it is.
00:40:07The motherlode.
00:40:08An autographed portrait of Ivan the Terrible.
00:40:11I, uh, I caught him in a good mood.
00:40:13No, that's not it.
00:40:16No, huh?
00:40:18Well, how about...
00:40:20It's something from here.
00:40:26Huh?
00:40:29Here, here you go.
00:40:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:40:31Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:33Hey, what's so funny?
00:40:35Hey, stop it!
00:40:36Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:37Why don't you stop laughing at other people's misery?
00:40:40Uh-oh.
00:40:40You never told me I had to give you something?
00:40:43You're a cheat and a liar.
00:40:45You babbling old woman with your iron teeth and your hocus pocus.
00:40:48It's no wonder everybody hates you.
00:40:53Butter talk.
00:40:55Yeah?
00:40:55What do you want?
00:40:57Goodbye.
00:40:58Uh, yeah, sure.
00:41:00Goodbye.
00:41:00What are you doing I'm just being a silly old woman
00:41:30I didn't mean what I said look nobody hates you okay I just I oh I I wish I could give you what you
00:41:45mean you just think the most important ingredient from your heart and now he is worthy and so he shall
00:42:11you see come come hurry up you little rat bird I don't have all day
00:42:17the power
00:42:27uh you never took him did you I never said I did you never took any children people will
00:42:39believe what they will but I'm happy to live alone in the woods and not be bothered there
00:42:45take this you may need it what is it a magic potion this will allow you to be your innermost self when
00:42:56you drink it whatever you are in your heart of hearts you will become on the outside tenfold
00:43:06wait a minute you mean the whole time I was doing all that stuff for me mm-hmm now leave me and save
00:43:14the Prince um um how about a hug hug come on bring it in hug don't push your luck bar talk all right
00:43:30all right all right I'm out of here color me gone yeah and now all we have to do is tell them that the
00:43:38Prince is in the tower and boom we're on to St. Petersburg uh what are you doing finding an
00:43:45appropriate character uh so see I hate to break this to you but you can't go they think you're dead that
00:43:51is exactly why a rich and multi-layered character is crucial the right wardrobe a dab of well-placed
00:43:57grease paint and none will be the wiser hmm so see just let me go tell them where the Prince is what
00:44:05if something goes wrong we still don't know who took the Prince yeah but what is this cabbage cabbage
00:44:13that's your character cabbage great you're gonna blend right in with the crowd a big six-foot tall
00:44:19cabbage guy yes but what could be more apropos and silk there are some peasant woman I'm going okay
00:44:31you wait here but but nothing okay I'll be right back
00:44:36ouch oh brave bat you have returned from your difficult journey healthy alive apparently no worse for the
00:44:53where oh our congratulations but where is the Prince the Prince never left the city never let
00:45:07I don't understand okay it's a little complicated and fairly long-winded so everybody listen up huh
00:45:14I left here a little fanfare down into the forest lots of trees there some gargoyles big big skull
00:45:21solved the riddle met Baba Yaga not a looker folks did three tasks not important what they are
00:45:26suffice to say at this point I'm fairly confident of my physical emotional and intellectual prowess
00:45:31but the Prince yeah hold on to your britches I'm getting there me and the witch we have a slight
00:45:38disagreement some fisticuffs ensue I come out on top and she slips me this here potion see a potion for
00:45:45what well to be all that I can be basically since I did all the tasks I'm now worthy of
00:45:51saving the Prince it it makes you tenfold on the outside what you are on the inside that's my
00:45:57understanding anyway hey look but don't touch fella all right sounds impressive I know let me break it
00:46:03down for you essentially if I ever need to be more powerful than I I already am I just give this
00:46:10your sucker the old heave hole yes but where is the Prince Prince Ivan is in the tower what the tower the
00:46:22tower tall building just outside and to the right you can't miss it oh my goodness well we must go to
00:46:29the tower at once come I warn you if the Prince is not where you say he is and this has all been part of
00:46:41some elaborate performance I assure you Bartok the Magnificent the city of Moscow will have your head
00:46:50what I tell you I got worried there for a sec while we were climbing the stairs there I don't mind
00:47:06telling you you with the talk about taking my head and everything I still might hey hey imbecile what is
00:47:16that that's that that's a prince very good yes why didn't you do what I said I did I dressed up like
00:47:23the witch left that tooth and took the prince and what about him but you told me you wanted him out of
00:47:29the way well what's he doing here and I put him in that cage in the tippy top of the tower how much more
00:47:36under the way could he be dead dead is what he could be dead dead but he's the Prince ah may I interject
00:47:44something here no you may not okay I never thought I'd have to see you again stupid little bat it was
00:47:52all so perfect eliminate the Prince rain Baba Yaga send a hapless entertainer to save him and yet here you
00:47:59are the conquering hero returning from battle with all the answers well all the better oh get the Prince yes
00:48:09you three are the only ones who know none of you will ever leave this room alive I'll take that
00:48:24you three are the only ones who are the only ones who are the only ones who are the only ones who are
00:48:31far talk to magnificent he's come so far and done so much for the good people of Russia such a shame
00:48:39he'll be remembered as a liar ten times more powerful than I already have tenfold on the outside when I am on the inside
00:48:53oh not to worry the water will be along shortly I'm off to claim my throne
00:49:08starting today they are going to welcome a new girl
00:49:36girl starting today no more lying or sneaking about
00:49:43no there is a love and lovely as a flower someone who is totally in power
00:49:52starting today when the real love miller comes out
00:49:58starting today when the real love miller comes out
00:50:00starting today every rule is guaranteed to be broken
00:50:05starting today every rule is guaranteed to be broken
00:50:06broken
00:50:08starting today every whistler turns into a
00:50:11ow
00:50:12no
00:50:19no
00:50:20no
00:50:22no
00:50:25no
00:50:26no
00:50:27no
00:50:30no
00:50:32no
00:50:33Run away or go on a vacation.
00:50:37Starting today, she'll be ruling the nation.
00:50:40No doubt.
00:50:43Oh, yes.
00:50:45And starting today, the whole world will be mine on a platter.
00:50:51Every man on a plate.
00:50:53Fear you, peasant you, peon you.
00:50:56Dim-witted lout.
00:50:58Gee, the future looks great.
00:51:00Now my inner beauty is appearing.
00:51:03I can almost hear the peasants cheering.
00:51:08Starting today when the real Lutrilla
00:51:11Proof she's a ruler to rival Lutrilla.
00:51:14Starting today when the real Lutrilla
00:51:18Comes up!
00:51:28Hey, hey!
00:51:29Hey!
00:51:33People of Maul Skye!
00:51:41My people!
00:51:44Oh, my goodness.
00:51:46Oh, the water's rising.
00:51:52Hurry.
00:51:52Bartok, help!
00:51:54Help!
00:51:55Psst, Bartok!
00:51:57Come on!
00:51:58Whoa!
00:51:59Huh?
00:52:00Zosie?
00:52:01Yes.
00:52:01What happened?
00:52:02Oh, you know, not much.
00:52:04Uh, Prince Ivan and his guard are about to drown.
00:52:07I'm next, because I can't get out of the cage.
00:52:09Um, Lutmilla drank Baba's potion
00:52:11And is about to take over the kingdom.
00:52:14Other than that, though, everything is, you know, hunky-dory.
00:52:17I've got an idea.
00:52:20We're stuck!
00:52:22Don't leave us here!
00:52:25Zosie?
00:52:26I believe I've separated my shoulder.
00:52:31Hey!
00:52:32Help us down here!
00:52:33Hurry!
00:52:34One more time ought to do it!
00:52:36Just give it a little more, you know, oomph!
00:52:39Oh, that's what I've been doing wrong.
00:52:41I've been lacking.
00:52:43Oomph!
00:52:44Let me ask you.
00:52:56You mentioned something about having an idea.
00:52:59Was...
00:53:00Was this what you came up with?
00:53:01You can be honest.
00:53:02I may have made a slight miscalculation.
00:53:08I'm slipping!
00:53:09I'm slipping!
00:53:14I'm sorry, your highness.
00:53:19Ah, Zosie?
00:53:21Uh-oh.
00:53:28Ta-da!
00:53:32I'm reminded of Euripides' character, Hippolytus.
00:53:36Whose own life hung in the balance.
00:53:39Wronged by Aphrodite.
00:53:42Dying nobly.
00:53:44In his fuckingness, I'm feisty.
00:53:46Ah!
00:53:47Ah!
00:53:52You've got to stop, Flavilla.
00:53:53Go on!
00:53:56Whoa!
00:54:00Oh, shit.
00:54:09Ah!
00:54:10Ah!
00:54:10Ah!
00:54:10Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:11Ah!
00:54:12Ah!
00:54:12Ah!
00:54:12Ah!
00:54:12Ah!
00:54:13Ah!
00:54:13Ah!
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:14Not so fast.
00:54:20Hey, you got yourself one hard head there, really.
00:54:29At night, the sea began to rise in waves of death.
00:54:36Ship against ship, the Thracian storm wind shattered us.
00:54:41Oh, you are very good.
00:54:45The first time I performed that was in 67, the Siberian Greek Tragedy Festival.
00:54:49Do more!
00:54:52All right, that's enough already with the fire!
00:55:14Fire!
00:55:15Fire!
00:55:16The town's on fire!
00:55:17We need water!
00:55:18Lots of water!
00:55:19This is gonna stop burning.
00:55:23It's time for the boogalur!
00:55:27It's good, no?
00:55:32These are all a different size and weight.
00:55:35That increases the level of difficulty exponentially.
00:55:38Step right this way!
00:55:39Step right this way!
00:55:40The man who is well-minded to the state from me in death and life shall have his honor.
00:55:49This is honor!
00:55:50Please.
00:55:51That's completely unnecessary.
00:55:53Dear dragon lady!
00:55:55Josie!
00:55:56Bartok!
00:55:57Get over here!
00:55:58Aha!
00:55:59Hey!
00:56:00Hey!
00:56:01Where's the water?
00:56:02Yeah, I'm working on it.
00:56:03Hooray!
00:56:04Hey, good for you.
00:56:05You got it.
00:56:06Congrats.
00:56:07Hooray!
00:56:08Hooray!
00:56:09Hooray!
00:56:10Hooray!
00:56:11Hooray!
00:56:12Hooray!
00:56:13Hooray!
00:56:14Hooray!
00:56:15Hooray!
00:56:16Oh, so close on that one.
00:56:18Listen, I've been right where you are.
00:56:20I had a whole thing with a magic feather.
00:56:22Hooray!
00:56:23Hooray!
00:56:24Hooray!
00:56:25Hooray!
00:56:26Hooray!
00:56:27It's frustrating, isn't it?
00:56:28I mean, it's right there, but you can't get at it.
00:56:31It's, uh...
00:56:32It's not fun.
00:56:33Oh, much better there.
00:56:34Just up a little bit and to the left.
00:56:36Have a nice trip!
00:56:38See you next fall!
00:56:42Wait, don't break the water!
00:56:45Hooray!
00:56:47Hooray!
00:56:48I'm done!
00:56:49Wait, the water!
00:56:50Hooray!
00:56:51Hooray!
00:56:53Hooray!
00:56:56Hooray!
00:56:57Hooray!
00:56:58Hooray!
00:57:00Hooray!
00:57:01Hooray!
00:57:02Hooray!
00:57:03Hooray!
00:57:04Hooray!
00:57:05Gee, talk about your big finish.
00:57:12They can't write stuff like this.
00:57:14Well done, my friend.
00:57:16Well done.
00:57:17Yeah, well, right back at you, my friend.
00:57:20Some wicked witch.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:23It was those tasks that helped you become what you always wanted to be.
00:57:27And I never gave her anything.
00:57:29What do you mean?
00:57:30You gave her what she needed most, and what only a true hero could.
00:57:35Your compassion, Bartok.
00:57:38You gave her your compassion.
00:57:40Hey, I did, didn't I?
00:57:42She got upset, and I helped her out.
00:57:44Boom, I just gave her my compassion.
00:57:46Didn't even think about it.
00:57:48Huh.
00:57:49When you got it, you got it, I guess, Zosie.
00:57:51I tell you what, I'm one heck of a guy.
00:57:54You certainly are.
00:57:56For a bat.
00:58:00Citizens of Moscow.
00:58:01Hey, Tyron!
00:58:03Hey, Tyron!
00:58:04Hey, Tyron!
00:58:06Please, stand with me and give thanks to Bartok the Magnificent.
00:58:11He saved us, and we are forever in his death.
00:58:16Please, it's embarrassing.
00:58:18Psst!
00:58:18Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:23Here you go.
00:58:25That was my gift to you.
00:58:26Nonsense, your highness.
00:58:27Let me tell you something about that ring.
00:58:30That ring is a ring for royalty.
00:58:33Huh?
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:35Oh!
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:36How's Trix?
00:58:45How's Trix?
00:58:48I think he did really, really well.
00:58:50Don't you, Baba?
00:58:51Piro.
00:58:52Shh, shh, shh.
00:58:53Congratulations.
00:58:57For everything.
00:58:58Yes.
00:58:59Well, fine.
00:59:01Hang on a sec.
00:59:04Is it me, or is there a lot of love up here right now?
00:59:07You know what?
00:59:08I think it's time for that hug I was talking about.
00:59:11Again?
00:59:11With a hug?
00:59:12Come on, peel off group hugs.
00:59:14Stop it now.
00:59:15Don't go.
00:59:15Bring it in, everybody.
00:59:17I love hugs.
00:59:17I love hugs.
00:59:18I love hugs.
00:59:20Okay, enough.
00:59:23I'll be seeing ya.
00:59:24You can count on it.
00:59:26See you soon.
00:59:28House Peter Shan.
00:59:29I love.
00:59:30Bye, Bartok.
00:59:31Goodbye, Bartok the Magnificent.
00:59:40See you later, folks.
01:00:01Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:10Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:12Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:14Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:16Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:18Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:20Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:22Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:23Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:24Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:25Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:26Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:27Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:28Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:29Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
01:00:30Bye, Bartok the Magnificent.
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