Watch Dead Shack, a bloody horror-comedy where three teens discover that their friend’s father’s girlfriend is hiding a dark secret — she lures strangers to feed her undead family.
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00:00:00I don't know what to do.
00:00:30It was a long night
00:00:41The feeling
00:00:45In the air was turning
00:00:49I needed to take my hand
00:00:53I needed to take my hand
00:01:23I needed to take my hand
00:01:53I needed to take my hand
00:02:23No, no, no
00:02:25No, no, no
00:02:27What the fuck?
00:02:47Get the fuck
00:02:51Get the fuck
00:02:53Get the fuck
00:02:55Get the fuck
00:02:57Get the fuck
00:02:59Get the fuck
00:03:05Get the fuck
00:03:07Get the fuck
00:03:09Get the fuck
00:03:11Get the fuck
00:03:17Get the fuck
00:03:19Get the fuck
00:03:21Get the fuck
00:03:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I know what I want you to, to do.
00:03:53What is that?
00:03:59That smart-ass...
00:04:00So what, now he needs to approve his friends?
00:04:03Yeah, he fuckin' does!
00:04:04Maybe he doesn't approve all the time you spend with Mary.
00:04:09Oh now we're goin' there. I thought we talked about this.
00:04:12Now we wanna talk about fuckin' Mary.
00:04:14How many fuckin' times you wanna talk about fuckin' Mary?
00:04:17That was bullshit.
00:04:18Don't move, don't move!
00:06:19Yo, Jay, Jason, you got my text, right?
00:06:22It was a dick you talked about, right?
00:06:24Yeah, I got it.
00:06:25Get in.
00:06:27Ow.
00:06:28What's up, Big Jay?
00:06:29Hey, Mr. Slade.
00:06:31Hi, Miss Lisa.
00:06:32Hey.
00:06:34Hey, Summer.
00:06:36You know, why do I always wait outside when we come and pick you up?
00:06:39You never let me in your house.
00:06:40Are you embarrassed to me or something?
00:06:42Like, what if I have to pee, man?
00:06:43No, man.
00:06:43I just, you know, my house is a trashy piece of ding-dong.
00:06:46No, my house is a way trashier piece of ding-dong.
00:06:50There's no way, man.
00:06:51Yeah, no, because we're way poorer than you.
00:06:53Hey, Colin, come on.
00:06:54We're not that poor.
00:06:56And stop saying ding-dong.
00:06:57You sound super lame.
00:06:59Hey, there we go.
00:07:00Jesus Christ, Roger.
00:07:06I got it.
00:07:08I'm not texting, okay?
00:07:09I'm checking my emails.
00:07:30All right, guys.
00:07:48Let's go eat.
00:07:48Summer, wake up your brother.
00:07:51No.
00:07:52Fuck, Charlotte.
00:07:53Oh, come on, honey.
00:07:54The Hilltop Diner, I'm sure, is good enough for your distinguished pal.
00:07:56Yeah, Lisa.
00:07:57I hear that they serve their chicken nuggets with caviar.
00:08:00Mmm, nuggets.
00:08:02Heh, I'm not hungry.
00:08:04Sure you don't want something?
00:08:05Yeah, top off.
00:08:07Nobody likes a morning drunk, Lisa.
00:08:09Nobody likes a smart-ass summer.
00:08:11I like morning drunk, Lisa.
00:08:13I'm on vacay mode.
00:08:16Great catch, Dad.
00:08:17I hate you.
00:08:19Be quick.
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23I'm gonna post that.
00:08:30What'd you say?
00:08:32I said great catch.
00:08:34And I hate you.
00:08:41Oh, wow.
00:08:42Check out all the missing bros.
00:08:45I mean, ugh.
00:08:46One dude called himself a gator.
00:08:48What a dick.
00:08:49Come on, Colin.
00:08:50Don't be an asshole.
00:08:51Those guys are missing.
00:08:52Dad, did you crack a window open for Lisa?
00:08:54Don't disrespect your maybe future stepmom, please.
00:08:57Oh, seriously, Dad, don't settle.
00:09:00Why?
00:09:00She's nice.
00:09:01Yeah, but so was Dolores and Denise.
00:09:03And Shannon and Lily.
00:09:05Yes, and Michelle, too.
00:09:07Michelle.
00:09:07Oh, yeah, Michelle.
00:09:08She was hot.
00:09:08She was super hot.
00:09:09Really hot.
00:09:10I blew that one.
00:09:11I blew it.
00:09:11Yeah, I was like.
00:09:12And what can I get you?
00:09:13Oh, hi.
00:09:14Yeah, we will start off with maybe some bigger menus.
00:09:17Can I get some coffee?
00:09:24You know, don't listen to him.
00:09:26He's making me sound like I'm an irresponsible parent.
00:09:29We'll just get four beers, please.
00:09:35No, still nothing.
00:09:36I'll get the trucker's breakfast, please, and thank you.
00:09:39A salad, please.
00:09:41Uh, can I get toast and jam, please?
00:09:44Uh, can I just get some eggs and shit?
00:09:46Don't call him.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:48Can I have some eggs and shit, please?
00:09:51Eggs and shit coming right up.
00:09:54Shouldn't take too long.
00:09:55That's what you want to take.
00:09:57Oh, no.
00:09:57Okay, we'll just leave that one.
00:10:00So, guys, who's excited, huh?
00:10:03Camping trip?
00:10:03I'm excited.
00:10:04Going to a cabin?
00:10:05We're going to act like rednecks or people who don't trust the government?
00:10:08You already don't.
00:10:10I know I don't, yeah.
00:10:11What's up, Jay?
00:10:12Not excited?
00:10:13Dad doesn't take you camping or something?
00:10:15No, my dad's not really the camping type, Mr. Slade.
00:10:19Yeah, because your dad's more of the dick-sucking type, right?
00:10:21Bro, he's calling too much.
00:10:23Uh-uh.
00:10:23No, I mean, that's what Jason says.
00:10:25And Jay knows I'm just messing with him.
00:10:26That's how we roll.
00:10:27What?
00:10:28You act like a little douche and then Jason politely takes it?
00:10:30Hey, I don't just take it.
00:10:33You kind of do, Jay.
00:10:34Yeah, you kind of do, Jay.
00:10:36Honestly.
00:10:36You need to toughen up a little bit, you know?
00:10:39Start with a power five, you know?
00:10:40See, power five, like this.
00:10:42Come on, come on.
00:10:43Power five, like that.
00:10:44We'll work on it.
00:10:45We'll work on it this weekend.
00:10:46Or you could just be super butchie like Summer.
00:10:49Hey, shut up, pube head.
00:10:51Uh-uh, stop it.
00:10:52Stop what?
00:10:53Stop wasting food, Colin.
00:10:55Ketchup is not food, Ronald Reagan.
00:10:58Okay, stop it now.
00:10:59Oh, nice.
00:11:00Come on.
00:11:00Oh, man.
00:11:02What the shit, Colin?
00:11:03Colin, enough.
00:11:04Seriously.
00:11:05Summer, language.
00:11:06Jason, bathroom.
00:11:07I'm sorry about that, Jay.
00:11:08That was super trashy of me.
00:11:09What?
00:11:10It was funny.
00:11:14Uh-uh.
00:11:15What?
00:11:15Nope.
00:11:15Ow!
00:11:16Okay, all right.
00:11:17Put it down.
00:11:17Okay, just leave the condiments alone.
00:11:20Please.
00:11:20Thanks, Summer.
00:11:21I swear both of you are adopted.
00:11:23You know that?
00:11:25Dude, seriously, you should come by my dad's cottage.
00:11:28You know what?
00:11:28I'm going to start my own business.
00:11:29Who's chips?
00:11:29Pink chip stocks.
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31Yeah, we like to go to the casino.
00:11:32Pink chip stocks?
00:11:33Yeah, pink chip stocks.
00:11:33Seriously, you should come to my dad's cottage.
00:11:36It is so chill.
00:11:37Hot tub.
00:11:38So chill.
00:11:40Um.
00:11:43Excuse me.
00:11:43I need to get through.
00:11:46Hey, hey, broskies.
00:11:46Can you let the kid through, please?
00:11:48Dude, I think that kid just got his first period.
00:11:54What a fine young woman you've become.
00:11:57Sweetie, don't let the big bad bros scare you.
00:12:00They might look pretty, but they ain't that smart.
00:12:03I like you guys better drunk and quiet.
00:12:06The more you drink, the less you talk,
00:12:08and the more I like you.
00:12:11Hear that, bro?
00:12:12She thinks we're pretty.
00:12:13Mm-hmm.
00:12:15Why don't you go get the rest of that taken care of, sweetie?
00:12:18All right, thanks.
00:12:19Yeah, let's see.
00:12:20Yeah, let's get lit.
00:12:23Don't forget to thank the nice lady, Jason.
00:12:25Don't forget to ask your friend for a tampon, Jason.
00:12:31I had coffee.
00:12:43I saved you some sausages.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:49You like sausages, don't you, Lisa?
00:12:50Colin.
00:12:52Yeah.
00:12:52Of course she likes sausages.
00:12:56We're talking about penises.
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:08Come on.
00:13:18I...
00:13:19...
00:13:20...
00:13:20...
00:13:20I don't know.
00:13:50Couldn't find somewhere further, could you?
00:13:56Seriously, Roger?
00:13:57Yeah, seriously, Dad?
00:13:59It's the cheapest place that I could find on Craigslist, all right?
00:14:01You think that I can afford a place that is not in the middle of nowhere or potentially dangerous?
00:14:07Hey, you picked him. He's my dad, so I have to like him.
00:14:10You guys are bonding.
00:14:12Makes me feel all warm inside.
00:14:15Don't settle, Lisa.
00:14:20It's nice being out of the city, eh, Summer?
00:14:25Touching nature, or being able to be in touch with nature.
00:14:31Yeah, Jay, you can touch nature all you want there, buddy.
00:14:34No, I just meant it's nice to spend time and...
00:14:38Can I grab your bag for you?
00:14:39Knock yourself out, Boy Scout.
00:14:40This place looks like a murder cabin.
00:14:48Jay, you should keep my sister close so she can protect you.
00:14:53You know, it doesn't say it in the instructions, but, I mean, there's got to be a hidden key around here somewhere, right?
00:15:01High-tech security.
00:15:03Safe.
00:15:04Shotgun the best room.
00:15:05You can't shotgun what you can't see, dumbass.
00:15:08Okay, watch the booze, Raj.
00:15:09I am not spending a week in here sober.
00:15:13Women, am I right, big guy?
00:15:17Let me help you with that.
00:15:20Damn.
00:15:22Oh.
00:15:24This is nice.
00:15:26God, this place sucks.
00:15:27What are you talking about?
00:15:28It's cozy in here.
00:15:31Where's Lisa?
00:15:32Oh, Lisa's gone.
00:15:33What do you mean she's gone?
00:15:37She got a cat?
00:15:37Oh, you're joking.
00:15:38Ha!
00:15:39Funny.
00:15:40Just up there, Jason.
00:15:45Oh.
00:16:00Thanks for dropping my bags off.
00:16:01Oh, yeah, no, that was, that was no problem, Summer.
00:16:05I was just, uh, I was just happy I could help.
00:16:10You know, I've seen the way you look at me.
00:16:15You're like 14 or something?
00:16:22Adorable, but weird.
00:16:23Adorable's good, right?
00:16:32Nah.
00:16:33You blew it, man.
00:16:35Oh, a shock on this bed, by the way.
00:16:39You forgot the white tequila, Roger?
00:16:41I swear to God.
00:16:42Come on, my little fortune cookie.
00:16:44I'd never forget the white gold.
00:16:46Oh, Dad, sweet racism.
00:16:48What?
00:16:49Is that racist?
00:16:56I'm going to explore.
00:16:57Are you two coming?
00:16:59Spend more time with my lame sister?
00:17:01Yeah, sure, we'll go.
00:17:02Kate, Dad, Lisa, we're leaving.
00:17:05Okay, later.
00:17:06Babe, pay attention to me.
00:17:08I'm going to sleep.
00:17:38Wow, you must be a really good pitcher, Summer.
00:17:48I play first base.
00:17:50So, uh, your parents like to party, huh?
00:17:55Lisa's not my mom, but yeah, they do.
00:17:57Yours?
00:17:59Um, yeah, no, they party all the time.
00:18:02They're, like, super trashy.
00:18:03Okay, dude, don't try to hit on my sister in front of me.
00:18:05I wasn't hitting on your sister, man.
00:18:09She's not even really my type.
00:18:13Really?
00:18:13Why is that?
00:18:17Well, uh, you walk weird and, um,
00:18:23uh, your hair is too messy
00:18:26and, uh, you can be mean sometimes
00:18:30and, uh, well, your family is...
00:18:34You're too messed up.
00:18:36That's not what I meant to say.
00:18:39Look, I'm messing with you, Jason.
00:18:41You really gotta loosen up, man.
00:18:48My family's messed up, too, you know.
00:18:54Strike two, player.
00:18:55Listen, you lost me.
00:19:20Hey, what, why?
00:19:20Yo!
00:19:31Check it out!
00:19:36Whoa!
00:19:37Maybe a Deer Dad here or something.
00:19:39Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
00:19:41This would be good for LARP camp next week.
00:19:44Uh, yeah.
00:19:45About that live-action role-playing thing next week.
00:19:48Well, I mean, it's really more of a seminar,
00:19:54but, uh, I don't even know if I can go or whatever.
00:19:59Oh, because you want to go on a date with my sister.
00:20:01Dude, no way, man.
00:20:03I mean, she could come to LARP camp too,
00:20:05but she'd make a great demon cow.
00:20:08Whatever, man.
00:20:10Ugliest, nastiest demon cow ever.
00:20:13Well, I mean, she's not that ugly.
00:20:17Dude, gross.
00:20:19Hey, Dungeons and Dildos, let's keep moving.
00:20:21We were just, you know...
00:20:22Dude, who cares?
00:20:47Whatever you're showing us better be better than playing with bones in the woods.
00:21:04Okay, Summer.
00:21:05Fuck.
00:21:15Oh, okay.
00:21:17A shitty old house with a bunch of shitty old cars.
00:21:20Oh, fuck off, Colin.
00:21:22Sweet.
00:21:23Oh, uh, guys, I think this is private property.
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29Be more of a wuss, Jason.
00:21:30Girls love that stuff.
00:21:33Shotgun.
00:21:39Ugh.
00:21:42Ugh.
00:21:43Ugh, friggin' stinks in here.
00:21:45Hey.
00:21:46Summer.
00:21:47I don't...
00:21:48I really don't think we should be here.
00:21:49You scared of guard dogs or something?
00:21:51Um...
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:53Aren't you?
00:21:54No.
00:21:55Well, good.
00:21:56I feel safe already.
00:21:57Yo, what is all this shit?
00:21:58Hey, guys, come here.
00:21:59Oh, Colin, get out of there.
00:22:00Ugh.
00:22:01Oh, gross, I'm out of the park.
00:22:02Oh, God, it smells like your room.
00:22:03Come on, let's balance.
00:22:04Fuck you.
00:22:05Yeah, no, that's a great idea.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:07Yo, wait.
00:22:08There's mad bling up in this barrel.
00:22:09Hey, that might actually be worth something.
00:22:10Hey, fuck you, that's mine.
00:22:11God, you're such a pussy, Colin.
00:22:12Hey, shut up.
00:22:13That's sexist.
00:22:14You're such a, such a penis, Summer.
00:22:15Guys, guys, we should get the heck out of here.
00:22:16There's, like, melted watches and stuff.
00:22:17You can't get out of there.
00:22:18Get out of there.
00:22:19Oh, gross, I'm out of the park.
00:22:20Oh, God, it smells like your room.
00:22:21Come on, let's balance.
00:22:22Yeah, no, that's a great idea.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24Yo, wait.
00:22:25There's mad bling up in this barrel.
00:22:26Hey, that might actually be worth something.
00:22:27Hey, fuck you, that's mine.
00:22:28Hey, shut up.
00:22:29That's sexist.
00:22:30You're such a, such a penis, Summer.
00:22:32Guys, guys, we should get the heck out of here.
00:22:35There's, like, melted watches and cell phones and crap in here, too.
00:22:39Oh, shit.
00:22:40See that?
00:22:43Let's go.
00:22:48We're gonna get arrested.
00:22:50Arrested?
00:22:51We're gonna get frickin' murdered.
00:22:53Okay, go.
00:22:54Come on, go, go.
00:22:56Is this where the party is?
00:23:16We are gonna get so turned.
00:23:18So with all the cars, are you, like, a mechanic or something?
00:23:23It's gonna be kind of hot.
00:23:31Thanks, thanks for driving, lady, because, uh, we're so wasted.
00:23:41Okay, can we go?
00:23:42Nah, dude.
00:23:43This place is gonna have a threesome.
00:23:45Colin, you don't even know what that means.
00:23:47It's 2017, Summer.
00:23:49Everybody knows what everything means.
00:23:58You're gonna get a shot!
00:24:01So, like, where are we gonna do this thing?
00:24:06Because, full offense, lady, this house is creepy.
00:24:11What's with all the unicorn stuff?
00:24:13I know we may not luck it, but we're real artists in the bedroom.
00:24:18You think...
00:24:19Did you guys think Dad has ever had a threesome?
00:24:21Oh, God, shut up, Colin.
00:24:22Shut up, Colin.
00:24:29Yeah, I did stunts in a movie once.
00:24:36Oh, hello, sexy.
00:24:41It's a good times and awesome strangers.
00:24:43Boo!
00:24:57You don't, uh, dance, lady?
00:25:00Shut up, Colin.
00:25:01Shut up, Summer.
00:25:02Fuck you.
00:25:03Bring off, Summer.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:16It's go time.
00:25:26That's messed up, bro.
00:25:27Come on, come on.
00:25:38Guys, can we go do, like, literally anything else?
00:25:42No.
00:25:44What the fuck?
00:25:48What the fuck?
00:25:56What?
00:26:02I'm hearing
00:26:05Your chest is beating
00:26:08Oh, baby
00:26:09Guys, guys, I think she drugged them.
00:26:25No, no.
00:26:26I mean, maybe they're just really drunk.
00:26:28I mean, Dad passes out all the time, right?
00:26:33Where are you going?
00:26:34Summer!
00:26:35Summer!
00:26:36Summer!
00:26:37Oh, fuck!
00:26:44Guys!
00:26:46Shhh, guys!
00:26:48Oh, fuck!
00:26:54Hey, kids, I got something for ya.
00:26:56Quentin, Alicia, time for breakfast!
00:26:58Can we please go?
00:27:02I'm sorry.
00:27:07Alicia, it's time for breakfast.
00:27:34Can we go?
00:27:35Shut up.
00:27:37What the hell?
00:27:40What the hell?
00:27:41What the hell?
00:27:42What the hell?
00:27:43What the hell?
00:27:44No, Colin, let's go.
00:27:45Colin, let's go.
00:27:46Please, let's go.
00:27:47No, you said that you wanted to save these bros.
00:27:49Colin.
00:27:58What?
00:27:59Come on, let's go.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:07Summer.
00:28:08Summer.
00:28:09Summer.
00:28:11Colin.
00:28:12Colin.
00:28:13Colin.
00:28:14What did you see?
00:28:16What did you see?
00:28:17Blood eating.
00:28:18She killed them.
00:28:19Fuck.
00:28:20What the hell did you do that for?
00:28:21What do you mean I just saved the other dude's life?
00:28:23How?
00:28:24Well, now she knows that someone else was out here and saw everything.
00:28:26And that she should murder us to tie up loose ends.
00:28:27Well, I thought you were gonna throw a rock too.
00:28:29Guys.
00:28:30Go.
00:28:31Go.
00:28:32that someone else was out here and saw everything.
00:28:34And that she should murder us to tie up loose ends.
00:28:39Well, I thought you were gonna throw a rock, too.
00:28:42Guys!
00:28:50Go, go.
00:28:51You're such a little prick, Colin, this is all your fault!
00:29:03How is this my fault?
00:29:04Oh, those playa's gonna have a threesome!
00:29:06Well, how was I supposed to know she's a bro-dragging psycho?
00:29:08I'm not a fucking psychic!
00:29:09Oh, yeah, but you're plenty stupid!
00:29:11Yeah, and you're plenty bitch!
00:29:12No wonder Mom left!
00:29:13Guys!
00:29:14Fuck you!
00:29:14Guys!
00:29:15Guys!
00:29:16Listen to me!
00:29:17Chances are that woman,
00:29:19she probably knows these woods better than we do.
00:29:21We're not safe till we tell your parents what happened.
00:29:24So, apologize now, and let's go!
00:29:29Or don't!
00:29:30Either way, we should still get going.
00:29:36Okay, good.
00:29:38Let's go.
00:29:39Let's go, okay?
00:29:49Okay, good.
00:30:18I don't know.
00:30:48You got any eights?
00:31:13Go fish.
00:31:15It's your lucky day, cowgirl.
00:31:18You got any fours?
00:31:25Nope.
00:31:28Go fish.
00:31:33Got a big one.
00:31:35Well, well, well.
00:31:37Start.
00:31:38Oh, shit.
00:31:39You're a psycho bitch.
00:31:40That's a psycho bitch.
00:31:42Lisa and I, we were just, um...
00:31:44Playing go fish foreplay?
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:46Wait, that's a thing?
00:31:48Fuck, hot dogs.
00:31:49Hey, sensible bites, Colin.
00:31:51Hey, Dad, you need to listen to me.
00:31:53Yeah, what's up?
00:31:54The neighbor, it's our neighbor, and...
00:31:56Henry's here?
00:31:58I love that guy.
00:31:58Sperm well, where are you?
00:31:59What the fuck, Dad?
00:32:00Not our neighbor back home.
00:32:01Our neighbor here.
00:32:03Are you drunk already?
00:32:04If I say yes, will you be mad?
00:32:05Yes.
00:32:06Then no.
00:32:06Okay, Dad, you really need to focus here.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Our neighbor, she drug these guys, and then, and then I think she killed one of them,
00:32:12and...
00:32:12Aren't you going to fed them something?
00:32:15That's the same as killing them.
00:32:17So what you're saying is that our neighbor, who's a lady, is also a cannibal.
00:32:24Colin, is she hot?
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:29We got to go then, check this out.
00:32:30Get, Dad.
00:32:31What's up?
00:32:32Look, can't we just call the cops and get out of here?
00:32:34Come on, we're not going to call the cops.
00:32:35Look.
00:32:35Fine, I'll drive.
00:32:36Yeah, I'm going to let you drive.
00:32:40Screw you, Lisa.
00:32:41Oh, Summer, come on.
00:32:43Wait, you don't suppose that there's a landline around here or something?
00:32:45There's a landline.
00:32:47Oh, my God, why did we even come here?
00:32:49Because it's cheap.
00:32:49All right, okay, guys, seriously, enough.
00:32:52We'll go for a walk, and we'll get some fresh air, and check out this cabin.
00:32:57Together.
00:32:58Okay?
00:32:59If there's anything shady going on, I'll take care of it.
00:33:02No, Dad, nuh-uh.
00:33:03Summer, hey, I got this.
00:33:06Huh?
00:33:08Seriously, Dad, you're really not helping anything.
00:33:10God, Jason.
00:33:12Jason!
00:33:14Yeah, have fun, Jason.
00:33:16I'll have fun in here not getting eaten.
00:33:20You can help me make dinner.
00:33:23No.
00:33:24I guess you already ate.
00:33:28Oh, peed on my beer cans.
00:33:32I almost wrote my whole name.
00:33:36Here.
00:33:36What do you want me to do with this?
00:33:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, now, big J. Come on, no, no, no, no.
00:33:43Only responsible.
00:33:44Be response.
00:33:46Only responsible.
00:33:48Grown-ups are allowed to use the X's.
00:33:50Okay?
00:33:51Lisa!
00:33:52Lisa!
00:33:52Lisa!
00:33:54Huh?
00:33:54Take a photo of me.
00:33:55I look like a lumberjack.
00:33:59You look so sexy.
00:34:03What?
00:34:04That's disgusting.
00:34:05No, it's not.
00:34:06It's sexy.
00:34:07You heard her say it.
00:34:10With any luck, he's going to get bored and fall asleep, and then we can drag his drunk
00:34:14house back home.
00:34:15No, you won't.
00:34:19Hey, look, I got a kickstand.
00:34:24Well, you drink six, piss out 12 of them, all right, kids?
00:34:27Yeah, Dad, you've had your fun, so we can go back now, right?
00:34:30There's hot dogs at home.
00:34:31Yeah, but this is way more fun.
00:34:33I don't think he should be out here in this state.
00:34:36Well, to be fair, my dad does his best fighting when he's drunk.
00:34:40Yeah, that's right.
00:34:41Power five.
00:34:45That was pretty weak, Jason, I'm going to be honest with you.
00:34:50I'll tell you, give you a word of advice.
00:34:53A man can always tell how manly a man is by how powerful his power five is.
00:34:57Thanks for those words of wisdom, Mr. Slade.
00:34:59That's great.
00:35:01Roger.
00:35:02Call me Roger.
00:35:05I consider you to be your son to me, you know?
00:35:09A taller, better-looking son.
00:35:12God, Dad!
00:35:12I'm joking.
00:35:13I'm on.
00:35:14Let's go find some fucking cannibals.
00:35:19Hey, cannibals!
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:24Just a little more quiet, maybe?
00:35:27Hit me, baby, woman.
00:35:29So this is it.
00:35:44I should go on adventures with you kids more often.
00:35:46I should go on.
00:35:47I should go on.
00:35:47Shh.
00:36:01Slade!
00:36:02You really need to be quiet.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:04You know what, Jason?
00:36:04Listen, I'm super drunk, and I'm kind of high.
00:36:10So being quiet is really hard for me.
00:36:13Okay?
00:36:15Good talk.
00:36:16Boop, boop.
00:36:16Huh?
00:36:17Let's go.
00:36:17Oh!
00:36:18Oh, that smells like shit.
00:36:23Dad!
00:36:24Oh!
00:36:24Shut up!
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:31Tastes like shit, too.
00:36:32Oh, this is boring.
00:36:42I'm gonna go and see if anyone's home.
00:36:44Dad!
00:36:48Hello?
00:36:48It's your neighbor, carrying a big axe.
00:36:59Shh.
00:37:04Fuck!
00:37:05Shh.
00:37:07Dad, stop dicking around.
00:37:09Hello?
00:37:14Whoa.
00:37:18It's okay.
00:37:29It's just really cheap wine.
00:37:32I'm gonna try this room.
00:37:33Dad, seriously.
00:37:45Whoops.
00:37:48You guys hear that?
00:37:59I'm just gonna turn off that music.
00:38:01I'll turn it back on later.
00:38:03Dad!
00:38:04I don't see any cannibals.
00:38:26What?
00:38:26Maybe she has a phone or something.
00:38:43We just broke into someone's house.
00:38:46How messed up is that?
00:38:47Hey, Lisa, I have to pee.
00:38:57You've been through this before, Colin.
00:38:59You don't need to ask me.
00:39:01Whoa.
00:39:02What are the psycho cannibal ladies in there?
00:39:04Damn it, Colin.
00:39:19Close the door.
00:39:21Well, what if the cannibal lady is in here waiting for me to close the door so she can friggin'
00:39:24murder me?
00:39:26You think about that, Lisa?
00:39:27No.
00:39:28You didn't.
00:39:28You didn't finish high school.
00:39:30Hey, Lisa, do we have any dessert?
00:39:42Yeah, it's called Get Some Damn Manor's Cake.
00:39:44It's about damn time.
00:40:06The fuck?
00:40:12Oh, fuck!
00:40:14God damn it.
00:40:42Be quiet, fucking piece of shit.
00:40:44Shit.
00:40:55Fuck.
00:41:08Fuck.
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:14Okay, so what now yeah, well, maybe we should I think we just split up and cover more ground
00:41:39I was thinking the exact same thing my friend
00:41:41I was actually gonna say stick together no matter what, but
00:41:44Jason, you my friend are a tactical genius. That's why I would not want to play chess with you. Also because chess is fucking boring
00:41:55Well, I have to say, you know, I broke into this house under the promise that I was going to see some crazy shit
00:42:03So far, pretty disappointed in the both of you
00:42:09So where is she, huh?
00:42:11Where's the sexy cannibal?
00:42:13Oh
00:42:14Jason, hey, come here, come here, come on boy
00:42:16I got a good, I got a good idea
00:42:18We should start a band called sexy cannibals, huh?
00:42:22I'm the guitar and singer, obviously, you play the drums, Colin plays the bass, what's-her-name plays whatever it is
00:42:28We go on tour, we play some fucking shows, we sleep in the van, it's not as creepy as it sounds, and we fucking party, and we'll party all the days, long days
00:42:41What if no one goes to our shows, hell
00:42:43Why wouldn't people go to our shows, should be the question, did you ask?
00:42:51I just brought a drum machine, actually
00:42:53You brought a-
00:42:54Hey, guys, come here!
00:42:55What? No, it's too far
00:42:58Okay, fine, stay there, just don't touch anything
00:43:03Jason, get your axe
00:43:05Hey, get your axe, Jason
00:43:15You be careful with that thing, buddy
00:43:32Whoa
00:43:33Oh
00:43:34Yeah
00:43:35Whoa
00:44:03No
00:44:13He's very good
00:44:15I'm gonna rôle
00:44:29Get out of here
00:44:30You can hear your Sony
00:44:31Dad?
00:44:34Dad?
00:44:42Oh.
00:44:45Shit.
00:44:46That's not good.
00:44:48Yeah, no shit.
00:44:50I don't...
00:44:55He's still breathing.
00:44:57Okay, good, good, good.
00:44:59I think he drank some of that drug wine.
00:45:01Yeah, no shit, Jason.
00:45:03Come on, help him up.
00:45:08Dad? Dad? Dad?
00:45:10Roger? Roger?
00:45:12God, I hate you.
00:45:14Let's move this table.
00:45:16It's a fact. My dad's an idiot.
00:45:18Maybe he'll be fine a few hours or days.
00:45:20I don't know that much about drugs, but...
00:45:21That's hoping that Psycho doesn't mind
00:45:23having a 200-pound moron sitting in her living room.
00:45:27Come on, Dad!
00:45:28Come on, Dad!
00:45:31He's heavy.
00:45:32Yeah, I won't. He's 40,
00:45:33and all he does is watch cartoons and eat.
00:45:34Of course he's fucking heavy.
00:45:41That's not working.
00:45:43Well, what then?
00:45:46Where are you going?
00:45:47I'm locking the door in case she comes back.
00:45:49We're gonna have to hide him.
00:45:51Close that door.
00:45:52Fine.
00:46:01What the hell?
00:46:11Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:12Don't tell me you want to put him in there.
00:46:13Uh-uh.
00:46:14I don't think we have a choice.
00:46:17Fuck.
00:46:27Actually, we can do better than that.
00:46:28That's... that's not good.
00:46:30I'm good.
00:46:39Jason?
00:46:40Jason, Jason, get the weapons.
00:46:41Come on.
00:46:42Come on.
00:46:43Come on, come on.
00:46:46Come on.
00:46:47Ready?
00:47:07Oh, God!
00:47:08I'm sorry!
00:47:09I'm sorry!
00:47:10I'm sorry!
00:47:11I'm sorry!
00:47:12Oh, Jesus!
00:47:13I'm sorry!
00:47:14I'm sorry!
00:47:15I'm sorry!
00:47:16I'm sorry!
00:47:17I'm sorry!
00:47:18You're gonna be okay, sir.
00:47:19I know first aid!
00:47:25Shit!
00:47:26Shit, shit, shit, shit!
00:47:29You know what?
00:47:30No, no, no, no, okay.
00:47:31We need to help him.
00:47:32We need to help him.
00:47:33Why?
00:47:34Really?
00:47:35Yes!
00:47:36Oh!
00:47:37Oh!
00:47:42Oh, jeez!
00:47:43Oh!
00:47:46Oh...
00:47:47Oh!
00:47:49No!
00:47:50No!
00:47:51Oh!
00:47:53Oh!
00:47:54Oh!
00:47:55Oh!
00:48:09Oh!
00:48:10I was messed up.
00:48:15Okay, okay, okay.
00:48:16We gotta get, we gotta get Dad.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:20Come on.
00:48:21Yeah.
00:48:22So we're gonna go home, grab the van, pick up Dad,
00:48:26and get the hell out of here.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Get him.
00:48:40No, Summer, please, I don't want to.
00:48:58Shut up, we're doing this.
00:49:03Oh my God.
00:49:07Come on.
00:49:08It's so squishy.
00:49:10Come on.
00:49:15Holy shit.
00:49:21Throw him in.
00:49:22Now?
00:49:23Come on, come on, let's go.
00:49:40Come on.
00:49:49Some, were those what I think they were?
00:49:51I don't know, because to me those looked like...
00:49:58Shit, come on, come on.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:00sindsca food?
00:50:01We don't know.
00:50:12We're going.
00:50:13Maude?
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:18Chan?
00:50:20Well, I feel like,
00:50:21not enough.
00:50:22Why?
00:50:22What? What is it, honey?
00:50:52What is it? Is that a rat? Drop it. Drop it!
00:51:22Dude, did you just smell my hand?
00:51:28What? No, I was just... I was just sighing.
00:51:38Colin? Colin? Lisa?
00:51:42Summer. Summer!
00:51:45Colin? Lisa?
00:51:52Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
00:51:54I didn't like her or anything, but I didn't want her to turn into...
00:52:14Colin! We have to find Colin!
00:52:22No, not again.
00:52:28I think I'm gonna puke.
00:52:30No, no, no, no. What the hell? What the hell?
00:52:36I think she's one of them.
00:52:37Oh, really? What gave that away? Fuck.
00:52:43So, are we gonna...
00:52:45Seriously, Jason? Look, Lisa might be a bitch, but she's still my dad's girlfriend.
00:52:48Maybe we can, I don't know, save her or the...
00:52:53Oh, I think when the blood's black, there's no going back.
00:52:57Now's the time we decide to develop a sense of humor?
00:53:00Sorry, I'm just trying to state the obvious here.
00:53:05I'm sorry, miss. I don't know what Lisa's last name is.
00:53:09Wait. Wait.
00:53:12Lisa?
00:53:13Oh, God. Oh, shit.
00:53:22Um...
00:53:23Jason! Do something!
00:53:32Oh, my God!
00:53:37I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Jesus!
00:53:39Jason!
00:53:42Jason!
00:53:43Get her off me!
00:53:44Get her off!
00:53:50This is so messed up!
00:53:52Shit!
00:53:57Jason? Jason, where are you going?
00:54:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:54:04Wait, wait!
00:54:06Oh, my God!
00:54:07Holy shit!
00:54:10Holy shit!
00:54:22Colin!
00:54:24Get out of the way!
00:54:26I've never done this before!
00:54:29Holy shit! What?
00:54:31Lisa!
00:54:32Oh!
00:54:35Did I get her?
00:54:38Oh, fuck.
00:54:39Colin, Colin, I thought...
00:54:40I know, I know, I know, I know.
00:54:42The neighbor, she was here, and then...
00:54:45And I was peeing, but then...
00:54:47She was doing something to Lisa, and I got scared, and I ran away,
00:54:50and then I heard you guys screaming, and then I came in,
00:54:52and then Lisa was acting all crazy, and then she was trying to kill you guys,
00:54:55so I just...
00:54:56I just...
00:54:59Did I just kill Lisa?
00:55:05Dude, it's okay, man.
00:55:08I think I peed my pants.
00:55:09Oh, gross.
00:55:10Whatever, man.
00:55:11I mean, you're covered in, like, blood and brains and shit.
00:55:16So where's Dad?
00:55:19What?
00:55:21He's back at her place.
00:55:22You left him back there?
00:55:23What, is he dead too?
00:55:24No, no, he's not dead.
00:55:25He's safe, and we're going back to get him.
00:55:27Look, he's not dead, you hear me?
00:55:28Why is he even there?
00:55:29He drank some of the drugged wine, and then he passed out.
00:55:35Fuck.
00:55:39That's not my house, you know?
00:55:43The cabin?
00:55:46No, the one you always pick me up at.
00:55:49The dump?
00:55:52Yeah, no, I actually...
00:55:54I live in this big house on Brixley Street,
00:55:56and my parents are loaded.
00:55:59Well, whatever, man.
00:56:00I mean, mine are too.
00:56:03No, I mean, they're money-loaded, not drunk-loaded.
00:56:08Oh.
00:56:12But my dad's a dick, and he treats my mom like crap,
00:56:15and, you know, they're probably going to get a divorce.
00:56:19This morning I left, and I didn't tell them where I was going,
00:56:23and, uh, now I might die,
00:56:28and I don't even know if they'll really give a shit.
00:56:31Whatever, man.
00:56:32I mean, my parents are divorced.
00:56:36And who knows?
00:56:37I mean, maybe, maybe your dad will get an undead girlfriend,
00:56:41and you'll get to blow our brains out, too.
00:56:43What? Colin, what?
00:56:44Well, I don't know, I'm nervous.
00:56:47And I talk too much when I'm nervous.
00:56:52Well, you see, you lied to me.
00:56:54I'm like your best friend,
00:56:56and I tell you the truth about everything,
00:56:59and...
00:57:01like that time I wiped my ass with Dave's toothbrush
00:57:05because he cheated on magic.
00:57:07It's just...
00:57:09trying to fit in, I guess.
00:57:11What? By pretending to be poor?
00:57:13That's so weird, man.
00:57:15That's...
00:57:17You know, your family, it might...
00:57:21look messed up,
00:57:23but you guys actually love each other,
00:57:25like, deep down somewhere.
00:57:27You guys are more...
00:57:29like my real family, you know?
00:57:31You sensitive bitch.
00:57:36That was some seriously deep shit, dude.
00:57:40I love you, man.
00:57:43You too, man.
00:57:45Cute.
00:57:49You know, Mr. Slade...
00:57:52maybe he drinks too much,
00:57:54and he swears,
00:57:55and he's not very responsible.
00:57:57He farts in my face sometimes, but...
00:57:59But he loves you guys,
00:58:01and he actually gives a crap about me.
00:58:03Well, enough to make fun of me
00:58:05and tell me when I'm getting stepped all over.
00:58:08So we're not gonna let some crazy,
00:58:10cannibal lady take him away from us.
00:58:13We're gonna go back there,
00:58:15and we're gonna mess her up.
00:58:17She's not even that hot anyway.
00:58:19So where'd you get the gun?
00:58:28Just in here.
00:58:30By the way.
00:58:32Shotgun.
00:58:34That's in shotgun, the shotgun.
00:58:36Whoa.
00:58:38Let's gear up.
00:58:40Blow some bros.
00:58:42You're gonna blow some bros, Colin?
00:58:43Blow up some bros.
00:58:45You know what I mean.
00:58:49Whoa.
00:58:51Let's gear up.
00:58:53Blow some bros.
00:58:55You're gonna blow some bros, Colin?
00:58:57Blow up some bros.
00:58:58You know what I mean.
00:59:13I'm gonna blow some bros.
00:59:15I'm not gonna blow some bros.
00:59:17It's great.
00:59:19Look at the gun.
00:59:21I've been doing this.
00:59:23I mean, on the ground,
00:59:24I've had the gun cause of the gun.
00:59:26I'm not gonna mess up.
00:59:28I've had to use the gun.
00:59:29I'm not thinking,
00:59:31you know what the gun is?
00:59:33Are you going to blow some bros?
00:59:35Need to get some bros.
00:59:37I'm not looking for the gun.
00:59:39I see you!
00:59:40Let's fuck shit up.
00:59:56Whoa, someone's balls just dropped.
01:00:10This is a pretty shitty weekend, I'm going to say, because all we've been doing is walking
01:00:20up and down this path, we've seen some pretty disgusting shit like blood and gore, you know,
01:00:26and now it's snowing.
01:00:27I got snow on my shoes and you guys, I passed my pants earlier and you guys wouldn't let
01:00:31me clean it.
01:00:32So fuck you guys for that.
01:00:34Sweeties!
01:00:35Stop it.
01:00:36Stop it.
01:00:37Get down.
01:00:38They're the bros.
01:00:39Yeah, yeah.
01:00:40She fished them out of the basement.
01:00:42Don't make this harder than it needs to be.
01:00:45You're going to pay for what you did to Lisa.
01:00:47Yeah.
01:00:48We're going to tell on you.
01:00:51We're going to tell on you?
01:00:54The cops don't know.
01:00:56The cops don't care.
01:00:58They'll never suspect me.
01:00:59They're all sexist.
01:01:01Fuck.
01:01:02Shit.
01:01:03You're out of your league, kids.
01:01:07All right.
01:01:08Come on.
01:01:09I want you to get them, huh?
01:01:14Shit.
01:01:15Go get them.
01:01:16Go on, boys.
01:01:17Go on.
01:01:18Go get them, boys.
01:01:19Go get them.
01:01:20Do you have any snacks?
01:01:21I ate all my hot dogs and I'm so fucking hungry.
01:01:22No, I don't have any snacks, man.
01:01:23Fuck.
01:01:24Oh, goddammit, Harold.
01:01:25Stop it.
01:01:26Come on, honey.
01:01:27You go make me proud.
01:01:28Make me proud, honey.
01:01:30Oh, goddammit, Harold.
01:01:31Stop it.
01:01:32Come on, honey.
01:01:33You go make me proud.
01:01:34Make me proud, honey.
01:01:35Come on.
01:01:36Come on, honey.
01:01:37Come on.
01:01:38You go make me proud.
01:01:40Make me proud, honey.
01:01:41Make me proud, honey.
01:02:11I got one!
01:02:16Get down!
01:02:18Fuck!
01:02:33Ah, fuck.
01:02:35Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:02:38Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:02:42Holy shit!
01:02:50Checkmate, Piot.
01:02:52Fuck!
01:02:55Yo, shee bitch!
01:03:00I got her!
01:03:08Oh, disgusting.
01:03:16Guys, guys, where's the neighbor?
01:03:18Wha...
01:03:21I don't know, but let's go and get that.
01:03:23Yeah, yeah.
01:03:28I...
01:03:29Ah, fuck, now I got piss and blood all over me.
01:03:31Ugh.
01:03:44Ugh, ugh.
01:03:46Ugh, ugh.
01:03:51Ugh...
01:03:53Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
01:03:56What's with all the unicorns?
01:04:11Fuck unicorns.
01:04:26Where's dad?
01:04:35Dad's under the stairs.
01:04:49He's coming!
01:04:51Who's coming?
01:04:54Summer, who's coming?
01:04:59Fuck.
01:05:02The fuck is she talking about?
01:05:09Holy shit.
01:05:15Shit. Shit. Um, Jason, hold the door.
01:05:18Call in, help me out here.
01:05:20Okay.
01:05:22Come on.
01:05:24Come on.
01:05:26Shit.
01:05:30Perfect.
01:05:37Please.
01:05:41Okay.
01:05:42Go, go, go.
01:05:44What are you doing?
01:05:45Guys, shh.
01:05:46Shut up.
01:05:47What?
01:05:48What?
01:05:49What?
01:05:50What?
01:05:51Creepy kids?
01:05:52Hey, you guys look cool.
01:05:53What's up with the crack babies?
01:05:56Dad, stay down.
01:05:58Ah, gross.
01:05:59Dad, come on.
01:06:00Come on.
01:06:01Is that blood?
01:06:02Yes.
01:06:03Because you're fucking dead.
01:06:04What do you mean fucking dead?
01:06:05What do you mean fucking dead?
01:06:06Is that blood on you too?
01:06:07Dad, I need you too?
01:06:08Dad, I need your help.
01:06:09What?
01:06:10What?
01:06:11What happened to the room?
01:06:12What?
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:14Why is the couch always...
01:06:15What?
01:06:16Bring, call and bring, help me bring it down.
01:06:17What?
01:06:18No.
01:06:19Dad, I need you to help me.
01:06:20Just stop yelling.
01:06:21Hey, call me push, Eric, 물.
01:06:22Look.
01:06:23Hey, Rip.
01:06:24You know, I love you, buddy.
01:06:45And I know I can act dumb sometimes, right?
01:06:47And I know I can act dumb sometimes, right?
01:06:50And I know I should probably act more mature.
01:06:54Yeah.
01:06:55I just want to be the fun dad.
01:06:56You know, the cool dad, right?
01:06:59Just a little girl.
01:07:01But it's hard, you know, with your mother and I.
01:07:05Yeah.
01:07:06And I just want you to know that I love you and sister very much.
01:07:12Okay, Dad, we love you too.
01:07:14Okay, good stuff, good talk.
01:07:16And I will.
01:07:31Summer, what did you do?
01:07:34What did you do?
01:07:35Okay, Dad, we got to get out of here now.
01:07:36Come on.
01:07:37Okay.
01:07:38Where's Lisa?
01:07:39Dad, Dad.
01:07:41Lisa's gone.
01:07:44What do you mean she's gone?
01:07:46What did you?
01:07:47She turned into one of those and then Colin had to...
01:07:49Colin had to what?
01:07:52Colin?
01:07:53Colin?
01:07:54Colin had to what?
01:07:55Look, Dad, you can increase your chances of meeting someone new if we get out of here alive.
01:07:58Okay.
01:07:59Okay, yeah.
01:08:00All right.
01:08:01What is that?
01:08:02Okay, Dad, help me with the door.
01:08:03What the fuck is that?
01:08:04Help me with the fucking door!
01:08:05Fuck, Dad!
01:08:06Fuck, I hate axes!
01:08:07Ah!
01:08:08Ah!
01:08:09Ah!
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:11Ah!
01:08:12Ah!
01:08:13Ah!
01:08:14Mm-hm!
01:08:15Ah!
01:08:16Ah!
01:08:17Ah!
01:08:18Ah!
01:08:19Ah!
01:08:20Ah!
01:08:22Ah!
01:08:24Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:27Ah!
01:08:28Ah!
01:08:29Ah!
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:33Ah!
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:36Ah!
01:08:37The...
01:08:38My babies!
01:08:39My babies!
01:08:41What did you do to my babies?
01:08:43Colin, gun!
01:08:47Shit, I didn't reload it!
01:08:59Fuck!
01:09:03I like Lisa, you fucking bitch!
01:09:07Come in!
01:09:11There's another one!
01:09:23Dad! Fuck!
01:09:25Are you okay?
01:09:27She fucking stabbed me!
01:09:29Fuck! Shut up!
01:09:31Fuck off with her! Throw him the knives!
01:09:33Fuck!
01:09:35Oh, shit!
01:09:37Is it bad?
01:09:38You got stabbed!
01:09:39Yeah, it's bad!
01:09:40It's pretty bad!
01:09:41It's pretty bad!
01:09:42Yeah!
01:09:43In!
01:09:45Stay!
01:09:47Down!
01:09:49I think we're done here!
01:09:59Summer!
01:10:00Summer, dad's hurt!
01:10:01Fuck!
01:10:02Shit!
01:10:03Oh, my God!
01:10:04Dad, don't worry!
01:10:05We're gonna get you out of here!
01:10:06Shit, he's using a lot of blood!
01:10:07Fuck!
01:10:08Summer, don't use that kind of language!
01:10:10Guys!
01:10:11It doesn't suit me!
01:10:12Guys!
01:10:13Car keys!
01:10:14There's like a ton of cars out there!
01:10:15All right, dad!
01:10:16BRB!
01:10:17What does that mean?
01:10:18Jason, stay with dad!
01:10:19I gotta...
01:10:20I gotta find something and stop the spleen!
01:10:21I gotta find something and stop the spleen!
01:10:26These are the spacers!
01:10:27I gotta find something so that you're going to get me out there!
01:10:29I gotta find something...
01:10:30I gotta find something and stop the spleen!
01:10:34All right, dad!
01:10:35Dad!
01:10:36Dad!
01:10:37BRB!
01:10:38What does that mean?
01:10:39Jason!
01:10:40Stay with dad!
01:10:41I gotta find something and stop the spleen!
01:10:43Yeah!
01:10:44Duck tape really is good for everything!
01:10:47Just stay with me, Roger!
01:10:48You're gonna be okay, all right?
01:10:49Hey, call me!
01:10:51You're gonna go to bed, folks!
01:10:52You're gonna go to bed!
01:10:54Hey, you call me. You call me by my first date.
01:10:59Power five.
01:11:01Ow! You nailed it.
01:11:04Dad, we got a car.
01:11:06Is it nice?
01:11:07Yes!
01:11:09You always were my favorite, Colin.
01:11:12I hate you.
01:11:13No, you don't.
01:11:24Yay!
01:11:48Dad!
01:11:52Dad!
01:11:54Guys! Guys! Let's go! Now! Now! Now!
01:12:17That was my family who just killed, you little shit!
01:12:21Ten years! Ten years of feeding them! Caring for them! Do you have any idea how hard it was?
01:12:31And did I get any thank yous?
01:12:35No! Not one fucking thank you!
01:12:39Oh, bitch! You're so dramatic!
01:12:42But they loved me! They really loved me!
01:12:47Who's gonna love me now, huh? Who?
01:12:51Who cares?
01:12:54Who cares?
01:12:55Who cares?
01:13:00Who cares?
01:13:04That was for Roger.
01:13:19You shouldn't have messed with my family!
01:13:29But your dad was a piece of shit.
01:13:32Wait!
01:13:39I got this.
01:13:52Consider this the ultimate power five, dad.
01:13:59Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:14You drive.
01:14:21Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:24You drive.
01:14:28Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:35Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:42Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:44Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:51Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:55Just get the fuck out of here.
01:14:59Just get the fuck out of here.
01:15:06Just get the fuck out of here.
01:15:08Just get the fuck out of here.
01:16:12Hi, Mom.
01:16:27Hi, Mom.
01:16:57Come on, come on.
01:17:02Just take my hand.
01:17:05It was more than just a call.
01:17:23I'm hearing your chest is beating.
01:17:32Oh, baby, take my hand.
01:17:35And close, close your eyes.
01:17:43I'll lead, lead the way, the way to an end.
01:17:55I know what I want you to, to do for me.
01:18:08I know what I want you to, to do for me.
01:18:16Come on, come on.
01:18:24Come on, come on.
01:18:25Just take my hand.
01:18:28Come on, come on.
01:18:32Come on, come on.
01:18:35Come on, come on.
01:18:36Come on, come on.
01:18:37Come on, come on.
01:18:41Take my hand.
01:18:46Take my hand.
01:18:48To do for me
01:19:18Come on, come on
01:19:48I know what I want you to do
01:20:18To do for me
01:20:48To do for me
01:21:18To do for me
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