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00:00Are you alright dear love?
00:03Are you selling your house?
00:06Blimey, um, I didn't say hi.
00:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are selling our house.
00:12No you're not.
00:14Excuse me, what did you say?
00:17I said you're not selling your house.
00:19No, no, no, but you're wrong.
00:21Cause like, cause like we are selling our house.
00:24No, no, you're not.
00:25It's on sale right now.
00:27No, you're not.
00:28You're going to take it off the market.
00:30You've been my neighbour for 25 years and I'm not prepared to have anybody else move in here.
00:36So you're not selling.
00:38No, but like we're moving overseas.
00:40We're moving to Dubai.
00:43No, you're not.
00:44Not anymore.
00:45No, you're going to stay here.
00:46I mean, anybody can buy this house.
00:48I could end that.
00:49Exactly.
00:50Anybody can buy the house if obviously they've got the money.
00:52For like, um, Sarah, we're moving to Dubai.
00:56No, you're not.
00:57You're staying here and-
00:59No, no, but we are.
01:00I've got, I've got a new job out there.
01:02I don't care.
01:03You'll get your old one back or get another one here.
01:07Yeah, but why?
01:09Because I don't want new neighbours.
01:13I've had you as a neighbour for 25 years.
01:15Yeah, but why not?
01:17What?
01:18Because they could be anybody.
01:20They could be horrible.
01:21They could be, they could be rough.
01:23They could be, they could swear.
01:25They could be really nasty.
01:27I know.
01:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:29No, you're staying here.
01:30Yeah, but Sarah, like, I'm getting old here, you know, like, I want something different.
01:34I want to-
01:35Well, so am I dear, and I tell you for now.
01:38Okay, so like, if something different for you, love, you're going to have some new neighbours.
01:42I'm not going to have new neighbours.
01:44I'm going to have my old neighbours, thank you very, very much, and you're staying here.
01:48Yeah, but, yeah, but I've got every right to sell the house.
01:51Um, no, no, you haven't.
01:54No, no, no, but I do.
01:56We've literally got people coming to see it in a few hours, love.
01:59No, they're not.
02:01What do you mean they're not?
02:03Well, I'm going to stop them.
02:05And how are you going to do that?
02:07I'm not going to allow them up your driveway.
02:09Yeah, but you've got no right to do that.
02:12I have.
02:14I do not wish to have new neighbours.
02:17And I refuse to.
02:19I refuse to.
02:20So I will not let you sell.
02:21I will not let people visit your house with the fuel to purchasing it.
02:26No, no, you've been very good neighbours, and you're remaining here, and that's that.
02:31No, but, like, we don't want to stay here.
02:34No, I don't.
02:36The weather's miserable.
02:38All the taxes are going crazy right now.
02:40And there's not really much opportunity here anymore, you know, so that's why we're moving to Dubai.
02:47No, you're not moving to Dubai.
02:49You are staying here.
02:50And I've had words with other neighbours around here, you know, and we're all in agreement.
02:54You're remaining put.
02:56I don't really think anybody else has got an issue about us moving.
03:00Hold on a minute, then.
03:01You're not getting...
03:02I'm getting a petition together.
03:04Sorry.
03:05Excuse me.
03:06Pardon.
03:07Erm.
03:08How do you even offer that, like, we've got our house on sale anyway?
03:11Ah, well.
03:13I keep my nose to the ground.
03:14That's a neighbourhood watch for.
03:16You wouldn't get back in Dubai, I tell you.
03:18No, no.
03:19I look out for you.
03:20Yeah, but...
03:21Yeah, but, love, I'm...
03:22I am going to move.
03:24Oh, no, you're not.
03:25Well, yeah, but how are you going to stop me from moving?
03:31Well, erm, I'm sure I could get hold of some barricades.
03:37Erm, yes, yes, I'm sure I could Google that.
03:41Yes, definitely.
03:42You're remaining put.
03:43No, no, no, no, but we're all, like, like, we're all ready to go.
03:49As in, like, yeah.
03:51As in, like, I don't see, like, what is the big issue here, you know?
03:55The big issue I have tried explaining to you over and over again.
03:59The big issue is I do not want new neighbours.
04:03You've been...
04:04Yeah, but that's what you want.
04:05It's not what I want.
04:06I don't really care about new neighbours or anything.
04:09As in, like, I'm going to get new neighbours in bloody Dubai.
04:13Yes, it could be awful, couldn't they?
04:15Oh, my goodness.
04:16Can you imagine?
04:17I bet that'd be terrible.
04:18You'd be far better off staying put here and with your lovely neighbours.
04:23And, yes, that's a much better idea.
04:25So you're not going anywhere.
04:26Anyway.
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