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00:44:52Le bar mitzvah.

00:44:53Oi.

00:44:54This is our newest member.

00:44:55I was telling you about Avi.

00:44:56Hi.

00:44:57I'm Avi Rosenberg.

00:44:58Welcome to Beth Jacob, Avi.

00:44:59Thank you, Rabbi.

00:45:00Has Marcy warned you about our little club?

00:45:02Oh, no.

00:45:03Uh, club?

00:45:0418 years ago, a boy named Adam Lipschitz had a panic attack during his bar mitzvah,

00:45:09dropped his trousers, and exposed himself to the congregation.

00:45:14That's messed up.

00:45:15Oh, it is messed up, Avi.

00:45:16What's even more messed up is that to this day, Adam's lewd act has become the rite of

00:45:21passage for every boy who's had his bar mitzvah at our temple.

00:45:24In fact, there hasn't been a bar mitzvah boy since 1993 who hasn't shown his to the entire

00:45:31congregation.

00:45:32I've tried everything.

00:45:33They won't stop.

00:45:34I've seen the penises of 459 young boys.

00:45:38So unless you're really into schlongs, Avi, this ain't the temple for you.

00:45:42He gets excited.

00:45:45Avi, Shlomi and I are so embarrassed that on your very first Saturday morning service with

00:45:51you had to see.

00:45:53Genitals.

00:45:54And we sincerely hope that the fact that our temple has a club won't make you consider

00:45:59joining elsewhere.

00:46:00Not at all.

00:46:01Not at all.

00:46:02What was the name of the young man who started it all?

00:46:04Adam Lipschitz?

00:46:05Lipschitz.

00:46:06I hope I don't run into him, huh?

00:46:08Yes, don't we all.

00:46:09I've seen enough.

00:46:10What a freak.

00:46:11Excuse me, Rabbi.

00:46:12Would you like some fish?

00:46:13Oh, yes.

00:46:14Thank you, uh, Hymen.

00:46:21Thank you.

00:46:22Oi.

00:46:23Wow.

00:46:24I have to say our people have invented a lot of lousy food, but gefilte fish might be

00:46:29the worst.

00:46:31My advice is to get it over with as quickly as possible.

00:46:37Two bites.

00:46:38Wham.

00:46:39Bam.

00:46:40Done.

00:46:41Ah.

00:46:42Shlomi, honey, are you all right?

00:46:46Go away!

00:46:47Damn it, Shlomo.

00:46:48I am coming in now.

00:46:49No, you don't want to see this.

00:46:50It'll change you.

00:46:51It changed me.

00:46:52I'm shitting relatives.

00:46:53Oh, Marcy.

00:46:54I hate to do this to you, Cupcake, but I think I'm gonna have to bow out of the tournament.

00:46:58No.

00:46:59No, no, no, no, no, Shlomo.

00:47:00You are not doing any such thing.

00:47:01Now, this is the finals.

00:47:02If we have to take some sort of slop bucket, then so be it.

00:47:03I'm sorry, Lollipop.

00:47:04But we'll just have to wait another year to beat those damn fleisters.

00:47:06Darn it.

00:47:07What tournament?

00:47:08What tournament?

00:47:09What tournament?

00:47:10What tournament?

00:47:11I'm sorry.

00:47:12I'm sorry, Lollipop.

00:47:13But we'll just have to wait another year to beat those damn fleisters.

00:47:16Darn it.

00:47:17What tournament?

00:47:19What tournament?

00:47:20It is the NBLA Regionals.

00:47:23We are in the finals.

00:47:24It starts in three hours.

00:47:25Oh.

00:47:26But, well, I guess that I won't be going this year.

00:47:30I play bridge.

00:47:32He and God, all I do is help you.

00:47:35I want to thank all of you for taking part in what is the world's greatest sporting event,

00:47:45Duplicate Bridge.

00:47:47Bruce?

00:47:48Give me a four of diamonds.

00:47:49Four of diamonds.

00:47:50Give me an eight of clubs.

00:48:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

00:48:34Two-way tie

00:48:36That means sudden death

00:48:39Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

00:48:42You've all been briefed on the rules

00:48:43Three boards, two out of three wins

00:48:47Let's keep it clean

00:48:49Begin

00:48:51Yes!

00:49:04Rosenberg Martin's big one, nothing

00:49:06They're freaking me out a little bit

00:49:11You just pay no attention

00:49:12I've been playing with them for years

00:49:13It's disturbing

00:49:14You can do this, right?

00:49:25Trust me

00:49:25It's over

00:49:27Trump

00:49:28What?

00:49:30Trump, baby

00:49:31It's called Trump

00:49:32It's called Trump

00:49:33It's called Trump

00:49:34You did it!

00:49:36Oh my god

00:49:40We're the big winners over here

00:49:43We beat the Flashman

00:49:45We beat the Flashman

00:49:46We beat the Flashman

00:49:47We beat the Flashman

00:49:48Oh you are amazing

00:49:53We did it, we did it

00:49:55Yeah, what's going on?

00:49:57Oh honey, honey

00:49:58Did you see us?

00:50:03Odyssey

00:50:03Avi, what are you doing here?

00:50:06What, you two know each other?

00:50:07Yeah, this is the girl I told you about

00:50:10We went on a date

00:50:10She never called me back

00:50:11How do you two know each other?

00:50:13That's my daughter

00:50:14What?

00:50:15Your daughter?

00:50:16Uh, mom, can I talk to you

00:50:17Just for a second?

00:50:20Um, I, I met that guy

00:50:23At your last mixer

00:50:24We went on a date

00:50:25And he ended up being

00:50:26One of the strangest guys

00:50:27I've ever met

00:50:28How can you possibly say that?

00:50:29I think he is wonderful

00:50:31He asked our waiter

00:50:32If he could chew him down

00:50:34On the check

00:50:34And then he said

00:50:36That I had a cute little jupeak

00:50:37Oh, oh

00:50:38I'm sure that he was just joking

00:50:40He's very funny

00:50:41Really?

00:50:41Okay

00:50:42Well then we went to a jazz club

00:50:44And he stood up

00:50:45In front of everyone

00:50:45And said that

00:50:47Smokey Joe Jefferson

00:50:48Is a schwarzer

00:50:48Well, he is one, isn't he?

00:50:50He is a psycho

00:50:51I mean, isn't it obvious

00:50:52That he's like stalking me?

00:50:53Oh, please

00:50:54Now, come on

00:50:55I mean, the man is a doctor

00:50:57It's not like he has time

00:50:58To stalk

00:50:59No, obviously

00:51:00This is some sort of

00:51:01Crazy coincidence

00:51:02That, you know

00:51:03It's

00:51:03Now, wait a minute

00:51:05Actually, I, I don't

00:51:08I don't think that

00:51:11This is a coincidence

00:51:12At all

00:51:13No, I think

00:51:14That this just might be

00:51:15A fate

00:51:16Trying to get you two together

00:51:18Wow

00:51:20I have never heard you like this

00:51:22All right

00:51:23Allison, darling

00:51:23Listen to me

00:51:24Now, you are 27 years old

00:51:26And have I ever

00:51:28Tried to set you up

00:51:29With anyone?

00:51:29No

00:51:30And why is that?

00:51:32Because I have never

00:51:33Felt that anyone

00:51:34Was good enough for you

00:51:34Until now

00:51:36What are you doing?

00:51:47What?

00:51:48I told you

00:51:48To let me get to the altar

00:51:50Look at me for 15 seconds

00:51:52Let the tension build

00:51:53And then slowly

00:51:54Pull my veil back

00:51:55And where's the rabbi?

00:51:57Can somebody get him off the shitter?

00:51:58Okay, fine

00:51:59Whatever

00:51:59Let's just keep going

00:52:00No, we can't keep going

00:52:01We have to keep doing it

00:52:03Until we get it right

00:52:03Adam, your timing was way off

00:52:05I clocked you pulling back

00:52:06The veil after four seconds

00:52:07Yeah

00:52:07That's the least of our problems

00:52:08You didn't even have tears

00:52:09In your eyes

00:52:10When you lifted up the veil

00:52:11It's a rehearsal

00:52:12Who cares if it's a rehearsal?

00:52:13Don't you love my daughter so much

00:52:15That you tear up every time you see her?

00:52:16I can't believe you're being so insensitive

00:52:17Don't you know

00:52:18That she is still recovering

00:52:20From her surgery?

00:52:21Oh, by the way

00:52:22Hannah has your new vatch

00:52:24Jill

00:52:24Stop talking about Hannah's vagina

00:52:26Less ugly?

00:52:28Dennis

00:52:28Dad

00:52:29What?

00:52:29Pokey-poo

00:52:30The Daniels are right

00:52:31You really need to take this

00:52:32A little bit more seriously

00:52:34Because we only have

00:52:34Three more rehearsals left

00:52:36Till the wedding

00:52:36Megan, sweetie

00:52:38Your pedal throng's got a little bit sloppy

00:52:40And unfocused

00:52:40Remember, it's three pedals per step

00:52:43Screw it up again

00:52:44And you're both out

00:52:45Okay, so let's take it from the poems

00:52:49What?

00:52:51The poems?

00:52:51Yes

00:52:52Oh, honey

00:52:52You want to do that now?

00:52:53I thought that was going to be a surprise

00:52:55For the wedding day

00:52:56It's going to be a surprise for the guests

00:52:57But I need to see how you perform it

00:52:59So I can give you notes

00:52:59Okay

00:53:02Hannah

00:53:04Yes?

00:53:05The day I met you

00:53:06It was like a dream

00:53:08Even more thrilling

00:53:09Than my father's new embroidery machine

00:53:11Fine

00:53:12Fine

00:53:13My feelings towards you are so extreme

00:53:15That sometimes when I'm with you

00:53:16I just

00:53:17I just want to

00:53:18Scream

00:53:21What grade is he in?

00:53:22The thought of being without you

00:53:24Words can't explain

00:53:25If you only knew what was going on

00:53:28Inside

00:53:28My

00:53:29Brain

00:53:30Brain

00:53:33Brain

00:53:34I can't believe I'm about to spend

00:53:36The rest of my years

00:53:38With you

00:53:38And in just a few minutes

00:53:41I'm going to say the words

00:53:44I

00:53:46Can't

00:53:47I

00:53:49I'm going to say the words

00:53:54I

00:53:55What are you doing?

00:53:59I'm not ready to be a man

00:54:01What?

00:54:02Again?

00:54:02I'm not ready to be a man

00:54:04Finally he says something true

00:54:05What?

00:54:06I'm not ready to be a man

00:54:08I'm not ready to be a man

00:54:11I'm not ready to be a man

00:54:13Adam

00:54:14This is why I wanted to rehearse

00:54:16What the fuck?

00:54:19You're kidding right?

00:54:20No no because

00:54:21Sex you know has a way of complicating things

00:54:25And

00:54:25I want to get to know you

00:54:27I want to get to know the real you

00:54:29I can't believe you're saying this

00:54:31I've never met a guy who wanted to wait

00:54:32So then I saw your commercial

00:54:35So I went to the palace

00:54:36And we've been hanging out ever since

00:54:38He never said a word to us about this

00:54:39God forbid he should tell us anything

00:54:41Have you heard from him at all in the last week?

00:54:43No no I've been calling him too

00:54:45He hasn't returned any of my calls

00:54:46What if he was murdered by the homeless meth heads?

00:54:49What if he was blown by a vampire?

00:54:51Did he say anything about Hannah?

00:54:53About the wedding?

00:54:53No nothing

00:54:54Daddy

00:54:55You know what?

00:54:56He probably just got cold feet

00:54:57I disappeared for six months before my wedding

00:55:00Right honey?

00:55:00Uh that was me

00:55:01Oh that's right

00:55:03How are you a doctor?

00:55:05Oh my god

00:55:05He's gone forever

00:55:08And I'm never gonna have a baby

00:55:11Oh god

00:55:14I'm never gonna have a grandchild

00:55:17I'm not gonna have a grandchild

00:55:21God damn it

00:55:22Do something Bruce

00:55:23Oh no

00:55:26Oh no

00:55:28No

00:55:30Hello

00:55:41Adam

00:55:44Now the doctors at the hospital referred you to Serenity Hills because they felt that Adam required a more intense hands-on environment for his condition

00:55:58His condition

00:55:59Oh Adam is suffering from a severe case of post-traumatic stress disorder

00:56:04Oh what the

00:56:06I didn't do it

00:56:06I just don't understand what could have caused all this

00:56:09Not again

00:56:10And your fault

00:56:12Honey you can still change your mind

00:56:14Oh my god

00:56:15Oh my god

00:56:16Oh my god

00:56:17Oh my god

00:56:18What the

00:56:19Seems fine to me

00:56:20Get him

00:56:21Get him

00:56:22Run

00:56:23Get him

00:56:24Get back here

00:56:25In a case like Adam's who has a long history of panic attacks it's not uncommon that he would reach what we refer to as the ha or the hyper-aroused state

00:56:36What we are watching nuts numbness numbing

00:56:43So sorry

00:56:44Now over the next 21 days

00:56:4621 days no no no that is July 2nd July 2nd is my wedding

00:56:50We gotta get a matter quicker than that I got 200 grand in deposits do you have like an express service

00:56:54Express service?

00:56:55This is our only son you're talking about

00:56:57We're not putting him in some express service

00:56:59Whoa

00:57:00Whoa

00:57:01Just relax

00:57:02Breathe

00:57:03We need 21 days and if you cannot give us that then get him out of here

00:57:08No

00:57:09We can go swimming I don't know

00:57:11It's gonna be okay

00:57:12Look he looks better on the ladder

00:57:14Is just me or does that dolphin look like him?

00:57:17No

00:57:18You never did that with me ever

00:57:20Give him time

00:57:22Here's a nightmare

00:57:24F*** you Adam

00:57:25F*** you

00:57:26F*** you

00:57:27F*** you

00:57:28Shoddy Williams come on down

00:57:31Oh gosh they've seen this since I was a kid

00:57:35Wow

00:57:37It's amazing they can still find humans who will actually appear in this show

00:57:42I'm Salah Khan

00:57:44I've been assigned to be your primary counsellor

00:57:47Look

00:57:49If you don't want to talk it's no problem you don't have to talk

00:57:53I mean these things take time

00:57:55And I've got all the time you need

00:58:00All right are you ready for some Paco?

00:58:02Okay let's do it

00:58:03That f*** out

00:58:04Yeah

00:58:05And give it a drop

00:58:06Okay all right

00:58:08There it goes

00:58:10It's a little tea time

00:58:12Why is it that only fat people make it into the showdown?

00:58:17Fine

00:58:19You know you want to sit there like a vegetable all day pretend like you don't hear me then go right ahead

00:58:25But my job is to make you well again by having you face the traumatic events that have forced you into this state

00:58:31So unless you're willing to turn off the TV and do that then I would save the $2,500 a day you're spending here and go check yourself into a hotel

00:58:42All right suit yourself

00:58:44You stare all you like little man

00:58:46What did you just say?

00:58:51So anyway the mohel slips a piece falls off hits me in the punim I've been cockeyed ever since

00:59:01So Ami Allison tells me you're from Skokie

00:59:03Yeah yeah

00:59:04You know uh Al and I grew up in Glenview

00:59:08Sorry excuse me

00:59:09Oh really?

00:59:10Yeah we were practically neighbors your family still there?

00:59:13Nope

00:59:14Where'd they move to?

00:59:15They moved

00:59:17To heaven

00:59:18Oh I'm so sorry

00:59:21When did they pass?

00:59:22They um

00:59:23They passed a few years back

00:59:25I can't believe you never told me that

00:59:26Well it's not a lie

00:59:27I'm sorry

00:59:28I'm sorry

00:59:29When did they pass?

00:59:30They um

00:59:31They passed a few years back

00:59:32You never told me that

00:59:33Well it's hard to talk about

00:59:35It's very raw

00:59:36Why?

00:59:37What happened?

00:59:38A hunting accident

00:59:39Oi

00:59:40A hunting accident?

00:59:41They got shot by hunters

00:59:42What were your parents doing wandering around where people were hunting?

00:59:45They weren't

00:59:46They were um

00:59:47The hunters were hunting in our backyard

00:59:49What were the hunters doing in your backyard?

00:59:51They had gotten lost and uh were off track

00:59:54And uh my parents were wearing their brown onesies

00:59:57And uh

00:59:59The um

01:00:00The hunters mistook them for elk

01:00:01Oh

01:00:02What happened to the hunters?

01:00:03Were they arrested?

01:00:04No

01:00:05They are still at large

01:00:06You know what Avi?

01:00:07The police chief in Skokie is an old friend of mine

01:00:09I'm calling him tomorrow

01:00:11We'll see if we can't help move things along

01:00:14Huh

01:00:15Forgive me but weren't you on the phone with your

01:00:17Can we talk about something else?

01:00:18Of course

01:00:19I was watching TV last night

01:00:21Um

01:00:22Ten Commandments

01:00:23Charlton Heston

01:00:24What an actor

01:00:25Not Jewish you know

01:00:26Who isn't

01:00:27Who isn't

01:00:29So I'm

01:00:30I'm up there

01:00:31And

01:00:32We're rehearsing these

01:00:33These poems that we had written for each other

01:00:37And

01:00:38Right at the part where

01:00:39I'm about to say I do

01:00:42I just

01:00:43I just cracked

01:00:44Good Adam

01:00:45Do you remember how you were feeling in that very moment?

01:00:49No

01:00:50I mean I

01:00:51I just

01:00:53For a split second

01:00:54I saw my entire life with Hannah flash before my eyes

01:00:58And why did that scare you?

01:01:00Probably because

01:01:02I

01:01:04I don't think she's right for me

01:01:05So then why are you marrying her?

01:01:07I don't know

01:01:08You're avoiding the question Adam

01:01:11I think you do know

01:01:13Now what I want you to do is

01:01:15Try to pinpoint the exact moment in your life

01:01:18Where this pressure you're feeling originated

01:01:24I was 12 years old

01:01:25Stop staring at her Adam

01:01:30That is rude

01:01:32You're cute

01:01:33You stare all you right little man

01:01:36You are not

01:01:38And you will never be

01:01:39Her little man

01:01:40Why can't I be her little man?

01:01:42Because she's not Jewish

01:01:43So I can't be with a girl who's not Jewish?

01:01:44That's right

01:01:45Why?

01:01:46Because it's your responsibility to perpetuate our religion

01:01:48Why?

01:01:49Because six million of our ancestors died and we owe it to them

01:01:51Why?

01:01:52Because they're dead

01:01:53So what does that have to do with me?

01:01:54Because you're Jewish

01:01:55The fate of our entire religion depends on you

01:02:00It depends on me

01:02:01It depends on me

01:02:02It depends on me

01:02:03It's all right

01:02:04It all depends on me

01:02:05It's all right

01:02:06It's all right Adam

01:02:07Rosh Hashanah

01:02:08Oh God

01:02:09Oh God

01:02:10Oh God

01:02:11Oh God

01:02:12Adam that was really good

01:02:15Really good

01:02:18I'm here

01:02:24I'm here

01:02:25I'm here

01:02:26I'm here

01:02:27I'm here

01:02:28I'm here

01:02:29I'm here

01:02:30I'm here

01:02:31I'm here

01:02:32I'm here

01:02:33I'm here

01:02:34I'm here

01:02:35I'm here

01:02:36I'm here

01:02:37I'm here

01:02:38I'm here

01:02:39I'm here

01:02:40I'm here

01:02:41I'm here

01:02:42I'm here

01:02:43I'm here

01:02:44Alright

01:02:45Mwald

01:02:46Come on

01:02:47People how are you doing

01:02:48Just working

01:02:49What are you doing

01:02:50Oh nothing

01:02:51You know

01:02:52Just here at the hospital

01:02:53Checking in on patients

01:02:54Patients

01:02:55Patients

01:02:56What's up baby

01:02:57Well I just spoke to my dad

01:02:58C'est vrai ?

01:03:00Oui, en fait, il n'y a pas de mort en Skokie, jamais.

01:03:05Donc je suis allé en ligne pour rechercher,

01:03:07et je n'ai pas trouvé quelque chose.

01:03:08Allyson, je ne veux pas vous dire ça,

01:03:10mais mes parents...

01:03:13étaient dans le programme de protection.

01:03:15Et quand ils ont été assassinés,

01:03:17le FBI a détruit leurs records.

01:03:19Tu es malade.

01:03:21Qu'est-ce qu'ils ont fait dans le programme de protection ?

01:03:23Jimmy Hoffa ?

01:03:24Qu'est-ce que Jimmy Hoffa ?

01:03:26J'ai dit trop trop déjà, tu comprends ?

01:03:28Javi, je me sens que tu es hiding des choses pour moi.

01:03:30J'ai vu un mois,

01:03:31et tu n'as jamais dit que tes parents

01:03:33ont été assassinés ?

01:03:35Et maintenant ils sont dans le programme de protection ?

01:03:37Et en plus de tout ça,

01:03:38je me demande si tu peux être...

01:03:40...gay ?

01:03:41Qu'est-ce que tu penses que je suis gay ?

01:03:44Parce que ce gars se passe avec une fille

01:03:46pour un mois et ne veut pas dormir avec elle ?

01:03:48Je veux !

01:03:49Je veux juste...

01:03:51Je veux être spécial.

01:03:53C'est exactement ce que ma Aunt Judy's husband

01:03:56lui dit avant qu'ils se sont mariés.

01:03:57Et 20 ans et deux ans,

01:03:59elle s'est passée sur lui,

01:04:00elle s'est mis en tête

01:04:01avec une balle en tête

01:04:02et il s'est mis en tête

01:04:03par un chien

01:04:04qui est dressé comme Dorothy

01:04:05de The Wizard of Oz.

01:04:06Ok ?

01:04:07Et je ne vais pas être comme ma Aunt Judy.

01:04:11Ok, ok, ok,

01:04:12nous allons dormir ensemble.

01:04:13Let's do ça, baby.

01:04:15Really ?

01:04:16Oh, oui.

01:04:17Quand ?

01:04:18Quand ?

01:04:19C'est après la fin de la conférence de la conférence de Dallas.

01:04:22C'est quoi ?

01:04:23C'est à la conférence de Dallas ?

01:04:24C'est à la conférence de Dallas ?

01:04:25Je me suis dit que j'ai dit

01:04:26un couple de semaines avant.

01:04:27Quand est-ce que vous avez ?

01:04:29En deux heures.

01:04:32Tu sais, quand vous enziez,

01:04:33peut-être que vous et Ted Bundy

01:04:35nous pouvons être nos amis.

01:04:36C'est-ce que c'est ?

01:04:37C'est une conférence des jours

01:04:39d'accord.

01:04:42C'est-ce que c'est ?

01:04:44C'est-ce que ça ?

01:04:45Tu sais, je suis prudé

01:04:46d'un bill de dollars.

01:04:47C'est une bille de dollars.

01:04:52C'est un bille de dollars.

01:04:53Oui, c'est vrai, c'est vrai.

01:05:23Nous avons travaillé très fort à rendre Adam à la pointe qu'il est dans la thérapie.

01:05:28Et il a un très dur temps.

01:05:30Mais ces derniers jours, il a vraiment réussi à venir de derrière.

01:05:36Oh, God! Oh, God!

01:05:38Oh, God!

01:05:39Oh, God!

01:05:40Oh, God!

01:05:41Oh, God!

01:05:42Oh, God!

01:05:43Oh, God!

01:05:44What are you doing?

01:05:45He never tried that with me!

01:05:47Hanson?

01:05:48What is everybody doing here at the same time?

01:05:53Oh, God!

01:05:54So, let me get this straight.

01:05:56You no longer want to get married to me because you're in love with your Mongolian doctor?

01:06:02I know this must be a shock for everyone, but when Adam finally opened up to me, I don't

01:06:08know.

01:06:09We just clicked.

01:06:10Arlene, we are not going to get anywhere by attacking each other, Salah.

01:06:16Please continue.

01:06:17By the way, you're fired.

01:06:19Well, I'm a Buddhist and, you know, both of our religions were born out of struggle.

01:06:25So, we both place emphasis on family, education, and hard work.

01:06:32And the intense pressure that Adam feels to marry within his people is the same pressure

01:06:36I feel to marry a Mongolian.

01:06:38So, it's no wonder why we're able to connect.

01:06:41For 43 grand, you could have connected with every chick in Mongolia!

01:06:46Okay, Salah.

01:06:49Hypothetically speaking, if you two were to stay together and get married, how would you

01:06:57raise your children?

01:06:58Mom, do we have to get into this right now?

01:07:00What?

01:07:01Isn't that what this is for?

01:07:02Okay, well, the truth is...

01:07:03The truth is...

01:07:04The truth is?

01:07:05The truth is...

01:07:06What's the truth, Adam?

01:07:07The truth is, I don't know if I want to raise my kids Jewish!

01:07:13Oh, shit.

01:07:14Jesus.

01:07:15Who are you?

01:07:18Was I not a good mother to you?

01:07:22When you were in kindergarten and you wanted the little trampoline that could poke your eye

01:07:26out, who got you the trampoline that could poke your eye out?

01:07:29I did.

01:07:30And when you were in fifth grade and you wanted to take karate lessons in Chinatown,

01:07:35who drove you there three nights a week and sat in the parking lot all alone in the dark?

01:07:42I did.

01:07:43Okay.

01:07:44And do you know why?

01:07:46Because you're my son.

01:07:49And I love you.

01:07:53And how do you show your love for me?

01:07:56Well...

01:07:57You have...

01:07:58...style sex with your Mongolian therapist on your wedding day!

01:08:02And then you say to me,

01:08:04Hey, Mom, I'm not sure if I want to raise my kids Jewish!

01:08:11Oh, Adam, that's fine!

01:08:13That's fine!

01:08:14Just...

01:08:15Just save the knife!

01:08:16Just save the knife and kill me, Adam!

01:08:17Just save it right now!

01:08:18Mom, stop it!

01:08:19Oh!

01:08:20Okay, Adam, so you're saying that our entire time together meant nothing to you?

01:08:29We never hit you!

01:08:30We never fondled you!

01:08:31I got liberty can you for you!

01:08:34Honey, honey, I think we dodged a bullet.

01:08:36Yeah, she seems nice.

01:08:38I mean, you better get a good lawyer, freak boy, cause I'm suing your ass off!

01:08:42Okay, this...

01:08:44This...

01:08:45Right here!

01:08:46You wanna know why I went nuts?

01:08:49It's because all of you are nuts!

01:08:52And I'm sorry that I can't marry you.

01:08:54But it's better that we end this right now rather than dragging this on for a long fucking time.

01:09:01And, Mom, I'm sorry that you had to do things that you didn't want to do.

01:09:05But you know what?

01:09:06So did I.

01:09:07I joined the family business and became the embroidery prince!

01:09:11Well, how happy can a man be?

01:09:13And to top it off, I've never dated a woman who wasn't Jewish my entire life!

01:09:17Well, you know what?

01:09:18I'm not doing things for you guys anymore, huh?

01:09:21I'm doing things for me.

01:09:22Because I love Sala.

01:09:24Sala.

01:09:25Sala.

01:09:26And she's Mongolian.

01:09:28And that's pretty cool.

01:09:31I love you, too.

01:09:33Oh, God.

01:09:35Are you gonna be paying by cash or check?

01:09:38With this technique, the thematic skin is allowed to stay intact.

01:09:44And finally, the neocrossing crush.

01:09:47By using the terra clamp, the skin is crushed for around ten days until it suffocates and dies.

01:09:53With this technique, the skin bonds.

01:09:56Tough, though.

01:09:57Yeah.

01:09:58I mean, you gotta love the dorsal slit, right?

01:10:00Because the phomotic skin stays intact.

01:10:01But on the other hand, with the sleeve resection, I got the widest variety of scarring options.

01:10:05What do you think?

01:10:07Honestly, I'm kind of partial to the temporary crush.

01:10:10You know, you get all the benefits of the sleeve resection, but you get that pump action of the agamgo device there.

01:10:15Yeah, yeah.

01:10:16Plus, it reduces your shmegma by like 75%.

01:10:19It does?

01:10:20Yeah.

01:10:21Done.

01:10:22Sold.

01:10:23Going with the temporary crush, boy.

01:10:25Knock, knock.

01:10:26Snip, snip time, Mr. O'Connell.

01:10:28Oh.

01:10:29Here we go.

01:10:30Is this your life partner?

01:10:31Who?

01:10:32No.

01:10:33No, no, no, no, no.

01:10:34No life partnering here.

01:10:35No.

01:10:36That would be weird.

01:10:37Okay.

01:10:38Not that that's weird at all, but just, you know.

01:10:40Okay, Mr. O'Connell.

01:10:41So, may go on to turn this little knobby here on, and you're going to just slowly drift away.

01:10:47May want you to breathe, relax, enjoy it.

01:10:51Breathe in, breathe in.

01:10:54I'm scared.

01:10:56Yeah, I have nothing to be afraid of, boy.

01:10:58Nurse Boo is going to sing you a little ditty and make you feel all better.

01:11:02Oh.

01:11:03When I was only eight days old, hurrah, hurrah, a billy billy billy bomb.

01:11:08When I was only eight days old, hurrah, hurrah, the boy that came with his big knife,

01:11:15I thought he was going to take my life, but he only took a little bit off the top,

01:11:21a little bit off the top, top, top, little bit off the top.

01:11:25Okay.

01:11:26Okay.

01:11:27Okay.

01:11:28She was taking a little off the top.

01:11:29Easy there, Mr. O'Connor.

01:11:30Next time, don't trust your circumcision to an HMO.

01:11:32I think she's nice.

01:11:34I just, I can't believe that you're doing all of this just so you don't have to make any more decisions.

01:11:41Oh, Adam, you don't get it.

01:11:43All those things that you say drive you crazy.

01:11:44I love.

01:11:45I love that your parents smother you.

01:11:46I love that if they hear about a tornado in Kansas, they call you even though you live

01:11:50in Los Angeles.

01:11:51Yeah, we're very nervous people.

01:11:52And I love the fact that you email each other your itineraries because, because you never know, you know?

01:11:58No.

01:11:59You never know.

01:12:00Never know.

01:12:01And for the past 5,000 years, every civilization, every culture has tried to have you guys annihilated.

01:12:05Yeah, we are not liked.

01:12:06I like you.

01:12:07We like you.

01:12:08You're getting the...

01:12:09It's gonna all make sense now.

01:12:10Muhammad Al-Sheikh Al-Sheikh Al-Sheikh is up here.

01:12:11Now he's gonna come up here and we got Muhammad.

01:12:12Muhammad.

01:12:13Muhammad.

01:12:14Oh, my God.

01:12:15He's got a lot of people.

01:12:16And I love the fact that you email each other your itineraries because, because you never

01:12:17know, you know?

01:12:18No.

01:12:19You never know.

01:12:20Never know.

01:12:21And for the past 5,000 years, every civilization, every culture has tried to have you guys annihilated.

01:12:27Yeah, we are not liked.

01:12:28I like you.

01:12:29We like you.

01:12:30You're getting the...

01:12:31It's gonna all make sense now.

01:12:33Muhammad.

01:12:34Al-Sheikh.

01:12:35Al-Sheikh.

01:12:36Al-Sheikh is up here.

01:12:37Now he's gonna come up here.

01:12:38And then we got Muhammad.

01:12:39Muhammad Ali.

01:12:40Al-Sheikh.

01:12:41No.

01:12:42Stop that.

01:12:45McConnell here.

01:12:46Speak up.

01:12:47Hi, Daddy.

01:12:48It's your son Christian.

01:12:49What you doing?

01:12:50I'm in Tahiti having myself a Mai Tai.

01:12:52What the hell do you think I'm doing?

01:12:54Fighting terrorists?

01:12:55Spreading democracy?

01:12:56Yeah.

01:12:57Dad, guess what I'm doing?

01:12:58Oh, I'm here with Adam Lipschitz.

01:12:59You remember him?

01:13:00Adam Lipschitz?

01:13:01Didn't I order you to stay away from that boy?

01:13:03No, Daddy.

01:13:04We're life partners.

01:13:05Sir, that's inaccurate, sir.

01:13:07Life partners?

01:13:08Nah, what the hell is life partners?

01:13:09Life partners?

01:13:10It means he's a homo, Dad.

01:13:11What?

01:13:12I call her the what?

01:13:13A homo?

01:13:14Yeah, we're here at the hospital, you know?

01:13:15Because he's with me, so I can get circumcised, sir.

01:13:19What?

01:13:20Not for me, though.

01:13:21Circumcised.

01:13:22Circumcised?

01:13:23Yeah, so I can be a Jew, Daddy.

01:13:24You can be a Jew?

01:13:26Daddy, I want to tell you something, too, because I don't think I've ever told you this before.

01:13:29We never say this, but I love you, Daddy.

01:13:32I love you.

01:13:33Hi.

01:13:34Ow!

01:13:35Sorry.

01:13:36You know, I'm glad we're hanging out again, but I kind of feel like something's missing.

01:13:40A little bit off the top.

01:13:42Ow!

01:13:43Top.

01:13:44Top.

01:13:45Top.

01:13:46Allison?

01:13:47Want to have sex?

01:13:48Mmm.

01:13:49Not really.

01:13:50Ah!

01:13:51Ah!

01:13:52Clear that!

01:13:53Clear right!

01:13:54Didn't I order you to keep your son away from my son?

01:14:09Excuse me.

01:14:10Don't you play dumb with me, s*** lips?

01:14:14Buck O'Connell?

01:14:15Oh, jeez.

01:14:16Your Adam has turned my Christian into some gay Jew.

01:14:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:14:24Buck, slow down.

01:14:25What are you talking about?

01:14:26They're live partners.

01:14:29Live partners?

01:14:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:14:33What makes you think this?

01:14:35He called and told me while he was in hospital with your Adam that he was about to get his

01:14:43package up so they could be gay Jews together.

01:14:48And then he told me, Dad, I love you.

01:14:52What the hell is going on, huh?

01:14:55Oh, Dennis, we pushed him too far and he snapped.

01:15:00With all the pressure that we put on him to marry a Jewish girl, the Asian wasn't enough and he went the other way.

01:15:07Okay, Buck, first of all, you look fantastic.

01:15:12Whoa, hey, hey, hey.

01:15:13Take it easy, old man.

01:15:14No, but second of all, I mean, I'm having a hard time believing any of this.

01:15:17Oh, yeah?

01:15:18Where's your boy right now?

01:15:21Buddy, I'm so happy you're here and that you're helping me with this.

01:15:25I don't know what I would do without you.

01:15:26You really need me to do this again?

01:15:27I gotta be honest.

01:15:28I don't know if I can get through another gauze pass.

01:15:31And how many times a day do you have to do it?

01:15:33Oh.

01:15:34Really, I can't do this myself.

01:15:35Please come and do it.

01:15:36God.

01:15:37Come on, just help me.

01:15:38Okay.

01:15:39Come here.

01:15:40Put some of that jelly on it and let's get going.

01:15:42Whoa!

01:15:43Oh, God!

01:15:44What?

01:15:45Drop the petroleum jelly and back away from my son's anus.

01:15:51Holy .

01:15:53I knew it.

01:15:54Don't shoot him, Dad.

01:15:55Mom?

01:15:56Adam!

01:15:57Dad!

01:15:58Damn it, Adam!

01:15:59Jelly's for toast!

01:16:00Allison, I'm not a Jew and I'm not a doctor.

01:16:05And my name is not Avi Rosenberg.

01:16:06Well, then who the hell are you?

01:16:08I'm Christian Thaddeus Reginald MacArthur O'Connell.

01:16:11I'm a plumber.

01:16:12Look, when I met you at the mixer, I begged my friend Adam here to help me pass myself off as a Jew so that you'd be able to date me.

01:16:20**** club?

01:16:22Allison, how's it going?

01:16:24Marcy.

01:16:25Don't you even look at me.

01:16:26Rabbi, I'm so sorry.

01:16:27You **** club.

01:16:28Before Adam came along, I watched NASCAR and I had the heads of dead animals that I'd hunted and killed myself on my wall.

01:16:34And I had no idea that when you order a salad at a restaurant, you can order the dressing on the side, let alone custom create your own dishes off the menu.

01:16:41What the hell are you talking about?

01:16:42I fed your seas a salad.

01:16:43Jews can custom create their own dishes off the menu.

01:16:46They're always up to something.

01:16:48No, I can hear you.

01:16:50That's why I messed up our date so bad, because I wasn't being myself.

01:16:54And then Adam told me the only way I'm ever going to be able to get you back is if I could convince your mom that I was the greatest guy in the world.

01:17:00So that's why I poisoned your dad with the rotten gift filled of fish.

01:17:04Because I wanted to partner with your mom in the bridge tournament.

01:17:07You're the reason I've been on the toilet for three days becoming a raisin?

01:17:10All right.

01:17:11Now we finally beat the Fleischmann, Shlomi, so just leave it alone.

01:17:14Was there ever a medical conference in Dallas?

01:17:17No.

01:17:18I just needed time to recover from the circumcision.

01:17:20Oh, Jesus.

01:17:22On the what?

01:17:23I wouldn't mind having circumcision.

01:17:25Why would you do all that?

01:17:26Because I love you.

01:17:28Allison, I love you.

01:17:30And I want...

01:17:41I want you to make every decision for me for the rest of my life.

01:17:44Will you do that?

01:17:45So I'm just supposed to forget about everything you just said because you love me?

01:17:50Yes, please.

01:17:52Son, stop this hollering and just propose to the girl.

01:17:58Don't put the tongue in.

01:18:05Well, that haircut is awful.

01:18:07So let me make an appointment for you with my guy because he's the best.

01:18:11I should take that as a yes, huh?

01:18:13Yes.

01:18:14I'll take that as a yes.

01:18:16Aw.

01:18:17Shlomi, we've got a plumber.

01:18:18Christian Thaddeus Reginald MacArthur O'Connell.

01:18:22Rosenberg.

01:18:23Now that's a nice Jewish name.

01:18:28We are so thrilled that you finally decided to come on a moose hunt with us.

01:18:33I can't wait to kill me a ten-pointer.

01:18:35I'm gonna skin him and gut him and pull out his rectum.

01:18:37That's the spirit.

01:18:38Nobody is pulling out anybody's rectum here.

01:18:39That's what they do.

01:18:40No, no.

01:18:41Listen to me, Shlomi.

01:18:42That would be a disgusting thing to do.

01:18:43Think of it.

01:18:44You could be more of it.

01:18:45E.coli.

01:18:46You could get bacterium.

01:18:47There are no wipes here that I can see.

01:18:49Shut up!

01:18:50Stop the convection!

01:18:53Mercy.

01:18:54Yarmulke man.

01:18:55Take a knee.

01:18:56A knee?

01:18:57Oh.

01:18:58Cramp.

01:18:59Careful.

01:19:00Not like that.

01:19:01For God's sake.

01:19:03I remember when my father took me out for my first hunt.

01:19:09We all fought like crazy over who's gonna be the lucky one to pull out that rectum.

01:19:15Uh.

01:19:16That's what they do?

01:19:17Oh, thank you.

01:19:18Nog, baby.

01:19:19Damn right.

01:19:20Nog, baby.

01:19:21Aw, daddy loves mama's nog.

01:19:24Nog, baby.

01:19:26I'm not really much of a nog guy.

01:19:28You know, the dairy kind of makes my acid reflux kick in, and I'm not even sure if the eggs are cage-free, so I don't feel safe.

01:19:35One sip won't kill me, I guess.

01:19:38Nog, baby.

01:19:39Oh, yeah.

01:19:40Oh, yeah.

01:19:45Oh, yeah!

01:19:48Oh, yeah!

01:19:53Uh, Narnatang and, uh, Jibai Net, whatever, my wife and I, we want to thank you for your hospitality and for these beautiful hats.

01:20:02Oh, my father says it's an honor to have you as part of our family, and they've learned a great deal of wisdom from all of you this week.

01:20:12Thank you.

01:20:13Thank you.

01:20:14Gurutasul, Shula, Marmot.

01:20:17Oh, my mother said you're gonna love the fried marmot. It's a speciality.

01:20:20Oh, Dennis, did you hear that? We're gonna have fried marmot. Hooray.

01:20:23I mean, we discussed at home. I can have fried food once every few months.

01:20:27I'm not saying that you shouldn't have fried food.

01:20:30Then what are you saying? Let's just eat it.

01:20:32Oh, maybe a little Mongolian barbecue or something, right?

01:20:34That could be okay.

01:20:36Let's eat what they order. We don't want to be rude.

01:20:38Why? Is it kosher? I don't know.

01:20:40We're not even kosher. Why do you care?

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