00:00Hello, all right. I'm your neighbour. There's lots of strange people keep coming to your door and it's a bit worrying because they keep coming to your door and delivering food and ringing your doorbell and I say, we don't like it round here.
00:21It's too much mess, all these people turning up and bringing packages and food and things like that. It doesn't look nice on the neighbourhood, you know.
00:30OK, OK. Look, as long as I've been here and I live on my own, I have to get takeaways because I can't cook.
00:39And, you know, I need to have a couple of proper meals each day. So I'm sorry about that if it offends you.
00:46But I think the strangest person that's ever come to mind has always been you so far. So I'm sorry. I don't know what you're complaining about.
00:54Listen, you have to mess up the old neighbourhood. It's a lovely neighbourhood just because you're too lazy to get cooking. Is that right?
01:03No, no, it's got no, it's nothing to do being too lazy. But I'd never learnt to cook. I've always had I've always had people cook for me.
01:12I mean, when I've had somebody to cook. Why can't you do a bit of scrambled egg? I mean, anyone can make a bit of scrambled egg.
01:18Man cannot live on a scrambled egg alone. Yes. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that it offends you.
01:24But you don't have to look. Really, you know, you do have a choice.
01:29We've got pizza boxes everywhere. We've got all, you know, kins of food. I think you just throw it out in the street because we've got pizza boxes everywhere around here now. I found a pizza box in my garden the other day I did.
01:43And it's disgusting. The pigeons turn up and then they poop everywhere.
01:47Sorry about that. Yes. My grandchild wanted a frisbee and I was playing with him and...
01:55You need to stop having all these people turn up.
01:58Yeah, well, look, I mean, that was an isolated...
02:00You need to get cooking. You know, you need to get cooking and you need to go to the shops, get food and get cooking.
02:08We don't want all these people on their motorbikes revving up in the... You know, they rev up on their motorbikes.
02:13We don't want all these people on their motorbikes.
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