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Flint the Time Detective Ep. 08 - Lynx
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00:01Now, back from prehistoric times, here's LITS!
00:21Meanwhile, at the Time Bureau!
00:27Watch LITS strike!
00:30Roomba Roomba Roomba!
00:33Roomba Roomba Roomba!
00:40Crossing the Time Area to save the world!
00:52Defending Justice through time and space!
00:55LITS! The Time Detective!
00:56Roomba Roomba Roomba!
00:57Roomba Roomba Roomba!
01:00Roomba Roomba Roomba!
01:02Roomba Roomba Roomba!
01:03We're statues representing deities.
01:04The Great Sphinx in Egypt has the body of the lion and the head of a pharaoh, dating from before 2500 B.C.
01:10That's good for now.
01:12It's good for now. I'm glad Uncle Bernie lets me work here. It's so quiet.
01:15Hey, Sarah, is your homework done yet? Print me a copy and I'll give you a couple bucks.
01:19Get real. That's cheating and you know it.
01:22Huh? What do you mean? I thought we were a team.
01:25We may be a team, but that means you're supposed to do some work too.
01:28I'm doing the best I can. Besides, you're always hogging the computer.
01:32Give me a break. You'll never be a Time Detective without me.
01:35Don't be so sure about that.
01:38Attention, Dr. Goodman. Please respond now.
01:40The Time Police are requesting that Flint be dispatched immediately.
01:44You must have some time for a break, Miss Gray.
01:46How about having coffee with me somewhere?
01:48All booked up. Now find Detective Flint, please.
01:51You do play hard to get, but that's part of your charm.
01:54Am I going somewhere?
01:55How about tea?
01:56Just give it up. Here's what we found out so far.
01:59Our sources tell us that Time Shifter Lynx has been located in ancient Egypt.
02:02Lynx is a master at riddles. If you're not careful, he'll try to trick you.
02:06I'm real good at that stuff. Don't worry.
02:08You may be good at riddles, but he's an expert, so watch out.
02:12I'm sending you your time card now.
02:18Let's have some fun.
02:20Yeah!
02:22Reading time card.
02:28Gordon makes it for 323 B.C., ancient Egypt.
02:32All systems go.
02:34Time cycle is ready for launch.
02:36All right, time's ready. Let's go!
02:40Time war!
02:41Time war!
02:45Boomba, Boomba, Boomba.
02:48Boomba, Boomba, Boomba.
02:51Whoa!
02:52Whoa!
02:52Whoa!
02:53Whoa!
02:54Whoa!
02:55Whoa!
02:56Whoa!
02:57Whoa!
02:58Whoa!
02:59Egypt has been sighted.
03:01I hope they have something good to eat there.
03:03Yahoo!
03:04Something's awfully weird.
03:18I bet it has to do with Petra and those half-witted helpers of hers.
03:22Well, we better find out before it's too late.
03:24She might be at the Sphinx.
03:26Let's race!
03:26Come on, guys!
03:27Hey, Sarah, we didn't say go yet.
03:30I can't help it if you're always behind.
03:31You were born that way.
03:33Only by 327 seconds.
03:41Superb!
03:42This makes me feel just like Cleopatra.
03:44Of course, I'm more beautiful than that hag ever was.
03:47Right, boys?
03:48Oh, yeah, boss.
03:48No matter-doubted.
03:49Are you kidding me?
03:51Cleo was a real looker.
03:52Oh!
03:52This queen business is going to be fabulous.
03:56I will have scads of handsome servants fanning me all day.
04:00After they've finished fanning me, I'm going to have them feed me grapes, paint my toenails, and even brush my teeth.
04:05My lady.
04:17Mark Antony has nothing on you.
04:19I just had to see you in all of your splendor, my beautiful queen of the Nile.
04:23I must be dreaming well, Cleopatra.
04:33Eat your heart out, because I'm carving my face in a pyramid.
04:37No way, Petra!
04:41You're under a threat!
04:43Well, well.
04:44If it isn't that annoying cave rat and his equally annoying friends trying to spoil my fun again.
04:49Ha, but you're not going to make a fool out of me this time.
04:54Go get him, Lynx!
05:01Here's a riddle.
05:04Tell me the answer to this.
05:05What is everybody in the world doing at the very same moment?
05:10Um, let's see.
05:12How about a little hint?
05:13Is it something good to munch on?
05:14I hope it is.
05:16Do you want me to tell you the answer?
05:18Yeah!
05:19Everybody's getting older at the same time!
05:24Watch out, Flint!
05:29He must be under a spell.
05:31What do we do?
05:32Wow, I'm your slave boy!
05:36You're the best queen in the world!
05:38Petra! Petra! Petra!
05:40Nobody's better than you!
05:42Cop Beth! Don't give in to her!
05:44Yeah, snap out of it, Flint!
05:46Wake up!
05:46So, what'll it be? Would you like to try to answer another question?
05:50Ask Terry.
05:51Maybe later.
05:52Retreat!
05:53Retreat!
05:53Aw.
05:55Flint, we're coming back to get you as soon as we can!
05:57Look at them! They're petrified!
06:02Those delinquents are helpless without Flint!
06:04I'm at your service, Petra!
06:06Uh-huh. You better believe that's music to my ears.
06:09You're pretty muscular for such a little punk.
06:11How about it, boys? Should we give him a run for his money?
06:14You have to be extremely careful. If you can't answer Link's questions, you'll end up just like Flint.
06:21Miss Gray sure wasn't kidding.
06:23Well, I knew about that all along.
06:25Oh, come on! You didn't know any more than all the rest of us!
06:28I did, too!
06:29Did not!
06:30All right, you two! Time out!
06:32Help the fighting to cats and dogs! Our main objective is to rescue Flint!
06:35He's right!
06:36Hmm. Petra could have him in the deepest dungeon, for all we know.
06:42The poor thing.
06:43Ha-ha! Being a slave boy, cave boy is plus!
06:46Ah!
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:48Get off me, you diagrable!
06:51Ouch!
06:51Boys!
06:52Stop the stash!
06:54All I wanted was a back rub, and instead I get stomped by a fucking Bronto boy!
07:01I'm sweating. How about some egg?
07:04Oh!
07:04Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:06Oh!
07:14Don't you come near me, you stone-headed troglodyte! From now on, you're only moving furniture!
07:19Anything you want. I'll move to bed, okay?
07:23Flint doesn't seem to be anywhere around here.
07:25Wait! I see him!
07:26Huh?
07:27See him over there?
07:29Let's go!
07:30Mm-hmm!
07:32Flint, it's us! Are you okay?
07:34Did Petra hurt you?
07:35Who are you?
07:37Looks like he's still under Petra's control!
07:38Come on, Flint! We're your friends!
07:42He's leaving us!
07:43Huh?
07:44Hey! It's us!
07:46Oh!
07:47Ow!
07:48Just take it easy!
07:50Oh!
07:51Flint, stop doing this!
07:52Ah!
07:54Huh? Oh, no!
07:56Flint, stop gnawing on my arm!
07:58Uh-oh!
07:59Uh-oh!
07:59Uh-oh!
08:00Uh-oh!
08:00Uh-oh!
08:00Hey! She's not your lunch!
08:02Stop it!
08:03Oh! Oh!
08:04No!
08:06Petra's turned him into a monster!
08:08He doesn't even remember that we're friends!
08:10Snap out of it already!
08:13Hey!
08:13I raised you better than that!
08:17What he needed was some prehistoric discipline!
08:20Shh!
08:20Huh!
08:20Please wake up, Flint! Are you all right?
08:23This looks like a nice place for a nap!
08:25Huh?
08:25I could sure use a few Z's!
08:28Huh?
08:29Hey! Look who's here!
08:30They found us!
08:32All you punks are finished! You're gonna be Petra followers!
08:35Get him, Lynx!
08:36Oh! Oh!
08:37It's that riddle guy!
08:40Huh?
08:40Oh, boy! Here's one! And I'm making to tell you what it's all about!
08:44Please don't!
08:45What can you catch but can't throw?
08:47I hate riddles!
08:48Hmm!
08:49Okay! Give up! Are you two all ready to pull the plug?
08:52Wait a minute! How's this? The answer's a cold!
08:55Hoo-hee-owee-owee-owee!
08:56You are pretty smart!
08:58Hmm!
09:00I bet you can't answer this riddle!
09:02I run and yet I have no legs!
09:04So what could I be? Give up!
09:06You have no legs?
09:07Hmm!
09:08Hmm!
09:10Hmm!
09:12Huh?
09:12Oh! I believe that you're a nose!
09:15Hoo-hee-owee-owee-owee!
09:16You're the cat's meow!
09:17Hmm!
09:19Oh, no!
09:21I hope he's not all pooped out!
09:22Boy, you put him in his place, Sarah!
09:24If you keep it up, you might be able to beat him!
09:26Keep going! Come on!
09:27What reflects like a mirror, but never shows itself?
09:31Nobody ever guesses that!
09:32Gotcha!
09:33Wow, Sarah! That's a tough one!
09:35I'm glad I'm not alone!
09:36Hmm!
09:36Do you give up, huh? Do you give up?
09:40You better hurry! Time is running out!
09:41Ha-ha-ha!
09:43Oh!
09:46Ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:47All my brain is coming up with is a big blank!
09:51How about you? I know you can bail us out!
09:53I need some time to think! I'm still trying to figure it out!
09:56You better think of something fast! Only 30 seconds left!
09:58This is awful!
10:00We're gonna be doomed if we don't answer the question before the time is up!
10:02What else could reflect like a mirror?
10:05Oh?
10:09It's that weird guy again!
10:12Hmm!
10:18What's he doing?
10:20Hmm? Hmm?
10:22Hello!
10:22Yodeling?
10:26Huh.
10:27Now he's doing it all over again!
10:30Wait! Could he be listening to himself?
10:32Wow! Could it be?
10:34Yeah! That's it!
10:35The answer to the riddle is an echo!
10:37Hoo-hee-how-hee-hye!
10:38You're pretty amazing!
10:43I couldn't have done it without that caped guy!
10:46Where'd he go?
10:47Beats me!
10:48But at least you got it right!
10:49He must be in that tent somewhere!
10:51I think!
10:51He always saves us and runs!
10:53My motto is, always keep them in suspense!
10:57Petra's gonna have our hides if we don't do something fast!
11:00Yeah! How come you dropped the ball, Lynx?
11:02Don't you have any harder riddles?
11:04It's our turn now!
11:05Get ready!
11:06Are you all set?
11:07No way!
11:09We're in big trouble if you mop this!
11:11Step aside, little brother!
11:12Now solve this problem!
11:14What walks on four legs in the morning,
11:16two legs in the afternoon,
11:18and only three legs in the evening?
11:20So, what is it?
11:22Uh, take it, Mike!
11:24I'm thinking! Hold on!
11:25How about a table?
11:26I think that could be the answer!
11:28Yeah, but I don't think tables walk too much!
11:30You mean a cow?
11:31Well, how about a pony?
11:33Well, that's a problem,
11:33because they don't walk on two legs very well!
11:36Hey! I got it! A chimp!
11:37Wow, you're pretty smart!
11:39You know that, Mike-man?
11:40A chimp is what it has to be!
11:41Yep, there's no doubt about it!
11:43Hey! What about the third leg?
11:48Forget the chimpanzee!
11:51Time's up!
11:52Well, do you give up?
11:54Do we?
11:55Don't look at me! I'm stupefied!
11:57The correct answer is man!
11:59Man?
12:00The morning is when man is a baby,
12:02and he crawls on four legs!
12:04The afternoon is when man is an adult,
12:06and can stand on two legs!
12:08The evening is when man is old,
12:10and his cane acts as his third leg!
12:13How about that?
12:14Yeah, too good!
12:18Whoa!
12:20Not too bad!
12:21Where did you come up with that riddle?
12:22It's from a book I read about ancient Egypt!
12:25The Sphinx would ask it of travelers!
12:26They had to pass the test in order to get by!
12:29Do your homework like you're supposed to,
12:31and you could be as smart as your sister!
12:36Ow!
12:37Oh, you're up!
12:38A bump!
12:39Let's blow this pop stand before we get in trouble!
12:41You make a good point!
12:43Hey!
12:44Come back here!
12:46You can't escape from me,
12:47because I'm Flint the kind detected!
12:49Whoa!
12:49Whoa!
12:56I'm waiting!
12:57Peel your own grain!
12:59Let's go!
13:01Hey, you guys!
13:02What's the matter with you?
13:06Hey!
13:06Come back!
13:07I'm your queen!
13:08You can't just dump me like a sack of flour!
13:10I won't put up with it!
13:11I need someone to ban me!
13:13Oh!
13:14You can't find good help anywhere!
13:16This isn't fair!
13:17I'm supposed to be the queen!
13:19Hachofina!
13:21Hachofina!
13:21Hachofina!
13:22It's an emergency!
13:24We've got trouble!
13:25Why am I surrounded by these twerps?
13:28Queens woke up!
13:29Stop!
13:30I'm taking you in!
13:32It's not easy being perfect.
13:34You have to put up with everybody else.
13:37Go get him!
13:38Make queen happy!
13:39Petroborum to Linkscar now!
13:50Mummify the brat!
13:54Uh-oh!
13:55This is bad!
13:56Petro-sealing!
14:04What?
14:05We've got to help him!
14:07Who knows?
14:08Maybe we'll find him in a museum someday!
14:11How mean!
14:11Don't worry, you guys!
14:13Huh?
14:14We'll beat him!
14:15Watch!
14:16We have something better!
14:17Oh!
14:17Don't stand there looking goofy!
14:19How about giving me a little help, you two?
14:22No problem!
14:24Get ready!
14:36I'm back!
14:37It's your turn, Bubblegum!
14:38Go get him!
14:44Way to go!
14:45We'll get Flick back for sure!
14:49Wow!
14:50Too bad!
14:51Your little Bubblegum's just bombed out!
14:53Yeah?
14:55Watch this, lady!
14:57She's kissed the Bubblegum Master!
15:00What happened to him?
15:02Hello there!
15:02He just became Bubblegum Master!
15:04He just became Bubblegum Master!
15:09Oh no!
15:10Oh no!
15:11Flint, are you all right?
15:11Flint, are you all right?
15:25Hey, get up, Flint!
15:26Those rotten kids!
15:26They're always putting their snotty noses when they don't belong!
15:29Why me?
15:30Why me?
15:30I'm a very hungry boy!
15:35Flint won't be able to fight without any nourishment!
15:38Wow!
15:40Oh no!
15:41I found something!
15:42Good work!
15:43This food ought to help him out!
15:44I hope so!
15:45Flint, open up!
15:47Here's something to nibble on!
15:48Waaaaaah!
15:50Get!
15:56Yum, that hit the spot!
15:57Why must they deal with deep mats?
15:59I want that human excuse for a garbage disposal taken care of!
16:02Get mean!
16:03As in I mean business!
16:04It's time to use your petrosonic slam!
16:08What's Link's up to now?
16:10Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:11Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:15Wait!
16:16Whoa!
16:17Hey!
16:18Flakes, do you think we could talk about this?
16:21Ah!
16:22Ah!
16:22Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:25Oh!
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16:39Hey!
16:40Don't be such a big old wimp!
16:41Petra, we've got trouble!
16:42Oh!
16:43Oh!
16:43Right here in Egypt City, no kidding!
16:45Something's not right!
16:46Hmm?
16:47Oh!
16:48Oh!
16:49Oh!
16:50My beautiful sphink!
16:51Oh!
17:02Rats!
17:03All my plans are ruined!
17:04No!
17:06Wake up!
17:16Please wake up!
17:17Come on, son!
17:18Dad!
17:19Uh-oh, we've got to save Wings!
17:21Him ahead! Run!
17:23Hey, Wings, are you gonna be okay?
17:34Hmm?
17:35You're all right! I'm really glad!
17:38Mm-hmm.
17:39Hey, we could be pals, don't you think?
17:41Well, we missed her again.
17:45Fly smoother! You're making me dizzy!
17:47I'm trying!
17:48Mm-hmm.
17:51Whoa!
17:54You're flying like a maniac!
17:56Not me! You're the one who's rocking the ball!
18:01Whoa!
18:02LinksCon, listen up!
18:03How about answering my riddle, huh?
18:05Hmm?
18:06What's the relationship between LinksCon and Flint?
18:09Uh, yeah? I wanna know myself.
18:11Mm-hmm.
18:13You give up?
18:14Well, then, the answer is that you're friends.
18:17Wow!
18:18How come Terry's so smart?
18:19I'd love to be friends with you, LinksCon!
18:22Let's fix him!
18:27Then he'll be back to his old sweet self again!
18:32Whoa!
18:34Yay!
18:35We're friends!
18:36Oh, boy!
18:37This is great!
18:38We're gonna have the best time!
18:40I'm gonna introduce you to Dr. Goodman!
18:42I'm impressed!
18:43You were really brave!
18:44Guess I'm glad you're my brother after all!
18:46Well, thanks!
18:47But if you hadn't been so incredibly awesome answering all those riddles, I bet we'd be in really big trouble!
18:53You forgive me for being such a smarty-pants?
18:56Yeah.
18:57I'll help you anytime, Tony.
18:59Really?
19:00Well, how about when I'm busy doing something else, and I don't have enough time to finish my homework?
19:05Would you help me then, Sarah?
19:06Hmm!
19:07No way, goofball!
19:08Huh?
19:09You have to do your homework all by yourself!
19:10Huh?
19:11Yeah, but I helped you out!
19:12Come on!
19:13Doesn't that at least count for something?
19:14There's a big difference, pea brain!
19:16Uh-uh!
19:17Hmm.
19:18Well...
19:19Hey, wait a minute!
19:20I want everybody to be happy!
19:21And you guys are twins!
19:22You should be doubly happy!
19:24Well, I'm glad those two youngsters have decided to get along!
19:34The world's a much more admirable place with people like each other!
19:37I should go back to Egypt sometime!
19:39Those pyramids are amazing, and I just love riddles!
19:43This one's my favorite!
19:44What did the beach say when the tide came in?
19:47Long time no see!
19:49Isn't that one a kick-up?