- 3 months ago
Matrimony
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00:00:00...married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:34What?
00:00:35Michelangelo?
00:00:36Don't look at that.
00:00:37You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:39I fucking hate you.
00:00:40I fucking hate you more.
00:00:41How was it?
00:00:42Well?
00:00:43That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:45I don't care.
00:00:46I don't care.
00:00:47I don't care.
00:00:48I don't care.
00:00:49I don't care.
00:00:50I don't care.
00:00:51I don't care.
00:00:52I don't care.
00:00:53I don't care.
00:00:54I don't care.
00:00:55I don't care.
00:00:56I don't care.
00:00:57I don't care.
00:00:58Wait.
00:00:59What are you doing?
00:01:00That is an original.
00:01:01I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:03Oh, fine.
00:01:04I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:14Like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36I tried to get along with you.
00:01:37You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought it was late, and we'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12See, see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thom.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:38Job if you keep acting like a Kardashian.
00:03:40I don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:46And don't be late.
00:03:47Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:52And don't be late.
00:03:55Bye, Dad.
00:03:56Excuse me.
00:04:15Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:17Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:21He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:24Good one, Romulus.
00:04:46These are great.
00:04:48I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:50Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:53No problem.
00:04:53Cool.
00:04:54Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:05:01Hi.
00:05:03I'm Michelangelo.
00:05:05Chantal.
00:05:05Nice to meet you.
00:05:07I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:11I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:14Hold that thought.
00:05:18Hey, Dad.
00:05:19Where the hell were you?
00:05:21Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:24You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:26Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:29I can meet him later.
00:05:30No, it's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:33Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:35Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:38You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:40You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:43You interned, you went to business school, you have potential, okay?
00:05:49But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:52Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:53Because so far, I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:58Bye, Dad.
00:05:58Hey, you okay?
00:06:05Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:28Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:31There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:39And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:41Don't worry about that.
00:06:43I have money saved.
00:06:46I'll find the rest.
00:06:47We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:49We're going to get through this together.
00:06:52Oh, yeah.
00:07:01Ciao, Gucci.
00:07:08Did she have a good walk?
00:07:12What's wrong?
00:07:18I'm sorry.
00:07:20This is...
00:07:20No, no, forget about it.
00:07:21I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:23The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:26I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:29My dream, but...
00:07:32It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:36And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:38Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:41After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:46Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:51You do?
00:07:53Come back tonight and make something nice.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:14Except for the dog hair.
00:08:17Well, come with me.
00:08:19I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:22Are they from Italy?
00:08:23Yes.
00:08:24Wow.
00:08:25Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:28Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:33I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:36Mm-hmm.
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:39I'm a dog walker.
00:08:41Don't be so defensive.
00:08:43I wasn't.
00:08:44Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:51I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:53Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:56Amelia.
00:08:58Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:59Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:13What exactly?
00:09:21How does it look?
00:09:23Not half bad.
00:09:24I mean, it's fine.
00:09:27Whatever.
00:09:30Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:33Or not.
00:09:34I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:37You work for my dad.
00:09:38You have to do what I say.
00:09:39You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:42Just a few more pictures.
00:09:44I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:46I don't need Tinder.
00:09:47I'm an underwear model.
00:09:49My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:52Whatever.
00:09:53For me another.
00:09:59I told you, I'm...
00:10:00Now.
00:10:04Fine.
00:10:10See?
00:10:11Dog walker.
00:10:12That wasn't so hard.
00:10:16What the fuck?
00:10:18This is fucking product!
00:10:19What the fuck?
00:10:23What the fuck?
00:10:23Oh!
00:10:24Asshole!
00:10:25You crazy bitch!
00:10:30Amelia!
00:10:30Whoa!
00:10:31What's wrong?
00:10:33I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:36I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:39I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:39No, no, no, please.
00:10:40I apologize.
00:10:42My son, he's immature.
00:10:44All right?
00:10:44And that's why I invited you.
00:10:47Poor Florida.
00:10:48Please.
00:10:49All right?
00:10:50Just have a seat.
00:10:51All right?
00:10:51And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:54Won't you, son?
00:10:55So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:11:01Cancer?
00:11:03And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:11:08Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:12I want the business.
00:11:14Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:20What kind of deal?
00:11:24Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:26No.
00:11:27You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:30What?
00:11:33What?
00:11:34Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:36I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:38Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:41Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:44Well, Angela, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:49And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:52We're not even a match.
00:11:53We hate each other.
00:11:54At least I do.
00:11:55Obviously.
00:11:57I see.
00:11:58There's something uncommon already.
00:12:00Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:12:04Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:12:08She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:12I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:15But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:17Romulus, you two have chemistry.
00:12:20Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:23As if.
00:12:24Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:26I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:29Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:32Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:36Come on.
00:12:41What's it going to be?
00:12:45What's it going to be?
00:12:49Fine.
00:12:50I'll do it.
00:12:52For Betsy.
00:12:53Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:13:01If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:13:07And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:13:09What the hell, Dad?
00:13:14Fuck it.
00:13:14Fine.
00:13:15I'll do it.
00:13:16Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:20The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:23And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:25You're in my mind.
00:13:28Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:33You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:36Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:39And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:42I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:45Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:50Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage.
00:13:53But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:58That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:14:00Are we agreed?
00:14:03Sure.
00:14:04All right.
00:14:05Sign in.
00:14:06Salute to the new couple.
00:14:26So, your place or mine?
00:14:39I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:41Fine.
00:14:42Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:43So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:56It's like a museum in here.
00:14:58A Michelangelo museum.
00:15:01Ugh.
00:15:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:23What was this?
00:15:25Put it in the trash.
00:15:26This isn't trash.
00:15:27These are my sisters.
00:15:28She's an artist.
00:15:30So, put them in your room.
00:15:31I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:33Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:34Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:37That's man-thong.
00:15:38It's trademarked.
00:15:43Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:45If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:49It's electric.
00:15:50Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:59You might want to start wearing that.
00:16:02Gee, thanks.
00:16:04Welcome.
00:16:11You're getting married?
00:16:13Shh, Betsy.
00:16:15Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:16Sorry, Amelia, it's just, it's not like you.
00:16:22You're saying we're reserved.
00:16:24Safe.
00:16:26Like I always taught you.
00:16:29Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:34And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:38So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.
00:16:41Michelangelo?
00:16:41The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:44No.
00:16:46Michelangelo...
00:16:47Dino Valeno?
00:16:48Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:51Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:52Shh!
00:16:57Socialite animals?
00:16:58Like, start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:17:01How did you even meet?
00:17:03His dad is one of my clients.
00:17:06It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:17:09He's so toxic.
00:17:14Speak of the devil.
00:17:16Oh, yeah.
00:17:19You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:21This is a doctor's office.
00:17:25Amelia.
00:17:27Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:30Doctor's ready.
00:17:32We'll talk about this later.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:33Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:56We're already wet.
00:17:59Where did that come from?
00:18:17Nice place.
00:18:18I love the artwork.
00:18:31Thanks, Marlon.
00:18:33I love the artwork.
00:18:35Finally.
00:18:36A little of good tastes.
00:18:40No, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:48You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:52We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:54More for me.
00:18:58You know, if you like it down here,
00:19:01you should see the bedroom.
00:19:15Who are you?
00:19:16Who are you?
00:19:18Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:21my roommate.
00:19:23Whatever.
00:19:25Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:27I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:29This is my house?
00:19:31We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:34Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:37You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:39What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:41He's jealous.
00:19:43Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:47Sweet dreams.
00:19:51I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:57How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:20:01Even if he is kinda hot.
00:20:03See you later.
00:20:09And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:13Sorry.
00:20:27I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:29You better not.
00:20:43How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:45Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:47We need to talk about last night.
00:20:49No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:53I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:55Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:57But, your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:21:00And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:21:03Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:21:05My sister needs this money.
00:21:09My sister needs this money.
00:21:11My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:15And if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:17Paparazzi find out about this
00:21:19Then the contract is violated.
00:21:21Then neither of us get this
00:21:25Then the contract is violated.
00:21:27Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:29Ya no shit.
00:21:31I'm serious.
00:21:33Don't screw this up.
00:21:37Don't screw this up.
00:21:39I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:43I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:45I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:49I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:51And just so we're clear.
00:21:53I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:55And just so we're clear.
00:21:57I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:59Whenever I want.
00:22:01Fine.
00:22:02Do whatever you want.
00:22:04Sorry.
00:22:06It's a bit harsh.
00:22:10Sorry.
00:22:11It's a bit harsh.
00:22:12Just really.
00:22:14Really.
00:22:16I'm over.
00:22:20I'm over.
00:22:22That could have gone better.
00:22:26That could have gone better.
00:22:36Hey baby.
00:22:38Hey baby.
00:22:40You know you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:42You're rich.
00:22:44You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:46You're rich now.
00:22:48I know.
00:22:49I like it.
00:22:50Uh huh.
00:22:51I know.
00:22:52I like it.
00:22:53That's good to hear.
00:22:54You know I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:58It rubs off on my son.
00:23:00Tell me how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:23:04How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:23:06Oh.
00:23:07Fine.
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:09We're s-
00:23:10Oh.
00:23:11Fine.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:13We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:15All right.
00:23:16Well give him time.
00:23:17We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:18All right.
00:23:19Well give him time, all right?
00:23:21Oh, and listen.
00:23:22He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:25Look, I promise.
00:23:27I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30You're right.
00:23:31Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:34Come on, Gucci.
00:23:35Come on.
00:23:36Bye, Gooch.
00:23:40Hey, Amelia.
00:23:41Hey, Jake.
00:23:43Gucci, no!
00:23:44Royce!
00:23:47It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:51It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:53Yeah.
00:23:54Same here.
00:23:57Sorry.
00:24:02Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:24:05His whole family, actually.
00:24:07All these rich people are nuts.
00:24:09They should make a reality show.
00:24:11We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:14Do you want to walk together?
00:24:17Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:20I'd like to.
00:24:26Okay.
00:24:27So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:30A couple months.
00:24:31I like it.
00:24:32I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:34Barista.
00:24:35Uber driver.
00:24:36Delivery guy.
00:24:37Movie extra?
00:24:38You were in a movie.
00:24:39Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:40I was trying to impress you.
00:24:41How about you?
00:24:42How about you?
00:24:43How long have you been doing this?
00:24:44I don't know.
00:24:45My whole life, I guess.
00:24:46It started as a summer job and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:48I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:49Wow.
00:24:50I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:57My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:24:58Do you want to go?
00:24:59I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:25:00You did?
00:25:01Yeah.
00:25:02I still do.
00:25:03He's cute.
00:25:04I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:06Then again, I'm kind of like...
00:25:07I'm like, okay?
00:25:08I don't know.
00:25:09I'm like, okay?
00:25:10I was like, okay?
00:25:11I've got a crush on you.
00:25:12I'm like, okay?
00:25:13I'm going to love you.
00:25:14I'm going to love you.
00:25:15What?
00:25:16I'm going to love you.
00:25:18What?
00:25:19What?
00:25:20What?
00:25:21What?
00:25:22What?
00:25:23What?
00:25:24What?
00:25:25What?
00:25:26What?
00:25:27What?
00:25:28What?
00:25:29What?
00:25:30What?
00:25:31What?
00:25:32I'm like, what?
00:25:33And that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:39I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:41Hell yeah.
00:25:43I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:48I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:53I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:57Hey, what's your ring?
00:26:00Um, it's just a class ring.
00:26:03From high school.
00:26:05Looks pretty big.
00:26:07It was a big school.
00:26:09Public schools.
00:26:10Am I right?
00:26:14I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:19Me?
00:26:20Engaged?
00:26:21No.
00:26:21Are you kidding?
00:26:22I'm 24.
00:26:23I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:25I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:29Nope.
00:26:30Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:33Royce pooped.
00:26:38You should pick it up.
00:26:39Where?
00:26:39I don't see it.
00:26:40Just over there.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:44Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:50Of course.
00:26:52It's an office.
00:26:53You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:55You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:27:00Very funny.
00:27:01You know I'm retiring next year.
00:27:03Yes, I know.
00:27:03Yes, I know.
00:27:03That means you got to get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:27:07So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:27:11Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:11Fuck no.
00:27:13Come on, Dad.
00:27:23Help!
00:27:23Oh my goodness.
00:27:28Are you okay?
00:27:29Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:36You're engaged, remember?
00:27:39And this is our new palette.
00:27:42It's Matt's collection.
00:27:44He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:48But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:59What, Dad?
00:28:04What a day, Dad.
00:28:05It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:28:07Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:12Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:14Hard work does pay off.
00:28:16Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:18What about her?
00:28:19She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:20Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:22But she just worked hard, and now...
00:28:25Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:27I guess that's impressive.
00:28:29Yeah, I see.
00:28:30See, it is.
00:28:31I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:34I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:42Break's over.
00:28:57Well, not too bad, huh?
00:29:00One day down.
00:29:02Forty more years to go.
00:29:04Hey, hey, hey.
00:29:06Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:18You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:28Tonight?
00:29:29Shit.
00:29:30When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:31I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:33The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:34Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:36Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina app.
00:29:42Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:46I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:48What's the matter?
00:29:49You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:51Yeah, yeah.
00:29:52Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:55Alright, so it's all settled.
00:29:57I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:30:05Bye, Dad.
00:30:16So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:22Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:26And?
00:30:28And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:31But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:37You better not let that hair down.
00:30:39Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:48How's it going in there?
00:30:50I'm coming out!
00:31:01Is that bad?
00:31:03I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:31:08Buy that dress.
00:31:09ASAP.
00:31:14Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:15I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:20I'm just waiting to read涼.
00:31:21Stay!
00:31:22I need to stay based in the description.
00:31:23Are you excited?
00:31:24That's the clouds here?
00:31:25I'm just going to look ahead when you're looking at it.
00:31:27It doesn't show my texture.
00:31:28You have said I'm amazing.
00:31:29I'm love to see you next time.
00:31:31It's ready to walk even closer.
00:31:32Then I can reach left and bend them and pull your arms.
00:31:37After all, it's really finished.
00:31:38Not so much.
00:31:41You have already finished now, though.
00:31:42It's good.
00:31:43sehr sticky.
00:31:44It's very smooth.
00:31:45What are you looking at?
00:31:54You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:56Thanks.
00:31:57Did you forget my name?
00:32:01No, it's just something different.
00:32:05Did you change your hair?
00:32:07Why do you care?
00:32:08The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:32:10I'm going out.
00:32:11I just forgot my charger.
00:32:12Awesome, thanks.
00:32:15I'm taking this.
00:32:18Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:19We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:21I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:23Hold on.
00:32:26Amelia!
00:32:34All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:37Nice.
00:32:38Where's Amelia?
00:32:40She's sick.
00:32:42She can't make it.
00:32:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:32:45If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:48Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:50Give her some nice soup.
00:32:53I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:55Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:57Poor thing.
00:33:00Okay, Dad.
00:33:00See you in the office.
00:33:02Stupid dog walker?
00:33:09Tricking me with her makeover.
00:33:10I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:20Hey, it's Michelangelo Dino Avino.
00:33:23You still track people?
00:33:23Wow.
00:33:40Amelia.
00:33:41Hi.
00:33:43You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:47Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:51I kind of panicked.
00:33:52No worries.
00:33:53I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:59Talk to the bartender.
00:34:01Wow.
00:34:01The IP treatment.
00:34:03You look like one.
00:34:05Thanks, Jake.
00:34:05Hey, lover boy.
00:34:09We're on.
00:34:11Gotta go.
00:34:13If I'm in the green room after,
00:34:15I hope you like it.
00:34:16Break a leg, lover boy.
00:34:18Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:40All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:34:45You know what I want.
00:34:49Good.
00:34:50Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:51Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:55One more, please.
00:35:00But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:03Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:13You really think so?
00:35:15I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:17The who?
00:35:19You don't know the strokes.
00:35:23Are they older?
00:35:25I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:29It's all right.
00:35:30Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:31You want something to drink?
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:41So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:45Since I was 13.
00:35:47Played in bands all through high school and college,
00:35:49but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:52That's awesome.
00:35:53And when I get my record deal,
00:35:55I can finally quit my job,
00:35:57focus on music full time.
00:35:59You're going to quit dog walking?
00:36:00I thought you liked it.
00:36:03I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:36:07I don't even like dogs that much.
00:36:09I'm more of a cat person.
00:36:11A cat person?
00:36:12Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:16Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:19I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:22I just want to relax.
00:36:23Have a good time.
00:36:25You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:27I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:32Now I'm not sure.
00:36:33We have nothing in common.
00:36:35Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:41The heck.
00:36:42I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:44Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:45Now I can have mine.
00:36:46Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:37:03What's going on?
00:37:04That's Michelangelo Dina Levino,
00:37:06the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:37:09He's not.
00:37:10You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:12Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:13What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:15Back off, dude.
00:37:17Back off.
00:37:18Grubby little hipster.
00:37:19She's my fiancée.
00:37:21So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:23Jake, I can explain.
00:37:26Let's go, let's go.
00:37:28I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:30I'm not, Jake.
00:37:36This is for making me Uber
00:37:38all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:42And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:45I can't believe you did that.
00:37:51After your high and mighty speech,
00:37:52you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:53Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:56Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:59I'm not following you around.
00:38:01You know what?
00:38:01I get it.
00:38:02You saw me with Chantel last night,
00:38:04and now you're jealous.
00:38:07Me jealous?
00:38:08Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:38:10Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:13I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:15I have a name.
00:38:17Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:19That is an original.
00:38:20I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:22Oh, fine!
00:38:23I'll just hop in my time machine,
00:38:25go back to ancient Rome,
00:38:26and get another one.
00:38:27I don't care about your art,
00:38:28your money,
00:38:28your stupid mansion.
00:38:30You're treating me like shit.
00:38:31That's from the Renaissance!
00:38:34You are history's worst nightmare!
00:38:35I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:37We signed a contract!
00:38:38For an arranged marriage!
00:38:40Did you actually think this arrangement
00:38:41would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:43You are such a simpleton!
00:38:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:49Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:52I tried to get along with you.
00:38:53You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:54I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:56Right back at you!
00:38:58I fucking hate you.
00:39:00I fucking hate you more!
00:39:30I fucking hate you.
00:39:32I fucking hate you.
00:39:33I fucking hate you.
00:39:34I fucking hate you.
00:39:35I fucking hate you.
00:39:36I fucking hate you.
00:39:37I fucking hate you.
00:39:38I fucking hate you.
00:39:39I fucking hate you.
00:39:40I fucking hate you.
00:39:41I fucking hate you.
00:39:42I fucking hate you.
00:39:43I fucking hate you.
00:39:44I fucking hate you.
00:39:45I fucking hate you.
00:39:46I fucking hate you.
00:39:47I fucking hate you.
00:39:48I fucking hate you.
00:39:49I fucking hate you.
00:39:50I fucking hate you.
00:39:51I fucking hate you.
00:39:52I fucking hate you.
00:39:53I fucking hate you.
00:39:54I fucking hate you.
00:39:55I fucking hate you.
00:39:56I fucking hate you.
00:39:57I fucking hate you.
00:39:58I fucking hate you.
00:39:59where am i who's spooning me is that jake how drunk was i
00:40:18michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night
00:40:24it must have been all those free beers uh-huh we don't have to talk about this right yeah too many
00:40:33drinks just forget it ever happened if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work
00:40:44i should get up too oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:40:51thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:41:00well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:41:10you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:41:15so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:41:28michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:41:32maybe i did misjudge him and how was it well really bad right i knew it actually
00:41:46it was the best sex i ever had well that explains the glow
00:41:51i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk
00:42:00to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:42:06i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and you get
00:42:12the picture hey opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much because you're so
00:42:24different something like that
00:42:35here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me
00:42:39i'll have to let it down easy weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:55what was that about must be the hangover
00:42:58hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:23hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:43:28why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:43:44what was that about me
00:43:56hey
00:43:56hi
00:43:57hi
00:43:58we should talk
00:44:02about us
00:44:07i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything
00:44:12we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened
00:44:18i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second
00:44:22you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before
00:44:27i've never been with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your
00:44:34your d-list actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:44:39i know that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're
00:44:44driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out
00:44:50i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:44:56what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:45:07last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:45:12that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:14really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:45:24but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:31you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:45:46amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:50amelia i felt it too
00:45:57so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day me too
00:46:20so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots
00:46:43on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:46:52if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:46:56espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:47:04you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:47:10you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious
00:47:21the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together why not
00:47:30were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:46oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:48oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:48:05i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:13is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:48:19like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got
00:48:26jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino i didn't mean
00:48:35a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:48:45remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance we had a connection you're a cat person
00:48:53it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:49:01cats are awesome
00:49:05that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:49:11you think so
00:49:14maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to
00:49:19paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:49:25but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty yeah but that's how you impress her
00:49:30you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:49:37no go get a lover boy
00:49:52so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:54you've never played fetch before it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't
00:50:05want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:50:08do you ever get do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no no i like my work what's i like
00:50:24my work what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun what's the point of working
00:50:29if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me
00:50:39get closer to my little brother
00:50:44fetch gucci
00:50:49i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:59what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:51:18but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:51:23you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:25i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:33i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:38okay this is for us why don't you get us a court script what else is in the back
00:51:44just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:51:55that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:52:10how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:52:15did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i never told a girl about my mom
00:52:26sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of good
00:52:35memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about
00:52:42cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:49i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:58i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:53:05it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:53:16my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:53:25i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:27i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:38i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them
00:53:45well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:46is it just the wine or am i really falling for him hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured
00:54:14out how to make the machine work no thank you you need to have a morning medium i'm kind of in a rush
00:54:19okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:54:24ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:29what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touche
00:54:37there you go okay bye bye
00:54:40love you love you love you too
00:54:54sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah
00:55:03okay okay uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:55:16look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try
00:55:27oh yeah now here's uh here's mine just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:55:38come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this wedding right
00:55:46this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin
00:55:52on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the wedding at the
00:55:59hollywood bowl oh well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty
00:56:06room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this why something wrong
00:56:14with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy
00:56:24wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make her uncomfortable wow i never thought
00:56:32of that you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:56:42with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl sounds like you might be
00:56:49falling in love love yeah i don't know all right all right change the deal then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:57:03all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad
00:57:10no cold play
00:57:19so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:28and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:57:40would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:57:48that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:57:55i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:58:05is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:58:14and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:58:23it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:31i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones it's
00:58:39the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:45actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need
00:58:55to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories
00:59:06you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot
00:59:13he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your
00:59:20pants amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah
00:59:32meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please
00:59:40me just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:59:49you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:54you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:55thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
01:00:08michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
01:00:13mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
01:00:17have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
01:00:22it's
01:00:32it's enormous
01:00:36why would anybody need so much room
01:00:39it's nice to see you too sis nice to finally meet you betsy
01:00:49so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:58how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you were
01:01:03born
01:01:05yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend that much
01:01:10on a drink
01:01:148.99 at ralph's it's delicious
01:01:18this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:01:33you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:57so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:02:03you don't mind do you fire away
01:02:08so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once
01:02:16that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:02:23that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:02:29that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:34betsy look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:02:44anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:50we don't know
01:02:52easy betsy
01:02:54i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia
01:03:00you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger
01:03:06michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no wonder
01:03:10amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like
01:03:15that amelia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best
01:03:28interests no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:34she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:38and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't
01:03:43talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:03:49that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say
01:03:54whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:03:59see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:04:03doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates
01:04:08our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:04:14it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he
01:04:21doesn't even know what that means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have
01:04:28signed that contract it's over we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries
01:04:40on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:42amelia amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than
01:04:55him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about it on the road get packing
01:05:04and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that
01:05:12or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue
01:05:19us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media you don't know that
01:05:27we're liabilities lose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:36get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did
01:05:43manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day see he could have a sniper on us
01:05:49it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:06:09you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off i've just been busy but
01:06:22it's over with now you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:39nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:51okay let's get this over with
01:06:57is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:07:05i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:07:17amelia broke up with me
01:07:22it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:26never in a million years and i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:32fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:37i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:49amelia hi dad
01:07:52gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:08:05romulus
01:08:09well i i only had him off a leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and all of a
01:08:14a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:08:21well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good
01:08:29gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:08:35gucci gucci gucci
01:08:38hey hey hey where's michelangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:42oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:47where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:08:51it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:56smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto
01:09:00oh yeah that's it
01:09:05give me the urk
01:09:17gucci
01:09:17we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him
01:09:31don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:37see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:43he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:55gucci
01:09:58gucci my boy's back
01:10:01gucci
01:10:09okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:10:19i might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:10:28i don't know
01:10:29it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:10:36amelia can we talk
01:10:42please
01:10:45amelia can we talk
01:10:50please okay
01:10:58amelia
01:11:01amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:11:05i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:11:14i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:11:18thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:29you're not one i'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:11:37i'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:40i'm not
01:11:41you're not
01:11:44you're not what do you mean
01:11:48amelia this might sound crazy but
01:11:52i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:55and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:12:01i want to know that our love is real
01:12:02dad what is this son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:12:12why son
01:12:14because i want to ask her to marry me
01:12:17and not because of some legal obligation
01:12:23but because she wants to
01:12:24consider our contracts noel and void
01:12:38amelia
01:12:41what will it be
01:12:44will you marry me
01:12:48will you marry me
01:12:49yes i'll marry you
01:13:08you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:13:12and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:13:13look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:13:20all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:13:26come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:13:31hopefully it's not too rich for you i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss
01:13:37the wedding all right i want to hear from everybody involved especially uh coldplay
01:13:43we're not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:13:58and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:14:15uh amelia
01:14:21even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together i've learned so much from you in
01:14:30such a short amount of time and not just about dogs i don't know how i ever managed anything without
01:14:37you
01:14:40i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this
01:14:48year and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the
01:14:59doggy daycare you've always dreamed of amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:15:12i love you so much
01:15:13i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:15:27helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:15:32to do more of on our honeymoon in italy and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like
01:15:42a lifetime in a good way i know your mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you
01:15:50with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband
01:15:57and wife you may kiss your bride
01:16:08thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker it's crazy you know given my sister
01:16:18but i've always been more of a cat person me too
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