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00:00:01And number one on the request line for the 417th month
00:00:22From Tepe to his fishing crew on the pregnant pelican
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00:00:35Yikes! I gotta get out of here!
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00:01:00I'm the only one left!
00:01:01I've got to keep my body hair!
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00:01:11That woman's a monster!
00:01:13Gotta warn the others!
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00:01:20Screw the others!
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00:01:42Move away from the vehicle!
00:01:58Put your hands in the air!
00:02:00Support the NRA!
00:02:02Vote Republican!
00:02:03Vote Republican!
00:02:05Always use a condom!
00:02:07Eat pork!
00:02:09Don't forget to call your mother!
00:02:11I love the feel of silk on bare skin!
00:02:13No more pesky!
00:02:17Body hair!
00:02:19I love the feel of silk on bare skin!
00:02:23No more pesky!
00:02:25Body hair!
00:02:27I love the feel of silk on bare skin!
00:02:29No more pesky!
00:02:31Body hair!
00:02:32Body hair!
00:02:33I love the feel of silk on bare skin!
00:02:34I love the feel of silk on bare skin!
00:02:36No more pesky!
00:02:38Body hair!
00:02:39On to the next unsuspective dream moment!
00:02:52Let's ride!
00:02:56So you're all everywhere!
00:02:59Those are hot black zombies!
00:03:01We're almost there!
00:03:03With the hot black zombies on wheels!
00:03:07I don't like zombies on wheels!
00:03:09I don't like zombies on wheels!
00:03:11I don't like zombies on wheels!
00:03:15I don't like zombies on wheels!
00:03:17I don't like zombies on wheels!
00:03:25Snow damn bush!
00:03:27I just love it here in Daneport!
00:03:31Nothing ever happens here!
00:03:33The goal walk!
00:03:51You're on!
00:03:53Oh, my God.
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:53Oh, my God.
00:05:24At least I could spell, unlike certain barbers.
00:05:27Star quarterbacks don't have to spell.
00:05:29You're right.
00:05:30They just have to make passes at the homecoming queen.
00:05:33No truer love than me and Mick.
00:05:36And what about you, shy guy?
00:05:38Hey, I'm pacing myself.
00:05:41Oh, okay.
00:05:41Martin, find out how they feel about depilatories.
00:05:48Suppositories?
00:05:49Ow!
00:06:03Faster, faster, faster.
00:06:04Get it in.
00:06:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:11Morning, captains.
00:06:16It's Ben, Sharon.
00:06:18It's a nice day.
00:06:19Yeah.
00:06:21What do you reckon the weather will be like tomorrow, Captain Obadiah?
00:06:25Poorly.
00:06:26There's an evil wind a-blowing, an evil wind.
00:06:29West, northwest.
00:06:31The old shark bait is north but northwest.
00:06:33Don't you go telling me the wind direction.
00:06:35I know these seas like the back of my hand.
00:06:37You ain't seen that clear like in 20 years.
00:06:40What do you mean by evil wind, captain?
00:06:42Oh, he's right about that, backcracky.
00:06:44Evil it is.
00:06:45Evil how?
00:06:47When the sky burns cold, the raven barks.
00:06:50Aye, the albatross dances with the whale.
00:06:53Aye.
00:06:53Aye.
00:06:54Aye.
00:06:54Aye.
00:06:54Oh, you're still determined to leave.
00:07:12Nothing ever happens here.
00:07:13I don't know what I was thinking.
00:07:15They're trying to make it as a manicurist in this town?
00:07:17And so that means you're going to go to...
00:07:19Well, I'm going to go somewhere where they can appreciate a good manicure, a great foot
00:07:23massage, and an outstanding lacquer selection.
00:07:26Orlando, Florida.
00:07:27Well, I'm going to miss you, Ruby.
00:07:29She might as well stay here for that.
00:07:39You heard the latest?
00:07:40The old Augusta house.
00:07:42Sold.
00:07:43Queers, probably.
00:07:45You know, gay.
00:07:47Opening a beauty salon.
00:07:49Mmm, good.
00:07:50Maybe I can get a decent haircut.
00:07:52Nick.
00:07:53Ooh.
00:07:54Take that back, you sultry bitch, or I'll blow you filly.
00:07:58Oh, I better get out.
00:08:01When are you going to get out of ladies' underwear, Sharon?
00:08:03Oh, you know me, Frank.
00:08:04I don't do cheap jokes.
00:08:13And now for another swinging hit for you single ladies over 40 waiting for the
00:08:18tuna fleet.
00:08:23Oh, baby.
00:08:28I just keep getting out of you.
00:08:30You got me all wrapped around the axle.
00:08:39Neither rain, nor sleep, nor dark night.
00:08:43Sorry.
00:08:44It's all right.
00:08:45That's what the shop's about.
00:08:46Sort of.
00:08:47But, hence, you'd better finish your rounds, Ken.
00:08:50Yeah, I guess so.
00:08:53Sorry, baby.
00:08:55Wish I could stay.
00:09:01Bye.
00:09:03The mail.
00:09:04I forgot the mail almost.
00:09:06I'll see you, baby.
00:09:07Bye.
00:09:09He's new?
00:09:11Wow, you're a sucker for a man in uniform, Carrie.
00:09:13Oh, I'm a sucker for a man, period.
00:09:16I've noticed you're not at a loss for suitors.
00:09:19Mick.
00:09:20Mick's okay.
00:09:21Sven's the real guy.
00:09:23And he's interested.
00:09:24Sven's my pal.
00:09:26Nothing more.
00:09:29Hi, Ted.
00:09:30Hi, Sharon.
00:09:31Um, Pilar's got a birthday coming up real soon.
00:09:34I thought I'd give her something pretty.
00:09:35Great.
00:09:35Well, I've got just the thing.
00:09:36This is soft.
00:09:37It's beautiful.
00:09:38It's pretty.
00:09:39It's warm.
00:09:39It's soft.
00:09:40Just a thing for winter.
00:09:42I was thinking of something, you know, more something...
00:09:46Sexier?
00:09:47Oh, gee, Ted.
00:09:49I didn't think you went in for that sort of thing.
00:09:50But, uh...
00:09:51You old W.
00:09:52Not that old, Carrie.
00:09:54That was a hit.
00:09:54I get the picture.
00:09:55How about this?
00:09:57More of what you had in mind?
00:09:58It's what I wear.
00:10:00Yeah, I like that.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:03And the size?
00:10:04Uh, Mrs. Lewis is a size 18, Carrie.
00:10:07Ah, I see.
00:10:13In a box, please.
00:10:15That'll be $35, Ted.
00:10:17Oh, I love the feel of silk on their skin.
00:10:36Don't you?
00:10:38Can I help you?
00:10:41I said, don't you?
00:10:42Um, sure.
00:10:45All, all, all, all, all women do.
00:10:47Um, I didn't hear you come in.
00:10:50Well, you better step on me
00:10:51Cause I got something for you
00:10:54Just take a good look at me
00:10:56Cause I'm doing improved, you see
00:10:58Now seems like a real good job
00:11:01Think I'll start hunting with it?
00:11:03Hey!
00:11:05You!
00:11:07Me!
00:11:08This won't hinder you much longer.
00:11:10I'll take care of it.
00:11:12Weren't you leaning, Ted?
00:11:14Will that be all?
00:11:16I want to see your underwear.
00:11:20I beg your pardon?
00:11:21Oh, granted.
00:11:23I want to see your leather g-strings
00:11:25Your split panties, your cut-out bras
00:11:28Whatever you have with men's studs.
00:11:31Um, well, I'm afraid this is as risque as we get.
00:11:37Think it, what's mine?
00:11:38Think it, hey!
00:11:40I'll just take the gown.
00:11:44Will that be charge or...
00:11:45It'll be cash.
00:11:46That'll be $395.
00:11:48Ah, then...
00:11:49I suggest you invest in some recreational underwear, Miss Talbot.
00:11:57You're going to need it.
00:12:00Oh, I think these people are ready for our wax.
00:12:04Who's Max?
00:12:06Ow!
00:12:07I-I didn't hear them come in.
00:12:08Did you hear them come in?
00:12:11Ted!
00:12:12Ted, I'm asking you a question.
00:12:13I can't wait to pump her gas.
00:12:20Your self-serve, Ted.
00:12:25Weird, huh?
00:12:27Weren't they sort of unnaturally shiny?
00:12:31Oh, I need some fresh air.
00:12:39Remember, city council meeting in the fish locker at 6 o'clock.
00:12:45Hey, further, Mr. Maynard.
00:12:48I move for a no-growth ordinance until we discover just what effect the desecration of our water off of our coast will have.
00:12:55Mr. Hutch and Rhyther, we have the most modern war treatment, the most stringent environmental controls on the offshore waters, as well as the harbor.
00:13:03Surely you know...
00:13:04You have no idea what's going on out there.
00:13:08The new deviations, the monsters, even now she's rallying to take us over.
00:13:14How absurd, Daneport.
00:13:16I move, we wait and see.
00:13:18Seconded.
00:13:19Seconded.
00:13:21Thank you, Bancroft.
00:13:23You may sit down now.
00:13:24Any more business?
00:13:29My business license.
00:13:31And who might you be?
00:13:35Yvonne Wayne.
00:13:39I'm renovating the old Augusta house and opening up a waxing salon.
00:13:44Now, just a second, little lady.
00:13:46You never said anything about wax.
00:13:48You never said anything about wax.
00:13:50Ted's self-serve is fully equipped with a full line of...
00:13:53Hair removal, Ted.
00:13:56Hair removal.
00:13:58A salon to remove...
00:14:00I see.
00:14:00Well, Pilar could stand to lose some hair, I guess.
00:14:04So could you.
00:14:06I think it's unnatural.
00:14:08Bad for the complexion.
00:14:09Bad for the whole human machine.
00:14:12Nothing like the wife's enough to give a man's incentive to come ashore.
00:14:15Are you peppy?
00:14:16Wait a minute!
00:14:17I have some questions.
00:14:20I'm a reporter, Ms. Wayne.
00:14:23It's in my instincts.
00:14:25I know a few things.
00:14:28How lucky for you.
00:14:29How do we know these people are qualified?
00:14:32Don't you have to have a beautician's license from the state
00:14:35before you can go off opening up some hotsy-totsy wax salon?
00:14:39Just where is that in his way?
00:14:40Hmm?
00:14:41Well, certainly, Mr. Miller.
00:14:43I have all the appropriate paper work.
00:14:46Would you care to see it?
00:14:48Come on, let's do this out!
00:14:49Yeah!
00:14:50License!
00:14:51License!
00:14:52License!
00:14:53License!
00:14:54License!
00:14:55License!
00:14:56License!
00:14:57License!
00:14:58License!
00:14:59License!
00:15:00License!
00:15:01License!
00:15:01Wait a minute!
00:15:02Return rule!
00:15:03Sharon!
00:15:04Seconded!
00:15:05Seconded!
00:15:06Seconded!
00:15:07Seconded!
00:15:08License!
00:15:09License!
00:15:10License!
00:15:11Seconded!
00:15:12Seconded!
00:15:13It's not awful!
00:15:14No!
00:15:15No!
00:15:16Cap'ins!
00:15:17What was it you were saying about an evil wind?
00:15:21An evil wind is one that'll turn you into any minute.
00:15:25It'll make your hair stand on end.
00:15:27It'll shiver your cembers, furl the topsail, and keel all the bosom.
00:15:31An evil wind will put the nizzen and the rhino in as long as it takes to blink.
00:15:36Oh.
00:15:37That makes sense.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40Um, Cap'ins, I know I shouldn't ask this, but, uh, what are you whittling?
00:15:46You.
00:15:47Me?
00:15:48No!
00:15:49You!
00:15:50I!
00:15:51I!
00:15:52Oh!
00:15:53You!
00:15:54Y-E-W, the tree!
00:15:55Aye!
00:15:56You!
00:15:57Oh!
00:15:58I was reading an article about the Pacific You just the other day.
00:16:00It has all sorts of curative powers, like asthma, cancer, you name it.
00:16:04Aye, and it'll take the barnacles off your stem.
00:16:06And the woodworm off your stern.
00:16:08Like to smoke it?
00:16:09Like mine with milk.
00:16:11Give her a try.
00:16:12You never know when you might need it.
00:16:15Think we confused her with all this nautical talk?
00:16:20I suppose so.
00:16:21Reckon that's what it's all about, being an old salt.
00:16:24Old tar!
00:16:25Properly, it's an old tar!
00:16:26I know what I am, Zebediah, you old fool!
00:16:28Ha!
00:16:29I've been expecting you, Mr. Miller.
00:16:41How did you get this place fixed up so fast?
00:16:42I know my subcontractors, like the back of my brassiere coat.
00:16:51Like the back of your... your brassiere coat.
00:16:52Like the back of your... your brassiere coat.
00:16:53Hold on.
00:16:54I want to talk to you about your... business.
00:16:57Because, frankly, this kind of establishment is something we in Dainport associate with fruits and Europeans.
00:17:04And we don't... don't have that sort around here.
00:17:10Not at all, Mr. Miller.
00:17:11You've got it all wrong.
00:17:12Let me show you.
00:17:15So I told Jane, I said, so what if he's 15 years younger than she is.
00:17:34If he makes her happy, that's what counts.
00:17:35Well, so long as the kid's parents and the police don't find out.
00:17:40So what are you doing this afternoon?
00:17:42Then he's still good at all.
00:17:43That's not true.
00:17:44afternoon. Oh, I thought I'd try that new salon. Maybe get myself done. Who knows? Maybe some
00:17:5017-year-old stud will get the hots for me. Mom, you want some young thing? Let me know how it
00:17:57goes, okay? With the salon or the stud? The salon. You know, I met that Yvonne Wayne the other day.
00:18:05She seems a little weird. Weird like Bancroft Hutch and Reuter weird or weird like body snatchers?
00:18:11Well, just don't let them turn you into a sex maniac or anything, okay? And I thought it was the
00:18:18widows like me who were supposed to be the prudes. I don't know. Just seems a little wacko. Afraid of the
00:18:27competition, are you? We don't do less. Then what's the beef? I don't get it. I mean, why bring this
00:18:33kind of business to Dainport? I mean, people in big cities in Europe get that kind of treatment.
00:18:38Holy shit. What? Wayne's depilation. Right. Yeah. A full-page ad? What's gotten into Frank anyway?
00:18:51He's never taken out a full-page ad in his life. Where is he anyway? Has anyone seen him?
00:18:57Wayne's Waxing Salon announces its opening giveaway. One free body wax with this ad.
00:19:02Do away with pesky body hair for six months.
00:19:06Be more attractive to the opposite sex.
00:19:10Swim faster.
00:19:12Experience lovemaking as it should be.
00:19:14Smooth and hairless.
00:19:16Then what's the beef?
00:19:18It's good for six months.
00:19:21I mean, if it's good for six months, how can they stay in business?
00:19:25Wait for the tuna fleet?
00:19:28Why not break a puberty?
00:19:32Thinkin' about gettin' a wax there, Matt?
00:19:38Me?
00:19:39Never.
00:19:40Car, maybe.
00:19:48Oh.
00:19:50Oh, this is lovely.
00:20:02See?
00:20:07Told you I wasn't haunted.
00:20:09But my Uncle Hernando said it was a place of evil.
00:20:12Well, your Uncle Hernando's been at sea too long.
00:20:15I love you.
00:20:16I feel a silk on bare skin.
00:20:28You do?
00:20:29Got any silk jock socks?
00:20:32A jock?
00:20:35Something roomy.
00:20:36Like, uh, studio or like a mansion?
00:20:43That was a joke.
00:20:45Um, no, no, uh, no jock, silk, otherwise, none.
00:20:51I hardly even recognized him.
00:20:55He looked like a waxed apple having a bad hair day.
00:20:59He has undergone rejuvenation at the Hot Wax Palace.
00:21:02Well, what all they do to him?
00:21:04Made him a man.
00:21:05Really?
00:21:06Ew.
00:21:09Well, you went there.
00:21:11What was it like?
00:21:14Mom?
00:21:16Mom?
00:21:17You okay?
00:21:18The salon.
00:21:20What was it like?
00:21:21Why do you ask?
00:21:22Oh, come on.
00:21:23A salon in Dainport?
00:21:26A place like that reminds me of a beauty parlor for dogs.
00:21:29You take in a shaggy mutt, you come out with a clipped pooch with a bow and a tip and one
00:21:33on its head, smelling like a French whorehouse.
00:21:35I mean, what do they do to you?
00:21:36Do they do the whole, like, body massage and makeup deal?
00:21:41Well, they get rid of all that pesky body hair.
00:21:46It was the most liberating experience of my life.
00:21:51God, I need a man.
00:21:53Ain't that the truth?
00:21:54Got tons of stuff that needs to be taken care of around here, and Mick, getting him to help
00:21:58out is next to impossible.
00:22:00Ah!
00:22:02What?
00:22:03All that hair!
00:22:05Why don't you do something?
00:22:07I'm shaving it.
00:22:08That's not enough!
00:22:10Oh!
00:22:11Oh!
00:22:11Mom?
00:22:16Mom!
00:22:22Yeah, you're pretty handy with that knife.
00:22:24Amazing.
00:22:25That is my professional health.
00:22:26Being amazing.
00:22:31Hey, babe.
00:22:32You okay?
00:22:34Babe.
00:22:35Man, this gotta hurt.
00:22:56Not if you know what you're doing.
00:22:57What's the matter?
00:23:12My mother.
00:23:14You know, she went into that new salon today, and they must have, I don't know, given her
00:23:18weird pills or something.
00:23:20It takes women days to adjust to a new dude.
00:23:22Oh, okay, Mickey.
00:23:24Well, how does that explain Frank Miller, huh?
00:23:27He's gone weird, too.
00:23:32Let's eat.
00:23:33All right.
00:23:33All right.
00:23:52All right.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:06Okay, and I'm...
00:24:06So what are you...
00:24:07...a lot of...
00:24:08So what are you...
00:24:08...there, right?
00:24:08My turn, right?
00:24:09My turn?
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:10Your turn.
00:24:11Ha ha ha ha.
00:24:12Don't worry.
00:24:12You've been getting lucky all night.
00:24:13I'm just good.
00:24:14Actually, he puts me, all right.
00:24:20No, Mick, you're over here.
00:24:21No, I'm right there.
00:24:22Mick, you're over here. No, you're over here.
00:24:23Oh, you're right.
00:24:27Raccoons?
00:24:28Who knows? Come on.
00:24:32Hey, guys.
00:24:34Guys!
00:24:35Guys!
00:24:52Oh, my God.
00:24:58Barf!
00:25:22You must die!
00:25:23You must die!
00:25:24Bastard Friday!
00:25:25Bastard Friday!
00:25:26Bastard Friday!
00:25:27Bastard Friday!
00:25:28Guys, can't we all just, like, get along?
00:25:29I think somebody doesn't like us.
00:25:30Ah!
00:25:31Sharon!
00:25:32What the hell is that?
00:25:33Now that's scary.
00:25:34High-tech raccoons.
00:25:35Elaborate practical joke.
00:25:36Hanged in effigy?
00:25:37You must have really botched a flat top.
00:25:39Well, say we put our gailers in the middle of the night.
00:25:42You must die!
00:25:43You must die!
00:25:44You must die!
00:25:45You must die!
00:25:46You must die!
00:25:47You must die!
00:25:48You must die!
00:25:49You must die!
00:25:50You must die!
00:25:51You must die!
00:25:52You must die!
00:25:53You must die!
00:25:54You must die!
00:25:55You must die!
00:25:56Bastard Friday!
00:25:57It's cool.
00:25:58I always wanted one of these.
00:25:59You must die!
00:26:00You must die!
00:26:01You must die!
00:26:02Bastard!
00:26:21You must die!
00:26:31You must die!
00:26:32You must die!
00:26:34You must die!
00:26:35Ms.
00:26:47Try telling me again it was kids who did that.
00:26:57Come on.
00:26:59Who doesn't like barbers?
00:27:01Someone with a gruesome sense of humor.
00:27:03Somehow this doesn't seem like the time or the place.
00:27:07Is that all you think about?
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:15What's going on?
00:27:16This one.
00:27:18Desperately needs to be waxed.
00:27:21And eight times a week just isn't enough.
00:27:23You know what my doctor said.
00:27:26So it's more therapeutic for you to have sex than it is to make love with your girlfriend.
00:27:31It's science.
00:27:32Besides, you always love it.
00:27:36Don't be smart.
00:27:39Pesky body hair.
00:27:40I think I want to go up there.
00:27:42City council official business.
00:27:44Last night, never happened.
00:27:51Es...
00:28:04einen.
00:28:05I don't know.
00:28:05I don't know.
00:28:06� bureaus.
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:07Let's go.
00:28:37Let's go.
00:29:07Oh, no.
00:29:09Oh, no.
00:29:14Oh, no.
00:29:18Oh, no.
00:29:23Oh, no.
00:29:27Oh, nice to see you, Miss Councilwoman.
00:29:32Hmm.
00:29:33Business keeps going on like this, you'll have to open branches.
00:29:36We're thinking website.
00:29:40Some take the removal better than others.
00:29:47How unusual it's so warm.
00:29:55This is where we mix the wax with the other ingredients to remove all traces of pesky body hair.
00:30:10Yes, there is a special chemical to soften the skin.
00:30:18And some say it affects the mind.
00:30:21It does.
00:30:24It frees you from the distraction of pesky body hair.
00:30:30It does.
00:30:34Depillation sets one free from all the unpleasant emotions that we associate with hair.
00:30:42It does.
00:30:45The ecstasy of being without pesky body hair is truly orgasmic.
00:30:54It is beyond your wildest imagination.
00:31:00It just keeps going and going and going and going and going and the beat over the wild.
00:31:07Taking you to places that you've never even dared to dream about.
00:31:12Places we've never dreamed about.
00:31:32Like Orlando.
00:31:34I thought you guys all fell asleep.
00:32:03afterwards.
00:32:04Not me.
00:32:05Are you ready for the next round?
00:32:07As soon as you are.
00:32:10What's that smell?
00:32:12Probably on the back when I started heating something.
00:32:16Yeah?
00:32:17Like what?
00:32:18It's going to make it so good for you.
00:32:20You're never going to believe it could be so good.
00:32:23Oh, yes I will.
00:32:24Do you trust me?
00:32:26I just fucked you for three hours.
00:32:29Then I really have something for you.
00:32:32What are you going to do?
00:32:35I'm going to rid you of that pesky body hair.
00:32:39Cool.
00:32:40Don't stop now.
00:32:41I feel lonely and neglected.
00:32:42We have to wait until it dries.
00:32:45Then hand me my cigarette please.
00:32:46I might as well have something in my mouth.
00:32:47Sure.
00:32:48Any business?
00:32:49No.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51adjourned.
00:32:52Hurry up.
00:32:53Hurry up.
00:32:54I need to get a plane.
00:32:55I need to get a plane.
00:32:57Ugh.
00:32:58Ugh.
00:32:59Ugh.
00:33:00Ugh.
00:33:01Ugh.
00:33:02I need that body.
00:33:03Make sure you don't get a plane.
00:33:04Uh.
00:33:05Ugh.
00:33:06Oh.
00:33:07That body?
00:33:08Work that body work that body make sure you don't get no.
00:33:09Ugh.
00:33:10Ugh.
00:33:11Ugh.
00:33:12Hurry up, Prank!
00:33:14I need to get plenty!
00:33:16Ugh!
00:33:18Ugh!
00:33:20Ugh!
00:33:22Ugh!
00:33:24Ugh!
00:33:26Ugh!
00:33:28Ugh!
00:33:30Ugh!
00:33:32Ugh!
00:33:34Ugh!
00:33:36Ugh!
00:33:38Ugh!
00:33:40Faster!
00:33:42Faster!
00:33:44Faster!
00:33:46Faster!
00:33:48Ugh!
00:33:50Faster!
00:33:52You've got to be kidding me.
00:34:00Welcome to Yvonne's website.
00:34:02Please enter password.
00:34:04Depolation.
00:34:08Access denied.
00:34:10Hmm.
00:34:12Horny.
00:34:14Access denied.
00:34:16Damn it!
00:34:18You look like you had a hard night.
00:34:20The best.
00:34:22You look like sunburned or something.
00:34:24I feel terrific.
00:34:26Access denied.
00:34:28I made love all night.
00:34:30I made love all night.
00:34:32Isn't that normal for you?
00:34:34Come to think of it.
00:34:36Yes, it is.
00:34:38You, the eyes of the world.
00:34:40I made love all night.
00:34:42Isn't that normal for you?
00:34:44Come to think of it.
00:34:46Yes, it is.
00:34:48You, the eyes of the world.
00:34:50Tell us how long it will take.
00:34:52We're unto you.
00:34:54We're unto you.
00:34:56We're unto you.
00:34:58You, the voice of the world.
00:35:10Tell us what you need to say.
00:35:12We're unto you.
00:35:14We're unto you.
00:35:16We're unto you.
00:35:18You, the voice of the world.
00:35:22Tell us what you need to say.
00:35:34Scratch Scleepy Coast Town.
00:35:36Put Catatonic.
00:35:38It's like the whole town's turned into,
00:35:40I don't know, zombies.
00:35:42Vampires.
00:35:44Walking dead.
00:35:46Republicans.
00:35:48Ever since they came to town.
00:35:50It's a strange group of bikers.
00:35:58Oof.
00:36:00I like my nasty body hair.
00:36:16Pesky.
00:36:18What's that?
00:36:22You.
00:36:23Me?
00:36:24Who?
00:36:25What?
00:36:26Something the captains gave me.
00:36:27That was a hit.
00:36:28I will now play another hit.
00:36:30Though I don't know why anybody listens to this mierda.
00:36:33Something stinks in this town.
00:36:35Well that's the paper mill in Eureka.
00:36:37I myself am free of such trivialities.
00:36:39All I need now are some compliant, nubile, hairless 18 year old girls to make my life complete.
00:36:45Don't we all?
00:36:47Did he just say mierda, mer, mer?
00:36:51You won't go near that salon.
00:36:55Promise.
00:36:56Oh.
00:36:57Oh.
00:36:58I'm not worried about Sven.
00:37:00I know he won't do anything foolish.
00:37:02Coward that I am.
00:37:03But you.
00:37:04That hair is my life.
00:37:06Keep it that way.
00:37:08I got it.
00:37:09I got it.
00:37:10I got it.
00:37:11I got it.
00:37:12I got it.
00:37:13I got it.
00:37:14I got it.
00:37:22I got it.
00:37:23I got it.
00:37:24Under the tux.
00:37:25It's easily snowing down my back.
00:37:29But I've got to slip away, slip away.
00:37:33I've got to slip away from you baby.
00:37:38I've got to go.
00:37:42Look at me.
00:37:43I've got to go.
00:37:49Burn on, and let you fall THIS SPARI.
00:37:53For wax, Talbot.
00:37:55I'm stirring the hot tub as fast as I can.
00:37:58You are stirring the bathtub as fast!
00:38:01You're stirring the Stockholm cauldron!
00:38:08That is all for today.
00:38:35We will be back tomorrow at this time
00:38:37with a new load.
00:38:39See you then, and have a nice day.
00:38:46Fizzy?
00:38:50I've seen nothing like this
00:38:51since I'm six.
00:39:04What are you doing here?
00:39:07Get out of here, woman.
00:39:09Then you'll be all ours,
00:39:11free of that pesky body hair.
00:39:15Don't you want us?
00:39:16Are you sick or something?
00:39:18Perverted?
00:39:19The wax will set you free!
00:39:22Get on out of here, young women,
00:39:23or we'll make you walk the bank
00:39:25with that shark bait out of you.
00:39:27Now get!
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:29Huh?
00:39:32Yeah, yeah.
00:39:35Ain't seen the like of this
00:39:36since we rode with Teddy Roosevelt.
00:39:39Pershing Roosevelt!
00:39:40How is Pershing?
00:39:41You don't know.
00:39:42God dang it, it was Roosevelt,
00:39:43you old fool!
00:39:44You wouldn't know if Roosevelt
00:39:45became a particular hand!
00:39:46What's up, Ted?
00:39:57How's Pilar?
00:39:59No more pesky body hair.
00:40:02Yeah, well, you know,
00:40:04I try not to meddle
00:40:04in people's marital affairs,
00:40:06but a little turn-off, huh?
00:40:08You know, the hair?
00:40:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
00:40:11what's the matter?
00:40:12Hey, Ted, come on,
00:40:13don't be afraid.
00:40:13It's me, Mick.
00:40:14Here, take the 14 bucks.
00:40:16Daddy!
00:40:17Here, come on,
00:40:18take the $14, come on!
00:40:20Get out!
00:40:21The money!
00:40:23Get out!
00:40:24Go away!
00:40:26Ted!
00:40:27You will become
00:40:28unbelievably horny.
00:40:31Look at Pilar.
00:40:33180 pounds
00:40:36of bucking bronco!
00:40:38Ooh.
00:40:40Unbelievably?
00:40:41Get out!
00:40:42Horny?
00:40:43Oh, my God.
00:41:13I've been expecting you, Mr. Orion.
00:41:18Have you now?
00:41:20You seem most interested in what our little salon has to offer.
00:41:26How about a demonstration?
00:41:28Oh, come on.
00:41:43Come on, come on.
00:41:46Dang.
00:41:48Oh, he was so well, hon.
00:42:03Take him to room number four.
00:42:06Whoa.
00:42:07Whoa, come on.
00:42:08Come on.
00:42:09Come on.
00:42:10No, no.
00:42:11Room number four.
00:42:24Hey, I'm probably out giving a buzz cut, so leave a message.
00:42:29Hi, honey.
00:42:30It's me.
00:42:31I'm feeling a little, I don't know.
00:42:36Okay, so maybe I've been a little preoccupied lately, but I just need to feel safer with
00:42:42all that's going on.
00:42:44So, um, anyway, I've got a surprise for you, and it's the top of the line at the shop.
00:42:54So, um, get your shippy, okay?
00:42:59This is a simple process of osmosis.
00:43:04While the wax is bonding to your pesky body hair, this chemical is seeping into your skin,
00:43:13into your very psyche.
00:43:16Yeah, well, you see, I'm Irish, and I really don't want anything seeping into my psyche.
00:43:21Once you're with us, you'll see all the barriers are down.
00:43:27No fear, no hate, no revulsion, no pesky-bother-some sentimentality.
00:43:35Just pure sensualism.
00:43:40Gosh.
00:43:41Yes, gosh.
00:43:46This may sting a little.
00:43:52Damn it, Mick.
00:43:54Where are you?
00:43:58I've got to think.
00:44:01I've got to think.
00:44:03I've got to think.
00:44:04Hmm.
00:44:07...
00:44:11Oh no, no, no.
00:44:20Yes!
00:44:31Ow, ow!
00:44:32Ow!
00:44:33Ow!
00:44:34Ow!
00:44:35Ow!
00:44:36Hey, he's taking his ground.
00:44:38Yes.
00:44:49Leave us.
00:44:53Now you will feel what you've never felt before.
00:44:59Mmm, mmm.
00:45:01Give it a little blood.
00:45:06Let's see how much better it is without time.
00:45:14Fusky body.
00:45:36Nothing's gonna happen, dipshit. There's no music. There's always music when something's gonna happen.
00:45:42Oh, jeez.
00:45:48Thank you for calling 9-1-1 Emergency Services.
00:45:54We're out of the office at the moment, but if it's really, really urgent, having to do with pesky body hair, please page us at Wayne's Depilation Palace.
00:46:00And we hope you have a nice, hairless, fulfilling day.
00:46:06Make one answer his phone.
00:46:129-1-1, that's an orgy.
00:46:13What?
00:46:14You're here.
00:46:15I'll use it.
00:46:16I hope you're wearing nice underwear.
00:46:17You're here.
00:46:18I'll use it.
00:46:19I hope you're wearing nice underwear, Sharon.
00:46:20Really now, there's no need for violence. Have the treatment.
00:46:25Be one of us.
00:46:26No more hate, no fear, no jealousy.
00:46:27No more teacher's dirty looks.
00:46:28I'll use it.
00:46:29I hope you're wearing nice underwear, Sharon.
00:46:32Really now, there's no need for violence. Have the treatment.
00:46:48Be one of us.
00:46:49No more hate, no fear, no jealousy.
00:46:52No more teacher's dirty looks.
00:46:54You'll discover your true sensuality within, beneath all that pesky.
00:47:00Body hair.
00:47:01I've always wanted you, you know.
00:47:03I'll splice you into candles, I promise.
00:47:05Sounds sensual.
00:47:06You can't kill us, Sharon.
00:47:08We're zombies.
00:47:09Hot waxes.
00:47:10We're already dead.
00:47:11No!
00:47:12No!
00:47:13No!
00:47:14You should have had a deviation.
00:47:15Ew.
00:47:16Monsters!
00:47:17Ugh.
00:47:18Help!
00:47:19Help!
00:47:20Help!
00:47:21Help!
00:47:22Help!
00:47:23Help!
00:47:24Help!
00:47:25Help!
00:47:26Help!
00:47:27Help!
00:47:28Help!
00:47:30Help!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help!
00:47:33Help!
00:47:34Help!
00:47:35Help!
00:47:36Help!
00:47:37Help!
00:47:38Help!
00:47:39Help!
00:47:43Shit.
00:47:44Help!
00:48:10Nick?
00:48:27Nick?
00:48:39Hubba, hubba.
00:48:43Horny, aren't you?
00:48:46Insistent, too.
00:48:49No.
00:48:51Come on.
00:48:53Where?
00:48:55In the kitchen.
00:48:57The kitchen?
00:48:59Don't you know what's happening out there?
00:49:02We've got to run. We've got to find Sven. I mean...
00:49:07Hmm.
00:49:15Seems a little early for mosquitoes, huh?
00:49:18So you've been hot waxed, haven't you?
00:49:22It's better than being like you.
00:49:24A slave to emotions and pesky body hair.
00:49:27So you don't feel any emotions at all?
00:49:29Only one. Lust.
00:49:32Insatiable carnality.
00:49:34Being free of pesky body hair has opened up a whole new world to me.
00:49:37A world of ultimate sensuality.
00:49:41Since when do you need help getting horny?
00:49:44It's for the best, Sharon. You'll see.
00:49:46We'll spend the rest of our lives together experiencing the ultimate sensuality.
00:49:51You're repeating yourself.
00:49:54Oh, it's going to be so good, you being one of us.
00:49:57Now relax. The pain won't last long.
00:50:03And when it's over, I'll let you be on top.
00:50:07Golly, I can hardly wait.
00:50:09You're always in the right place at the right time.
00:50:26Bye-bye, darling.
00:50:28But Sharon, I can help.
00:50:33No more pesky body hair.
00:50:35Ever.
00:50:37Oh, Sharon.
00:50:39There we go.
00:50:40There's no way out, Sharon.
00:50:52Hey, somebody mind letting me out?
00:50:55You can't stop monsters created from manspliction of our ecology.
00:51:01Whatever. We are the undead. Join us.
00:51:05Never.
00:51:06Yes, you will.
00:51:07Back your slob!
00:51:08Burn your mouth, girlie!
00:51:10Push the mace!
00:51:11Pull the mace!
00:51:12Pull the mace!
00:51:13Pull the mace!
00:51:18Ah!
00:51:19Oh, your emotions were dead.
00:51:21And your follicles, Matt.
00:51:23Oh.
00:51:24Oh.
00:51:25That explains it.
00:51:26Ow!
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:29Oh, my God.
00:51:30That's got hurt.
00:51:31Ow!
00:51:32Ow!
00:51:33Ow!
00:51:34That albatross!
00:51:35You old stuff.
00:51:36No, it ain't an ass damn albatross.
00:51:38It's a wave.
00:51:39Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:51:40Look at that hair.
00:51:41Looks like a man.
00:51:43What are you?
00:51:46Y-E-W.
00:51:47Exactly.
00:51:48Smart zombie back, Cracky.
00:51:50Pacific you.
00:51:52Of course.
00:51:53You two knew all along.
00:51:55Best run along, girlie.
00:51:56While we use these zombies to swab the deck, cleanse the barnacles, and fight the lines.
00:52:01Aye, aye.
00:52:02Wait a minute, fellas.
00:52:03I ain't fined yet.
00:52:05Freak!
00:52:10Somebody!
00:52:12Open up!
00:52:13I'm really horny.
00:52:18I'm going to Portland to train for the US National Swing Team.
00:52:28What are you doing? I'm going to Portland to train for the U.S. National Swing Team.
00:52:45Oh no. Oh no, not you two. I can't let you spread this contagion. What contagion?
00:52:53Whatever it is that makes people zombies. Ravenous, hairless, horned dog zombies.
00:52:57You a swim team? I went to the Nationals as a junior. I did it all.
00:53:02I told you I was thinking of getting back into it. Well, here's my opportunity.
00:53:07I guess I didn't react like they expected. I went to the pool and I practiced. I still have it. And they were right.
00:53:14You do swim faster. What? It didn't turn you into a sex-crazed zombie?
00:53:20I had no inhibitions to lose. Except those keeping me from trying out for the National Swim Team. And I'm doing that next week.
00:53:30Help me. I have to stop them. They'll take this formula and they'll do this again in town after town after town unless they're stopped.
00:53:39Okay. I will. I must stop them. Okay. Whatever.
00:53:44I'll watch for you on Wide World. Okay. Whatever. Carry.
00:54:02Well, I guess it's just me. And you.
00:54:15Once we corral Congress, then we'll go after the closet cross-dressers on the Radical Right.
00:54:34Congressmen are so kinky. Not to mention the president for safe fare.
00:54:46Ow!
00:54:47Oh.
00:54:48Ow.
00:54:53Ah.
00:55:04Goddamn.
00:55:13It's party time.
00:55:15When everyone has this Mars formula over the afternoon to me, our power will be limitless.
00:55:25We'll be the gods of ultimate socialism.
00:55:29Rulers of the world free at last from that dreaded stubble.
00:55:34Tight-ass Sharon Talbot stands between us and total dominion.
00:55:41What a bad move.
00:55:43A world without hair.
00:55:46Something has to be done.
00:55:51Faster, faster, faster, get it in.
00:55:53Fucking rats.
00:55:54Oh, baby, oh, baby.
00:55:56Faster, faster, faster, get it in.
00:55:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:56:04Is that pesky body hair keeping you from living life to the fullest?
00:56:15If you've answered yes to any of these questions,
00:56:19then I'm here to tell you about something
00:56:21that will revolutionize your life forever.
00:56:24The Wayne's Wax-O-Matic.
00:56:27Just a pinch in those hard-to-reach areas
00:56:31and you will find that your appointment book will fill up in no time.
00:56:36The Wayne's Wax-O-Matic.
00:56:39Take it from me.
00:56:41A boon to women everywhere.
00:56:43And we like it too.
00:56:56Mom, you're going cable?
00:56:59Martin, come.
00:57:02You call me dumb.
00:57:04Oh man, come on, come on, stupid child safety!
00:57:29Get her!
00:57:36Is this the best you can come up with?
00:57:39Needs the frigid interloper.
00:57:42That's pretty good.
00:57:44This room is a mess!
00:57:48Somebody go get Marion!
00:57:52Ow!
00:57:57Ow!
00:57:59Mom!
00:58:00Radically cool, isn't it dear?
00:58:02I have to know, what is the password?
00:58:04Orlando?
00:58:05Damn, almost.
00:58:07Ow.
00:58:08Shit!
00:58:20Help!
00:58:21Help!
00:58:34Help!
00:58:36I love this thing!
00:58:39These things always look better in the catalogs, don't they?
00:58:46Still, it shows a mark in lack of self-esteem.
00:58:59I hope you don't mind waiting while I see to this.
00:59:02Martin will keep you company.
00:59:06This better not be those fucking rats again.
00:59:19Can't you help me?
00:59:20I don't want to wait for them to come.
00:59:21I don't want to wait for them to come.
00:59:22I don't mind waiting while I see to this.
00:59:23Martin will keep you company.
00:59:26This better not be those fucking rats again.
00:59:28Can't you help me?
00:59:44I don't want to wait for them to come back.
00:59:49And seeing you like this makes me want you now.
00:59:57Vaughn told me not to.
01:00:00And I want you to do it.
01:00:06Vaughn won't let me.
01:00:10But I will.
01:00:19Not so fast, lover boy.
01:00:29I stuff.
01:00:32That's why they call it a booby trap.
01:00:37Thank you very much.
01:00:39This is an outrage.
01:00:45No, this is an outage.
01:00:48No, this scares me.
01:00:52How did you do that?
01:00:54I don't know.
01:00:55See if I know how to do this.
01:00:57Stop!
01:00:58Stop!
01:00:59Stop!
01:01:00You're making me dizzy.
01:01:01All right.
01:01:02You and Marion are back in the house.
01:01:18Hey.
01:01:19Hey.
01:01:20Was that you screaming?
01:01:21Yeah, didn't you hear me?
01:01:23Barely.
01:01:24Except wax in my ears.
01:01:25Your blouse and kuchemitz, it's, uh, they're open.
01:01:31Here.
01:01:33Kerry was right.
01:01:36Carrie was right. You are the real guy
01:01:43To Gold Rock what now?
01:01:51Okay, that's it. They've had their chance. We're nailing them. My cake. Oh
01:01:57I had it clean. What would be wax and the road grime and everything
01:02:06Wow, she said I was the real guy. I wonder if she meant it though. I mean, you know how women they just kind of say things
01:02:24Wait a minute. I mean, you know, I'm real and I'm a guy. Definitely guy
01:02:29Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Mick's my best friend. And Sharon's his gal. I can't do that to Mick. No way
01:02:36No way. Yeah, I can. Yeah, I can. Cool. I got a girlfriend
01:02:56Spen is the real guy. Can I do this to Mick?
01:03:03Yeah, I could do that to Mick
01:03:06Is that an echo?
01:03:07Is that an echo? Cool
01:03:08Is that an echo? Cool
01:03:21Oh my gosh, she's right behind us
01:03:25Awuga, awuga
01:03:27Down below!
01:03:29I think we lost him a few miles back.
01:03:30But why here?
01:03:31I think we lost him a few miles back.
01:03:36But why here?
01:03:37I think we lost him a few miles back.
01:03:43I think we lost him a few miles back.
01:03:50I think we lost him a few miles back.
01:03:54I think we lost him a few miles back.
01:03:56But why here?
01:03:57Well, okay, enough about geography. But your timing.
01:03:58Think about it as making up for loss to tell him.
01:03:59Okay, enough about geography, but your timing.
01:04:22Think about it as making up for lost time.
01:04:29You've got to get to Freeport before Yvonne!
01:04:45Oh no!
01:04:47Oh no!
01:04:49Oh no!
01:04:55Good evening.
01:05:00Uh, good evening.
01:05:01I'm Sharon Talbot, a city councilwoman from Daneport.
01:05:05And this is Sven Jacobson, one of our local businessmen.
01:05:08I'm impressed.
01:05:10Is there a captain on duty?
01:05:12Got a problem.
01:05:13Listen, I think we need to talk to the watch captain.
01:05:16We're not good enough, is that it?
01:05:19Huh?
01:05:20Who do you think you are, brilliant in here trying to get past me to the captain without any explanation?
01:05:24Just trying to pull rank?
01:05:25Go over my head?
01:05:26Do an end run?
01:05:27Is that it?
01:05:28Miss shitty fucking councilwoman?
01:05:31Big fucking deal!
01:05:33Hey, may we see the watch captain please?
01:05:37You don't understand.
01:05:38This is about zombies.
01:05:39Zombies.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:41Zombies.
01:05:42Yeah.
01:05:43Well, yeah.
01:05:45Hey, why didn't you guys just say so?
01:05:48Believe me.
01:05:49Can you believe it?
01:05:50Oh, I can believe it.
01:05:51I mean, can you believe it?
01:05:52It's unbelievable.
01:05:53I thought he believed it.
01:05:54Hmm.
01:05:55Well, there's one way to make him believe it.
01:05:57Believe me.
01:05:58What?
01:05:59Follow me.
01:06:00Please, lock all your doors, bolt all your windows.
01:06:01A group of hot wax zombies is coming to town.
01:06:02Awesome.
01:06:03And if they find you, you'll be destroyed.
01:06:04So you gotta start gathering you.
01:06:05You got it?
01:06:06You gotta make your you, turn on them.
01:06:08For the one's sake.
01:06:10They're here.
01:06:11They're here.
01:06:12Look out for the zombies!
01:06:13Oh, no!
01:06:14Oh, no!
01:06:15Oh, no!
01:06:16Oh, no!
01:06:17Oh, no!
01:06:18Oh, no!
01:06:19Oh, no!
01:06:20Oh, no!
01:06:21Oh, no!
01:06:22Oh, no!
01:06:23Oh, no!
01:06:24Oh, no!
01:06:25Oh, no!
01:06:26Oh, no!
01:06:27Oh, no!
01:06:28Oh, no!
01:06:29Oh, no!
01:06:30Oh, no!
01:06:31Please!
01:06:33Oh, jeez.
01:06:35Those years of therapy shot this shit...
01:06:39So.
01:06:40So.
01:06:41It's You.
01:06:42It's You.
01:06:43Evidently.
01:06:44You can't escape, you know.
01:06:45I won't surrender.
01:06:46Good!
01:06:47I like a challenge.
01:06:48You want to take over the world.
01:06:50I said I like challenges.
01:06:52I won't let you.
01:06:55You can't stop me.
01:06:58Maybe not.
01:07:01But I can try.
01:07:04I know what you are.
01:07:06You've learned the nearly forgotten secret of Formula H-73.
01:07:10The chemical developed during the Spanish-American War
01:07:12to demoralize the enemy by causing increased hair loss
01:07:15and increased lima bean crop yields.
01:07:18But it had a side effect.
01:07:20It turned people into unfeeling, sex-crazed zombies.
01:07:24Well, it won't work, because there's more to life than sex and pleasure and smooth skin.
01:07:28There's love and honor and shaving.
01:07:33You think so?
01:07:36Well, we'll see.
01:07:40You might like even sleeping with your stud, Mick.
01:07:45I do.
01:07:46Uh-oh.
01:07:47You won't anymore!
01:07:54Ow!
01:07:58Ow!
01:08:00Woke up this morning with a hick in my head.
01:08:03Oh, crazy now I'm feeling about death.
01:08:06Drinking last night, didn't make it away.
01:08:08Still out of the same, and I made it today.
01:08:11I just can't wait until she makes me numb again.
01:08:16When I'm abandoning, she's my only friend.
01:08:20Let her go!
01:08:29Not yet, I'm all up there!
01:08:31Let her go or I'll let you have it!
01:08:32What?
01:08:33That zombie's dangerous!
01:08:35All God's creatures have a right to life.
01:08:37What makes you think I'm God's creature?
01:08:41Don't quibble.
01:08:42No, you...
01:08:43You zombie.
01:08:45You, get out of here.
01:08:46Get out of town.
01:08:48Never come here again.
01:08:49Next time.
01:08:52Count on it.
01:08:56Oh!
01:08:57Do you know what you've unleashed on the world?
01:09:00The terror, the horror!
01:09:01We mustn't raise our hands against one another.
01:09:04We must learn to live in peace and harmony.
01:09:06You see what I got to work with here, man?
01:09:08Lovely, just lovely.
01:09:10Where they rip your eyebrows off.
01:09:11They never hurt those that are one with nature.
01:09:15Uh-huh, okay.
01:09:15They remember, respect one another.
01:09:20Whoa!
01:09:21Peace at last.
01:09:22Hard about!
01:09:33Hard about the port!
01:09:34God dang it!
01:09:37I told you hard about the port!
01:09:39She don't steer like a ship, you old grunion.
01:09:41And you don't steer like a captain, you miserable pool of squid ink.
01:09:44How was I supposed to know she's pitching you all like a derelict, you rumhead?
01:09:48Hard about the port!
01:09:51Sharon, look!
01:09:52That's the captain's truck!
01:09:54It's a total wreck!
01:09:56Look at all that news!
01:09:57Who?
01:09:58Me?
01:09:59Don't start with me!
01:10:03Well, that's one load that won't get to that tight-ass Sharon Talbot.
01:10:07I will not sleep until these...
01:10:13These...
01:10:15Zombies.
01:10:16Are laid...
01:10:17They'd like that?
01:10:18...to rest.
01:10:21Are you with me?
01:10:23Me?
01:10:24A barber?
01:10:26Need you ask?
01:10:29You know what this means, don't you?
01:10:32We'll never be able to sleep soundly, never be able to trust anyone.
01:10:35Always on the run, always on the lookout, never a home or a life of our own.
01:10:41You mean, we're going to Los Angeles?
01:10:45It'll be a totally different way of life.
01:10:47And we can charge it!
01:10:49All right!
01:10:51Woo-hoo!
01:10:51Woo-hoo!
01:10:52Woo-hoo!
01:10:52Woo-hoo!
01:10:52Woo-hoo!
01:11:05Woo-hoo!
01:11:09Riley Hills!
01:11:11Land of silicone and liposuction.
01:11:15A perfect hideout for Yvonne.
01:11:22Whoa!
01:11:22That guy just missed me!
01:11:24Why, a hare!
01:11:25Look out, Sven, these people are hairless and brainless.
01:11:29Beverly Hills!
01:11:30sharon slow down look that trolley's out of control my god no brakes god teddy your legs
01:11:46are so smooth did you get them you know done shave on on rodeo everybody gets done there
01:11:56it has opened up a whole new world of friction-free ecstasy for me you know towels ladies oh life is
01:12:10finally worth living without all that pesky body hair
01:12:26what's that address again
01:12:56excuse me the garden is outside
01:13:26we're not here for head trimming ladies and gentlemen the salon is closed
01:13:38do you know the contagion that this waxing process is wreaking on the country you may not have to
01:13:46shave your legs for six months sure but the cost is incalculable first time is free your first time
01:13:52is well beyond free you lose all feeling all emotion become obsessed with satiating your deepest desires
01:13:58at the cost of your fellow man that might be all right for you people here in Beverly Hills but not
01:14:04for the rest of america
01:14:06and on top of all that you lose your desire to shop
01:14:16mom mom you okay stop with the dust sharon jeez oh how could i have been so blind oh mom mom listen to me go home now leave if you if you listen to us we can help you set you free
01:14:23oh it was kind of fun dear but now
01:14:30double
01:14:32just leave this all behind it's a bad dream that's all
01:14:36that's all
01:14:38it did have it's
01:14:39compensations though
01:14:40mom
01:14:41oh
01:14:43oh god that feel so good
01:14:45gross
01:14:46baby oh baby oh
01:14:48faster faster faster faster get it in
01:14:50oh
01:14:51oh
01:14:53oh
01:14:55oh
01:14:56oh
01:14:57oh
01:14:58oh
01:14:59oh
01:15:00oh
01:15:01oh
01:15:02oh
01:15:03oh
01:15:04oh
01:15:05Faster, faster, faster, get it in.
01:15:07Oh, oh, oh.
01:15:08Oh, baby, oh, faster, faster, get it in, oh, oh.
01:15:17Hey, babe.
01:15:22Remember, the real Mick died months ago.
01:15:23Only his follicles.
01:15:25Remember the good times we had?
01:15:26Remember how they ended.
01:15:27They can come again.
01:15:29You and me in some recreational underwear.
01:15:32It's all possible.
01:15:34Bet me.
01:15:46Bet.
01:15:47What about Yvonne?
01:15:49Oh, my God, Sharon.
01:15:51You saved me.
01:15:53I mean, to them, I was just a stud, right?
01:15:56How can I thank you?
01:15:58Putz!
01:16:00I told you not to go to the old Augusta house,
01:16:02and off you go two-timing me with some artificially maintained motorcycle mama.
01:16:07I couldn't help it.
01:16:09It's my hormones.
01:16:10Oh.
01:16:11How's that for hormones?
01:16:13You're pretty hard on them.
01:16:15Zombie or no zombie.
01:16:17Wax or no wax.
01:16:20Nobody two times me.
01:16:23I'll remember that.
01:16:24Yes, and so will I.
01:16:29So, you've been busy, I see.
01:16:32Extremism and the battle to rid the world of your infestation is no vice.
01:16:36Oh, my, my, my, my.
01:16:38Even you hairy ones can wax poetic.
01:16:42You ain't seen nothing yet, lady.
01:16:44Ciao, Yvonne.
01:16:46Again.
01:16:47Again.
01:16:48Again.
01:16:49Running a little short of your precious shaving.
01:16:53Take them.
01:16:54Now what would sound?
01:16:55Ciao.
01:16:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:01How?
01:17:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:17:09I'm dusted them zombie by, Cracky.
01:17:13You're a shaded place.
01:17:15I told you I caught the breath of aQuébile in this here town.
01:17:19If it ain't them zombies unft barnacles,
01:17:21ain't no speed rage gonna loosen them up
01:17:23when they're that tight on a fellow's ass.
01:17:25That's why these folks want so damn funny.
01:17:27Yeah!
01:17:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, nice man.
01:17:30Nice to hide, Talbot, but as usual, you didn't make it to the climax.
01:17:43No brains!
01:17:44The climax in San Francisco!
01:17:58I feel so strangely unsatisfied.
01:18:01It's the anti-climax, that's all.
01:18:08I'll meet you back in Daneport, Sharon?
01:18:11Perhaps, Mick.
01:18:14I'll go and get going before I wax you a bald spot.
01:18:22How long?
01:18:25How long until people listen to us?
01:18:30Until they understand there's no sin in shaving.
01:18:34Until they realize the danger.
01:18:37As long as it takes, I guess.
01:18:39Until they realize it's no sin to see a barber.
01:18:43I'm telling you, there's no one under there.
01:18:44There's this cape and this gooey, waxy stuff. Are you sure there was a rider on this bike? I mean, maybe the bike was just parked here. I mean, she ain't here now. Unless she was...
01:19:00made out of wax or something.
01:19:01Or something.
01:19:02Or something.
01:19:03Or something.
01:19:04Or something.
01:19:05Or something.
01:19:06Or something.
01:19:07Or something.
01:19:08Or something.
01:19:09Or something.
01:19:10Or something.
01:19:11Or something.
01:19:12Or something.
01:19:13Or something.
01:19:14Or something.
01:19:15Or something.
01:19:16Or something.
01:19:17Or something.
01:19:18Or something.
01:19:19Or something.
01:19:20Or something.
01:19:21Or something.
01:19:22Or something.
01:19:23Or something.
01:19:24Or something.
01:19:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:19:32We're wheeling our bikes everywhere
01:19:35Coming to wax off your hair
01:19:40So you all better beware
01:19:43Cause our Hot Wax Zombies, we're almost there
01:19:48With the Hot Wax Zombies on wheels
01:19:52Out of whack, zombies on wheels
01:19:56Out of whack, zombies on wheels
01:19:59Out of whack, zombies on wheels
01:20:22Out of whack, zombies on wheels
01:20:40Out of whack, zombies on wheels
01:20:46Out of whack, zombies on wheels
01:20:50Out of whack, zombies on wheels
01:21:10Again, again
01:21:12Running a little short on your session
01:21:16Shaving, kissing
01:21:18Cut
01:21:20Oh shit
01:21:22I will now play another hit
01:21:40Though I don't know why anybody listens to this mierda
01:21:44Where is everybody?
01:21:48Don't you want to get rid of that prisky buddy here forever?
01:21:52Damn it!
01:22:04Thanks, Finn!
01:22:06Then I'll keep the couch as the Beverly Hills drinks warm for years after this
01:22:10All I need now are some compliant, nubile, hairless 18 year old girls to make my life complete
01:22:16All I need now is life complete
01:22:18All I need now is life complete
01:22:20All I need now is life complete
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