00:00Tonight you're scheduled for an intercontinental matchup with Eddie Guerrero, but Eddie Guerrero is too hurt to compete.
00:06So how do you both feel about the fact that now you're in a tag team match with Val Venus
00:09and Steven Richards?
00:12Poor little Eddie hurt his leg.
00:14Well, boo-hoo.
00:16But don't worry, coach.
00:17You see, his day is coming real soon.
00:19And Eddie and I, we're going to be real close again.
00:23Probably be quite intimate, too.
00:24Although, it's not going to be the type of intimacy that Eddie thinks.
00:28You see, what it's going to be is my elbow and his crotch.
00:33And as far as right to censor, they've just made the biggest mistakes of their lives for taking up for
00:38this rat.
00:39Because now they get introduced to the most beautiful thing in the World Wrestling Federation and Mr. Ass.
00:46And what happens tonight is these two dweebs get absolutely destroyed.
00:58I feel just a little bit.
01:02Baby, there she is, the ninth one of the world, on the cover of this one from Playboy magazine.
01:07Welcome back, Wonder of the World, Jaina!
01:14You fired that C-2000!
01:17King, I need you to buy another copy of Playboy.
01:20You returned mine, it was all crumpled.
01:24Huh?
01:25You looked at it a little too thoroughly, I think.
01:28I'm gonna tell you, I really enjoyed checking out that issue of Playboy.
01:31I mean, uh-oh.
01:32I'm a master!
01:35I'm a master!
01:40I'm a master!
01:40Her partner, Mr. Ass!
01:45What do you think about Mr. Ass?
01:47He might be Playgirl material.
01:49Well, maybe so.
01:51Well, thanks to Commissioner Mick Foley.
01:54These two, Mr. Ass and Chyna will get their opportunity to maybe shut up.
02:02Val Venus and Steven Richards are right to center here.
02:05I would love it.
02:07This match made here tonight on Heatn again.
02:09We cannot give you a valid explanation as to why Stone Cold is not here yet.
02:16But I promise you, folks, the Rattlesnake won't be here tonight.
02:26The page number, that one picture of Chyna in the shower.
02:31And Steven Richards would like to have had a cheap shot there.
02:35And look at Val now.
02:37I know you being from Oklahoma.
02:39Look at that!
02:40What a move by Chyna!
02:42That's some strength and power right there, isn't it, JR?
02:45Boy, she is awesome.
02:47Ninth one to the world, this woman handling of Val Venus.
02:51Steven Richards and Chyna ready, willing and able to take a tag.
02:56Stone Cold Rope and Kill is not a pretty thought, but that was a pretty sight seeing
02:59Steven Richards bounce off his head.
03:01Yeah, come on, Chyna.
03:02Yes!
03:03Chyna grabbing Steven Richards by the tongue.
03:06Well, his tongue may be hanging out like a redneck tie before this is over.
03:10Here we go!
03:10One arm by Chyna, showing a great power and strength.
03:16It's amazing how a woman can be so beautiful and so naked in Playboy.
03:21What?
03:22Well, she was, and to step into this arena, she can be so dominant.
03:27It's amazing how she can be so naked.
03:28Uh-oh.
03:29Yes!
03:31Wait a minute.
03:32Is that bad or good?
03:33What do you have to say to get that done to you?
03:39Steven's putting on the brakes.
03:41It's all time with the drop kick.
03:43Sending Steven to the bow, he went to the floor.
03:46And now trying to open up on White Socks himself.
03:52Steven looks like he just, he's broke down,
03:55putting more pressure on the elbow, quite frankly, than the shoulder.
03:58But Steven doesn't know any better.
04:01Yeah, but he's, he's pulling on that shoulder, trying to,
04:03he'd love to pull it, Billy Gunn's shoulder right under the sock.
04:10I'll tell you something, he's right to censor, guys.
04:13They don't care about, they claim to care about everybody,
04:16but I don't think they care about anybody.
04:20And this capacity crowd has been sold out for several months into the game here.
04:27And Mr. Ash working himself back up to his vertical base.
04:30Steven Richardson's got white socks and yellow teeth.
04:35That's quite a clash.
04:36Yeah.
04:38He needs to wear a brown tie.
04:39Shouldn't it be the other way around?
04:42What do you think?
04:44Yeah, you think.
04:45Yes, keep doing that.
04:47Trying to, ready to accept the tag.
04:51Is that what she's ready to accept?
04:52Mr. Ash, will you stop it?
04:54I can't help it.
04:55Every time I look at Chyna now, I think of Playboy.
04:58Yeah!
04:59Val Venus turning right into the clothesline.
05:01Yeah!
05:01One more time.
05:02And Chyna shooting the foreigners right to the face of Val Venus.
05:07And the all white clad Val Venus.
05:11I love this move, I love this move.
05:13Chyna hooks spring elbow.
05:16And Steven looking for a clothesline.
05:18Hello.
05:20Good.
05:21Famouser.
05:23The low blow under the Famouser.
05:25And now, Mr. Ash and Chyna able to focus on Val Venus.
05:32Man, man.
05:33Beautiful.
05:34Running neck breaker by Chyna, taking down Val Venus.
05:37Teamwork here.
05:40Wait a minute.
05:41There's Bowling Goodfather.
05:42Two other members are right to censor.
05:45Coming out here, obviously not to get a closer look, but to get involved.
05:49They got caught up at the pass though.
05:51Man, he's doing a number on all of them.
05:54Mr. Ash taking over on Bowling Goodfather.
05:57Now, wait a minute.
05:58There's Chyna, there's Eddie Guerrero.
06:02Eddie Guerrero has hit Chyna from behind.
06:06He finally gave her flowers.
06:08Fires my butt.
06:11And Eddie Guerrero hit Chyna with something.
06:14And that would wrap this thing.
06:21Billy Gunner starting with The Goodfather and Boom Dukain from the outside.
06:25You can see Eddie Guerrero sneak in like a thief in the night.
06:32Say it with flowers.
06:33I think he did.
06:35He made a statement with, wait a minute, look at this.
06:38For the love of Pete.
06:41Looks like a lead pipe or something.
06:43Look at the stem on that one.
06:45Watch out, that could have some huge thorns.
06:47The bloom was off that, Rose.
06:50That was a lead pipe that Eddie Guerrero used to nail Chyna,
06:54who was about to deliver a pedigree of all things, to Val Venis.
