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00:00Have you seen this geezer?
00:01I just wanted to get your attention by kidnapping my boss.
00:03Hello, Glenn.
00:04Cassie's my brother!
00:05He quite liked it when he talked to me about that mark for my job.
00:07Disgusting, isn't he?
00:09My family owned the company.
00:10Cassie?
00:11I got the promotion!
00:12Do you ever feel like you're just the worst person in the world?
00:16Cass!
00:17He's gonna stay, Cassie.
00:19He's gonna flambe himself.
00:21No, no, no!
00:21Don't do that!
00:22Your dad's not dead.
00:25Your dad's a tenor race.
00:30Trauma.
00:34Thought my dad was dead.
00:38Turns out the prick just left us, so...
00:42Trauma.
00:47I know I've gotta take it easy.
00:52Anyway, the gas meter's by the door, mate.
00:55There he is.
00:57Morning, Lee.
00:58Er, there's his letters.
01:00Make sure they're getting the first post today.
01:01Oh.
01:02What's that?
01:03Number 32.
01:04We're throwing it out.
01:05Why do you know you don't?
01:06Maureen!
01:08Yoghurt pots, they go in the brown bin, don't they, my darling?
01:11Oh, God.
01:11Hey, we've been through this.
01:14Comes in, Andy.
01:16Right.
01:16Well, we'll just be off to work.
01:19Well, it's quite early for that, don't you think?
01:21Bloody Mary cursed.
01:22It's a breakfast drink.
01:25Can you get some fags, Glenn?
01:26Put it on the tab.
01:35Nice one, Ma.
01:36We're getting there, aren't we?
01:38All right?
01:39All right?
01:40All right?
01:41All right?
01:41All right?
01:42We're getting there, aren't we?
01:44He just keeps collecting stuff. He's like a massive womble.
02:01Just give him time, Kirst. As soon as we find Dad, he'll be up and out here.
02:03As soon as we...
02:05Yeah.
02:06You'll find him. You know, you sent all those letters off to Tenerife now.
02:10What was it?
02:1036. English and Spanish. Everybody implied Las Americas.
02:13Yeah. Lee will have posted them about now, so...
02:15And you've got the email address? Info at Big Don Chicken Shack.
02:18Yeah. No response yet, but keep trying.
02:21Positive. Positive. Exactly. Stay positive and seize your destiny, remember?
02:26Because you've just got to... Oh, shit, I've dropped my hearing, but...
02:29Sorry to get it.
02:33Oh, I can see it. It's just by your...
02:36You're on my tie, Kirst.
02:38I know.
02:39Well, can I get off it? Because I can't...
02:41Oh. Oh.
02:43I've caught you...
02:45Peeping.
02:47Haven't I?
02:49Dirty little...
02:51Peeper.
02:53Yeah.
02:55Do you know what naughty peepers get?
02:59I'm not quite sure.
03:00They get...
03:01They get...
03:02Panished.
03:03Oh.
03:04Oh.
03:05Oh.
03:06Oh.
03:07Oh.
03:08Treat them.
03:10She popped the box, Kirst.
03:12That's a disabled one. It's big enough.
03:14Sorry.
03:15Oh, don't be sorry, Kirst. I like it.
03:16We're all done here.
03:17I mean, because I've got a massive...
03:18Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:22Hi.
03:23Just, um...
03:24Just a bill, please.
03:28We can't keep doing it like this.
03:30No.
03:31I'm gonna have to do some more research, because there's protocols.
03:34Mm-hmm.
03:35You know, they're safe words, Glen.
03:36There's boundaries.
03:37Right.
03:38Sounds very...
03:40strict.
03:41Well, yes, it is very strict.
03:44It's very, very strict.
03:46Because somebody around here needs a little bit of fucking discipline.
03:50Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52There she is.
03:53Back again.
03:54Very prompt.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Good.
03:57Lovely.
03:58Big tip for you.
04:07Oi.
04:09You dropped something.
04:11And?
04:12What are you gonna do about it?
04:13Uh...
04:18It's gonna push the old Bron.
04:33Hello?
04:35Hello?
04:38Hello?
04:39Hi there.
04:40Welcome to World of Carpets at Loudoun Retail Village.
04:41My name's Glen, store manager.
04:42How can I be helping you today?
04:43I've...
04:44Been stood here.
04:47You...
04:48Sorry?
04:49Yeah.
04:50I've been sent the wrong carpet.
04:51I need to exchange it.
04:52Oh, apologies.
04:53What's the product?
04:54It says Loop Pile on the packaging.
04:55I ordered Burbelow.
04:56That's the manufacturer reference.
04:57In store, we use the catalogue name.
04:59Right.
05:00Okay.
05:01So...
05:02I've paid more just because it's got a different name.
05:03No, no.
05:04Er...er...er...
05:05Loop Pile is a subsection of Burbelow.
05:06It's identical.
05:07Right.
05:08Okay.
05:09Actually, I think I'll just go for the full return.
05:11It's...
05:12Let's just post it's the return.
05:14Okay.
05:15No problems.
05:16Well, if you've got your receipts or your order number, then I'll log into the system.
05:18And if you still wish to proceed, then you can go fuck yourself.
05:21I nearly went-
05:22get better.
05:23Knocked it down.
05:24What?
05:26I had gotten the...
05:28Who is saying that?
05:29Where do I go?
05:30In search of the love I never found.
05:34meiner from the parleque
05:48Dan! That bloke's in our bins again.
05:56Cursed. Oi, cursed day.
05:59Cowgirl?
06:02Or reverse cowgirl?
06:04Huh? Well, which is it? Getting looks.
06:07All right, Lululemon. Go on, sling your hook.
06:09Mum, you are on a bidet in public.
06:11Yeah, well, I need to give it a test drive. I'm getting one in my new flat.
06:14Why? No-one has one.
06:16Well, if I must downsize, then at least you want me arse to feel like it's on holiday.
06:21Oh. Oh, Sid, anyway. You fancy man?
06:25Oh, no. No, erm...
06:28Right, well, if you actually need to know, I'm manifesting.
06:32C is your destiny.
06:34So, what you do, Mum, is you picture your future
06:37and you just think really positively about it all of the time,
06:40and then just good stuff happens.
06:42So, like, Glenn got a promotion, I got a new job...
06:45Oh, give it a rest. You're volunteering at an all-age company.
06:48It's only one step up from putting in a shift at Sue Rydercare.
06:50Well, no. They asked me to come in and turn it around.
06:53Yeah, good luck with that.
06:54I'll see in six months when it all goes tits-up.
06:56Actually, Mum, it's not going to go tits-up.
06:58Because I'm manifesting.
07:00I've made a business plan to reorganize their workflows.
07:02It'll make our wedding fund back by Christmas.
07:04Well, bully for you.
07:06Look, I need someone to help with this.
07:08Because you're no fucking use.
07:15Seize your destiny.
07:17Hello, troll.
07:22You thought you could rattle me.
07:25Well, I'm sorry to inform you.
07:27I'm thriving.
07:29I do hope you can find some peace.
07:32Never contact me ever again.
07:36Bye-bye now.
07:38Right. Sit there and do it without burning your minge off.
07:44What?
08:01I'm sorry, Mr. Campbell, but verbal abuse against a customer is a very serious complaint.
08:26I got this.
08:28Salaam, brother.
08:29Listen me, yes?
08:30Glenn is a good man.
08:32Trust.
08:33Safi.
08:34Pardon?
08:35Nah, I thought you were Arab, but he ain't.
08:37We need to investigate this further.
08:39In the meantime, Mr. Campbell, you can't work on the shop floor.
08:42What?
08:43Sorry.
08:44No, no, no.
08:45I'm the only one here who sells anything.
08:47Rude.
08:48What about Helen?
08:49We know you're there, Helen.
08:51We can see your split ends.
08:52Please abide by the new working conditions.
08:54We'll be in touch.
08:55Fuck!
08:56Sorry.
08:57Bro, what is up with you?
08:59You're giving me full Jeff Dahmer vibes.
09:01You know that look when he's been chopping up bitches on the slide?
09:04That is you, bruv.
09:05Look at you.
09:06Except he was fit.
09:07Even now, what are you twiddling your hair for, bro?
09:10If you've got nits, you can back off.
09:12I don't want them pricks under my hijab.
09:14Just thinking about Lee, my brother.
09:16He's going through a tough time and...
09:18Hmm.
09:19So this ain't about your dad?
09:21Because he's come back from the dead.
09:23But now he don't want you to find him.
09:24And he's ignoring you and not replying to your emails.
09:30Um...
09:31No.
09:32It's not that.
09:33Hmm.
09:34I'm going to bounce.
09:35I had an edible a bit ago.
09:36You're wigging me out.
09:38Aisha, you can't go.
09:39It's only four.
09:40You're down for a full day.
09:41I emailed you the rota.
09:42Yeah, right.
09:43I never got that.
09:44Did you check your junk?
09:45Got to check your junk?
09:46You should be checking your junk.
09:47Aisha, it's basic administrative competence.
09:49It's...
09:50Oh.
09:51Shitting fuck.
09:54I'm going to go.
09:56And don't you go chopping up with no bitches, yeah?
09:59Promise?
10:00Yeah.
10:06Oh my...
10:07Fuck.
10:08Kellan!
10:09Fuck!
10:10Lee!
10:11Lee!
10:12He's replied!
10:13I've got an email.
10:14I think it's from Dad.
10:15From his business address.
10:16Went to my junk folder.
10:18Let's talk DC.
10:20It's in DC, Don Campbell.
10:22I'll set up a Zoom call for later.
10:26You excited, yeah?
10:27Yeah, of course I am.
10:30It's a trauma, innit?
10:31Right, yes.
10:32Are you going to be alright?
10:34Because you do seem quite...
10:36Yeah, I'm sober as a nun.
10:38There's a Pope.
10:39What is it?
10:40Right, we'll just maybe get cleaned up for the call.
10:42This is it, Lee.
10:43I think we found him.
10:45Ah, fuck.
10:46Um...
10:47It's a judge.
10:48Of course it's a fucking judge.
10:52Music and fashion was always the passion
10:55At the coal bar
10:57Where they told Moraine
10:59They fell in love
11:03Right, the curtains...
11:05Er...
11:06What?
11:07Um...
11:08Right, er...
11:09Is the laptop too low?
11:10Shall I get some books to prop it up?
11:11Ben, it's fine, love.
11:12Right.
11:13Sorry.
11:14Um...
11:15Okay.
11:16Didn't fancy popping on a shirt.
11:18No.
11:19Here we go.
11:20I should call through any moment now.
11:23What's that?
11:25Okay.
11:26Um...
11:29Oh, my God.
11:31Is that...
11:32Is it, um...
11:33Hi.
11:34Hello.
11:35It's me.
11:36It's Glenn.
11:37Maybe...
11:38Maybe...
11:39Maybe...
11:40Your...
11:41That's not your dad.
11:42Sweat.
11:43Um...
11:44Sorry.
11:45Who are we?
11:46Me.
11:47Des...
11:48Cousinelli.
11:49Do you say?
11:50Your dad's ex-business partner.
11:54Um...
11:55Right.
11:56Well...
11:57Maybe you could help us because we're, um...
11:59I just want to see you, son.
12:00The progeny of the...
12:01Cunt.
12:02Who wrecked my life.
12:04Who ran off with my Rita.
12:06What?
12:07And my money.
12:08Rita.
12:09The only woman I ever loved.
12:12I just want to look in your eyes...
12:15And tell you with the utmost gusto...
12:18To go fuck yourselves.
12:22What?
12:23Wait.
12:24Hang on.
12:25Wait.
12:26No, no, no, no!
12:27No, no, no!
12:28Oh, well...
12:29That's dead.
12:30What?
12:31No, no, no.
12:32Lee, Lee, wait.
12:33I'll call him back, Lee.
12:34He doesn't want to be found, Glenn.
12:35It's fucked.
12:36Lee!
12:37Lee!
12:38Lee!
12:39Lee!
12:40Lee!
12:41Ah!
12:46What?
12:47Should we?
12:52Sorry, Taz, but it is just chafing a bit.
13:03So, are you sure you want to do this now?
13:05Yeah, of course.
13:06Why not?
13:07Yeah, okay.
13:08Well, you know, it's just after, you know...
13:09We can do it another time.
13:10It's fine.
13:11It's fine.
13:12It's great, yeah.
13:13Okay, well, I've been doing some research, as promised.
13:14Lovely.
13:15And it says...
13:16First, ensure that your sub feels safe within the mutually agreed parameters of play.
13:20Do you?
13:21Yep, yep.
13:22Yeah?
13:23Great.
13:24Okay.
13:25Next, establish your sub's pain threshold.
13:26Gradually build force, whilst encouraging a dialogue around optimal level.
13:31Okay, so...
13:34I'll just call him back.
13:35What?
13:36Him, Dez.
13:37Why?
13:38No, because, I mean, you know, he must know something, mustn't he?
13:40What, Glenn?
13:41Can we talk about this later?
13:42I mean, not for me, for Lee.
13:43I think Lee, like, really needs to find him.
13:45Find Dad.
13:46No, no.
13:47What I'm saying is, you know, I've got to do it for Lee, haven't I?
13:48You know, it's on me.
13:49I'm his brother.
13:50And just now, he looked like he was giving up hope.
13:51Do you think he's giving up hope?
13:52I don't think he's giving up hope.
13:53I think he's fine.
13:54But we don't know that though, do we curse?
13:55What I'm saying?
13:56Glenn, Lee is fine.
13:57Lee is fine.
13:58Lee is fine.
13:59He's absolutely and completely f-
14:01Oh, shit!
14:02Oh, my God!
14:03Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
14:04Lee!
14:05What is it?
14:06Lee!
14:07Just take off my left.
14:08I'll be down in a minute.
14:09Lee!
14:10Just take off my left.
14:11Oh, my God!
14:12Oh, my God!
14:13What is happening?
14:14Fuck!
14:15Lee!
14:16I'm coming!
14:17Lee!
14:18I'm coming!
14:19Lee!
14:20Just take off my left!
14:21Oh, my God!
14:22Oh, my God!
14:23Oh, my God!
14:24Oh, my God!
14:25Oh, my God!
14:26Oh, my God!
14:27Lee!
14:28I was bathing mother's corns oh thank god because I was in the bedroom I saw
14:43the flames through the window making eggs tell you what Roger I'll tell you
14:52what why don't you come in for a cup of tea it's the least we can do after me actually Roger
14:59another time if that's okay it's a quite a nasty burn that should hold the bandages how'd it happen
15:12oh he's been drinking quite heavily I've nodded off I've not been keeping it's the single bed but
15:19with my sciatica do you think the drink might have had some we need to get something bigger
15:23then a small double bed might fit what do you reckon I don't think we need to do that or
15:27temporarily you know our beds are double Kirstie could take yours I could hit the sofa and that's
15:30maybe one word please glad I do think and listen I am trying to be positive but I do think maybe
15:39that's taking the actual piss some people don't need a hug they need a slap and that is not about
15:48this I had to go okay oh god exactly it's a relapse yeah what no it's like I mean fine or I mean
15:56set himself on fire Ben he's not having no fucking bed he's temporary it's not temporary it's not it's
16:01just fucking temporary cursed me huh I'm sorry sorry sorry about the fire it's you just first
16:17sleep right well I don't know if I've told you clear no if I've mentioned it it's just
16:21trauma it's the trauma yeah yeah yeah you know I think you did mention that but if there was anything
16:26else then well actually Glenn there is something I want you to do for me oh yeah of course anything
16:35what was it couldn't knock us up a pina colada could you place positive positive positive everything's
16:49gonna be absolute I'm not going anywhere Kirstie 24 hours you help me out or we Glenn gets the photo
17:00oh sorry yeah no it's absolutely fine it's fine oh yeah yeah he can yeah yeah yeah yeah oh wow
17:13thanks guys it's all right thing to do oh drains are backed up hey
17:19oh yeah shit shit Glenn I need to tell you something Glenn I need to talk to you about your brother
17:38what are you doing I was gonna take it to the tip then it was too big for the um and then the dust
18:08so I took off my yes um oh my god no no no no no I know it looks mad but um I had to put
18:16everything all together all the clues for finding him finding dad I've got to find him curse for Lee
18:21but it's um isn't there's nothing cursed it's um it's like I don't exist right
18:29well come on there must be something what about Rita yeah Desi's wife he said that your dad ran off
18:39with her maybe they came back to England you know we can't be that many what Cousinelli's oh my god
18:44oh my god yeah Glenn um there's something that I need to tell you um something about about your
18:55brother I it's um oh my god oh my god oh god there's one here Rita Guznelli in Harlow but that's 20
19:09minutes away great cursed thank god I can rely on you cursed honestly I love you so much
19:15I don't know what I'll do without you so what are you gonna say oh oh um just about the bins
19:26you changed the collection so it's once a fortnight now yeah so it was about Lee yeah because he's
19:32he's livid really cares about um council spending apparently so yeah right now night then
19:40seeped we had stuck to the pillar right I'll put a new bandage on it then we've run out so Lee
20:04and I can go and get some more can't we what yeah yeah the petrol station's open 24 hours so
20:08we'll go and get some come on let's go right okay oh and Lee um sorry mate about the bins it's uh
20:14underfunding ah come on
20:19just checking Lee and when you posted all the letters that Glenn wrote which postbox did you use
20:33it's just because the one by us is actually out of order yeah it was the next one is it yeah
20:39oh I didn't post them so what why should I just forget that now we need to talk about Glenn okay
20:47what about these they're corn plasters we need bandages yeah Glenn wants to find that okay so just let
20:53no no no not that how about these right that is a knee support okay I don't need a knee support we
20:59need bandages for his head didn't know him though did he I did I'm the fucker with abandonment issues just
21:05listen to me I'll have that an old mate I need you you're shit and Glenn needs you and you are turning
21:12yourself into stick at the fucking dump stick at the fucking what we did it in year nine I won't yeah
21:17I'll take those I'll take that yeah definitely and that thank you thank you very much don't drink it in
21:26here look Lee you know what fuck it Glenn can find dad on his own I've had enough fucking trauma in my
21:36oh shit
22:04morning love
22:09um Glenn
22:13so sorry but um it's uh it's about your brother he um he he's was using hot water don't worry I shower
22:26later sorry just tell him to hurry up if you need a wee
22:29oh no thanks the panel chocks love yeah it must have been up early to get those
22:41oh and I found a lead on dad at retail I found her address oh great hello hello
22:51dare I say it feel like you know everything's looking up I mean you could say everything's coming up
23:00okay
23:04oh
23:06oh
23:08oh
23:10oh
23:12oh
23:14oh
23:16oh
23:18oh
23:20oh
23:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:29Sir, not the time wrong.
23:31I watched the music.
23:34Come out the train.
23:38Daddy.
23:41Let my head.
23:44It's a lot.
23:45Lee! It's a warning, Lee. Someone don't want us to find him.
23:57Don't you dare, cunts.
24:03Okay, Dad. It's on.
24:08We're coming for you.
24:09I lost the music.
24:13What the fuck?
24:18I lost the music.
24:26I lost the music.
24:29I feel so alive.
24:33I cry.
24:34I might as well survive.
24:37I lost the music.
24:39I lost the music.
24:56I lost the music.
24:57You
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