00:00Five weeks ago, I was embarrassed to find out that I had sired an illegitimate child.
00:07My bastard child is a current WWE superstar.
00:11I was told that my illegitimate offspring is male.
00:16One of these men is privileged to be my bastard son.
00:21Who will claim the name of that man?
00:28Before I disclose who your son is, my client has a series of messages of who your son is not.
00:35Your illegitimate son is not extreme.
00:41Your son has a fondness for gold.
00:48Your son's skin is fair.
00:54As is his hair.
01:00Individual.
01:01Sorry, gentlemen.
01:10One final clue.
01:13Your son loves to play the game.
01:17Time to play the game.
01:19Oh, my God!
01:25I don't like this any more than you do, all right?
01:30Nothing's wrong with this.
01:31This is not right.
01:34I bet.
01:34This is not right.
01:37Your son, Mr. McMahon, does indeed love to play the game.
01:41Whether that game be hide-and-seek, horseshoes, or as seen last Friday night on SmackDown, Marvels.
01:50Stop talking in riddles.
01:53Who's my son?
01:54Things are looking up, Mr. McMahon.
01:57But not for you.
01:58For your son.
02:03Hornswoggle.
02:04What?
02:06What a little bastard.
02:08Oh, my gosh!
02:10Look!
02:15Mr. McMahon's son is hornswoggle.
02:20Mr. McMahon is in complete disbelief that his grapefruits could produce a hornswoggle.
02:48Congratulations, man.
02:54Just, uh...
02:56Just remember one thing.
02:58You know, as well as I do, it's one thing to win it.
03:03It's another thing to keep it.
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