00:00those crazy canadians
00:08you never ever want to hear someone screaming in the woods no no you don't ever you don't like
00:17you're in the woods you're in the woods you're in the woods right and then screams no man no way
00:26that's why i never go too deep into the woods that you can't just run right out of the woods
00:32smart you're not a deep woodsman i'm not a deep woods i'm a shallow woodsman i think jason's the
00:39only deep woodsman i think so on the show i've been forced into the deep woods right and i didn't
00:44like it yes no with no screams if you still wanted to run if you heard a scream like it's time to go
00:52right like i don't know yeah i'm out of time yeah i'm not gonna investigate no that's for the
00:59big the authorities bigfoot for sure yeah we'll see or a mass murderer yep yeah sometimes they're the
01:06same yeah remember it was just remember some guy camping a couple months ago yep and they found
01:12him chopped with an axe right right axe murderer went through there the deep woods guys it's not
01:18for everybody it's the deep woods but if you are in the woods and you hear screaming there's a big
01:24difference between help yes and this
01:29i'm running i'm running
01:37yeah this is so is this a canadian bush party the other day a search and rescue team in british
01:56columbia canada was called to a remote hiking and climbing area in the woods after a couple of hikers
02:03reported hearing repeated cries when they arrived the team heard faint yelling from a man
02:13and closed in on one area of the woods
02:17eventually do you hear that do you hear something
02:24i think someone's in pain someone's in pain for sure oh that's bad
02:34oh real bad they must be hurt bad
02:38where did they get so wet what the heck is on joe is it
02:44killer lyrics
02:48uh-huh uh-huh i mean honestly if i fall like into a crevasse
02:59okay and they haven't found me in a couple days if i start singing nickelback songs then i there's
03:10not much time no no there's not much time left i'm almost dead yeah we'll know
03:17like i'm almost dead
03:19yeah for sure if i heard you were lost and that you'd started singing nickelback
03:29i'd know there was a massive issue to me this would be more of like an early like i feel like i might live
03:36oh yeah like if it's this upbeat yeah like it's a beginning yeah you're just trying to stay awake
03:42until research our rescuers can find you i can kind of still move a bit yeah yeah just gotta be careful
03:49here yeah you gotta be care you gotta really be careful
03:57no like it's way too upbeat by the time he's singing look at this photograph it's over exactly
04:02that's my last song i think that's my last one song yeah i think so yeah i think so i think i just
04:09think then then i know it's real bad if we lost chuck and then we find him yeah i just i mean if i
04:15am singing that it is right before the cliff you know so they heard faint yelling they closed in on
04:20an area eventually what they found was a man was camping alone but he wasn't in distress
04:31he was just singing his heart out to the trees he was singing to the
04:36the trees so he didn't think anyone would hear him right anyone was around listen that's how bad
04:40this band is if you want to sing their songs you go deep woods if i want to belt it out i've got to
04:46go deep woods yeah you're right it's so true yep yeah he was belting out nickelback's greatest hits
04:56in the woods oh god and it was mistaken for screams of pain
05:00bigfoot's putting on his headphones oh like bigfoot's furious oh where's my noise cancelling
05:07yeah exactly exactly oh man the first responders thanked the hikers who called it in
05:16just in case the search manager added and remember our services are always free
05:22and the money you save should have been spent on singing lessons oh he was terrible too
05:27how embarrassed was that nickelback singer oh god rescued oh my god like choppers are flying
05:37overhead he's like am i discovered that's how they found the new singer of journey yeah exactly
05:42in the woods yeah like have we checked the woods
05:48that's so crazy you guys yeah it's only a canate that is it only in canada story
05:53oh yes of course anyone in canada knows if you want to sing in go back you have to go into the
05:58woods yeah i think if you're in the deep woods in america you're singing creed yes oh that's
06:04you're singing creed oh yeah and i mean you're belting it
06:13i'd love to talk to the guy who was oh me too oh my god i don't think you would um
06:18they have not identified it of course not he's like keep my name oh my god he's fighting that
06:23with the press all of his because he was alone in the woods for a reason yeah right
06:31like honestly i think if i heard
06:36i'd be less scared than if i heard
06:39he must have been screaming it like so loud i'm like be quiet we gotta we have to pack everything
06:51up maybe we don't even pack it up maybe we just leave everything you're right there's something
06:56creepier someone's just scarier of someone a man by himself just singing nickelback oh yeah oh no
07:06it's funny i don't know i would think it was funny he didn't have a guitar or anything right
07:12just sing an acapella makes it creepier to me i think so too i wouldn't want to talk to the guy
07:18but i'd be like if he wasn't in distress and he's just singing i'm like oh he's out out here to me if i
07:25was at like a one of the nature parks and there was like a camping area yeah and from very far away
07:34you heard the distant thunder this is how you remind me of what i really am if i heard that
07:43and it was far enough away i could see where you're coming from where maybe it's kind of funny
07:48but we're in an area to me the deep woods you're not ready expect it in a camp area you do expect it
07:55especially a canadian camp area i could almost go there every weekend and hear some nickelback
08:00but the deep woods i don't expect any human voice especially not one singing you think that
08:09maybe like they just murdered someone and then they say they're psychopaths
08:13what is the rock star song he's got that rock star song and then they kill you
08:27and the drugs come cheap yeah
08:43if i hear this actually i might kill myself before the killer yeah i'm like i'm already bleeding out
08:50sorry killer i know more words than songs than i ever imagined everybody's crazy guys
08:56yeah everyone does you can't even pledge allegiance to them yeah it's true
09:01all of us have sang it in a forest they don't sing the national anthem they sing nickelback in the
09:06schools in canada i don't know if they're singing this to you you're like just gonna just kill me
09:12please yeah exactly i'm like wait like you are a killer okay no like because i would be like please
09:18like you're a killer right you're not just a guy singing like you're here to kill me right torture
09:23like you're not just gonna this isn't gonna be my weekend is it yes we're gonna lock you up you're
09:27gonna sing no no no no no no no no no no you're here to kill us all right no you're just gonna be
09:36forced to listen no no okay um i wanna be a rock star here's how this is gonna go down you're gonna kill
09:44me or i have to kill you it's man versus man if you're gonna sing that all weekend i can't i already
09:55gotta go i gotta go on a on a little river in a canoe if you think i'm not getting killed right
10:03now kill me kill me here's an axe here i got some good sharp things i mean there's the crews
10:12that showed up the search well they're not gonna joke around because somebody's singing nickelback
10:17here they must be in distress they're like chad chad are you there chad kroger
10:28is it you what a response for a guy just singing just singing i guess maybe like you could you
10:35almost like the way i would trigger dave i would start to sing a nickelback song but then stop it
10:42at a part where it's impossible for you not to continue so that's how you find him right that's
10:49that's it right you know this is how you
10:56and then they isolate him that's how you guys probably how they found him i mean the canadian
11:01rescue squad is
11:03intense they thought someone was dying they were screaming in pain
11:10how embarrassing for that guy and i would call every five minutes i hope are you guys close
11:15are you guys close he's he's moving on to the next one
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