Watch Hunting Housewives, a wild action-comedy where four pampered women crash-land in the wilderness and must use their wits, glamour, and grit to survive the great outdoors.
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00:00:00Oh my, oh my God.
00:00:30Oh my God.
00:00:47Oh my God.
00:00:48Oh my God.
00:00:53Cheryl.
00:00:56Cheryl.
00:00:59Please don't be dead, Cheryl.
00:01:02Please don't be dead.
00:01:05Please don't be dead, Cheryl.
00:01:08Cheryl, please.
00:01:10Cheryl, please don't be dead.
00:01:13Oh my God, thank God, thank God.
00:01:16Oh my God.
00:01:17Oh my God.
00:01:18Oh my God.
00:01:19What happened?
00:01:20Well, I think we had an accident.
00:01:23Oh my God.
00:01:24Oh my God.
00:01:25Oh my God.
00:01:26Cheryl.
00:01:27What happened?
00:01:28Well, I think we had an accident.
00:01:32Oh my God.
00:01:33Oh my God.
00:01:34Oh my God.
00:01:35Oh my God.
00:01:37Oh my God.
00:01:38Oh my God.
00:01:39Oh my God.
00:01:40People oh, I know they're always keeping us
00:01:49Hey, ladies, oh
00:01:52My god, please tell me this isn't an exercise spa. I just came from Pilates girl
00:01:58I got my certification did I thought it was for yoga girl yoga so over hey, why didn't you return my text?
00:02:05I know I am so sorry. Okay, so mark and I we have this new
00:02:08Rule with each other that it's a phone free so that we can have some you know some romantic time together
00:02:15You're kidding right Jared's literally on his phone while we're having sex
00:02:20At least you're having sex. Oh gosh. What are you guys gonna learn? You do not have to be faithful. They aren't
00:02:27Apparently mark is phone free time
00:02:30Okay, all right. Sorry, whatever. I am just so excited about our girls weekend. No kids. No husbands. No schedule and lots of drinks
00:02:37Nice has anyone actually looked this place up. Can we even drink there? I did I had to scope at the competition
00:02:45Competition cover competition for what I didn't tell you I'm starting my own spa
00:02:53Oh, that's fantastic
00:02:55Good morning, ladies
00:02:57So who here has phoned private before really kidding? I?
00:03:05I actually wrote a book about private jets and um it really took off
00:03:17Hey, where is he taking our bags? Oh
00:03:20Oh, uh apologies. Uh luggage has to travel separately and weight restrictions
00:03:25Well as long as none of us have to get weighed
00:03:29Like him he laughs at my jokes ready to board. I was born ready
00:03:35No one here is afraid of heights are they? Well have you seen these long legs?
00:03:44Mm-hmm. Let's go. Yeah, this is gonna be a long flight
00:03:48Spread your wings and fly away
00:04:02Fly away
00:04:04Fly away
00:04:06With me
00:04:10We can go
00:04:12Where no one finds us
00:04:15It's all behind us
00:04:17It's all behind us
00:04:18We're flying free
00:04:20We're flying free
00:04:21Don't you worry
00:04:23We're in no hurry
00:04:25We've got time to burn away
00:04:28We've got time to burn away
00:04:30Don't let that city
00:04:32Don't let that city
00:04:34Don't let that city
00:04:38Oh, God.
00:04:56Oh, God.
00:04:58Oh, God.
00:05:00Oh, God.
00:05:04Ow.
00:05:05Oh, Jolly.
00:05:08Oh, my God. Thank God. She's alive.
00:05:10Oh, Julie.
00:05:12How can you get this thing off me?
00:05:14Okay. One, two, three.
00:05:17Oh, boy, okay?
00:05:19Yeah, that means we need a first-name kid.
00:05:22Could you please go find some water?
00:05:25We need to clean this out.
00:05:26Find any water.
00:05:28Give us a second. We'll get this cleaned out.
00:05:31Where's Rebel? Is she okay?
00:05:34I don't know. I've been seeing her.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:38I'm so...
00:05:44Oh, my God.
00:05:46Oh, my God.
00:05:48Here, help me up.
00:05:50Help me up.
00:05:52Careful.
00:06:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:02No, no, no, no.
00:06:03It's not what's happening.
00:06:05Oh, my God.
00:06:07Oh, my God.
00:06:08It's like there's nothing left of her.
00:06:10Oh.
00:06:19It's so big. It's gorgeous.
00:06:21Oh, my God.
00:06:23Oh, my God.
00:06:29Mm-hmm.
00:06:30A toast to my favorite person in the world.
00:06:34Besides my children.
00:06:36You know I have to always say that.
00:06:38Mm-hmm.
00:06:39Well, right back at you.
00:06:40Mm-hmm.
00:06:41And to Carla, who is stuck at home with not only her kids,
00:06:46but her stepkids.
00:06:48That woman is a saint.
00:06:50I know why she doesn't like leaving them with the nanny.
00:06:53I'll never know.
00:06:54I mean, she pays that woman enough.
00:06:56Mm-hmm.
00:06:57Because she loves them.
00:06:59No, really.
00:07:01She loves her kids and her husband.
00:07:03They're great together.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06Real power couple.
00:07:07Mm-hmm.
00:07:08Mm-hmm.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:10I'm jealous.
00:07:13Let's just keep living our best lives.
00:07:15Yes.
00:07:16Yes.
00:07:17Let's do that.
00:07:18Oh.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:20Okay.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:23Someone should take her ring for Lady and Topper.
00:07:26Oh, my God.
00:07:27Those poor kids.
00:07:28I know.
00:07:29Oh.
00:07:30Oh.
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:33You're her best friend.
00:07:34I think you should.
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:36I think you should do it.
00:07:37I think you should do this for her.
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:41It's a family heirloom.
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:43Just don't roll your ankle.
00:07:44Oh.
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:46Oh.
00:07:47Oh.
00:07:48I'm so sorry.
00:07:49I'm so sorry.
00:07:50I'm so sorry.
00:07:51Oh.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:53You're such a good friend, Jolie.
00:07:56You're such a good friend.
00:07:58Oh.
00:07:59Oh.
00:08:00Oh.
00:08:01Thanks for trying at least, but do you have anything for the pain?
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:19Oh.
00:08:20Cheryl.
00:08:21Do you know where your bag is?
00:08:22You always travel with the pharmacy.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:25I've been mostly holistic for months.
00:08:27You know that?
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:29Oh.
00:08:30Rebel does.
00:08:31Oh, she does.
00:08:32Let me find her bag.
00:08:33She will.
00:08:34She'll have something for you.
00:08:35Oh.
00:08:36Here's her bag.
00:08:38She'll have something.
00:08:39Let's see if there's anything stronger in here.
00:08:43Oh, Paul.
00:08:44Oh.
00:08:45She has a phone.
00:08:48Shattered.
00:08:50Oh.
00:08:51Here's some pills.
00:08:52Oh.
00:08:53Here, check.
00:08:54Let's see.
00:08:55There's some shoes in here.
00:08:56She has shoes?
00:08:57Oh, my gosh.
00:08:58Thank you, Rubble.
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:01I'm gonna go sit down and put these on.
00:09:02Oh, here's my purse.
00:09:04Let me see if I have a phone in here that's not shattered.
00:09:09Oh, my God.
00:09:10Oh, my God.
00:09:11Please, please.
00:09:13Oh, please, please.
00:09:14Anything?
00:09:15Is it working?
00:09:16No.
00:09:17I don't have one bar.
00:09:19And it's about to die.
00:09:21Before it dies, Andre would want me to document this, can I?
00:09:24Yeah.
00:09:25Of course.
00:09:27I'm glad one of us is married to a lawyer,
00:09:28because we need to sue the crap out of this private plane company.
00:09:32Yeah, we do.
00:09:34Where is the pilot anyways?
00:09:35Have you guys seen him?
00:09:37Rebel was flirting with him, not me.
00:09:39Ugh.
00:09:40I don't even remember what he looks like.
00:09:41Well, if he's underneath that mist, then he doesn't look good.
00:09:45No, he doesn't.
00:09:46Oh, look at Rebel even stuck pills in a shoe.
00:09:49I'll take him.
00:09:50You have another bottle.
00:09:51Thanks.
00:09:53I'm gonna go look for something to keep us warm for later.
00:09:57You guys.
00:09:59Ugh.
00:10:01I know it's tacky, but should I take pictures of Rebel?
00:10:04No.
00:10:05I get it.
00:10:06You should do it.
00:10:07I think so, right?
00:10:09We should.
00:10:16It's on one blanket.
00:10:17Head down to the basement. I'll be right there.
00:10:38Gentlemen.
00:10:40So?
00:10:41What do we think of the new digs?
00:10:42It's the ultimate man cave.
00:10:44Just like Vegas.
00:10:45All night, all the time.
00:10:47Right?
00:10:51You know, I'm really glad you guys came by.
00:10:53I feel like I have what I would consider the ultimate in reality TV.
00:11:00You brought us here for another show launch.
00:11:05Not quite.
00:11:07I mean, you guys know that I've slipped the ladies out to the Whistling Pine Spa, right?
00:11:11What you don't know is that it doesn't exist.
00:11:19You want some clarification?
00:11:21A little more info?
00:11:23Yeah?
00:11:24Andre, did you know that Sherelle was planning to blackmail you?
00:11:28Pardon?
00:11:29Yeah, I mean, you've been giving her the life of luxury for the last 20 years.
00:11:32She decides she only wants to be the political wifey if you fund her wellness retreat to the tune of $50 million.
00:11:41How could you possibly know all this?
00:11:44Private detective.
00:11:47And Jared?
00:11:48Yeah?
00:11:50Did you know that Jolie recorded our private conversation about the, uh, the trade?
00:11:57No way.
00:11:58Way.
00:12:00And she's only gonna make it disappear if you blow up the prenup.
00:12:04And my boy Evan, when are you gonna stop Rebel from making a fool of you?
00:12:10What are you talking about?
00:12:11She only wants you for your trust fund and she cheats on you constantly.
00:12:16No, she doesn't.
00:12:17No, she sure does.
00:12:19All the time, man.
00:12:20All the time.
00:12:21And my boys, my Carla has betrayed me.
00:12:27Unforgivably.
00:12:31But boy, oh boy, do I have a solution to our problems.
00:12:35What is that?
00:12:50That?
00:12:51That's payback.
00:12:55Is that my Shirelle?
00:12:56That's your Shirelle.
00:12:57And your Jolie.
00:12:58And my Carla.
00:12:59And your Rebel.
00:13:01One plane accident.
00:13:03Four tough lessons.
00:13:05Jolie?
00:13:07Where's Rebel?
00:13:10I don't see her.
00:13:12Ah, that's right, Evan.
00:13:14You won the bonus pool.
00:13:17Rebel died on impact.
00:13:18Oh, you got me.
00:13:33Oh, you got me.
00:13:36You know, I thought you seriously just told me that you killed my wife.
00:13:40That's good.
00:13:41That's good.
00:13:42I was scared too.
00:13:44Who'd you get to play Jolie?
00:13:45That looks just like her.
00:13:47It's because it is, Jolie.
00:13:48It's not a joke.
00:13:52You guys.
00:13:54Come on, I just did you all a favor.
00:13:56You sick bastards.
00:13:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:59Get your hands off me.
00:14:00I don't think you guys understand.
00:14:03We're all in this together now.
00:14:05We've all just let our marriages fail.
00:14:07We all want something different.
00:14:08We want to change.
00:14:09Some of us have moved on to different people.
00:14:11What, are you heading blackmail to murder?
00:14:13It's called hedging.
00:14:14We all do it in business every day.
00:14:18You.
00:14:19You need a woman to stand by your side.
00:14:23And Jolie, she's a ticking time bomb with that recording.
00:14:27That recording needs to go away.
00:14:29And unfortunately, so do you.
00:14:32Well.
00:14:33You need to go away.
00:14:35Walk.
00:14:38Really?
00:14:43You shouldn't have lunged at me.
00:14:49We've got to get out of here right now.
00:14:51No.
00:14:52We can't leave heaven.
00:14:53Mark is going to find a way to pin this on us.
00:14:54You want to stick around for that?
00:14:55Well then we wait.
00:14:56We've got to find a way to help Cheryl and Jolie.
00:15:01And Carla.
00:15:05Poor Carla.
00:15:10Come on, buddy.
00:15:12I know.
00:15:13Let's go.
00:15:14Walk a little faster, too, if you want.
00:15:15Can't believe you, Ben.
00:15:17It's not that deep.
00:15:19Have a juice box.
00:15:20A little relax in there.
00:15:21You'll be fine.
00:15:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:15:25Don't be kidding.
00:15:32Yeah, that door's for you.
00:15:33Go ahead.
00:15:34Come on.
00:15:35Thank you, buddy.
00:15:36Come on.
00:15:41A little.
00:15:42Oh, here we go.
00:15:44Huh?
00:15:46What do you think?
00:15:47I just wanted to show you our new state-of-the-art pattern room.
00:15:50It's pretty sweet, huh?
00:15:52Check it out.
00:15:54Check this out.
00:15:56These look familiar?
00:15:58Of course they don't.
00:15:59This is what your wife is sending to other men.
00:16:04Take some time in here.
00:16:05Reflect.
00:16:06Come to grips with what we know about our precious wives.
00:16:10Yeah?
00:16:12Just chill out in here for a bit.
00:16:14Have a snack.
00:16:15No.
00:16:16No, no.
00:16:21Bye.
00:16:23Wait!
00:16:28Let me out!
00:16:36Evan is taking a moment.
00:16:37Come on.
00:16:39Let's talk this through.
00:16:40Have a drink.
00:16:42You will see the benefits.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:46Yeah, you're right.
00:16:47No, let's have a drink.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49We're not going anywhere.
00:16:50We're not going anywhere.
00:16:51You sound like you really thought this through.
00:16:52Absolutely.
00:16:53How many times have we all said that we feel like something is missing in our lives.
00:16:54That we can't move on because these women are bleeding us dry.
00:16:56Hmm?
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:59Right.
00:17:00So have a drink.
00:17:01Right.
00:17:02So, uh...
00:17:03Bring us up to speed.
00:17:04What's the plan?
00:17:05What's the plan?
00:17:06We're not going anywhere.
00:17:07We're not going anywhere.
00:17:08You sound like you really thought this through.
00:17:09Absolutely.
00:17:10How many times have we all said that we feel like something is missing in our lives.
00:17:14That we can't move on because these women are bleeding us dry.
00:17:18Hmm?
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20Right.
00:17:21So have a drink.
00:17:22Right.
00:17:23So have a drink.
00:17:24Right.
00:17:25So, uh...
00:17:28Bring us up to speed.
00:17:31What's the plan?
00:17:32What's the plan?
00:17:49Don't you guys think that it's weird that nobody's come looking for us?
00:17:53Mm.
00:17:54But we're meant to be at a surrender your phone spa weekend, so nobody knows.
00:17:57Right.
00:17:58It's right.
00:17:59Oh, I know, Mark.
00:18:00He must be going crazy right now.
00:18:02He always has me check in and always wants to make sure that I'm okay.
00:18:06Oh, I knew it.
00:18:16I knew these bastards were stealing from the company.
00:18:19Babe.
00:18:21Are you allowed to record them without them knowing?
00:18:25I can do whatever I want to ensure that my assets are protected.
00:18:29Well, even at the cost of privacy because I'm pretty sure that it might be illegal.
00:18:33Don't be so naive.
00:18:36While you sit around doing nothing, myself and these assets pay for everything.
00:18:42I don't sit around doing nothing.
00:18:45I take care of the kids.
00:18:47And they're your kids, too.
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:51And you do it all without breaking a beautifully manicured nail.
00:18:54Yeah.
00:18:55It's a skill that I have.
00:18:57I don't ever break a nail.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:04I have to be more proactive than this.
00:19:10Good.
00:19:11Keep an eye on her.
00:19:12I'm okay.
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:14I wish we knew how far away from civilization we were.
00:19:27We could literally be a strip mall a few miles away.
00:19:30This is America, not the freaking Amazon.
00:19:33Yeah, I agree.
00:19:34You know what I'm thinking?
00:19:36We need to find, we need to find some lights.
00:19:39Right?
00:19:40How are we going to see lights in a forest?
00:19:42Well, we're going to have to climb up really high.
00:19:47Like that high?
00:19:50Yeah, I think so.
00:19:55And not we, you.
00:19:59Who knew that those climbing lessons I took would pay off?
00:20:14Well, I can't believe how high you climbed.
00:20:18I can't believe that I didn't see not one light.
00:20:20So you didn't see anything?
00:20:22Nope.
00:20:23There is nothing around for miles.
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:28I just don't remember being in the plane that long.
00:20:31I know.
00:20:32I actually don't remember a lot either.
00:20:34But, I mean, we were doing shots though, right?
00:20:37Yeah, we were.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39I don't remember anything.
00:20:41Like, I remember seeing the treetops.
00:20:44And then nothing.
00:20:46Like, I don't remember anything.
00:20:50Sherelle, you were in a plane crash.
00:20:54Do you all hear that?
00:20:58I hope my Zoe and David are okay.
00:21:00I know.
00:21:01I always worry when Mark's alone with Jason.
00:21:03Why?
00:21:04I don't know.
00:21:05I don't know.
00:21:06I think it's just because he doesn't know his routine, you know?
00:21:08But he has Janet with him, right?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11He has help.
00:21:12Yeah, so does Jared a bit.
00:21:14So he gets a little anxious when I'm away for a few days.
00:21:17I was going to call her later.
00:21:20I actually had a burner for any of my luggage.
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23For when the spa confiscated ours.
00:21:25Lee.
00:21:26I would have put him and borrowed it.
00:21:28A bear!
00:21:32What kind of animals are out there?
00:21:35So many.
00:21:39I need another drink.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:41Maybe two.
00:21:42Anyone else?
00:21:44I'm good.
00:21:46Maybe I'll get eaten by a bear.
00:21:50I knew you'd get it.
00:21:55Yeah, if you're referring to Evan, I mean, yeah.
00:21:57I think you just blindsided him there.
00:22:00He'll come around.
00:22:03Yeah, I hope so.
00:22:05Honestly, I just thought they'd all die on impact.
00:22:07That's what the research said would happen.
00:22:11Aren't you at all concerned about them getting out alive?
00:22:16No.
00:22:18Why not?
00:22:19I don't think so.
00:22:20Because I took out a little insurance policy.
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:52Good night, Moon.
00:23:05Good night, Bats.
00:23:08Good night, Rubble.
00:23:22I've never been this happy to see the sun come up.
00:23:42How's your leg?
00:23:44It hurts, but it's not worse.
00:23:47The last thing that you need is an infection.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Get up! I got a plan.
00:23:54Why are you so perky?
00:23:55Like, do you have secret coffee, or did you actually sleep?
00:23:58No, I didn't sleep at all.
00:24:00But it actually gave me time to really think about this.
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:03No sleep for me either.
00:24:04Not like this sleeping beauty right here.
00:24:07Mmm, what?
00:24:09My trainer says the most important thing about health is sleep.
00:24:13He's had me sleep training for months.
00:24:15Mmm, I'll bet he has.
00:24:17Shut your face.
00:24:19You guys, shut up!
00:24:21Please!
00:24:22We have to stay unified if we have any hope of getting the hell out of this place.
00:24:27What?
00:24:28You think we're not going to make it out of here?
00:24:30I don't know.
00:24:31I'm not saying that we won't, but...
00:24:33Do you want to hear my plan?
00:24:34Yes.
00:24:35We're sorry.
00:24:35Of course we do.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Okay, so our husbands, they think we're at a spa, right?
00:24:41The spa knows we're not there.
00:24:43They're going to be calling our husbands.
00:24:45And then they're going to come looking for us.
00:24:48Right?
00:24:49Hopefully.
00:24:50We need to start a fire.
00:24:51And we need to keep a fire going, because where there's smoke, there's going to be rescuers, right?
00:24:56Oh my God, do we literally have to rub sticks together right now?
00:25:00Yeah, Jolie.
00:25:01We are in a competition reality damn show.
00:25:04No, there's got to be some sort of survival kit around here with a lighter or something.
00:25:09This is actually a really great plan.
00:25:10Okay, thank you.
00:25:12I think we need to survey the area and see what we have, food and supplies and stuff like that.
00:25:17I also think we need to find the pilot's body.
00:25:19Oh, count me out on the dead body search.
00:25:21I'm already going to be in therapy for the next 10 years over Rebel.
00:25:24You guys, I think we've got to do something with Rebel's body.
00:25:28I am not digging her grave.
00:25:31No, I can't.
00:25:33We've got to get out of here.
00:25:35That's how we honor Rebel, right?
00:25:37Okay?
00:25:38You know what?
00:25:39She and I, we can go look for some supplies.
00:25:42And you just stay here.
00:25:43Just go through bags, anything open.
00:25:45Open a container and whatever you can find right here, okay?
00:25:48I'm on campfire duty.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:53Where's my favorite bag?
00:25:56Oh.
00:26:05Jesus, Rebel.
00:26:06I love you.
00:26:08Seriously, at a spa?
00:26:14We're screwed.
00:26:15We're screwed.
00:26:15We're screwed.
00:26:19We're screwed.
00:26:49We're screwed.
00:27:19Oh, my God.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:21Oh, my God.
00:27:24God, I will do anything.
00:27:25Please don't let this bear eat me.
00:27:27Please don't let this bear eat me.
00:27:29Don't let this bear eat me.
00:27:30I will do anything.
00:27:31Please save me.
00:27:32I will do anything.
00:27:34Thank you, God.
00:27:47I owe you one.
00:27:48I'm not afraid of the competition.
00:27:52I'm not afraid of the competition.
00:27:52Stick around and you'll see me winning.
00:27:55I am the prize 2020 vision.
00:27:58I'm the champion of my own fate.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:01Nothing's gonna slow us down.
00:28:03They ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:05I can't be stuck.
00:28:16I can't be stopped.
00:28:19Straight to the top, straight to the top.
00:28:21Oh my, yeah!
00:28:23Stop!
00:28:25Stop!
00:28:27Get me!
00:28:29Stop!
00:28:41Hey! Hi!
00:28:43I sold a barf bag with berries.
00:28:45That's all I got. Great!
00:28:47This looks so nice, Cherelle.
00:28:49Thank you!
00:28:51What is that?
00:28:53I'm pretty sure it's the pilot.
00:28:55He got a parachute.
00:28:57How nice for him. Wasn't it?
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:01Alright, I don't want to freak you guys out,
00:29:03but I saw a bear.
00:29:05That's terrifying.
00:29:07Yeah, it was terrifying.
00:29:09What did you do? I prayed.
00:29:11This is why I never go camping.
00:29:13Same.
00:29:15How did you move all this?
00:29:17Girl, I can bench press 85 pounds now.
00:29:21With Carlos, your hottie.
00:29:23He really is so hot.
00:29:25Maybe I need a new trainer.
00:29:27Yeah, you do.
00:29:29I will give you his number.
00:29:31You will?
00:29:33You know, friends who care share.
00:29:35You'll share him? I will.
00:29:37Well, that's nice.
00:29:38You know, well, why not?
00:29:39I mean, Mark, he's got women that train him.
00:29:42He does?
00:29:43Yeah, he says that they bring a different energy to his game.
00:29:47And what exactly is his game?
00:29:49Come on, you know Mark is totally devoted to Carla.
00:29:53Yeah, sometimes a little too devoted.
00:29:57You think you deserve this?
00:29:59No.
00:30:01You don't.
00:30:03I am too good to you.
00:30:05I am sorry.
00:30:07I did not mean.
00:30:08Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:09And yet you still did.
00:30:11I saved you.
00:30:13You know that?
00:30:15I saved you.
00:30:16You were working in a bar.
00:30:17You had nothing.
00:30:18You had no life.
00:30:19Nobody that cared about you.
00:30:21I turned you into someone.
00:30:23And this is how you pay me back.
00:30:53I love you.
00:30:55You know that, right?
00:30:57I'm sorry.
00:30:58No, you're not.
00:30:59I am.
00:31:00I'm sorry.
00:31:01I love you.
00:31:02I would do anything for you.
00:31:03You say that every time.
00:31:05Just...
00:31:07You need to get better at not making me so angry.
00:31:12You do that for me?
00:31:14Yeah, I could do that.
00:31:16That's a good girl.
00:31:19Just go get cleaned up, okay?
00:31:21Mm-hmm.
00:31:22I will.
00:31:29Andre does not pay any attention to me.
00:31:32He's all about his job.
00:31:38So, this pilot's a real dickhead, huh?
00:31:41He lands safely, and then he doesn't come back to check the crash sign.
00:31:47You guys don't think that it's super weird that he abandoned his aircraft?
00:31:51Great.
00:31:52Mm-hmm.
00:31:53I don't know.
00:31:54He probably thought we were all dead.
00:31:56Even so.
00:31:58That's true.
00:31:59You know what?
00:32:00I'm just gonna...
00:32:01I'm gonna think positively.
00:32:03When I visualize things, they happen.
00:32:06Okay?
00:32:07Like your spa?
00:32:08Yes, like my spa.
00:32:10Why are you saying it like that?
00:32:11Look, I get it.
00:32:13You're trying to prove yourself because Andre's so busy with his own life.
00:32:17At least he's not like Jared with his wandering eye.
00:32:20That's ridiculous.
00:32:23Andre's a megalomaniac.
00:32:25Rebel told me he wants to get into politics.
00:32:27And he's gonna make an amazing senator.
00:32:30Oh, so then you can be a puppet full-time.
00:32:32Okay, you know what, you guys?
00:32:33Knock it off.
00:32:34Stop it.
00:32:35Well, it's easy for you to say, Carla, you have the perfect marriage.
00:32:38No, I actually don't.
00:32:40Please, Jolie's right.
00:32:42You and Mark are bulletproof.
00:32:44It's annoying.
00:32:48I'm so glad that I started that cleanse last week.
00:32:52My stomach has shrunk down to nothing.
00:32:55I'm stuffed off these stupid berries.
00:32:58Where's the tequila?
00:32:59Probably in Rebel's bag.
00:33:01Probably.
00:33:02Let's find it.
00:33:05You know, when you think about it,
00:33:07the survival diet is basically paleo.
00:33:10Yeah, that's true.
00:33:11Except we'd probably have to kill an animal for the protein.
00:33:14The only one who's doing that is Rebel.
00:33:16Uh-huh.
00:33:17It should be all like Rebel versus Beast.
00:33:19Guess who's gonna win, bitch.
00:33:21Oh, my money's on Rebel.
00:33:23Mine too.
00:33:25Rebel.
00:33:34Man, this sound is garbage on these cameras.
00:33:36I can't hear anything.
00:33:39He's not gonna call this thing off anytime soon.
00:33:42You think?
00:33:43We having fun?
00:33:45Oh.
00:33:46Yeah, yeah.
00:33:47Hey, new place?
00:33:48Berry Luxe.
00:33:49I know, right?
00:33:50Yeah.
00:33:51I bought it for Carla's.
00:33:52You just never wanted to come here.
00:33:54Yeah, maybe it's got a little bit too much of a man cave vibe.
00:33:57How long do you think they can survive on berries only?
00:34:00Cheryl goes days without food all the time.
00:34:04They're always on some kind of weird cleanse.
00:34:07Let me ask you something.
00:34:12What happens if Search and Rescue finds them?
00:34:18Oh.
00:34:19That's what we say.
00:34:21Oh, my God, honey.
00:34:22I can't believe this happened.
00:34:23I'm so sorry.
00:34:24Had we known, we would have called in for help.
00:34:26Andre, they're at the spa.
00:34:29We're not supposed to call.
00:34:31And you've got the spa details locked down?
00:34:35Oh, yeah.
00:34:36Oh, yeah.
00:34:37It's a carefully crafted facade.
00:34:39What if the ladies wish to visit said spa?
00:34:44Oh, it's just so exclusive that they'll never be able to piece together the location.
00:34:49And besides, do you really think they're getting on a plane anytime soon?
00:34:54Come on, Andre.
00:34:57Just enjoy the fact you might be rid of that hair-brained wife of yours.
00:35:05You'll get the sympathy vote in the next election.
00:35:08Hey, he's right, you know.
00:35:11Women love a widower situation.
00:35:13You'd be a lock in the 18 to 40 women's demo.
00:35:16Hmm.
00:35:23You're right.
00:35:25You're absolutely right.
00:35:26I'm sorry, I just...
00:35:27Just lost it for a minute there.
00:35:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
00:35:31I get it.
00:35:33You're looking at all the angles.
00:35:35You're the smartest guy I know.
00:35:37I wouldn't expect anything less.
00:35:39Huh?
00:35:41Did you guys see that?
00:35:44What?
00:35:45What's that?
00:35:46It's a bear.
00:35:47Nice.
00:35:48That sucker could do some damage.
00:36:15Bye!
00:36:16Help!
00:36:17Oh, God.
00:36:18They're too far away.
00:36:22No.
00:36:23You do realise that was the first plane we've seen all day.
00:36:41Oh.
00:36:42We have to change your bandage.
00:36:44I don't have another one.
00:36:45What was that?
00:36:47Oh, God.
00:36:48You guys, I can't deal with any more bats.
00:36:51Uh, that didn't sound like bats.
00:36:54What else is out here in the woods?
00:36:56Well, I told you guys I saw a bear.
00:36:58Oh, Jesus.
00:36:59Yeah, Jesus was right.
00:37:00I read about this somewhere.
00:37:02What?
00:37:03I'm sure it was covered in one of your micro-dosing nature walks.
00:37:06Surely.
00:37:07Girl Scouts.
00:37:08They taught us how to deal with bears.
00:37:10Oh, great.
00:37:11Now our lives depend on Cheryl's distant childhood memory.
00:37:14Don't run.
00:37:16Be big.
00:37:17Uh...
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:19Ugh.
00:37:20Okay, wait, wait.
00:37:22Don't try to run.
00:37:24Be as big as possible.
00:37:26Well, that sounds simple.
00:37:27Right?
00:37:28Oh, yeah.
00:37:29You know what?
00:37:30I'll throw you on my shoulders.
00:37:31Oh, I got it.
00:37:33Make noise.
00:37:34Make as much noise as possible.
00:37:36Big noises.
00:37:37The louder, the better.
00:37:39That's comforting.
00:37:41Oh, good old Girl Scouts.
00:37:44Came in handy.
00:37:45Yeah, well, I actually hope it doesn't come in handy.
00:37:48Mm-hmm.
00:37:49God, I would kill for a s'mores.
00:37:51Oh, yeah.
00:37:52Is it time that we eat our last protein bar?
00:37:56It's time.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58Okay.
00:38:09Make it last.
00:38:11Isn't it strange that there has been no sign of any search and rescue?
00:38:20Okay, I have to say my piece.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23Here's the thing.
00:38:24Today's plan was good, but we can't do the same thing again tomorrow.
00:38:28We need to at least try and find help.
00:38:31Okay, so I think that one of us walks and looks for help, and then the other one stays with you.
00:38:37Mm-mm.
00:38:38That's not safe.
00:38:39Out there is unknown.
00:38:40You need each other.
00:38:41I'll be fine here.
00:38:42I'll, I don't know, just hang out?
00:38:46Keep Rebel company?
00:38:49You almost made that sound fun.
00:38:52So you'll do it?
00:38:54I mean, if you're okay with it, I think that makes the most sense, right?
00:38:58Mm-hmm.
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:01We need to move Rebel.
00:39:02Uh, yeah.
00:39:03I am so sorry, Jolie.
00:39:04But tomorrow is day three, and she's gonna start attracting animals, and that is not gonna be good for us.
00:39:21Hey, I'm gonna peak.
00:39:22I know, but...
00:39:23It's either that, or we moved Jolie to another campsite and build a different fire.
00:39:31Either way, we can't have a dead body by the campsite, dude.
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:37I know.
00:39:38No, I can't.
00:39:39I know.
00:39:40No, I can't.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:45Oh, my gosh.
00:39:46Oh.
00:39:47This way.
00:39:48This way.
00:39:49This way.
00:39:50This way.
00:39:51Okay.
00:39:52Oh.
00:39:53I, I actually, you know what, I think this is, uh, this is far enough.
00:40:11Okay?
00:40:12Oh.
00:40:13Oh.
00:40:14No.
00:40:15Right over there.
00:40:16Oh.
00:40:17All right.
00:40:18Well, thank God for your work.
00:40:21Hey, you know what I'm thinking?
00:40:23What?
00:40:24I think we need to have a memorial so that Jolie has closure with her.
00:40:31Oh.
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:33Yeah.
00:40:34Oh.
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:36Okay.
00:40:37Yeah, okay.
00:40:38All right.
00:40:39Okay.
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:41Let's go get her.
00:40:42Okay.
00:40:43Oh, God.
00:40:44Thank you for carrying her the rest of the way.
00:40:45Yes.
00:40:46Oh.
00:40:47They do know that the animals are gonna come for the body, right?
00:40:52That's probably why they dragged it away from the crash site.
00:40:55Why are they just standing there?
00:40:59I think they're having a funeral.
00:41:03Well, we'll start.
00:41:04Oh.
00:41:05Oh, Fripple.
00:41:06You were such a force to be reckoned with.
00:41:07You had the best parties, the most fabulous wardrobe, and I think the best thing about being
00:41:21your friend was we never knew what was gonna come out of your mouth.
00:41:24You didn't have a soldier.
00:41:25I'm gonna send you off with cedar because I don't know if there's moths in the afterlife,
00:41:34but I know how much you frickin' hate them.
00:41:39I know.
00:41:40I know.
00:41:41I know.
00:41:42I know.
00:41:43Rest in peace, Rebel.
00:41:44Your turn.
00:41:46All right.
00:41:47Uh, Rebel?
00:41:48Uh, I know you thought that my spirituality stuff was totally bogus.
00:42:06Maybe it is.
00:42:07Uh, you know, who knows what happens when we go off to the afterlife.
00:42:13I know you also thought that crystals were designed for people who couldn't afford real
00:42:22jewelry, but I'm gonna send you off with this protection, Crystal.
00:42:31Nevertheless, rest in peace, bitch.
00:42:36That was nice if you could give that to her.
00:42:41Rebel, you were the best friend, and I want you to know you were right.
00:42:46Jared's totally dirty, taking insider tips and all of it.
00:42:50So I did what you told me to do.
00:42:53I recorded him giving illegal information, and I'm gonna use it against him as leverage to make him room up that stupid prenup.
00:43:02You always gave the best advice.
00:43:03And the best caviar.
00:43:04Oh, gosh.
00:43:05What am I gonna do without you?
00:43:06Especially over the summer.
00:43:07Oh, gosh.
00:43:08How could you do this to me?
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:10It's not about me.
00:43:11Oh, gosh.
00:43:12I love you.
00:43:13And I miss you already.
00:43:14Rosé all day.
00:43:15I am living my best life, Jolie.
00:43:17And looking fabulous doing it.
00:43:18Put that on my head so...
00:43:19Oh, that is so morbid.
00:43:20I will not.
00:43:21I am living my best life, Jolie.
00:43:22And looking fabulous doing it.
00:43:23Put that on my head so...
00:43:24That is so morbid.
00:43:25I will not.
00:43:26Let's feel more about Carla and that mogul husband of hers.
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:29They are so attached at that.
00:43:30I miss you already.
00:43:31I miss you already.
00:43:32Rosé all day.
00:43:34Rosé all day.
00:43:35I am living my best life, Jolie.
00:43:39And looking fabulous doing it.
00:43:41Put that on my head so...
00:43:44That is so morbid.
00:43:45I will not.
00:43:46Let's feel more about Carla and that mogul husband of hers.
00:43:53Oh, my God.
00:43:54They are so attached at the head.
00:43:56You do sound jealous.
00:43:58I am not.
00:43:59Me?
00:44:00That is so sickening.
00:44:01I would not have a man all up in my business like that.
00:44:04Oh, and what business is that exactly?
00:44:07Enough about me.
00:44:10Are you going to tell me what's going on with you?
00:44:14I just feel like I've lost me.
00:44:18We have to take care of ourselves.
00:44:22Always.
00:44:23Always.
00:44:25You are so good at being in control.
00:44:28I feel like I have no control with the kids, the school stuff.
00:44:35Mostly, I just want to feel alive again.
00:44:39Is that husband of yours not giving you what you need?
00:44:43No, he is.
00:44:45Mm-hmm.
00:44:46I just feel empty sometimes.
00:44:49Hmm.
00:44:55We don't have any more.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:06Let's go.
00:45:07I actually think that was really nice.
00:45:10I was.
00:45:11That was good.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Okay.
00:45:14Do you feel like you had to close your children?
00:45:15I'm so traumatized.
00:45:16I know.
00:45:17Thanks.
00:45:18I mean, this is all very touching.
00:45:27But it doesn't change the fact that these women are evil incarnate.
00:45:32You want to know what Carla was doing when we met?
00:45:35She was a barmaid.
00:45:39Somewhere on the Upper West Side?
00:45:41She lived there a long time.
00:45:43Oh, no, no, no.
00:45:44A few notches below that.
00:45:46Yeah, some dive bar in the meatpacking district.
00:45:49You know, the kind that have, like, bras hanging from the old dusty antlers.
00:45:53There's no doors on the bathroom stalls.
00:45:56But she was just so beautiful.
00:46:00She didn't belong there.
00:46:03So I walk in pretending I wanted a drink, and I just said, hi.
00:46:10I thought that was my chance to change someone's life forever.
00:46:16Malcolm, we never heard this story before.
00:46:20Because we gave a different story to our friends.
00:46:24You know, she was new to the city.
00:46:26She lived in a great place in the Upper West Side.
00:46:29I did not want to tell you guys that she lived in a flop house.
00:46:36So I molded her into exactly who I wanted her to be.
00:46:43Perfect girlfriend.
00:46:46Perfect wife.
00:46:48Perfect mother.
00:46:52We had genuine chemistry.
00:46:55She loved me.
00:46:56I loved her.
00:46:59It was perfect until...
00:47:04Until what?
00:47:09Until she betrayed me.
00:47:11I wasn't gonna have that.
00:47:19So I came up with the plan of all plans.
00:47:23A way to make her pay for trying to hurt me.
00:47:27I gave her everything.
00:47:29Everything.
00:47:31And she thought she could just leave?
00:47:34Leave?
00:47:46I wasn't gonna have that.
00:47:48So I came up with a brilliant plan.
00:47:50Plan.
00:47:57Well, I gotta take a leak.
00:48:00Pew, pew.
00:48:01Pew.
00:48:02Pew.
00:48:03Pew.
00:48:11Jolie, I understand why you threatened Jared.
00:48:14Me too.
00:48:16You do everything for those kids.
00:48:18You're like his rock.
00:48:19He doesn't deserve you.
00:48:21I mean, it does feel harsh holding this over him.
00:48:24But Rebel got in my head and made me think I need to, you know, think about my future more.
00:48:30I gave up my real estate career for him.
00:48:32You know, it's not fair.
00:48:33It's, it's not fair.
00:48:34No, it's not.
00:48:41Andre is financing my spa because I threatened to blow up his campaign.
00:48:49What?
00:48:51Come on.
00:48:52You suspected.
00:48:54You were going to have a great spa.
00:48:57Yeah, I am.
00:48:58I just got so sick of him not factoring me into his grand plans.
00:49:05Like, I'm over it.
00:49:08Well, we have to do what we have to do.
00:49:10We've got to survive somehow.
00:49:12Clearly.
00:49:14In more ways than one.
00:49:20You know, Mark sometimes gets so angry at me.
00:49:24To the point where...
00:49:28To the point where I can't get him to stop.
00:49:34What do you mean by stop?
00:49:41I don't know.
00:49:42Sometimes I'm afraid.
00:49:43I'm afraid of him.
00:49:46Mama, that's not good.
00:49:48I know.
00:49:49I know.
00:49:50What are you saying?
00:49:51Is he violent?
00:49:59I honestly don't know what he would do if I left him.
00:50:02I really don't.
00:50:04I don't know how I would even be able to keep the kids safe.
00:50:08You know, with his resources, he would be able to find us anywhere.
00:50:12He really would.
00:50:14So sorry.
00:50:15We're here for you, Carla.
00:50:19We are.
00:50:20I know you are.
00:50:25Well, anyway, we have got to come up with a plan and get out of here.
00:50:31Oh.
00:50:32We have to.
00:50:33Okay, this is a work.
00:50:34Okay.
00:50:35We've got to get out of here right now and save our lives.
00:50:39He's not going to let us out of here.
00:50:44We've got to take him out.
00:50:46What are we, mafia?
00:50:48Take him out.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:50What do you even care about, Jolie?
00:50:52If we don't get out of here, Sherelle, Jolie, Carla, they're going to die out there.
00:50:57Okay.
00:50:59We take him out.
00:51:01How do we take him out?
00:51:26Just in case, okay?
00:51:28Be safe.
00:51:29Be safe.
00:51:30Don't let this fire go out, okay?
00:51:32I won't.
00:51:33It's my only source of entertainment, okay?
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:36Oh, sorry.
00:51:37It's okay.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:39Don't die, okay?
00:51:40I can't handle another one of us dying.
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:43You guys be safe out there, okay?
00:51:45You too.
00:51:46You're going to find help before nightfall.
00:51:47I just know it.
00:51:49Okay, bye.
00:51:56Are you seeing this?
00:52:07How's the morning viewing?
00:52:09I got breakfast beers.
00:52:12They're leaving the crash site.
00:52:14This doesn't worry you?
00:52:15Not at all.
00:52:17I don't understand your confidence.
00:52:21You don't actually think I wouldn't have a backup plan, do you?
00:52:26Come on.
00:52:31Is Andre really going to run for senator?
00:52:33Oh, he's been talking about it nonstop for like two years,
00:52:36so he's ready to pull the trigger.
00:52:39Is Evan helping him?
00:52:41Yeah, Evan's been working his connections in D.C.,
00:52:44taking him to all these fancy events.
00:52:47He's been spending a lot of time there.
00:52:49Are you going to have to move there?
00:52:51Oh, God, that's part of the discussion, you know?
00:52:53Like, where are we going to live?
00:52:54Are we going to live in both places?
00:52:56What's best for the kids, you know?
00:52:58I just don't really want this to disrupt my life.
00:53:02Well, what would have to change with your life if he wins?
00:53:05Oh, everything is scrutinized.
00:53:07I'm talking about everything.
00:53:08Every manicure, every haircut.
00:53:11And forget about flying private.
00:53:14I thought every single politician flies private.
00:53:16Only for official government business.
00:53:19Well, you know what?
00:53:20Maybe we can use Mark's jet
00:53:21because he's been in a really good mood lately.
00:53:24Oh, my God, you're so sweet.
00:53:26But it gets worse.
00:53:28He wants to put Jake in public school.
00:53:31Public? Why?
00:53:33He's afraid that he's going to look like an elitist by his constituents.
00:53:37But he is an elitist.
00:53:38I know!
00:53:41Ugh.
00:53:43Forget about me, though.
00:53:44I'm really worried about you, Carla.
00:53:45Oh, don't be.
00:53:46I shouldn't have told you all that stuff.
00:53:49I mean, are you really thinking about leaving him?
00:53:53I'm terrified.
00:53:54I'm really terrified.
00:53:55I don't know what Mark would do if he knew I was leaving him.
00:53:58Well, what do you think he would do?
00:54:00Let's keep going.
00:54:13Come on.
00:54:16Somebody please look down.
00:54:26How long do you think we've been walking?
00:54:27My feet hurt worse than the last year's Met Gala.
00:54:31Hours.
00:54:34How far do you think that we've come?
00:54:36I have no idea.
00:54:37I mean, everything looks the same around here.
00:54:39Oh, God, I'd give anything for a Starbucks.
00:54:42Well, I would kill to find a ranger's station.
00:54:45I'd kill to find a ranger.
00:54:49What the hell?
00:54:50What the hell?
00:54:52Yo!
00:54:53Hey, Hunter! We're not deer!
00:54:54Hey, yo!
00:54:55There's no way he doesn't hear us.
00:54:57Hey!
00:54:58He can hear us.
00:54:59Hey, you!
00:55:01Oh, my God.
00:55:02Oh, my God.
00:55:04What the hell is that?
00:55:08That's my backup plan.
00:55:10You hired someone to hunt them?
00:55:16You know, you're starting to sound a little bit like Evan.
00:55:19Do we need to go for a walk?
00:55:21Hey, no, no.
00:55:22I just...
00:55:25What is the plan here?
00:55:27How long is this gonna go on?
00:55:30Can't we let them live at this point?
00:55:33Just call it a big accident.
00:55:35You think I got to where I am by doing things half-assed?
00:55:39No, no.
00:55:40How can you not see that they're traitors?
00:55:43How are you both not furious when you found out what they were doing behind your backs?
00:55:48I already know.
00:55:51Cheryl told me weeks before.
00:55:53Me too.
00:55:55Got a lawyer to work on the prenup.
00:56:00What is wrong with you two?
00:56:02I mean...
00:56:04Have you no sense of pride?
00:56:07It's about like I'm the model husband.
00:56:10I've had affairs.
00:56:14Can we just call this thing off?
00:56:18Call this off?
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:24You know, it's not a bad idea.
00:56:26Not a bad idea.
00:56:30That way...
00:56:32I become the victim.
00:56:34And you two...
00:56:35Become the prime suspects.
00:56:38Oh, I couldn't have written this better myself.
00:56:47You know what?
00:56:49I'm not drinking this trash.
00:56:51I deserve top shelf.
00:56:53Always.
00:56:57I'm not trying.
00:56:59I know, I know.
00:57:03I know, I know, I know.
00:57:05Oh, my God.
00:57:08Oh, my God.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:12Bitch, you are a drama queen.
00:57:15It didn't even go through your butt.
00:57:16I know, I know, I know.
00:57:18Oh, my God.
00:57:20Oh, my God.
00:57:22Oh, my God, bitch.
00:57:24You are a drama queen.
00:57:25It didn't even go through your bag.
00:57:26What?
00:57:27No.
00:57:28No.
00:57:28Come and show your face, you bastard.
00:57:32What the hell?
00:57:35There's a camera in the tree.
00:57:38This is why we don't buy knockoffs.
00:57:50Let me try.
00:57:52Okay.
00:57:52I took a rock-throwing class in Alaska once.
00:57:54Oh, of course you did.
00:58:04Oh, yeah!
00:58:06Good job!
00:58:10What is happening?
00:58:12I hired the pilot.
00:58:14He said he was a good shot.
00:58:15You know?
00:58:16No, I didn't know.
00:58:17I just want to make sure that everyone gets what they want here.
00:58:23Cherelle.
00:58:24Do you think this is part of a nature study?
00:58:27I mean, I guess so.
00:58:28They use them all the time.
00:58:31Help!
00:58:32Help us, please!
00:58:34Help!
00:58:35Honestly, I don't think that this is a live feed.
00:58:37And even if it is, I doubt they watch it all day long.
00:58:41Oh, my God.
00:58:42Cherelle.
00:58:45Mark's company?
00:58:46He could be watching us.
00:58:51Mark.
00:58:53Dude, you're freaking me out.
00:58:56Either this was a location he used for one of his survivor shows, and they left a camera.
00:59:01Or...
00:59:01What?
00:59:03Or this whole thing was a setup.
00:59:06I'm sorry.
00:59:09What?
00:59:12Come on, Carla.
00:59:13Just do it one more time, and...
00:59:15Better, please.
00:59:17Please, can't we just go?
00:59:19I mean, we've gone to so many black tie events, and...
00:59:22I mean, we're pros.
00:59:23We're a power couple.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:26But it doesn't hurt to practice.
00:59:28Well, I have practiced so many times for you.
00:59:30And you can still improve.
00:59:32And besides, the camera picks up so many details that a mirror doesn't.
00:59:37Okay, so, uh...
00:59:39Well, what is your camera picking up on?
00:59:42I mean...
00:59:44Those earrings.
00:59:47What about my earrings?
00:59:51You don't really think they fit your face shape, do you?
00:59:55Um...
00:59:56I don't know.
00:59:58I mean, I guess I could try a different pair.
01:00:01But I do like them.
01:00:03Oh, you like them.
01:00:05Well, what you like, and what you do, reflects on me.
01:00:11And if you don't wear the three-carat stud diamonds I bought you, well, I just...
01:00:15I look cheap.
01:00:17And that's embarrassing.
01:00:18I mean, you wouldn't want to embarrass me, right?
01:00:21Of course not, honey.
01:00:22Good.
01:00:22Oh, I know.
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:23Let's do it again.
01:00:24You know the part where you introduce yourself to the board members?
01:00:28You'd like to talk to the guys?
01:00:29They'd like talking to you.
01:00:30Let's do it again.
01:00:31Go.
01:00:32Action, baby.
01:00:36Just give me a second.
01:00:38Action.
01:00:38Okay, 17, 18, 19, 20.
01:00:49Okay, Mark, he likes the cameras to be about 20 feet apart.
01:00:53So if he's tracking me or us, there is going to be another camera around here.
01:00:58Okay, wait.
01:00:59Hold on here one second.
01:01:00I got to catch up.
01:01:01So you're trying to say that your husband, Mark Dodds, king of reality TV, has wired an entire forest to capture his wife's survival of a plane crash?
01:01:13How do you know the plane was going to crash?
01:01:17Um...
01:01:17Oh.
01:01:22Oh, yeah.
01:01:24You think that he tried to kill us for a reality show?
01:01:28Dude, I know they're out of fresh ideas, but that is, like, taken a little too far.
01:01:34Sherelle, it's not for a TV show.
01:01:37Okay?
01:01:38It's a murder plot.
01:01:42Why would Mark try to kill you?
01:01:45Uh, maybe there's some things I haven't told you about my marriage.
01:01:48You think?
01:01:50Like what?
01:01:51Well, how's your marriage to Andre?
01:01:55Good point.
01:02:04I think I saw something in the bush headed towards Jolie.
01:02:20What?
01:02:22They got bears up here, right?
01:02:24Oh, Jolie.
01:02:25Baby, come on.
01:02:26Fight it.
01:02:27What did I miss?
01:02:28Oh, we don't know.
01:02:29Maybe a bear headed towards Jolie.
01:02:30Oh, nice.
01:02:32There's no way she's going to escape that.
01:02:34Get him, my furry friend.
01:02:35Chow down.
01:02:40Oh, hey.
01:02:41There.
01:02:41Oh, camera.
01:02:42Oh, good eye.
01:02:43Oh, good.
01:02:44I knew it.
01:02:45I knew it.
01:02:47Okay, I went to go visit him on one of his dumbass TV shows, and one of the guys there,
01:02:52he told me how they do this.
01:02:54There is going to be a transmitter somewhere.
01:02:56We need to find it.
01:02:58It's around here.
01:03:01What the?
01:03:04Don't worry.
01:03:07I'm a green light stage three.
01:03:10There's a stage three?
01:03:13If you're psychotic.
01:03:2318, 19, 20.
01:03:25Okay, it's going to be around here.
01:03:27Okay.
01:03:27It'll be around here somewhere.
01:03:30Oh, I think I found it.
01:03:32Oh, this is a big one.
01:03:33Let me see.
01:03:34Oh, yeah.
01:03:36This is definitely the transmitter.
01:03:38Get down!
01:03:38Whatever you are out there, I donate to all the wildlife funds.
01:03:53My heart's going to explode.
01:04:00Breathe.
01:04:01Okay, just keep breathing.
01:04:04What would Rebel do?
01:04:05You have to get your mojo back.
01:04:10You make that sound so easy.
01:04:13It is.
01:04:14You got to go out and do something.
01:04:16Go skydiving or go on a safari.
01:04:19Uh, yeah.
01:04:20Can I do something a little more relaxed?
01:04:23Yes.
01:04:23You have to take control of your destiny.
01:04:28Fight for yourself, Jolie.
01:04:30Fight.
01:04:31Fight.
01:04:45Okay.
01:04:47We're going to split up.
01:04:48Are you crazy?
01:04:49No, I'm not.
01:04:50You know, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go over there.
01:04:53He's going to follow me, okay?
01:04:55I'm going to come back around to you.
01:04:57You are going to find a rock.
01:04:59And you are going to hit him on the head with it.
01:05:03Are we really doing this?
01:05:05Yes, we're really doing this.
01:05:06But first, we got to get rid of the cameras because he's probably watching us right now.
01:05:10How do we do that?
01:05:12We kill the feed.
01:05:23We got this.
01:05:24Did the signal just go out?
01:05:37I think it's over.
01:05:41Two down.
01:05:43Two to go.
01:05:45I could use another drink.
01:05:51Lucky guy.
01:05:52I could use another drink.
01:05:53Okay.
01:05:53I don't know.
01:06:23I don't know.
01:06:53We have this, okay?
01:06:55What if he shoots you?
01:06:56If he shoots me?
01:06:57Then we're dead.
01:06:59What?
01:06:59We're not gonna die, okay?
01:07:00I'm gonna go over there, come back around, just have your rack ready, okay?
01:07:04Okay.
01:07:05And Sherelle?
01:07:06Yeah.
01:07:07Don't miss.
01:07:07Come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:07:32You know where to run now.
01:07:40Sherelle, now!
01:07:48What's happening?
01:07:49I'm not quite sure.
01:07:50Is it gonna fall?
01:07:51Well, should I push him down?
01:07:54Okay, well, that works, too.
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:56Look for a phone.
01:07:57Oh, okay.
01:07:58Um, well, shoot.
01:08:03Oh, got it.
01:08:04Okay.
01:08:06Oh, it's locked.
01:08:09The pilot?
01:08:11Bastard!
01:08:12Point it at his face.
01:08:13Unlock it.
01:08:14Oh, he's such an idiot.
01:08:20He put Mark's real name in here.
01:08:22Okay.
01:08:23Uh, uh.
01:08:24Okay, mission accomplished.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:42Mission accomplished!
01:08:43Yes!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:47P-p-p-pah!
01:08:48Bam!
01:08:49Pah!
01:08:50Oh, come on, guys!
01:08:53Up!
01:08:55So what do we do now?
01:08:57Yes.
01:08:58We celebrate!
01:09:00Yes!
01:09:09Mark's sending a car for him.
01:09:10Well, how are we supposed to know where he's sending a car?
01:09:12I don't...
01:09:14Oh!
01:09:19Got the location.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:21All right.
01:09:21Let's get out of here.
01:09:22Let's get out of here.
01:09:22Go.
01:09:30I'm a survivor.
01:09:32I conquer all.
01:09:34I'm a survivor.
01:09:34I'm a survivor.
01:09:35I'm a survivor.
01:09:35I'm a survivor.
01:09:35I'm a survivor.
01:09:36I'm a survivor.
01:09:36I'm a survivor.
01:09:36I'm a survivor.
01:09:37I'm a survivor.
01:09:37I'm a survivor.
01:09:38I'm a survivor.
01:09:39I'm a survivor.
01:09:39I'm a survivor.
01:09:39I'm a survivor.
01:09:39I'm a survivor.
01:09:40I'm a survivor.
01:09:40I'm a survivor.
01:09:40I'm a survivor.
01:09:41I'm a survivor.
01:09:41I'm a survivor.
01:09:42I'm a survivor.
01:09:42I'm a survivor.
01:09:43I'm a survivor.
01:09:43I'm a survivor.
01:09:43I'm a survivor.
01:09:44I'm a survivor.
01:09:44I'm a survivor.
01:09:45I'm a survivor.
01:09:45I'm a survivor.
01:09:46I'm a survivor.
01:09:46I'm a survivor.
01:10:17You ready?
01:10:20Ready.
01:10:20Let's do it.
01:10:29Hey!
01:10:30Are you waiting for someone?
01:10:34Okay, I want you to put your phone and the keys in the car and step over there.
01:10:41Yeah, this bitch is serious.
01:10:44Step over there and don't move.
01:10:46Thanks for rescuing us.
01:10:50Be a better person.
01:11:01Oh my God, girl!
01:11:03You're such a badass!
01:11:04I can't believe it!
01:11:05I totally didn't mean for the gun to go off.
01:11:07I almost killed that guy!
01:11:09No, I should have.
01:11:11Oh my God, okay, all right, let me see where this...
01:11:13Where was the car last?
01:11:14Okay.
01:11:16548 Baker Terrace, Port Credit, New York.
01:11:19Where the hell is that?
01:11:20Oh, I know exactly where that is.
01:11:23Where?
01:11:24It's mine and Mark's country house.
01:11:27So this really is Mark?
01:11:30Yep.
01:11:31Okay, call the cops, give me the address, and then we have to tell them where Jolie is so
01:11:34that we can get her picked up.
01:11:35Okay, okay, okay.
01:11:36What a prick.
01:11:52Why are we stopping?
01:11:53Because I don't want them to hear the car.
01:11:55Okay, so what, we're gonna wait here for the cops?
01:11:57Well, you can.
01:11:59I have a score I need to settle.
01:12:01Carla?
01:12:08Yeah?
01:12:08Why don't we know about this house?
01:12:10Well, I know about it.
01:12:12Mark bought it a long time ago to impress his business partners.
01:12:16But I haven't been here in months.
01:12:19But I know where the key is.
01:12:21Oh, there it is.
01:12:22It's in a rock.
01:12:24It keeps it right here.
01:12:26Okay.
01:12:27All right, let's go down over here.
01:12:30Congratulations.
01:12:31Gentlemen, you are now free to live your lives without the shackles of bondage.
01:12:36Seven, two, three.
01:12:37Freedom!
01:12:38That's Andre.
01:12:39What?
01:12:40Shh.
01:12:42We need to get to the gun safe.
01:12:44Okay?
01:12:44It's in the banner, bro.
01:12:45Okay.
01:12:46Hang on.
01:12:46Go, go, go.
01:12:55Come on.
01:12:58Come on, let's go.
01:13:00Evan, what are you doing here?
01:13:04You're alive.
01:13:05Okay.
01:13:05Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, back up.
01:13:08Y'all tried to kill us.
01:13:09Your wife is dead.
01:13:12No, no, no.
01:13:13I didn't know anything about this.
01:13:14I swear.
01:13:16He threw me in here when I didn't go along with the plan.
01:13:18So, Mark did order the plane crash?
01:13:23Yeah.
01:13:25Is Rebel really gone?
01:13:30He's telling the truth.
01:13:31He's on our side.
01:13:34Evan, I am so sorry.
01:13:36She is gone.
01:13:38Look, Mark will kill us all if he finds us in here.
01:13:42I know he will.
01:13:45Evan, is Andre and Jared involved in this?
01:13:50No, I don't think so.
01:13:53He told us all together in this big reveal.
01:13:55Let's go.
01:14:02Let's go.
01:14:11Oh.
01:14:14We gotta get Evan out of the panic room.
01:14:16Tell him it's all over.
01:14:17If it's all over, why do you still need the gun?
01:14:20Hasn't any of this taught you about B plans?
01:14:22Okay, go get him.
01:14:26We'll just, uh, we'll be right here.
01:14:30No, we're in this together.
01:14:33Let's do it together.
01:14:34Come on!
01:14:36Oh!
01:14:40Ah!
01:14:45Evan!
01:14:52Well, okay, there's no way he got out of here.
01:14:57That's...
01:15:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
01:15:07Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:15:16He's taking the guns.
01:15:19That mother.
01:15:19Okay, wait, he's probably back at the screens.
01:15:26Let's go.
01:15:27He's really big.
01:15:28I mean, he's got all the guns.
01:15:29You said he has all of them.
01:15:35Ah!
01:15:38Damn it.
01:15:45Hey, Evan!
01:15:46What are you, crazy?
01:15:48Crazy!
01:15:48Crazy!
01:15:49We should use the darkness to our advantage.
01:15:54You guys stay here.
01:15:57I know this house.
01:15:59You got it, boss.
01:16:02Boss?
01:16:03Seriously?
01:16:11Okay.
01:16:12I killed a power.
01:16:15Wait.
01:16:16Here they go.
01:16:16Mark.
01:16:18Mark.
01:16:18It's nice.
01:16:19I'm going after Mark.
01:16:20Okay.
01:16:20Wait.
01:16:20Wait.
01:16:21I mean...
01:16:22Come on, Evan.
01:16:24Nobody needs to get hurt.
01:16:25Let's just talk it out.
01:16:28I'm going after Mark.
01:16:30Cheryl, you stay here.
01:16:31Wait for the cops.
01:16:35Screw that.
01:16:37Andre's mine.
01:16:37Okay, Cheryl, I'm going to try your visualization crap.
01:16:47Ow.
01:16:53I'm getting rescued right now.
01:16:55I'm getting rescued right now.
01:16:57I hear a helicopter on the horizon.
01:17:00I hear a helicopter on the horizon.
01:17:02Hey, I actually think I hear it.
01:17:27I'm here.
01:17:29I'm here.
01:17:30I'm here.
01:17:30I'm here.
01:17:30I'm here.
01:17:30I'm here.
01:17:30I'm here.
01:17:30I'm here.
01:17:32I'm here.
01:17:33I'm here.
01:17:34I'm here.
01:17:35I'm here.
01:17:36I'm here.
01:17:37I'm here.
01:17:38Andre.
01:17:41Baby.
01:17:42You're safe.
01:17:43Don't baby me.
01:17:45I almost died out there.
01:17:47One of us did.
01:17:48I know.
01:17:49I know it was Mark.
01:17:50He is a fake psychopath.
01:17:52He really wants to hurt Carla.
01:17:53I know that, but what about the rest of us?
01:17:56He decided that we all want to get rid of you guys.
01:18:00And do you?
01:18:01How can you ask me that?
01:18:03Baby, you know I love you.
01:18:07I'm sure I'll.
01:18:08You okay?
01:18:09No.
01:18:10No.
01:18:11No.
01:18:12No.
01:18:13Come, come, come.
01:18:14It's okay.
01:18:15Come here.
01:18:16Come here.
01:18:17Come here.
01:18:18It's okay.
01:18:19It's okay.
01:18:20No.
01:18:20No.
01:18:21No.
01:18:23No.
01:18:24Come, come, come.
01:18:25It's okay.
01:18:27I happy to meet you.
01:18:28Come here.
01:18:29Come here.
01:18:30Come here.
01:18:31Come here.
01:18:32It's okay.
01:18:33It's okay.
01:18:36It's okay.
01:18:37Yes...
01:18:39Yes.
01:18:41And you don't need that anymore.
01:18:43I just saw the writing on the wall, and you are never going to stand by my side as I ran for office.
01:19:04Baby, I've been fighting for my life out there.
01:19:08I know what's important.
01:19:10I'm with you on this campaign.
01:19:12You have my full support.
01:19:15You're back in the winter.
01:19:17Finally.
01:19:21You weren't on this.
01:19:25We all let our relationships come to this.
01:19:34Can I come home with you guys?
01:19:39Yeah.
01:19:42How are these kids?
01:19:55Baby, I didn't know we had guests here this weekend.
01:19:58I would have made you guys dinner.
01:20:01Honey.
01:20:03You made it home safe.
01:20:04I did.
01:20:05I missed you.
01:20:09Oh, I'm sure you did.
01:20:11Hmm.
01:20:12You know, before this weekend, I really thought that I needed you.
01:20:17I thought, Carly, you need him.
01:20:20The kids need him.
01:20:21Because you would tell me that over and over and over, to the point where I didn't feel worthy of you.
01:20:30But I am worthy.
01:20:31But you know what?
01:20:34This weekend, I realized I am so much stronger than you are.
01:20:43You betrayed me.
01:20:44Oh, I betrayed you?
01:20:47You were planning to leave me.
01:20:50Oh, I wonder why.
01:20:54It's not too late.
01:20:55I was just mad, that's all.
01:20:58I can still fix this.
01:21:00Mad?
01:21:00Is that what you call this?
01:21:04Uh-oh.
01:21:06Ain't looking good, Mark.
01:21:13Oh, Mark.
01:21:16What are you going to do now?
01:21:17Oh, Mark.
01:21:17What are you going to do now?
01:21:19You were nothing.
01:21:29You were never worthy of being loved.
01:21:34You're unbelievable that you're still trying to manipulate me.
01:21:40No, Mark.
01:21:41You're actually talking about yourself.
01:21:43And if I were you, I would get your ass on the ground and put your hands on your head.
01:21:51Because I will shoot you.
01:22:02Let's check around the back.
01:22:07Good.
01:22:13I like the way that it feels when I got you back on your heels.
01:22:22Run away now, but because I need to break your heart.
01:22:25Ladies, everything was stacked against us, but here we are.
01:22:29Stronger than ever.
01:22:32Cheers.
01:22:32Cheers.
01:22:34Cheers.
01:22:35Cheers, darling.
01:22:37I can't believe I still have to be in these flats for a few more weeks.
01:22:42I know.
01:22:43I am so sorry that you're in so much pain.
01:22:45No, it's great.
01:22:49I miss Rebel.
01:22:51Oh, to Rebel.
01:22:53To Rebel.
01:22:54To Rebel.
01:22:55To Rebel.
01:22:55To Rebel.
01:22:55To Rebel.
01:23:05I am so sorry about my husband.
01:23:09Ex-husband.
01:23:09I should have told you the truth about our marriage.
01:23:15Are you kidding?
01:23:17All that did was expose who our husbands really were.
01:23:21A bunch of bastards.
01:23:22Yeah.
01:23:23And whether or not they agreed with Mark, not one of them tried to come and help us.
01:23:27That's true.
01:23:28And it backfired on them.
01:23:30My lawyer's telling me that we're going to have control of the trusts and all the real estate.
01:23:35Oh, now this beautiful country home is all yours, Carla.
01:23:40Jolie, you really need to consider going back into real estate.
01:23:44Oh, yeah.
01:23:45I fully intend to, you know, once all this mess settles down.
01:23:49Yeah.
01:23:51But Carla, seriously, what are you going to do?
01:23:55I don't know.
01:23:55I'm just so happy to have full custody of our kids.
01:23:58And I think I just want to settle down and have a simple life.
01:24:03Well, where are you going to settle down?
01:24:07Miami.
01:24:08Oh, yeah.
01:24:10Oh, yeah.
01:24:11Well.
01:24:15I love that.
01:24:17Yeah.
01:24:18I love that movie.
01:24:20I love that movie.
01:24:24I like the way that it feels.
01:24:54When I got you back on your heels.
01:24:58Run away now, boy, because I just might break your...
01:25:02Fall into my spell.
01:25:05Fall into my spell.
01:25:07Don't it feel like magic?
01:25:12Fall into my spell.
01:25:16Fall into my spell.
01:25:17Anything you can imagine.
01:25:20Anything you can imagine.
01:25:25You could have just do it.
01:25:26Come to try.
01:25:28Never.
01:25:29Look at what it looks like.
01:25:30Flynn, no.
01:25:31Fuck.
01:25:32Go to sleep for now.
01:25:33You could have a depression.
01:25:34You could have an essential universal silence.
01:25:35Take a deep breath.
01:25:37Verify the crust.
01:25:39You could have prayed me to do it.
01:25:41See you.
01:25:42I'll go.
01:25:42Watch the crust.
01:25:43Hey, guess I'm good with your dólar!
01:25:45See you tonight?
01:25:46How do I do it?
01:25:47Which parasite asks both beim раздел Down?
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