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00:00Oh, come in.
00:29One tray. Another one for the clinic trip.
00:32Hey, you.
00:34I had to proper beg my supervisor for the day off.
00:39Is it okay, then?
00:40Well, it has to be, if we want to go full speed ahead with another embryo transfer.
00:43Yeah, which we do.
00:45And if that doesn't take, we'll keep trying.
00:48I know we can only afford one more, Jacob. I'm not going back to grumpy Moira again.
00:53Well, let's cross that bridge if we need to.
00:55I suppose this is it, though, isn't it?
00:57All this building our hopes up and then nothing.
01:01Well, it's not nothing, though, is it?
01:03We've been through it once before now, so let's call that the practice run.
01:07It'll give us an advantage.
01:09Oh, exactly.
01:11Listen, let's use this appointment to see where we're at.
01:14I know this embryo didn't stick, but I thought we were all feeling really positive.
01:18Yeah, I am.
01:20Okay, will you go and get some snacks for the journey?
01:22I need to clear the car out. I left Moses' football bag in there, unfortunately.
01:26Windows open, then.
01:28I'll give you a hand.
01:30Sarah.
01:32This is gonna work, okay?
01:34Even if it means me having to lie on my back for the whole nine months.
01:38I'll do whatever it takes.
01:39I know you will.
01:40And I realise how lucky I am to have all this support.
01:43I just wish having a baby wasn't so hard.
01:45Oh.
01:47Right, I'll see you in a bit.
01:49Okay.
02:10So, Thomas is at nursery and I've got the money off.
02:14Have you?
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:17So I thought we could go upstairs.
02:19What?
02:20Now?
02:21Yes, now.
02:22Considering you had a spark out last night when I went upstairs.
02:25Yeah, I was tired, wasn't I?
02:27Yeah, so you must be recharged.
02:29Ready for playtime!
02:31Ah!
02:34Sorry.
02:37Is that what Cammy did to you?
02:38Yeah.
02:39Well, let me see.
02:40No, it's fine.
02:41Vinny, it's clearly not fine.
02:44Let me see.
02:46This is nice.
02:47Leisurely morning coffee with my daughter.
02:49Are you sure you don't want anything?
02:50I'm going to Dylan's.
02:51Of course you are.
02:52Of course there's something to be expected.
02:53Now he's...
02:54Now he's your, um...
02:55Your nose.
02:56Oh, I, um...
02:57I boxed this up for you.
02:58You know what they say?
02:59Your birthday ain't over until the kicks are gone!
03:01Who says that?
03:02It's, er...
03:03It's, er...
03:04I don't know.
03:05I just did.
03:06You've been really weird.
03:07So it's, uh...
03:08It's just a parent thing, you know.
03:09Our children getting older, it just throws us all off kilter.
03:10Okay.
03:11We're good?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Cool.
03:14Thanks for the cake.
03:15Oh my god.
03:16I haven't told her I know.
03:17You didn't need to, because that...
03:18That was anything but chilled.
03:19I don't know.
03:20Oh my god.
03:21Oh my god.
03:22I just did.
03:23You've been really weird.
03:24Sweetie's...
03:25It's just a parent thing, you know.
03:26Our children getting older, it just...
03:28It just throws us all off kilter.
03:30Okay.
03:31We're good?
03:32Yeah.
03:33Cool.
03:34Thanks for the cake.
03:35Oh my god.
03:36I haven't told her I know.
03:39I didn't need to, because that...
03:40That was anything but chilled.
03:42Because that, that was anything but chilled.
03:49Jake, you could have brought these over.
03:51No, no, it's okay. The appointment's not for a bit. Everyone's just faffing.
03:55Um, I did say that you're ready to start all over again.
04:00Yeah, we want to get booked in for another MBO transfer as soon as we can.
04:04Huh. Science, eh? I shall never fathom.
04:08I'm sure Jacob could draw you a diagram.
04:10Yes, I'm sure he could.
04:13No, Charles.
04:15Hey, Sarah.
04:16Hey.
04:17I've got my clinic appointment today.
04:18Oh, well, fingers crossed.
04:20Well, you heard the first MBO transfer didn't work, right?
04:23Yeah, but I would wait to be told that, though. You're not a doctor.
04:26Well, Gran's had four kids. I think she'd know if she was pregnant.
04:28But we're trying again, though, and that's what today's about.
04:30Well, what time's the problem? You don't want to be late.
04:32Well, it's not for ages. Max's just sorting the car out.
04:34I was going to come round and say thanks, so...
04:37Thanks?
04:38Well, yeah, for the money that Grumpy's given us for trying again.
04:41Has he?
04:43Moira, I'm...
04:45And where did you find this handy pot of cash?
04:48I got a loan against the garage.
04:52Look, I can give it back if it wasn't a joint decision.
04:54Sarah is fine. You can keep the money.
04:57Well, no, but...
04:57As I would have told your grandad if he'd actually consulted me.
05:01Thanks, Moira. Love you.
05:03Love you, too. Come here.
05:04See you, darling.
05:08See you.
05:12I knew things were tight, so I didn't want to stress you out.
05:14Oh, my God, Vin.
05:22Looks worse than what it is.
05:23I only saw him push you.
05:25Yeah, well, the truth is, right, I...
05:27I went for him first.
05:30Well, and that justifies a full-on battering?
05:32How did this even start? You've not told me anything.
05:35I don't know.
05:35My fiancée has been assaulted, Vinny. I need to know.
05:40OK, he didn't just say that you were high-maintenance.
05:44It's proper going on.
05:46OK.
05:48He asked me if I was sure that I want to marry someone so...
05:51materialistic.
05:53He accused you of being...
05:55domineering.
05:57I mean, well, he doesn't even know me at all.
05:59So then what?
06:01Well, I shoved him.
06:04Is that it?
06:05So he's some kind of violent psycho?
06:08He needs to call the police about this.
06:09No, I don't.
06:10Vinny, you can't let him get away with it.
06:12Will you just back off, Gabby?
06:14I just...
06:14I just want to forget about it, because I don't like seeing myself like this.
06:22Why?
06:26Because of Paul.
06:30Which is what I used to do.
06:32Other times I've woken up after a...
06:34after a beating, and then I've had to hide it.
06:38Yeah, but you don't need to hide it.
06:39Yes, I do.
06:42Because it makes me feel weak.
06:44Pathetic, you know, like I'm some sort of victim again.
06:46This isn't your fault, Vinny.
06:50You thought he was a mate.
06:51I mean, you trusted him.
06:54Problem is, you always see the best in everyone, Vinny.
06:57I mean, it's one of the reasons why I love you.
07:00Yeah, well, talk about setting up to Mum.
07:01You know what she's like.
07:03Yeah, but...
07:03Gabby, please.
07:04Right, have you checked the clothes label?
07:09No.
07:10Do you do that?
07:11No.
07:12Yeah, but do you do your own washing, though?
07:14I don't always get to it first.
07:15Mix load.
07:17You know that whites and colours?
07:18That's just to get us to buy more detergent.
07:20Is it?
07:21Yeah, yeah.
07:21I always wash Paddy's overalls with my delicates.
07:24I've never had any complaints.
07:26Did you have a fun coffee we'd had?
07:28Oh, not really.
07:29However...
07:30I can't lie.
07:33My dad's cakes are banging.
07:35Oh, I can testify for that.
07:36Slice of Marlon's cake makes everything perfect in the world.
07:40Fair enough.
07:41Yeah, well, I don't think you deserve any after disappearing on me yesterday.
07:44I told you it couldn't be helped.
07:46OK, moving on.
07:47I just think I should keep you both updated because I don't want to cause any alarm.
07:53What?
07:54What?
07:55I might have discussed yesterday's development.
07:59Without Marlon and Roro.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:01That's why my dad was being such a weirdo.
08:03I know you said not to say anything, but Marlon's my family.
08:06Sweetie, you have been in such a vulnerable spot, right?
08:08We can't have any more secrets.
08:10And what did he say?
08:11Well, he was surprisingly calm and mature about it.
08:14Right, well, you still shouldn't have told him.
08:17It's our private business.
08:18Hey, at least I've given you the heads up, right?
08:20If you two are old enough to, you know,
08:22you can handle an awkward conversation with your dad.
08:25Aye.
08:26I've got the luxury of a sugar wax.
08:28Enjoy, you two.
08:34Mortifying.
08:38Sorry.
08:40You're not having regrets about yesterday, are you?
08:42No, are you?
08:44Good.
08:45Well, so what's up with you, then?
08:46Something's happened, right?
08:52An old mate's been in touch.
08:56Hey!
08:56I haven't seen a shine like that since I've buffed Kim's charges.
09:01Phone charges?
09:02No, it's a large silver plate.
09:04It's how you dress the table for a proper dinner party.
09:07Oh, right.
09:08If you say so, love.
09:09I do.
09:10Anyway, carry on.
09:11Don't let me stop you.
09:13It's good to see a lad doing some old-fashioned graft.
09:15I have to polish her once a week to keep on top of the dust.
09:19The cammy chammy.
09:20Hey, tell me about it.
09:22You know, if I miss a room on my cleaning rotation,
09:24I am catching up for months.
09:25In fact, you know what?
09:26I could probably give you some tips.
09:28My foolproof hat.
09:31For keeping fly blow off your windscreen.
09:33Rubbing alcohol and vinegar.
09:35Well, excuse me.
09:36You're not touching my car.
09:38Belle, will you vouch to cammy
09:39that I'm a highly experienced and professional cleaner?
09:42Anyway, I need a new cloth.
09:48Rude.
09:50Unless he's avoiding someone.
09:52Belle?
09:54Fine.
09:56Nicola swiped right on my phone,
09:58cammy got his hopes up,
09:59I then turned him down
10:00and now Cain's sticking his nose in.
10:02Oh, my gosh.
10:02It's really awkward.
10:04Well, he seems a decent enough lad.
10:06Are you sure you wouldn't consider...
10:08No.
10:08I'm only just divorced.
10:09I love being single.
10:11Hence the dating app.
10:14Yeah, I don't know why I did that.
10:16Well, Cammy seems to have taken a shine to you.
10:19Lids.
10:20Don't match, Merck.
10:21I wouldn't dare.
10:31Drugs, Dylan.
10:32Again.
10:34Ray is not your mate.
10:36It's only a bit of weed.
10:38That's all he's into.
10:39I mean, he's a really good bloke.
10:40If I hadn't met him after rehab,
10:43I don't know what I would have done.
10:44I mean, I probably wouldn't be here now.
10:48So what does he want?
10:49You to work for him, yeah?
10:51There's no pressure.
10:52I just want to be there for him like he was for me.
10:54You promised that you were done with everything, Dodgy.
10:57Paddy's trying to get you a good job.
10:58I need money in the meantime, though.
11:00I can't keep sponging off my girlfriend.
11:01I don't care.
11:02I can afford it.
11:03I'm working.
11:04Well, I care.
11:05I want to treat you, go places, take you on dates.
11:08Do it.
11:09It'd be good money.
11:10Really good.
11:11Just a dead simple job.
11:13In and out.
11:15Okay?
11:15Joe, it's here.
11:20Brought the whole gang with you.
11:21Yeah, I know.
11:23One big surrogate family.
11:26So, you knew the chances of a successful embryo transfer
11:29for a woman of your age were incredibly low.
11:32Yeah, I understood.
11:33The stats are sealed on my brain.
11:35Well, we've checked the HCG levels
11:37of the blood sample that you've given today.
11:39But we already know it's not worked,
11:40so could we maybe just discuss what happens now?
11:42And what happens now is a scan in six weeks
11:46to check for a heartbeat.
11:49Heartbeat?
11:50Congratulations.
11:52You're pregnant.
12:07I knew it would all work out.
12:10My God, this isn't real.
12:11We're pregnant.
12:13First time.
12:14I can't believe it.
12:15Are you positive?
12:17Because I can't be pregnant.
12:18I just can't be.
12:20Statistically, it's a surprise.
12:21There's no mistake.
12:22I'm delighted for you.
12:24There was bleeding.
12:26We went for a walk and Charity had a fall.
12:28I thought I'd miscarried.
12:31I had a few drinks.
12:32I was so stupid.
12:33Will that affect anything?
12:34Not as a one-off.
12:35But I wouldn't recommend it going forward.
12:37But we had a negative pregnancy test as well.
12:39I told you it was too early.
12:42It takes several days for the embryo to implant
12:44and for the body to produce enough HCG to detect.
12:47So we do always suggest waiting two weeks
12:50before taking a pregnancy test.
12:52I was just so convinced, you know,
12:54after having a spotting.
12:55Maybe you were triggered from losing our baby before.
13:00Yeah.
13:02I can imagine.
13:03But not to worry.
13:04This embryo is doing exactly what it should be.
13:08Thank you, Grant, for everything.
13:09Honestly, this is the happiest day of my life.
13:12You said you're all right with the money.
13:22Aye.
13:23To Sarah?
13:24So you're not.
13:26OK, I should have told you.
13:28Yep.
13:29You can understand why I didn't.
13:32Because we've been scraping every spare penny we have
13:35to pay this water fine.
13:37And then you go and throw thousands of pounds at something
13:39that has an outside chance of success.
13:43To give Sarah hope.
13:45Do you know how much this means to her?
13:47Do you know how much this farm means to me?
13:51Well, you didn't get a loan.
13:53If you could borrow against the garage,
13:55you'd have done it already.
13:56So where did the money really come from, Cain?
13:58And don't lie to me.
14:00If you've done something dodgy, I need to know.
14:06How do you know it's dead simple?
14:10What?
14:11The drug drop.
14:18I've already done it.
14:21Look, I didn't tell you, because it was just so easy.
14:24I mean, quickest money I've ever met.
14:28So if you've already decided,
14:29why are we still here discussing it?
14:31I'm not your keeper.
14:33It's complicated.
14:34How is it?
14:35I mean, Ray says there's too much heat on me.
14:40You know, the police are looking for anyone with a drug record.
14:43If it's too risky, why would he come to you?
14:46Well, someone's got to do it,
14:47and he'd rather me get paid than anyone else,
14:49cos, you know, he's good like that.
14:52I don't understand.
14:55You can't do it, but he wants to pay you for it.
14:57What?
14:58Look, I wouldn't be asking it, you know,
15:00if it weren't worth it, if there was any risk at all.
15:04Asking what?
15:04Well, I can't do it, but...
15:06Well, I can't do it, but...
15:08You know, you could.
15:13You sold something.
15:16I told you I wanted the truth, Cain.
15:17That is the truth.
15:18All right, so like what?
15:20What do we have of any value going spare?
15:22More...
15:22And why didn't you think of parting with this mystery object before?
15:25Sentimental reasons, I suppose.
15:32What?
15:35I just...
15:36thought my mum would approve.
15:40Faith?
15:42Remember her hip flask?
15:44Turns out it was solid silver.
15:47And a couple of rings.
15:48I mean, Chad's got the rest, so...
15:49Cain.
15:53I just thought this way wouldn't affect us, you know, the farm.
15:56Why didn't you discuss it with me?
15:59It was obvious I was going to hear it from Sarah.
16:00I had already promised her, I don't know.
16:05And you still could have told me.
16:08I know how much this baby means to Sarah.
16:10And what she means to you.
16:12I mean, what did you think I'd say?
16:16Desperate much.
16:17No.
16:18I am mad because you went behind my back.
16:20Not for selling your heirlooms.
16:24I mean, Faith adored Sarah.
16:26She'd be happy to know she was helping.
16:28And if she was here right now, she would be her biggest cheerleader.
16:33Yeah.
16:39Sarah.
16:41She wants us at the pub.
16:43We are never going to be so strapped.
16:45We can't support family.
16:48I'm glad you gave Sarah the money.
16:50And even if it doesn't work,
16:52you're buying her hope.
16:54Like you said.
16:55You're a good dad.
16:57And a good granddad.
16:59And I just wish you would remember that we're a good team.
17:04Come on.
17:09Oh, I can't believe I'm going to be a dad.
17:12Vanessa!
17:14You never guess what?
17:16Er...
17:17We're pregnant.
17:19You're the first person we've told, actually.
17:21The embryo transfer.
17:22We're at first sign.
17:23We've just been to the clinic.
17:24Oh, wow.
17:25Massive congratulations.
17:28What?
17:28I thought it...
17:29I don't know.
17:31We were wrong.
17:32We're going to go celebrate in the pub if you want to join us.
17:35Yeah.
17:35What a turn-up.
17:42Not how I thought today would go.
17:44I know.
17:45It's kind of mind-blowing.
17:46I'm so happy you were with me.
17:48I wouldn't have it any other way.
17:50So, we are going to be really careful.
17:53We're going to get lots of rest.
17:55We're going to go to all the checks and all the scans.
17:57And maybe go easy on the countryside ramblings.
17:59Mark.
18:03I know that this is a massive thing that you're doing.
18:05And I'm with you.
18:07All right?
18:08No more negative Nelly.
18:10Going to be the husband you need.
18:11You know it's upside down, yeah?
18:20What?
18:20Oh, no way.
18:22I'm kidding.
18:23But obviously you've never been in a kayak before.
18:26I was just trying out a new profile pic.
18:31Seeing as Nicola busting me to cane.
18:33What are you now, then?
18:34You're the MD of hop.
18:36No.
18:38Actually, are you a sportswear model?
18:39Just test shots, like I said.
18:42Probably won't use them anyway, so...
18:45Give me a fan.
18:46If you want a picture for a date nap, get a girl to take it.
18:49Come on.
18:52Okay.
18:53Try act normal.
18:56All right, wait, wait.
18:59Um, actually, scrap that.
19:01Why don't you sit down?
19:02And just think happy thoughts.
19:04Think about how much you love Lala.
19:07Who the hell's Lala?
19:09You can't.
19:10It's Lily.
19:12She's my mate.
19:14Mine's called Camilla.
19:16Camilla, as in Kamal, as in you have named your car after yourself.
19:20It's Regal, which works.
19:24Because my car's my queen.
19:26Stop it.
19:26Right, thank you for coming, everyone.
19:36Me and Sarah have got an announcement.
19:38So, thank you to my amazing gran.
19:41In about nine months' time, me and Jacob are going to be your mum and dad.
19:44Oh, Sarah.
19:45Oh, Sarah.
19:46Eh?
19:47Yeah.
19:48The embryo's stuck.
19:49We didn't lose it.
19:50Oh, massive congrats to all three of you.
19:53Hey, didn't I tell you?
19:54Never say never.
19:55I'm here, you.
19:56Oh, well done.
20:00So, we won't be needing this any more, but thank you again, Grumpy.
20:03Yeah, any time.
20:05I don't know what to say.
20:06My first great-grandchild.
20:10I was so wrong to doubt you.
20:12What an extraordinary gift.
20:15Aw, congratulations again, love.
20:17You're going to be a great mum.
20:19Yeah, thanks to my gran beating all the odds.
20:21Should have known you were never going to let me down.
20:23What will I be?
20:24Eh?
20:24What will I be?
20:26Great, thank you.
20:27No, great, don't you?
20:28So, not her prepared to go any more.
20:31Sarah, you're a great-granddad.
20:33Hmm.
20:33And how are you coping?
20:37I'm absolutely fine.
20:39Now I've decided that it's not about me.
20:42Mackenzie.
20:43Charity.
20:44Knew what this would mean to Sarah.
20:45She was right.
20:47But the pregnancy risks?
20:50Well, she's over the first hurdle.
20:52And she'll be monitored.
20:54So, maybe this is meant to be.
20:57April.
20:58What?
21:00You mad at me?
21:01I'm not mad, just haven't decided.
21:05Forget I asked.
21:06Let's just go back to eating cake and celebrating your birthday.
21:11Birthday's over.
21:12And you did ask.
21:16Who's that?
21:20Probably my dad.
21:21April, right?
21:30Who are you?
21:32Ray.
21:35Wait.
21:36You knew who was coming?
21:38This is Mandate and Paddy's house.
21:40What is wrong with you?
21:41Easy, love.
21:43I am not your love.
21:44I can turn around right now and go, if you want.
21:48I just thought you and me could have a little chat.
21:52So, it was a false alarm then?
22:15Yeah.
22:16Yeah, bleeding was normal.
22:18Blah, blah, blah.
22:20Note to self.
22:21Always check with the doctor.
22:29What do you want, Ness?
22:30Look, Charity, this all feels pretty epic.
22:32I just want to check that we have definitely drawn a line.
22:35Well, I have.
22:37Have you?
22:38Yes.
22:39Look, it was barely a kiss blink and you'd miss it.
22:42Just be grateful you've got nothing to actually regret.
22:52Well, cheers, lad.
22:54You don't want one?
23:00Nice cake.
23:00Look, D-Man really wasn't sure about asking you,
23:07but I want you both to benefit from the cash.
23:09And you don't have to agree, though.
23:11Honest, you don't.
23:14No.
23:15Of course not.
23:17And we won't think badly of you if you say no, will we, mate?
23:19No.
23:21But Dylan reckoned you were up to it.
23:23And he wouldn't have said that if he didn't believe in you.
23:26If it's so dangerous for Dylan, how come it's so safe for me?
23:30Because you're a new face on the block.
23:32Nice girl.
23:34No history.
23:36No one's going to think twice.
23:42Suppose I say no.
23:45Does Dylan then have to do it?
23:48Because we lost our mate when I lived on the streets and I...
23:52I could not lose him too.
23:54Look, hey.
23:57No one.
23:58No one...
23:59is losing anyone.
24:07He nearly died at that farm because of you.
24:10I know.
24:11I slipped up.
24:12And I feel so bad about that.
24:13It keeps me awake at night.
24:14Imagining Dylan...
24:16bleeding out.
24:17Yeah, but I'm all right now, love.
24:21Dylan's told me what you've done for him.
24:25That's nothing compared to what he's done for me.
24:27He saved my life.
24:29No, you're saving him.
24:31I'm not here to pressure you.
24:32I hope you realise that.
24:35But you stepping up means I can give you both a tidy wad of cash.
24:39And I think Dylan really deserves that.
24:41For the way he's turned things around.
24:42So, did you see April at yours?
24:51Mm, briefly.
24:52Um, you know, the cake I sent over, there was enough for you and Paddy.
24:58You could have used it as an excuse to stick around and, you know...
25:01What, stop having sex?
25:02Yeah?
25:02You want me to sit between them, chomping on a massive slice of red velvet like I'm a Victorian chaperone?
25:08Back off, Marlon.
25:09I know, I'm trying.
25:10Dylan is a really good lad.
25:14So you keep repeating.
25:15I mean, he's such a good lad.
25:16They've got mixed up with drug dealers.
25:18Stop being so ignorant.
25:19Right.
25:20You know, he didn't have an option.
25:21And if our April is, you're talking like that.
25:23I'm going to lose her.
25:24I know.
25:25That doesn't make it any easier.
25:27You know, it's her first proper boyfriend.
25:29Suppose he breaks her heart.
25:30But she's 16.
25:32It's rite of passage.
25:33Marlon, you've just got to trust her.
25:40I suppose I get caught.
25:42You won't be.
25:43We will talk you through every step.
25:46Any issues at all and I'll be at the end of the phone.
25:49Once it's all over, you'll be wondering what you're worried about.
25:52Carrying a backpack stuffed with drugs.
25:54Yeah, it's the wrong side of the law, unfortunately.
25:59But that is why I'm paying you so well.
26:03I've got a proper job.
26:06Minimum wage, is it?
26:08This will take you an hour.
26:12Tops, including the bus ride.
26:14And then you've got the rest of the afternoon to wonder what you're going to spend the cash on.
26:20We agreed then?
26:21If I say yes, it's for Dylan, not you.
26:29Of course.
26:31We hardly know each other.
26:32You're a smart girl.
26:34I wouldn't expect you to trust me, yet.
26:41We got there in the end.
26:44Well, thank you for the chat.
26:46You're a very special young woman.
26:47I'll be in touch.
26:49I'll get the door.
26:51This one's defo-executive.
27:00I don't know why I bother.
27:01I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
27:03I'll just say, erm, auto-technician.
27:06Or mechanical engineer.
27:08Which one's got a better ring to it?
27:09I'll let you decide, but I'm glad I could help you.
27:12No, no, don't go.
27:12Let me get you a pizza to say thanks.
27:16I don't know.
27:17Just a coffee then.
27:19Because you've already given up loads of your time.
27:22You're probably dead busy.
27:23I'm not busy.
27:26And I'm starving, so pizza sounds good.
27:34Where's Vanetta?
27:36Oh, she can only stay for one drink.
27:38Right.
27:39My round, I believe.
27:41Eric Pollard.
27:42Who'd have thought?
27:43A future in-law.
27:45Not mine.
27:46Well, yes.
27:47Hey, great-granddaddy, pal.
27:49I'm banning that word.
27:53Hey, drink.
27:54Rived at the right moment.
27:56Me?
27:57Yeah, you're loosely connected with the family, aren't you?
28:03Loose connection.
28:04That's me.
28:05All right.
28:05I'll have a pint.
28:06And a chaser, if you buy in.
28:07Thank you kindly.
28:08And you'll have a pint.
28:12Why is Eric...
28:13Hold on, I'll put his hand in his pocket.
28:15Family stuff.
28:16Which I'm about of now, apparently.
28:19Only you're not.
28:21Oh, yeah.
28:21So don't push your luck.
28:23Mac, can you go and change the barrel for me, please?
28:24Hey, Ross.
28:30You got a drink?
28:31On the way, I believe.
28:33What, we celebrating?
28:34Me and Sarah are pregnant.
28:36Or rather, charity is.
28:39Congratulations.
28:42Want to drink?
28:42Yeah.
28:45Well, well, well.
28:54Lydia's a big man.
28:57She doesn't shower clean and tits with just anyone.
29:01The comedy effect strikes again.
29:03Women either hate me or love me.
29:05I swear.
29:06How many women have you asked?
29:07You know.
29:08Take my Leavers Yearbook, for example.
29:11Thought he'd most likely to end up in prison.
29:13That's harsh.
29:14And most likely to appear on Love Island.
29:17I mean, I could do both, of course, right?
29:19What, so you're blaming the girls?
29:20Yeah.
29:21Most of the lads didn't, but they reckon it was soft.
29:23Anyway.
29:24Tell me something I don't know.
29:25Your turn.
29:26Well, I need to know what you do know first.
29:29Okay.
29:30I do know that you were married.
29:33I also know that you run your own business.
29:36That's sick.
29:38Thanks.
29:39Yeah, I guess it is.
29:40So, how did you get into event planning?
29:43How did you become a mechanic?
29:45That's boring.
29:46Yeah, exactly.
29:50So, am I asking too many questions?
29:55I do that when I'm nervous.
29:56You have nothing to be nervous about.
29:58You are about to debut a stunning new profile picture.
30:01Obviously, it's thanks to the photographer.
30:03Obviously.
30:04So, just treat this like a practice first tip.
30:09Look, I don't know anything about this baby-making malarkey you've got going on with Jacob and Sarah.
30:27But I do know basic human biology.
30:30Get out.
30:32How dare you, Charity.
30:33That you can sleep with me, it'll solve all your problems.
30:36It was just a kiss, Vanessa.
30:37It is not my fault that you take a wrecking ball to every relationship you have.
30:42Honestly, I am not being your fallback option.
30:45So, please stop.
30:47What the hell's for you?
30:53Oi.
30:56Oh, no, Ross.
30:59Drinking is not the answer.
31:01Nope.
31:02But it is fun.
31:06But it is fun.
31:19Come on.
31:20Is it mine?
31:47Are we okay, then?
31:47April.
31:53Just thinking about my mum.
31:56The reason she died the way she did is because she got mixed up in some drug scan.
32:01Now, look at me.
32:03Sat here with a bag of weed.
32:04God, she'd be so ashamed.
32:07Ray's not some bad man, all right?
32:09You've just met him.
32:09He's a normal guy.
32:10And it's not like what happened to your mum.
32:12There's no gangs, no guns.
32:15You just drop the backpack off where he tells you to and walk away.
32:18That's it.
32:18That's your part done.
32:20Then we collect the money.
32:22Then what?
32:24After tomorrow, what happens?
32:26How do you mean?
32:27After you've laid low for a bit and the heat's gone away, is Ray going to expect you to work for him again?
32:33If I'm doing this for you, it has to be the last time.
32:37That's my condition.
32:39Yeah, a normal job pays less.
32:42But it's safe and reliable.
32:44And you can train up to have a proper career.
32:48Okay.
32:49Promise me, though.
32:51Promise me that if he asks you again, you'll say no to working for him.
32:54Promise?
33:01Bit of a coincidence, though, eh?
33:04It's not yours.
33:05That's all you need to know.
33:06How do you even know?
33:07Because!
33:08Jacob and Sarah were there first.
33:10There was already a fully formed embryo in there, okay?
33:15Implanted and all the necessary gizmos.
33:18Right.
33:19So, if you thought you were pregnant, then why were you drinking?
33:24I don't know.
33:25I had cold feet.
33:26I wasn't exactly lashed.
33:28I don't like any of this.
33:30You're not complaining at the time, are you?
33:32I just assumed that you were on the pill.
33:34Well, you can assume all you like.
33:35That's irrelevant.
33:36This baby's got nothing to do with you.
33:37I don't even know where you've come out here.
33:39Don't you?
33:40Really?
33:41No!
33:41Then maybe don't take one look at me and leg it out of the bar.
33:44I felt sick.
33:46I'm pregnant.
33:49Anyway, it's not exactly an ideal situation, is it?
33:51Oh, Sarah, by the way...
33:53Yeah, I get that.
33:54I can see that it would take the shine off.
33:56So, you can't tell anyone, yeah?
33:59None of you little gossipy boy mates.
34:04Look, the only reason we had a bun cut is because me and Matt were in a really bad place.
34:08Okay?
34:08We're in a much better one now.
34:09We're back on track.
34:11And you'd be absolutely devastated if you found out.
34:13That's a you problem.
34:14Listen, you pratt.
34:15It was just sex.
34:16Okay?
34:17Really boring.
34:19Unremarkable sex.
34:20And yet, here you are, making it into something.
34:23Because I walked in on your baby celebration.
34:25No, Jacob and Sarah's.
34:28And textbook pregnancy, the doctor said.
34:30All right, did you tell this doctor that me and you had had a bun?
34:32Yes!
34:33And there's not a cat in hell's chance this baby's got anything to do with you.
34:39So maybe try telling that to your giant ego.
34:43All right.
34:44You should have just said that.
34:45Well, I just did.
34:46So back off and leave me alone.
34:49You okay, Gwen?
34:51You'd tell me if there was something wrong, wouldn't you?
34:53Yeah, of course, babe.
34:54I'm just...
34:56I'm just...
34:57Family stuff.
34:58Just talking about Marge's.
35:00We're trying to figure out a way to explain all this to him, you know.
35:05United Front, all of that.
35:07Oh, well, thanks, Ross.
35:08It's good to have you on our team.
35:24You're adding chilli flakes before you've even tasted it.
35:26I love chilli.
35:26Brown sauce with pizza, too.
35:30Proper mental you are.
35:32Can we just eat?
35:33I mean, I would, but I'm scared of what you're going to have next, to be honest.
35:35Probably nothing.
35:36I don't even feel like having it anymore.
35:38Oh, you're not even going to eat your pizza?
35:40Proper fruit loop you are.
35:42What's going on?
35:42Have you forgot your meds?
35:46It's actually having a good time.
35:47Sorry.
35:54My gob, it just, um, runs away.
35:57That's what I'm like.
35:58Um, pretend I never spoke.
36:00Let's just carry on with that date.
36:02It's not a date.
36:02It was never a date.
36:04A practice one, though, right?
36:06You said you were enjoying it.
36:07Yeah.
36:08I was, until you showed me who you really are.
36:10Belle?
36:11No.
36:11You're offensive and rude, and you just, you don't know when to shut up.
36:14Well, if I known you were here, I would have chucked you out a lot sooner.
36:20Yeah, I'm going now, anyway.
36:21And what have you just done to Belle?
36:23You know, Vinny's her best mate.
36:24If she finds out, you're beating him black and blue.
36:26No, I never.
36:27I told him that he needs to report it to the police.
36:29What?
36:30Lucky for you, he's not going to.
36:32He's adamant on dropping it.
36:35Look, I'm sorry, okay?
36:37I'm really sorry.
36:38All I can say is it got out of hand.
36:40You're a vicious psycho.
36:42I don't want to see your face in here again.
36:44Hiya.
37:01Hiya.
37:07Good day with Dylan.
37:09Did you like the cake?
37:10Yeah.
37:10Oh, I'm glad.
37:13You can hang out with him any time.
37:15You can invite him here.
37:16We could have, like, a family barbecue.
37:18Or not.
37:22I just mean you don't always need to see him at Paddy's.
37:25I know that Mandy spoke to you.
37:32Oh.
37:33She told me you didn't kick off.
37:36Well done.
37:38She was never going to keep it secret.
37:40I mean, what were you thinking?
37:42My bad.
37:44Truth is, um...
37:45I'm glad Dylan's making you happy.
37:49You deserve that after everything you've been through.
37:55I've really enjoyed seeing you smiling again.
37:59I've enjoyed it too.
38:02Good.
38:02Can we stop being soppy now?
38:08You used to love soppy.
38:09No, I didn't.
38:11Hey.
38:12Give us a hug.
38:13You're not too old for that, are you?
38:19My lovely girl.
38:20You back from work already?
38:31What's wrong, love?
38:33I've had an awful day.
38:35Yeah, tell me.
38:37So I ended up having lunch with Cammy.
38:39And it was going OK.
38:40I was actually starting to like him.
38:43See, I told you you were a nice lad.
38:45It was nice.
38:46Just to sit and chat with a lad and feel normal.
38:49Forget myself for a while.
38:51So what went wrong?
38:53It sounds stupid now.
38:55I'm sure it's not.
38:58He made a comment about me not taking my meds.
39:02Oh, no.
39:04Obviously it was as a joke, but it's not a joke, is it?
39:07I'm sure he didn't realise.
39:09Not that that's any excuse.
39:11I obviously got upset, so I just went horrible and cold.
39:14And did you explain why?
39:15Nah.
39:16It shouldn't be the first thing I have to tell people.
39:18It makes me feel like I'm a freak.
39:20You are not a freak.
39:22You're brave and you're strong and kind and clever.
39:25Yeah, and I'm triggered by everything.
39:27Why would anyone want to sit and chat with me
39:30when I flip out at the smallest little comment?
39:32Oh, love.
39:34This is why I can't be with anyone, Lids.
39:37I'm meant to be single now.
39:39I have to accept that.
39:41Cammy, hi.
39:48Um...
39:49I'm glad that I bumped into you, actually.
39:52I just want to apologise, you know,
39:54for dragging you into all my drama.
39:55Yeah, you should film in apologise,
39:57cos Gabby's had a right go at me.
39:59Again.
40:00I proper levered you, apparently.
40:02Which is way badder than you've made out.
40:04Yeah, well, it got worse overnight, so she's probably just overreacting.
40:09Why did you do that?
40:11Make all that nothing's happened.
40:13Listen, this whole thing's well, Dodger. Tell me what's going on.
40:17Or else I'm out.
40:19Seriously.
40:21Gabby's wanted to call the police on me.
40:23She threatened to ban me from the hide.
40:24She won't do that.
40:25It's messing with my life, man.
40:27And you don't even respect me enough, to be honest.
40:29It's not that.
40:32Do you know what?
40:35I thought we were mates.
40:37Or I could actually help you.
40:42Yeah, well, you couldn't.
40:44I'm sorry, Cammy, but it's just...
40:47It's better this way.
40:50Fine.
40:53You can keep your messed up life.
40:55You and me.
40:57We're done.
40:58I can't believe that I'm going to be a dad.
41:12I know, it's crazy.
41:13We're going to have so much fun, though.
41:15And being young parents is a good thing.
41:17I mean, we're going to have way more energy
41:19and we're going to be able to relate to all the stuff the kids are into.
41:22Yeah, 100%.
41:23Even though I am actually way older than my mum and my gran were.
41:27I'm way more mature.
41:29Our baby is so wanted.
41:32Oh, I love it already.
41:34Me too.
41:35You know, it's the size of a pinhead right now.
41:37I downloaded this app on my phone.
41:41Ross.
41:41What are you drinking?
41:45I was, er, going to get off, actually.
41:46No, no, no.
41:48You're having another.
41:49Chas?
41:50Hmm?
41:50Yeah, on it.
41:52I meant what I said before.
41:54You know, about being on our team.
41:56Cheers.
41:57Because, you know, this could actually really freak Moses out.
41:59His mum carrying a baby that's not hers.
42:02He's a smart lad.
42:04He'll figure it out.
42:05Yeah.
42:06And make sure he knows how awesome she is.
42:08Putting herself through all this to give me and Sarah a family.
42:11Got it.
42:12Awesome.
42:13Selfless.
42:15Anything else?
42:16I'm brave.
42:17You know, for sticking by me when no-one else did,
42:19even when she thought she'd lose Mac.
42:21Here you go.
42:23So.
42:24Just talking to your fan club here.
42:26Hmm.
42:27Boring.
42:28No, no, not at all.
42:30It's a really good thing you're doing.
42:33Oh, come here, woman.
42:34I am so proud of you.
42:36How much have you had?
42:37No, I'm not drunk.
42:39I'm just...
42:39I'm just genuinely really happy.
42:42Because...
42:43Because I...
42:44We thought that we'd lost it.
42:47And all the stress and the horrible things that we said to each other,
42:50that was all.
42:50That was all for nothing.
42:52And I feel...
42:53I feel really bad.
42:53No, babe, don't feel bad.
42:55We've apologised.
42:55Everybody, can I just take one minute of your time?
42:59Just one.
43:00I just want to say a couple of words about
43:02this incredible, amazing woman that I am proud to call my wife.
43:07Babe, it's not really about me.
43:09No, no, no, no.
43:09No, it absolutely is all about you.
43:12Because, and I'm sure Sarah and Jacob won't mind me saying this,
43:15but you have moved heaven and earth to give Sarah her dream.
43:20Even when the doctor said that you were too old.
43:22Do you know what, Sodom?
43:23Because Charity Dingle, the mighty, the mighty Charity Dingle
43:27does not do the word no.
43:29Not in her vocabulary.
43:31Do you know what?
43:32You can shut up now, you idiot.
43:33So, to Sarah and Jacob, and to Charity,
43:39and to the newest edition of our weird and wonderful little family.
43:47Surrogacy rocks.
43:48Ha ha.
43:48It's a surrogacy.
43:50Surrogacy.
43:50Surrogacy.
43:51A picture.
43:51Mm-hmm.
43:53Ah, Motherfuck.
43:54Oh,..
43:54Don't stop.
43:55Oh, love I'm so scared.
44:09OKYeah.
44:11leave us at the end of our journey.
44:11Mind us at the end of the deve用.
44:13Oh, that's really good.
44:14Thank you for believing theri we do.
44:15And every time it is worth questioning,
44:16I'm Kelvin we're Cheese and theAM and I can do it.
44:17Do we read the three things,
44:18and when can you enjoy this mini in World Season 2?
44:19Do we spiritually think the coins will be done?
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