Rats off a Ship! Kasparas Jakučionis keeps getting ripped, Octopus TikTok Trend Leads to Hospital

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JFig gives us interesting topics for our favorite Wednesday game, "Rats off a Ship!" Miami Heat Rookie Kasparas Jakučionis keeps getting ripped by NBA people... Tobin Is SICK OF IT! How dangerous is an octopus to a human?

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00:00Jennifer, what do we have today for Rats Off a Shirt?

00:09It's a great intro.

00:12What?

00:14We're good?

00:15Now you're good.

00:16Okay.

00:17So first things first, we have Miss Taylor Swift on Travis Kelsey's podcast tonight.

00:26New Heights.

00:27I mean, I'm not Rats Off a Shirt because it feels impossible to avoid.

00:32So, I mean, you know, I guess I'm not Rats Off a Shirt, but I don't feel like we're going

00:39to get anything that interesting out of it.

00:42Why?

00:43I just don't.

00:44I don't know.

00:44I just, I feel like it's.

00:46I mean, we already got all the news we had to get.

00:49Think about this.

00:50Because she seems like a larger than life kind of person in the world.

01:00Nobody else could get her to do this.

01:02No.

01:03She's never done this.

01:05Never done it.

01:06Right.

01:06Never.

01:07So that in itself.

01:09Now, will there be parameters?

01:12We don't know.

01:13But are you Rats Off a Shirt?

01:15Who knows what?

01:16No, I'm not Rats Off a Shirt because you have no idea what they're going to talk about.

01:21Being that a month ago, everybody was talking about they broke up.

01:24And by everyone, you mean Marvelous.

01:28Yeah, Frogboy.

01:29Okay.

01:30Frogboy is going to be.

01:31Literally the only one.

01:33Frogboy is going to be beside himself with this.

01:35But all right.

01:36All right.

01:36Well, I imagine.

01:37Are you Rats Off a Shirt, Jennifer?

01:39Almost.

01:39Absolutely not.

01:40No.

01:40No, these two aren't.

01:42It's Tay-Tay.

01:43It's Tay-Tay.

01:44We can keep it moving.

01:45What kind of question is that?

01:47Why are those rats so graceful?

01:49I know.

01:49We got some.

01:50Oh, the rats.

01:52Some tightrope rats.

01:53Tightrope rats.

01:53I love them so much.

01:57Okay.

01:58What's number two, Jennifer?

02:00Apparently, scouts are ripping Kasperis.

02:03Kasperis.

02:05Kasperis.

02:05Yakushones.

02:07In Vegas.

02:07According to Barry Jackson.

02:10You know, I got to tell you something.

02:13I saw this.

02:14And I'm not happy about it.

02:17Because you know what I have to say to any scout that has something negative to say about

02:23Kasperis Yakushonis.

02:26Kiss my ass.

02:27How about that?

02:28All right?

02:29Kiss your Kasperis.

02:31Kiss my Cass.

02:32Because Kasperis Yakushonis is Lithuanian Luka.

02:36You're all going to eat your words one day with what this kid is going to be able to do for the Miami Heat.

02:42I don't know why he's drawn the ire of everybody.

02:45He's like the NBA Shador Sanders.

02:47This is ridiculous.

02:48Everything that he's done, he has been ripped left and right.

02:52They called his draft pick a D+.

02:54How?

02:55I don't know.

02:56He fell to 20.

02:57A lottery pick falls to 20, and that's a D in your mind?

03:00And then everybody's like, that was the worst summer league ever.

03:03It's like, he cooked everybody his first game in Vegas.

03:07Viva Cos Vegas!

03:09No, no, no.

03:10He is the Shador Sanders of the NBA.

03:12And let me tell you something right now.

03:14I hope the apology is as loud as the disrespect for Kasperis Yakushonis.

03:21Because I'm tired of hearing negative stuff about my boy, Kasperis.

03:28So, in other words, you want him to keep that same energy.

03:31Keep that same energy, dude.

03:34When he starts dropping triple doubles like it's going out of style, okay?

03:40I want the apology to be as loud as the disrespect.

03:43I don't know what this kid did that everybody seems to hate his guts.

03:47But I was reading that and Barry Jackson said, what's everybody's problem with Kasperis Yakushonis?

03:53You know what's amazing to me?

03:55That a lot of these people writing these articles have kids.

04:00And I would imagine they would be pretty upset if somebody went after their 20-something-year-old

04:08as far as how successful they're supposed to be at that point in their life, right?

04:14Do we not leave room for improvement?

04:17Like, where is he supposed to be in your expert eyes at this moment in his young NBA career?

04:23Let me tell you something, Leroy.

04:24I've already seen it from him because this guy stunk up the joint when it came to the California Classic,

04:29which isn't real summer league, by the way.

04:31All right?

04:32But let me tell you something.

04:33When he stepped into Sin City and he went from Kasperis Yakushonis to Kasperis Yakushonis,

04:39let me tell you something, dude!

04:41He showed me something!

04:44What?

04:44What problem?

04:45That scared me a little bit.

04:47It was just a lie.

04:48What's the problem?

04:49That's the Spanish word he said.

04:52This is why I can never agree with you.

04:57Why, dude?

04:58Because as soon as I agree with you, you get froggy, and then you go there.

05:04Right?

05:05And it usually proceeds, dude!

05:09Dude!

05:10And then you know all hell about the break moves.

05:12I was ready for the dump button.

05:14Right?

05:16Is that too much on the line, Kasperis?

05:18Yakushonis?

05:20Yes.

05:20I feel like it might be.

05:21I think it's the tone that you said it in that made me very scared.

05:25I don't know.

05:26So, here's the deal.

05:29I'm always going to have a problem when you take a college player or a player from another country

05:38that's played exactly one month in the NBA and start trashing him like he's been playing for 15 years.

05:46Right?

05:47Because, contrary to popular belief, none of us were perfect at our job from the second we started.

05:54Just not.

05:55And so, I tried to leave that same energy with young players that come to play their respective sports.

06:04There are certain things they have to learn.

06:06They have to learn how to play against grown men.

06:09You've been playing with children up to this point.

06:12You've been playing with guys who aren't going to be playing at your level.

06:16And I don't understand how people that follow the sport every day can understand that.

06:24They should understand it more than I do.

06:25You know?

06:27Instead of, oh, D plus, this is a terrible pick.

06:31Like, oh, he has a skill set.

06:33We wonder if they can develop it or get it out of him.

06:37That's, you know, that's here to be seen.

06:42But other than that, to trash a guy after not even a real NBA game.

06:48Ridiculous.

06:49It's ridiculous.

06:50It's crazy.

06:50That's why I'm rats off a ship.

06:52You?

06:52I'm rats off a ship.

06:53Absolutely.

06:54You know what I love?

06:58An apology as loud as a disrespect.

07:02That's right.

07:03Rats off a ship.

07:06Rats off a ship.

07:07Brittany?

07:08I'm rats off a ship.

07:09Let me see it.

07:09Let me see it on the real NBA court.

07:11Let me see it.

07:12I'm with you.

07:13Give us one more, Jennifer.

07:15Okay.

07:15So here we go.

07:16Here we go again.

07:18Society is just confusing me more and more.

07:21Apparently, people are putting octopuses on their heads.

07:24For TikTok, one of them ended up in the hospital, putting it on his head and getting it in his eye.

07:31All for 60 million views, by the way.

07:35Wait.

07:35Getting it in his eye?

07:37Putting.

07:38Okay.

07:38An octopus has tentacles.

07:40Yeah.

07:41Yeah.

07:41Well, I mean, you were asking.

07:42I mean, shouldn't that happen more often?

07:48Picking up an octopus?

07:49No.

07:50Putting it on your head.

07:51You should get poked in the eye or something like that.

07:54So he got the ink in his eye?

08:01I've got to say.

08:02I have no idea.

08:04Octopuses get scared and they squirt ink.

08:06This is just ridiculous.

08:07It's a defense mechanism.

08:09They're wearing it like hair?

08:11They're wearing it like hair.

08:13Octopus also shoot ink, I believe.

08:16Not just squids.

08:17Oh.

08:18Okay.

08:18They put out a plume of ink.

08:21They're all for the same family.

08:22It's kind of like a smoke bomb in the ocean.

08:24Yeah.

08:25How does that look outside?

08:26I'm looking at videos and this is absolutely ridiculous.

08:30Of the guy putting the octopus on his head?

08:33Look, I'm rats off a ship.

08:34Don't put invertebrates on your head.

08:38All right.

08:38Leave them alone.

08:38Leave steam life alone.

08:40How about that?

08:42You ain't got to tell me twice.

08:44You know my shit.

08:46You ain't got to tell me twice.

08:51When I see the rats jump in the water, I'm thinking,

08:54maybe I ought to stay in the water just because.

08:57I stay on the boat.

08:58Right?

08:59No need all of us be in the trouble.

09:01Jeez.

09:01Look at that.

09:02No.

09:03Idiot.

09:04I'm a furrier rats.

09:05I'm super rats off a ship.

09:06I would never do this.

09:08Oh, but you'd pet a shark.

09:12If I had a choice.

09:13Also, there was no care.

09:14Would I deal with an octopus on my head or go pet a shark?

09:20Definitely petting a shark.

09:21No.

09:22Yes.

09:23Octopus is strong, dude.

09:24Octopuses are scary, dude.

09:26He doesn't hate you.

09:26He ain't going to choke me out out of the water.

09:30He is.

09:30I think he's going to choke you out.

09:32He'll stick to your face.

09:33You really thought.

09:34Like the hoist race of the ocean.

09:36Yeah.

09:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.

09:38Wait, wait, wait.

09:38So you're telling me, Britt, you were saying to me that if I put an octopus on my head, it would suffocate me and choke me out?

09:52If he started to make his way down.

09:55He's out of the water, though.

09:58What does it have to do with it?

09:59He's not strong out of the water.

10:02I think he's strong.

10:02How are you going to say that?

10:04Yeah.

10:05A marine biologist?

10:07Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Petashark.

10:10Look.

10:11I'm fine.

10:13Look, he's just dead-legging it.

10:17See what I'm saying?

10:20He's just dead-legging it.

10:22Like, y'all making it sound like he's going to be able to squeeze.

10:25He ain't got no water.

10:26Yeah, but then he ended up in the hospital.

10:30He's like, what had happened was, I put that octopus on my head, and he poked me in my eye, and I got the ink him.

10:39Like, no.

10:41But he's not going to choke you out.

10:43An octopus is not going to choke you out out of the water.

10:46He doesn't choke with his tentacles, but, like, if it makes its way down to your face and it's suctioned to your face, you're done for.

10:54You can't breathe.

10:54You're not going to be able to pull him off.

10:56They're not suctioning.

10:59Are you familiar with an octopus?

11:01Are you familiar with an octopus?

11:04Y'all making it sound like if I took him out of the water, he'd be just as.

11:09I'm pretty sure, Leroy, like, there's plenty of cases of octopuses, like, getting out of their tanks and, like, being able to move it.

11:14Like, they're very strong.

11:15They're very strong.

11:15Like, what?

11:16I'm not saying they're very strong.

11:18I refuse to ever see one.

11:20Hold on.

11:21Hold on.

11:21I'm not listening to you guys.

11:22They're nothing but cups and muscles, dude.

11:24Or.

11:24Hold on.

11:25Or.

11:25I'm not going to let you bro-science this like you're oblique.

11:29A large octopus can potentially suffocate someone out of the water by using its powerful tentacles and suction cups to restrict breathing.

11:38Case sealed.

11:39How about that?

11:40Case sealed.

11:40Where are you reading that from?

11:41Google.

11:42Google.

11:44Well, you know, you and Marco's got that raggedy Google.

11:47I've always been correct.

11:49Thank you very much.

11:51Marco's got a different Google than all of us.

11:54And if it's a blue-ringed octopus, it has venomous bite.

12:00That can be fatal.

12:01Blue-ringed octopus aren't very big.

12:02That can't suffocate you.

12:03Like, they're the size of your hand, but they'll poison you.

12:06Either way, it's fatal.

12:08No, I'm just saying they won't suffocate you, though.

12:09So, that guy had the octopus on his head.

12:13Why did he end up in jail?

12:15I mean, in the hospital.

12:16It's a pink jail?

12:18The hospital.

12:19Well, Google, where do you all know?

12:20Because the thing squirted ink into his eye.

12:22Oh, that's what happened?

12:24He got ink into his eye?

12:25Yeah.

12:26So, would he get pink eye?

12:28I don't know.

12:29That's what you said.

12:32Okay.

12:33I really wanted to say something.

12:34How poisonous is this?

12:35Wait.

12:36How poisonous is the ink to humans?

12:39I don't think the ink is poisonous.

12:40The ink is not supposed to be in your eye, dude.

12:43Yeah.

12:43Like, let's try putting ink in your eye and see how it works out, Leroy.

12:46It's like, ah!

12:48Like, who?

12:48If I squirted pen ink in your eyes, that's not good.

12:52Imagine if I was a person.

12:55I said pen ink, by the way.

12:57Pen ink.

12:58It's a temporary irritation to eyes or skin.

13:03May stain clothing.

13:04It's not known to be toxic or pose a serious threat to human health.

13:09Yeah, but your eyes!

13:10Anything that can hold you to your eyes!

13:12Your eyes!

13:13Your eyes, Leroy.

13:13Get off your eyes!

13:15It's, yeah.

13:16Like, J-Fig, you've gotten mascara in your eye before, right?

13:18It's the worst.

13:19Where your whole eye turns black.

13:21It's the worst feeling ever.

13:22You have to, like, flush out your eye.

13:23I like how you're just, like, thinking you're going to be like, windshield wipers, I'm good.

13:28No, I'm not saying that.

13:30That's very irritating, too.

13:32No, I'm not saying that.

13:34I'm saying that they're doing this dumb thing on TikTok, and they can't be harmed by it.

13:40He just was!

13:41He's in the hospital!

13:42Why is he literally ended up in the hospital?

13:43You're calling the TikTok guy a fake?

13:45Do you think that he just went to the hospital for fun and said, let me lay down here real quick and take a video?

13:49No, I'm just, I'm saying, I'm here.

13:51Even though I'm going to put it past him?

13:52Sometimes, sometimes, ignorance leads us to do things to be careful.

13:58And I would say this.

14:00If he got some ink in his eye, he probably didn't know enough about the octopus to know what to do, so he went to the hospital.

14:08We got to take a break.

14:09We got to take a break.

14:10We're abusing.

14:11We put an octopus on this clock.

14:12It's you guys!

14:12It's you guys' fault!

14:13It's your fault!

14:14It's you!

14:15It's you!

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