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00:00You
00:30I'm so bored of living
00:55I wake up every morning
00:58In the same bed
01:00With the same person
01:01I shower
01:02Brush my teeth
01:04I get dressed
01:06And I eat the same breakfast
01:10And then take the same commute to work
01:13I'm 28 years old
01:14And I'm terrified
01:16This is all there is
01:17Sometimes I'll be in the store
01:19And I'll be looking at
01:20Two different cans of beans
01:21And I'll think
01:22These beans are better
01:23No
01:24These beans are better
01:25And then I'll think
01:26That's the most boring thought
01:28Anyone's ever had
01:29I mean, God
01:30Everything is pointless
01:31Anyway
01:34What's up with you?
01:37What's new with me?
01:39Nothing
01:40Great
01:41My face is really itchy
01:44What, are you getting eczema?
01:45No, I'm not kidding
01:45Why would you even say that?
01:47Look at my finger
01:47Oh my God
01:48Holy shit
01:51Reed Hollingsworth
01:52What's wrong with Reed?
01:53Nothing
01:54At all
01:55He's fine
01:56He's totally fine
01:57Uh-huh
01:58And unassuming
01:59And nice
01:59He's very nice
02:02Well, that's good
02:03It's a good thing
02:04To be nice
02:05And his family
02:05Is really rich
02:06And well-connected
02:07And super classy
02:08Oh, they're classist
02:09And racist
02:10This is about the asparagus
02:12Oh, I see
02:13We're passing the asparagus
02:14Count o'clock
02:15What's the night?
02:16His mom had an idea
02:16Of the proper way
02:17To pass food around a dining table
02:18Is that how they do it in Mexico?
02:20Maybe she was legitimately curious
02:21We're not from Mexico
02:22Yeah, but our mom is
02:24Do you think dad
02:28Would have liked Reed?
02:31Yeah, I do
02:32Actually
02:33And you don't think
02:35It's weird to get married
02:36Without dad there?
02:38What am I supposed to do?
02:39Just never get married?
02:40That's an idea
02:40Ladies
02:41Get you another round?
02:43Yes
02:43I will have a fancy familiar
02:45I don't know what that is
02:46It's a Mozambique samba
02:47Just without the sherbert
02:49You're so stupid
02:50Stop it
02:50Why do you always do that?
02:52Um, we're gonna have
02:53Shots of Patron, please
02:54And don't go far
02:54Cause you're gonna have
02:55To keep filling them up
02:56You got it
02:57And why'd you order shots?
03:01You know I'm trying to drink less
03:02Alma, your only sister
03:03Just got engaged
03:04We're doing shots
03:04And then I'm gonna make you
03:06Listen to the story
03:07Of how he proposed
03:07Oh my god
03:08It's so romantic
03:09I am gonna need booze for this
03:11Two shots of Patron
03:12Thank you
03:13What?
03:18To my sister
03:19And her life choices
03:21Which I support
03:22Hey, what are you doing?
03:50I'm humping your butt
03:51Oh
03:51How long are you gonna do that?
03:53Let it annoy you
03:54I want the mouth
03:57Hey
04:01Hey
04:02Can you promise me
04:07That we're not gonna be
04:08Like one of those boring couples
04:09Who like
04:09Gets married
04:13And settles down
04:14And has babies
04:15And is like all happy
04:16Yeah, gross
04:17Never
04:18Yeah
04:19But it wouldn't be
04:24The worst thing in the world
04:25No
04:27That's it
04:27No, no
04:28That's the wrong answer
04:29You're helping me again
04:32You're so crazy
04:34No, I'm not
04:35I'm not crazy
04:38Okay, sorry
04:38Sorry
04:39I just can't do it
04:42I can't do the wedding
04:44And the birth announcements
04:46And the piano lessons
04:47And the matching Halloween costumes
04:50True that
04:52Matching Halloween costumes are lame
04:54But what if you went as Batman
04:57And I went as Bruce Wayne
04:58And then every time we were together
05:00I'd be like
05:01Batman
05:01We're in the same room
05:03We must totally be different people, everyone
05:06That's a couple's costume
05:09No, it's totally different
05:11Because one's Batman
05:13And one's Bruce Wayne
05:14Two different people
05:15Okay
05:16But for real
05:20I don't want to settle down
05:22Right now
05:23Ever
05:26Never know what's gonna happen
05:29No, I know
05:30Okay
05:32We won't settle down
05:34We'll be vagabonds
05:37Or cat burglars
05:40Or hot air balloonists
05:42I like that
05:46And then we'll settle down and have kids
05:48What?
05:48I'm sleeping
05:49What's wrong?
06:01The room is spinning
06:02Cassie
06:15Cassie
06:31No
06:32Cassie
06:33We don't
06:34No
06:38Don't squeeze it
06:40No
06:40Is everything okay here?
06:42Yes
06:42Cassie's just being a C-U-N-T
06:44Wow
06:44Okay
06:45Cassie
06:46Cassie
06:47Do you need a time out?
06:48No
06:48Right
06:49Seems like you do
06:50Yeah
06:50Let's do it
06:51Come on
06:51There you go
06:52Come on
06:52Cassie
06:54Alright
06:54We're gonna sit here
06:55So you calm down
06:57Because I get paid to force you to behave
06:59Pretty weird, right?
07:00I don't want a time out
07:01That's not so bad
07:02Did you know that the Kobe tribe of Columbia
07:05Puts their babies in a dark cave?
07:07Yeah, I know that
07:08Oh, you really?
07:09You know that?
07:10Well, did you know they keep those babies in a dark cave for nine years?
07:15And as the babies grow
07:16They tell them stories about what the world outside looks like
07:19What trees and birds and rainbows
07:22Clouds look like
07:25When the babies come out
07:27They see those things for the first time
07:30And they are so blown away
07:33By how much more amazing the world is
07:35Than they could have ever imagined
07:36That they have such incredible respect
07:39For whatever created this place
07:42And all of the beautiful creatures living in it
07:45Can you imagine feeling that way about anything, Cassie?
07:50Alright
07:50Do you want me to put you in a dark cave?
07:52No
07:52You'll be in the cave
07:53Okay
07:54I'll be in the cave too
07:57We'll be in the cave
08:00Together
08:02I like this
08:05I do
08:07Help me find a cute baby photo of Becca for her engagement dinner
08:22That's why I'm here, Mom
08:24Look at this one
08:25After her first haircut
08:27Where's the one where she's toddling around the market in St. Cristobal
08:30With the apple soda and laughing
08:32She looks like a tiny drunken sailor
08:36What did you know about Geraldine?
08:42Not much
08:45She was your father's mother
08:46And she died
08:47And she got married and had three kids
08:50Lost her mind
08:52What about this one?
08:53What about this one?
08:55Great
08:56Love it
08:57Done
08:57Where are you going?
09:02To get some water
09:03Are you coming to church on Sunday?
09:07I don't know
09:08I'm going to see how I feel
09:10We have a new priest
09:12I think you'll like him
09:14He's into indigenous cultures
09:16Like conquering them and appropriating them
09:19Studying them
09:20Oh, cool
09:21Maybe
09:22Are you going to bleach your upper lip before Becca's dinner?
09:27Unbelievable
09:28You just look so pretty when you try
09:30Oh, my God
09:31I gotta go, Mom
09:32Whoa
09:37Is this dad smoking?
09:43Yeah, he smoked on occasion
09:45Why didn't I know that?
09:46He didn't want you to
09:47Was he smoking when he had the accident?
09:48No
09:49How do you know?
09:49Because I read the police report
09:51Can I read it?
09:51No
09:52I don't have it
09:54It was 20 years ago
09:56Are there any other photos of him I haven't seen, Mom?
09:58No, that's it
09:59I'm taking this
10:00Fine
10:01It's just weird to think
10:05That there's stuff about my dad I never knew
10:07My mom was married to some other guy before my dad
10:10Really?
10:11Yeah
10:11He had two Pomeranians
10:13A red sports car
10:14And he beat her until she had to be hospitalized
10:16Oh, my God
10:17When did you find that out?
10:19After I graduated college
10:21I think she didn't want to, like, mess me up
10:23But once I got that diploma
10:25She was like, let me drop my secrets on you
10:27See, I never got that
10:28My dad died before he could stop being my dad
10:31And spill all the family secrets
10:32I gotta get back to work
10:36Hey, I want to talk to you about our conversation the other night
10:39Yes, I'm so glad you brought that up
10:40I totally see your point about Bruce Wayne and Batman
10:43If you want something that I can't give you
10:47Then I don't want to waste your time
10:50We're not wasting time
10:51I don't know what's gonna happen
10:55But right now this is good
10:57So let's just stay in the right now
10:59Yeah
11:01This is good
11:03See you later
11:07You know where I live
11:09Cause you live there too
11:11So
11:11I can't believe we have to go to this thing
11:27Yeah, it sucks that your sister's getting married
11:29And your mom is throwing her this party
11:30And everyone's happy
11:31Exactly
11:32Just kidding
11:33Hi
11:40I knew I shouldn't have said anything
11:43Well, I know you like when I wear makeup, so
11:45Okay
11:46Well, have fun embarrassing your sister on her special night
11:49This isn't her special night
11:50Her special night is the wedding
11:51This is dinner
11:52This is also a special night
11:54There are multiple special nights
11:55She doesn't care
11:56You're the only one who's gonna care
11:57Always nice to see you, Sam
12:02Ooh, Sam's getting some love tonight
12:04Okay
12:05Just come inside
12:06Hi
12:08We can go whenever you're ready
12:18Don't you think we should at least stay through the dinner portion of the dinner?
12:24Oh, Alma
12:25Love the stash
12:27Thanks, Reed
12:28Is this some rebellion against Mom?
12:30Not exactly
12:31Exactly
12:31Good to see you again, Alma
12:33Hey, man, how are you?
12:34Yeah
12:34Nice
12:35Haven't I seen you before on a Pringles scan?
12:38Yeah
12:38Nice one, Dad
12:39You getting the reaction you were hoping for?
12:41Yes
12:42Now that we're all here, I'd like to propose a toast
12:45To Becca Winograd Diaz, love of my life
12:50When we first got together, it was like we were two puzzle pieces
12:55Spinning through the universe and then click
12:58We found each other and the puzzle was complete
13:02It was only a two-piece puzzle
13:07Like a puzzle for a little baby
13:10But, uh, yeah
13:12To Becca and the rest of our lives
13:15I love you
13:16Thank you
13:17Cheers
13:17Cheers
13:18Hey
13:34I love you
13:38Love you
13:40Love you
13:40We need to talk
13:46Do you ever feel like you're in a play?
13:58Except you're the only one that knows it's a play
14:01and everyone else is just playing the role they think they're supposed to play because that's
14:06what you do and you're like hey this is just a play you don't have to do this and maybe we
14:12shouldn't what are you talking about you broke it with sam oh my god are you okay what happened
14:21i know you don't really remember but dad's mom was schizophrenic i know what does that have to
14:30do with anything she was perfectly happy and then she got married and made a family because that's
14:34what she did back then she ended up on lithium getting shock treatments shoving a broom handle
14:39through the television set while her boys watched howdy doody getting married isn't what made her
14:43crazy she just had a bad brain yes but if you know you have a broken brain then why would you put
14:48someone else through that okay tough love time you say that like you're asking me but i never agree
14:54what is actually going on is your younger sister is getting married before you and you feel your
14:59life slipping away no that's not it an amazing guy wants to marry me and you're jealous okay amazing
15:06and it's okay alma you realized that sam wasn't good enough for you and you broke up with him
15:10that's not why i broke up with sam and it's okay to want a better life what are you talking about i am
15:15talking about the fact that you could be better but you choose not to like instead of going back to
15:22school and getting your ba you work at a daycare and you are so smart but you always like make the
15:27losing choice to like prove i don't know what you're trying to prove but you don't have to be
15:32afraid to move forward i'm doing it why can't you
15:36can i try on your ring sure
15:42my god i know this blood diamond does make me feel special now i get it okay give it back to me
15:55give it back shots of tequila keep them coming don't get wasted we promised mom that we'd meet
16:01her at church in the morning you promised i said i'd see i'm not doing shots yes you are because you're
16:06only sister just got engaged hey i'll take one with you
16:11hello
16:15okay okay okay who's next did whoever stole all your furniture have a thing against pianos that is not
16:33the answer to my question tomas okay i'm next i'm next i'm next ask me okay truth or dare truth okay
16:40what are you most excited about getting married about all right okay well just having sex for the
16:48first time uh shut up are you seriously a virgin she's kidding oh good because i was gonna say you
16:54definitely do not seem like a virgin well what do i seem like stop flirting you're engaged remember
17:02truth or dare dare i dare you to kiss my sis no yeah no yeah you don't have to kiss me no i want i want to
17:16but i can't it's a game becca it's just a stupid game
17:23okay one small tiny dumb kiss
17:26there you go thank you that's it boo that sucks that was like a t.o oscar kiss ew no it wasn't your
17:41uncle oscar lip kisses you yes he totally does super weird i don't want to kiss you like your t.o oscar
17:47huh okay
17:56okay
17:57hmm
18:02hmm
18:07hmm
18:09hmm
18:13hmm
18:15hmm
18:16Look at the birds of the air.
18:42They do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet our Heavenly Father feeds them.
18:50Are you not much more valuable than they?
18:53What does this mean?
18:55Does this mean that we should not farm and store away food?
18:58That we should blindly trust God will provide for us?
19:01That we do nothing to provide for ourselves?
19:05I was recently at a gathering of several indigenous groups from South and Central America,
19:09and one thing these desperate groups could agree on was that humans have lost their connection with nature.
19:17In fact, we have forgotten we are nature, and it is in rhythm with nature that we are provided for.
19:25Through our not taking selfishly more than we need, but instead of recognizing...
19:30Where have you been?
19:31Who knows where this girl's been?
19:33Look at her.
19:33...than our small fearful desires.
19:36You know what?
19:36Forget it.
19:38We are able to step into this natural balance and live freely, just like the birds.
19:45Hey, okay, look.
19:47Last night, it does have a little...
19:48Alma, this isn't funny.
19:50This is my life.
19:51Hey, I didn't make you do whatever it is you did with that guy.
19:53I hope you feel really special because you ruined something that was really beautiful and it wasn't yours.
19:57I'm not trying to ruin your life, believe it or not.
19:59I'm trying to help you.
20:00You don't want to marry Reed.
20:01Oh, right, I get it. He's white and he's rich, so you don't like him.
20:04Well, what is the point?
20:05Because we're broken people.
20:08Okay? And broken people break people.
20:11No, I'm not broken, Alma.
20:13I'm not. I'm really fucking happy, and I wish that you would stop telling me what you think is best for me because I'm not you.
20:19Okay.
20:19You are so insanely self-involved, you don't even know all the things that are wrong with you.
20:27No, I do.
20:28Trust me.
20:34You know what?
20:35Here's your ring.
20:38You can try to hold on to it.
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