Rats off a Ship! Where do we stand on Cuddle Salons?

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JFig leads us to the Rats! We play our favorite Wednesday game, "Rats off a Ship!" She begins with a little bit of heartbreak with her 2 former Heat favorites, Tyreek Hill staying with the Dolphins and... things get derailed when going to a "Cuddling Salon" gets addressed...

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00:00Rats off a ship

00:17See I wrote I wore this because I wanted this discussion

00:20Mm-hmm

00:25Obviously, it's all right, but you would agree everybody on the you see how it's closer

00:30It's closer Leroy's trends more red

00:36Honestly what I saw when I saw Leroy's

00:40Sweatshirt was I'm so glad there's more stars than just two

00:45One would be odd placement. Yeah, exactly. It was very odd placement nipple pasties

00:51Yeah, I mean listen first of all when nobody's

00:56No

00:57Unless you're unless you're laying on your side. No nibbles are disclosed together

01:03Well, unless you got them done unless unless unless they're taking a nap next cuddling one another

01:11You watch Love Island those things are pointed up always

01:21Jennifer for rats off a ship. Sorry for making it weird

01:26Okay, well first, you know, let's go ahead and start with a little bit of heartbreak Oh

01:32Max truce

01:38He is styling new hair and

01:41Apparently another one that breaks my heart gave Vincent says it's time for a haircut

01:46Wow, okay

01:48I've got some visuals for you. Here is Gabe Benson's comments. He said new year. Hopefully new haircuts

01:55Hopefully new Max truce is sitting under the basket. He's got a

02:00headband on oh

02:04That is not the Max truce we're used to yeah, when did he grow this much hair it's my question while he wasn't playing

02:12true I

02:14Look I'm not rats off a ship. I think it's a good look for Max truce

02:17You know, he no longer is the you know has to have the the clean-cut. Look he's got 70 plus million dollars

02:25Coming his way. I think Dave Vincent's hatin

02:30I'm not rats off a ship on his hair Leroy

02:33As a man who has no hair. Oh here. Let's do it. So I'm not rats off a ship

02:40I wouldn't say all here. I mean we've seen the the Raiders owner

02:45That's a haircut though

02:47Okay

02:49Well give Vincent's asking him to take it to get a haircut. Yeah, I

02:53Mean gave Vincent. I mean he's kind of messed with this hair from time to time

02:57That's the thing. He wants to be the only hair guy. That's true. He does have really good hairstyles though

03:02Vincent's jealous that Max truce got that bachelorette interested

03:07Come on

03:08Buddy, so I don't think he's that jealous. Well, you may think it's like maybe a thing but where there are friends, right?

03:14but like Gabe Vincent

03:16Even when he was a minimum player handsome, but I feel like now he thinks

03:21You think so you think Max truce is more handsome because he got a bigger bag. No, I think what happened

03:27Is that I think gave anything?

03:29I think he's thinking Max truce is feeling himself a little bit rich Max truce

03:34He's like to change you man. Look at that rich hair you got

03:43Froggy uh

03:45I like the hair. I call that the Sean Hunter from Boy Meets World. It's a very 90s boy

03:52I

03:54Like it. I think he was looking good. The beard is looking like Creed get him out of there

04:05No, I'm not rats off a ship, but he does kind of remind me of Creed

04:16They all sound the same

04:20Creator and I go back can't tell

04:23Samesies, um, I'm not rats off a ship, by the way. Thanks for asking

04:31Why we even as Jennifer

04:34She wouldn't crop him out

04:39Myself and are on the entire photo really

04:45Okay, so now we're gonna go into Tyreek Hill

04:54We got some audio on Mike McDaniel and his

04:59What did I Mike McDaniel have to say on the cheetah

05:03You know, we met for I want to say an hour yesterday and

05:10You know, I think there's

05:14It the competitive spirit of his

05:18You know can represent

05:20You know postgame especially in a in a in a in a season or or a game

05:27That that nobody likes

05:29It could allude to a relationship being one way I think I was very direct with him he was very honest and

05:37You know, it it was great terms that we were discussing

05:42You know discussed

05:44multiple things including

05:46You know without wavering that it's it's not acceptable

05:52To leave the game and won't be tolerated in the future and he he embraced accountability and

05:59It was I wouldn't say there's anything necessarily to fix

06:04as much as we had to clear the air in a

06:09rough and

06:11Tumultuous situation. Could you imagine having to sit through an hour meeting with him? That seems like punishment. Oh, so here's the deal

06:21Give it a couple of months

06:24Tyree could be feeling better. He'll have that bad taste out of his mouth from the way the season went and

06:32It'll be different. Mm-hmm. And if you know Tyree kill, you know this

06:39so I

06:41Don't like reactions

06:44Right after heartbreak right after disappointment you're asking for trouble

06:51So to then take everything

06:54that Tyree said in that moment when you could clearly see it kind of built up to that he was upset

07:02Right, that wasn't like he went into it to get that point

07:07they just kept asking him questions and ended up getting to that like

07:15It's a compounded problem though, it's not

07:18Just the press conference the press conference comes off bad because you say you

07:22Everybody interprets it as you want out. It's the actions of the game

07:26Where right, you know, you have that on top of it as well, which is why to me

07:33It pains me to say this but I'm rats off a ship on him remaining with the Dolphins

07:37I kind of feel like the damage is done there

07:40He let it be known and to be honest with you like to also hear all the late stuff and the coach on that

07:47Just feels like to me it was a fun run

07:50But you tell me this guy is gonna get older if things aren't perfect next year or let's just say to it does get hurt

07:56Again, this isn't gonna flare up again

07:59Like football mentality, they're gonna get they're gonna get in front of this

08:02Try and see what value there is for him and get rid of them one week in

08:07May the first week of May is gonna be fixed

08:12first day of minicamp

08:14Tyree gets in front of the team

08:17Takes accountability and

08:20We move forward from that that's it that's it got players understand all this

08:29He'll get in front of the team if he's here

08:32He'll say as a leader. I have to respect the rules more than anybody

08:37I have to be more accountable than anybody and I wasn't

08:43So everybody's like, okay reek don't worry about it buddy we in this we got you now Stephen said it perfectly

08:52Seems like that would be a cold day in hell because a lot of times people double down and

08:59Won't take that path. Mm-hmm if that happens

09:03Then we have a whole nother discussion

09:05So

09:07You're not rats off a ship you think he stays I'm not rats off a ship

09:10I think he stays because I think he wants to be here and I think that he will

09:16You know say the necessary things to be here. What about you Jennifer?

09:23I'm rats off a ship to be honest

09:27Done with the cheetah

09:29I'm over this nonsense. Now if he had 1700 yards, would you feel differently? I

09:34Think he would feel differently

09:40No, I think that conversation the way it started and where it ended was heading that way

09:47Because of the circumstances of the team more than anything

09:50Yeah, but because guess what?

09:53He would have had a thousand yards that he just caught the damn ball maybe but I think all started out

09:58Wrecking but I also think that he does like the thing of well

10:051700 yard or 1800 yard cheetah good team

10:09less than a thousand yard cheetah

10:11Bad team as a player as a person in the organization

10:16who has a

10:19Bird's-eye view of what's going on

10:22When you see the circumstance in the situation surrounding your team. Mm-hmm, right?

10:27Don't you have to understand what's going on more than we do

10:32Didn't you just tell us yesterday that receivers have a tough time of that? Oh

10:40And part of the reason why is and I'm gonna tell you why in fairness to them

10:46right

10:47To go to a receiver and ask him why you only had three catches and expect an answer

10:53That is unfair to them when three things have to happen for them to get the ball

10:59You got to get open the offensive line has to protect quarterback has to throw accurate ball

11:04So to go to them and say why you didn't catch

11:08six or seven balls and

11:11Put them in that spot a lot of them get defensive

11:15So well while I do like what we do

11:20Dude there's no other diva position in NFL like why receive what are you? What about you froggy? I

11:30Am rats off a ship not because I'm tired of them. I'll take another season home. I think two was tired

11:37He did go to his store the other day he did cuz he's a nice guy

11:41But I do think those comments where it's like if you want, you know, you want more reps John

11:47Who's getting the reps kind of thing?

11:48I think he's kind of tired of the Tyreek and to I have a great relationship as long as Tyreek is doing the thing

11:55You know, so you think he's jealous

12:02I mean John who set a record in the last game and the other guy quit

12:05He probably hates the timing is Tyree kill likes it when it was just Durham Smythe. No one's gonna throw to Durham Smythe

12:14Again

12:15Like if that's the way you feel you at least have to accept the fact that you dropped a lot of passes I

12:23Think that goes back to stun Steve's comment

12:25I know and that like and again in the real world again, and and I say this all the time in

12:33The perfect world. Yes

12:36People would be more aware

12:39But he's right in that if he's making these comments clearly. He is not

12:46Fully accept the fact what role did I play in this?

12:51Give us one more Jennifer

12:54gladly

12:56So there's a new thing going around and it's very popular in Poland to the point that there is a waitlist

13:03Cheese in it running down the hill for cheese. That's going to a cuddling salon

13:09Excuse me

13:10You said that

13:13Like a cuddling salon, yes, so you just go to a place and they hold you do cuddling salons have happy endings

13:20You know, I feel like if that were to be brought here

13:31So there's

13:33Now let me ask you a question it's hug therapy Leroy everybody's a little

13:40Let me ask you a question, can I ask a question

13:44When you go to

13:47The cuddling salon

13:50Are the women attractive?

13:53I can't get cuddled by linebacker. Oh, well, I mean

14:00Not really if like listen I'd work at the cuddling salon

14:09I'm saying this is somebody named Alexandra Kasparek

14:28I'm just saying if it's about cuddling while the girls got to be attracted

14:33I

14:37Don't know but apparently

14:43This is supposed to be about

14:49Associated with pain, but touch is something nice pleasant and soothing

14:53Okay

15:01And safe again if I go

15:04If I go in to get cuddled and I've had a bad day and I want to you know

15:10like with all that stuff you just said and

15:12And

15:20Would you rather be cuddled by Holly Berry a nanny McPhee, I'm sure you're going for the wrong reason so Leroy

15:33Wait a minute, I'll accept that from Jennifer

15:36Not you

15:38Why I would go there is willing to give me the love and caressing that

15:47Because if we wait if me and you went to the cuddle place and we gonna get we gonna get cuddles

15:55Start off with cuddles Leroy. We're gonna show up. They drink coffee

16:01Had with them

16:03It's not the whole thing, you know

16:05But he showed up he drank coffee they played a board game together

16:10Later on he played me his favorite songs and I held his hand gently the whole time

16:15It's not even like that the way

16:18for a date

16:20Yes, they have to be very nice to you

16:23Yeah, it says it

16:26It sounds if any sexual boundaries are crossed the session ends immediately. Oh, there's no fly zone

16:32I love that's fine

16:34Hey, that's fine. That's fine. I felt like we know we know how these these

16:41these

16:42medical places, right

16:46Happy ending was not made up from like

16:49Nothing, just go into this Polish cuddling salon. Excuse me. Maybe I'm being a little

16:57What's the word? I'm looking for skeptical. Yes

17:01Yes, you're being a cynic that's what you're doing, you know, you know, you know why because I

17:08promise you

17:10That the dude went in there and saw his cuddling buddy and goes. Oh, she's attractive

17:18Well, I'm sure I'm sure if one look like a hobgoblin, they're probably not a waitlist for now

17:24about the cuddling no

17:30Goblin it should matter. I still want to know though. Like are they always the little spoon? Like how does this work?

17:36No, they're not laying down dude and doing little spoon. I see a bed

17:41It is decorated with fluffy

17:45Pillows and the blankets and there's music playing in the background. That's calming

17:49I

18:05Think before you cuddle you take a shower. She wants everybody to smell nice. You don't want a stinky cuddler

18:10I don't want a cuddler either

18:17You're dissuading me from applying Leroy I was gonna give it a shot, but I'm making it feel like no one's gonna

18:26Marcus aren't you like someone who enjoys being held? Yeah

18:30Is I'm a very handsy person just you know, I comply with all HR rules

18:35But I'm a very handy person if anybody ever wanted to just experience this it'd be someone like me, you know

18:42Just need a little hug sometimes, you know

18:47Right, I'm totally not rats office. I don't think I'm rats over there either

18:51Sounds like something I need after tough heat losses

18:57Yeah, okay you have somebody for that

19:00Yeah, I called the wife

19:02But see this person might be able to just be like listen to like she'll like

19:09Shower because sometimes my wife gets tired of hearing about me one and about the heat, you know, so I need somebody to be like

19:21Question why is there a bed and shower? I don't know. Let's call

19:28Hey Leroy, there's a shower the radio where you're supposed to come on the floor

19:40What you just said they're holding hands and there's a bed in the shower I ain't buying it nope

19:47Nope, you don't know what's going on

19:50Rats office ship take a break with my wife back after this

19:57But

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